J crew button ups for 29
Vbaby
When you don't lock the door
shoe on head
Fuck I'm taking a shit and I forgot to lock the bathroom what do guys
look varun now I can have a Tesla too
http://xkcd.com/1685/
http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4121
GOOD meme
Lol holy fuck that's a good meme
Hi there. Just a reminder to keep it classy in here. We are going to ask you to not use any non koko stickers and ask you to use good judgment going forward. Thank you!
lmao holy shit it is me irl
Add brown and that's u
That's an ugly ass koko
Minus red
You tbh
oh ty bb
Your hair looks good today Vbaby
Or something like that
Between 6 and Grahams number
ayy lmao
is that np complete
Or something like that
How many colors do you need to have no colors touching in some N dimensional object
god dammit
Some math field.
Units
where is grahm's number actually used
i knew that was coming lol
meme
nice mee
But Graham's number is still smaller than the weight of your momma
wait what's the joke
3*3=3+3+3=9 3^3=3*3*3=27 New notation here 3∆3=3^3^3=7.62e12 3∆∆3=3∆3∆3=some number with many trillions of digits. 3∆∆∆3=3∆∆3∆∆3 3∆∆∆∆3=3∆∆∆3∆∆∆3=g0 g0 is the first number of our sequence. g1=3(g0 number of ∆s)3 g2=3(g1 number of ∆s)3 Etc g64 is Graham's number. This is so huge. If each atom in the universe was the size of the universe and we filled all those universe sized things with lead. Weighed all those things to get some number of pounds it'd be less than Graham's number.
http://www.renovomotors.com/coupe/
Self drive dis dik
you fams should come to the self driving car thing tho
fuck you lol
Wait is that after your date
custom plate won't come for 3 more month fml ama
Pls yes
OK I'll tell it anyway. This ones a novel though.
i wonder if there's a new data set
wewlad hilary's emails
Wtf
pls no
Who wants to hear another awesome math joke
oh dope taht's awesome
Yeah full time
And a parking spot that I only have to pay 25/month for
40hrs/week?
nice man congrats
Yeah going to hqi. Got offer letter yesterday. 15/hr
did you make a decision yet
oh shit stillt here?
I've worked here for months
Child support services. Fuck
nigga where u working
what work
Reading R bloggers at work
so bored rn
holy fuck just reading apache spark white paper at work
yall are fuckbois lmao
Pfft. Joey's the only one that appreciates real humor.
Holy fuck LOL
Whisper "holy shit"
"hey Cindy, I'm like e^2x. You can differentiate me all night and I keep on getting bigger"
When she tells a joke
holy fuck
When Varun sees Cindy tonight
jesus
is there a koko meme for everything
when u gotta go to the bathroom but the dmv is supposed to call you back <<<
lol that's the drake song
yeah my friends and i always end up there
Always fighting there fam
oh hahhaa
Because you always send snaps from cheesecake fam
Why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake
where the fuck is this cheesecake meme coming form
You shoulda brought your date to cheesecake
(you have to ayylien face too)
Ayy lmao?
Me pressing command 4
Riiiiighhhht
nigga command 4 takes so long
>2016 >Be Varun >Take a screenshot with my phone's camera
Holy shit it's still available
That's my praying pose. Or whatever.
holy cancer
ayy lmao
Uranus is close enough
Ayy lmao
Wow Varun, David doesn't want you to succeed
Now pray
David too
Damn what about david
Brandon pray to the meme gods
Ayy lmao
Ayy lmao
Ayy lmao
Let us pray he's not a potato
1 ayy lmao = 1 prayer
For Varuns date
Let's all pray to the meme gods
but more importantly, picking up the car at 5
8
Whens your date fam
wtf how did you know i like cheesecake
i just had strawberry cheesecake ice cream with my mom
He said you really like cheesecake huh
wait what
https://youtu.be/2vIxdHDT8tc
You really like cheesecake huh
Vbaby
When you're a boss on that Hoverboard
Go get /fit/ and then make fun of people squat form like me
what the fuck
Holy shit me irl
This is gonna be u Varun over summer
we already beat that whole school
P A S S
It's some stasticiian
You guys wanna go to their guest speaker event on Thursday?
Fucking Koko
when shes ready for you to go at it from behind
That's the only solution
Nigga pay me
Oh fuck
What lol
Joey why does it still say you requested 69
That was my past life fam
What are you talking about
You guys are fuckbois lmao
when your going at it from behind
Yeah I'll hug her nigga Jesus
Lmao no fuckboi guys
Mandro haha she can't drink
?
Fam
Varun are u gonna at least hug her fan
that you didnt take us to
or "the best boba in davis" place
are you going to lazi cow
Date night tomorrow
You guys are fucking gross lol
maybe she ate something good and wants to retaste it
That's hot
Yes
what team? work team?
Like the ones deep from the stomach and they're so fucking disgusting
This girl on my team is always burping, and not like the loud cool ones
what?
This fucking girl burps so much on my team
Bill Clinton was on campus the other day
Wtf
So can I get those jelly beans or wut?
P O W E R S C H O O L
i dunno
What the fuck
SWITCHAROO
SWIRCHWROOO
Lmfao wtf
yoooo
Congrats fampire
Yee there we go. TABLEU BOYZ
Ayy grats fam bam
yeah i need to finish this so they can finish the offer letter. they fucked up sending it to me on friday
Lol shit. Are you gonna take the hospital?
cause they miss my middle initial
this guy gets more of my email than i do
i need a new fucking email.Hospital placed sent stuff i needed to fill out on friday to brandonsherman@gmail.com
Lambs
Hey Rams
hey jams
nvm
hey fams
pied piper company wanted to use this
Lol. I wonder where it fits in the scope of SDN
I don't know. All I know is that it's a production quality, multilayer virtual switch licensed under the open source Apache 2.0 license
It's the one designed to enable massive network automation through programmatic extension, right?
Yeah that's all I know about it as well
That's a production quality, multilayer virtual switch licensed under the open source Apache 2.0 license.
do you guys know anything about this? http://openvswitch.org/
The memes keep on meming
I nearly lost my shit when they said that
Yeah they're building a box and running their algorithms on it
Lmao
Yeah but they made a box
VM
So kinda open mp. But it works with any language and compiles your code and runs on its own GM
They abstract multi core programming
Not gonna lie this company is pretty cool
God dammit
Does koko look smug in this one?
10/10 would use
http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4119
Damn it i need more koko the dog stickers.
they're porting their algorithms to a box
holy shit, this company we invested in is literally like pied piper
https://www.facebook.com/events/1097574673632328/
THIS EPISODE
HOLY FUCK
starting it now
just did
i ahven't!
whos watched silicon valley already?
holy shit this is goals
thanks https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/4km3yc/finally_fired_after_6_years/
hoping someone comments on it
i wear nerdy shirts to the gym every day
holy shit
wtf
Someone at the gym with a pydata shirt
jenpai is such a bro
Oh shit jenpai coming through
Oh.
yeah p much haha, and jenny told me she doesn't like coffee
DUH
She's Asian and goes to Davis
Is boba the new coffee date?
They have some statistician coming on Thursday for their meeting
Were just getting boba Wednesday evening hahah
What are all the juicy details!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!??!!!???!!?!?
That looks creepy AF
And I'm going out with her Wednesday
Congrats man
Holy shit
time to drop my back up in case i failed classes
hell yeah
c- in 180
HOLY FUCKKKKKK
what did you did?
I did it boyz
this
holy shit
talking to girls you met not on the internet is so hard
manhattan looks like a suicided guy
Noice job guys
Lol the last graph looks like it has a face in it
oh yeah. that was v-babies matt replacement
I guess it didn't matter, y'all won lol
The first two graphs have no horizontal name
?
for which? the ones like #6
Nice axis labels lol
with an in n out break
in 3 hours
answer these questions
/berkeley/sanjose
AYYY
iidatad
fucked davis
we won the timed data analysis competiton ahha
So I'm totally lost as to what y'all did in the past 24 hours/are doing
what do we do now
fuck guys
Haha same. Proud of us fam
>be me >still really hyped
Gonna get p before the announce it
I'm gonna Steph curry this
Holy fuck
dude you guys got first
We're the more short or less shitty
Did you see how they did
>wins $100
She did the Kaggle challenge
Fuck we should have done it
I DONT HAVE IT GG
GET YOUR CAMERA
Guys
DATA GUYZ
Is this what it sounds like when I'm talking
Lol Netflix isn't even big data
oh fuck
director of algorithims at netflix is talking
http://www.ibm.com/analytics/us/en/events/apache-spark/?S_PKG=&S_TACT=M1610RFW&campaign=Unbranded
why did i rase my hand lol
Me rn
:(
So did the first speaker
WTF FAM
I USED THAT FUCKING QUOTE
Lol
She does stats on psychic people
5 minutes ago
With koko memes
Let's make this conversation interesting
omg they're locking us in
s = sametbh
S=shitty
Fmsl
gg bro
NOOOOOOOOOOO
omg is this gonna be another "how do i bcome a data scientist" thing
It is. Hey they even admitted it. Why do they call themselves a choir group
This is acapella Baka
Lol
you're so dumb brandnon
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Acapella
Wtf is acapela lol. Clearly spelled occapella
i could acapela tbh
Pretty sure choir isn't occapella but w.e
judge dilberation isn't over i think
hahahaha
did a guy just jump on stage
Jesus Christ. Why did you bae do this
wait
holy fuck we'd be so good
we should start a choir
guys
>talk is titled working environments in big data >define data science for 20 minutes >define big data for 20 minutes >time runs out before subject matter is reached
I wish they'd just talk about an actual problem they have and how they architected a solution
What is data science
25 minute intros
what is data scince. how do i data science
i know now how people make 30 minute talks
i feel like every talk is gonna be just like this
outside benchew
Where u at
Take up Davis and go to mondavi
Uh. Jk we aren't staying at in N out.
Also were going to in N out lol
I am.
Are we wearing the shirts?
we're getting sql'd
What's happening rn?
Overslept. Gonna leave soon
David where u at bb
SPIDER MEMES
HOLY SHIT
w e w l a d
Lol I have 74%... Because he didn't curve what he said he would and added a duplicate assignment we all have 0s on lol
70 to 100 is an A 60 to 70 is a B 50 to 60 is a C 25 to 50 is a D below 25 an F.
Grading schemer for my CSC130 class:
I think
Mondavi
It's by minds I
I think UC Davis
What exit to take?
The Chhs one on open data too
Baidu talk looks pretty lit
during the lunchbreak we can go to in n out if you guys want
but i gotta stay in davis afterwards
you and david might be able to
I'm leaving around 9. Assuming no one is car pooling
when we gonna get there tomorrow?
hey fam
>high performance bmw not know for reliablity >varun buys without inspecting
Y O L O
lmao yeah
165k miles holy
Wait
some old lady, owned it since 2005
she has hella reciepts from bmw
no lmao
did you carfox?
Sliding into deals
and i looked over the paperwork
no i mean i drove it haha
you didnt even look at it
about to do data science on all my repair bills ama
20 minutes fo sleep + seeing my dream car = impulse af
holy fuck
i've never bought a car without even llooking at anything
guys
god dammit
I can think of something
whats cuter than matching shirts
no :( she hasn't replied since tuesday lmoa
Have you guys talked yet
I was gonna look cute tomorrow for bae
Can you send picture of front and back
i we wearing it tomorrow fams?
i do
Who has their data shirt rn?
Had you turned in the form before?
I'm out front
Bring a pen I don't have one
Walking to riverside
Here
K
I'm in 5029, lmk when you pull up
10-15
I should be there in like
Can whoever has the form meet me outside of riverside
AMC
Res hall
Matthew where u l i v i n g in the fall
opening ceremony is at 10:15
http://www.meetup.com/Bay-Area-Elixir-Meetup/events/231276515/?fromEmail=231276515&rv=ea1 @david
Hmm ok. Well I can pick people up at sac state if anyone wants
timed one starts at 1045
Oh shit what time are we supposed to be there
I gotta take pictures in Davis afterward
Wait fuck
Yeah sure
I'll be home too
Are we carpooling for tmr?
Nah I won't be there
Are we t belling tonight? Or should I just go home after work?
Real entrance is on the staff parking lot side
You have to use the side door by subway
3rd floor of the book store isn't even accessible by normal means. Why are you at uei?
3rd floor of the book star has the nicest bathroom ever
Pics
oh fuck guy feiri's son just memed so hadr
Oh shit my one year at VSP is on Monday
@Brandon Documentary Now
no
you guys should plan an sf trip
bojack horseman
Any recommendations on Netflix?
making memes like any other day fam
what do i do with my life now that theres no school
Moving Saturday not Friday
supposedly matt is moving, and varun is buying a car for some reason
so is there no tbell friday?
Where the hood at
Nothing else to look forward to fam
Also why does Russia always win?
Idk why I'm happy about this. But glad Berkeley beat stanford
https://icpc.baylor.edu/scoreboard/
/
Sweet ty
@david
register!!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/openair-2016-tickets-25219724876
Roll through famela Anderson
Waiting for everybody to get here
That makes sense
Round table
Where at
Get beer with us
Anyone doing nothing on campus?
I got 0 and I know I got the boxes right
It must have been something weird
what...i thought i got that one right
I'll check
I just took mine out the dryer for THR second time.
Yeah fam
Oh fuck really lol
S T R I N G E R
Time to make it a
Guys the data science shirt hasn't shrunk
Z box problem
i only got a 1 in whatever that column is
whta is that column after final? 5?
What do you feel
How do you wake up in the morning and see that
Lol dude 1 person got 1/100 on the final
Only 2 fs in the whole class lol
He didn't remove lowest quizzes so my grade is low I thinj
W E W E W
So I got "100% of the average".
Avg was like a 38 too
No I got a 38
Fuckin hell. You moved up with a 33?
I thought I was like one of 5 but it's like half the class lol
There are so many c's
C B O Y Z
Lmao 38/ 33
What'd you get in class/final
Nice
Got an a in the class. Only 76 on final though
How'd you do fampai.
PASSED 140!!!!
> everything works
> "run the 'clean' command and try again"
> Finally find a small answer hidden in a comment
> StackOverflow only has relevant answers for previous versions of framework
> spend 3 hours trying to figure out why everything broke when I didn't touch anything
So I was getting null form data in my POST on the backend side
https://play.spotify.com/user/lukeschlief/playlist/6u1d2136UGyr68OshEGN2L
Lol fuck you. And no I haven't seen it yet
Schedule for spring 2017 is up. What are you guys taking?
Hurry man. Excel it!
Unless ....
In 2 hours lol nvm
When is it due?
Fuck we should have done this lol
We will figure out how to win
It's okay fampai
NOOOOOoooooooOoo
Can't make it***
Can't it to ii data
No final until Friday for me
I'll be on campus around 12
Lying in bed haha
Where the fam at
>2015 >internship >paid
>be me july 2016 >"they can take my life but not my \crossout{liberty} memes"
>implying vc boi doesn't find loophole
>be me >tfw powerschool has rights to our lives
>be me >read varuns obvious fantasy >powerschool has rights to all our future IP
It's truncated my messages like 5 times today
Mf Facebook can't keep up with my typing speed
NEET
> 2016 > not being NEET
>be us >all work at powerschool >start skunkworks company >hellapowerschool >plans get caught >what_do.gif >vc boi bails us the fuck out >start sepearte company >make memes >make less shitty cms >get bought by powerschool >mfw still making $11.50/hr
couldnt just be happy at powerschool like the rest of us
yeah prob
oh fuck im gonna die
june 4th me u and david hitting the clubs
says the one leaving
yall fuckbois better come visit this summer
StringBuffer data = new StringBuffer(); random.ints().limit(random.nextInt()).forEach((ch) -> data.add(ch + ""));
matt just catch all the exceptions and forget about the problem
and do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole
was as hilarious as piss to a shit fight
the ending cough fit
ive seen it
Sorry
FUCK
spoilers friend
SPOILERS
☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝
Steve balmer got fired lol
Good episode of Silicon Valley
This
🏻🏼🏽🏾🏿
TFW my enterprise stack starts making things null for no reason and I can't find where because the MVC is separated 6 different ways
told you $50
>tfw uninsured
thanks obama
feel the bern
i'm just trying to get health insurance fam
my bike seat washes my ass when it rains
this website sucks
fucking covered california
My bike seat gets washed when it rains
i only wash the sheets in my car
i washed my seats like once this year
lol wtf
Ayyyyyyyyyy lmaoooooooooooo
Wash the seats in my car every week tho
Can confirm
http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/21/men-wash-their-sheets-four-times-a-year-new-survey-claims-3933231/
is this true varun
jk
memes have ruined my life
looking at memes
you didnt spoon her to sleep at 4am exhausted spending all night together
Holy shit
Oh Lol
didn't wanna wake her
well i didnt sleep on couch but same
i jsut went to bed later
Oh fuck
yeah
Wasn't it your anniversary
i slept on the couch last night AMA
replace all that with memes and that's me
http://imgur.com/OdOzx4i
ITS getting deep boys, myRelationship_irl
oh my god i love this
holy fuck LOLLL
http://imgur.com/hmyC47v
as a young mexican man
that stick set triggers me
After looking through the Amigos Alibrijes stickers
LOL
thats a pretty weak sticker set. has to use words to convey emotion
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
V I M I
because hes V I M
why is the thumbnail for that vim thing the guys face
> When the filetype ends with .csv
> Brandon after his cuppa joe
even george rr marting forgets about that fuckboi
Showed*
Yo I totally forgot about that brother that just shows up
that red head
oh
Brando(n!)
i never said the hot girl red head
he doesnt have a dead sister
That's not a sister
Hodor?
>implying stark sisters are dead
The one that didn't go blind
yo wtf
LOL or dead one *
The alive sister or alive one
WHAT
sister
you mean his siter
so glad jon hugged that hot red head
Pretty sure we camel case out classes
i watch got
and enterprise
matthew stop being a fuckboi
i still haven't started lmao
Classes can't start with a number, and by convention have an UpperCaseNamingStructure
i do
Wait who watches GoT?
137
what class
>tfw jon snow
X=0
i didn't know anything
what teh fuck
"Name"
Everything was fine but the first question
i thikn i got a 2/100
lol david how did you do on the finla
>when people say they like pusheen the cat
We're spreading his dogeliness
fuck we're spreading the cancer to acm fb page guys
holy shit in acm too now
WOAH
because the dog looks annoying
how do you not love this thing varun
LOL holy shit
on the internet nobody knows you're Koko the Dog
i mean
same tbh
how is this me
joey irl
this dog
FUCKING HELL
did someone say E L O N S B O I Z
just realized i drove past tesla hq everyday last summer and never made a stop to see e l o n s b o y z
rofling so hard rn
this fuckign dog sticker is cancer
LOL
That's less than $11.50/hr
Fuck this
$12.50 boyz
LOL YEAH
WHAT
*1 amazon gift card
in Amazon gift cards*?
wtf is this dog
lol no we get $50 if we win
50 to attend?
$50!
low key don't want to do the competiton because we'd miss out on some talks
http://www.iidata.net/guest-speakers/ also some of the guest speakers look hella cool
what does that even mean
Who: Eighth-grade students How many: 21,500 When: January–March 2014 Where: About 840 schools across the nation What: Virtual scenario-based tasks and multimedia selected-response questions that measured TEL concepts and skills How: Completely digital-based assessment Why: TEL is relevant to all students, not just those pursuing STEM-related fields.
http://www.nationsreportcard.gov/tel_2014/ 5 points to anyone who can find the raw data set for this study. The only downloadable data has been manipulated by them to be weighted in some strange measure - I think there should be a push for all data done by governing bodies to be public domain rather than just the results
When you get permission to keep on meming
The problem using birds. I'll just model it as a marble
Kill it
keep meming
GG, I'm off to the final
"Does anyone have a frictionless table?"
Maybe I can do an experiment in the middle of the final to empirically prove my answers
It's all just physical physics
Im so buying an Arizona after today
wewlads
I just need the vector algebra stuffs and I think I can figure out the rest
@B Right, but doing the vector stuff with rotational moment of inertia and velocities is quirky
Depends on how you do
Me trying to figure out what to do in life
Or if you prefer fucked=my ass
It's all just f=ma=f-am
Sounds like something they would do
and they lock us out after a certain time
I can't access the study guide because it's on an online TA site
That makes no sense
So KA is my only study guide lol
teacher made it so the study guide expired too soon
They talk to fucking slow
Yeah
LOL Same. For physics?
me watching Khan academy at 2x speed before finals
Bae
This senior project team used prezzi.
Same
fml why do i suck
then i realized you can do it in eclipse
spent like 10 fucking minutes trying to grep across all files
agar.io/#GTF9J
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMac
lol I fucked up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMachttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMac
Oh shit emacs. I'm sorry man
>be me >spent all weekend reading about lisp and emacs >dont know why i must fucking hate myself >finals tomorrow
Lmao ty fam
Bang bang
What are your go to resources? Varun Ved.
>trying to talk to a girl not on tinder >no idea what the fuck I'm doing
It was my way of opening a conversation with some girl saying I was putting together a little blurb on what got people into data science lmao
Why don't you want to be a fukboi, fukboi?
oh..well
what does this have to do with dating
But yeah just some time by the end of next week haha
Is this a new meme
Lmao pls guys
help varun get a date fam
Ty fam ❤️
oh my god
what got you into data science? what do you think were the most useful classes? what skills did you learn on your own time? what are your go to resources?
Hey can you guys answer these questions at some point so I seem like less of a fuckboi?
What the fuck
The ducking neckbearda are back
Yeah exactly
i'll start making a summer hackathon/meetup calender after finals and share it around
yee sf boys. idk if i can make it back in time tho
Meet n greet ends at 630
Plenty more meet ups to come
Oh fuck
http://www.meetup.com/Sacramento-ReactJS-Meetup/events/230926232/ fack me and d a v i d can't make it
I already Did
Do we all have to venmo iidata?
Go fuck yourself lol
Hey man that 1 beer fucked u up man I'd be careful
Wanna hit the bell
actually taht might be too big for 3 people
then hit the clubs
gonna pregrame with elephnat bottle of henny
Let's go
im coming up to the bay
june 4th
ok
YES
Duh
henny
david do u like hennesy
R A P T O R S
Raptors gonna close it out bois
drinking
dinking beer fam
yes
real?
ROUND TABLE
this
v-baby whered you go
that's all i'm gonna do now
fucking matt
*creatR
which means im practically taught the creater of R
norris was taught R by that guy
god dammit
CompileR
C O M P I L E R S might be useful
oh fuck, so duncan temple lang, the guy who made R and teaches at davis is currently working on compiling tools in R using LLVM
zyzz was such a god
we're all gonna make it, 3rah
this is me irl actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw
yes
joey irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg
you just cursed yourself
LOOL S A V A G E A F
wow
beers and burritos?
taco bell first though ayy
k im gonna get beer tonight
5029
where u fampais gonna be at tonight
oh fuck
no but i hit up c h r i s t i n a and r o h i t and they said they'll have it soon
varun did u ever get ur o c t o c a t
come thru bb
11:59
how late u fampais gonna be on campus
hows my icpc problemo
Fk yeah tb
So since we're not doing the long term data thing idk what do tonight. I was just gonna get some bell and study prolly
Nice formatting. Really worked out for you
M E M E Q U E E N D R E A M T E A M E E M M E E Q Q U U E E E E N N D D R R E E A A M M T T E E A A M E M E Q U E E N D R E A M T E A M
i fucking suck at r
you were in rstudio. why were you using excel
Python broke AMA
Fuck
We're using excel
I'm so good at this
Doesn't make sense cuz finals
Yeah we can
Nice. Are we quitting the week long?
i got us into the timed contest
It was in Davis too. Could have hacked gunned bbqd and tobaccered at the same time
mfw they didn't invite us
Mfw the Republican club had an official guns, barbecue, and tobacco day last weekend.
Sorry man
Shit
joey didnt lobby for me hard enough
but 20*11.50 a week is less than a thousand a month
You can always take it and keep looking.
i dont think i can risk rejecting power school to keep on looking
i dont have time to get another offer anyway
And other than pay and limited hours your project is at least interesting right
Then again. Working 20 hours a week means you have like 20 more hours per week to work on your own projects
I'm sure there's stuff on HH job listings, LinkedIn, and glass door
Yo keep looking dude.
*2 months*
*few*
joey is a few years older than me
few years older than joey lmaoooo oldfag
or so
shes like 28
she's a few years older than us i think
Who names their child Sadie? How old is she? 40?
Sadie, never...
Who thinks she hired a girl?
Wtf no VSP?
looks like im coworkers with matt
:(
thats useful
oh
"In order to improve the quality of the data set, we have made several updates to the files, including bills.csv and testset.csv, so please re-download these files if you already have them. We have also added trainingset.csv to the data set, which is crucial towards fitting a predictive model, so please download it as well."
but they messed it up
maybe theres supposed to be something useful in bills.csv
Do we have under-the-table lobbyist data?
how that congress person would vote?
what the fuck are we trying to predict
rookie mistake
Aww you fucked up
T S S E E T E S T S E T E E E E S S S S T T T S S S S E E E E T E S T S E T
dont even know what we're testing for
testset.csv
fridAYYYYYlmao iidataset tacobell night
Ah
and i called the function gekko because thats was like the first word in the problems
theres a proplem were doing for 140
Lol what
inept
shit
nvm not a meme
new meme
hey do you guys like couchcoding "gecko code"
Unlimited private repos = heaven
A P P S S C R I P T
Also that tomorrow
i was jsut about to ask, maybe we should
Any interest in going to mock competition tomorrow night?
HERE WE GO BOYS
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d2btr0ovmthxttb/AADK8BxhJcuRAuIF7db2KbeZa?dl=0
amazon i think
davis student store
giftcard to amazon?
subject?
Yo do you remember 140 hw 2
$50 gift card haha
are there prizes for this?
Hack4Davis
"Groups will be given their datasets on May 11th at 12:00 noon, 10 days before the convention, and 7 days before the deadline. The data set given is incomplete and groups may use any method they wish to predict the missing data, or clean the data set. Groups are given broad inquiries to drive their analyses to completion. Groups have until May 18th at 12:00 noon to send their final models to iidata@ucdavis.edu." let's go boys
for ii data
also i'll pay the $10 for the competition fee
this guy is a god
holy shit that's beautiful
he uses his last name as left padding for his name image
compilers is gonna be hell lol
C U T T I N G E D G E
even if its matlab im sure itll be better than compilers
pass
Lol he has icons on the left that look like buttons but they're really bullets for the info next to them
found some more info https://docs.google.com/viewer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fathena.ecs.csus.edu%2F~mitchell%2Fcsc148_flier_f14.doc
i feel like simulations are usually done in Matlab or octave
his website is pure cancer http://athena.ecs.csus.edu/~mitchell/
how do you know its matlab
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=679666
and apparently they've provided the course before
matlab x(
hes apparently a graduate teacher
have any of you heard of this guy? bill mitchell?
ugh its m/w
https://www.ecs.csus.edu/wcm/csc/pdfs/course%20pdfs/csc148.pdf
:(
ive been waiting for them to offer it for my whole life
modeling and experimental design
what is 148
kkty
no i just got an email. one sec ill forward
you got a link
bastards. now that i dont need any more electives
it just got announced
yo varun you should take csc148
yeah fk swift just learn react
^^^^
react native lets' you do html/js/css, i've never used it though
swift is closer to js/python. it's funny because obj c was designed to be readable like it was close to english, but the reality is the opposite lol
ive never used it tho
big improvement from obj c
How is swift
confusion
It's a shame the Firefox phone died. Would have been nice to see HTML/CSS apps rather than Android's XML/AlmostJava or Apples C based confusion
oh fuck maybe not cuz today is the 10th
we're getting the data set on the 10th boyz
Our faces when we use Google api
Our weekend AMA
oh okay, just give it to me whenever nbd
Car
I have the tshirt in my cart btw
hahah she deserves that
>hottest recruiter 2016
i didn't know there was an award for not responding to emails
kelly won a fucking award in march 2016 for amazing results
should we read the ToS and see what rules we'd be breaking if we tried to support our server costs?
These 10 tips and tricks will make your front end even front endier. #7 will blow your couch
And add a donation button
Link it to hack at sac
No that's the front page buzzfeed sitr
couchcoder.com? Lol
Which has ads and or a donation box
That goes to the site where they sign up
Add a link to a new website in the sidebar of couch coder
yo david can you bring your extra data science shirt back
http://techcrunch.com/2016/05/09/behold-ai-launches-artificially-intelligent-medical-software-to-find-abnormalities-faster/
"Behold.ai is an outgrowth of both Njenga and Raut’s training. It works by feeding the software algorithm hundreds of scans of healthy versus unhealthy lungs, for example, to "
silicon valley spoilers. jared so savage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_UNHn2lHXE
that feel when you kinda wanna keep working on couchcoder
Body no longer used to catching zas
drink too many memes last night?
I feel hungover today
oh my couchcoder
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PGOQh9V8ZwUlSeNV7McFwBZcHZNWU5CjBwkpvZrgIgc/edit?usp=sharing
Time to recursively descend
I still need to do that project David haha
Strings as arrays tbt
fyi instead of input.charAt(0) you can use input[0]
pretty much
that answer all of your questions? lol
``` JavaScript for (var j = 0; j < input.length; j++) { line += input.charAt(j) == input.charAt(0) ? input.charAt(i) : input.charAt(i) == input.charAt(0) ? input.charAt(j) : " "; } ```
This is called for every line in squaretext.png
spoken like a true programmer
lol no but hmu for source code
Do you have documentation for mememaker?
Just updated squaretext -> adds horizontal bars now too
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=EXECUTIVE%20OFFICER%20IS%20A%20MEME
He memed the only memes in that sentence
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext.png?text=2016%0Amemespace%20B%20R%20A%20N%20D%20O%20N%20and%20C%20O%20U%20C%20H%20C%20O%20D%20E%20R%0Anot%20memespacing%20CEO
B R A N D O N is CEO of C O U C H C O D E R
So i take it
AMA
Yeah ok but who is the CTO
Chief Transportation Officer is Varun
Can I talk to the CTO of couch coder?
2 files
Our shit was built exclusively on my laptop
Which is why you didn't need your laptop
Yes
Am I the product?
ill give you the 3"
O C T O C A T I P O
for the 3"
14.99 lmao
19.99?
it's the retail price of the octocat figurine
Is the couch the product
why would you think that?
oh god no
The name is the product
They don't have our product
The fuck does front end tips and tricks have to do with couches
Lmao
http://www.couchcoder.com/ we got piper'd
oh nice
http://youmightnotneedyoumightnotneedjquery.com/
http://youmightnotneedjquery.com/
>front end
>not using libraries; only knowing JS
>not using react and angular on same project
>current year
http://vanilla-js.com/
you guys watch SV yet?
my weekend AMA
http://www.sitepoint.com/introduction-functional-javascript/
We did it B O Y Z
Brandon is literally shitting rn AMA
Same tbh
This guy next to me is whispering to himself as he's shitting and it's so uncomfortable
https://159.203.247.240:4000/
I drank too much
theres I N D I A N food fam
So savage
my back is hurting carrying you
Hack
How's your back going
I'll be here at least till 8
V-BABY where you at
whatever you do don't laugh
This wedding is pretty religious
hows it going fam
You're such a fuckboi
C H R I S T I N A
F U C K
OH
Yo lets go to this
Power of the beard
Brando(n!)
haha
Brando(n^4)
HACK THE MEMES
Reminded me of the marketing team on Silicon Valley
That guy. They're both pretty cool
When he said that
Oh shit then too
Oh yeah I remember
Yoooo I met the girl there at hack@sac.
Oh shit get hard
Fuck they're legit
Yc tho
Oh fuck this guy
Yo we could use Cisco spark with teach for America
http://3dn6i8277y3e2terx93zyfk5.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/redacted-comments.jpg
>this guys the bomb
>mlh
test
aaaaa
They're so slow
Yo fuck service now
E N T E R P R I S E N T E R P R I S E
>shows buzzfeed article
>10 brand ideas
>replace every HH post with memes
>hack harassment
>tfw front end
padding-bottom: 0; FTFY
LOL holy fuck
Lol
Holy shit ur a god
AMA
D A V I D A. A V. V I. I D A V I D
Camry
Black camera
Here
David H
Here
Kk I'm at rvrside
Jk on Chris he drove himself
Damn. Imaginary friend joey has to imagine this guy
im not fucking imaginary /triggered
Varun don't you have enough imaginary friends
Wtf where's he gonna be
That rando from last night. Also you weren't there last night so you'll have to imagine
idk who that is fam
Let him know
Chris Simon is tagging along so if you see him
Figure well be there by 10:15 to pick Matt and David up
We're heading out when Brandon leaves the bathroom
I drive a leaf fam
Damn hella environmentally friendly
They have a drought friendly bark thing
You don't have a lawn?
No lawns
Garage open
I don't even know what house is yours
Your lights are on btw
Come to the garage
Brandon I'm ready
kpcb*
kcbp tho
Shower
Gotta shoot lol
I see you
Yeah
"Hi everyone, parking is free for this weekend! See you soon :blush: @channel"
Holy shit so slow. I just got here I think? Dont really remember your address
Brandon I'll be out in 20
Okay. I'm gonna shower then I'll leave when Brandon gets here
Uhm RVR is fine for me, don't y'all need to park
Wake up famz
How about where I drop/pick up Matt.
What's our meeting point?
I sotll gotta shower and pack so take ur time
Brandon when u getting here
Don't forget sleeping bag, toiletries, pillow
Just woke up
I need to do Google Code Jam at 2am tomorrow
http://kpcbfellows.com/build-for-good/challenges
B O I N K
Holy fuck listen to this
I'm so fucking stoked
Varun will be there by 920 or so
Every month one of the people gets to design the shirt, but nobody else can see the design until they receive it
You don't know the people
Input your shirt size
What about you join a group of 16 people
Irrelevant but I want to save this link for later https://www.fossil.com/us/en/watches/women-watches/boyfriend.html
Fgt
Hey nice data sweater for
those dumbasses
and more also c9 is a fucking esports team
Why Google docs
Like a fucking loser
also c9 isnt even free
Joey has his in his bag
Haha I left mine at home
Varun you better be wearing your Big Data shirt right now
but coding
like how we wrote that shitty resume
Spiderman of search results
read my mind
"is that an R package"
>GOOGLR
god dammit
>2016 >Not being a Googlr
because google docs is google docs
THIS IS DUMB. the whole point is to have it on google docs
https://c9.io/
with mono space font
make a google docs add on that turns it to black background and syntax highlighting
wait what is the plan
theirs one that exists buts its hella dumb
we all like couch coding google docs add on
oh
>blue ball
>o shit waddup
>tinder for the best frog meme
>tinder for memes
same tbh
>code for social good >I just wanna make memes and C A S H
>code for social memes
fuck 2 night
true W A C K A T H O N feeling
B A Y E S I AN
assume 30% noobs and 30% drop out , but 90% of noobs will drop out
250-300, maybe more students participating.
someone bring an arduino, https://github.com/spad/Synaptics
holy fuck
legit thought that was the guy from jurassic park
https://github.com/mishaaq/kcm_touchpad touchpad sample code
TBT
still better than S I N C H
fucking twilio
T W I L I O
agnostic lmoa
holy shi tlol
is that what he said
technology autistic?
oh my god
>double dip >not 5000dipping
>go to davis >be fucking useless
this fuckign noob holy shi ti can't
joey almost lol'd in a quiet room AMA
oh my god
i didn't realize autism has an awawrd
"seperate prize for first time hackers"
fuck my life
and fuck everybody
the 4 stanford peeople are gonna come
its ok
there's like 90 people here
its not a good sample of the competition
you guys are the scrub mixer
0 mercy
we're gonna fucking smash
90% lmao
its their first hackathon
all the room
oh my god
Nah fam I gotta reddit
put your phone away on the shitter
this
that still means nothing to me
Joeys email thing at Angel hack
what does "what i did last hackathon but for business" mean
>tfw proud shitposter
>tfw social hacker
Need ideas fams
Literally scanned emails and based them on tone
Damn boys were in for a rough ride
Lol. They made the chrome extension
But for business
What I did last hackathon
Literally
google docs addon to make it more code writing friendly so you can couch-code on different couches
"You can make it fun" stop shitty meme harrasemnt.
Lol holy fcuk
>$1500
>blocks the word gay
>chrome extension
LOL
D A T A S C I E N T I S T S
Chrome extension bruh
Like stop online harrasemnt
The harassment people are here
m@ @m
nananananana
guess whos back? matt is back? guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back
Holy shit
Inclusion of memes tbh
"Director of inclusion"
Lol holy fuck
one man band rockband/ddr
Touch pad ddr
Make a beat game
this shit is so dumb. what can you hack with touchpads
Holy shit Varun hurry up
use synamptics pressure sensitive touch pad for sole search. The harder you swipe, the more you like or dislike the shoe
Time to M I X with H A C K D A V I S
yeah, so we gotta use something
both of the 1300$ prizes are best use of synaptic hardware
that's been around since like 1980
hahaha no it's a fucking touchpad. how do you do something innovative on a touchpad
oh thats not a touch screen
oh fuck
DATA VISUALIZATIONS OF BRILLIANCE ON THEIR TOUCHPAD THAT YOU SCROLL THROUGH WITH THEIR TOUCHPAD
$1300 tho
we also gotta use this
http://www.synaptics.com/products/touchpad-family
they were doing that thing that you and matt are doing with business peoples
Ohh hte I C O R P S people
yeah before he talked about selling out. those one guys talked about their un invasive jaundice predictor
M A R K O T E R O?
oh fuck really
ayy lmao
with E A BOY
wait this was at that one talk
my brilliance has had no global impact
check this out
http://kpcbfellows.com/challenges/create-an-application-to-record-and-measure-the-global-impact-of-brilliance
Kk
5029 fam
Phone dead
At sac state
Or so.
I'll rn back by 9
i said that i was coming
Yeah I am
Campus
I asked you if you were on malus
Pretty sure Varun is heading back afterwards
You dumbass
came out here for no reason
david/matt?
gdi
varun and I are heading there
all of you?
D A V I S
are you guys at cryptonighte
aylmao
davidddd comeon fammmmmm
oh lmao
he thought he got paid half of what we do hahah
lmao what happened
he can't read offer letters
Yea I'm coming
LOL what
david is such a stupid fuck holy shit lol
are you gonna be on campus?
No
are you on campus lol
Why
i might just go to crypto night
are you even on campus fam
I don't really care to
ZA
Do you guys maybe wanna go to the mixer and brainstorm there? They have a
i'm 140ing right now if you're on campus @branodn
ok. well im down to show up like 5 minutes before check in ends
I'm not sleeping over cause my bed is too comfortable
Will there be breakfast
We can come fashionably late at like 10
Check in starts at 9
i thought 9
Yo so what time do you guys wanna get there tomorrow
this
BUSINESS STUDENTS
Hahaha
Lol those posters for stat196. Just cross out 2015 and SAS
So fucked tomorrow. Didn't have to wake up early today so I just woke up. Tomorrow I have to leave at like 7.
>tfw library is a reflection of my life
library is fucking depressing
k i'm gonna head over
Yes
D A V I D A V I D A V I D are you in 5029?
G R I N D R hackathon
There's a
Guys
I wanna be a Facebook messenger dev when I grow up
oh shit waddup
o shit
Meta
> TFW Not enough of a special snowflake
r e k t
Rekt
wtf i don't see it
May Flowers
My Flowers
May Flowers
oh shit waddup
What the fuck is this
Waiting for 5029 to open
hey fams i'm in the brary
Dicks
Same fam
I got my classes but they're all at 8am what the fuck
RIP in PIP
:(
>be me >try to register for classes >mfw every fucking class is full
I am at VSP
Kk fam
Still at home haha I'll bring shrugs for your guys to school. I was just asking Senpai if he's here so I can bring his too
Getting out of 130 in 20min lol where u at
You gonna be on Campus today? I'll bring your shirt. Or o can give it to you on Saturday
Oh shit
HERE WE GO BOYS
Yee, looks interesting. I'm going to ask the presenter some Qs in the Slack tho
How is it? Usable for anything?
RIP Java8
For future reference
I'm recording it
In an hour*
But rn it's more "how to start a presentation in an hour"
Amazon teaching how to get their alexa system working in an hour
no what is it
ya
oh the ucd thing?
what
y'all watching the alexa webinar
o shit whaddup
o shit whaddup
this new frog meme is great
"December 17, 2015 to January 29, 2016"
http://davis.mobileappchallenge.org/
i don't think i will, we're gonna brainstorm tomorrow evening right
I need to find a designer there
idk fam
yeah so if you still wanna carpool leme know
Is anybody going to the mixer?
No problem
@David I realized if your'e gonna drive to sac state so we can all carpool you'll have to leave your car on campus over night
I was so triggered
Angular > React
And someone had a flag saying
Someone at VSP just gave a tech talk on using flux with angular
post doc link again fam
hold on i'll do this on the doc so we don't blow everything up on the group chat
chrome extension for online harrasment?
(y)
hey matt tell memequeen the devpost link is broken
Every hackathon project ever lol
lol
I feel like we can combine like 5 or 6 prizes in a preojct
update your slack descriptions to "S A C S T A T E B O Y Z" so everyone knows they're in for some pure cancer
Native mobile development is lame
Holy shit lol
"portillo09 [2:45 PM] So who is an iOS developer" > 2016 > Not using HTML, some CSS, some JS packaged up with a service worker
this one we an do hardware too
lhttp://kpcbfellows.com/challenges/design-a-standalone-medic-mobile-server
fingerprint hardware is 1300 as well
http://kpcbfellows.com/challenges
how about a jupyter type thing, but its based off of spreadsheets. so you can do spreadsheet type stuff but you use R or python instead of excel functions
$1300
touch hardware prize is pretty dank
that thing is best developer tool
octocat statue
i want the last one for sure
holy shit
Can there be newline characters in a domain name?
lets go for best domain name from domain.com prize is swag bags with sparkfun redboards
http://www.kpcb.com/companies
basically you get plcaed at a company in their protfolio
you can be a fellow even before you're full time too
most of us would be graduated by then
who wants to fellow in summer 2017
http://kpcbfellows.com/build-for-good/challenges
no haha, let me find the last year challenge
no their challenge here link is phony
Kale, Potato, Chicken, Bread
whats a KPCB
Can any of you click the link? lol
but the KPCB thing is huge
well i mean we can
not even trying for anything else
wer'e going for the KPCB thing
okay
internships for sure
hold on i'll update the google doc with the prizes
all of them
Which prizes we goin for bois? http://hackdavis.io/views/prize.html
nvm I think they added one lol
They don't have one lol
Should I make a pinned post with the hackdavis live link
go ddammit mat
LOL
you guys are gonna get our whole team in trouble ; ;
LOL it let me change the #general channel description
you guys are asses. why do you do this to the poor slack@davis boys?
meme^3
o shit
Holy sift
you seen my prof pic?
LOL
Hey just curious what you meant
And was like
Organizer messaged me
LOL
lol
When you join the slack 5 seconds ago but you're already making dank memes
Need to find a designer
Prob gonna go to the mixer on Friday
Not yet
No. Got any ideas?
You boys ready for W A C K D A V I S
> short sleeves > 65 degrees >mfw hailing
Yeah haha
Where are the shirts delivered? Your house? lol
hack davis ideas?
Cancer
Ye
hey @david we're gonna do senior project together right
nah does'nt look like it ;/
Aww. We might not get them for hackdavis
5/2-5/9
When are the shirts expected?/
we can apply as a team
penapps oepned
http://2016f.pennapps.com/
there's random statements outside of classes and not inside of functions
wtf is this
i'm trying to understand php
lmao
I see how it is
for some reason i oculdn't put the fourth person's email, so i didn't get to add david's
i signed the four of us up for the competition at iidata, if you didn't get an email i guess it's okay
http://datasciencedojo.com/data-science-oreilly-spoofs/
I think we should do a little sole search
R has a new NASA package that makes their APIs easier to use
Not for a while. She acknowledged my email to her about hurrying up but didn't say they would
tfw nothign to hack
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit anyone have more suggestions
BOOM
David is having way too much fun
what a meme, any word from VSP?
Finally got powerschool offer letter. 11.50/hr!
Pretty sure you guys can do it too, just fill out the stuff
https://codility.com/honeypot/3Red-Trading-Tech-Challenge/ I got this coding challenge from some HFT company in Chicago, if you do well they'll fly you out to watch some horse race or something lmao
73. Would you choose a high-paying position or a position you enjoy? 1) I would choose the high-paying position. 2) I would choose the position I enjoy. 3) I would not be able to choose; I need both a high-paying position and a position I enjoy.
ayyy lmoa
How do you feel about mixing business with pleasure at social events?
6 FIGS FAM
After subtracting business expenses, what is the minimum income that you would want to earn during your first year with this organization? Typical business expenses might include work-related travel, business meals, telephone charges, etc.
that's about 350
11.50/hr * 2000 hr
After subtracting business expenses, how much money do you think a typical financial services sales representative in this office makes during the first year? Typical business expenses might include work-related travel, business meals, telephone charges, etc.
this shit is so boring
god dammit, one of the companies i talked to at the B U S I N E S S career fair sent me this fucking 80 question survey to see if a career in finaicla sales was right for me
I thought it was pretty good. Matt you gotta watch it. Sex scene was so good
and the story line was solid
they made it pretty relevant and name dropepd comapnies more
loved it
Haven't watched it yet
How'd you guys like silicon valley last night?
Holy shit Matt. Lmao
Fuck Brando(n^3) flees
rip install brandonr?
There is no conversion. brandonR is an R package
What is that in brand-O notation?
I'm brandonR now
BrandO(1) = constant Brandon
What's the first and sexond evolution? What was base Brandon?
BrandO(n^3)
It's like the third evolution
I'm about to head back I'll see if he's still there. Basically taller Brandon with more facial hair and longer hair
this
What does this even mean? Am I a meme? Am...am I the product?
Pics
What
Oh fuck I just saw Brandon's next evolution in the library
so basically you can run experiments without actually running an experiment
so basically scientists can upload data from their experiemnts and what they did, and we can collect that data and see how chemicals act with other reactions
so one of my ideas was to do kinda what this company does https://www.transcriptic.com/how-it-works/ (automated wetlab) but we use just data
lol
solesearch - input shoe size, whether you're a left or right, and swipe left/right with shoe designs until you find a match
There is some gore in the links in the story, but basically the guy had his left foot cut off. Commenter below suggests he find a "sole mate" - someone with the same size foot and a similar taste in shoes but missing the opposite foot
Yeah.
PostGres?
But it's like $10 a month for 10 million rows
Hahaha. Heroku has a database as a service. They basically scale it for you. I.e. If your database gets at 75% of max storage they'll scale it up. Also replication and backups
Lol the Zillow bois are headed to NY
Underdog.io | New York, NY | https://underdog.io | Full-Time | ONSITE We’re looking to hire two full-stack engineers. Ideally, one would be a Javascript/Node.js Engineer and the other would be a Python Engineer.
Lol
Good idea, I wonder if they have a free tier limiting queries per hour or something
Basically sorting as a service.
"Compose | Remote (Canada, US, UK) What: Databases-as-a-service."
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11611867
yeah
Also working on next semester curriculum/ whatever and also mlh@sac
prototyping for hack davis friday if u guys are free
lmao
Sorting as a service...
bringing this bad boy back
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit?usp=sharing
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit?usp=sharingbr
Uber for picking up trash
so 311 with points
"Garbage Collector - Create a social network/game that rewards points for picking up trash throughout the day."
http://hackdavis2016.tumblr.com/
DP is too hard most of the time to come up with solutions mid competition. A lot of DP problems Krovetz showed us required optimizations too.
You end up needing two dimensional array for change amount vs coin value
Gets needlessly complex with dp
I too did change with dfs
The soylent excrement is a good read
http://fusion.net/story/295515/quora-poetry-silicon-valley/
Not dp?
Was there another? I did make change with dfs.
lmao
Graph algorithms didn't know max flow
Btw I'm getting a wiki that Saturday night. You guys should join me
Gas ain't cheap
Lmao
Wait you guys are actually taking the 10?
Pretty huge topic. More power to you for knowing what your framework does under the hood.
I didn't get a chance to read it yet but may be interesting
https://slack-files.com/T03JT4FC2-F151AAF7A-13fe6f98da
If you message their Facebook page they're pretty quick to respond
Fk I didn't ask for reimbursement. Can I go back?
just get the $10 and pay me fam
Wtf is this cookies and creme hershies payment thing? Did you win a life times supply but you hate them or something?
God dammit
Not going for that Venmo S H E E T
Give you
Yeah I can I e u a ride
Lol classic
I'll pay Varun in a Cookies & Cream Hersheys bar
I'm not
$10 lol
are you guys actually asking for reimbursement?
oh jk i found it
You should have gotten an acceptance email
did they send you guys an email? i never got confirmation of my application
lol on their typeform you can ask for travel reimbursements then say you aren't going
don't forget to RSVP for hack davis
yeah world trade center
Oh wtc
ha. im not really coming. aint nobody got time for that
I'll be here a while. Still have 3 open stories and sprint ends tomorrow 🙃🙃🙃
Oh fuck
yeah daddy ;)
oh wtf. it was showing me that it sent twice
You coming to VSP today?
my phone does that too though
only see once
Why does my phone send shit twice
Yo ill come down to VSP Joey. Gotta hit up Sadie
Actually 7 lol
It actually tastes pretty good. Just have to chug it
6 I think. 151 in the straw
it's a mixed drink with like 5 shots worth of alcohol in it. instant regrets
that's the way to cookie crumbles
I think that's before my time
wtf is a wiki
ahah depends on how much we get done, we have to win cuz fuck hack4sac
Get TURNT THE FUCK UP
Get a wiki
Hack
Go to wedding
You mean
about to be so lit
and then get back to ahcking
i gotta go to my friends wedding on saturday
Sorry Matthew
imma be hacking non stop fam
Yo lets get wikis Saturday night
That's 10 beefy crunch burritos
gas money for my non gas car lmao
$10 fam
Travel reimbursement from sac for H A C K D A V I S
LOL wtf
Today is ICPC notebooking day
Friday
Not today
matt are you powerschooling today too?
god dammit joey
Wanna come see what daddy does
Hey guys it bring your kids to work day
finally you guys have to make one
HA SUCK IT
"We will primarily be reimbursing through Venmo so please have an account set up before then"
about to be so lit
H A C K D A V I S B O Y S
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1DXCE7jwJi15FqktUPiRO5HCe7-owJFmG3kUdZzKiLao/edit#slide=id.g12d371a65b_2_0
here are the slides from the IIdata case contest info senssion
yeah doesn't sound very legal
"that" being gender
If they have a team of females or something they could make a "good fit for culture" or something category, but I'm 50% sure they can't explicitly use that
Can't consider gender in hiring
It's not
I know that email from sadie isnt the official job posting, but thats not even legal is it?
what!
Not the fucking meme one lol
Normal one hahaha
what resume were you handing out?
LOL
POWERSCHOOLED
$10 hour but I get food
No way they'd pay that much
is smud billionair status
Micron, oracle, Cisco, and a couple others have offices too
probably. what else? intel and hp
Curious what company. VSP probably.
im not making that much lol
oh fuck i thuoght was for my position
Lmfao
Glad to see they're avoiding discrimination
Yo the fcuk
I don't like it. This is the kind of data science that creeps me ouy
Lol read that as swinging app for private networks
it's like tinder for anything
http://palaroundapp.com/
How weird
The entirety of today has been on how to dealwith the weird db
No they didn't
dude quora probably tried calling you fam
In HS my voice mail message was just a grunt. These days I don't even have my voice mail setup so people can't even leave me one
holy fucking shit. I have to make like a couple hundred calls for work, so I realized I should probably relisten to what my voice mail message is just incase I should make it more professional. So I called my own voice mail and then my message was me in my freshman year of HS voice “Hey this is Varun, I couldn’t answer my phone, or I didn’t want to, so leave your number and a message and I’ll get back to you, or maybe I won’t”
Nice
PowerSchool is ENTERPRISE on MEME levels
"Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromist of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration." - Stan Kelly-Bootle
fucking R
who would date someone that starts arrays at 1
don't ask, i have no fucking idea what's going on
nah he's just implying being forever single when defying a value in an array as 1 or something.
why? you get midterms back or something?
oh fuck chang being #savageaf
wow, there isn't a standarized format for MRI images.
Idk how to approach that tho
machine learned to figure out what thtat person was thinking
what if we took the images of the mri and
Which are then read by your eye into electrical signals, then interpreted by your brain as an image?
Turning electrical signals into images?
My friend suggested this, you know how MRIs take a bunch of individual images of your brain, what if we turned the individual images into something you could experience in VR?
lmao
No, just one double-width lady
damn matt needing two lady guests perhaps?
Sounds familiar
Ty
I've brought two before
I think you can bring more than one at a time yeah, just depends how many guest passes you have left
Can u bring more than one guest to the DC if u have the passes?
ya
Matt
Out of lab
Damn
It's already in weakness
Better remove punctuality from my skills
Oh fuck I'm about to be late to the business career fair
Idk fam. In a world where you want to prove your love for scala.
In what world would I write something for assembly
Not even close.
https://github.com/guillaumebort/scasm Brandon irl
same
https://m.facebook.com/DM4FT/photos/a.957222501025377.1073741828.957215864359374/982029171878043/?type=3&source=48
>tfw life is one big meme
fuck i gotta do 133 i'll meme ya guys later
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=K%20E%20K
holy shit lol
dae? https://www.facebook.com/DM4FT/photos/a.957222501025377.1073741828.957215864359374/982892295125064/?type=3&theater
lol holy shit
Will snapchat be at the business career faire
https://www.facebook.com/DM4FT/
this meme page is literally me if i was a meme page
guys
i can't get over snapchat
nice meme
damn 0 to 100
Bought a boat?
became an alcoholic for a few months and made terrible life choices
had it early @ 23
How's the quarter-life crisis
officially gonna be in mid-twenties next week AMA
meme dreams will be cut off in 4.20 seconds unless you comment "rip meme dreams"
like my life tbh
Like our dreams
meme got cut off :(
>dress for success >wear startup shirt
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=SNAPCHAT%20IS%20CHANGING%20THE%20WORLD%20YOU%20GUYS
oh business career fair tomorrow
fuck i wish i could use hbo now on my laptop
snapchat is chanigng the world guys
>actually building worldwid eface DB
hahah yeah that's exactly what it reminded me
Surely you've seen Silicon Valley 3:1
>building dogs
to draw dogs on people
$10k a mont!?
jesus fucking christ
why the flying fuck does snapchat pay so much
S T R I P E
so where's the two sigma API
https://twitter.com/rodneyfolz/status/724787290824798209
If anyone needs a ride to sac js I only have one seat in my car since I have to drive the Miata this week
BYOT lmao I love it
let's apply to stripe together as a fam fam
https://stripe.com/blog/bring-your-own-team
we talked about 311, ncaa, and my stat 199 mostly
What did Sadie ask
Nah his phone is probably going off from our shitposts rn lol.
oh i thought he was at 10
D a v I d is a zillbro
M E M E S Q U A D
David is 2-4
damn is everybody coming to vsp?
@david howd you do?
i think it went pretty well.
Oh how did ti go
i'm on the doctor portal team. we develop and maintain the applications the doctors use in their office
oh i don't really know her
st. lawrence
S A D I E
lol
or, who interviewed you
analytics or something
uh
oh nice. what team?
yeah. tour was after 2
you get interview?
i left around 1
were you working today? i got a tour through there
Fun times with Senpai
2nd floor
i work in hq5
oh
It's on a Saturday fam come though
@joey what building do you work in at VSP?
Meh. Also probably not. My internship will start by then.
Oh lol maybe. Probably not
May 28th
It's like 2 hours north of sac
When/where?
any of you wanan go to that self driving car thing?
Omg. I was just going to ask if that was the guy
have the memes gone too far?
holy shit graph algorithms is giving a talk on graph algorithms next ACM meeting
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=ENTERPRISE
Yo dawg I heard you like Enterprise
That's the fkin dream. I wanna get to a point where interviewing is just a game
but that signing bonus + salary lol
$95k in RSU though
Holy James Gosling 250K!?!?
haha yeah, i think that shows how important it is to get as many offers as you can. i think google/fb are probably the best too, because like he mentioned stock options always mean cash.
Funny how they didn't want him until Google did
lol it's like a 2000s blogspot site
I'm sorry but 90% of sites suck
What is that site even
http://haseebq.com/farewell-app-academy-hello-airbnb-part-ii/ Worth scanning over, pretty crazy how high salaries are now, we better work hard and cash in while we can lol
woah
Elm is sick
http://elm-lang.org/
looks pretty lit.
Oooh I know some of the people at Rocket Department!
lmfao
http://www.meetup.com/The-Sacramento-Javascript-Meetup/events/230464699/
Every group chat slowly deteriorates into memes and shitposting. Our bot does social good by accelerating this process so users know with higher certainty whether their group has reached this point.
we just gotta upgrade matts bot
or we can go to the mixer on 5/6
lmao. we gotta have another I D E A B R A I N S T O R M
When Taco Bell is life
damn
wow they stole my idea! should have made you guys sign a nda
so who has another idea
https://www.facebook.com/verge/videos/1082737895095886/
Fantastic R tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQA4Wyhb8BU
http://youtu.be/4zAytB3fTgA
JAva didn't die for this.
Java never has these problems
when you can't npm install <<<
http://docs.opencv.org/2.4/doc/tutorials/introduction/linux_install/linux_install.html
https://www.npmjs.com/package/faced
lol
Memeing
Mending hard
Joey
who you couch coding with
https://twitter.com/paulomgaspar/status/722138976480571394
couch coding
first floor
Where you at?
Waiting outside the market until they open at 11, heading over in like 15
Right.
ayy lmao. btw it's in riverside 1013 not 5029
Slackathon
I'm at riverside, meet at 12 if you guys wanna do the "hackathoN"
http://guide.mlh.io/
me and matt agree its all about :
P Y T H O N 3
npm install fibb
? range is fine
but yours is wrong
i already gave him the code
> notlikethis
> range
> 2016
or i in range(2,n+1): f[i%2] = f[(i-2)%2] + f[(i-1)%2]
S N A K E S N N A A K K E E S N A K E S
Almost there
Heading up
Nvm it worked
Thank god it's dead tbh
Haha it's literally in the middle of the street in Roseville
Get her an uber
GG my parents car broke down so I might not be able to hack tonight. I'm in the riverside parking lot in case anything changes tho
oh, if you guys are gonna be on campus tonight and want me to pick up some food at like 5:30 let me know. i can grab something on my way
The average size of Web pages is now the average size of a Doom install http://hn.premii.com/#/article/11548816
i should send it to her tbh lol
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext.png?text=Friday%20Evening%0Acan%27t%20make%20it%20midterms%20fam
Yeah lol
Davis kids?
>Friday evening >can't make it midterms fam
They literally always have midterms
his github
https://github.com/bryangoodrich
The one speaking at the R tutorial. He went to sac state and did math, he works for SMUD now doing data science.
What guy
yo this guy is pretty legit brandon
Damn
when someone says "are you the data scientist at google" and you have to say no I go to sac state
https://www.sequoiacap.com/jobs/?filters=interntech incase you guys are still looking.
riverside 2001
Wy@ fam
Outta lab fam
Sounds pretty sick fam
yeah kinda. could do hidden markov model too
yeah true, because they'd repeat the same phrase they were trying to say earlier. it's like string matching in 140 lol
not impossible
although detecting when someone stutters sounds
not impediments. for example you start saying a word ironically then you start using it more by accident and you want to stop
recognizing speech impediments sounds hard though
it was an example string fam
why you gotta be so mad fam
have it listen for "fam" and it replies you just said "fam" again you fucking idiot
@hackdavis, could do speech training with eliza or really any microphone.
I've lab until 5 but I'm down
I'l leave at 6:15, leaving 137 a bit learly
What time?
any of you wanna go to the women in data science meetup tongiht?
>2016 >school
Should probably spend some time doing that real school work stuff
kaggle until hack davis?
There's always kaggles
any kaggles soon?
Real school work though
tbh we got a lot of shit done second half haha
topkek
D A T A S C I E N C E A T A S C I E N C E http://m.imgur.com/wQvosGy
http://www.intellectsoft.net/community/wearables-and-apps-for-good brainstorming ideas for hack davis since they want "social good"
lmao
npm install ohana
there's another data hack
http://www.meetup.com/Code4Sac/events/230309206/
http://www.meetup.com/The-Sacramento-Javascript-Meetup/events/230464699/?rv=ea1&_af=event&_af_eid=230464699&https=off
Yup.
is iidata week after finals?
I learned more from reading than from the interactive coding sites that spoon feed you. https://github.com/getify/You-Dont-Know-JS http://bdcampbell.net/javascript/book/javascript_the_good_parts.pdf
Mozilla Dev Network
MDN
@david, what was your suggested resource to learn js online?
and it's not like her going to ACM is gonna help or anything, no one there will be interested.
hahah I want to tell her that so she doesn't have to drive all the way out
"You know we only have like 5 members right?"
cool.
This chick from Davis is gonna come talk to "our club" about it
not yet. also this is happening at davis http://www.iidata.net/
that is pretty cool. Did you get a kite invite?
UCSD's data science club site, some pretty good stuff here
http://ds3.io/
like large code bases are getting less and less favorable
honestly communicating over REST is the way code is moving
check this out
http://a16z.com/2015/04/08/aggregation-is-the-new-virtualization-how-microservices-are-taming-distributed-computing/
yeah
the r backend that uses the node backend that the node backend uses back is fine?
obv would never work for anything close to production
honestly our setup last time wasn't too bad for a hackathon project
Should I/we learn Python ml and then use a Python backend?
but the business love guis
Lol OK. But you hate guis.
a drag and drop bot builder
What is it
if the finger thing fails
we have a hackdavis idea
E L O N S G R A N D M A L O N S G R A N D M A https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=FIXtGi28R-o
Math.min(completionTime, 2100);
Aw shit. How late are you guys going?
Now
WHEN?
K fam
When are you ordering? Pepp za is fine bra
What kinda za you want
>event at 9. >wake up at 1130 >feelsgoodman
/r/kenm
>2016 >using reddit for anything other than programming subreddits
Reddit exists so you don't find these videos on some cancer Facebook page 20 days later
Holy shit lol
i need someone with a keyfob
but no one is here anyways
we don't have a single room haha
Post in FB?
2'nd flor
Omw
Mfw 5029 is locked
>late to our own event
About to leave-- will be there around 9:30
i just read the abstract
something we could do for the multi car autonomous driving for hackdavis
1http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.120.5651&rep=rep1&type=pdf
ball tonight?
Lol
Literally more than $11.50/hr
Outside the union you can earn a dollar for watching a 4 minute video
Lol the district still owns the building but can't use it because it had an asbestos reading too high for children
It's that the old building that used to be the district office
it's literally at a 100 year old school
haha trust me the campus is so startup
Psh folsom
you guys should come through, it's at our lame campus but there are some pretty cools tartups
http://www.meetup.com/sacruby/events/228963751/
sounds like it, this just seems like a social good hackathon idea, could be spun for hackdavis too
Ohana?
While nearly 7,000 residents in the Berkeley area are registered with a physical or mental disability, only 2,000 of these residents have access to clinical services that are necessary for them to stay healthy. Work with Easy Does It to create products that can service the remaining 5,000 Berkeley residents that go untreated every year.
http://berkeleybuilds.com/
Oh fuck
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext?text=2016%0Abe+elons+boy%0Amfw+no+tesla%0Amfw+pretend+to+have+autopilot+on+my+car%0Amfw+car+doesn%27t+automatically+slow+down+in+traffic
Send #green and then some text
http://fb.me/msg/734677893305151
Send a message to this page
as well
theres #meme yourWord
Matt that's the best green text I've ever seen
yup
It's tee spring ya? Medium
@david @joey what's your shirt size?
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext?text=be+me_irl%0Awalk+down+street%0Asee+some+%27za+in+the+trash%0Achicken+garlic%0Amm
Yes. Those two got approved as well
Are we helping acm still?
I also have to make some publicity for the event
Let's figure out shirts first, then food ?
Is that enough?
We got $350
e e t y e e t
yeet yeet
http://imgur.com/Dqxkmic
feel the bern
The memes just got 10ft danker
i'm sure joseph wouldn't mind you testing a bot haha
Matt's reason for wanting to be elected slack admin. Make memes great again
oh darn lol
you'd have to ask him
wait the new one joseph made?
"Pay $99 for each Facebook Page that uses Customer Matching. Pages will only be approved if they are based in the United States (ie: they have a US address or at least one admin with a US address)."
Varun give me admin access for the Data Science Slack
Bot
Why do they charge again? Can other people find and buy our bog?
Could convert Eliza to Facebook bot
We could make an A.I. club and argue messenger bots are the next generation
We could fund hoodies
hahaha
Is that not what clubs are for?
shell corp is so real
Just for funding?
@brandon let's make a Facebook Messenger bot club
One time payment
Or at least 99
We need 100 bucks of club money really bad
S P A C E A P P B O I S
S P A C E A P P S
space apps is 23-24?
What do you mean work on it remotely
hahaha
Lol the laundering plot thickens
seems like we can work on it remotely, and there are different difficulty levels
yeah
?
Spaceapps:
oh should we do the nasa thing on saturday
That's what I said
yeah idk how we're gonna detect that
And I think T is just index over
M
N
S
A
What's the difference. Clenched hand with thumb inside or outside?
Measuring M vs N will be hard
Spike thingies through our wrist that touch our tendons
Electrodes?
What can we use to accurately measure finger movements? Strings running from fingertips past palm to reader on forearm?
H M M M M M M
Hmmm
I think doing words would be too big for weekend project
For finger alphabet signing yes you would need finger data
For signing the alphabet?
Arm movement > finger
Do we need to know the arm movements? Just the finger movements I thought
Stuck looking at right quarter of text lol. Found a way to scale it down I think
Abysmal mobile site
https://developer.leapmotion.com/documentation/java/devguide/Leap_Overview.html
What do we need to track arm movements? Arduino + accelerometer? Fitbit?
sac county data irl
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/algorithms.png
@734677893305151
Link
And it returns that videos lonk
@rickroll
What about @youtubelinker video name
Also that'll show quora. Rejecting people in like 1 hour
idk something
Hmm sounds neat though
Could generate bar chart of different answer popularity
We could fork Watson and have it answer it automatically
But you have to answer a question to get answers to yours
and someone else using the bot answers the question
What if you type: @phoneafriend What is 1 + 1? a. 2 b. a wall c. service worker
What's it do
yee
Messenger bot?
lets make a facebook bot this weekend
protip
Go to the office
Is that siris translation of your speech?
Feel like a fucking pedophile
I'm walking around an elwmnrwrary school rn trying to find a bathroom
Oh duck it's me
\//\
Varun_IRLhttps://i.redditmedia.com/WXETU3z7HkaQ3m1fAEv-haiDRNe75KNCFvgAny98wQc.jpg?w=1024&s=41b322398637127e97daae6a939b9e7a
Hackasacaherkaderka. Word cloud of all the variations of me too thanks from me_irl
Predictive Memelitics
Could collect the data and do some M E M E S C I E N C E E M E S C I E N C E
\na\na\nS\0
Should make a website that outputs your string in that format. MaaS
\0
\nM\nE\nM\nE\nD
Joeys getting M E M E D
Oh fuck
Wej
No way jose
Jose Laguna. The Gordito Burrito manager
Fabio laguna? The Brazilian keyboardist?
Abraham Laguna
Abraham Lincoln?
I just saw a ghost on first floor RVR
or like implementations?
you mean like hash functions?
There are different types of hash tables fuck
oh fuck i'm sorry fam
I have to talked to fucking Kelly
will you get an onsite next?
holy shit nice
Did you say what kind of hash table do you want to know about?
Hardest question during the interview. "What is a hash table?"
>provide hackers with literal worst dataset ever made
> SacCo hears: Informational app
> DS@SS hears: data science
"Data Hackathon"
> dies
i'll just try it at home
but i mean we can try it
well yeah tesla lol
more like its actually been done-able
i'm telling you guys it's totally doable to do a self driving car
https://github.com/jdorweiler/lane-detection
That 116 hour grind
LOL
Back on the grind
So we can get it presentable enough for students to try out demo
Maybe not this week
Cool. I'll email Liu and cc you
Oh sure
For the data mining class
MW 5:30
Friday?
When?
Also Matt. If you wanna demo the project lemme know
redemption
I'm gonna make a self driving car at home
Lol fuck this
Fucking 3rd place could have not even used a backend with their fake data. They could have done everything with html
lel
I'm still mad lol
Those hack4sac hacky sacs make your hands smell hella bad
Hoodie op
Last presentation
oh fuck za is here fam
IT'S LIT
OH FUCK
H A S H T A B L E
>not using ohana.js
fuck we need to turn our presentation into a play guys
This is so dank
>homeless >hoodie >mfw triggere
Shirts
>fork a repo >10 person team
oh fuck this is kinda god
mfw search box
>don't knwo if he's just an AI
"participate"
it's so cute
Graph algorithms guy uses graph database
G R A P H A L G O R I T H MS R A P H A L G O R I T H M S
Lol holy shit
mfw ux cancer
https://prezi.com/ah5qoplftbgw/clean-sac/
Vending machine couch
1st floor
On our way to riverside
Where?
I'm at RVR
David is still in lab (though probably leaving soon)
Where should we meetup
Store in the union
Where are y'all
Couldn't log in through fb
What?
log in is down
https://clean-sac-events.herokuapp.com/
but we still steps to deploy or something
they said we could update the readme so i did
Okay I have to sneak back into physics now
Ohana probably works due to forking established system, but that also makes it less impressive.
Unless he cranked it out a month ago... *shrug*
And I can near guarantee Cordova guy does NOT have working demo off his computer and Apptology cannot publish without paying quite a bit and waiting a two week dead period
good call, brandons on it
Having judges be able to do it themselves means we can just talk without doing demo
Put a QR code to github.io link in prezi? With a disclaimer to lack of cross-platform tests it could serve well as distraction and proof of working model
we are fine
nothign is down
What is down
fuck everything i hate life
2001
Where are you @varun
backend is fine
node restarting
problem is not in the database i think
Let's scrap this project. Make a digit recognizer for the unclaimed check page so it can be searchable
or i can do it
and @david can you change the front end so the deafult input is "Enter description here"
what was the sql statement to delete bad rows
Find screen with node
Ctrl+a+n to go to next screen When in screen
Restart the node
$ screen -x
cleansacpassword
Root
Ssh into it
heatmap is down
If you need to focus on presi
Okay git readme needs update but I can do that in car
^
We're only going to present Facebook so I don't think you need to implement it
haha okay i'll hit you guys up later
gtg
finishing up writeup now lol
ah fuck okay
I'm about to head to lab w/ David
Should I make Auth Facebook only
don't bother
if you can work on the P R E Z I with me
I have not done Google/Twitter accounts yet. Should I remove them?
matt where you at
We're talking about the government so nothing does according to plan
Yeah no way will we go at 7. They'll talk about the event for a half hour before they even start presentations
4 minutes for each group, but setup/questions will push the schedule around
I think it'll run later
Is that last? Also they'll get through 8 other groups in an hour?
Senpai where you at
Well no actually lol the Elected Officials app is last
Best for last amirite
"You team is presenting 9th - so hopefully in the 19:00 ball park area"
fak
Lunch in auburn lol
Where you at fam
Broken fam
Uhh why not
@brandon
i just finished class hmu fam
yo r isn't working
even more progressive
Actually I think it's white...
I may have one
fuck
Do you have your black turtle neck?
I thought you were confirming file name or something
ah fuck
Rscript plumbAPI. R
Oh shit misunderstanding
password varun123
ssh root@45.55.231.68
can u try
didn't work gg
Yeah that one
R -file plumbAPI.R?
You run the R code by running plumbAPI.R or repl the same commands that are in that script
Have him send me the document so I can add memes to it and pass out the wrong one
joseph wants us to help him pass out papers during his presentation lols
@david did you bring your adapter?
well said, i'll try to incorporate that
???
Using HDMI
- We have a mockup, but if we hit home "open data", "open data", "open data", and bring up that bring in the judging criteria we may sway judges away from Apptology, Cordova, and perhaps Ohana
- our strongest aspect is the data. Whoever talks needs to strongly empphasize: We are able to clean and integrate old and new data, can streamline the data processing suite, and can provide valuable insight in resource-saving information (the clusters)
Remember - keep slides simple.
using the city theme
on it fam
Plz
should i make the prezi fam
brandon how do i run the R again
Gotta be ready for tonight
http://45.55.231.68:8000/cluster
45.55.231.68:8000
install_github("trestletech/plumber")
add this to top of plumbAPI.R
fuck
https://blooming-lake-98156.herokuapp.com/
its 2016 tho
we just lost our shit lol
> not using nodejs
> "you have been subscribed to sexiR"
> 2015
> in philosophy
wanna get some za?
R E K T
Student store doesn't have chalk
WHERE THE SQUAD AT
ya
RVR5029 hacking tonight, yes?
That's one dannnnnnnnkkkkk meme 🏽🏽
Im going
I'll be ther
It can be, I just need to let slack know
Is it not all 4 of us?
We need a head count on presenters
done it
yeah that thing
npm install uuid
to make a guarenteed unique number globally
and combines it with date time
theres probably a javascript thing that takes your computers ip or something like that
oh its in node now
yeah theres a thing in java that uses
ye
what is for? unique key?
fucking it we'll just generate a random number
that has the incremented number
make a new endpoint
I need a toddler
I need something to increment
also theres global unique in java
are you incrementing or are you using sqls unique thingy
i didnt think you had to
uhh
should I keep track of the incrementer in a file or a single column, single row MySQL table
dude fucking nice
por que no los TRES
The penultimate one
WHICH ONE?
http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/heatmap.html
http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/heatmap.html
http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/heatmap.html
prepare for configurable heatmap
submit bugs to /dev/null@gmail.com
i was just reporting a bug
lmao
stop pushing our buttons
this emotional abuse
take what
We don't have to take this rn
the banner disappears for me after submitting
it says "this is sac county right"
submitted a report
Try toggling filters (heatmap is not reflected), submit a report to test the GET to DigitalOcean
i just inputted something
you guys are clutch
holy fuck
http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/
same
filters dont work yet because googles apis are cancer
2 mins
pushing
whats the url?
we did it reddit
holy shit
"I just love heatmaps" - David
We did it bois
just got back home
how's teh endpoint?
"No"
did you get the centers?
Pics or it didn't happen
Holy fuck neckbead convention outside food court
http://pandas.pydata.org/pandas-docs/stable/groupby.html
lemme try
can you find the median lat and median long of each cluster?
i only have 3 things i can grab
http://scikit-learn.org/stable/modules/generated/sklearn.cluster.DBSCAN.html
does it have focal point1, focal point2?
so DBSCAN has no .cluster_center_ property like k-means does
centers are hard to find for a DBSCAN because they're elipitcal
haha my centers aren't working lol
oh
sup
@brandon
brandon how are your clusters going
with a display
got a table on the third floor
if anyone has whiteboard markers bring some
i just got a weird chair
yeah
In AIRC?
kinda
k i'm settled
This is true
So we can use github io to host and don't need to get a domain?
Gonna work out of the airc I guess
Static: The files we serve don't change, but we Can use JS to modify the sites based on other web servers (in this case the digital ocean)
GG 5029 locked
Ugh then I'm really confused on the difference between static and dynamic sites
If it points to remote.ip.here/list instead of /list
Files are static, but the js can still access whatever backend just the same
You'll need to move files to the base directory instead of in src
Okay it's online. Merge website changes to gh-pages when you want them to go online
Yeah but just something to look at
isnt github.io static only?
Yes sir ty
I can do that
You mean publish the repo on the github.io?
Can someone make the project site for the github repo? Whenever you get the chance
Probably 5- for me. If anyone needs the remote backend populated hmu
Might be there around 5-6
ill work remotely today. not coming into the office
Looking like 2:3-3 for me
Complete le
Np
Ah okay
Teaching electronics until ~4
Oh shit hardwar hack
around 1-2 again?
what time are we all meeting up?
I need to come up with a way to populate the remote instance
anything on my end?
https://developers.google.com/optimization/
https://github.com/google/or-tools/blob/master/examples/python/tsp.py
i think the only endpoint is local right now
oh nice
what endpoint should i hit?[
Not pushed to DB, but we got a heatmap going
438 new incidents from 311
Yes
anything new in the db?
commited
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTEk8sfPD08
club song
me irl http://share.gifyoutube.com/mLk2xx.gif
http://159.203.247.240:8080/list
Don't ever talk to me or my son again
This
Fuck I'm locked out
ddos
http://10.113.219.153:8080/list
THE DRUNK
This isn't slack
@david
Or the drink
The
Did u want he freeze
MILD SAUCE
3 beefy fritos and a Baja
is that a fountain pen?
This
cheese quesadilla with no creamy jalapeno sauce
20 orders of cinammon twists
https://www.facebook.com/events/1097326046976653/
No ticket for me yet lols
i just realized i forgot it oto
Is it safe to park on campus on the weekend without a pass
Is it safe to park on campus on the weekend without a pass
i should be able to get there at like 5
hes from stat 199
sudo which andrew
adnrew?
so dont use it a lot lol
k pushed. its using andrew's api
Yeah in a bit
codeR
brandon can you push your R code
But perhaps just the type String could work
I mean like number
There's no case type id
http://data.saccounty.net/dataviews/225587/311-cases-by-type-summary-2016/
Backend wouldn't be hard, just make more tables. Is there a classification for different 311 services?
Hmm
I'm in 5029
How easy is to extend this to all 311 categories?
RVR is open, in elevator
Let me text shah
Still at home
Can Anyone confirm 5029 is open?
Awesome
Omw. Got /create, /list, and /delete working this morning
I'll be there around 1
~~~
doing one last gitpull before you go to bed
Ty
dont worry joey, trains dont make sound cho either
Ty
pip install shititest
its ok joey, shititest isnt even a word
mfw can't figure out eventbrite api
Below the belt fam
CHO CHO SAVAGE TRAIN
Whoa
pound for pound you make the shititest memes
G E T G U D
Pretty sure I'm one of the strongest lifters in the entire cs program pound for pound
S A V A G E A F
bro you do even lift?
but first I gotta smash these choco cakes
IM ABOUT TO DEADLIFT FAM
http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/03/17/too-full-stack/?
lmao
JOEY WHERE YOU AT
http://data.saccounty.net/dataviews/225589/311-cases-by-zipcode-detail-2016/
https://github.com/DataScience-SacState/clean-sac
https://trello.com/b/6IaqRJ9q/civic-hack-day-maine-ideas
whats the key code for the back room
random.org
i have no idea how something could make a dataset like this
i would sooner kill myself than work on the voter thing
so
their data is useless
What is Sac county's biggest problem
come up with a brilliant idea. win 5k
And that's about it
eat pizza
What's the plan, Stan?
I'm starting to walk
I'll be there in 25
Lol I can't drive
Get your ass over here Matt
noice
k tonight officially unofficially sponsored by lil c's
Kk
yeee
i'll be a bit late, get there at 7
Are we doing hack4sac tonight?
*Za
just now leaving my place. you guys want me to bring some shit pizza?
Google CodeJam rn
oh shit lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wn6n7T2T0&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIyy7Yy3nc
We just need like 30 RC cars
Oh shit that would be pretty cool
So instead of doing something that's been done a bunch like automated car. We should make a bunch of automated cars make them speak at each other. So they like go though intersections smartly and stuff
C/C++. Gross.
https://www.teslamotors.com/careers/job/autopilot-softwareengineer-37065
sexist. needs a rowdy ruff yourself
http://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en
W E W E W
wewlad
but he's gotta be there for a year
I think $11/hour, but maybe we can push it to $11.50
How much can we afford to pay him?
I'll get the best damn pre-algebra kid this side of the Mississippi
I don't know about that. Get me a kid in pre algebra doing train collision problems. Make sure he signs an NDA
if one has a delay you could shift expected arrival/depart times accordingly for all trains to adjust speed
If they all have predetermined start/stop times, indefinitely many
4
How many trains could you self drive safely
don't talk to me or my icebox ever again
we're gonna need a bigger icebox
fuck
varun will it scale?
YOOOOOOO
Self refrigerating icebox
Self driving train AMA
Self landing paper airplane
Self driving airplane.
don't forget to apply to hack davis tho, we should actually do the self-driving car there
lol
dang 4am is some bullshit
So yeah 4:00am
once i registered it said "Single Round Match 687 will start in 7 hours 31 minutes."
Okay the calendar in the arena is wrong
wtf is going on
thats what i saw
In the topcoder arena it shows this SRM as being at 12am
oh ok. most of the time you can change the delimeter
I guess most of the time rows will be delimited by <tr>
Scroll down until you hit the table
https://community.topcoder.com/stat?c=problem_solution&cr=22767514&rd=16690&pm=14210
itd*
and its csv ify that
so i could highlight "a chrome webapp where you"
the internets
a row from what
A chrome webapp where you highlight a row, then each column of that row and it determines how to scrape data into a CSV
You guys heard this Rick Astley song
http://www.instructables.com/id/IoT-RC-Car-With-Intel-Edison/
Holy shit lol
>/r/csus stays
>/r/fatpeoplehate sub gets banned
oh fuck
>csus subreddit
>build server
https://www.reddit.com/r/CSUS/comments/4djo7v/need_a_programmer_to_build_a_server_for_my_app/
ayy
Rip in pieces
Lmao I just died
lmao
Is that an R package?
grindr tho?
G A Y T I N D E R
oh i thought u may be talking to someone from T I N D E R
When you can't think of a meme dank enough so you keep untuping things and try to come up with better memes but you're out of memes
oh fuck
I'm watching Varun type stuff in Messenger but nothing's being sent from his account o_O
these memes validate my existence tbh
Don't talk to me or my unison again
>tfw unicorn
the word full stack is so last year, so everybody uses the word unicorn
i mean
yes
unicorns?
What is it? stickers?
oh fuck
You're all going to be integrated into NPM
why not data science unicorns
there are javascript ninjas, full stack unicorns
I'm an undercover agent from the Data Institutional Comitee Kids
The gig is up I'm coming clean
;)
:O
Wait what lol
data science unicorns
guys are there
We made it
May 1?
When does registration for fall start?
i say we go to uw. thats where the real microsofts will be
roadtrip
HORNETBOIZ
NVM We not Berkeley or that level
https://www.collegepuzzlechallenge.com/
Health analytics sound more appealing imo
haha hopefully I can get back from this lady quickly
im about to get a job offer from powerschool tmorrow though
I'll get more info from here
Made a contact today at some hospital thing in sac and they're looking for data interns
Yup
Did you guys sign up for H A C K D A V I S
@co
Our team would be DataScience@SacState@Hack@Sac@CSUS
Hack@Sac@CSUS
#Hack@SacCo
Hack@Sac sounds so cool
God dammit Xavier
LOL he called it SacHackHerkaJerka because that's the name of the file I shared with him outlining how to run a hackathon
wtf really
he also just said they arent even sure its happening
Dats wacist
LOLOL
xavier is calling it sacahackaherkaderka
i dont know anything about it
not as an ACM email
my guess is the email will go out CS student wide
Yeah, what are you asking
oh ok. should i just talk to xavier when i see him
I know a few things, Xavier is in charge
lmao
Good luck with that
where can i find info about CSUSacHack
ty fam
O N G U E
rolls of the T O N G U E
lmao
Or CSUSacHack
Are these ideas for hackdavis?
how are we gonna map out campus haha
that'd be cool
Let people take real time remote tour
lets make a tinder for hackathons
guys i got it
or do you mean the april 16th event
like drive the car on campus hahah
could we do this for on campus?
and twitch could be like right or left
and then our car would drive in the "lanes"
i was thikning like we'd make a city wide path
You want to take control away from twitch just cause they're gonna crash?
computer vision
CV?
https://github.com/hamuchiwa/AutoRCCar
when in doubt, heatmap it out
Generate heatmap
CV
obstacle detection
Where does the data science come in? How does the steering work with twitch chat? Turning isn't just left right.
data science hackathon idea: twitch plays self driving RC car
https://www.opendataphilly.org/dataset/voter-turnout/resource/c8c126fe-ac64-41db-86c5-3fa6129afb5a
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sac-county-311-connect/id721721687?mt=8
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit?usp=sharing
https://github.com/codeforamerica/ohana-web-search
https://github.com/codeforkansascity/Code-for-America-Projects-Hub
Kk
Xavier just sent an email to DataSci email re: ICPC funding
lmfao
I want to know what love is
Then I want to know what you do
What if our physical mail box has piles of money in it
Me irl
B O O T S T R A P P E D
One moment
Lemme just reach into our account
if it's too much effort idk
lol how much money do we have
i mean i guess
Basically ACM may need help with funding ICPC + CryptoNight + Hackathon, so it has been proposed we fund ICPC with ACM to split Doc funding 50/50
k
lol
Any officers I think? Idk. anyone who cares
who is in the set called we?
Helping to fund ICPC
About ?
#official
We need to have a vote when VVed is available
Why
Me
Who is treasurer?
There is parallax.js tho
Sheeeeeeit
OH FUCKKKKK
Bootstrap isn't that great bruh
I have no idea how it's done, but I'd wager it's some JS in the Bootstrap js library
It's common in hip startup/personal/portfolio pages
ive just never seen it in a webpage
yeah
You mean where it has a parallax effect?
How did they make that second picture do what its doing? http://www.pcgamer.com/hyper-light-drifter-review/
I'm too grumpy for April 1st.
H U M B L E B R A G
https://www.humblebundle.com/indiefonts
Yea
199 week?
when you try to make autopilot at a hackathon
https://d37nk263jfz2p8.cloudfront.net/image/uploads/posts/2016/03/002eca081d8b296d184efbe91aa1c5bf.gif
Wtf
nvm
FUCK
is this real life?
CSUS Hackathon themes includes "memes"
Too soon
Dammit guys
http://www.meetup.com/Sacramento-WordPress/
topkek o p k e k
Sounds like a great place to discuss Wordpress and php!
http://www.meetup.com/sacwebdev/
I also have them on linked in too tho
Oh let me check if I have heir emails
even though the data sucks
it looked pretty awesome and easy to use. if they let us use it we could do something neat with crime data easily i think
and singh
bhavik
I worked on map that when I worked there, do you remember the guy who came to present?
yeah i found him on linkedin though so hopefully he connects with me
guysperry@symsoft.io
Ooohhh you don't have his email address?
i was supposed to get his card or something o.O
And alone
You gotta go meet him in person in a back alleyway
He didn't say he'd email it to you
but i didnt get his email
its in beta and he said if i emailed him he'd give me a link
so symsoft has some cool thing they are making called mapthat
oh i see now
Slack4Hack4Sac
where should we say that at?
Yeah lol
Someone should say "DS@CSUS will present. We don't know what we're doing yet though."
We have two weeks
Ayy lmao
What do we got
So uh hank4sank
huh. maybe I'll see one next time
like the icon on the top right
the ones with the ligthening bolt on them
The articles on the top right side of Facebook newsfeeed?
I only thought it loaded fast because they're caching, but I guess they fork off html and js to optimize performance even more
haha damn, I've really enjoyed the facebook instant articles though. didnt know that's what it was built off of
i knew this day would come
AMP HTML is essentially a fork of traditional HTML, and is indicated with <html ⚡> (yes, that is a lightning bolt emoji
https://blog.branch.io/google-accelerated-mobile-pages-amp-and-the-future-of-mobile-web
could do group tickets. 4 or more 30% off
Only $700 fam
http://www.dataengconf.com/tickets
S K Y S L O P E tomorrow?
This game is cancer
You fucking cheat at this game
P O W E R S H O O L P H O N E S C R E E N O W E R S C H O O L P H O N E S C R E E N
Good luck with the standard librar- oh wait!
"Looks like you're stuck with fucking JavaScript you poor bastard."
http://www.wfplsiu.com/
Ended up heading home gg
;P
Folsom doesn't count as out of town Matt.
I'm outta memes
I'm outta town
Not
I can't go tonight
hack for sac tongiht?
Can confirm.
Oh fuck
Oh shit I think there's another speaker
I'm here it's wrapping up I think
JS
You guys going to sac is
Just got done
mememail
lmao
My resume every minute. That's a bold move cotton
also make sure your attach your resume or something lol
Hey Joey! Thanks for signing up for "every minute memes". We'll deliver the dankest of memes directly to your inbox every minute!
Fuck
dicks dicks dicks
Jk don't send me anything pls
joey.laguna@vsp.com
email her and mention me and data science club
sadie.stlawrence@vsp.com
iPhoneSE... JavaSE... new iPhone runs Android confirmed?
yeah i'll probably go unless something comes up with work, I should be done by 6 with networking there until 7, but I might have to stick aroudn after
J S S
You tryna go to the js meetup tomorrow?
Hahah thanks fam
and i'll send your contact too david, the email she gave me bounced back lmoa
lol yeah, but we're welcome to go
Is Sadie the sexists for data science Sacramento meetup girl?
I'm interested
Oh maybe he doesn't work there anymore.
I haven't seen Chris in the chat for a while tbh
Joey, do you ever share dank memes with Chris Lowe?
Lol sounds cool.
lmao
sounds good i'll cc you
Apply and we can share dank memes over the intern group chat
Interest
Sadie
Let me know if any of you are interested. I will contact aside
https://github.com/koba04/react-boilerplate lit.js
lmfao that took me a while. rip brandons subs
he has a few in his trunk
it's lit
If they still need a speaker next week they should ask Brandon
damn sac tech tho
yeah it's looking like sac js tuesday, react and code4america wednesday, and then beers and geeks thrusday
Speakers still tbd but I'll probably go
i think i'll come to that after work
yeah there is, at 7pm
I think there's a sac JS meet up next week as well
i guess you could always go here adn then just go to code 4 america after the presentations
damn, same time as code 4 america
http://www.meetup.com/Sacramento-ReactJS-Meetup/events/229638282/?rv=me1&_xtd=gatlbWFpbF9jbGlja9oAJDM0NjdlNzZiLTE1ZWYtNDc1NS04MDg4LTFlNDllZGUzNmNlZg&_af=event&_af_eid=229638282&https=off
Two birds one stone
make a webapp to let homeless people change their name to the owner of the largest uncashed check so they can claim it
is bootstrap an algorithm
g r a p h a l g o r i t h m s
Implement a* search to find the person's check
What about a Depth-First-Sort
hahahha
Sorting is something like data science right?
or just w e b a p p s
any data science projects we should do for hack4sac?
ahhaha
www.\r\n.com
Fucking phone did make new lines it was just lying to me
Fucking phone won't make new lines
>sort uncashed checks by different column > win 5 grand
I'll be here friday evening
Hack4Sac I think
April Madness
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4pMQv46vz4
Mfw March madness goes the next level.
Do we want to take the March Madness thing to the next level? Or just focus on Hack4Sac
2DANK4ME 2DANK4ME DANK4ME2 ANK4ME2D NK4ME2DA K4ME2DAN 4ME2DANK ME2DANK4 E2DANK4M
Hey can one of you make me a webapp that makes webapps? 11/hr should take a year
Isn't the contest thing past the submission stage?
lol i don't get this thing. are they really gonna make a pod?
Have they considered an excel page with visual basic shit thrown in there?
Webapps are so great
Webapps, the key to success
yeah elonsboys
they is the fuckbois - dj khaled
Who is they? Elonsboys?
HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap.js
they need a webapp lol
don't talk shit about react
r e a c t + f l u x
what their stack is, bro
ask them
they use slack they're legit guys
What
>not making hover boards
>hover engines
and at 6pm IEEE
there's food at the 7pm meeting tonight lol
Probably not. But government internships pay 11 an hour. 2 years after graduation not in private sector is 10x worse. And 3.5 GPA. What kinda guy wants to maintain a 3.5 gpa
I thought there'd be food here. There's not fkin food...
10x worse = $1.10 p/hour?
They're like 3.5 GPA or you lose the scholarship. Intern for the government every summer or lose your scholarship. Work for 2 years in the government after graduation or get arrested.
That scholarship is like 10x worse than power school.
>not inviting data science club
that guy came first, now its' them. it's supposed to be club showcase day or something
Rn? I thought it was some dude talking about scholarships
E L O N S B O Y Z
hornet hyperloop is presenting at ACM
sounds like a virus tbh
I think you have to tweet something and then screenshot it
.com might not be necessary
Paint.exe.com
like this type deal
oh idk
Not like advice animals like where there's a big white margin above the picture
If not why not
Is there a website to make those stupid white text above a picture twitter memes
pls
Better remove Joey from group. Can't talk to him anymore
MEMES EMESM MESME ESMEM SMEME
don't you ever talk to me or my son again
wait guys i got a good one
This group is a fuckin bukkake storm of memes
lmfao
This shits a fucking button wtf
S A V A G E A V A G E
i think it's a year long commitment
LOL
Does this thing at 7 pay more than 11 an hour?
meme/11
Holy shit
Hi there. Just a reminder to keep it classy in here. We are going to take down the inappropriate content and ask you to use good judgment going forward. Thank you!
any of you free at 7 this evening?
Should post it on the real group page
K
Yo not gonna meet today
http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/March-Madness/spermlol.html
Nice. Leaving now so I'll be there at like 2. Sad face
It's cool we got it working haha
Ayy lmao
Holy shit I was supposed to wage up at 11
Ill be there in like 10 min
When are you getting here Brandon
They don't let ppl in yet :(
Meet by the Buzz
gonna head over lol
pushed
ushed
wake up and push the current python script
so i'm probably getting there at 11 not 10 tomorrow haha
>try to not cry >cry
https://www.hackerrank.com/tests/lgj8a2nd/e56e73b13b75f05a4a046cbb985bba39
http://mpld3.github.io/quickstart.html#quickstart-guide
holy shit
1 0 / 1 0 O V E R R I C E
R I C E P I LA F
N I C E P I L A F
more memes in head = bigger head
maybe he just has a bigger imagination
Because my memes are so dank
damn joeys alien is fuckin huge
A Y Y L M A O Y Y L M A O
Isn't that what they did in South Park
http://sacramentostepsforward.org/find-help/faq/
thats what google says
yo in that doc. does the ssf solution mean moving them so south san fransisco?
oh shit
normies like basketball
https://www.kaggle.com/c/march-machine-learning-mania-2016/data
could predict march madness
Saturday iirc
12th
when is the expo?
let me follow up with rohit
Do we for sure have a table at the expo?
Is that from X-Files? Lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir7UmJ_foHs
"The nearest San Francisco is 200mi from your location"
hahhaha
uber for homeless?
talked to this lady involved with sac steps forward
yo got some great ideas for the homlessness thing
Yeah Joel is here
Holy shit lol
and we've met him
We have pictures of joel
LOL
Joel exists for sure
ehhh
But I exist
Joey = Joel confirmed
is joel there
no ideaman.
so is that other large pink plob is like all of the city of sac?
when you come in hopefully guy feiri is still here
yeah that's what i don't get
Arden is actually terrifying sometimes
you mean so much
so he said it might make sense why there's no data there
and that area around the mall is very heavily patroled
because they're trying to go from being just a part of citrus hieights to being it's own city
he said arden arcade is one of the most patrolled areas
here's what he said
yo okay
And conveniently lies on this Guy's house
if theres no color its no crime. pink is no injury occured
so that area between the pinks is where there's no crime
dope
saccounty-test
k theres a png in
he might have to go cook some food or go on a boat #justguysperrythings
idk how long guy sperry is staying
i can show him here
or push it to git or something
can you send me the heatmap you made yesterday
it just sucks. Theres a giant gap for no reason and arden arcade is the most dangerous place in the world
what happened to your heatmap
i asked him about the times and he doesn't know that
Lmao
the sheriffs hiding something
yo tell him the crime data sucks and doesnt decribe all of sac count correctly
just met guy sperry AMA
nah im just an analyst not an analyst therapist
Oh fuck dude way too relevant right now
Analrapist
Any of you going to ACM today?
No problem.
I have to pass this time around, have to hook web store to mine craft server tonight to meet Friday deadline
yup
http://www.meetup.com/Code4Sac/events/228761870/
RSVP?
pizza should still be there
i don't think it's a huge deal if we're a bit late
Then you have to park hella close to riverside. Also maybe we should leave 140 early?
i can just drive us
You guys want to share an uber to urban hive?
https://resourcecenter.911.gov/code/home.aspx
Actually that might not be accurate because emergency vehicles get to ignore traffic laws. Google maps and stuff wouldn't be accurate to the response time. So the dataset would be useful
probably get that with google maps
mhmm that's true
Maybe, but the average time from hospital or fire station to location should be fine.
http://data.saccounty.net/dataviews/91253/crime-data-for-2015/
Is there data for emergency responder response time?
interface with google maps api
build some kind of algorithim
so we could pull crime data from the city
So one idea brandon and I just thought of for the hack4sac thing was a map to build the safest running route given an anddress
https://github.com/DataScience-SacState/code4sac.git
Heading to the booth rn
Dae Varun = product design?
I cri
So beautiful
Hahaha
"Let's talk about the big D"
a e s t h e t i c
And a pizza sized marshmallow
And found Parking right next to it
Lol I got the table
Pizza to marshmallow obv
Would you rather eat a pizza compressed to the size of a marshmallow or a marshmallow stretched to the size of a pizza
Currently knee deep in null pointers at VSP AMA
Heading to English :x
I'll be on campus in about 45
Any chance one of you can help me unlaod the table
Varun Clutch a r u n C l u t c h
but i bought poster paper lol
but i haven't made the posters yet
wait i have a table lol
gg
Does anyone have a table lmao
Okay so I'll table today.
Yeah I can come by tues and thurs but more sporadically and after 1 on friday
I'm free most Wednesday, and after 1 Thr&Fri
okay cool
I'm not really free Wednesday, but can do Monday.
is anyone available MW
i'm free between 11:45-5:45 T TH
N I C E M E M E I C E M E M E
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i think joey and i can take care of those two
there's still a couple things to do 1. logo, 2. website
i'll probably go and make a ratchet poster, i've been working on a list of topics to cover with brandon and i'll try to turn that into a paper we can maybe hand out
and also figuring out what exactly we want to display
so we got a spot by the well, i was thinking we should figure out our schedules so we know the best time for when to table
Hey guys, i'm messaging you all in regards to tabling for data science club
Wow. I'm just so saddened. She was way too young. And poor Katie lost her mom too soon. Love you guys. *Hugs*
i am so sorry. let us know if you need anything at all. we are always here for you guys
So you know, Katie's mom passed away last night. She can use all the support she can get.
I appreciate it Brooke. We have lots of family around right now but Katie will really need her friends especially in a while when she is gonna need some normalcy and some fun.
:( That's terrible. She is definitely in my thoughts and let me know if you need anything too, James. Being the support is definitely a hard task as well. I'll try to be here as best I can.
Hey guys. Katie's mom has been in the hospital for the last month and is now loosing the fight. They have put her in hospice care to make her comfortable but she doesn't have much longer. Obviously the next few weeks are going to be difficult for her. When she is ready she is gonna need some support and probably some distractions would be good too. Until then just keep Katie and her family in your thoughts.
yea
Aren't any out over here. But also eclipses are really only exciting for about 15-20 minutes
mosquitos
well
You mean you don't wanna stare at the moon for 2 hours
Periodically
You guys watching the eclipse?
I've never found one I like
we both use different ones
and there are a bunch of ones
The apps for it are useable.
I'm sure I would use reddit more if it didn't suck for mobile.
Thats also why i dont browse much on my phone.
Its wierd how much my browsing habits have changed. I am so lazy now that I have stopped going to websites that don't work well on mobile.
i only use my phone when im not at home. i dont have much battery to work with and my phone is a piece of shit. its just as weird to me that you only use your phone as it is for you that we use the computer
My laptop is a workstation and my desktop is a reddit/gaming machine
It's kinda turned into a workstation/media player for me since I got a smartphone
I don't really browse the internet on my computer tho
Different strokes
That's weird.
I usually keep a tab of it open when on my desktop.
I was also unaware anyone under 40 goes on Fb on anything other than a phone
I thought it a bit odd that you made no mention of the giant bottle of alcohol.
Oh man the first time I saw this the fireball didnt show up. I thought you just hit enter ten times but facebook was like no, bitch, listen here. You need to press this button with your mouse.
yessss!
Sounds fun to me
Dunno. I want to play dnd again
So when are we having another game night?
Ok
On our way after we get gas. We weren't sure where else we might drive to or even if there will be any more driving so we have to get has just in case
We will probably get there a little early to take advantage of happy hour
its pretty nice. ive had some bad experiences and some great experiences. depends on where you sit and who your server is. as long as we get a booth and not the table in the back it should be good! lol
Ok. I've never been so looking forward to it
they dont take reservations. when you go in, just ask someone for a table. the best one is the left corner. lots of space and more private. but its first come first serve
Ok so meet there at 6? Will there be a reservation or just whoever gets there first gets the table?
yay! great choice
Katie wants to do shady lady for dinner
Maybe for dinner. There isn't much around there unfortunately
one of our favorite places is called shady lady. they have good food and tasty cocktails
ok :)
I'll let you know but we are still unpacking and we are tired
We just got back. I'm not sure yet. Time probably ~6 for dinner. Place TBD
what time and where should we meet?
So we plan on going out downtown. Don't have a specific plan, just find some fun places to hang out eat and get drinks. Stuff doesn't stay open really late but most places are open to 11 or 12 on thursdays
I'll bring Uno and guillotine in case the night needs some games
Lol until everything closes early since it's a week night :/. I've gotta wrap her gift though still
lol
its an adventure!
Lol sounds so vague though. All I know is maybe drinking and food somewhere.
going downtown!
Any set plans for Thursday or any idea if something is still happening Thursday? I won't drink any alcohol but still up to celebrate Katie's bday if it's still happening
Yeah. For sure working. I think I have that Sunday off....if y'all wanna wander over here. But have fun!
Also I'm open to suggestion
we're both free :)
Also. I know you probably can't do that Brooke so don't worry about it.
Hey you guys should keep the evening of august 28 free. Its katie's bday. Don't know what we are going to do yet, ill let you know when I figure that out
I have maggots in my scrotum!!!
Lol
Go home Katie, your drunk
That's not what face I made Facebook. Jeez. o. O
Its a lyric from book of mormon
o.O
The clitoris is holy amongst all things said he
Take the Newcastle exit and then turn right, then turn right onto Coleman Dr and follow that to the left til you get to 1910
5
Time?
1910 sunset drive Newcastle
Yea
If the invite is still open
So are you trying to come to the barbecue?
Heeeeeeey I was able to get off early
Ok
OK we will give you a call when we hit penryn or so
Auburn fairgrounds
Oh ok. Well I'm not sure what time we're going to the fairgrounds but you should probably just head there
Which means we won't be in auburn/Newcastle before 7:30
We will have to meet up later. Katie is not off till 6
Gloria said they would take their own car in case Dan gets called in.
bbq at brandons parents house at 5, i was thinking about coming to your apt complex and meeting up before that and we can either carpool or you guys can follow us
Oh I thought I told everyone but that was just a message to Gloria
What's the plan for tomorrow?
ok
Do you guys want to do a Costco trip? We can get the stuff we need food wise and if you need any camping supplies Costco has good deals on that stuff.
and moss garnish
With a possibly poisonous mushroom sauce
yay for squirrel and lizard pie
lol
We're hunting for whatever goes into our community dinner.
that sounds good
Both. Each couple could do one dinner and we could collaborate on breakfasts and lunches
or we can decide on food together
that might be kinda fun
since we're there for 3 nights, i was thinking maybe each couple could be in charge of dinner per night
we should plan food soon
we wont be able to get there that early but we are going to try for 1 or 2pm.
Hey guys what's the plan for Thurs the 26th? We should try to get up there by ~ 10:30-11:00 so that we can snag a good spot. Its about 2.5 hours drive. Did you guys want to caravan up there or just meet there? Its pretty easy to get to so I wouldn't worry much about finding it. However there probably won't be cell service at the lake so it might be easier if we arrive together than wandering around looking for each other.
stopping for pizza. want to split again?
Sounds good
yea. whenever brandon is off
K do you guys want to come to our place?
Me too thanks
⬇
im down
We have stuff tonight already. Thanks for the invite though.
Neither Katie or I work tomorrow so it doesn't matter how late
Probably
Anybody free to hang out tonight?
ok!
Yeah. We will see you there soon
ok. should i head out now?
Its 3030 T street right off cap city freeway.
yea, where at?
You OK coming out this way? Katie wants Tako (Korean tacos)
id love to come
Well katie is hungry now. We thought you could come eat with us soon and then we could meet up with him later. And yeah I can text him.
but you could send him a text if youd like and see if hes interested
i left my phone at my friend's house earlier today so i cant get a hold of him unless he checks facebook
he is off between 830 and 930
sorry, i was away from my computer
Brandon is invited too I just figured he was still at work
Hey Nicole you interested getting dinner with us?
Well grad school is expensive... But seriously I just am really excited and feel like celebrating, what time are you guys free this evening?
no we should be buying you drinks!
Drinks are on me Nicole, I'm celebrating.
Definitely Gloria.
but if we do something that doesnt involve spending anything we'd be down
well id love to go out, but we have no extra spending money at the moment :(
Ok then we can celebrate with you some other time! Enjoy your weekend
How about you and Brandon, Nicole? You free for drinks or a late dinner tonight I am off on Monday too but I don't know if Katie and I will be free I wanna try and take a day trip if we can.
Awesome!
If I get the fellowship I'll take it, defer UCLA and also apply to Cal. Otherwise I'll be down there in just a few months.
So then it's either ucla or the fellowship if you get it?
Its up there with Cal but I didn't apply for cal this year.
Congrats! That's great! Was that your top pick? We aren't free today but we are both free Monday.
Thanks!
congratulations!
oh awesome!
Hey guys, if you are free later tonight, I'd like to go out and celebrate, I just got my acceptance letter from the Graduate program at UCLA.
lol
Lmao. That seemed dramatic. I wonder why he just now left the group.
And Brooke, we can definitely meet up on the night of the 23rd
We can meet you for lunch on the 22 if you are free.
i work 3-11pm both days
We free!
I'm working, but 23rd night probably is good .
Hey guys, Katie and I will be in Sacramento and free on the 22nd and 23rd and would like to see you all. Let us know if you have some time to meet up.
>not mapping heat
>curent year
>pins instead of heatmap
you should demo suplex stars tbh
we lose
im food insecure tbh
theyre using powerpoint
well thye might not have anything
same tbh
We lost
WEWLAD
Rip
idk
>current year
> powerpoint
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AC3Ejf7vPEY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<iframe width="100%" height="500" frameborder="0" src="http://places.mapthat.co/MapThatBuilder/Index/?id=123&embed=true"></iframe>
at mapthat.co
user: J4PZ pass: code4Sacramento
https://github.com/varunmved/ndoch-2016/tree/master/geoJSON
how's the geocoding yashfam
https://github.com/varunmved/code4sac-food
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CZq-Ij8T2UdQax7gOWfiisiCnRvrA_4AL6KEUetsiAU/viewform
https://github.com/datascience-sacstate/clean-sac/
lets do ascii art of the sacramento promise zone shape
Just drinking water
I haven't eaten yet
The za tho
ZA in .5 hours
sorry if that's a bit harsh, but yeah diversity can help
Will prob be there around 1230
also diversity is
Oh This is the group chat
design is really important
this is nationalHack@Sac
it's a hackathon for code for america
code for sacramento
What is this
ya farsure we don't even know what we're doing ama
but I just wanted to lyk what I was interested in
I mean I can switch to whatever you're interested in
D A T A B O Y
S E O E O
adding joey so he can pick up any new fresh memes beore he gets here
"yeah bro i'm a product guy"
M A R K E T I N G
he just wants to make shiny apps
joel rage too real
hes like stfu ni-woops
joel wants this guy outta here
>hackathon
>isnot a coder
and it needs to be gluten-free
>2015
we need to synergize efforts to disrupt the cloud
awk
awk
she replaced me ama
like normalize arrests by dispatch amount and whatnot
needs to be compensated for I think
Police Data is biased because race
>look at police data >never go to arden arcade for fear of life
ughh that's so annoying lol
idk
so like
he said he didn't care
I mean he said you could work from wednesday on
otherwise this is stupid, you can come in with a project you started months ago
damn really? is it at least only fresh code
guy in charge said so
nobody cares
it's okay
also do i have to delete the repo and remake it :/ because i made it before the hacking oficially starts
kk
because I talked to her so lemme just send you this
let's do this tbh
I have the data for promise zone things
but ye
2014 actually
> 2015 > Windows only > Not being on *NIX
Something that can check whether eligible for foodstamps + nearby locations?
https://github.com/code4sac/ndoch-2016/blob/master/CommunityHealthNeeds.md
and their shitty providers
screw governments
http://www.ffiec.gov/hmda/hmdaraw.htm
EWWW
I just want mortgage data
ughhh idk
is there a new one?
also I'm a rebel >:(
WEWLAD 2006
http://www.ffiec.gov/hmda/hmdarawdata.htm
sorry this is a better one
wrong doggo
we only use koko stickers here
yash...
--
> 2015 > making giraffe > not using underscore
______
let's do it
ye
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wewlad, time to get that first place
cool
Jackie Richardson is my aunt
the data is nice and clean
http://www.fhfa.gov/DataTools/Downloads/Pages/Public-Use-Databases.aspx
this could be useful
http://www.shra.org/SacramentoPromiseZone.aspx
time to hit those sweet sweet zillow endpoints
shitposting is so real guys
> current year > trying hard to stay hip
>implying 2015 is still not the year to meme
>2015 is matts favorite meme
>2017
> still using >2015
> 2016
> not humblebragging
> 2015
H U M B L E B R A G
also hot italian is gr8
mfw
>not expecting finished product >hackathon
but what if it's complex D:
it's not a sacramento hacking event until we have the same pizza
"data has to be real"
> not having a DNS
> 2015
XD
This is your Ruby. This is your Ruby on RAILS
and use the funding to get better at it
"how can we show that our tech venture is ran by not tech people"
they have a github.io guys it's legit
*such ventures
well what if you use Ruby for it?
this is a bad name for a tech venture
sent u an invite
YFarooqui
let's just use the first oen
YFarooqui or Watermelon876
whats' your github?
I'm going to ask the UC Davis lady about Housing finance associationd ata
https://github.com/DataScience-SacState/code4sac-june-promise-zones
given the history of redlining
I'm also curious how often people there get federal loan assistance for housing
we can data viz it against the promise zone
haven't read all of it, on a completely unrelated note, we have the data for city building permits
what does the report say
that'st he angle hack guy haha
wanna run this analysis except specific to sacramento?
http://www.fns.usda.gov/sites/default/files/ops/techpartrate2011-2013.pdf
I have node boilerplate ready for a repo
nbd
but will it scale?
i'll make it nvm lol
GIT
who wants to make the it
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/national-day-of-civic-hacking-2016-tickets-25014843069
https://cache.codeforamerica.org/events/national-day-2016/challenge-promise-zone-data
"Promise Zone Challenge asks teams to visualize data to help tell the story of Promise Zones."
I see
tbh dataviz prize is easy
Yeah I mean, I had some algorithms I wrote for it, but the problem according to my parents is that we know where homelessness is?
Ohana 2.0
we have to do something specifically for the priority neighboorhods
we thought of that for hack4sac wasn't gonna work
homelessness tracking is also something that can be done potentially. However, we have a dearth of data for this
and potentially redlining maps
it can be cute to map grocery store availability against promise zone locations
which don't have access to grocery stores nearby
are food deserts
Because large swaths of Sacramento, potentially including the Promise Zone
hey, so do you know what food deserts are?
WEWLAD
http://devpost.com/software/couchcoder
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/couchcoder/pjfoaieklihhofjepoeoipiehhbcpmih?utm_source=permalink
MhnUSnbHzbRLuU5zo-gi6PDZlGpJKPoed
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/37096546/regex-dont-capture-1st-character
when are you gonna leave and get me in n out
(\/\*((?!\*\/).|\n|\r)*\*\/)|(\/\/.*)
Something with new lines and return carriages
s
Can you guess what it i
Pure regex cancer
/(\/\*((?!\*\/).|\n|\r)*\*\/)|(\/\/.+)/g
http://www.paletton.com/palette.php?uid=c2Q013Y4T0kgXQp5BZAbPVFliJBpoAG
sad face
my dog isnt fixed
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fixed as my dog
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added return
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gradR-ation
Education hack. Turn gradR into our project
Idk what else
Let's look at the datasets one more time and then brainstorm while eating
So uh at 12:00... what's the plan
Can we push back pickup by 30 min lol I want more slee
Oh fuck
I dont really know if this is hella dumb and nonsensical. Anyway do the bitcoin blockchain thingy but for elections. Current electric ballot things are fucked
If I drink and have no driver, then sure.
also, is anyone gonna want to spend the night?
apparently my parents dont want anyone underage drinking :S my mom is paranoid about getting in trouble. so, no obvious drinking on saturday. lul. im sure with a bunch of drunk adults no ones gonna notice....
the party doesnt start til 8 i believe
I work too, but I'd be able to head over after.
I work the night of and the night before. Also depends on some other variables
:D Sounds awesome.
i think you guys were planning to go to the club on halloween, but my parents are having a party the night before and i wanted to have some people over too. we can play zombies or munchkin or something and eat food and there will be booze (and as long as you guys are mature about it, which im sure you are, just gotta make sure i mention it, you can probably drink). theres plenty of space to stay over night too, if anyone wants to
I saw zach yesterday and it just made me think of ya.
word
yeah im pretty busy these days though
if you're free..
yo man, I'm in town this week..we should chill.
(916)-223-5924
Word. Hey whats your phone number
muy productivo!!
Shits good. Got me a job delivering pizza at night, and starting a second job next week doing office work for the people that are too to do grunt work. So going to be a busy guy pretty soon.
possibly, I was thinking about it. Zach told me about a concert at mill's college that sounded cool. what's up with you? how's shit?
Hey man are you coming down for spring break??
hello brandon...james informed me that site i p a d 3 s t a t e . com is giving out an ipad 3 from apple totally free...
Only if you did her in 2
Is she a love interest again
Yes, eventually
Is tali also a squad member in 3
Yeah but she's such a bitch
B b b but ASS effect man
Jack and Tali are both lovely choices but fffffuuuuck Miranda. I try to kill her in suicide mission but she's the hardest to
I hear you on that.
Yeah im sad you can bang tali in 2 but not 1
As femshep I do Kaidan though
I don't really bang either in ME1. I don't like Liara much and I ALWAYS leave bitchface on virmire lol
Who do you bang as male shep? Do you switch ladies for each game?
Makes sense.
I feel like any mission with big brutes ill have to run double adept.
It's true
Ugh. The husks are such a bother
Only games I do highest difficulty on are Smash and Hitman really
so we'll see
but i dont with rpgs
Makes sense to me
i like higher difficulties with shooters
lol fair enough
Nah, I never cared a lot about higher difficulty, I just like to play through the games a million times
have you done it before>
Oh jeez. Have fun lol
lol i cheated to get alll the achievements so now i decided i have to play on insanity difficulty
Excellent
I think getting sniper was a good call. I can get all the other abilities
Yeah or avoiding shit. Killing hella rachni
is hacking just for getting into stuff
Oh well in that case. If there's hacking then do that
Yes theres hacking
Ps I just cheated to get them all. So I dunno
I suppose. I'm not as familiar with me1 stuff like that. Is there hacking
For adept? Still sniper?
Sniper
all of them
In ME1? what do you have available?
Just gotta get good. What additional perk would you pick?
It's fun but I feel like they're squishy
Singularity
i like black hole
w/e im rerolling adept
not in 1 i thought
pistol and smg
Yeah you can
but then you cant even pistol
Having both is glorious
Sentinel is my second choice in 2 & 3
as the playable character
i think i really prefer bio over tech
Soldier is overrated imo
Kaidan is a sentinel so he's bio/tech
Exactly
Go to final boss with a Liara/Kaidan team and have them both just take turns using Lift and he won't even touch you lol
isnt tali even more tech
Pair an Infiltrator Shepard with a Tali/Kaidan team and you're golden
Having the hacking part is important in ME1 since a bunch of stuff you can't access unless you have sufficient skill
Tech skills + Sniper access
why is infiltrator the best
Lamesauce. It acts like a grenade, you chuck it and then it sets up and fires off from wherever, or you can make it be a flamethrower at higher levels. It's hella fun
oh i dont like turret classes really
ESPECIALLY in 3. The turret + Combat Drone + Overload = OP As fuck
yeah pistol is op anyway
Full tech. But the only gun you truly need is a pistol when you have the tech skills the engineers have
is that the full tech or the half tech
When you get to 2 though, switch to Engineer. It's easily my favorite in 2 & 3. Fucking glorious
hmmm
oh
But not within the same game
You can change between games
but not in 2
yeah i like vanguard in 1
Indeed. Infiltrator in ME1 is best, Engineer after that lol
oh dang. ill just redo it i guess
Nope. But I think there's like a program that can do it for you
i remember something like that happening but i dont remember
hey dude. does mass effect 1 let you change class after like the first mission?
Sounds like fun. I'll let you know
Dang. Well if it does we should hang out. Maybe the girls can get involved too. Thinking some catan and whatever other games that are cool
I am pretty sure I'll be at my folks place that day... But that may get cancelled
Ahoy! What are you up to this Saturday
Cool I'll come out front
Almost there
I'm good bruh, appreciate it though!
I'm thinking I'm gonna stop for food. Do you want in n out? Or perhaps something else
Cool works for me yo
Ok I'm almost back home and ill be leaving shortly thereafter. 80 west is way backed up with vacationers coming back so I don't know maybe ill be there 1ish.
Let me know when you're on your way. I'll have to let you into the gate. I recommend parking on the street by the yellow cones. If there aren't any spots then the Toys R Us parking lot is fine
Cool beans. I'm at 6117 Birdcage St apt 20 citrus heights
Ok cool. I think this thing can happen
I have work from home tomorrow, I'll need to be here but I'm sure most of the work will taper off like around 11 at the latest. They may call me a few times to hop on the laptop real quick but I'll basically be getting paid for playing Smash most the time lol
Ha yeah. The monthly kick the balls. Do you have tomorrow off?
Yeah so that's not gonna happen. Bills and Rent kicked my ass. But like, maybe if you want to come over and we can play smash and be merry that'd be sweet as fuck
I'll try to do the thing then!
That'd be awesome.
I might. Usually when I go with them it's at like 4 though for a monthly linner type deal. But it's something to consider. Maybe Cassie and I can swing by after payday next week or so
You should come with them some night on thursday through sunday.
Pete's is delicious
Yeah. Maybe the folsom store would go there but if you dont get me then what's the point
Greenback and sunrise. It's probably way too far
Umm probably not. What Intersection are you close to?
I do sometimes though not as often as they do. They live pretty near there so I mainly go if I'm hanging with them. Otherwise I get pizza closer to home. I don't suppose you drive to Citrus Heights lol
Do you ever come in?
Yeah. We don't make as much as the servers or bartenders but we barely deal with the customers and the job is way less stressful in general
Lol. Do you get hella good tips though? Pete's is the shit
Yeah. Im the "senior" delivery driver. Which means I'm just a delivery driver that's worked here the longest and get no extra perks or responsibilities.
Do you work there?
Woah. They do come fairly often. This is the first time I've recognized them though
Yep they're there lol
That is highly probable. I know they like it there
Do you know if your sister and her husband and I'm guessing his parents are eating at petes restaurant in granite bay?
I agree, it really shocked me. I bet they'll find someone to fill his shoes though, that organization is filled to the brim with amazing people
Just ignore that thing. Hella shitty. Hopefully they get someone with half his heart.
I don't know why that was sent...
It's affecting me viscerally
Also rip iwata
Yeah man. There's just lots of potential up there, I think
True. I think microsoft is the only one that does internships from that group. Maybe sony too. But I doubt it would be on the xbone or ps4 teams.
That's exactly my reasoning, lol. But not just Nintendo, it's where Sony, Microsoft and Valve are too
Seattle ia growing pretty big too. And nintendo america is there which I'm guessing is your reasoning.
At sierra you should take csc 12 and 13. That will get you to fluent and java and then books and stuff will get you the specific learnings you need for whatever subject you follow. Game design, I guess.
Makes sense, yo. If I could choose to go anywhere though it'd be up in Seattle
That's kinda what I think I would do if I could reset. With csc the major isnt required for a job. You just need to know your shit. But if I were to reset and still get a degree I'd go to san jose. Just for the internship opportunities and closeness to the industry.
tl:dr I'm gonna take a few classes to get me started and then self-teach if necessary. I just need the foundation and doing it via code academy won't give me the forcefullness I'll need
set
Buh. Sorry my phone didn't make that into paragraphs
A lot of what I plan to do once I start computer science and graphic design is more for knowledge than the degree, so I'd be mainly looking for stuff that would help me. Unfortunately I probably will do almost all of my classes online since I work a lot and don't have a whole lot of time to do school otherwise. But I will at least need to go to class for one semester to get me started, probably. I can self-teach a lot to myself once I have a grasp of what I'm doing
Are you going to sierra college? The learning curve is steep and you never stop learning. learn a lot from the courses, but I question their usefulness in general or their usefulness when applied to my ambitions. There have been a few classes that have taught me tons more than most of the other classes. If I could start over I'd still do the same at sierra college, but id try to transfer to csu san jose instead of sac state. Or not even transfer. I've got a few select books that are far better than most classes. There are also schools that have a software engineering degree and a computer science degree. They might have like 5 classes that differentiate the degree, but I wish sac state had a software engineering option. Some classes are just way too theoretical.
I've been taking nothing but accounting classes this last year. Ugh. At least you're going for the degree you want! Have you learned a lot with the courses? How is computer science, does it have a steep learning curve?
I'm pretty sick of schooling these days too. Theres so many classes that I just don't care about. I have three more semesters for bachelors in computer science. I have like 3 more classes that I'm excited for and the rest Is just more of the same old grind.
I'm most the way there, I think I can get it. Business Administration is the most boring shit in the world though
Lol. I've been taking that assumption for granted these past few semesters. Keep on making small mistakes that seem to snowball to big ones
It'll be Fall and Spring and then I'm done (provided I pass everything, lol)
Two after fall15?
Associates for now. Right after that (I've only got like two semesters after this one), I'm gonna start the design courses
Oh. Are you going for associates or bachelors?
I'm specifically holding myself back from really getting into all that stuff until I have my business degree. I know if I keep trying to develop my stories n that first then I'm gonna try to make shit happen and fail
There's no time for later! It's too long.
Thanks man! I've favorited it for later.
Here's some required reading if you want to do super hero fiction. It's got great characters, story, and world building with some of the best villains I've read.https://parahumans.wordpress.com/about/
Yeah, and I'm not super confident in my abilities for either, lol. But I will try
Yeah and having all the skills and enough talent to make a game by yourself is so rare. Art and programming is so different
You're always going to get the nostalgia people too who won't ever like a new version of something they liked when they're younger, and those people might be more interested in something they can morph themselves.
Well im hoping people would be dissapointed with the new one and their rekindled interest in a good one would bring them to my game or somethong
Get it yo! I bet you can do it, you're a driven type of guy. Even if people are disappointed with the new one I think that there's a place for yours too. There are a lot of people who want a new Skate as well and aren't getting one
Yeah I can release tools and stuff to modders to make their lives easier. I don't know if I'd put the create a park thing in the game itself. I think if I can actually make the game fast enough( I doubt it) I can gain momentum off of how much people want the old games and how not like the old games this new one looks.
I feel like programming is the most daunting task for me
Lol, that makes sense. At least give what the old Tony hawk create a park had
Im a programmar not an artist so all my current ideas are limited in a way unless someone wants to partner up with me. So the only four maps in the game will be infinitely long half pipe, basic bowl, procedurally generated skate park, procedurally generated down hill course. Then hopefully modders will make more content
It also has evolving weapons like Fable 3 had based on how you used them. Each level would have different versions of the same song in a different genre that would be more effective with the types of elemental moves you used
My most ambitious idea is the one I'm.most excited about. It is a Banjo Kazooie style game with heavy emphasis on the soundtrack. If you hit while the soundtrack peaks you're more likely to crit and vice versa. The thunder for this was kind of stolen by Crypt of the Necrodancer but it's not quite the same
I've also got an idea for a DS game called Skywar that would generally be a kind of Angels vs Humans deal, but the playable characters are a human and Angel, angel being top screen and human being bottom screen. Puzzle 2D platform type idea. Not fully fleshed out
The stories would all intertwine together and the characters would appear in each others games but you wouldn't have HAD to played one game to get another. But full of little details for the fans
So my general idea is to have six characters all get infected with different superpowers and they're all part of a friends group, each character would star in their own game which is a different genre for each. The plans were: Tactical RPG, Rail shooter, stealth action, 3D platform, hack and slash, and a sim city meets rampage type deal
I have a lot of ideas and no talent of how to do the thing. I'm getting my business degree before taking design classes like that so I don't accidentally kill the business before it begins. A long time ago I had an idea for six books, as I've continued in life, I've translated the ideas to be games instead of books.
Lol. That's an excellent idea.
So I saw you're into game design. Care to share any of your ideas? I got one that's easy to explain. The title explains it all. "Heavily moddable skateboard game"
I did, I started the game but haven't gotten very far
Yeah heimerdinger was my first favorite in league. Pick soldier dude when you play borderlands.
If you played with Tali or Legion in ME2, they had it too. It's a little drone that goes towards enemies and tanks for you, drawing their fire and bringing them out of hiding. They attack, but don't do a ton of damage but it's fun. The turret in the third game is thrown like a grenade and then is stationary, firing at the closest enemies. I love characters like that in games with turrets and such
Whats combat drone do?
Engineer in ME3 has both the combat drone and a turret, as well as Overload, which when leveled up right is a ridiculous move
Yeah, vanguard and infiltrator were my favorites from ME1 for sure. It was fun in ME2 because shockwave (And then having Jack in your party resulting in double shockwave aww yiss) but Idk, combat drone was just the bomb diggity.
Then I like soldier cause I like being able to switch up my play style and they are the most versatile.
I think it was vanguard. That was my favorite from the first cause they could actually take a beating. Just running up and blasting people with shotgun was awesome. Didn't work in the second at all. Even more so for bosses
Lol. Sniping was good but to be honest I felt like Engineer was the most fun class in 2 and especially 3. The third game has multiple branching level up options, it feels like your points matter a lot more than the first two games
I liked the equipment options and stuff from the 1st. I felt like in 2 your level up points were obvious level this to max then this then this but in 1 you have to spread them out a lot. Oh and sniping was way too op in 2 cause of the time slow down for guaranteed easy head shoyd
I never really loved the way ME1 handled the RPG elements, they didn't feel like they mattered as much while leveling up. I also feel like the characters in the second game are a lot more fleshed out and less wooden. The third game does a great action/RPG mix that really works well, I think. The narrative is great, the DLC feels actually worth it (and is definitely a post-first play through affair) and all around IDK I just fecking love it. I don't really want a ps4 that much but some games that are for next gen consoles get barely ported to PC. Gta5 came out like more than a year later and Arkham Knight's PC port was so bad it got pulled from sales until it gets fixed. mortal Kombat has incredibly bit crushed cut scenes on the PC version and just overall it feels like the Devs just do PC as a token rather than what it deserves. I'd rather have an xbone than a ps4 but really I don't want either that much aside from a few games. I occasionally go back to WoW but not as often as I did in the cataclysm days. Still good but not worth $15 a month.
Why do you want a ps4? Or she i guess. I've been wanting to emulate ps2 so I can play metal gears and ratchet and clanks. I liked borderlands 1 but always got like 20 hours into bl2 and shit like 3 times. I liked mass effect 1s rpg elements a lot better then the seconds. There was like 10 guns total in the second and there wasn't as much decision on where you put your ability points in my opinion. It played better in general though. Although I wish shotgun could be better in the second. The much shorter ability cooldowns was much better too. I think blizzard is a shadow of their former selves and hearthstone is the only good thing they have right now. Also I found turning off all chat in league did a lot to hide the shitty community.
Mass 3 isn't a bad game at all actually- the only issue people had with it was the original ending, which was later updated w/ free DLC. It's definitely got the best gameplay of the trilogy, I think that ME2 & ME3 are leaps and bounds above the first game but there are people who disagree. I'm not a huge MOBA fan, I played League for a while (The wife still plays on occasion) but I couldn't handle the community, it's just too cancerous. But while playing I did agree that Mordekaiser was numero uno huehuehue and I was also a fan of Renekton. Josh plays/played a ton of League. I'd be more interested in Heroes of the Storm because I like Blizzard and Warcraft but even then still just not a huge fan of the moba formula. Mostly these days I'm on the Wii U or 3DS because my graphics card is being bitchy and BSOD'ing my PC a lot. But after I get it fixed I plan to try out Borderlands finally. I should probably get a Ps4 or some shit (Cassie wants one but I'm not really a playstation fan).
Yeah same with my steam library. I really like me1 and 2. Couldn't afford 3 when it came out and glad I couldnt cause apparently it sucks. Didnt and still havent released it on steam yet either for some reason... EA logic I guess. Haven't played much of any hitman. I play a lot of roguelike games. Dungeons of dredmor, risk of rain, ftl to name a few. I like their challeng and replayability. Recently found out how amazing terraria is and then they released patch 1.3 and its even more amazing. Played 1000s of games of league. Playing hots more now though, sadly. I think whatever games your friends play is the most important factor for mobas. I much prefer league over hots. I think I'd much prefer dota 2 over both of my friends would jump ship with me. Haven't tried smite. I don't think my computer could play it
Steam would have you believe I play a fuckton but tbh most of those games haven't been played at all. Steam Sales + Humble Bundles
Yeah, Stepmania actually so he can download extra songs. It's a pretty cool setup. Mass Effect trilogy is my favorite PC games, Hitman Blood Money, a few others. I don't play a lot of online, I used to play Smite a lot though
Yeah. Does he still play ddr? That's awesome. What pc games are you playing?
Makes sense to me. Josh has a PC plugged into his front room TV with controllers and dance pads and shit so he basically has every system
Or just a regular pc and have dual boot capabilities to steam os
Hmm nope. But sometimes theres events with co op games. Like halloween or something. There actually might be a permanent co op mode now. I'm thinking about trying to get a steam box and some steam controllers and just plug it into my tv so I can couch game again like the good old days.
Is there any single player? I hate games that are only online because I suck lol
Yeah mines getting pretty old. Can't play any AAA games really. Indie games are good enough and old AAA games. Tf2 is pretty amazing. Played it a shit ton for at least a year
I still probably should play it lol. My PC is having some bsod issues at the moment until I can get a new gpu
Halos we're pretty good for a while. They got bad around the time I started pc gaming. Too bad pc gaming doesn't have a good local multiplayer option. Tf2 would be the bees knees
Yeah man. I kinda liked Halo 3 too but I don't have a 360 anymore
Stupid call of pooty ruining fps.
Still best fps ever
Yeah man. But I gotta get a ROM of some kind or find an old copy on GameCube or ps2. No PC version unfortunately
Hmmm. Is that the one we used to play in highschool?
Lol
It's not really a thing anymore unfortunately. But I'm still all about timesplitters 3
Bah. Not even nintendo can make a good local fps
Hopefully they'll make that mode. They're releasing free dlc for the game every week pretty much including new modes
Yeah unfortunately. I don't know why they did that but it might be harder to render all that shit at once because there is a lot.
Oh well that's easier to pull off. Is it only two player local? Is that one mode some lame mode that's not the regular game?
Unfortunately no. It can be local in one mode with one gamepad and one pro controller
Yeah. Can splatoon be local multiplayer if you have two game pads?
But yeah man we should chill soon and smash it up
I work Saturday mornings too for a few hours
Don't you work in an office type place
Oh dang. I assumed you didnt work on weekends
But I do want to hang out soon
Oh. Sorry I got work tomorrow at 6am so I gotta get to bed earlier than that
I don't know. Probably pretty late. We're going to a korean karaoke place with private rooms after I get off work around 9 then going back to my place after that. 11 or 12 id guess.
When?
Having a few people over to party and game for my birthday/housewarming
What's up?
Yessir I am
Are you in town?
Definitely
alright. Lets try to hang out soon
Anyway. I've gotta keep my circadian rhythm going, so I'm heading to bed. Been good talking to you yo
I love MK8. Not as much as MKWii (I know its broken but its the one I have most fun with) but still I play it often
Yeah I enjoy when I play it. MK8 is more fun for me thuogh
I get that. Smash 4 online isn't bad though depending on your connection
\I dont like playing vs cpu these days
Dolphin? Is your PC good enough? I know Wii emulation is kind of CPU thieving
Yeah. I wish I could play PM. I lost my brawl disk though.
I just enjoy how much love the PM people put into it, extra stages and characters are ridiculous. Minus looks very interesting.
That was hella fun
I didn't play it myself but I saw it on youtube
Oh dude. Did you ever play brawl minus
Fair enough, but O:M is pretty well recieved.
Sure. But people would be totally pissed if the old ones changed too much
I enjoy playing duck hunt dog, but he also is another newcomer that just has more thought into them than old characters
Alpharad's Mario makes me feel like he's incredibly good too
Her up special has hit boxes that are incredible finishing moves. Hits as she starts teleporting and hits as she reappears, often the start will launch them up where you can hit them again on the way up. Bowser is so much better now. I've seen absolutely ridiculous Peaches too
I dont know what youre talking about with the elevator ride. I also think they've done well with DK and Bowser
Zelda's elevator ride is ridiculous and you know how much I played her in melee lol
Yeah. I've just always been a Yoshi player and I like the sm4sh version the best
I agree with that in general. Still haven't found much use for egg roll. I'd rather see his up b become a true flutter and egg toss become forward b, though working more like in Yoshis island with the reticle
oh yeah definately, but with this kit he plays the best in sm4sh
I would change a bunch of things about Yoshi. I feel like there's a bunch of missed opportunities with him
Yeah I really like robin and Bowser Jr too. I like whatever theyve done to yoshi too.
Yeah. But some feel like really classic characters. I love Robin and Bowser Jr so much. Greninja too
and sm4sh gives new characters unique and interesting stuff (and counters)
Yeah man. PM Ivysaur is the best thing ever
It just seems like P:M gives characters unique and interesting stuff
Oops
Sometimes entire parts change like Mario getting FLUDD and Sheik has two new moves. But yeah I think that they're more fine tuning the characters from previous games rather than fully recreating
macs KO punch. Shulks stat changer thing
Well yeah. There are a few changes to old characters. Then there are entirely new things that no other character has that they put in because they gave new characters more time
They did for a lot of them actually. I feel like Zelda is better than ever (despite bullshit tiers) and such You're right about Ganon though. They need to give him a new move set and bring in Black Shadow to take his old one to satisfy those fans
All these new charactes get interesting new mechanics and ganondorf is still a c falc clone
Meh, I dont like how they don't update old characters
PM is amazing, though idk. I think smash 4 has the most interesting characters
I'm pretty just a spectator these days and melee is a lot more fun to watch. P:M is the shit too. I just like the character movesets so much more. It doesn't even have to be melee physics and id love it
Yeah that was total bullshit. I do feel like it isn't as good as Project M or 4 but I still go back now and again for adventure mode and Roy. But I do love smash 4
how embarrassing
oh jeez. I know. Cheering "melee" when the sm4sh tourney ends instead of cheering the winner
I don't dislike melee but I hate the elitism around it
Maybe. I'm more of a fan of melee than you are I expect
I know what you mean, but I think his style works better in 4's physics
I dont think him being close to melee is a good thing lol
Dude you should! He's actually pretty fun. Very similar to Melee's but... I like him.better somehow
I havent even bothered to get my free mewtwo..
I dunno how actually good I am. But I'm totally down
I haven't played it very much
Yeah maybe. Ill be outta school in a couple days. I imagine youre way better than me at sm4sh but i want to play that with real peoples more
Soon though, preferably before I go on vacation next month
Yeah you may be true
I mean, we played online but I don't think we've actually physically hung out since
wuh
I think so.
?
really
Been far too long, since like brawl launch
definitely
Oh that's not too bad. We should hang out at some point
Oh. We almost chose a complex around there. We're up by antelope/citrus heights/north highlands by walurga and elkhorn
Citrus Heights, seriously across the street from toys r us. Its pretty sweet
Where are you living anyways
I know exactly what you mean.
Yea for sure. And we don't want to live with randoms either.
But if something happens before then I'll be sure to let you know
They're fine people, just some people you shouldn't live with, know what I mean?
Aww dag. Well I don't think we could wait that long. Are you upset with your current roommates?
I appreciate that, but I don't think my roommates are leaving anytime soon (unfortunately). Our current lease is up in November, so they might move then but.. I have no idea
Hey man. My girlfriend and I are looking for roommate(s). Are you interested? Do you know anyone that may be interested? Our current lease is up July 31st, but we can wait a month or a couple months to move.
Oh man, I'm sorry but I already have plans for tonight.. It kind of sucks because I'd been wanting to kick it with you again for a little while. We'll have to do something soon. And I can bring my GameCube adapter that time
One of the four is Robbie and another one of the four is me so you'll know at least two people!
Hey there. I'm having some kind of get together tonight(Saturday night) starting at 8. It's mainly for sm4sh, but maybe well get some mario kart 8 or something. I've got 4 people and you should come. I didn't get the fancy pants game cube adapter, so right now we're at two 3ds, the wii u game pad, and some fake gamecube controller that plugs into a wii mote. So if you want to not play on a mote/nunchuck setup you'll have to supply that yourself.
I thought it did. Maybe I mixed with nature. I don't do a lot of competitive so that never mattered a huge amount to me
Yeah that's where it got jolly from. Does everstone transfer the ability too?
Everstone bro
Yeah bad ivs, and ability. It was jolly though. The bad ability is the terrible part.
Bad IV's?
I was breeding for a good mienfoo and I got a shiny one, but it sucks ass. So sad
Luxio is your third pokemon
Yar it won't update until we're both online at once or something
Cool I'll check. Are you currently online?
I beat the game so you can get my third safari Pokemon.
nice
Okay! So the shiny rate has to have increased. Just caught a shiny Gogoat.
They're not super hard to find. But I think the Lillipups are just in the Safari
i almost got the lombre
So yeah, if you ever want the Lombre and Lillipup let me know
I have to too, actually. Going to my folk's place. I'll catch you later
afk
And a Lombre
I have a Lillipup if you want
You don't get access to your own (I still don't have Magmar even though my safari does)
herdier
i need to find someone with that dog
Do i get access to my friend safari pokemon?
Usually there's at least one that can't be found in regular game
Yeah, there are some regular finds in the Safari too
dedenne? cant you find him regularly?
I won't know the third until you become Champion I think
And Dedenne
is that it?
Your safari is Electric and has Electabuzz
Nice!
Sweet.
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I bet there's more mexican flavor Pokemon too
ill have the mexican dream team
i cant wait till i get that pineapple with a sombrero
Hey, what's your friend code? I'll add you in and we can do each other's Friend Safari after you beat the game. My safari has Charmeleon, Fletchinder (Early game flame body ftw) and Magmar. 1736-1095-5393
Brilliant
God dammit
but i almost made it hawluchador so there would be no confusion
ive only nickname hawlucha into Red Baron. cause hes a fighter plane
lol
A lot of people are naming their Aegislash "Excaliboo"
Nice. A very good point
gotta nickname torterra torterror
I know, I caught one earlier today. It's pretty baller for sure, though since I already have Flying and Fighting covered, I may not. But who knows? My teams never stay the same forever. I'm sure once I have Swampert and Torterra, there'll be some changes. And yeah man, the Super Training makes it so much more exciting. A lot less grindy.
such a bad ass
Thats neatish. More shinies is good and bad. I really like the easy ev training in this game. You should really look into hawlucha
I tried BW2, it was kinda boring but better than BW. I just have to grin and bare it. And yar, I found a shiny Lampent in the friend safari. /vp/ thinks that the shiny rate has increased because a lot of people have found a shiny in XY. It's my second shiny capture ever, after my Goldeen in Leaf Green
i never played any of gen 5. I hear that BW2 are pretty amazing though. I forgot about skrelp. Im using him too. You got shiny chandelure this game? Thats pretty sweet. I think ive only seen one shiny ever. It was a wobbufett in fire red i think.
Nice. I'm in the process of training: Breloom, Sigilyph, my shiny Chandelure, Seismitoad, Froslass and my new Aron (Rock Head/Head Smash, Adamant. Going to wreck shit). I will probably change some of this stuff after I can move my old Pokemon into X&Y but... I have to play B&W first which is just awful. I'll do it but I don't wanna lol
Im not using any of the starters. Im using amphoros(his mega form is pretty much him turning super saiyan. pretty cool guy), hawlucha(probably my favorite), doublade(havent gotten the stone to evolve it yet. he's pretty cool too) and im gonna get a ludicolo once i get to the right route. Cause ludicolo is best pokemon in every generation. Then i got a diggerby HM slave/pickup and combee honey gatherer. I havent beat it yet cause i started over after the 6th gym once. Im almost back to that same point now.
So I picked Chespin in the end, though I can't say Chesnaught got a lot of use after I beat the main story. The only Pokemon still on my team now from the main story is my Sigilyph. I've got Seismitoad holding a place for your old Swampert when I finally move him up.
Well... Changed now. Cassie wanted Y and I didn't really care that much so I preordered X. Getting a DS soon. I may change my mind on the starter to Chespin if I like the final evolution. I don't care for the firefox though, I generally prefer Chrome.
Same on all 3 points
Y. Probably Froakie. Need a 3DS first
Pleasant grove gamestop
Should have guessed. It is a popular Nintendo ip, after all. You gonna get x or y? Who are you're gonna start with?
I have Heart Gold on an R4. So, no, I guess. I saw it used at the pleasant grove GameStop a couple weeks ago. Like $54 though
Do you have soul silver or heart gold? Are you interested in selling it? They are Impossible to find
Are you awake/still with Nicole? I haven't heard from her since 2 PM.
Haha thanks man, I'll have to pick it up after work
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woops, better late than never
Haha share the wealth!
ive got an extra key
Fuck. No. Lol I put it off and forgot
sup dude. did you get your mew?
Yea I can run it, I'll get the character sheets from seeley and have some shit ready. Then you can have some time to out your own ideas together if you want for next time
Oh man. I totally forgot. My week has been real shitty anyway. You said that I could DM this week if I wanted or you could if it wasn't enough time.
So what did we decide on for dnd this weekend? I was a bit hammered if you didn't notice lol
Yea I just gotta figure it a day that will work lol
Are we ever gonna play dnd again?
So since you're playing a bit more complex character to include in a party Seeley wants a little bit of backstory, and to know your patron and that stuff. Doesn't have to be in depth, just enough to give him and idea of how you tie in with the group. Will also help me decide what I'm gonna play lol
Yeah almost always I try to make characters based on how they do combat and always forget how much of a mistake that is
Ok that should be fine
Hey so i think im more interested in playing the witch class from pathfinder
I think next Thursday? I saw that date somewhere.
My guess is it's due the day of our presentation.
Yo Brandon. Is our 165 project due this week or next week?
Berkeley inn. Xaviers group is staying there too.
i wanna see if its close to our hotel
before ICPC
where are you guys staying
Yo Brandon
https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3qvg77/sacramento_kings_rumored_to_be_getting_into/ Have you seen this?
Yeah i dont know how to get this to work. I just gotta hope that I can test it and get it to work in the lab monday
ok what runtime error?
8
i have to run it on windows
oh ok. what jre are you getting?
haha
thats what sucks
nope
does your code work if you try to stop using inputs?
bummer
i might have to just work on a windows machine the whole time
hm interesting
no im not using eclipse
Im getting this error if i try to add associate actions
what folder are you adding the file to? are you using eclipse
which runtime error
without throwing a JRE runtime error
my jitterbug doesnt even run
it removes that error
did you copy that file?
yeah i fixed that
woops not that
This is what Im doing right now. Everything runs but I get that error message
your mac doenst have that problem?
like, i feel like my program doesn't even run haha. like it has a problem with jogl
that runs your main class
into folder
copy jinput/lib/libjinput-osx.jnilib
Yeah. I can insantiate the inputmanager, but once I assign a command to something it breaks.
you can run your program without inputs right?
but, the JRE breaks when the program tries to run at all
i can probably help with that
no, i got my mac to recognize inputs!
Yeah that's what happens to me. Says jinput - osx not found or something like that. Followed instructions I found on google and it still didn't work. That's why I think it's because sages inputmanager assumes the windows jinput.
i wanna be able to use my mac lmfao
i get A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment: all over the place
but the JRE doesnt' like my program
i got inputs to work on my mac
yo brandon
im ddayknight
will do!
Hey man.You should add me on league. My ign is mangoosedogs
We are at burgers and brew.
Bring Nicole's phone
on my way. communications are down
woah howd you know
Santa Cruz sweater at sandras
where is nicoles id
Bring Nicole's ID and meet us at shady lady
I had to crash a class @ 3:00 so my break is now 1:15 - 3
Third floor. Right by the stairs
Where in the library?
The library
Where are you at?
My prof is actually lecturing
Some ridiculous stuff happened in my 130 class and im all good to go. Can meet where ever
Sounds good, I'll need lunch as well
Yeah. Im gonna want lunch and then we can do whatever
Want to meet up somewhere?
Mine starts at the same time
Looks like my break is between 2:45 and 4:30
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AWWW shoots
Mmm I don't think so.
Do you know of anyone that dave and Ashley would approve of who would want to take over my lease at the condo?
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Sweet =) It will happen eventually!!!
Ok I can be free monday-Thursday given a couple days notice.
I am working on thursday night, next monday might be an option, I don't have my work schedule yet though so I will get back to you by the weekend
Oh man. I totally forgot about that. Its my dads birthday tonight. Could we do it next monday? Or this Thursday?
Yo are we still on for dinner tonight?
or this one! http://sacramento.craigslist.org/pet/4405321835.html
lets get her for titan http://sacramento.craigslist.org/pet/4425007549.html
Hei Brandon! Happy birhday dude! Wish you all the best!
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терпеть это не могу
у меня такое чувство что я сопляк
https://vk.com/mowglidendron
http://joyreactor.cc/post/942341
hope you doing fine
thank you
or if you know the nuber
would be wonderful
but i want sandra and robie go online if the can
i am sorry to disturb you for that reason
I'm doing very well, how about you?
What up baby girl? I had already gone to bed when you hit me up, sorry.
How goes it?
Nice
Own it bitch
is it for rent or own?
cuuute
I just got financial help $100,000.00 from Facebook Help, to help people in every community through facebook Did you get yours?
no idea
have been doing good and extremely happy for my life.guess what?
good how have you been?
how are you doing?
hello
It looks like a different account. I think you already figured that out though
Thanks man, I changed my password
https://www.facebook.com/opeyemi.sogaolu?fref=ts
Trying to scam them in for their information.
Hey Stephan. Someone has got a bot going around posing as you.
MiniatureMarket started a "spring cleaning" sale about 4 hours ago, but anything of interest sold out within minutes
Aww damn
Twilight Struggle was very, very briefly on sale for $30 before it sold out ;_;
Aw I'd like to can't make it tonight though.
If you wanna get some gaming in, I'm going to be at Great Escape Games around 4:30
aw damn. that sucks
Yep. It's a no go.
have you heard back from pos portal?
itd be epic to get a full group of people and each round of scheming is like a day long.
I don't know that it's my kind of game, since it's all about direct conflict and screwing each other over, but I'm willing to give it a shot sometime!
ive never played it cause its too intense and long and i really want to
Hey so I have a copy of the board game diplomacy that ive had for years
Okay, what's the plan for once you're off work?
my coils got broken or some shit last month and i fixed that. now im leaking oil.
Ya probably
do you think you could show up early saturday and take a look at my car and possibly drive me back home from a repair shop?
Lol. You can leave you're an A D U L T
Get me out of here
In a 45 minute conversation about grad school Fml
Or sleeps
Come when he leaves fampai
When u know what koko it is before you see the message #aesthetic
I'm already back. I just don't think my parents want me to leave because my cousin is here
If you want, you could get dropped off at Jennie's and Ill drive you home
👀
Haha no not yet. But she knows we like to make memes
did she mention it?
lol
It's too late dude
arent you supposed to be less of a memer when cindy can see
Idk tho my dad doesn't plan anything lol
I think we're just going to blue canyon
Tahoe is practically Nevada though
E L O N S B O Y
He's interning at tesla. About to ask him if he's
And it's his first time in California so we're taking him to Tahoe
Flying the drone haha
Oh shit. Hitting the casinos?
no idea when we're getting back
No idea man. My cousin is visiting and were about to go to T A H O E
Ya
Tonight?
Broom are you going to jenpais?
looooool seriously
damn. should stop letting him lead prezzis tbh
same
Goodnight!!!
Alright man I'm gonna sleep
Hahahah I can maybe afford to live another week
aww shit. well if they dont come then maybe youll be able to pay rent since we wont split it so many ways
lol Joey told me him and jenpai might come late
Matt is questionable right?
on lightrail
and i thought matt was coming
you think joeys gonna be too hungover?
If that's the case let's just DATA boyz some shit
I think it might just be us two tomorrow haha
yeah
I feel Ike we have to stay up
Joey having an existential crisis rn
Lol fuck
Gotta hack
I need to sleep soon tho
Lol Joey is so fucking gone
joey
hella drunk rn
Wat
bathroom floor?
gradR?
TBH write your own r package
C O N S U L T I N G
I'd imagine they do something with data
Aerospace would be hella tight
Ehhh fuck em
And they pay their junior devs as poorly as their interns
Oh shit true haha
Might hate me now though
Lmao
P O W E R S C H O O L
And contribute to open source TBH
SMUD might be cool
Smud
There's not much local though. VSP won't hire me because of my penis
Maybe like "data analyst" is likely. Which is like doing the work but not doing ml. I guess?
Maybe after a little bit of working you can do the masters of you still need it
I think the local job option is the best for now
Ah shit I feel you
I think I'm at like 2.4 cumulative. Maybe lower... and that's 7 years so no way could my last semester fix that much
Maybe a local data dcience gig for like a few months
Ah shut okay
Krovetz bm'd me with an a- too
Not cumulative. I got a 3.1 or something even with a c- in 180 this semester
Also >Be 2017 >Fall >Be Matt >Only surviving member of data science club >No other student gives a shit about go kart thing. >Woops
A 3.0
You think you can hit a3?
I won't be there next year. I'm getting kinda stressed about what im doing next year. Masters or job? Also my GPA sucks so what masters program could I even get into
He's gonna give us the data sets from today too
Bah
I think he wants to move fast so hopefully next year
Yeah. When would it happen
That would easily be the coolest thing we have at sac state
Dude I hope we can get this self driving car thing
That took 7 minutes Jesus
Just got done typing one lol
Kinda
Damn those are long fam. 3each?
She's really sweet tho. Gonna lock that down fasho
We send like 3 10 paragraph long messages a day haha.
Hows you and C I N D Y
Hmm I see, good call. I think giving her enough time to leave is kinda important too.
I dunno. Thinking I'll do it Monday maybe. Parents out of town so I can sleep there to give her time to gtfo
You figured out what to do yet?
Ah damn I'm sorry man
Just depressed after today
Regret
Dude didn't come out cause Saturday is supposed to be my "home day" and I've been gone on so many Saturdays lately.
Drink enough and you can throw up the donuts 👽
Lol🍸🍻🍺🍶
But want to eat donuts
Tfw trying to get in shape for bae
Dude I'm sore as shit
Fuck man. Come up to Newcastle for donuts. Damn
Haha well do this some other time
Never mind
Nigga fine
Lol no I don't want to go down the hill for donuts
Haha nah it's fine
Mad for why
Oh well
Lol my parents are gonna get so mad
Haha I mean if you want I'm down.
Real?
👽
Lols
Half hour
Let's do it
B A K E R B E N S in Roseville is open 24 hours
11 tomorrow? Or like half an hour
Oh fuck lol. Donuts st 11?
My B A L L A N D C H A I N is out tonight though
👀
Fuck fam. How about D O N U T S tomorrow morning
Sup fam. Want to get a drink somewhere
hahahahaha
That's what the data science club mafia is about
Of course fam
Thanks for the job hookup
I wish their was more like the dog stickers
forsure
hahaha
dibs on buying your tesla
Lmoa
P R O P O S A L
We should've had David go full d3
We should have used a notebook for the presentation. Could have had I N T E R A C T I V E G R A P H S
Oh fuck the r professor just bailed
Okay I'm outside
We're going next
lol holy shit
conjoined triangles of data science
where u go fam
Yah
Grab my cupojoe
P A S S
is dat R O H I T
holy fuck is that his apprentice at the door
he reminds me of a bond villan
>mfw
>thinks this a good intro to an event
>take a shot everytime he says big data >die
G R A P H A L G O R I TI H I MS
IT'S R T H E B O Y
O SHIT
but holy fuck he's smart
he's like super socially awkward
his parents started symsfot
the guy next to us is a fuckign genius
Fuck my life
fuck
Just spent 9500 on the car haha
Getting some on the border later?
Aww shit. Nice formatting. That really worked out for ne
W E W E E W E W L A D
BACK AT IT AGAIN
DATABOYZ
yup haha
Are you in that
what up fam
AYYYYY
Oh shit. Wait listing GPU programming class. It's a better day
FML. Signing up for Cs 148 which will totally ruin my life. I don't want to come to school those days
LOL oh fuck
This fucking school needs to get off javas dick.
How do I tell him to not be a piece of shit?
Oh man. Krovetz emailed me about 199 unit next semester to help him design the parallel course. He told me to look into this professors fucking Java library.
https://stat.ethz.ch/R-manual/R-devel/library/base/html/agrep.html
I think so
Is that the correct phrase? Fuzzy string match
I dunno
like all that shit should be the same
"WalMart" "Wal-mart Stores, Inc" "Wal-mart Stores Inc." "Wal-mart Stores Inc" "Wal-Mart Stores,Inc.," "Wal-Mart Stores,Inc" "Wal-Mart Stores, Inc." "Wal-Mart Stores, Inc" "Wal-Mart Stores Inc." "Wal-Mart Stores Inc" "Wal-Mart Stores" "Wal-Mart" "Wal Mart"
can you fuzzy string match in r
m o v i n g u p
AYYYY
you were 2nd
oh shit you got 5th place
6308
6307
wtf is your 140 number now that youre responding
aww fuk this wasnt data science #SQUAD
losing my shit ama
business students rn
i dont know what to do
...do i sleep now that school is over
https://www.reddit.com/r/internships/comments/4k49gd/data_analyst_needed_in_nyc/
and freaked the fuck out
and it moved my grade to a b
i switched the weights on hw and final grade
are you 221, 3680, or 1872
whats your 140 number
maybe they took us off the list?
don't think i got an email
the test and training sets dont even have the same variables. was there another fix?
Oh the long one lol
no the competition
The sample?
i cant figure out this iidata
At least full time summer
Ah fuck
1500/mo *
that I need 1500/mt
i think i fucked up and said
and then need to get another "grant" in september to keep me on in fall
full time summer
Did they talk about $ and hours?
Ah fuck
Just like qa on data and reports
It seems kinda boring with a possibility for more interesting stuff.
What did they tell you about the job
Oh nice
I'm talking about my interview
3 more questions on the iidata thing
3 more what
Lol we got 3 more
That went well I think
at the mock contest
incase you wanna look at what they asked earlier
https://github.com/varunmved/mock_iidata
Lol seriously. We can google doc it after 3 Friday or just over Facebook
Lol
Fuck. We should get 199 credit for this. At least for being the teachers
Or we could like black box stuff while teaching analysis. then go into after
Yeah. I feel like that stuff should come after analysis.
But otherwise everyone should be able to follow along
You need some linear algebra background and calc
Coursera
A what
Like a couriers class
Things like that
Cross validation
IMO you need data analysis skills before you really start mling. What do you mean by formal
But like supervised be unsupervised learning
Yah I know
Regression is also the the first ml method anyone should learn
Although I wanna do something formal with machine learning
Agree with pretty much everything
As in data analysis. Which in my mind involves getting data, cleaning data, aggregating data, exploring data, and visualizing data
Then plotting/visualizations and like cleaning data and stuff
So for the curriculum. I think that starting with regression and Bayes theorem is a good start in real statistics. As in not stat 50 worthless statistics.
yea i need to try tmux
when tmux is clearly the thing
why is iTerm the thing
this ishardcore
jesus christ
i was just looking at tmux haha
http://manuals.bioinformatics.ucr.edu/home/programming-in-r/vim-r
>when the things i wish i knew about vim thing was pretty cool
youre right
fuck we should figure out the curriuclum thing
that chick works as a data analyst there
https://www.linkedin.com/in/noga-yaniv-75828b10?authType=OUT_OF_NETWORK&authToken=usEz&locale=en_US&srchid=2056640631463541169146&srchindex=6&srchtotal=9&trk=vsrp_people_res_name&trkInfo=VSRPsearchId%3A2056640631463541169146%2CVSRPtargetId%3A36515444%2CVSRPcmpt%3Aprimary%2CVSRPnm%3Afalse%2CauthType%3AOUT_OF_NETWORK
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs2/view/107046421?trk=biz-overview-job-post
ah okay, hopefully they clear it up tomororw
No
Did they say writer it was paid or anything
Ya
That's all they said haha
We may have an internship opportunity here working on data reports to 179 California hospitals participating in our program.
The job
What's true jobs
!
Nice
interview tomorrow
i fucking love this thing
cancer
it's cance
wtf
becuae of that meme
i'm goign to fucking kill myself
HERE WE GOO BOYZZZZ
motherfuckkkkkkkk
just ofund out my 137 final is otmorrow
holy fuck
its like rstudio in emacs for lisp
thats not emacs
cause theres no good work environment for lisp
thats also not really what it means
super lisp ide made (notFUCKINGGODDAMNIT) easy
slime is like emacs ide for lisp
why you using emacs fam
slime?
challenge you to install aquamacs and get slime working
chang is such a meme
emacs
FUCKING
forgot
fuck
doesnt look like that guy used dp
yeah definetly not easy code
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3992697/longest-increasing-subsequence
did you not the correct 138 and 139?
lol
Thanks fam
trying to bullshit 133
i'll watch in a bit
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0O_VYcsIk8
same tbh
but mostly sarcastically
i want to post that everywhere\
LOOL oh fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzjtPtOH-Hg
want to say this to his new post
aw man im not friends with cody jackson
and you helped with ds club
that you're an R B O Y
What else did you say
fuck you're right, just sent it to her
Yeah I think I emailed it to you
did you send ur resume fampire
Just finished
where you at v-baby
havne't said anythign yet, what do you want me to say haha
Nice what did you say about me
K grabbing panda
in 5029
k same tbh
Heading to school soon. Gonna make my page o notes.
he kept aruging about petty things lol
What does that mean
Got Xaviered
It was okay
How was the group 140 study sesh
Yea. Seems right
the variable sum holds the sum of all the previous elements of i
ya
For sum?
what's the loop invariant for the first one
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0qeshng8w7vj6dm/final.pdf?dl=0
hey fampai
o shit waddup
but i do watch dat boi
no haha
oh shit do you even watch game of thrones
holy fuck lol
https://gfycat.com/WhoppingPerkyAfricanmolesnake
yeah dude it's dumb
fucking powerschool. just a blanket refusal to do any negotiations
i met her at the suite of the kings game we went to for velocity, i can reach out to her
thats what i was planning on doing
i do have that other lady who mentioned seh's looking for data scientists at the hosptial
just hit rohit up
i gave them my card
shit i don't have it
Hold up
I got it
he was very interested in us
i need to ask hackdavis for that opendata.gov guys contact info
but im a lazy piece of shit
Honestly man in those extra 20 hrs per week you could learn so much or make really kickass projects
but im so sick of my current job of nothing ness
i could technically keep my current job and work half time at both
im too pussy to open
he sent me a response
fuck!!!!!!
fuck ok. sending it
check ur email famzilla
rewriting it for you hold on
"i would make a comfortable amount"
"i would make enough" sounds awkward
check your email fampire
Looks so cool
Dude I saw that
why didnt we think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0vg4HUEIyk&feature=youtu.bef
it still smells like whieboard marker haha
most of ours work
lol
like they actually work
davis white boards are so nice
yeah trying the other one now
do one you havent seen before
just redid it on the white board
i'm getting better at it
fuck yeah
index with value b is always inclusively between l and r
function
for the search
hey what did we say was the loop invariant yesterday
yeah
Meet at her room 12:15?
I'll do that first I guess
About judging
Fuck I gotta talk to Norris
forgot what
I just got out of the shower
I totally forgot
Fuck my life
can you meet at 1145
i think i need to try to negotiate salary
Honestly they play shitty games they get shitty prizes
It is but it's your future too. Not to mention it's an uncompetitive offer.
its just way too bm
Why
im not going to renege
wtf by kaggle i mean
fuck me. im way too spoiled by titanic
Lol dang. Should I talk to them about it tomorrow?
at least for agencies
the readme does not correspond to the csv at all
it doesnt even seem to be correct
yeah i wish htey just made it a .txt instead of .xls and the the way they described teh column names was confusing
didnt like how the readmes were structured
mmm well i guess it makes sense this way
god im already fucking done with this shit
mkdir csv && mv *.csv csv
to folder called data
how to move all *.csv files
in terminal
yeah idk what that is
?
is bills.csv just the column names for you
yo in iidata data
i need to knwo what i need
fuck
hahaha
my users need me
FUCK. i want krovetz to post the updated grades
left sider
2nd floor
K where in the brary
i need to go to riverside at 4 though
in the brary rn
5029 or brary?
AYY LMAO
Office Hours: M 4:20-
>2016 >be Varun >say were going to study amortized analysis >friend says amortized anal >burst into laughter in library
you're such a faggot i swear
>amortized anal
let's do hw9 when you get here and then hit amortized analysis
135 rdp
Whatproj
oh btw i gotta go to lu's OH to shw her my proj
lol holy fuck
I'm gonna leave work in like 20 minutes. Fuck this job so much
come to the library when you can fampai
lol true
Fuck. I just want to take it and not bother studying. Who fails multiple choice history exams
don't imagine it being too hard
ah okay
Duh. But I can only take it once. I want to get an idea of difficulty. Only need to get 70/100 multiple choice questions correct
take the test dude
I still need to fulfill state and local government requirement. Which I can take a test instead of a class for
I think so, took women's history online at sierra
Have you completed all the graduation requirements for the American institutions category?
Yeah just said still trying to find time to look through offer letter and that their start date doesn't work with me
did you talk to p o w e r s c h o o l
nah not yet
Fucking Sadie. I shouldn't email her again right?
She might have office hours today. Dunno. But it's probably shitty since it's dead week
ah sorry i can see how that sense sucked lol
one of their judges dropped
no they were asking if we could ask norris lol
ah fuck
The girls are asking if we can ask them to be judges?
Oh that hour is Tues/thurs
mistake?
shit i gotta run there
1130-1230. Is there a mistake in that sentence about judging?
so i'm giving them our emails to send us more info about it
the D A T A G I R L Z from iidata are wondering if we can ask her to judge iidata
When's Norris'sOH
fuck
same dude
Hardest part of the class is remembering which is greater than or equal to and which is greater too
i'm gonna write down some stuff on master thm too
I don't know shit about that. My front page of notes will be size 100 font example of curvy w and the back page will be size 100 font example of horseshoe
it's the omega vs O thing
Send a picture that makes sense
same tbh
I have no idea what you just wrote
confuses the shit out o fme
limit f(n)/g(n) infinity f dominates g f is Omega(g) n -> infty g is O(f) 0 g dominates f f is O(g) g is Omega(f)
yeah and i missed his talk on the new clas
yeah class monday was kinda dissapointing
hopefully will know enough about the assignment to know what questions to ask
ah okay
okay same hit me up
but ill only have a little time cause of work
im gonna work on the no credit hw before class tomorrow
yeah we did
i remember we did this on the white board in the library ahha
ah okay
then its still log vs n^k
if its not exponent
then its k * log vs n^k
log rule. bring it down as scalar multiple
lol
crap
hmm maybe
do people put the powers there for logs?
maybe
looks like its raised to the power
ya
the first one?
Log base k?
What was lg k
so like eviction, home ownership, crime etc
whatever data sets we could use to generate that statistic
What homeless data
we could look at data sets for other cities in california during their times of homeless problems like LA or sf or something, and then do some time series analysis on that
so i thought of an intersting project on the homeless data
import lxml.html from lxml.cssselect import CSSSelector import requests import re import pyperclip import urllib import json as m_json import speech_recognition as sr import subprocess r = sr.Recognizer() IBM_USERNAME = "" IBM_PASSWORD = "" NOTE_PATH = "" main() def main(): #loop to listen for couch code with sr.Microphone as source: while True: audio = r.listen(source) try: #listen for couch code word = r.recognize_ibm(audio,username=IBM_USERNAME, password=IBM_PASSWORD).lower() if(word[0:9]== "couch code"): getCommand(word[9;]) except sr.UnknownValueError: print("Could not understand audio") except sr.RequestError as e: print("Could not get to IBM; {0}".format(e)) time.sleep(.5) def getCommand(leftOverWord): if(len(leftOverWord) > 0): doCommand(leftOverWord) with sr.Microphone as source: audio = r.listen(source) #listen for command try: word = r.recognize_ibm(audio,username=IBM_USERNAME, password=IBM_PASSWORD) doCommand(word) except sr.UnknownValueError: print("Could not understand audio") except sr.RequestError as e: print("Could not get to IBM; {0}".format(e)) def doCommand(word): length = word.len() if(word[0:2] == "get"): #aka git githubCommand(word[2:]) if(word[0:13] == "stack overflow"): stackOverflowCommand(word[13:]) if(word[0:4] == 'notes'): notesCommand(word[4:]) if(word[0:9] == 'open notes'): subprocess.call("sublime " + NOTE_PATH, shell = TRUE) def githubCommand(leftOverWord): if(len(leftOverWord)>0): doGithub(leftOverWord) with sr.Microphone as source: audio = r.listen(source) try: word = r.recognize_ibm(audio,username=IBM_USERNAME, password=IBM_PASSWORD) doGithub(word) except sr.UnknownValueError: print("Could not understand audio") except sr.RequestError as e: print("Could not get to IBM; {0}".format(e)) def stackOverflowCommand(leftOverWord): if(len(leftOverWord)>0): doGithub(leftOverWord) with sr.Microphone as source: audio = r.listen(source) try: word = r.recognize_ibm(audio,username=IBM_USERNAME, password=IBM_PASSWORD) doStackOverflow(word) except sr.UnknownValueError: print("Could not understand audio") except sr.RequestError as e: print("Could not get to IBM; {0}".format(e)) def notesCommand(leftOverWord): if(len(leftOverWord)>0): doGithub(leftOverWord) notes = raw_input("") with open(NOTE_PATH, "a") as myfile: myfile.write(notes) with sr.Microphone as source: audio = r.listen(source) try: word = r.recognize_ibm(audio,username=IBM_USERNAME, password=IBM_PASSWORD) except sr.UnknownValueError: print("Could not understand audio") except sr.RequestError as e: print("Could not get to IBM; {0}".format(e)) def doGithub(word): def doStackOverflow(word): query = "site:stackoverflow.com " + word query = urllib.urlencode({ 'q' : query}) response = urllib.urlopen('http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/search/web?v=1.0&' + query ).read()) json = m_json.loads ( response ) results = json['responseData'] [ 'results' ] url = results[0]['url'] page = requests.get(url) tree = lxml.html.fromstring(page.text) sel = CSSSelector('div.answer.accepted-answer td pre code') results = sel(tree) if(sel == null): tempSel = CSSSelector('div.answer') tempResults = tempSel(tree)[0] sel = CSSSelector('td pre code') results = sel(tempResults) #match = results[0] superstring = "" for match in results: a = lxml.html.tostring(match,pretty_print=True) html_regex_opening = "<[^>]*>" html_regex_closing = "<[^/>]*>" m = re.sub(html_regex_opening,"",a) superstring+=(m) pyperclip.copy(superstring) spam = pyperclip.paste()
import lxml.html from lxml.cssselect import CSSSelector import requests import re import pyperclip url = "http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1200621/how-to-declare-an-array" page = requests.get(url) tree = lxml.html.fromstring(page.text) sel = CSSSelector('div.answer.accepted-answer td pre code') results = sel(tree) #match = results[0] superstring = "" for match in results: a = lxml.html.tostring(match,pretty_print=True) html_regex_opening = "<[^>]*>" html_regex_closing = "<[^/>]*>" m = re.sub(html_regex_opening,"",a) superstring+=(m) pyperclip.copy(superstring) spam = pyperclip.paste()
>2016 >hackathon >2am >still trying >using google doc
import lxml.html from lxml.cssselect import CSSSelector import requests url = "http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1200621/how-to-declare-an-array" page = requests.get(url) tree = lxml.html.fromstring(page.text) sel = CSSSelector('div.answer.accepted-answer td pre code') results = sel(tree) print(results)
is bad
but the grades being based on fuckboys slacking hard
maybe
like 55% c, 75%b 85% a
i think the class should be flat curved
its just my assumption. you all have gotten <70% before in hard classes
with no incentive to get a 90 compared to a 70
at least 3 people did
this class is way too difficult to get a 90 though
thats all i try for
when people like me see that above 70% is an a
thats all they try for
because when people like randy see that one standard deviation below the mean is 30% and they only have to get above 30% to pass
no i mean how would the % go up
you should have email to do so in my sac state email
how
just gave review for 140. said that my naive assumption was if he changed his grading scale to standard 90,80,etc then the mean percentage of class would go up
time series is different than predictive modeling though
but the modeling one is like a week befoer
so the time series contest is just hte four hours
Oh that's not the brary
5029
Where you at in the brary
Almost there
Why
i'm fucked
come here fam
it's so loud in 5029
sounds good
I'm just gonna dip work early. I'll be on campus around 4
Pls VSP
Also need to wait for vsp
make up some bulshit about having finals that week
yeah
I haven't signed or read the cover letter yet. I think that they still want me to start exactly two weeks from now. Don't want to bm my current boss. Should I just tell power school I need a later start date
K ill just for study for a bit
Damn
Ohthats cunty
I'm "working" and should be at school at like 440
Cuz 5029 is too loud
Hey fam wanna meet at the brary
K. I'm screwed for this quiz
hmu when you're on campus fam
oh black betty fambalam
You're famming me fam
im at home fambulance
come to brary
oh nice
damn i got plotly to work in jupyter but it doesnt work when i put it on github
Yes
next friday we should put in real effort into curriculum and mlh
join top coder and fucking cry yourself to bed evernight
oh haha just saw this
damn. he just said that everyone here today is the core group and we all should get A's
are you coming to class
Hey Sadie It was great meeting you and the team at VSP. I hope to hear back from your team soon as I have a pending offer with another company.
not really
Those seem like totally different things.
so i had to a bit agressive
that's when she kept pushing my interview off
you already ahve an offer
but
that's what i did
Hi Kelly, Is it possible to reschedule at a better time? I hope we can do it soon as I have a second round interview with Facebook coming up this week, and I’m pretty packed with a few other interviews next week as well. Hopefully we can find sometime this week. Thanks! Varun Ved
hold on im in a meeting
i'd phrase it a bit differently
Hows this Hello Sadie, Thank you for the interview on Monday. This opportunity at VSP interests me a lot. Unfortunately, I have another offer this summer and they want to finalize everything soon. I would much rather work with you and your team at VSP though and I was hoping that your process could be expedited. Thank you, Brandon
but VSP interests you more
tell her you have another offer
tell her to expedite it
What should I say to Sadie? I apparently never sent that email to her saying I have another offer
Also that's finals week
I don't know. I feel like may 16th start date is too early for me to sign something. If I want to wait for vsps decision I feel like I'd be signing the thing like a week before I start
Absolutely. I feel like I could put my two weeks in if I get the cover letter. But I still shouldn't until after I sign and return the offer letter
Hr was busy. Then Friday he said they'd get it to me Friday
VSP is worth it instead
reach out to sadie
lol wtf
Early last week. He said they were busy
did you send a follow up
agreed
Powerschool are fucking me right now. If they want me to start on the 16th they need to give me my offer letter more than two weeks in advance. I'm not going to put in my two weeks before signing anything
or something like that
you can do python -simplehttpserver
he set it up when we did it last time
lol
ask matt
: port namee
and then his local ip
uhh you need to open a web server or something right
if im on the school network with another guy. how do i ssh to his computer
like how to connect two computers
i just dont know how to internet
Happened
Lol what halp e fam
Fuck spark God damn it
B A Y E S T H E O R E M
lmao
my work call never happened
lol yeah
come out of your fucking hidey hole
trying to understand f o r d f u l k e r s o n
i dunno i havent tried
why are their 5 sigmas
like what the fuck
i mean even the reading
fuck
SHOULDA DONE THE CODE
our 140 book
whats a clrs
i fucking give up on cs
what the fuck does anything mean
this entire chapter in clrs
oh im doing the code
book
Are you doing the book problems or Ford fulkerson implementation
Maybe 3
When you coming on fampus
Gl for V S P fam
he's so fucking stats
fml i was talking to some kid who's gonna be doing data science at airbnb next year
same
so fucked
140 hw due tomorrow
i'll be at home but yeah
Want to work on curriculum and or help me prep for interview tomorrow night
i cant do data science with this
https://github.com/timdorr/model-s-api
https://github.com/hjespers/teslams
and it tells you how many chargers are available
so like you click on a station
but there's a web app that integrates waze data and supercharger state
idk if there's an official api
Is there an API for Tesla charging stations?
Already remembered fam
get me mild too fam
i'm in 5029
to do self driving cars again lol
he just joined Baidu today though
>be this guy >working on self driving cars >quit to work on something "high impact" >work at a glorified yahoo answers >mfw silicon valley
https://www.quora.com/Why-did-ACRush-Tiancheng-Lou-join-Quoras-engineering-team
40% of the time i can get within .1 of untrained data
Fill me in when I get to campus if I can help
Huh
as opposed to running a script to get them like i did
he says we should pick our inputs carefully
ok so for the first problem. two inputs. have to train nn to learn 3 outputs. half of 1st input. sqrt of 1st input. and mean of both inputs
shit my nn sucks ass
./filename
now how do i run it
it was g++
erland is a functional lang
gpp or t++
whats the c++ compiler command
i dont know what erlang is lol
yeah i need to look more into haskell, ocaml
just like scala and java
it means you can do everything erlang can do
have you considered haskell
i dont know what that is
plus it's super fast because it runs on Erlang VM
S C A L A
and I like elixir because it looks a lot like python syntatically
i mostly want to get better at FP
what are some good reasons to use elixer?
and when i fail i'll do 133
kk. i'm gonna try to work on gordon's basic neural net in elixir
i might. im just gonna be doing 180
oh um i wasnt planning on it
i can try to help you with clusters tonight if you're on campus
to hack
are you famming
No I didnt
Coming to what?
And are u coming tonight
Did you ever get spark up
https://www.linkedin.com/comm/jobs2/view/125933014?refId=18c9a07b-b5ca-4ddd-8c31-975bfa6153a7&trk=eml-jymbii-organic-job-card&midToken=AQF9kTUecRdDkg&trkEmail=eml-jobs_jymbii_digest-null-58-null-null-3eg3en~inc44ui3~ke
oh sweet, that's exactly what i wanted. thanks
Hmm. You can go to Gordon's website. He has C++ code for doing it from scratch
Like what you're doing in scala
No I mean like something from scratch
In R. Library(neuralnet)
You can do it on your mac
do you have an resources for building a basic N E U R A L N E T
with S A D I E
i should do VSP in fall
dude i was thinking
Yah
do you think its ok to ask S A D I E what to expect on monday
check out my pizza post
http://blog.clarifai.com/what-convolutional-neural-networks-see-at-when-they-see-nudity/#.Vxe4zJMrKgw
yeah
Sadie?
Stalked her online. Her blogs interesting
on the site
like his lecture notes
it was originally his course
The instructor for that class isn't even ng
Pfft python
then he said "lol in the real world you'll be using some python library that abstracts away the gpu ml.deeplearn()"
"hmm interesting. I thought it might be valuable in the "real world" because of the amount of GPU programming that goes into deep learning/neural nets. basically idk whether to take that ( a hard class) or take an easy project management class and do stanford's cs 229 on my own we might be able to get it as a student run class so that would be really cool cs229 cs229.stanford.edu"
THen i replied to him
clusters and python pacakges
but yeah
but i know i'm not smart enough ahha
maybe if you wanan develop for tensor flow
I feel like high performance computing is valuable. Maybe not so much since the world is ran on clusters now.
for what it's worth
What's fwiw
"from a purely academic thing , very valuable but you probably wont ever use it in real life unless you do high performance computing or decide to rewrite blas or lapack"
fwiw here's what my friend said on CUDA class
haha yeah
Damn it. I hate come up with your own project projects
that would be interesting
ahh i see
Maybe I could do logistic regression. That thing I was talking about that NASA could have done
This is what I'm thinking. So you've got a game with 2 teams of 5. Each player has a win percentage. The problem is the training data will be what team won, but I want it to predict the odds of a team winning.
2^20 possiblities lol
Fuck that. Damn. The scope of that is way too big
or AI
tbh i know nothing about neural nets
20 questions lmao
I need a project idea for 180. What would you predict using a neural net?
Sure, isn't stress it too much
Like to be able to talk about it during interview possibly
I really need to work on this 180 project due Friday night, but lets work on it Friday. Or Sunday maybe?
So we can get feedback from faculty
Or even better this year
Let's build out the curriculum before next fall
Yeah don't worry though. She wants to work with us on something
I should have went last night. I thought my chances at VSP were over and I was "hard at work" on 180 HW.
Oh shit cool.
i think your age
How old is she
i think you'll love it there over powershool
knows her R
she's cool
lol i'm just messing with you
What. What's wrong with k means
So she's kinda a pleb
She likes k means
She's chill
What is Sadie like?
thanks
oh shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/rstats/comments/4dbnhq/nflscrapr_a_new_r_package_for_analyzing_nfl_data/
Lol I just gotta write my queries
and?
dude i stayed on campus till like 10:30 to force myself to do 134
lmfao
and didnt write any code
i opened the text editor 1 hour ago
fucking got home at like 2 all set to start doing some 180 hw
also im turned off of that because the trackpad stuff i did with it never worked
but i want to go deeper if im going to do this
I GUESS
you can map command left adn command right to do just that
better touch tool
to make the current window take up that half of the screen
is windows key arrow key
i guess. its one of the only things i miss about windows
wait you mean like the snap thing
that doesnt seem right
iterm is the onlything i use
you use any windows managers for mac
classic meme
http://m.imgur.com/D6aPcLP
same tbh
That class is Ebola anyway
that's exactly how i feel rn lol
i;'ve literally spent 30 minutes avoiding 134
http://m.imgur.com/sxdacrv
Also me irl
dude me irl
Except it's more like when you used to be an under achiever and now it's even worse
http://m.imgur.com/PAOkbV5
Yea
Can you sill do another talk?
Np
i dont think i can do one on data cleaning
i need to find a good example
yeah its subject to change
do you like your talk title?
lol
avg time on site is 10 seconds lol
i have 64 unique page vies for my personal site
automatically
lmfao
couch code
like $5 a month
i'd pay for that
yeah dude
that kite things looks sweet
and then add google analtyics
are
make it a github page
P L O T S L O T S
i gotta see how popular my
and i don't think so
lmfao it's so bad
wtf is that shirt
is there a way to see page views of a github repo
https://teespring.com/warning-Data-Science-death?tsmac=marketplace&tsmic=search
show up and figure it out yourself
What's going down today in 140
Yeah they let you compete remotely or whatever
Hat would be cool
Oh really lol
We can space apps without going to SF.
I learned about this mistake NASA made analyzing that lead to that Apollo rocket blowing up and Ill talk about the mistakes they made and what they should have done
Convert R code to a web api
That R bloggers one.
Wait what link
Sweet! I'll put you own
Anyway in down to do a tech talk Friday about data analysis
Lol that link is hilarious.
http://www.r-bloggers.com/rapier-convert-r-code-to-a-web-api/
I got a 135 test from last time Lu taught the class
Ah okay.
hes introducing min cut max flow now, but isnt going into detail
just max flow
Oh shit like min cut max flow
he only did one problem from hw and said look online for the other ones. so thats nice. he doing network flow stuff now
i don't even want mine back lol
and fuck
6308
whats your 4 digit number
1 more than i thought
i got a 1 on the day after spring break quiz
http://159.203.247.240:3000/reports.json
http://get.tableau.com/registration/bigdatachallenge.html?id=23112
whihc ocmpeition
lmfao
wtf is this racism
that google and tableau eu only competition
yeah the hw
well our hw
tomororw
yeah
or wednesday
is 140 tomorrow
oh ufck
oh i guess you could try it with that random data you had
oh fuck
check out my commit
oh shoot
https://github.com/btubbs/heroku-buildpack-shiny
that url
but i cant run it cause i cant connect to the endpoint
i think im close with the python thing
Then output center cords
Then run your clustering
That Matt had
Just read in lat long from a JSON
the fuck
This might work lol
Hold on. I'll call you when I get home
Then return cluster center to another endpoint that I'll create
And then just figure out the cluster center
Have it read the lay longs from the endpoint
what do you mean by shiny it
We're only doing Python to take care of clustering
HTML
The front end backend is al nodejs and hymn
See the thing is
Ignore the front end
because we already have a better frontend
Why not shiny it
In r
If this is easier I. r
Wai
No idea
example for dbscan i mean
xy = X[class_member_mask & ~core_samples_mask]
near the end
do you know what that tilda does
in that example we're both looking at for dbsamples
camelCase is so much better
also they use _
that shit needs an overhaul
wait why not R
god damn
gotta fucking NOT do that
you gotta fuck around with it
http://www.markhneedham.com/blog/2013/11/09/python-making-scikit-learn-and-pandas-play-nice/
the output of the scikit learning functions arent pandas
yeah
the output?
scikit learning doesnt output to pandas?
pretty much fam
lol
god this is horrible
fuck i wont' commit my changes then
ah okay
im working on your python thing
okay
fuuuuuk
nonexistant
for the clusters
r code for what
how is ur r code
but we can change farily easily
I did that initially since I only wanted to cluster one
P means pending
C means that the trash has been cleaned
what is coordP coordsC
since it's locally hosted
you won't e able to hit the endpoint yet
commited
I'll commit after I eat
Volunteer/cluster
where are you doing the clustering stuff in the code base?
i just ate hhaha
Are you in class? I wanna go to chipotle or something
incase i don't pass 199 lmao
and get internship credit
I have to take my upper div ge anyways
thousands of dollars
no are you nuts
wouldn't summer be better tho
good fall is better
oh fuck i didn't ask about summer
oh no i needed the signature too haha that's why i went
over summer?
i thought you were talking about shirts lol
she said she'd let me do a unit prolly
yeee
did you come in and talk to norris
http://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en
yeah
ueaj
Have you watched breaking bad?
i'm just dumb as shit
honlesty 140 isn't even that bad
I don't even know what that means
yah
Is that the other thing besides amortized
fibonacci heaps finna wreck me
we need to study for 140 haha
Just ran into one of the hella dumb guys from 140 at work. Sad story
I can't wait till the take over is complete.
Lol
Gross
Shadow thing
Why do you have to go to that
but i'm gonna study after
i have to go to the officer meeting for acm
the 3 methodsa re confusing
me either
I'm at work studying amortized. I'm not making sense of it
dope
Like 445
when are you getting on campus btw
holys hit lol
So powerschools campus is right on the river. When I get there I hear hella screaming and apparently there's a baby rattle snake in the it department and they called the fire department.
Yeah that makes sense. I wouldn't sigh anything just yet with Powerscjool. I think VSP Woild be dope plus they pay more
From the hospital? Sadie emailed me back Monday and said hr or someone should contact me next week. Symsoft hasn't gotten back to me, but I'm not a web person anyway
yeah i just added that lady on linked in
Id probably still go for a real data science position. But doing some real data engineering work is valuable
hmm that does sound interesting
So power school actually seems kinda cool. Besides the pay. He likes me because of Scala and he wants to make the back end on spark. And he said they don't do data science yet for some reason but really thinks they should be
ah that's good
No
np?
motherfuck
Yeah. Amortized analysis and something else
Btw quiz today?
Oh I'm gonna fail lol
Nah it's crypto with krovetz
Fuck yeah I'm taking it lols
Is that product management
You should take 152 next semester. I hear it's easy
Holy shit that's annoying
HAHAHAHA
in my senior project group. pisses me off every time
but theres this guy that calls anything to do with data science big data
i used to want a "i love it when you call me big data" sticker or shirt
Hahaha yeah let's do stickers and shirts
Should do something besides shirt. Bumper stickers lol
Hack@sac
Aka the way we're gonna get shirts
Caf form for our "Hackathon"
what do you need her for
Thanks fam
maybe
uhh i dont know. i think she office hours 1130-1230 thursday
When's Norris free
there isn't one of those either
Y O L O
just apply for new grad
theres no internships on that
https://www.usajobs.gov/Search/?keyword=NASA+Ames&Location=&AutoCompleteSelected=&search=Search
got a b on my 135 test lmao
One of the reductions he did was so ridiculous
fcuk lol
so dumb
gdi mind just got blown
Yeah just got done with meeting
are you ditching class
how was that crime data
yo
Dude my AI is a boss
>solutions manual
>doing every single hw problem
Nice
not collecetd lols
lol same
gonna get a cool 0 on this quiz
Ah okay
I think only quiz
Do we have hw and a quiz today
Fuck
I fuck
ah damn
School will only reward 300 per student per year so that data conference in San Fran is way too expensive
Just go to email pretended
Lmao
Zillow is always emailing me about places for rent
What? Lol
Would you tell your fucking employers to stop sending me emails? I'm not looking for a place to live anymore. I swear I've "removed" myself from the list like 3 time
nah vsp is too large, i think sadie is your best bet
Should get Joey to push it forward. And my aunt but I don't know what she does there so she might not know the right people
I felt that with ea lol
i feel like you'll have a good shot
yeah i'm sure they'd prefer to go internally
Yeah I didn't see it on their site. So hopefully smaller pool of candidates
awesome gl man
Yeah she said she forwarded it to her boss
did you email sadie btw
wtf hhah
Harley literally trademarked their noise
Yeah.
Since people don't hear you coming
It's bad for rider safety
A big problem is actually no noise
Hahah leafs
Yeah but we're they Tesla's or leafs?
Hahaha I've seen electric bikes before
Start up idea. Tesla for motorcycles
club field trip http://pages.theinnovationenterprise.com/San-Fran-2016.html?utm_source=KD&utm_medium=Email&utm_content=Landing%2BPage&utm_campaign=Big%2BData%2BSF
I'm not too sure
Talk to someone in ACM!
what do you know about the school compensating you for going to a conference
yee pyspark
But I guess there's a Python way too
S C A L A C A L A
Yeah and it's
ah yeah, spark just abstracts the map reduce component of hadoop
I'd imagine I'll eventually start looking into spark which is why I messaged you.
What Twitter thing
i would do the twitter thing
ah i see
I don't know. None of us even know where to start. I guess like how to set up a cluster. What is hadoop and how to work with it. Various advantages and disadvantages of all the different databases.
what about big data
dammit i fucked the meme up
B I G D A T A I
Norris tasked me with learning about big data. Like how to get started with it.
sadie.stlawrence@vsp.com
wait i got it
sucks
Not yet
did you get that girls correct email?
quick thing about my background, and then 2-4 sentences about what i like the company's working on
what do you put for the notes?
just keep applying on angel list
fuck :/
ea rejected me without phone screen
So I might not be here too long
I'm staying
Idk how late it's taging
We're grabbing Taco Bell want anything
Should be there around 7
Down2hack4sac
i'm down2hack for a bit
We hacking tonight
3. why you like the companies culture
2. why you like the comapnies engineering challenges
1. a bit about yourself, past experience + passion
talk about
I write one for every startup I apply to
I don't have a cover letter
because the current intern is an undergrad lol
jus tapply
https://www.stitchfix.com/careers?gh_jid=154379&gh_jid=154379&gh_src=gyqkj2
Let's see if we can get that data tomorrow
AHHAHA
But he got stuck making a path thing with least crime cause he doesn't know know G R A P H A L G O R I T H M S
just a js call
i know that's easy to do with a web app
No he's traveling for spring break. He said he'd send it to me
He said he could tweak it to show only nearby area using Macs GPS.
is he gonna come tomoro
oh nice
Ya
in R?
oh nice
So Andrew my 199 partner made a cool heat map with the crime data and overlayed it over map of sac. It's pretty cool
ayy
Stats for Monday's quiz. Avg = 4.2 med = 4 SD = 2.4. 22 people got less than 5
god dammit
Randy mostly
i hate life
why
Quiz on this stuff on Monday after break
Real talk
fuck my life holy shit
He didn't fucking collect
Wait you're on 4th floor?
21-1.2
21.2
No wtf are you talking about
did you do hte loop invariant for the first one
oh fuck
Omada health
I think he understood but it was horribly worded
Fuck. For what company?
Buh I just fucked up such an easy interview question. Couldn't figure out how to say you need to test your model on data it hasn't seen
i'm in 4029 btw
What do you mean?
where did you check the equal part
What's wrong with it
lol this code
it's okay they don't make money lols
dude it's harsh
hahaha
Damn you were right. Fuck quora
no idea man
I wonder if I I do it iteratively instead of recursive if it would work
gonna impmlemnt this i tihkn
http://www.geeksforgeeks.org/union-find-algorithm-set-2-union-by-rank/
My program doesn't update the nodes parent in findset so I think I'm fucked
experiment
Lol. You doing book work or the experiment?
fuck this assignment is hard
fuck i gotta do 140
I got so fucked on 140 last night. R is pass by value I guess. So I can't do one of the functions the way it wants me to
Ohhh that's why you're obsessed with VI
Sierr
From swore
Idk I need to talk to berry brown haha
Gross. Do you have to test out?
i still have to get 60 cleared lol
kk
So I'm signing up for the Tues Thurs sections of 138/139. Dont know which one for 138 since the instructors aren't posted yet
got it
ah fuck
It won't be listed till the deadline most likely. Which is the first day of registration.
i do'nt see it listed though
Would suggest 174 for maximum easiness. Second data base class still taught by Jin. There's also the graphics card computing class. I'd guess it will be easy because it's the first semester ever.
ah fuck
Crypto is pretty hard I think. Taught by Krovetz though so it won't suck
i need classes which are easy as shit
i'm taking 171 probably, software engineering management
yah
No. Is that crypto?
did you take 152
i dont know
do you think i can do one unit of 199 over break
yo
i think they only have one essay questions
Oh now the link works.
but i don't know some of those data structures either
yeah some of the parts are tricky
That link didn't work. Seems hard, but maybe I just haven't learned it.
theyonly have to do one of those i think
http://csiflabs.cs.ucdavis.edu/~ssdavis/60/PracticeFinal.pdf
part of it lol
yeah
abstract data type
Damn. What's adt? This is their final?
so much harder than 130 lol
oh fuck
http://csiflabs.cs.ucdavis.edu/~ssdavis/60/Previous%20Final%20Essay%20Questions.pdf
https://jobs.lever.co/cruise/26686c1d-8ca4-4a41-a8db-3561a9908326
right side
corner table
2nd floor
Where you at
I'm getting lunch. Be there soon
come to the brary though
gotta spend all day haha
can't haha
K. 140 after the car
gotta do 133 lol
in the brary
not atm
Getting lunch?
oh
In like 2 minutes lol
when are you going to be in 5029
Yes lol
ill assume you didnt meant to call
Brandon missed a call from Varun.
lol
I'll ask the guy
Hold on jts driving past me lol
Are the engineers going to be there?
about internships
bug the self driivng car ppl tomororw
dude that's dope
Just had another phone screen for sgi. The kicker is they make NASA's super computer and I'd be working at NASA doing not data science but I'd be at fucking NASA
ahhh i see
Should be on those statistics questions.
Fuckkkk
Ya
140
Do we have a quiz in 14
woah damn son
yo this place seems lit
https://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Pantheon-California-Reviews-E575105.htm
http://infohost.nmt.edu/~shipman/org/noel.html
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1C3bS6oDqTxeKUfAuDpQrY_cHlCwaBFmvE3lNxKLgr-M/edit?usp=sharing
yo uber for naps
Wait you'll drive my car?
I'll bring my sticker
Lol ok
Lol
Actually nvm
Actually il L drive
Yeah give me your sticker
Can you drive today
Lol exactly. I should be good in like 5
Lol OK. It's just 134 you'll be late for
I'll be good to go in like 15
About to shower lol
K I'm here
Gimme a bit
I just woke up lol
6844 cherry ridge
Address?
he's more a fuckboi than me
cereberal palsy
to see when kids fall
so like a 6 axis + we make ML algorithims on it
so he wants a better way to track motion
so it's hard to get kids to wear them
his wearables are pretty clunky though
Aw what a tragedy
he tracks motions for kids with this one disease
yeah, his analsysi stack is almost all excel right now
Oh nice. He should come to the club and give a lesson or something
on wearable algorithms
i'm gonna do research with him next year probably
yeah he does
Do you think this guy know anything about bioinformatics
> win hack4sac > spend prize money on quiche for club events
Orchard suite union
where is that ea thing tonight
we gotta talk about this Scott guy and see if we want to invite him in
11-1230?
what time is 199 tomorrow
just be able to talk about school, your background, and be able to go into depth in some of your projects
nice, it won't be too techincal so just do it asap
still need to schedule it
good luck, when is it?
awesome man
at pantheon
where at
oh nice
i finally got a phone screen
yeah you should have
oh
jupyter notebook
fuck i should have turned my slides into an ipython lol
tutroing
whats that
riverside
5003
where you at
yeah sucked dick lol
did you take your test yet
no
are you gonna go to the MISA thing today
kk
Figured out some stuff. But I don't know how to fix the bug still.
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/134309/how-can-i-browse-my-tomcat-localhost-from-another-computer-on-the-network
holy shit it's pretty cool
okay will do
what kind of system do you guys have
oh shit. well it needs to run on an internal host
Damn dude. BallR is among the coolest data thing I've ever seen
Also, look up ballR. We should just fork that and demo it for Saturday. Fuck it
I don't think they will approve of clouding it. They want it on their intranet only
i'll let you konw
hold on i gotta get to work
you can depoly tomcat on heroku i think
So I have to figure this out and I don't even know how to get to the webpage to try and duplicate the bug
It's for work it has to be tomcat. So this masters student has been working on this asset management thing but her last day was Friday. She had this bug when deploying her shit from tomcat. When she started it from her ide it worked.
https://devcenter.heroku.com/articles/java-webapp-runner
Internally
internally or for production?
Do you know anything about deploying a tomcat webapp
no he's doing the work for 199
oh okay matt's just doin matt
No
motherfuck is there an srm right now
In a bit Matt is racing for a 250 pointer
LOOOL
so i guess we'll go
fucking some lady just reserved the room for 8
no hes a sophomore
But still a freshman
Freshman is a god
Holy fuck
he can learn you 135
whats wrong with this place. Matt just solved a 1000 point topcoder problem about state machines
I gotta study for 135 too
Haha but I already have my shit there plus power
dude 5029 has other people in it, its horrible
5029
Gonna grab food
Taking a shit
and why isnt it here
where you be being at
comewhere
lol
come here
yo fuck it
i got some goldfish
you eating on campus
and then grab food
k i'll head over and drop my shit off
yeah
wait are you in the same room?
i gotta get panda lol
nigga
no this place is way better
just finished class
come to 5029
yo i need your charger if we're continuing
https://github.com/j-delaney/easy-application
https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/49ivvu/me_irl/
haha no i'm just workign on this hw assignment rn
areyou leaving that class early yet
Oh OK. I need to talk to Prof Gordon who should be out of his class right now
The sign is just up
There isn't
The one on second floor?
There's a class in that lab at 130
When this stupid class is over
We can meet at 1:15
Yeah I'll be there eventually
She takes roll
Fuck I need to go to class
I brought food. Wanna meet second floor
Do you want to get lunch
Okay
Fuck
I'm free at 1145. I need to move my car though. Possibly get lunch while doing than
wbu
but idk if i want to go ahha
i have 133 next
OK. When are you available today ?
6-8pm is the talk
4:30-5:30 misa
nope
Does that conflict with the entrepreneur thing
lol
Lol
Oh fuck
What time
you should come too
thursday 4:30
When do you have to demo?
no idea what to demo yet lol
i have to give a demo at MISA
wanna work on it today?
and we can group effort it into something good wednesday and friday
and tomorrow i think ill work on this
im gonna do my assigned 199 stuff right now
yeah
Wednesday?
Yeah let's do it
like x-axis = opponent teams offensiveCapabilities y-axis=points they will score
Oh fuck
then we can easily make a regression model for each team
until it hopefully converges to a number
then it recursively does the same thing, redefining those variables but uses that iterations offensiveSkill and defensiveSkills as the new parameters
if that makes sense
where the new variables find some number to compare the averages of the team it played against vs what it actually scored
ok so we create these new variables for each team averagePointsScored and averagePointsScoredOn. Then we make another two variables that uses those two variables as its parameters, offensiveSkill and defensiveSkill.
kk
Yo I have a hella good idea for the basketball thing. Remind me at like 830
i'm trying to look at it now
they have a database they've added
oh gotcha
so a passerby could select a team and the app would change to show a bunch of stats and shit and possibly a graph with a regression line just cause its way more visual than other prediction methods
was thinking some kind of shiny app just cause i dont know anything about anything similar in python
yeah
wanna do it during code4sac
yeah i was talking about that at the club meeting today
we should do something with this march madness data for saturday
did you ever email your resume
quack
I ducking hate everything
yo he flipped tails
got my quicksorts working, now i need to do the science bit
those special 19x classes are
possibly friday because that seems to be when
niceee
looks pretty boss. only need to come tu/th
how's it looking
fuck
aw shit next semester tentative schedule is up
i forgot we had some
not yet
have you done the book work
damn sucks
haha fml
i'm at work
im in library
k
im doing it right now
pls reply
did u do 140
You coming
i hate how you have to register 5 min before
i woke up at like 8:05
haha better than nothing
haha for all the people that actually got points in my group i did the worst. but i beat those 0 point bitches
for next saturday, no clue on what we shoudl demo
whats the plan?
yeah good point, i'll mentiont hat too
should probably talk about the event on saturday
nothing crazy
i was just gonna give an update on what we did this weekend
Are we meeting today
Yo I slept in lol
holy shit java is not working out for me right now
you on?
but i have to leave for school by like 9:15
yeah i'll try haha
fuck my life
8 am
When?
want to do the srm tomorrow on voice chat?
https://megocode3.wordpress.com/2008/01/28/8/
Shouldnt call prius the precious. Tesla is the one car to rule them all
Hey you remember that twitter not that posts pics of shelter animals. Same thing but with pics of homeless people
Prius
By the precious
The parking is open
Brandon
shhhh
fucking signed into you imaginary friends facebook just to say lmao and then logged out and forgot about him
it's just me and anita right now lol
i feel you
hahahah
no and im sick of waking up at like 8
you don't want to eat teh same pizza for the thousandth time?
thinking ill go after lunch
AYYY Guy Sperry is here
Yo you coming
theres a png in that github repo
yo i got a hella cool thing
Fucking starving. Bout to get some round table
Just gotta print my resume lol
Oh. Ok
Not directly. I'm about to head over
I don't remember. Did you ever recommended me to symsoft?
i wrote the quick and insertion sort, i'll add the clause in before monday
hmm okay
so we're doing most of the sort with quicksort but then once it becomes inefficient we switch to insertionsort
because quicksort is inefficient for small size arrays for some reason
yeah
just at the first call
not
so i have to check it at each call
so if the length of that subarray is less than k
A[p..r] is the subarray at each recursive call
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/31878359/courses/140/hw04.pdf
wat
liek A[p...r]
do you get the spec
nope
*hw4
did you do hw2
thanks
ah fuck
how to create a tree?
i dont really know what it is
did more of the union thing from last time
dont really know, was doing 180
was
yo how as 140
https://www.hackerrank.com/contests/hourrank-6/challenges/bear-and-workbook
By the bathrooms
where are you
I'm here too haha
im on library 3rd floor if you want to hang out. maybe do some 140 or 199 stuff
https://community.topcoder.com/stat?c=problem_statement&pm=14182
lets throw a scrabble tourney
Yo fuck this guy man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jClAz5H-xZ4
yooooo
Hahaha thanks for the hospitality
ill just tell her is psuedo code and to get off my lawn
oh ok
She came to our presentation
She's from misa
She wanted Python help
Yeah
tonight?
If some girl named yen comes by introduce yourself
I'm ubering over.
perhaps. seems interesting
interested in skyslope? https://www.skyslope.com/careers
i dunno a couple like 10 people but i dont know who cares about the club
like a couple hours
yeah i'll come by in a bit
oh lol
xavier
matt and i
hahah is anyone there
you gotta get back to school and start data science early
haha what?
quit your job already damn
oh yeah i saw that, thanks
Hope you hear back!
Also I CCd yo on the email
Damn alright
but they are short articles
Shit okay
and read those two articles
I got 133 too
Fuckkkkkkkkk
i think submit the firingemployees and srm682 by tomorrow before class
When's it due
Nope
have you started firingemployee from topcoder?
Nah been at work
did you get the algo working
Cool thanks for the recommendation. I don't know how this all works though. Should I drop your name to that guy at the booth?
and be like brandon is a guy who's helped em a lot with our data science club
and i'll cc you in the email
send me your resume and ill forward it to her
Cool thanks for the recommendation. I don't know how this all works though. Should I drop your name to that guy at the booth?
yo i emailed u
http://articles.leetcode.com/searching-2d-sorted-matrix-part-ii
Fuck, I feel like I should just count on him flipping a tails. Or just do the book work. This is so dumb
Fuck my bad lol
Brandon missed a call from Varun.
also that fixes the arrays not having the same amount of rows
i think wed have to do that cause i dont think combining the arrays will keep the sorted structure
what about instead of combining the arrays we did two recursive calls
Omw
Shits locked.
come to 2001 at like 1:30
ok meet somewhere at 2ish
then gotta heat
class till 1:30
i do
I'm getting panda now. I thought you had class right now or soon
cuz i gota eat first
or come to 2001
library?
When are we meeting for 140 hw
sign up for this
http://crowdsourcing.topcoder.com/robo_mm?mkt_tok=3RkMMJWWfF9wsRonu63Pdu%2FhmjTEU5z16uwpUae1h5141El3fuXBP2XqjvpVQcNgPL%2FORw8FHZNpywVWM8TIJdIRt8ByPgzjCWk%3D
Go for it man
That's true dude. Didn't think of that
especially since its online and i can have a job while doing it
maybe but it seems like a masters is pretty much required for machine learning. and a masters from georgia tech for 7k seems hella good
like meeting people face to face
but you don't get that online
but fwiw my friend told me masters is only worth it for the connections
yeah dude georgia tech is a good school
Yeah i just learned about it yesterday. I think i'm definitely going to do it if they accept me,
i didn't know about htis
i know they had ms in cs
http://www.omscs.gatech.edu/
heard of this?
cool thanks
that link if the first one ddin't wokr
http://www.roche.com/careers/jobs/jobsearch/job.htm?id=E-00445870&locale=en&title=Summer%20Intern%20-%20Research,%20Bioinformatics&src=SNS-15161
https://www.glassdoor.com/partner/jobListing.htm?pos=309&ao=37049&s=58&guid=00000152f5c7f7feb7b7a8e83fb2208f&src=GD_JOB_VIEW&t=SR&extid=1&exst=OL&ist=&ast=OL&vt=w&slr=true&cb=1455822482073&jobListingId=1743239698
The only thing i can think of is figuring which categorical variables have a high or low or not midrange correlation factor
This is the stupidest thing.
one minute my excel hanged
yeah man, it'd show a really powerful insight into sac county that I believe could really improve the worl
dude that's really good
for hack4sac. a map with all the points of the crime data vs one with all the dead animal 311 calls
Got it
let's look into it when you get here
i didn't even read it haha
Ok. Does that project expect us to make a new database? Not just switch it to an sql system?
yeah i'm just chilling on the first floor couches in 5029
I'm almost there. It starts at 12 right?
Where you at
some professor needs some paid work data related
check ur email too
and he plugs it in
i know chang has a macbook
we can try second floor
well that sucks
idk if it works
do we have a mac to projector wire?
then i'll introduce you and you can take it away
about what it's like to be a data scientists
i'm gonna go over some of the quotes from the previous slides
Can you push to git too
Dope. Don't worry man. Just send it to me if you have it
dont know if its long enough though
I got an r one made
I just got home but I'll try to do a pandas one. Don't know if I can stay up lol
Around 35-45 min
How long is the presentation tech talk supposed to last?
umm yeah
Can you work on one for R INcase I can't do it
Fuck
Dude I'm gonna have like no time to put this panda thing together
Nah
wtf is this shit
have u started
doing 140 now
https://www.linkedin.com/jobs2/view/103809074?refId=573304fe-828a-441b-aac4-5f4309d1fbf6&trk=jobs_home_click_jymbii
go near the restrooms on the north side
no
Do you see me walking around?
come through
doing srm 681
3rd floor library
Oh hey. The meeting with norris went hella long. Where are you?
Sup fam
no 140 tonight furreal
I think it makes sense to continue doing python.
or do you think i should do one on pandas
would you be down to give a talk introducing R next monday?
http://go.continuum.io/datashader/
Fml. I was coming to the meeting, but my car broke down like 2 miles from school
Are you topcodering? This 1000 point question is dumb
now i just need to get 177
i got 137
i'll find it in like 1 hr
Is it looking like youre going to get an elective and take senior project?
Oh i didnt even see the price.
i would go if it's free
fuckk too expensive haha
http://vrhackathon.com/sanfrancisco.html
Are you planning on going to the VR hackathon in SF?
Added you to the data science repo
/brandondsherman
what's your github?
5029 tonight?
Oh nice
It's on meetup.com I think
looks like the 3rd
Idk when the next one is
Yup
the code for sac meetups/
if i were you i'd go to one of their meetups and mention you're interested in data
so the guy who runs this company is closely involved with code for sacramento
https://deliveryunit.co/
i'll hear back early next wewek
pretty well i think
Oh that's be cool. How did the interview go?
he does full stack though not data
he's down to talk to ACM
haha so one of the engineers today went to sac state
sweet thanks dude
So we moved class to acm room. There's lots of space. You should be fine. But email him anyway I guess
9167516308
I think text is better than that
hey there. we could communicate through g hangouts if thats more better
By the well
My dumbass forgot chairs
Oh I'm at the table haha
I'm chilling on the concrete stairs in front of riverside. Come get me when you go to table
There were a few people standing. He said he's going to look for a different class. Are you going to join the competitive programming 199?
How full was it
I think it's imperative i get 140 this semester
Might not really work though. Youre already at a lot of units
Oh damn. Take stat 196j next semester. The r class.
24 gg lol
How many do you need?
i'm at 23 units of math rn
but yeah you're right, it's super imperative i figure this shit out right now
as long as i don't fuck up my interviews again i should get it
facebook is around that much
it's doable
Damn. You expect 120k right out of college?
fuck
it's like $60k i'm missing out on
dude yor'e right
You'll get half a years pay for doing it
Anyways you should hella try to get in senior project and get a cool project
if i don't get 138 i'll go to the table
after 133 ends
trying to add 138 so i'm gonna go to 138 real quick
not atm
Are you tabling?
Oh. I'd suggest dropping probably 134 for 140. Or another elective. But it doesn't seem too bad depending on what electives you take.
that's the "ELEC" I need to add this semester
just one
You sure you don't need any ge?
Damn son. All three electives? Drop one and take 140 now. The sponsor is supposed to come up with the project.
you think i can do it?
F16 CSC 138 CSC ELEC CSC ELEC CSC 139 CSC ELEC
S15 CSC 133 CSC 134 CSC 135 CSC 137 ELEC
they said i could do whatever i want
i see, the company i worked at last summer is willing to sponsor my project
Well the teams and projects arent set yet. So if you wanted to do a data thing you'd need to find a sponsor cause the teacher isn't going to get anything like that. I'm just doing the website thing cause I dont want to get some java enterprise thing
she's probably gonna tel me to fuck off
i'm gonna talk to veronica first
let's do some data things
sounds pretty lame tho haha
fuckkkk
for restaurant reservations and shit
Dude do it. I can get you in my senior project team hella easy. We're just doing a website
next fall
fuck i think i can graduate in fall
199
your'e taking stat 99 right
hey dude
You on campus
Hey you in acanpus!
https://www.coursera.org/specializations/jhu-data-science
haha np
Oh shit sorry my fb wasnt updating?
Are you tabling?
but i got table 9
i have class
not rn
Are you tabling?
Are you tabling?
sweet thanks
K added a bunch of stuff to outline
i'm still working on it so feel free to add stuff
but here's the topic outline
gonna make a curriculum
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V2kcNUqes5YmVlRcf4Gsz2ngrAqFBfrhk2RZ7sH9gV0/edit
vp?
Ok. Was gonna suggest carpooling. Anyways, what officer position do you want me to take?
I actually just landed like 5 seconds ago haha. So I probably can't go this week. But I'll come out next week
Are you going to Davis hacknight? Talked to them and sac state students can go. Just need our student id.
I think EJ
Do you know anyone starting senior project this semester?
Oh ive never talked to that guy
And I'll try to give them out on club day
I'm putting together a syllabus for what We should teach as a club
Treasurer is Joey
I think it's second
Is club week only the first week?
Ok that's sounds great. Who is the treasurer?
You're the only other person really interested in the club so if you want a leadership position that's perfect
But you could do something too
I have a treasurer
Damn that's lame. And yeah if you wanna help out that would be awesome
Don't know why I didnt get promoted, but whatever. Definitely not salty. Looking for volunteers for data science?
No I'm not an officer
*club week
Are you tabling at ACM
and really i didnt know that
Nah not this week, I"ll probably go next week
Hey are you going to the Davis hack night? It says you need a Davis student id on one of the posters. I'm not sure if we need it to get in though.
as long as there's wifi
i'm not gonna go to anything during the wedding lol
i'll try to work on projects when i'm there
hahaha
tell them to hire me for when your in africa
lol nice
so literally finish my final at 12 -> go to first day of work
lol
and they were like yeah start right after your final
i asked them if they want me for two weeks before i leave for africa
i might start working at a venture capital firm here in sac... they're waiting on a couple more refrences lol.
working where? what about africa
#hacklife
my plan for after finals is just work during the day hack all night
haha sounds good man,
you gotta wait on that pizza app till after finals. I got some great ideas for that one
https://moodle2.ecs.csus.edu/enrol/index.php?id=256
Yeah. Is there an app for your smartwatch with it
dude this is awesome
http://spritzinc.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvL4JYtjhMo&feature=youtu.be
joey*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_vejfmGQPc
we need to allow for the rare john ryan spawn
I'll say
same
oh
makes sure the data exists
cause its not a bool
if (other.pos)
what does this do in js?
just did
do you have it coded? can you push
mouse data is sent to server when needed, server applies movement every tick using current mouse data
what did you do?
for(playerid in _players){ socket.emit("getMouse", playerid); }
I got it fam
for every playerid
can i do an emit from the backend
ok so you want the mouse position to happen every frame not every mouse event?
I would imagine every eaten
do you know the rules for gems spawning? one every frame randomly positioned? or once one is eaten then one is respawned?
Hella zyzz
Oh fuck
💪
Nice animations fam. Looks photorealistic
Whay
B
wewlad
he just said it out loud to suit guy
Joel's number: 9165334849
yee
that varun is hitting up
He should text C I N D Y
hes still like obsessed with this cindy girld
p sure
did you apply?
he got into harvey mud and I didn't
gets totally sidetracked
sees girls
Man. The last time we talked they rejected my counter offer...
Lol idk
do they do asset tracking?
holy shit. you should just take them to your desk
I have one
(+whatever computer you would be using)
You have two monitors too
Haha
holy shit i havent even given them my offer letter
omg
not a dice is 1
fucking. i was doing the problem that says dice 1 is 1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTJydnfGyyk
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Um on Thursday she has one that ends at 1230.
What are her office hours?
Talked to Norris. She said if you want to take stat 196j you should talk to her and say you're the one I was recommending
oh i figured it out
I think I did my own
I copied that code from the princeton site, I'll try to find my own Ford Fulkerson before Friday
If you start it out of the bounds I assume it is just an empty iterator
path should only have one item in it at this point so how are doing listIterator(1)
private void ff(Node node, List<Node> path, int maxFlow) { path.add(node); if (node.id == sinkId) { Node prev = path.get(0); ListIterator<Node> li = path.listIterator(1);
hey in your icpc notebook, in the ff function
I'm going to submit it for review and see if they allow it without the 99
well and owning an apple device
even being an apple developer only costs 30 bucks
this seems way too expensive
yyyeah I was hoping making the app public woulld allow it
marty mcjagger?
send something to the bot?
A
Good ideq
Lol
it should memessage any hashtag
instead of meme:memeThisString
@Marty_McJaggerBot t e s t
@MartyMcJaggerBot
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damn they got me
oh
it's not supposed to make sense
It's ClickHole
oh loll
graph* on income inequality
?
wtf is that graoh
believe
i got my interview with Var tomorrow
oh. good strategy then.
No
do they get negative points for wrong answers?
nice.
I got to 49, but guessed semi-randomly on one's I knew would take me long
i think i got 42
how many questions did you get through on the test?
Go for whatever you are most comfortable with
I think Var has some background with machine learning
it might not be the hardest problem, but its fresh
Talked about the challenge of drawing a straight line in a polar coordinate system
i guess i'd talk about this chess ai im working on
oh yeah ok
piplotter.blogspot.com
I talked about my pen plotter
i dont know what i would even say to that
what did you say?
idk how different yours will be lol
uhh damn ok
Just say what the problem is, and he will probably ask how you approached it and to explain why (or at least that's what he did for me)
In the final interview with Var when he asks you what "the most difficult problem you've solved" is, say something that you can talk about for a half hour
haha
if i had no other options
nice i wouldn't turn down an offer from them...
Yep
rules
that sounds right. the uh states attendance tracking
yeah
I'm in compliance
Do you know which department you are being interviewed for?
Yeah he's not technical at all lol
like literally every company
i just said
yeah
Chris Mohler?
lol
yeah the guy has never even heard of data science and asked something like what kind of companies are hiring someone like that
scheduled taking the test a second time over skype
EZPZ?
i just had my first phone screen earlier today
yee
Varun tells me you got 11.50 at powerschool?
Took around 14 on my computer
Oh I tried running the large test but it wouldn't show up with a yes or no
Damn. I thought it was working on their servers
Will have to reassess approach and possibly look at Cpp
Oh.
No, took 15 seconds
Did your solution to that 1000 point question work for the large problem
why arent you here
Wahhh crazy
I saw him in RVR 1004 yesterday
Dude I met Joey
yo get me some dp
Kk omw, grabbing burger king
2nd floor
in computer lab
AIRC study room
Where YOU at
I literally just walked out of a physics test
Dawg
yo dawg where you be being at
omg
MFW MeMe too hard
what did you say on slack that got you banned
I'll probably parse through the latest SRM T/W
yeah i think so
This is a 199 week?
maybe i was going about it the wrong way, but having to use an arraylist to hold ints is the worst
i only got the easy one, but it was so annoying
Printing and stuff
Nah, had to do 130
did you do the srm?
Omw
Srry
Yah
Are you somewhere near the dorms
Doot doot
Here
Okeedokee
Woops hella latr
Kk
So ill be there at like 230
yeah lol
If I bribed you with a small loan of a cookies and cream Hershey bar, would you swing by here on your way to hacker lab?
~~1pm
Yeah, might take transit down there
are you thinking about it?
yeah perhaps. want to get lunch and chill
Varun said you're thinking about heading to HackerLab?
definately
Right, so that part makes sense. It's the below waiter/fast-food wages and long term commitment that are peculiar
during school
yeah and the lady said they could be more flexible and go to like ten
The 20hr/week part too, but that's more understandable
oh both parts
$11p/h, 1yr
which part?
(She's known some of the cofounders a veeery long time)
She thinks it's BS, said she would talk to "some people" lol
Told my mom about the PowerSchool internship
Therefore conspiracy confirmed
Varun CAN'T prove he's not him over text
kinda like varun is pretending to be him
convenient that joey only says one thing every 5 minutes in this conversation
I was wrong. The O(n^2) part needs to be in the recursion
ok well around 630 should be fine
I might be checking out IEEE in 3001 @ 6 but if I do I'll leave at 6:20
Okay
you want to meet at acm at 620? im taking this guy john too
Many thanks
Yeah
Can I get a seat in your car tonight?
No problem.
Thanks for the info!
I believe he's hosted a class on the subject a few years ago, idk what the content was though
Yeah, however it works out anything is better than nothing; I'm sure it''ll be worthwhile
I dont really know what krovetz plans for the meetups
For example, we had to figure out how to sort an arraylist by our terms during the competition. It wasted a lot of time
Yes, I think I was just a little confused. Makes sense.
Yeah it'd be cool to go meet up every week and go through like common strategies and implementations.
The semi official coach is what I think of krovetz is doing. Is that not your idea?
Perhaps we meet for regionals practices in weeks with no Krovetz? Idk group decision
In the car ride from Berkeley I got the impression that it would also be beneficial to have an semi-official ICPC coach to guide a Class/seminars,
I'm down to host a PC2 server and go through some old regional problems sometime,
Yeah I just found it. He only wants to meet up 5 times the whole semester. That's kinda lame. How do you like the idea of meeting without him and have student run lessons?
I'll double check. Thanks!
Did I forward the message to everyone with the fridays he wanted to meet up?
No not really. We will just have to talk to him during the first week. He plans on having a lesson or at least a meeting on the first friday so talk to him before that I guess...
Any updates regarding special problems class?
https://moodle2.ecs.csus.edu/enrol/index.php?id=256
Yea you basically ran the party and even put in a lot more work than others in the planning. Sooo I don't know what's up with that.
Yeah I did like all the public speaking at the party. thought they would want as many people comfortable with that that they could get
But hey thanks let me know if things change
Yea looking at the when2meet thing matt did get moved up. I thought you would too because you put a lot of effort into the planning.
Anyways congrats on moving up!
No I dont. Honestly, I thought you, Matt and I would be on the top of the list. I guess ill wait a few days and ask Brandon.
Do you know who else is Officer?
That's weird I expected pretty much everyone to be promoted before me
Huh really?
:( I guess not. Haven't gotten a follow up email since the one from yesterday.
You get moved up?
Yea surprisingly haha You're talking to the new secretary 😝
Did you hear back from acm about getting promoted?
Cool thanks
Sent
brandondsherman@gmail.com
Yeah sure
I can forward you the email if you want to see what they want
Yes.
Well. Will you?
I didn't do it yet. I have to fill out their form.
But you got your money back for ticket price, travel, and lodging? How much were your tickets?
I still have to do the form. Get a receipt, and they do cheques.
Did you go to gdc? How did reimbursement work? Do you get the money back for the price of admission?
Second floor of union
Where are those private rooms times were talking about?
Nah. I'll try again.
Did you get promoted in acm?
I was!!! On my way to work now!
Yooooo you on campus?
The only phrase Marshall initially knew in Italian
stop bogarting the funyons!
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It doesn't know how bc FB is not monospace
it didnt do the boxmeme
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yeah pretty much.
niice, the final A is what matters haha
got an a in the class though
not that great apparently. i dont know what i got wrong. like a 76
thanks, how'd you do ^^
nice man
yea
did you get a 108 on the final?
yeah you can ask him
ofc!
and me of course :)
with like isaac and matt
for real
yeah he's one of the people that i recognize as being obviously really smart
i believe so
oh yeah is he the guy doing better than isaac?
yup
is doing better than isaac in 140?
skinny white actually is involved in the classes?
cause he comes straight from vsp after work haha
he always dresses pretty well
is he that one guy
he's in our 199 and 140
who is that
i'll ask him tmmrow if that's cool with you
ryan joseph would be cool if he's not on a team yet
yeah same here
yeah i dont want to make it an open invite to everyone in 199...
or on the day we ask around 5029 lol
ah yea
well i guess itd have to be
on piazza?
if anyone wants to
oh not sure. let's ask next 199
Yooo. Talking to Eric and he's saying he wants to team up with his freshman friend if we can find a third. Know anyone?
ok maybe jenny could drive you too. dont know
We'll see
Oh hmmm might just get my car and drive up then
ok, it kinda looks like its gonna be at my place in newcastle, are you going to be able to make it up?
Oh the disk is at my housing in el dorado so I'd have to pick it up on the way
I can just drive up with Varun and uber to my place in EDH
Err it should be fine
oh do you need any help to make it out?
Sure hopefully I can make it
jennys gonna bring her crt. can you bring your disk and memory card?
Of course
do you have a melee disk?
oh alright. hmu
I'm in SF fam bam but maybe tonight or tomorrow when I get my pc setup
sup fam. want to play some urf or league in general?
https://gfycat.com/RewardingConsiderateGraywolf
here we go
True true
I don't think it's that bad in regular games. He's just very hyped cause of nas first good tournament
I know Kobe was on CLG and all that but man is he so biased. It's cool if he was on the analysis desk but for commentary, meh
Ayyy
https://gfycat.com/TotalBleakBarasinga
how are sides determined? clg blue all games so far
i fell asleep during that game
wewlad
Never had any doubt
also "clg win one game to give fans false hope"
jeez whats up with the win first game lost next 3
ff
mooooo
FUCK
sona and not mid varus
Still got 3 more games
Questionable
darshan :(
CLG CLG CLG
darshan?
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Left like 30 minutes ago
We're gone now
We are downtown now
Yooi
Hey man. We're at lazi cow if you're down
Do you have any other emails for them? I was talking to an old white guy lol
Good. We won
Of course man how'd the challenge end up
Thanks!
Yeah
Talking*
Hey man. For sure are you taking about ca open data
Hey Rohit I was wondering if could give me the contact info for one of the sponsors of Hack Davis. They worked at the department of technology I think. They provided the open data sets from the state.
but her weekend is already dedicated to dance practice as her priorities (besides studying)
probably leaning towards not going tho :/ unless she studies a lot lol
ok
I'll be going to Santa Cruz tonight with her, so I'll check with her when I see her
any update on cindy?
Thanks
Happy Birthday dude!
Lol
Derive
She can drink and derivr
Hrnngghh
I think she's right. She's also probably way passed me in linear algebra
Let's make some bruh
Lol
She thought she would be fine study wise before. But she didn't do that well in her last exams
Aw why?
Update: Cindy may or may not be able to go. Bleh. Will let you know
night
G'night
Yep
yeah same
Should be getting ready for bed
Twas fun
XD
Yeah seems like it
P sure I'm still fucking drunk
At least you're safe at home
Yep
Thanks for the invite. Good to get one on one time
Ok im here
Home
Ok probably no problem
Sorry D:
Roughly back around 7:45
Okay forgot how long it usually takes to get the burger
Gonna head out to The Habit to get burgers then come back
Ok 👌
Ya. I'm gonna get in N out fries too
Do you like sweet potato fries
Oooohhh, cheese fries from In n Out
Alright then
Ya
You're bringing Lemonade tho, right
I'll be getting French fries from The Habit. If you want fries from In n Out, go ahead
And I should just stop by in N out or something?
Ok
Definitely
730 probably
Or 7:30
So you're coming at 7?
You don't need the gate code, the gates are open
1739 Lake Vista Way
ok can you give me your address
Or 7:30
7 also, a friend flaked out and another won't be here til 9.
when should i come over?
sure
Alright. Can you remind me the day before so I won't forget
you can bringg brawl though
well i have smash 4 if we want to play not melee
honestly, just bringing the tv and your controllers would be sweet
It's only SSBB and the GameCube melee that I've ever really played tbh
Whyyyyyyyy
uh yeah probably true
Learned this in the Smash club
Of all the other smash games
I heard that game is actually the least liked one
Or do you guys hate that game
Should I bring SSBB too
I know
i think david has melee he could bring
old tvs are better for games
oh shit i remembered wrong than
not flkat screet
That's a small TV
crt tv is the old tvs
And it's Super Smash Bros Brawl
that works too
But do have GameCube controllers
Don't have game cube. Only Wii
Crt TV?
if its voted to my place, can you bring your crt tv and game cube and melee?
XD
This coming week. My friend is bringing In n Out tho
tonigh?
Idk what to bring to the party. Might buy some French fries from In n Out? XD
July 5th
I'm just lowkey getting details of his Tuesday plans so I can tell her of when is a good time to show up
nice. i forget what his actual bday is
This party and she's gonna surprise visit him on his actual birthday
Lol I'm helping Cindy surprise him twice XD
Cool cool 😎
k
D E L I V E R Y
That's my birthday present to him
To the party
Btw, don't tell Varun that Cindy's coming
Oh ok.
David could possibly pick up Matt. I don't know if Matt will be coming though
Since we'd be heading straight to your place from Davis (to make things easier)
I might be able to get Matt before getting Cindy and her Davis friends too
I'm more leaning towards your place the more I think about it really
If my place, Matt would be able to come. If your place and I'm getting Cindy from Davis, I'll probably be there around 7 or so
Also, we need the others to vote for which location we're doing this Saturday
Aww that sucks
Vbby can't come though
Sweet
Ok sounds good
I just don't have Lemonade. If you're down for that, then bring that instead?
Since you said you don't like beer, I do have citrus vodka that could be mixed with Lemonade.
Hey
Yo
lol
are you actually up too or nah
Sunday thing is at like 7pm
oh yeah
he threw away some questions
and were up for debate
some of the answers were ambiguous
thats weird
the midterm was take home and the average score was a 69
not always....I think lol
cause you have all the resources you need
huh?
and too hard?
both guaranteed A?
in my experience
they are both a guarenteed a and way too hard
i dont like take home tests
I don't get the Final til Wednesday though. should study anyways
fortunately, it's a take home final, but I still have a 20question quiz on Friday
yep
studying 130?
I would totally cook mine too if I had more time but I don't. I need to use most of this weekend studying, then Sunday night is my social break
that works lol
yeah can pan it
would that be ok?
so if you wanna cook it, it'll be in the pan
I honestly don't remember how to start up the grill
oh lol. what if i just brought ground beef and ingredients
or whatever alcohol you'd pair it with burgers
yeah, I asked Ross to get some IN n Out on his way while I go get The Habit burgers
i kinda dont like beer at all but ill find something
are we getting cooked burgers?
so you can just bring your own burger and not have to get beers
like, I have some beers already, but if you and Varun are able to join, then I'm willing to go buy some to lure you guys in :3
it sounds like work, so arrangements can be discussed
although you can just get the things on your way here
and take it back to my house.
was originally just me and my friend Ross, but asking because the more the merrier
we just go out and buy our own burgers, and beers
I'm doing a burgers and beer thing this Sunday.
two days sunday? yes. i think
oh yeah, so are you free this Sunday
idk lol
or maybe it will
It might not be food tho lol
lol ok
actually, location doesn't matter. I'm making something and it'll be the night before it
I'll try to prepare something the night before (if at your place)
guh
ok
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then party at night
but going to a friend's thing during the day D:
I WANNA MAKE SOMETHING
you do what you want to do
no matter where it is
itd be kinda weird for them to go farther?
but now idk since location is ???
and I originally did want to make food for the party, but Varun said I didn't need to cuz it's my house
they can like make out and stuff
uh i dunno
gotta find a room for them XD
would you be ok with them doing sexy things lol
well maybe varun and cindy want to share a bed lol
well width is the important part
Melody and I are the shorter ones
Cindy and Elly are pretty tall ish
I vote for either 6:30 or 7pm for the starting point, so it's easier for me to prep
youre all small asains. you could fit on a king sized bed
its on saturday so it shouldnt be too bad
alrighty
maybe longer depending on traffic
oh ok, that's not too bad
and if I'm able to get Cindy and her friends, that'd be 3+ ppl crashing too
~45 mins
oh, how far away is Davis from the house you're sitting for?
so much spaghetti in the bathtub and the sink
lol
and we actually did puke spaghetti
reference to that
eminem?
what lol?
but srsly tho, puking Mom's Spaghetti XDDD
lel
he told me that he looked away
ayyyy getting naked while drunk is normal
he threw my sleeping clothes at me
oh yeah, apparently I took my shirt off in the midst of puking
lol ok
that was it
what's he saying now. or was that it lol
oh what a bad name
idk
they mixed in tequila and gin. something like that
it was the name of the drink
tonic?? you mean gin and tonic?
well it was my first time being that drunk
he says "kinda lol"
and I think the Tonic from the club (the only drink from there) was what really hit me
we did shots of it every 10 minutes lol
Joey bought some Henny
oh lol
oh no, I got drunk from pregaming XDDDD
you got that drunk at a club? ive never done that. so expensive
like, how the fuck I ended up from the club to puking in his bathroom back at his house lmao
but turns out my "blacking out" was actually me falling asleep, but there were parts where I did thing that I didn't remember doing lol
it was like, blacking out every now and then
slapping/smacking his chest lol
you blacked out that night?
apparently?
apparently, I kept hitting him too
you actually did XD
oh lol
him
i asked hin
joey?
joey
Varun?
hasnt seen it
hes not replyinh
ask him :P
Joey's experienced it firsthand
but am pretty crazy when drunk
I'm already pretty socially selective myself
and i get way more outgoing when drunk lol
im typically pretty shy, but i get a lot more confident when a large amount of the people are my close friends
idk
but we don't know how she's like with alcohol, so that may help her open up a little
Elly is superrr shy tho, especially around guys.
haha yes
are they single
that's good lol
but honestly its nbd. im not nearly as socially anxious as i used to be
I'm telling her that I'd be able to get her
im just slightly hesitant about two unnamed friends of a girl i dont even know yet lol
i want cindy there too
i know!
and she wants to meet you too lol
but this is half varuns and im sure he wants cindy and her friends there
no originally wanted it to just be people i knew or have been expecting to meet for a while
was it because you originally wanted it to be an all boys night thing?
no i just wasnt expecting more people to come but it doesnt really matter
lol you sound hesitant
uhhh yeah i suppose
only invited Cindy so far
is that ok
seems like the only thing that's stopping them is the whole ride thing, according to Cindy
just in case, I'm inviting Cindy and her 2 friends
yo
then Joey said he might be coming sooner so idk lol
last time I talked to him about his weekend plans, he said that he might be coming on Sunday
oh maybe hes driving here
wtf. since when does varun take this long to check fb
idk, I'm not good at categorizing genres
I wouldn't say it's horror, maybe more thriller ish?
it has a lot of dark elements
I have one huge game project idea
I actually don't have a lot of horror ideas for games
vr horror games
always been into horror and mysteries
at least, that's the original intent of why I wanted to be a lawyer when I was younger lol
fucked up shit
oh no, if I wanna go to law school, it'd be more for murders and shiz
you could probably become a subject matter expert on computery laws or something i dunno lol
so there's that
people tend to take very different subject paths that aren't related to the different levels of degrees
its just a not standard path i guess
nothing wrong with it
so? my mom had a BS in Astronomy then a Masters in CS
and take best option
i think im just going to apply to masters programs anyway and apply to jobs
cs into law ?
.....well. it COULD be a double major in English and Criminal Justice or Pre-law or something
can't think of a subject that I'd wanna get a Masters in
I might not want to rn, but maybe later on, like you. but in my case, if I really wanted to, it'd be for law school
it's like my mom told me, get good gpa. I know you don't want to go to graduate school, but at least with a good GPA, you have more options
come back to school to get it up?
< 3
<3
oh shit lol
so my gpa is really bad
how's your GPA
and only realized my last year
im thinking i might want to
lol
so a good GPA is actually relevant in her case
but she wants to go to graduate school
yeah, I'm not quite sure of understanding that, but I'm sure I will
yeah tell her c's get degrees
even tho studying and shiz
should I just send the invite to Cindy anyways?
data engineering is like setting up huge databases built with tons of computers that can handle like petabytes of data
oh lol so it was used in the original context
best friend forever
data sciences bff? what does bff stand for in this case?
very selective on coding preferences
is like data sciences bff
and games
so I don't really wanna go into a field working in that, unless I manage to actually create cool VR projects
well data engineering
ok
since coding isn't my strongest suit
the different branches in CS, how database management/etc is another field
what about databases?
but the info and shiz that Varun posts in the Data Science FB group don't seem appealing to me, mostly because it's foreign jargon to me atm
well, I'm more leaning towards the database shiz in CS. so there's a possibility of me being drawn into it. maybe lol
maybe matt
i think only varun and i are really into it
yeah including him. varun, matt, david, joey, me
since he's not actually into data science
including or excluding Joey lol
no theres just 5 of us
but it looked like a lot of people with you guys constantly blowing up your group chat lol
honestly there pretty much isnt more than us
lol
only for people that actually go to events
Why so little people
Wait, aren't there more people in your data science club
But she also doesn't have a ride. (cuz no car and she's all the way in Davis)
Lol that might be fun
we can(i can) make a game of linear algebra lol
I think
Advanced Linear Algebra and something about Management. (a business class)
But I feel like there should definitely be another party another time. A time where Joey and Cindy are both done with their classes so that Cindy's group of friends and y'all can meet and mingle and drink together
what are her two midterms in?
Not as bad as when Varun and Cindy were first talking lmao
Np. I'm spitting out paragraphs/separate texts anyway lol.
sorry for not responding one second.
But at the same time I really want BBQ and only way I can get that is if it's at your place
You did ask me on how often my parents go out. Tbh barely
(only marketing myself here. Jus saiyan)
Every other time, parents are always up there in their room while partying with friends
Btw, it's the first time my family ever left me alone with the house. Literally the only time I can have a party without parents being there
July 11
Monday. 2 midterms
Well it doesn't matter anymore, she has exams that she needs to prioritize
will cindy go if at your place?
But since Cindy was pretty upset that she couldn't go and (we thought for sure it was my house) so my parents were willing because they thought she'll be there for damage repair lol
ill post pics and we can all vote or something lol
well im actually house sitting for a really nice place that week
I don't wanna impose too much but I was willing since it sort of counted as a birthday present to Varun
And I know Varun was super excited and wanted to use my house but then you still wanted it at your place
hey i was just about to reply on the page
Thanks for the invite :)
Ayeee
I just woke up what is this
Same tbh
DPESTUD? More like IMASTUD
So like. Text it to everyone
Yea. Its the standard student code
all using same code?
wut
DPESTUD
http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/intel-developer-forum-idf/san-francisco/2016/idf-2016-san-francisco.html
So how do we get the tickets
You could see john cena with all those eyes
lol
Damn
o.0
o.O
Orly o.O
Free
Ya
Is there a student discount or something?
Whys it gotta be on weekdays... My monies :(
I like my relationships like I like my sources. Open
I like my women like I like my code... Robust
Event schedule http://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/intel-developer-forum-idf/san-francisco/2016/idf-2016-san-francisco-agenda.html
Prevention
Who's writing the post? Redundancy
Idf my bff Jill
Why not just post this on ACM fb group?
Dbaby jbaby
Anyone else we can add before restating the info?
woo
Yay. Even more people
bad wording on their end. I kept thinking 3 day
ya
Last day
;)
All 3 days?
I'm glad this time the code wasn't just thrown to a few stem clubs
He Facebook
Both Matts
Xavier
Who else should I add
Idc stuff here. We're starting to flood dnd chat
k
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Yes
me too thanks
yo man
Nigger
xDDD
disspointed
i thought this was about doctor pepper
http://www.efukt.com/33_The_Dangers_of_DP_4.html
SUP
Sup wanker?
you gotta try that ap rengar
At first, I was having trouble understanding it, but by the end...I understood everything. Musical enlightenment is always a good thing, right? I appreciate the link, man. Good stuff, it's along the lines of the concept of my next album I've wanted to do: "In Search of Truth, Women, and the Ultimate Song." All experimental stuff.
my friends, you all deserve this.
Crud. You know what, I could just front the money for your tickets ahead of time so that I have the money when we have to turn it in. Then you could pay me back once you get to the boardwalk. How many do you think you'll be buying? 2 or 3? If you could call me to let me know how many tickets you'll need that'd be awesome.
I work at z pizza on sierra college and douglas.
Hahaha oh my gosh that's not a dumb idea. That sounds amazing. I'm not sure if I'll be near a computer much today so if you want to call me about this later my number is 916 230 4957. What pizza place do you work at?
No, the earliest I can be there is around 7 30 probably. Um let's see I live by cirby and sunrise in cirby in Roseville which is only a couple hours away. But I'll be working 5-7. You could order a pizza for delivery and I'll take it to the boardwalk and I could buy them there. Dumb idea but possible.
Hey, Brandon Yeah I don't think there's actually a means to message band pages just yet. I'd love to sell you a mess of tickets tomorrow! Unfortunately, the boardwalk wants us to be there at 6 a o'clock and will probably be collecting tickets sometime around then. They don't want us selling tickets after doors have opened because then we could just be selling them to people who are standing in line. If 6 is way too early for you I'll totally understand though. If you live nearby I might be able to stop by and give you a few tickets before the show. But, if you show up early you can totally hang out with us and go grab Carls Jr. or something before the show starts. I just don't want to make you wait around an hour before the doors even open. Lemme know what you think!
Hey so i couldnt find out how to message the speed of sound in seawater page. But can I show up at the boardwalk at like 7:30 and buy 2-3 tickets?
Hey guys, So unfortunately Jace and I have decided to cancel the toga party because not many will be able to make it. Sorry bout that guys :[ I will hopefully see you all over spring break though! :]
Hey guys, So with the party soon approaching, who knows for sure whether or not they'll be able to make it?
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Well Ive been to numerous shows there and only one of them was free because it was like a fundraiser thing. That would be sweet though. I don't know if I can go
nope, but i hear he's good. I've never been to the Funcastle so i though i might just check it out for the hell of it. plus i'm pretty sure the show is free.
have you heard him before? is he good? I actually kind of know megazord from my middleschool
dunno if you need number but mine is 916 745 5795
http://www.youtube.com/user/KhanAcademyUrdu
http://9gag.com/gag/axN0Nr2?ref=fb.s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTJBxroWtMU
go to look up POL Viewer music. See two comments in row: 1: "Don't forget your family, your friends, your school, or your work." 2: Yeah right rofl. /forgetten http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZkVv4pJqNc
You should call the office today, or as a last resort tomorrow, and schedule a walk through of the apartment to see where costs can be cut. I wouldn't be surprised if the damage done, primarily to the living room/bathroom/kitchen, ran us a hefty amount over our deposit. If the damages can be repaired in any way, they should be. Ask for a copy of the damages when the bill comes through so we can calculate what we should pay for. I'll be flying back in the morning of the 9th which is Thursday. We can further figure out the transfer of ATT at that time. I've also got a ton of keys for the apartment that I neglected to leave, see if they'll take them late, if not I'll pay.
that sucks
impressions so far taking days to buffer
Thanks, I'll read that soon hopefully.
https://beta.guildwars2.com/ OH SHIT SON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjDJXZIwU5k&list=UUy1Ms_5qBTawC-k7PVjHXKQ&index=3&feature=plpp_video You should just subscribe to this channel for the a while. He's going to be putting up lots of stuffs on GW2
Can you read this and give me some idea of anything that is unclear or perhaps ways to fluff it up to make it longer.
DINO
hey
Hey
lol
it stars mark leung, atheist communist adventurer
13 bucks, the walkthroughs of most of the game are on youtube if you want to watch, but the game would be more fun for sure
that makes sense
like ff but more funny
it's full of lul
awwww
mark leung made a video game
lol
my name mark leung. me no spreak engrish good. me ma say me sick in head. i say i head in sic. me smok opium an make movie. preez watch good time.
NICE
VERY NIVE
found some epic 1 listen now
this good
this good
i hear soon?
you hear soon
lul
come serenade it to me
i dont know
what's that boris song that goes: buh ba da ba daaaaaa buh ba da ko lo
werd.
uhhh sure
er buddy in the car gettin' tips?
hail
sup breh
http://www.hardware-revolution.com/hardware-revolutions-1000-gaming-build-version-2-0/#comment-3811 So brosef. I was looking into and i'm probably just going to do this computer, because neither of us have any experience doing this and i don't really want to wing it. I'm probably going to order the parts tomorrow, so could you help me put it together next week on Monday or Wednesday?
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Hello all! It's time for another Open Mic at Shady Coffee and Tea, starting tonight at 6pm! Looking forward to hearing and seeing your art! Megan and David P.S. Let us know if you would like to be removed from this event's notifications; we do not seek to bother you with our shameless promotions! 8)
Hello All! Tonight is open mic, and our featured artist is: Tyler Rich http://www.facebook.com/TylerRichOfficial?ref=ts We're looking forward to good weather, coffee, and art; so stop by between 7-10pm for a great FREE event. See you then David and Megan
Hey guys and gals! sorry but we have to cancel the open mic tonight because of the rain and Zack our guess artist broke his arm :( I know... i know... we are just as bummed about it as you are! Please make sure to come out to the next one on June 17th! It will be awesome and we will have another special guest artist lined up. Hopefully the weather will be on our side! Some summer we are having so far right?! haha! Until next time!!!! Megan and David
Hello all! Tonight is the Open Mic and we look forward to some great performances from us (Love Royale), Martine Donovan band, and more! Bring your art and poetry as well; and see you at Shady Coffee and Tea! Sorry for the mass email, David
Just added to April 15th Open Mic at Shady Coffee and Tea! The Martine Donovan Band from San Francisco is the featured artist that night! This Alternative Dark Pop trio is not to be missed! Singer Martine Donovan is backed by two incredible guitarists/vocalists: Sacramento's own Ray Zhou and Kevin Benz from London. http://facebook.com/martinedonovansmusic http://martinedonovan.com/
Hello! Megan and I want to invite you to both hear our new music and attend our Open Mic this Friday (April 1st) at Shady Coffee and Tea. Take a listen to some songs we will perform, and download them for free! Hope to see you there! David and Megan of Love Royale http://www.facebook.com/pages/Love-Royale/132901643445415
Hello all!! It is looking like there will be rain Friday, which will cancel our event. This is very sad, but we can always look forward to the next open mic on April 1st (No, this is not a joke!). If we are lucky and there is no rain, we will continue on. But if you see rain falling Friday evening, you can assume there is no Open Mic. Appreciate all of your support and thanks for your efforts to create the best Open Mic! -David and Megan
hell ya
haha. like a baus
yea
do you still drink a shit-ton of dr. peppers?
It's a common web dev language
Learned it on my own
So you use php? Why? Thats what you were taught?
C++ is indeed scary
I like it. It gives me a good excuse to not try to learn c++. c++ is scary. I pretty much only know java at this point. And I only see java getting me a job if they want android
Cool. That's one language I need to learn more about
Oh yeah. I did the python codeacademy tutorials.
If you want to learn more about the languages involved, http://www.codecademy.com
I run this on my main PC https://www.apachefriends.org/index.html
Check out WAMP if you use windows
I recommend setting something up locally
I dont even know where to start. Right now php is winning cause its only 3 letters. Should I rent out server space or run something I my garage?
Hey there. I was wondering what website technologies you use? I figured its time for me to learn that stuff.
i used a command line-based program that came with it. i found it in the program directory
how do i compile with visual c++
is he now? wow i should have waited too
since he's retiring
im so sad i had to take this class this semester
so does everyone
oh god. i hate that instructor
sadly
yeah
is it with tom owens?
or something
and hopefully get more time cause it doesnt compile
yeah i think ill just email it to him
and... you really put me on the spot
they're usually command based
but i cant figure this shit out
thats what someone else told me to get
i always used the compiler within visual c++, but that's a whole ide
try the gnu compiler
i have >9 minutes
not with me, but i can recommend one
do you have a c compiler
anyways, add mythixus@gmail.com
way to go
so its kinda pointless
so i just remember i dont have a mic
:(
ok...
no you
what it is
mmm k
cool hit me up with that when you know whats happening
yes indeedy feed the needy
yes
9163001775?
do you have my phone number?
I love that guy
nein!
Do you wish to engage me in fisticuffs. Verily stepforward, friend!
alright. i need to wait for them to respond
alright hit me up if they give a more than maybe
hmm
mike and ian may be going
sure
would you be interested in denny's tonight?
hm?
brandon!
I didnt turn submit it yet.
Hahaha. Well, I hope Dobeck still gave you credit.
Yeah. I finally got it to compile. But apparently the actually graphics and shit was really fucked up and looked nothing like it should have. Soooo technically not really
Did you ever get it working correctly?
The ultimate goal of the program is to draw a team of volleyball players using java. The thing that creates the window and actually draws it is in another program. For whatever reason it isnt finding my JDK either. And damnn Jeremy you are amazinggggggggggg
Two potential problems I can see with my code: 1) "howMany" in the paintComponent() method might have an undeclared variable error. If it does, you can fix that. 2) Where the hell is your main method?
I made my own version, but I may have a mistake in here somewhere (it's 6 AM, haha): import java.awt.*; import javax.swing.*; import java.util.Scanner; public class MyDrawPanel extends JPanel { private Volleyball vb1, vb2, vb3, vb4, vb5, vb6; public void customGame(int vballs) { String firstName, lastName, hairColor, hairLength, position; int x, y, number; for (int i = 1; i <= vballs; i++) { vb + i = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the X position: "); x = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the Y position: "); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first name: "); firstName = kb.next(); System.out.print("Enter the last name: "); lastName = kb.next(); System.out.print("Enter the team number: "); number = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color [BROWN, BLACK]: "); hairColor = kb.next(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair [SHORT, MEDIUM, LONG]: "); hairLength = kb.next(); System.out.print("Enter the position [SERVER, BUMPER, SPIKER, SETTER]: "); position = kb.next(); } } public void standardGame(int vballs) { for (int i = 1; i <= vballs; i++) { vb + i = new Volleyball(); } } public MyDrawPanel() { int howMany; char custom; Scanner kb = new Scanner(System.in); System.out.print("Do you want two or six players on your team?"); howMany = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Do you want to customize your players? y/n"); custom = kb.nextChar(); if (howMany == 2 && custom == "y") { customGame(2); } else if (howMany == 6 && custom == "y") { customGame(6); } else if (howMany == 2 && custom == "n") { standardGame(2); } else if (howMany == 6 && custom == "n") { standardGame(6); } } public void paintComponent(Graphics g) { super.paintComponent(g); if (howMany == 2) { vb1.draw(g); vb2.draw(g); } else if (howMany == 6) { vb1.draw(g); vb2.draw(g); vb3.draw(g); vb4.draw(g); vb5.draw(g); vb6.draw(g); } } }
Sorry, for that last bit, I meant that I also don't think nextColor() is a valid method of the "Scanner" class. http://download.oracle.com/javase/1.5.0/docs/api/java/util/Scanner.html Also, according to the above, there's no such method called nextString(). It is simply called "next()" when you're dealing with strings.
You need to declare all your "x" and "y" variables as ints, and you need to give "firstName" and "lastName" primitive types (Java's version of string would make sense). "number" looks like it should be kb.nextInt(), not kb.nextString(). It also needs a primitive type of int. "hairColor", "hairLength", and "hairPosition" should have a primitive type similar to a string. I also don't think nextColor() is a valid method of the "kb" class. Fix all these errors and then give me the new code.
I see a few errors: Roughly around line 16, you have "Scanner kb = newScanner(System.in);". Change it to: "Scanner kb = new Scanner(System.in);". Around line 22, you have "if(howMany==2 && custom==Y)". Change it to: "if(howMany==2 && custom=="Y")". I still need to read the rest...
I don't have the JDK installed, but what is the ultimate goal of the program?
oh boy it actually looks readable copy pasted.
import java.awt.*; import javax.swing.*; import java.util.Scanner; public class MyDrawPanel extends JPanel { private Volleyball one; private Volleyball two; private Volleyball three; private Volleyball four; private Volleyball five; private Volleyball six; public MyDrawPanel() { int howMany; char custom; Scanner kb=newScanner(System.in); System.out.print("Do you want two or six players on your team?"); howMany = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Do you want to customize your players? Y/N"); custom = kb.nextChar(); if(howMany==2 && custom==Y) { one = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); two = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); } else if(howMany==6 && custom==Y) { one = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); two = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); three = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); four = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); five = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); six = new Volleyball(); System.out.print("Enter the x position followed by a space and then the y position:"); x = kb.nextInt(); y = kb.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter the first and last name:"); firstName = kb.nextString(); lastName = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the team number:"); number = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the hair color. example: BROWN or BLACK"); hairColor = kb.nextColor(); System.out.print("Enter the length of the hair. SHORT MEDIUM LONG"); hairLength = kb.nextString(); System.out.print("Enter the position:SERVER BUMPER SPIKER SETTER"); position = kb.nextString(); } else if(howMany==2 && custom==N /*so the mistake is here. but when you add the parenthesis all hell breaks loose.*/ { one= new Volleyball(); two = new Volleyball(); } else if(howMany==6 && custom==N) { one = new Volleyball(); two = new Volleyball(); three = new Volleyball(); four = new Volleyball(); five = new Volleyball(); six = new Volleyball(); } } public void paintComponent( Graphics g ) { super.paintComponent(g); if(howMany == 2) { one.draw( g ); two.draw( g ); } else if(howMany==6) { one.draw( g ); two.draw( g ); three.draw( g ); four.draw( g ); five.draw( g ); six.draw( g ); } }//end paintComponent }
Yes I can.
Ok well I don't have the code right now. Butttt I really can't figure out what the fuck is wrong with it. And it's due Monday and dobeck doesnt respond to emails so can you look at it later on???
Well /enough/.
Hey man do you know java well?
You could consider something like: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813131636 Paired with something like: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820148351 That DDR3 1600 will make a difference.
Was just going to go with the one suggested in toms hardware. Yeah i was mostly worried about the motherboard toms hardware suggested not being good enough for the processor. What do you suggest for RAM?
Everything looks pretty good except I think the RAM could be a bit better, and you may want a larger capacity hard drive (though that all depends on your needs). Otherwise, the parts make a great gaming machine. Have you picked out a case yet?
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813130249 http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814125323 http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16817139005 http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819103692 http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820148262 http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822136074 So i finally saved enough to buy myself a good pc. Im basing it loosely off of this build: http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/overclock-cpu-gpu,2655.html but with a couple tweaks. But i was just wondering if those tweaks have made the motherboard etc not optimal together. I think you know what you are doing with this so can you help me out cause i really dont.
Omg so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPPjOzecHvk&feature=youtu.be
Lol
K sent it over
Sandrajune23@gmail.com
Oops. I cant figure out how to attach a pdf on my phone through facebook. Whats your email?
This is the noobie book I read.
Hey when you get the chance can you send me the info/links to the gurp (or what is it gerp) role playing system you were talking about?
SOUNDS LIKE MY LIFE
crappy dad
TORTURED SOUL
i get it though
not on purpose though
yeah i guess. he's heavily inspired of anakin/luke
if that makes sense.
emotionally charged without the emotions
sounds like your character will be an emotionally charged one
anyway
but it's one word
i guess i should just add that e there
run as in rune
the world we will all be in will be call Fae^run
interesting
and rhinta is like some fae word that has an unknown meaning at this point
until i get the flow of managing everything
till ater a few sessions
also that i should wait
but
that's cool. i told nicole i wanna make a character
i already ate all of mine
alaxel is the true name for that main chandrian, haliax
all three of us are eating mac n' cheese
yeah lol
hell no am i gonna do that for this game
i already tear out my hair coming up with names for my book
and games i've played
i'm ripping off names from fantasy maps
yeah
but thats ok
these are ripped off NoTW names
i dunno i'm just messing
Rhinta
HOW SHOULD I KNOW
what's his last name??
and his name is alaxel
what no!
it's like his butthole is on his head
his hair is as dark as a black hole. light cant escape the top of his head
GOTS IT
okay
that does nothing except that
alrighty
but its like a unconscious permanent use of the teifling darkness ability
unless someone has like intense lore skill or somethin
and people just think its just really dark
lol
like a reverse halo
like it sucks up the light around it ever so slightly
that's abnormal
lol
like blue black
yeah
can my physical quirk be abnormally dark black hair
no?
i dunno
are you gonna be hideous?
what are you gonna look like?
i think they cool
whaaa
i guess theyre ok
but no one ever plays them :(
i think they are SO cool
i hope he picks cleric tbh
so cleric and paladin always appeal to him
he likes to play the good, herioc type
he will lean toward cleric
but i think, knowing him
he's pooped
lol
then he fell asleep
and that wizard sounds good lol
he said cleric sounds good
i suggested cleric or sorc/wizard
did robbie decide on a class
sounds good
lol
then we can start
should come over like...for lunch
okie
trying to make sense of his heritage and where it fits into the world
nicole said wheneves
he sounds more lika tortured soul
yeah
i feel like my guy wouldn't really have that kind of ambition
K so what time are you both coming on saturday?
lol
that sounds so slytherin
no the group can't know anything until the epic reveal!
but if that's true i will tell the whole group right away
and lol to scaly dick
just for consistency
i tell everyone to see it more as a guideline though
http://easydamus.com/lawfulevil.html
this link is useful for alignment breakdowns
The Lawful Evil Code A code of conduct for a lawful evil organization may look like this: 1. You shall not lie. 2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself or promote order. 3. You shall kill to advance yourself or promote order. 4. You shall not aid the weak. 5. You shall honor legitimate authority that promotes you and your comrades. 6. You shall follow the law. 7. You shall not betray others. 8. You shall not aid criminals or those who protect the weak. 9. You shall use the law to advance yourself and your comrades. 10. You shall seek unlimited power over others and unlimited order in society.
jkjk
a scaly dick
but no horns
like pale eyes or something
a subtle one
you should have a slight physical quirk then
Okay, yeah that works
ok
lol
you ARE the bastard son
oh
wait you have BASTARD SON?
like great grandpa
then my bastard son is i guess 6.25/93.75
*so
do the demon king is like your great great grandpapa?
lol
then again 12.5/87.5
so 25/75
then his son mates with full human
Okay, got it
so 50/50
is a regular teifling
Well that bastard son of the demon king
And how are you 90% human by chance?
lol
yeah that works
as long as they dont care about me torturing demons
im sure i could get along fine with good characters
but that has to be gradual and realistic
THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR ALIGNMENT SHIFTS
but yeah
no not really
they are the perfect example of lawful evil characters
or dark elves?
Do you know about the culture of drows?
and be a dick about it
i just mean lawful evil like im a soldier thats excited to kill
DUN DUN DuuuN
there is stuff you DONT know
DONT WORRY
im sad that i know, but thats the only way i can get a bad ass backstory
so it'll be really interesting to see how this all pans out lol
robbie will probably be a good character
okay got it
no one would know
until you feel like revealing that i guess
just you
but no one else knows
lol
sure
Can i also be the bastard child of the grandson of the demon kings bastard child
to make you all feel individual and unique in the world.
and there will be surprises that i will throw at your characters for each of you along the way
it will fit well into the plot i'm developing anyway
keep it
it's perfect
yes
yeah, and I left my phone in the other room. did you respond to my long one about my character
typing here cause it's easier than texting
sup
lol how nice
Where is Brandon? :(
Three times today he said
Robbie misses you.
Okay got it. Got seats B11 and B10
K sent you a text with picture. Go to the site and reserve your seats/buy your tickets. The text wil tell which to reserve
I had to make sure it'd work with Robbie's work schedule
Sorry it took a minute
Yes we will go
Well? We gotta but tickets soon if we are gonna do it.
Thanks for this I'll look into it. I own Malazan of the fallen but have barely started it. And I've heard good things about way of shadows too!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazing_Adventures_of_Kavalier_%26_Clay
I found this year old text file on my computer that i forgot about. It had a couple books that I was interested in. I'll link you to a few http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malazan_Book_of_the_Fallen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_of_Shadows http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Prism
Alright I definitely will! Though I have no experience working at restaurants :(
Hmm it might be. You might as well turn in your resume when you get here anyway. I think theyre actually pretty good at keeping resumes even if they arent hiring.
Thank you...
If the position is still up for grabs when I get back in town I'll definitely go for it
I'd apply but I won't be available for work until like the beginning of September :(
Petes, my work, might be hiring a cashier soon
ok twas just a thought!
Nah. Dont want full time, or those hours or training for class a license
It pays well and is in sac and for dr. pepper!
Hey thought you might be interested in this https://dpsg.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl?job=1407936&src=JB-10200
No. I dont even know what they need to do. I feel like they just have to remote activate it... its annoying
did the internet people come yet
Neat. I'm almost done with the second. Give it a couple more days id say
I just finished the 1st again. Starting the second soon
Where are you at in book?
831 333 6004 Robbie is 916 745 5795
Not yet just got to Vegas. I'm leaving Tuesday night! Also, I def will, just been so hectic with moving crap
Are you in Japan! Have you continued reading notw
Sounds good to me! :D
Sweet. Faux thanksgiving on Sunday?
Haha sounds perfect. Robbie requested homemade pumpkin pie for his birthday, so it all works out.
We want to bring a big thing of wine and make mulled wine and have a thanksgiving dinner or something
Oh nice. Sweet. :D
Yeah we got this foldable matress from my parents
Also, are you sleeping here? If so I'll try to make the room as comfortable as possible for you two.
Just text me when you've left and are close :D
Sounds good to me :D
So yeah Nicole works Saturday morning. We can be there Saturday evening. Also Monday is veteran's day so we can stay there till Monday if you want.
Tuesday
Alright, do you know when she'll get her schedule??
So I apparently did get this weekend off so depending on nicoles schedule we can come Friday night or Saturday. We'll get back to you
Are you guys doing anything for robbies b-day? Were thinking we should do a surprise visit. Potentially Friday night-Sunday night or monday
Niceeeeeeee :D why no internet yet?
Ok. I'll get y then. I think y is going to be less popular too so I'll have the slightly rarer pokemons! Hazaa
I should get it soon
It is being shipped to me right now
I got X
Sandra! Did you get Pokemon already? Which version?
I hate the fact that fire one is bidedal, and I don't like its arms or ass. But its looking like his final might be fire/psychic which would be crazy good.
Ah man, the fire one looks great.
http://i.imgur.com/At2ueku.jpg The second form of the starters. Water type takes the lead!
Starting to think I'll just ignore getting the old starters and play this Gen only
Ooooo yeah. Lamage :(
We have no internet, just our phones
I like a couple of the leaf ones and a couple of the water ones the most. Charizard is my only favorite fire. I don't know at this point
I hear you. I might get water this time since I seem to mostly alternate between fire and leaf. But leaf always seems so freaking susceptible to everything... ALSO...what are you doing tonight? Robbie is out jamming but he is wanting to possibly play games all night.
I want the fire one judging from first evolutions, but then there's charizard so I don't want to get the fire one from this generation
Haha I'm the same way
Yeah I want everything to stay a secret to me except the final evolutions of the starters
I think I'd rather have X. Although I'm sure more information will be revealed closer to the release date
going to get Pokemon x or y? Which version? I'll get the other one. Rather, I'll try to save enough tips to buy the 2ds and a Pokemon game
:S
Evil laugh
Yeah ^ lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njj6o8UCj5c
I'm not an owl!!!!
for some reason
how youre an owl
i just find it funny
rofl
http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/shipping/time/service/critical_int.html
"My dear Sandra, thank you soo much! Maybe he can use DHL Jetline, they pick-up the package themselves, so he will not need to go anywhere. http://www.dhlsameday.com/Pages/about/contact.aspx"
"Basically I left my old passport there and apparently they don't want to let me out without it. In the bookcase under the TV there is a big black documents folder There should be a light-blue passport in it It looks like this My adress is Dniprovska Naberezhna 26A, Apt. 104, Kiyv, Ukraine, zip 02098 for Daryna Eismont I need the fastest shipping there is, the cost doesn't matter. I will return all the money to him as soon as I come back or I can give him my card info and he can pay with it! One or two day shipping is definately the best he can do."
ya
Hopefully
Hopefully I can get a chance to see you and Nicole this weekend
UGH ANYWAY
Ew
I know, can you say EW?
Gross
BEcause I think he just wants her attention and a reason to see her physically in person
And he uses threats and Eddie to get a rise out of her
That's what I'm concerned with. My dad is a creepy and admits all the time he still has feelings for my mom.
Yeah you should. What power does a us divorce court have in Japan? It just might make it annoying for her to come back to states if she wants to
So I'm trying to see if I can schedule an appointment for free legal advising on her behalf
So, I don't know...my mom is brilliant, but sort of dense when it comes to this stuff :\
And can afford to make people miserable with it
He has a lot of money
I'm just anxious about everything because
I have no idea, all I know is that they have legal joint custody
Can he actually force shit in Japan?
like how's he doing and crap or about whether he's happy and etc.
because he never asks about eddie otherwise
and see what he can do
but everyone knows he's just getting the info he needs to talk to his lawyer
And he says, he needs to know this stuff because he "worries as a father"
:C
and was like I NEED TO KNOW WHERE HE IS AND I NEED TO KNOW BY SEPTEMBER OTHERWISE I WILL SUE AND ETC.
He wrote my mom again as if that convo never happen
But then like...the VERY next day
So then he was like YOU'RE RIGHT ALINA, I WILL SEND THE 500 DOLLARS THAT I WOULD NORMALLY BLOW AT BINGO
Then called him and I guess yelled at him and told him what's up
My sister was the first one to freak out hysterically (she like burst into tears on the spot)
Like he used the words sue and force and court and blahblahblah
The first email was sort of threatening
That's the hilarious part.
Can no one tell him what's up or does he just not listen
Which is lame
Otherwise, then he doesn't pay and still has rights to talk to her
I want her to have sole custody and for him to go away
I WANT IT LEGAL
But I want that shit on PAPER
If we could we'd just tell him to stop paying then and stop harassing us
Right? I know none of us do
God damn. How do people care about money that much
which is money he WIPES HIS BUTT WITH
And it's $500 a month
And sue my my mom to get money taken away from him :C
Instead he will blame my brother
He will never hold himself accountable for his TERRIBLE DEEDS
I know right? Especially in this case.
Ugh. People that sue people make me rustled
He is trying to talk for the first time in his life now because he is there!
THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.
Because if somehow he won and Eddie was forced out
My worst fear is not the money, but him making stupid says in about Eddie being at the home
So now I am writing letters in clear, but still broken, Keiko english
Wow mom, your english is horrible and it's worst when you're pissed off and he will use this against you
and since then I was just like...
and she let me read it
Well like, my mom wrote back to him by herself one time
Damn. That's rough. It has to be your responsibility too? That's rough
BUT I WILL DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF EDDIE WHO HAS DONE NO WRONG
Once again, I am the sole mediator in my family's STUPID drama
I CANT HANDLE IT
And then basically was like YOU HAVE TO FIX THIS
But I was so butthurt because she made me feel like a monster for saying it
Go for ittt
Awesome
THen today I was like trying to tell Alina how this disrupts my healing process with my dad and how I can't stand him anymore and how I admitted I wish sometimes he died before any of this ever happened so I'd never have to harbor all this negativity from him
We put you guys as personal references for house application. Fyi
And re calling her lawyers to get her old paperworks on hand in case shit hits the fan
Because I've been having to pretend to be my mom pretty much and helping her write every response letter
So I'm STRESSED OUT
Anyway
Basically
Fucking alina
Oh well.
I don't get it. How is taking away money that helps him pay for medication and food helping?
The worst part is every time he sends that type of letter, he's like..I LOVE EDDIE AND THIS IS FOR EDDIE
:(
Well, my brother is in a care home as you know and it was an emergency transfer because his behaviors had become dangerous and harmful. Anyway he's been there since March and my dad hasn't know about even though he has joint legal custody. But my sister told him when she returned there recently. Since then my dad has been like WELL I GUESS THIS MEANS I DONT HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT ANYMORE, PLUS I THINK I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR ALL BACKPAYMENTS SINCE HE'S BEEN THERE
Omg!
How is he doing that
And my mom is a nice lady too!
Meanwhile my dad is trying to re-screw-over my mom at the same time
Yeah she is
She's a nice lady
Poor lady
Yeah
That fucking sucks
And I read up on the symptoms of going cold turkey like that recently, it sounds pretty bad and a lot like what she's describing
:C
Cause she feels like she is going insane
and wrote everyone, as in her whole family this long...cry out letter
and now is completely cut off from mega pills she's been taking for like 8+ years
and doubled her anti depressants 8 months ago
she like...has no insurance
Oh snap. What's wrong?
but we will see
mostly to see his mom because she is not doing well
it's sort of possible i might be in town this weekend with robbie
actually
lol
But I just want to record it
No
5710 Callie Ln apt e. Why? Are you comin?
sorry
what's your address again?
Were leaving san Francisco soon
so i'm taking preliminary cautions by laying here
but i don't want to seize out
i would right here in my bed
If I could play it on my mac
My stomach hurts something terrible
i don't think i will tonight :C
?!?!?
are you playing
URGABERG
I said
to nicole about playing this game
i said something?
what did you say
lol
i dunno, i was just making stuff up
what time ????
it's okay
i dont know
theres a lot of times
:C
no
remember that time?
yeah you are
im not your mother
but i wouldnt hold you back from playing games if you wanted to
oh ok
no
JK too?
did you think
because she said jk
what to think
idk
wait
I'll take it as a sign then!
WELL
that's intense
dang
nicoles response was pretty much the same as my first thought
so she can relay it to you
well i told nicole
nol
WHAT JUST OCCURRED TO ME
YOU KNOW
YOU GUYS
Ye!
nice
Well I'm gonna give you those chocolate strawberry and frosted cracker things you like
and be like THANKS BRANDON and also NICOLE for recommending this to me
WHAT DID YOU GET ME
Maybe I'll do a book review
when I finish
And then
So I'm just getting back into it all now
I didn't do any reading in Japan
Soon
Dude NO, but I will be
/ the sequel
OH! did you ever finish name of the wind
kind of didn't enjoy it as a book but it's entertaining as a show
tell nicole we now have the first season of Game of Thrones
yeee!
thats pretty sweet
hopefully sooner, if i get better
in about 3 months
will be done
the first draft
If I go at the pace I normally go at
at the least
I guess average book is 100,000
man
25,000?
fucking. how many words is a fourth?
It makes me happy
THANK YOU FOR ASKING BTW
trying to get back into it once again but the first draft is only a quarter of the way finished
hows your book
but yeah, again cant live with her
i love the girl
you guys should move
yeah
sigh
and its obvious it's her cause of the way she holds it
that poor joystick
nails in deep
yeah, all ripped up
oh god
i assume you saw the xbox controllers they used?
deny it
or she did
then they just
yeah
broken
all my chopsticks, dishes
they all broke
i brought a lot of stuff too
and theres like 3 left
i remember that
i brought a nice knife set
she doesnt know how to handle anything
lol
and i did it
and acted as if i had a crazy moment
she put dish wash soap in there instead
she broke the dishwasher once and denied it...blatantly denied it to my face
and plugged it back in
i just did next to nothing
no
DID YOU RETALIATE?
SO IS THAT IT TO YOUR STORY
but i cleaned up after them like ALL THE TIME
lol
or maybe it happened to me too
lol I think remember that
and they start asking me to do more shit
so i have to go out there again
and then they "accidentally" unplug the router
so fuck that
cause i spend about 1% of my time in there
and then left
so i helped a bit
ANYWAY
"clean up" day like she ever cleaned really
in the main room
and there was clean up day
so it was the old place
lol, do share
I HAVE A SUPER COOL DASHA STORY TOO
It's okay.
arent ready
i know its not easy, but we
Okay.
thanks
shes getting on her own pc
He's asking me all these questions about it right now and I don't know how to answer him.
This isn't easy for me, but I can't avoid being forward about this anymore. I know you and Brandon are seeing each other. And Randy keeps asking me and talking to me and I'm having a hard time concealing the truth from him because he's a complete freaking mess. I hope you'll tell him the truth at some point. And I promise I say this as a friend and I know you'll probably be pissed at me but I love all of you.
yessm
Nicole?
hi
I know she's there.
Can I talk to Nicole?
Sandra
Brandon.
Hello comrade
Hello?
do it
i always wanted to try to be a dm ;~;
wish we could play d&d :C
Totes right.
Bitches...amirite
I see.
s
weeks and week
no
Did I reply too late??
Its already over with.
Mostly rhetorical eh? Well. I think either two things. One she isn't sincere and is just saying something completely fucking cliche to get off some "hook" easy if you know what I mean... Or she is being completely sincere and is just actually afraid of becoming attached and getting hurt. Which is not unheard of by any means. If that's the case and you want to pursue this girl I'd suggest finding a way to get her to trust you without making her uncomfortable or like things are going at a pace she's not ready for.
So. Mostly rhetorical question here. What the fuck does it mean when a girl says she'd fall too hard too fast for me and therefore doesnt want to date?
Yay good. :D
yeah i think we could do that
And he's gained 15 pounds apparently.
Anyway, Rob says he misses you too.
:\ Well. When I get settled in I hope you, Nicole and Randy, Dasha and Illia and maybe some others can all do a group visit for a few days.
just is
:C WHY
lame
is
this semester
yeah
I miss you and Lucy.
I hope you're doing well.
Hi Brandon
Hey Brandon, hopefully you got my last message. I just got our final ISTA bill in the mail for $78.91. It's due on September 1st. Between all 5 people that's about $15 each. Let the others know for me. Do you still have the account number Robbie gave you?
Hey Brandon. My phone is pretty busted but I got the left over charges from when you guys extended the lease. The total is a mere $43.67 and it's due on 9/06. I think Rob gave you the account number before he left. Anyway, send me a FB message when you guys do that so I can pay it off. Hope you guys are well.
it's ok
k i dont know how long the game im in now iwll take
k
mobafire
i'll need like 5-10 min to set up here
rob is sleeping so i don't wanna wake him
can you send me the link to where I can go on that cheat sheet thing?
lol
i'm impossibly bad but i'll try
play league with me
CANT SLEEEEEP
I'm third wheel lol tell ya later bye
You too, have fun on your date
<<;
Lmao as alright have fun! Miss ya
Check your Facebook later then. Bye.
This is stupid as shit.
You're not getting my messages.
Bye babe
Well, love you. If you home in a while I'll be on
...
Give the phone to Brandon and tell him to text for you
Do you have work tomorrow?
Really hard to text with this phone lol
Are you getting my messages?
I know, i saw on facebook
I'm in the theater with brandon
Do you have work tomorrow?
Which is like 12 to 1 AM your time
I won't be home until 4-5 PM my time
I'm at a random cafe in a giant mall
I lost my wi port in the car like an idiot
Yes hi
It's rob, you there?
HEY! So im not going to be home so im gonna add the essay as an attachment. Yeah?
?
GOSH
oh lol
Orrow
Were in tahoe. Will b back to
Hi
cool
http://paulisageek.com/imdb-250-netflix/
HAI
o
HI!
oh
just sayin hi
what it is
sup
sup
hey brandon
you can join us if you want
no
i thought i was intruding\
oh
brandon you can come out and joinn us if you want
it really makes me feel bad when im just fucking with someone and they get upset or what have you
i have too much self control and i dont want to offend people ever
even when im in that mood i still dont explode at people
i dont even know what im saying
dasha is here as you prob know.
what do they do to piss you off so bad?
like grumpy vs i will kill
well
i guess i've always been scared to ask to be honest
it seems pretty obvious to me when you're in a bad mood, i just almost never know why
or mad at them
i feel like a couple of my closest friends dont know what im like when im actually in a bad mood
but yeah. i totally know what you mean with the surface shit
without them people might lose their talking focus
yes
pants are a necassary talking tool
personally
and try to talk to her
i'm going to take your advice
lol
dasha is coming over
i better put on pants
oh shit
it's like...i know you but i don't KNOW you, who the fuck are you??
it makes me sick
i have friends but its all so surface level
lol
and flux of texts going ARENT I YOUR FRIEND?
oh. fucking didnt refresh my page
and i didn't want that kind of drama and shit
i decided it was stupid
i deleted it
im surprised your facebook status hasnt cause a shit storm yet
i'm a playa
so i blew her off
unnatural
but i just over analyzed and t hought that it would be weird and fake and awakrd
she was totally cool and normal
isn't that messed up?
but i didn't want to hang out with her
i met a girl at school who wanted to hang out
i know
to lets hang out and stuff
guy at school thats cool
and i like really related to this one guy, but its just like impossible to transition from
i even made like this small group of friends in my math classes and we all studied together and stuff
most people are just super awkward around people
right?
very difficult
where do you meet people? how do you meet people?
i know. it is
but much harder than it sounds
yeah
i think thats a good idea
i dunno what would be best but i know this isn't working for me
it is but i think i need to stop trying to make better friends out of the ones i have now and meet new people who i relate to better
why do you want to be alone? isnt that the problem?
i'm just hoping that the new place will be better and i can create a little place for myself so i can be content alone
oh well
i think everyone does
yep yep
i know i know
he gets all weird and reclusive around others
he says he kinda sees us as a family or something so he's comfortable
yeah i know
he's much more himself with you and our neighbors
robbie acts differently around strangers
or like Mikes friends or something
and robbie doesnt like them. and you dont like them?? maybe
she parties with that other group of people mostly
i dunno
so now i just don't like it
i didn't understand during that time why erica never invited me either
but no one invited me o ut
i think i might also just hate it cause i hosted several at my house and had to clean it up the next day
i hate parties now unless they're like big hangouts with close friends
yeah, i just hate it
whatever she still parties lol
or is?
yeah she does
so it's hard to find time to hang out
but i'm not
she's still into partying and all that
i like erica a lot but we just don't hang out like we used to
oh i won't don't worry
so just dont tell her :p
also i dont know if im "allowed" to be telling you this
and she is jealous of Dasha cause you guys hang out all day
like she thinks you are this hella cool friend. and you got her hella cool birthday presesnts and she didnt get you anything cause she was poor
but it's ok
although i'll admit i felt that way sometimes, that she wasn't really there for me anymore
I didn't realize she felt that way
I know recently that Erica feels really bad cause she thinks she is an awful friend to you
um i dunno
i can deal with it
lol ew sounds dreadful
anyway besides the point
fuckkkkk
BUT YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING HELLLA BORING!! 1960'S DOCTOR WHO
that's good
i feel like it will pick up later so ill finish it eventually
you know what im saying
yeah man
in a boring kind of way?
although kinda interesting
psh that movie was boring anyway
sorry i decided to choose you to dump my crap on
well this is different
oh lol
.
..
i missed that point earlier somehow
ok\
yes
i felt this way before but this is the first time it's gotten to me this bad
and its all boiled up to know
no it's just been a build up.
ok. So this isnt some like crazy thing that happened recently its just you havent been able to "complain"(quotes cause its kind of a bad word but you get the idea) in a long time
hmm
i pretty much feel like a zombie
and now i don't have that. i feel like i've been silent for a decade
sarah isn't really someone i would consider a good friend now. but even tho she annoyed a lot of people she was a good friend to me for some time. and i was used to talking to her about everything i felt for hours every single day
um i don't know
uhh okay lol
BRING IT
thanks. i don't really mind talking to a non female
oh. duh.
talking to a non fermale*
talking about a non female?
I care if you feel like talking about a non female
BUT
well you cant say that you cant talk to any of your friends on a personal level when you havent tried the one that you are with the most
hmm
i guess it seems weird that i "need" that
or really hung out with her alone
but i never spoke to dasha on a totally personal level
i know
well we hang out with illia and dash a lot
i'm basically crying a lot and having breakdown
and tonight of all nights i feel like my brain is splintering from the stress
i feel bottled up like sometimes been happening inside that i haven't found a way to express
well whats wrong?\
my friends don't really respond to my calls or texts, nor do they see me anymore unless they find t hey have nothing to do which is almost never
i can't talk to any of my friends on a personal level. it's like it makes them uncomfortable or they don't care.
why do you have no real friends?
?
and i don't know why
i don't know. i just want to die right now
why
i feel like i'm going to die
hello
hello?
what time is it?
wow! how nice! i wanna go too!
Lol. We went to a play. It was hamlet.
We're doing pretty cool. Dasha and Illia says they went to the movies with you. Sounds fun, what did you see?? We all (Dasha and Illia too) have to go apartment hunting when we return!
Good. Same old same old. How are you guys doing?
How is everything at home? Hope you're doing good!
http://thespeedofsoundinseawater.bandcamp.com/ The default should be to download into mp3. may or may not winzip to get it
i also know i like you despite what some people tell me. so know that.
its not douchery, its me being serious. your perceiving it all wrong. i even said i liked you to lighten things up. not only that i said it had been a long time since we've hung out. why would i bring that up?duh. and every time we hang out or talk usually you start with the attacks, and ive confronted you with niceness asking about shit and ignoring your smirky ass attitude remarks just to be nice.
You are asking the guy with low self-esteem why he is a bad ass. What's wrong with that picture? You are saying hey ive known you like ten months now, but Ian says your really cool and i haven't really seen that outside of frisbee. What else makes you cool cause i havent noticed anything else in ten months? So douchery gets douchery back
Why are you being such a faggot? If youve got beef out with it. If youve got some emotional bullshit. Politely exscuse yourself. If you havnt already figured out im simply saying hi and trying to see how your doing. But your just fighting me with your douchery every step of the way. I like you. But your bringing this upon yourself.
Kewl
you completely missed the point. entirely.
I don't know. Ask him.
well i'm not really sure either, ian's tone reflected quite alot, just on that tone alone i was driven to reach out to you. it's been awhile since we've talked
Ok. But I don't know what you are talking about when you say I hurd you was tight.
anyways, ian said you have some capabilities to be a badass, and i srsly want to see what other badasery you can come up with besides exellent frisbee catches.
duh. i said real talk cuz i wasnt tryna play games, im bein straight up wit you for once.
Or I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Writing about* so as to avoid any confusion
or you didnt hear me, but in fact there was no noise so you must be blind.
you dont believe me
What?
real *
eal talk
so i hurd you was tight
oh yeah? i could do that i guess. text me btw so i have your number 916-792-9668
I left I'm using my phone. Hey if you are mikes you should come visit me at walmart in the automobile area
i waited for you for like EVER! and you didnt respond back homes. don't be mean : /
You are such a faggot
Your voicemail message thing.
Hey!
i suppose
naturally ill have the most fun with a water sign. emotions are just oh soo wonderful
we have an instinctual understanding
lol i was just about to tell you i like you haha
why do you like me so much
i dunno
why are you such a weiner?
hi
punk
hey dude
i think believe' keyword believe that i can benefit from your company. and i think if i can benefit then so can you
oh dont get me wrong im not all sad and whimpering and coming to you for help.
?
so whats up. Why do you need someone more emotional
im connected to all things good, and all things drama whether i like it or not through technology.
yeahhp. a big reason why i never got one was because i hate interuptions during my solitude time.
that sucksssss
buut i actually got a phone last week, and turns out. well i wont go into details but the parts i ordered didnt work. so i have to wait
perhaps
yes well i am a very unique person that can function without said materialstic things. i would only get one because im basically forced to 'conform'
nothing i suppose...BUTTTTT for most others
why should that affect the current situation?
get a phone then :p
this is a clue for you.
i need more emotional people to hang out with
lol
don't act too cool gosh.
s'pose so
oh you responsded back :)
hey
yo dawg.
contradicting i know. i chill alone, for days at a time, then come out of my sanctuary, so to speak.
New gf. Alot of solitude. Uhhh
nahh, it hasn't even been on my mind, been busy with work/studies and my new gf. havn't hung out with anyone since that day with you guys. i enjoy alot of solitude.
No, its fine. Thats the reason were not like super open about it though. Cause we feel like some of our friends would be like "Wow, you stole your best friends girl friend of three years away from" or "Wow, you left your boyfriend of three years for his best friend". So yeah. And yeah it doesnt really matter because it doesnt seem like we are going to be anything anymore. Which is a soft spot... So anyway did you tell anyone?
oh wow. my apologies, if i hit a soft spot or anything. hmm sorry for my ignorance as well. i'm not trying to get in the middle or into anyone's business. we don't have to talk about this anymore if you wish.
They were dating for like 3 years....
nah it was a total suprise when she told me, i thought there might have been something between ian and her, but i guess not.
Oh she made it sound like you thought we were acting wierd or something. But yeah it doesnt really matter how you know i guess. So yeah thats cool
i didn't figure out anything lol, she told me. and i didn't pry the information out from her either. but yeah, i don't meddle in affairs unless i am needed by 1 or both parties. your safe.
Hey so yeah i guess you figured out Erica and me. Point being its supposed to be a secret. Only a couple few people know, and thats good for right now.
Are any of you bringing anyone with you who hasn't rsvp'd yet? OR are any of you no longer able to make it? I need to put in a reservation because of how many people are going and I'm trying to get a more accurate number than the one I have already. All of you guys who are "Maybe" attending, let me know where you stand please! (Even if it's a "most likely attending" or a "most likely not attending") Thank you everyone! I hope to see you on Sunday =] -Stephanie Durham
916-223-5145
i feel like we should get each others digits. 916-300-1775
hey, i just got on the computer and saw your IM. it never went through to my phone, so I never got it. Ya, I'm feeling soo much better! I was still feeling it a little today, but I'm good now. haha. last night was terrible!
feeling better? When i got like that i felt high for all of the next day lol
And got my argumentive spirit in action at school. Insteada facebook lololol.
So I learned alot about politics just in a couple short weeks Lol!
I'm taking Poly Sci, Macroeconomics, and Eng 1D (critical thinking/writing) for my summer classes and all my teachers know politics and each one had to talk about DOMA and Prop 8 and stance on gay marriage at the fed level... Lol!
Well it seems a bit middle fingering state policies on gay marriage. Cuz majority still dont want em but now they gotta permit other states marriage licenses. Lol.
texas has 2nd highest
nvm
oh
Oh.
not population wise
but its not a middle finger at all
Texas isnpretty big.
maybe not
mmm
Seriously?
is pretty much bigger than all other 48 states
CA and NY support its?
it is in hot debate still inguess.
population
california and new york comibned
not really
the fed gov basically middle fingering the masses
only 13 states support gay marriage though. so... lol
gay marriage is federally legal now lol
seekers of andoulin haha
Do you like science, space, and shit? I need a reading club, my first task, is to get others to read, discuss, and blog about it. http://thetheoryofspace.com/?tag=theory-of-space-by-walter-pelton or google: The Theory of Space by Walter Pelton
hmmm
i suppose
hey do u know an programming?
okiedokie
i added u
well ill ttyl gonna eat cereal and poop and shit
oh
i think its been forever
i dont knwo how new
oh its new that u can separate names now?
btw
FANCY.AMERICAN.PLAYERS
it means
i think lol ill check ñow
mines: Gabanisu
you just do
how can u separate it?
FAP gailor
FAP_gailor?
sweet
i'm gonna start playing in a month or so when i get settled in my newm apartment
FAP gailor
its
um
whats your LoL name?
lol
lol
PRETTY mcuh
That's pretty much garbage knowledge.
Of lower division GEs
Yea, adds about another year.
when you get a bachelors
and have it be obsolete
to transfer
it just seems like it takes a long time
i guess
Haha, depends on your monetary funding and etc.
yeah getting A.S. as a way to transfer is a super waste
Oh, so fresh transfer.
2 more years
i think i got
no
You close to graduating?
i already transferred soo
A longer way.
AA/AS is another way to transfer anyways,
i guess
BS's cost so mucch!
But they are free.
they pretty much are...
And told me an AA, and AS is waste of time. Lol.
I almost acquired 4 AA/AS's but everyone encouraged me to get a BS.
nope
i wish math was a degree that could get you jobs
Do you have AS and AAs?
it sucks
Idk what to say... school just isn't fun. Especially if your debting the hell outta yourself with loans.
And moved elsewhere.
I feel the same when I was in community college in Delta College in Stockton.
and cant go past assocciates
casue sierra is cc
then i pay thousands more for a downgrade
nationally renowned
sierra colleges math and physics departments were top notch
some bs
Oh... the horrors of education.
Haha.
PhD peeps need research to keep em happy.
yeah
No wonder teachers angry.... they feel insignificant not doing research.
yea'
But its a CSU?
nope
Sac has no research?
and end up teaching at a school that doesnt even do research
But the math department fucked me over, I was a struggling student and my 2012 Spring Multivariable Calc screwed me over.
they all get phd in engineering
all hate themselves im pretty sure
professors at sac state
Physics department as Cal Poly Pomona was awesome, kinda... very enthusiastic teachers.
yeah
Ah, you at Sac state now?
Haha
sucks ass
sac states engineering department
lol right?
Blame educational system for not making it as addicting as Leagues, lol.
Nah don't blame leagues.
pretty much
For shame! lol
Cuz of leagues?!
my grades have dropped the last year
All who matters play leagues!
its really addicting
Actually.... everyone plays Leagues... lol
All my cousins play Leagues, I should too.
yeah
Just LoL?
nah
Are you into any MMO?
MMO's are time consuming... I'd rather cook myself dinner instead, lol.
i didnt play the original
The remake of FF14, lol.
nop
Hey, are you gonna try FFXIV: ARR?
lol
wait nvm
wanna know a cool joke
whoa grammer and spelling and word usage!
i heard him qnd his gf moved to a okace like sounds like snow whites cottage lol
id be sad too, he a cool guy
hahah
usad robbie left u?
lol
lol
yer a white nigger!
havent played it
D3!!!!!!!!
Man d3 is awesome haha
damn
idgaf about my classes this semester
I think ill just make it too short
and i have to watch a movie for film class
im halfway through an essay
lol
im officially screwed!
man, my math teacher assigned 60 math problems for the weekend, and i only did 10 cuz i got stuck twice -.-
ic
computer engineering
what are u majoring in anyways
galkas are asexual lol... the ffxiv version actually has females that are kinda hot haha the first one you meet is actually a leader if an organization
suck my galka meat sausage
lol suck my bottle rocket
i need download xCode on mac, then i could compie too but im not familiar with it
torturing yourself with mac cant imagine the pain
its ok haha
im sorry
ok im switching back to mac >.> lol
oh haha
lol well i already sent it since im like 10 minutes late already
you gotta work on yer asthetics man :D
Total= 100.00Press any key to continue
the line becomes like this
because
Oh, you need a newline after the total = xxxx
not usually
well if its not spot on, its usually not a sucessful build the first time -_- did u just type this out in text format only?
lol
u fucking nigger
thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
lol usually people dont hit it spot on the first time >.>
oh man im such a wizard
idk about if it runs the way you want it
it runs perfectly
does it work?
ok time to shine
haha no eww
ew
gimme a couple mins, im on my mac partition lol
wow u can download stuff from facebook chat? lol
dzjyrn@gmail.com
lol sure
can i send the code to you and have you see if it compiles
man i havnt coded in a while, i need to study some more haha
check
its a standalone compiler that doesnt really cueck syntax lol
you have to give it a compiler
but jgrasp is pretty much just a word processor
jGrasp cant compile it?
and i have jgrasp
when it comes to that
but i dont really know what im doing
i had my friend set up gcc on my other computer
what do u usually use? i think jGrasp is actuallt treilly free ad can compile c also
c++ compolers should complile c, but every other compiler has it small nooks and crannies
i need to see if my code compiles in 20 minutes and this pc has no c compiler
anything c++ should compile c its a standard
any*
without and other things i need to do
which is a c-compiler, why?
does it compile c
microsoft c++ compiler is free
do you have a c compiler
its not that bad, same as FFXI, really
play ffxiv, it's free!
play this till I diee sonnn.nn,
http://concerts.livenation.com/event/1C004CD4B5E29E09
http://concerts.livenation.com/event/1C004CDBBD1CCE76?dma_id=382
What if we could be roomates?
Finals done yet?
nice dog
no ive never heard of it
have you heard of this website and do you know what it does?http://www.teamviewer.com/en/index.aspx?pid=google.tv.s.int&gclid=CKjChJe9_rYCFUld3godNWUALw
well im sureyou have your reasons
oh tthat doesn't sound fun
after 9
i dont know
?
oh what time you leaving>
just leaving later
no
traffic
i see
im gonna be much later
about 7 or so
Gonna be in monterey
sup
sup!
boris playing may 22nd. down
lol i dunno i have to rationalize you not coming somehow, it sucks
so?
theyr tweeker rock anyway
oh well
i cant go
yup
thats cool
yeee
April 14th
TERA MELOS is coming to SF
aight
in a bit
ill be back
im gonna walk my dog
c.r.e.a.m.
"fuck bitches get money"
But i think the superficial nature of the city makes me think that way
which i have neither and sometimes that's how i rationalize why i don't have pussy at times
sometimes i think i want a girl to like me for my achievements and independence
slow down lil partner
over and over again
and dont want the drama that can happen from budding relationships
but i think i want what*
want*
but i think iwhat comes with a committed relationship.
haha
i wouldnt be opposed to two
well
one at a time
i just mean i only want one
soul mate
i dont mean "the one" like
we killed zion 6 times
like the matrix
so now i think there's no the one
i don't know why
but then I got tired of Elizabeth somehow
i used to thnk that way, about Caitlin first, then this Elizabeth
just want the one
bitches be crazy. dont need to know a lot of them
i know right? fuck those guys
i dont really desire just hooking up with bitches though.
good for them
some friends of mine in the city are SUCCESFUL at it apparently
ive never tried it
online dating bleeh
on fb
*"like it"
the best i could probably do is make a club called "Zach's dick" and have people like it
i'm good off of online profiles
that's what's up
besides for school adn work
if i got out of the apartment sometimes
yeah. i suppose i could know more girls
if i walk around with my head down all the time i pretty much forget about luck
especially in the city
its both all the time really
lucky
It's hard to get laid dude, consider yourself either lucky or skillful opportunist
just didnt understand the context
YEEEE
get it
i did
got laid in st louis. that was pretty sweet
oh well
youi didn't get the obi-wan reference...
it was cool
nice! how was it?
she might tell me to go home and to rethink my life
traveling is cool
i went to houston and st louis this break
that awesome
i know one too. pretty hot. almost got with her. didnt work out.
travelled around the wolrd and only lik 19
she knows jedi mind tricks i swear to god
Elizanel. HELLA FINE
I know one!
no chicks in engineering
its distracting, elizabeth and being serious with her
im in the sausage aisle of college
ha nice
huh what ? elizabeth?" off and on. I'm in the fish market: college
Roseville breeds unique breeds
you still with that chick?
yeah
*sorry
fucking pussies
that's some weird shit, some kids a year behind us are married already
Me niether but thats the fun is getting to know them
or all the ones i know might as well be married
i dont know any of them
and the one's still in Roseville, THEYR MISERABLE
there's some here in the city, its kinda funny
isn't there any poon from highschool around there?
or atleast my first semester did
sac state sucks
it already started for me!
durrrh
i really really dont want school to start this week
lol
im alive
ah
reminiscing about sleepover days!
My parents ask about you. said hows brandon?
lol
or what fish you pick
Let me think of what my dad would say, whose wife who you thought was "classifiably hot" has a very conservative christian family: there's bullshit no matter what
or all this other non sense
but i dont know what kind of bull shit id have to deal with from her family
no shes cool
youd probably pick that up already
you should be able to tell right away if the girl needs to convert you
demonic sacrifice:extreme end of spectrum
lol
i don't care if the girl makes demonic sacrifices, whatever her religion but if she's not open to argument then the bitch ain't worth it
and then you have an engaging date that you enjoy!
if she's more liberal she could probably debate these things with you in a cool manner
like i said, it sounds like the conservative mormon is not for you.
like prop 8 was almost 100% because of the mormons
they manipulate the politicians
but mormons are more discrete. they dont manipulate their followers
to me atleast
its pretty plain and out there
but with scientology and catholicism
But during a date i could see how i could confuse the girl with her religion, if the topic came up.
yeah i know
well, corrupted leaders isn't a unique trait among all religions
corrupt to the bone
not religion. the leaders and shit
its just such a fucked up religion
the idea of dating a mormon feels weird
lol you got over it fast!
i like her just fine
becauz with mo mormons comes mo variety
so before you know it you might find a mormon you like
fast
The thing is mormonism is growing.
meh. im no better i guess. i stopped chasing after this one girl when i found out she was mormon
it's a moderate-strength inductive argument
thats weak
bah
she's either looking for a conservative muslim who will make her his slave or she's looking for a more americanized muslim who will be willing to sex her without clothes on
I told her she was hot once, she asked me if i was high
thatd be funny
oh man
I'm going to tell zehra i'll turn muslim for her if she takes off the makeup
writing sucsk
yeah theyrs all kinds of stuff you can do like that. in music all i can do is sit and play, no ways around that. for poly sci or sociology my other strong points i have to write some bullshit
If i can think of anything, make your major/master's thesis or whatever really good.
to put on my resume
i think ill have to do some independent developing
yeah
But i know how the system is set up. they think by your gpa you weren't a good enough sponge.
hey but can't you find certificate's? in college you take specific classes that earn you a certificate like Political Science dept has a zillion. a certificate could look strong
lol
*Zehra's body is hot
if you subtract a pound of makeup
my gpa sucks ass
but its gonna suck once i go looking for engi jobs
oh yeah i suppose
Zehra is hot
YOur resume looks better than mine , that's the only point
you dont need to know anything to drive
oh i didn't know that
Yeah but in my eyes you earned it, being good at math or whatever
and i only worked once a week
i had a second job for a while at an office. data entry. quit after like a month
best college kid job ever
i mean, you can hold on to a job a lot longer than me
At least you get around to it. and can work -a lot without going batshit
im so not studious
i know feeling of no selfdiscipline
yaeh dude
I'm not really self-disciplined, I'm all over the place, maybe the military can help with that
Hey i got hella good tho. doesn't mean i stopped playing
i mean that's been for awhile already
:(
I'm not going for music anymore
hmm
but now that's changed lol
"they said they want me for theyr army or whatever, picture me giving a damn i said never"
i know i used to quote public enemy alot
'm not saying this is me it's just something im thinking about
youve always been a fuck the police kinda guy
me
you?
or something
international law/enforcement
? maybe, we see
because, my career direction may take me around there anyway
next I'll try an airforce one
why?
I talked to an army recruiter
yeah
cool
oh
in my mind
they have their own tier in terms of mastery
de--syncing
chain grab?
why are ice climbers ridic?
with her specials all done up nicely
Zelda has gone ICE CLIMBER ridiculous
perfect for my noob
thats cool
no homebrew required
oh
it's "hackless"
its easier to upload than minus
I was psyched about it.
ive seen some vids
yeah the stages are awesome too took most of the stupid ones out
it's not done yet but
better than minus i think
i imagine
ITS DOPE
nope
have you played project m?
forgto it
totally forgto
oh fuck
:(
plan got fukt up
Hey ho capn jack
yoooo budz o steel
but we talk at least
i think i have to use this weekend to solve some lisence re-obtaining problems
i dunno
ill talk to you this weekend if thats what im understanding
dancer
go go
ok dude i really gotta go
or at least ponytail that fuzz
i am gonna get a haircut
lol
itz a cutthroat bizness
gotta shoe-yourself-in
upsize mr. wittig
make yrself all pretty
so i should get it no question
its really close to my old place
delivery driver at the place where ian is also a driver
what kind?
BUTT-fuck
i got my first interview this thursday
FUCK
BUT
got fired if you didnt hear
my life has sucked the last month.
this weekend? nothing.
yeah you fix those broken decsk?
holidays and shit
what you got going on this weekend?
t have a wii so
well, i don'
never could mod the thing
i got into epicduels again
i'm sick of brawl
ergh
no
*my
accomplish me dick
i kid
thanks
fine fuck you
no accomplishment there
all i had to do was live
whateves
grats?
yeah
grats
but now it's like there's no place higher until I'm a senior
21+
mwahahha
oh shit!!! happy birthday
ARGHGHlkh
fuck this
I'm writing an essay on my birthday
i figured
different school tho
i was there for like 30 minutes.
boosh
bout to go toschool
watsup
ok
find the one that matches with the version he has
this lists a whole bunch
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Bannerbomb
you need a certain one for each version of the Wii's software
fuck
but i found the twilight thing on homebrew list of dwnlds...
also, a little 1 KB called gameconfig.txt
no thats not right
dre, owner of the wii, said he'll tell me when he gets home, soon
not right....
and the homebrew, so far, i acquired "twilight-hack-v0.1-beta2"
the latter is the brawl minus mod
Brawl Minus v2.0 (NTSC-U)
i've got Gecko9391 in a folder called apps
to me
the guy has to get back
what version of wii is it?
i was hoping you still had that stuff..:(
ok
same all around wherever i find it
gecko seems to be the most straightforward thing
>o<
you pay now!
tsing TAO
indeed
grubhub
Tv show called community
what show? i don't understand
lol. The tv show is still better
I got invited to a sex-party tonight
pwn narration
v.v o 0 O
hey so whats going on this weekend? I forgot your legitimate email.
Howdy
BRANDOLF
Sup
http://www.nerfplz.com/2013/03/third-set-of-zac-logs-and-leaked-full.html
and fed elise
yi with 4 zeals blade of the ruined king and att speed boots
pretty much got 2v5d
i played a game earlier
lol
JESUS
and chain dies feeding riven
fucking thresh support then randomly 5 mins in he decides hes jungling
russell did worse than sandra and robbie
just played a game with sandra and robbie and russell
Jesus
no u
piece a shit
forgot to reply
Fuckin
im playing steam
oh yeah
I SEE IT SAYS YOUVE SEEN THIS AT 2:18
Da fuq
Brosandwhich
Whered you go
which are basically the same
and im using like my vayne runes
cause im too cheap to buy another page
i think i am
mobi quints
annd you should probably use
my life is a LIE
fuck
mobafire sucks / thats pretty old guide
http://www.mobafire.com/league-of-legends/build/competitive-solo-top-darius-v3-s3-305139
ive just been following this pretty much
but yea
Youre just jealous of how green and fabulous it is
is a GREAT FIRST ITEM
warmogs
and it gives insane pushing powers
sunfire cape is good because it does magic damage and your laning opponent will be building armor most likely
poop your chair
i gotta shit
say to get it
both top guides
its like some mystical enchantment
idk read the guide
what do you need black cleaver for
you do 800 true damage
on DARIUS
said sunfire was meh
this guide i read
other shit
randuins
sunfire
THIS GAME IS HARD
fucking
THEN A CLEAVER
WARMOGS
Fuckin
need to l2build
that guy even said it
like always
SHEN COUNTERS ME BRO
well
lol
didnt even build correctly
Oh ya
last night against shen
HMMMMMM
when else
no it isnt
AT DARIUS
no it isnt
that was the first time i did bad bad
darius is overrated
saw him trying to 1v1 ezreal. he blows every spell on him and the ez just uses his free flash and gets away. gotta save those gap closers
and overconfident in my abilties
cause that first kill got me all excited
I was just playing way too overconfident for not knowing what im doing and fucked myself many a time
he wasnt even good at zed either
lol
yeah and also fuck assassin junglers. worthless pieces of shit
but then it got ANNOYING
and then he just started flipping out and it was funny at first
a stonerlike zen state of AH FUCK I SUCK DICK THIS GAME
I wasnt even like mad mad I was just like mad at how pissed he was getting i was in like
lol
yeah i did. if that guy would have just admitted to his one stupid play i wouldnt have even cared that much
LOL!
I DID
did you RAGE QUIT BRO
YOU HATER
IM ON
UPDATE BETTER
GOD
in the descrip for you
THERE
UGH
not if you keep it private like that
anyone actually wanting it
i cant imagine
they will
if they actually want to save the picture
well
no one is going to type out that 30 character long url
FINE ILL ADD IT
lol
also
thats really dumb
and be a SPOILER
i didnt want people to click it
atleast put it in description
but
i was gonna put it in the descrip
also
i dont use that shit
why
and imgur link
you need to make that shitty non-imgur link
and
so people can actually go to it
you need to put that shitty non-imgur link in the video description
rofl nice
I was trying to find this last night when your lady gaga vayne and shit but failed. Just found it.
SUP?
ahh you have become offline apparently
watcha doin
http://rs177tl.rapidshare.com/cgi-bin/upload.cgi?rsuploadid=108117324548749059
it was a badass performance! such energy from both the audience and elvis.
i just forwarded this entertaining link. BLACK SABBATH
did you see these guys?
I hear youre playing pokemon. 3926 5573 0753
I did the old fashioned commute with my car. Its about 45 minutes getting there depending on the day/time...
How did you get to Sac State? drive, bus, lightrail, what?
Its ok. Got a pretty good charliehorse on my leg though
brandon. i wholeheartedly am sorry that i fucking tackled you over a frisbee game. i got heated for no god damn reason and you did not deserve it. i know it sounds like a bs excuse but hey sorry i all i got man. take it easy in the meantime. stefan
Nice! I might do this. I'mma buy a desktop off kris soon. Quad core
https://beta.guildwars2.com/
some of them had work helllllllaaaa early
yeah
ohh
I was gonna, but they crashed early
but i thought you came over
thats really really really really really awesome
I was watching dragon ball z with sarah farinsky lol
nice
and totally fell asleep on my seat
i went into my room to watch a video
how was last night
what's good
dudearino
gampy_2@yahoo.com
http://community.wizards.com/go/forum/view/75882/136042/d20%20Character%20Optimization http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?board=9.0
Fact
Yea just stumbled upon it. Its awesome.
I approve. I've just had swd6.net for races and a few links I found around the rancor pit to most skills and most powers from most books.
http://d6holocron.wikia.com/wiki/D6_Holocron_Wiki
i havent gotten around to getting the character back to life yet. Dont yet know if it can be done
Cool to see the lul guy still exists
coolio
Sure. DBFG2837 mArf1222
So by chance could you send me bloodmongers POL ID and password and such if you dont mind?
Whatever it takes to meet the prereqs. you'd have to be lawful evil though. or lawful neutral i guess, but that'd probably be too ethical for the evil camp. what if public drunkenness is illegal?!??!?! YOU'D BE DONE FOR! but don't worry, It's legal in DND as far as I care.
ok so instead of 5 levels in fighter i take 4 levels in monk and a level in fighter and start drunken master
http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm142/the_bagaar/untitled-2.jpg
Frenzied Berserker Drunken Master is pretty legit
Man fucking half treant half dward gargantuan weresquid that is angry then starts drinking and when he takes three drinks goes frenzy, then when he drinks to the point where he has less that 3 intelligence becomes a wall. Its too fucking good. Shits great. MUST PLAY NOW
I HAVE NO DAYS OF FOOLISH MORTAL. /smalltextbuttoolazytofigureouthtmlforitortofindoutiffacebookevendoeshtml but i wish i did
SO EVILCAMP IS ALL WERKED OUT. When's good for you to start? any day off, or any day after nine correct?
hmmmm....touche
are you*
stop playing your love games with me
Hmmmmm. That was cloooose, but not quite. I'll give that an almost touche... almost...
nah that aint me
HOLY SHIT DUDE. Have you ever heard of copy paste. this is unfollowable.
OH MAN. Just read the most epic trolling on a forum ever. This troll is a long time troll of smashboards and he is claiming to go to a national tournament under a fake name and reveal himself if he makes it out of pools. And people are like shut the fuck up you dont even exist. So to prove it this guy is like "It's awesome how you don't reply to my posts whenever I actually make a good point/ask a good question Watch: Hey, VBM(trolls name), who do you main?" Next post is from another guy "Also He'll answer to questions that are wrong like this. VBM, do you main Roy?" VERY NEXT POST IS FROM TROLL "No, I don't main Roy." next post is from the guy that asked if he mained roy "Point = proven" OH LAWD. I WAS DYING. TOO FUCKING GOOD
That's awesome to hear, yeah I think he has a lot of hours at Z.
Driver. Actually there probably won't be very many hours. So he should probably stay at z. I'm pretty good. Got a student loan so I dont have to work this next semester. Not enough time to work and do well in school.
What position? Also how have you been?
Lawl. He is working at Z still. As far as I know he doesn't super mind it but I'll pass on the message.
Do you know if will bloom is still working at z pizza? Tell him to apply to petes if he's sick of florin.
Of course
Sweet. Thank you
Yes and (916)749-5526
Hey Sonia. Can I put you down as a past supervisor for a reference on a job app? I need your phone number if youre ok with it.
Oh odd. thanks
Oh. Nope.
No, about Doug. Lol. He personally apologized and it was awkward
About San Fran? Nope
>:(
Did you tell Emily what i told you?!
hey
Ya
yup I'm almost certain of it. and thank you. btw are you feeling better?
Yes i can. He will be there at night?
well how about after work? can you drive me home. because big boss will be there. btw my phone is broken too!
I was thinking work or little before
ok well meet for breakfast? or lunch? or work?
We can talk tomorrow. scouts honor
Hey do you want to Hang out and Talk?
phone is broken
Here's the stuff: 1. Define and describe the five perspectives Psychoanalytical, behavioral, cognitive, humanistic, biological use theories, names, and definitions. 2. Choose one perspective sensation and perception learning and intelligence how are they related? Use a specific example and theory. Make it in depth.
HA! Nice.
300-1775. Also i eat a fuckton of popcorn. Forgot to mention that
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch?
if you want ;)
It's not new however :P
you may look at my bikini to make it up
Well you know what
:)
mmm it seemed a little too good
I hope you're not very disappointed?
was not me :P
everything before I said it was me
so what was the hacker saying and what was you?
ok
I've turned off my pc
on laptop also
No sorry
yes
did you change your password with the computer you were using before?
was making soup
I'm so sorry
yeah.
Are you still there?
So sorry..
im on my laptop now..
fixed it
So just ignore any more messages. I changed my password so Im hoping that will fix it.
Ok. So I think there is a virus or something on my account. It's automatically IMing people.
im confused...
JUST IGNORE IT!
THIS THING WON'T STOP IMing.
what part wasnt you?
but I still want to have sex.. :)
Ah! That wasn't me talking earlier. My account was hacked or something
:P
ok that makes sense
later
how am i supposed to rate it? or do you mean later?
can't see the back side in the mirror :P
you may rate it :)
yeah victorias secret
thats cool. online shopping?
just bought a new bikini :)
east st
where are you living right now anyway?
and we have all my stuff
its more comfortable than bushes
I can get everyone to be elsewhere :)
but I think my room is fine
to be honest, I don't like cars that much :P
hmm well. cars arent that bad. mine is kinda tiny though
hehe :P
maybe i could get my house empty by the way
true
i dunno. i just feel like bushes shouldnt be first choice if our houses wont work
where else? :P
lol thats a possibility
so i suppose we just have to do it in the bushes somewhere
I already can imagine you with a boxer and a hard one :)
i suppose so
well then it's gonna have to be really good..
woow, seriously?
7 acutally
6 months!
you know.. i haven't had any good sex in two months or so.. so im getting a bit anxious
just kidding :P
i dont think so
maybe robbie could join us :P
same story here..
:) well my place probably isnt the best. One of them is almost always home
I really can't wait to feel you in me..
ah well..
no robbie and sandra are in the apartment
but are you alone right now?
so I called AT&T and they said they were gonna get me a new number
nobody could call me
i dunno..
but if everything goes allright i'll have one again around wednesday
oh. that sucks why is it blocked?
and AT&T is taking a few days to get me my new number :S
my old number has been blocked
well actually I haven't got one right now :S
i dont think i have your phone number...
can't wait..
allright :)
oh no. Im very interested.
but if you don't want it's fine.. just don't go bragging around all about this please..
Im serious
now I am :P
i thought you werent suggesting anything? :P
I really want you
hey
except this weekend im going camping
i have wednesday and thursdays off. and work every other day 5-9
Do you have any time this week?
lol ok :)
so maybe we could one time..
all it takes is a nice body lol :P
but its possible..
oh. wasnt sure if you were or not :p
im not suggesting something with it :P
mine became complicated
and to be honest i could use someone now..
very uncomplicated
well its also a very special relationship
yeah
ever had a sex buddy?
well just..
what do you mean?
just a question
:)
do you consider us real friends?
lol true
miss that too..
you cant have sex with any friend :P
but well
people you could talk to and things
yeah exactly..
not really...like ive had falling outs with friends that were close and thats kinda similar
You never had that feeling? :S
hmm yeah
kinda weird
well.. suddenly there isn't someone anymore who is there for you only..
but i guess that also leaves a hole in my life
actually i dont...never been in a relationship for nearly as long
I mean.. there are still plenty of friends but
just leaves a hole in your life
its weird what breaking up does you know..
yeah.. could use a little comfort
awkard?
But I feel awkward notheless..
and if it doesnt work, well, it just doesnt work
a relation either works or it doesnt
ah well you know
hopefully. I heard you and jace broke up. How is that affecting you?
im sure its gonna be fine ;)
ah too bad
uhh...kinda shitty
so how are things in love?
sure :)
so you wanna meet up someday soon? :)
yeah
thats good. you are back in roseville right?
i'm fine
good. how are you?
how u doing?
hello
sup?
hi :)
Because it's neat
WELL THEN WHY AM I SEEING THIS
No. I'm not waiting for portal 2. It is in no way worth 50$
Tell me you wrote this.
Dang son. Awesome.
12 PM waiting outside of Gamestop Been here since 2, made a tent to sleep Gotta be sane, gonna get myself a game Seein' everyone, the time is soon now Tickin' on and on, everybody's waitin' Gonna get a game called portal 2 Waiting for the clerk, I see my game (my game) Case thrown in the back seat Manual in the front seat Gotta learn all new stuff Readin' bout portal It's Tuesday, Tuesday Gotta game up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Tuesday, Tuesday Gamin' up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portals, Portals Lookin' forward to online play 5:35, hours into my new game Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly Portal, think about fun You know what this is I got this, you got this Online friend by my side I got this, you got this Online Content Teamin' with my buddie Solvin' all new puzzles Gotta make my mind up Where does GLaDOS hide? [Chorus] It's Tuesday, Tuesday Gotta game up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Tuesday, Tuesday Gamin' up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portals, Portals Lookin' forward to online play Yesterday was Monday, Monday Today i-is Tuesday, Tuesday (partyin') We-we-we so excited We so excited We gonna play portal today Tomorrow is Wednesday And Thursday comes after...wards I won't get any sleep this week. [Rap Verse] Portal, Portal 2 Been gamin' all night long now (All night long now) Playin' online (Playin' online) I'm breakin' physics (yeah, yeah) Portals, fling yourself Wit' a robot on my side (woo!) (C'mon) Passin'by is a turret that I had flung It's firin', firin', killin' me Check my time, it's been a week, worth the time Never gonna stop, c'mon, c'mon y'all [Chorus] It's Tuesday, Tuesday Gotta game up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Tuesday, Tuesday Gamin' up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portals, Portals Lookin' forward to online play It's Tuesday, Tuesday Gotta game up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Tuesday, Tuesday Gamin' up on Tuesday Everybody's lookin' forward to the online content Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portal 2, Portal 2 (yeah) Portals, Portals Lookin' forward to online play
hey text me im watching a movieeeeee
telling him that you're moving?
idk.. im telling him tonight though, thats why i have to go
how is that going to be
awwww shit
i have to go to pauls tonight =/
caps lock got me all excited and shit
do something nowish?
wanna
so whats up man
PFFT
you're all squinty eyes and shit
all squinty eyed and shit
rofl
is way more stare like
- _ -
fuck you fb chat
ughh
that
wtf is
-_-
hmm maybe
how is that not surprised
thats a stare
thats not surprise
what are you surprised about?
O.O
Anyway
EVERYONE TILTS THEIR HEAD TO THE RIGHT
you tilt your head to the left when you frown
pftt bullshit
)= looks stupid
when i frown
i do?
but who the hell does that nonsense
then eyes
maybe if you did mouth first
WELL FUCK
what
...I think you're wrong
its proximity
easier to tell
EVEN
I dont use a colon... i use an equal sign
than to (
way closer to )
colon is clearly
nah man
It depends on the angle youre sitting at
:) is like 1 cm closer together than :(
TOTALLY BRO
maybe
hahahahahahahahaha
it takes more muscles to frowny face emoticon that smiley face emoticon?
...
because...
why
stop frowning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and its hilarious
D=
stereotyping his race perfectly
OHGOD
of this black guy
theres this little clip
fuck man
Not at all
so do you know any kind of shit about starcraft?
i like my teensy letters
lol
THATS SOME SWEET LOWER CASE LETTERS YOU GOT THERE
i got tired of capslock =/
VICTORY
GODD DAMN
OH YOU FUCKING LOSEER
hmm..
JUST PUT IT DOWN ON SPEAKER PHONE AND LET IT JINGLE
LIKE IT BARELY HAPPENED
HOW WAS IT FOR YOU?
OH IT WAS HILARIOUS.. I THOUGHT IT WAS FLORIN CALLING AND I WAS ROLFING AT EMILY WHILE EATING A DELICIOUS SANDWICH
MORE IMPORTANTLY HOW WAS 9:03-9:06?
WAS GODDAMN WORK
HOW THE FUCK
I REALIZED THIS
YOU KNOW THATS HARD TO READ BUT I THINK I GOT THE IDEA
THE SWEET LITTLE SNACKS
GOLDFISHARESOFUCKINGINCREDIBLEANDDELICIOUSANDAWEEEESOME
NOT THE LIVING THINGS
LOVE EM
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
GOLDFISH
I KNOW SOME THINGS THAT ARE GOOD
DONT EVEN ANSWER YOULL NEVER GUESS
GOD YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD?
BECAUSE ITS A HUB FOR GAY THINGS LIKE Z AND CAPS LOCK
HOW A IS LIKE FRISCO
WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND I WONDER
LIKE BUMPIN!
i DONT UNDERSTAND
YES HELLA LOUD
FUCKING A IS LIKE FRISCO
TRUE..
ALSO NEXT TO THE A KEY
"Z"'S
LOUD?
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY
I JUST TALK LIKE THIS REGULARLY
MINE KEEPS GETTING FUCKING STUCK
YEAH DUDE
KEY
THAT STUPID ASS BUTTON BY THE A KEP
HOMOSEXUALS?
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING GAY
ITS FUCKING AWESOME!
I TALK LIKE THAT SOMETIMES
LIKE! THI!S, M!!!A!NG!!!
THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE AT THE END OF SENTENCE
SHEEEEIIIITTT
ASSUME EXCLAMATION MARKS ARE RANDOMLY SCATTERED THROUGHOUT ALL OF MY SPEECH
I'M TALKING TO YOU
?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW
WHILE TALKING TO ME
FUCKING THERE WILL BE NO GODDAMN SADFACES
WE SHOULD FUCKING HANG OUT MORE!! I'M LEAVING SO SOON D=
FUCK
ME FUCKING TOO
I FUCKING LOVE NETFLIX
SOME SORT OF MOVIE ON NETFLIXDIZZLE MOST LIKELY WILL WIN
AND NOW IM FIGURING OUT WHAT I COULD DO TO SATISFY MY NEEDS OF ENTERTAINMENT
OMFG WHY NOT
JUST GOT SICK OF SUCKING AT TF2
FUCKING NOTHING
WHATS UP BRAA
HEEEEEEYYYYYYOOOOOOOO
brandoooooooo
hhhhhheeeeeeeeeyyyy
Hey, are you guys going to greenback?
I figured
That was supposed to post as a comment.. my phone is stupid
It was the pic with you wrestling the dough roller thingy. And I was joking. It's pretty clearly not taken by you cause you are in the pic. Was just making a funny because of what happened last time facebook and work mixed
This was taken either off the clock after work or not by me. (I can't tell because my phone won't tell me which pic) So shuddup. >.>
toodles
Well then, I'm about to go into work but I'll ttyl duuude
Fair enough.
meh
It made me dislike Zerg more. >_<
Do it!
but youtube put an ad, then i didnt care enouigh
i was going to start it
no i didnt
Have you see then trailer for the Heart of the Swarm expansion?! It made me want to actually learn to play
not really. not anymroe
Nice. Hey how do you feel about SC2? Are you not interested in the game at all?
making bank
yeah
Pete's still going well?
it doesnt matte
I'm not helping omg
yeah
Ohfack sorry you're trying not to think about. I'm sorry I forget are you at Sac now?
monday
Oh yeah, when do you start? o:
trying not to think about school starting
nothing
Dude what is uuuup?! I was looking through old photos and realized how much I miss our group. D: what have you been up to?
Sup
BRANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
k see ya
6:06
6:10?
soooo? Expect you here by 6:15?
unless otherwise told
i shall leave in a minute
so no phone? How long will you be?
OK
Mike's
your CHARIOT AWAITS
ok where you at
Yes prz
lolwut
want to go?
you]
so
its always worth it
I've gotten so hungry, that I know I will be full fast and it won't be worth the money. D: Or will it?
I don't even want Mongolian anymore though lol
Okay hurry plz
me too
:P I'm hungryyyyyyyyyyyy
but can respond fastly in like 10 minutes
ok im playing a game
It is not! :< Respondddddd I'll be online
o0
it probably isnt working
beans im trying to ping your phone
dude my phone is not detecting my SIM so you should FB me.
Oh neato, I am free Wed I believe.... o0; I am taking English 1b online, then Photojournalism, and Photo 75? I can't remember what the last one was called. Only at Sierra Tues and Thurs nights. 6-9:30 pm.
pretty much anytime next week. Not sunday, monday, tuesdays or fridays from 5-9. What classes are you taking?
Pretty busy with work, excited for school in the spring. Playing Skyrim and getting glasses soon if everything works out. :3 when are you going to be freeee
peachy. you?
Hello! How have you been? o:
LAWL oh wow. I'm retarded. Sorry about that hahahaha. xD
You told me to facebook you to make sure if you were texting the right person. Maybe you shouldnt get so drunk and you'd remember.
Oh really? I thought it was Santa. Damn prof pic getting my hopes up.
It's me
but i didnt want to say took them all and put them into you. so i let you interpret what child it is
but yeah tty in a bit dudeeeee
it does
I believe it goes, "Your mom took them all and put them into one nerd"
I think you told it wrong then
you misunderstood the joke
tty in a bit
:<<
sawwwy
busy atm though hun
lol
Harsh, my mom likes you
BURRRRRRRRRNNNNNN
There are 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 particles in the universe. Your mother took them all.
k byeee
well im going to sleep now. hit me up tomorrow then
buhhhh
because I am unregistered
ok
-_________-
I have to call tomorrow for an appointment
oh right
lol
ah fuck
figure out if counselor times and such?
lol
yup
yeeehaa
HEY i dont have to talk to you on facebook exclusively anymoer
Yar. See you later
Probably no frisbee either
Dang :< Okay I will be with Mike at Travis's house
He still hasnt responded. :/
k
or clean or something
I may shower
tell me when he does
k
he hasnt responded yet
so yeah
DIDJA TEXT IAN
but i can do facebook on my phone
:33
bye
k
lol
before work
what
i really need to finish this hw
sorry um
le sigh
wb
backkk
oh
bathroom
brb
will go to frisbee
if he
I don't know
Mike what?
Mike
hmmm
but,,,
me too
i can be late to frisbee
for me
text him
if Ian is
i suppose i should let ian in on these plans
I'm okay with that
oh i dunno
?
will we just stop by before frisbee
omg
frisbeeeeeeeeee
0:
probably Mikes
where will you be at or around 8:30?
alright
nothing
>.>
sounds good
yeah just
ugh
but...
would be cool
or something
i could give you a ride after work to see him
fuck
I am so sad again
man
yeah
oh i see.
and I can't make it over there
and I already tried, but Ian only will in person
and he took his phone
Mike isn't home
he doesn't want to talk to me.
and I feel like
you cant use mikes?
and he isn't online when I am
no phone
I can't
you should talk to ian if you want to
I got to see her more recently
I just wish
i dont know man
sorry
crying
;___;
lol
:<
s
she always got me Hello Kitty thing
and she never gave me crap for liking Hello Kitty so much
she let me cry in front of her
yeah
I didn't have to hide anything from her, other than the fact that Ian smokes cigs
about stuff, face to face
like
and she actually talked to me
she was WAY better than my mom was (after I hit puberty my mom was a bitchhhh)
what im getting at
and people don't know, how much she helped me
i dont really know
right
and you lived with his mom
you guys went through all of high school and then some together
but its like
yeah
ughh feeling like crying again
is all
and him
But more like, I think I was closer to his mom
but she's a good person, so I'm not like... SHE SUCKSSSS BLAH BLAH DOESN'T KNOW YOU
he's got someone else
I can't try and be there for him
because
and it hurts
and how Ian is feeling about it
about everything and when and how
she probably knows more than I do
kinda jealous of Shelby's position, new gf, but gf nonetheless
k
don't tell anyone
and..
fucking irritates me
ughh
word
BUT HE'S NOT STUPID
YES HE'S SAD
THAT IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
HAVE KNOWN FOR A WHILE
HE AND HIS DAD AND FAMILY
HE GOT HIS STRENGTH FROM HER
I KNOW IAN IS NOT A WEAK PERSON
and I'm like, FUCK YOU
and their like, YOU DON'T KNOW MAN
i dont think he really hangs out at his house with his new peeps
and I'm like, not likely
and treat me like, IAN MUST BE FUCKING CRYING HIS EYES OUT AND FREAKING OUT AND DOING DRUGS OMG HE IS PROBABLY GOING TO OVERDOSE OR SOMETHINGGGG
it's like, a lot of the people in Ian's life now, didn't know his mom was dying or just didn't really think about it
even if he didnt know
thats fucked up
I don't know mannn
wth is up with that guy
I don't know, it pisses me off
wow dude
that she helped me through a lot
he didn't even know
when I was crying
and was giving me all this bulllshit
Dan didn't even know why she died
and that they are so much fucking closer
I barely know Ian
I hate when people act like
plus, fucking
yeah
but i know where your coming from
you dont have to see him every day to be part of his life
...
I don't feel like it
yeah you are
like
I feel weird, caring so much, when I'm not a part of his life anymore.
because
sucks
all of this
ughh
I wnat to talk to his dad too
and he knows the idea of her just being gone frightened me
His mom meant a lot to me
:<
I just feel like...
and
I have no way of getting over there myself
It sucks mostly because I can't go see him
yeah. Its really sad ; ;
little*
a ittle
and it bothers me
I still haven't gotten to see Ian
://
Oh i see.
I don't know. My shipping address was still set to Ian's house from Ebay.
Got your phone yet?
That's me still mad about what happened. Note that i should/would know those things even if you didnt confide in me.
What is it
How is that me being a bad friend because I abuse what you tell me about mike? Cause that's not what that is
W/e. :< Can't confide in anyone anymore.
Mhmm
Ughhh
I think I said girl. But i believe the last time I did him and you a favor by giving you a ride, you thanked me too much and he got really upset and I lost my best friend for a while. So yeah.
He told me you wouldn't pick us up because "Mike is a little bitch". ://
He was ust really annoying. I could rant about everything annoying he did at that party/before it at frisbee for days. I havent been that pissed off from just being annoyed in days.
Why what happened? D:
Ugh man. Sorry i left super early. Fucking dan. Ruined night pretty much
It won't work on my phone
Yeah I know. Just. eh. Everything is fine now so yeah. :3 Did you see my wall post?
Alright if you say so. I'm pretty sure I don't have to remind you that you can talk to me.
Nothing. Everything is fine now. I think at one point I was trying to see if you had Travis's phone number.... Sorry again.
Why? I clearly didn't wake up. What happened?
Sorry.
Were you calling me a lot last night?
rofl
671 MB file torrented in 10 minutes
yeah im pretty speechless too
...
that like doubles my previous record
1.5 MB/s
i have a torrent going at 1 MB/s
fucking
it'd be worth it
rofl
ILL JUST HAVE TO CUT OFF MY LEG
FUCK THESE MOSQUITO BITES
i dont know why i didnt think of it before
oh
cuz that's double beansss
why would i want to see the chat with you in that my other window
yeah
:<<<
has failed
to have one window without the chat open,
but now your plan
yeah
but i guess it makes sense
its pretty weird
oh shittt
and if i close this chat window on my desktop it closes it on my laptop
o0
so im on facebook on my laptop and desktop
wowwww
:3 :3
:3
:3
lol. that face is so ridic
:3
me too
I like rain
it was vierd
:////
I missed it
i was driving
o:
it rained
dude wtffff
good
it was swell :)
jerk
shut up lol
HEY BEANS HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?
awww yeah
4 way battle
I won
then
i hope you lose
Fine
Bye hun
awewww yeah
Magic game
i gtg
I NEED A TV SHOW TO WATCH
FUCK WOMAN
you posted it like an hour after i apparently ignored you
no
but srsly
jk :P
lol
WELL
self centered biatch
oh...
I knew you would ask
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!??!?!/!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
haha
haha
lol
!?!?!?!?
??!!
no
you posted last night about me
o0
was that one wall post
hey beans
:(
f u
:<
...
yeah
or my own computer
:<
I don't have a computer
i have netflix and you dont
MORE LIKE
and you dont
gay
do i have time to watch it
....
wait
but it sounds le gay
how the fuck
I guesssssssss
I don't even
the time
wtf is that
"le time"
wtf
but I don't have le time
I was so curious about the show
yea
you watched it?
oh shit niggaaaa
the show
the show
or like, Dollhouse
The Dollhouse
i hates it
xD
THOUSANDS OF TIMES
ITS LIKE HERP DERP I CAN DO THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM
ESPECIALLY NOW
BEANS IM HELLA SAD!! I FINISHED ALL OF THE DOLLHOUSE AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO ENTERTAIN ME WHILE DOING PHYSICS AND PHYSICS IS REALLY BORING
how can someone with a moosedick be a pansy
:<
you know I'm a pansy
scaring me
wow
i was stealth raptor that scared you and went to bed
o0
didnt ignore you
i so
Pshhh not after you ignore meeeee
call me again sometime
Lol
:<
geeeez
okay nvm
hiiiiiiiiii
RAAWRRRR
Oh. Wingo!
I already made an appointment but thanks :3 It's on Thurs at 2pm
7430*
Assessment center: 660-7340
calling youuuuuuuuuuuuu
xD
one handed typing
FUCK YOU HAHAHAHA
xDDD
fucking
ha
thats what she said
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
inches*
8 ionches
or a single little baby
it was like
I just grabbed the first one
like a large carrot
like at 10
earlier
I had a carrot
have you eaten recently?
if shoo waant chica
:///
feel like puking
ughh
I can't keep staring at this screen
or not
phone talk?
OH SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER
and i cant figure out what it is
thats like "feeling woozy"\
there is some reference
WTF
are you sitting?
I should lay down
://
feeling woozy
my head hurts
BRANDON
did you even notice?
too late
I noticed
but backwards
to recreate what happened at the beginning of this convo
:((
awww you failed
no u
Erica
stfu
GOD
OBVIOUSLY
duh
since its also the computer
probably not a good idea to throw the keyboard of a laptop
isnt that attached to the laptop?
BUT I WOULDN'T OWN SUCH A USELESS PIECE OF SHITTTT
IF IT WAS MINE
I WOULD THROW IT
I WILL THROW IT
MAN FUCK THIS TEENY KEYBOARD
I don't recall saying that
...?
o0;;
I don't think so
wait what
eh...
maybe i misunderstood
oh...i dont know i thought i heard you say that he gets the same way with more than just me or something
I can't seem to open up with a lot of them...
I'm just picky, like I was saying earlier
I can have friends
I could barely even tell him what happened tonight with my dad
yes i do
yeah...but you cant have any friends?
you know what I mean?
it seems the only way he can be there for me, is if I am THERE with him
and
(though he has been working a lot lately, still...)
he is busy with friends, his phone is dying, he's too tired to talk, or he is playing a game
and everytime I try to talk to him
t seen much of him lately
I haven
because
ughh
mm so why the crying though...?
yeah
sigh
lol. you guys are so bad at keeping your phone alive
fuck
fucking
He's with Travis and his phone is dying
://
no point to it though
as he asked earlier to do so
I tried calling Mike
is why
probably
I think my period will be soon
Hmmmm
crying
why were afk crtibg for so long?
i probably would too
hmm
I hate it here
fucking
ugh
I have a headache
ugh
and even more slow with more pages open
and so slowww
and see things
too hard to scroll
I dunno
why is the laptop full of homosex?
why what
why?
ughhhh
on this fucking laptop!!!!!!!
and the internet is so annoying to try and use
I can't sleep
I'll tell you later
sigh
but i guess thats the point?
i dont really know what youre talking about...
why I decided to
why what?
I can't even say why
FML
ugh
just
and..
I wanted to
i know
but*
:(( BUt
...
I didn't want to upset Mike.
I just
youve just been reluctant
not really
it's lateee
you're right
no
ah
now?
LET'S HANG OUT
:(( crying again
stuff
just
sorry
?
...
ughh(you are so not right back(you liar))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JZNA3HL4Do&feature=feedrec
brb
(its like doing math in text(which is wonderbar))\
but its cooler(tons cooler(like you have no idea how much i like this...))
Sonia's laptop is hard to use
no*
n
you need to sidenote(the sidenote)
I almost thought, you were trying to play it off (and failed)
xD
lol
(thats bad(very bad))
yeah
like three times in a row
typo*
i made that type
NOTE
NOT
wow
nope
NOTE NOTE
NOT LIKELY
so its in parenthesis, then you side not the sidenot
SIDE NOT
not
thats a side not
no
you say one thing
(i love it(a lot))
No way (that's just too much for me to follow.)
(oops(i forgot to say that in parenthisis(which is the new hip thing(i just made it up(doing the multiple parenthesis is important))))
ya
bullshit. i sing when the music is too loud for you to hear maybe
:PP
well
you don't sing
(im singing)
WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHATYOUDOINGWOOAAAHHHH
(a little)
(so not obv(maybe a little))
obv
(thats a kirby(but ive decided its a hug emoticon(just now)))
:3
<(^.^)<
.____.
Erica
Brandon
stfu
lol
its later, bitch
SUP
!
xdcfvgbhnjm
good
o: k
Apply for spring 2012 at sierra college now
laterrr
getting ready for work
shush
well you clearly dont know how to attach files
afk heating up mongo
nope
BEANS?
you jelly of my attached file
xD
hella lazy
lol
SHOULD I POST THIS? I think its good. But badly done and im hella lazy
or something
I'm going to go shower
okay
ughh
it was neat
who like the movie though
don't know too many people
don
I found it quite amusing
gosh
yeah
that they arent misquoting they are referencing
like half way through
It took me
its good
wut
hmmm
on your wall
read what I just posted
lawl
boo whooo
I don't know where it is
:( NO
?
did you lose it in your man pockets
what happened
:<
fucking, don't have a phone
MIB
B| B|
there
B|
face
nice
watevs
B|
I have to ride my bike over, to 30 min before work
.__.
or dont complain
sleep until 10 minutes before work
damn link
ughh
is for the week
napping
link didnt work
napping*
ffffffffff why I am not naping
I don't work till 3
BRANDON
http://www.tumblr.com/dashboard
I hope
okay linking
lameeeee
lame
fine
:I
it just made it a photo
no
ah fuck
BWUHHHHHHHHH
just going to
ughh
It will only link to my tumblr
I can't!
brosefine
link them
because Tumblr is weird
I can't figure out how to send them to you...
which are?
made me chuckle
combined
gif's
lol no
gifts?
These two gifts
ANYWAYS
xD
I realized that halfway through
lol I know
doesnt have to be h...
ughh omg
yup
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WHEN I WAS HOLDING H MY FB WINDOW WAS ALSO SCROLLING DOWN
LOL
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fat
faggot**
got
Ffag
WOW
THAT I HAVE MONGOLIAN LEFTOVERS
I totally had slices of cheese pizza
BERED
I JUST REMEM
SHIT
AAWWWW
:(((((
hurts
my tummy
well I'm done with that now
hmm
ALWAYS AND FOREVER
yes
now you're a souhtern bell?
lol
!
WELL I'VE NEVER
wow
DEAL WITH IT
YOU'RE NOT
STOP TRYING TO SOUND SMART
what?
INDEED
INTERESTING
o:
and talk to Mikes brother or dad
me too
but I don't want to go downstairs...
actually right now, I'm getting hungry
:3
maybe
hii
STILL HELLA BORED?
SUP
It wassss
Is your phone dead?
k bai
yeah
sorrry should i not bring up my financial unhardships when you are talking about yours
yeah
>____<
I could just run away
how many times I wish
just
ughh
shut up
://
mosst likely
which is plenty
until the 19th
whatever i get in tips
i have
that sucks
dude
://
and we will be charged by the 12th if they don't
which was due on the 7th
and I'm pretty sure Edgar and Kim haven't paid their phone bill
I have 7 bucks for the next 2 weeks
FML
FML DUDE
UGHH
o0
"
"what WHY YOU NO GET STUNG BY A+
"dad i just got stung by a bee"
bitch about his parents its hella funny
trying to watch this asain guy
REALLY sucks
sucks bro
cant even youtube
aww
Hahaha
because of crappy LoL
are so slow
my intertubes
UGH
lol
UP IN THIS BITCH
THAT YOUS STRAIGHT UP AN MC
TELL GREG
DAMN
SADFACE ALL OVER THE PLACE
for like 30 minutes
it makes me sadface
I don't actually like you being miserable
yeah well im incredibly unbusy
sorry for late responses
I'm busy btw
butthole
or anything
not denying it
yeah
:((
WHAT IVE KNOWN FOR 4 YEARS
>:3
thats what i thought
:33
yes
Your misery amuses me
:3
BEING TORTURED LIKE THAT
no it was funny
hahaha
DO YOU HATE ME?
WOULD YOU LIKE THAT
WHY ON EARTH
not really
and know it sounds insensitive and such
i was making a stupid joke about saying that clothes would keep me in a relationship for three years
lol
sorry caps
felt that way anyways
like, it was all just me
I KNOW
detached
Both physically and emotionally, he felt so...
:((
he spoiled me like crazy, but gave me no lovin
but it wasn't enough
man
I did
for three years
id stay with that
dang
and on my b-day he gave me 100 bucks to the mall
yeah man
did he buy you a lot of clothes?
fa sho
not really a ho
and* so I guess
Ian adn I were dating
lol jk
yeah dude
what lol
clothes
lol
what was your rate?
I think so
?
were you before
mo*
not anymooo
actually a ho
are you
silly
my*
and on m period
I'm a lazy ho
noooo
actually runnign
are you
Greg and i are chilling and taking pics
I gotta run soon though
maybe
http://www.guildwars2.com/en/media/videos/
and other things
and look at the trailer
site
to the guild wars 2 sie
just like go
or why you preferred it
I know nothing of guild wars
OH
I know what LoL is
that is also a mmo
and guild wars 2 is the game im super duper excited for
LoL is league of legends
I d k what you're talking about
apparently
I totally don't get anything
alright
its not guild wars 2
because
whys that
very much
im going to like it
i dont think
o:
is making me download LoL
randall
so
WASSUP HOMIE
anyways
ok ya
....
yeah i do
YOU DON'T KNOW
you aint azn brah
herro
pshhh
ok toodles
bai
oh yeah
Sonia's laptop is shitttyyyy
but hey ttyl
posting about it
what?
-____-;
so many people on facebook
like
right?
i didnt want to bother him. they were so busy
kinda yeah
so is mike getting a lot of hours with harry potter making it super busy?
you had to wait 20 hours to get a 3d show
FUUUUUUU
┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ┻━┻
i dont think any of the 12:15 showings were 3d
-___-
but then i decided it was ok cause atleast i saw it
ohh why??
i was most sad about that
i didnt see it in 3d
yarr
Id go see it again if it was in 3d
oh gotta see it with Mike then.
:P
I have to wait will Mike has a day off and money
ah
with all their left out shit
they actually made it work
it was decent
and I wish I got to see HP
I want it to be day
eh
Hows it goin'
hi
BEANS
:((
naw
bitch ass trick!
but yeah
and then fell asleep
but we were talking throughout the night
but you told me to talk to you later when i called you
lol. we were just shooting the shit
lol I accidently deleted all my texts because FB was spamming me
I have no idea what we talked about last night
hey gurl
SUUUUUPP
if I wore a tutu anywhere else
do you usually?
and I don't look like a freak
ooohhh ahhhh
I am wearing one seeee
like in my prof pic
tutu
?
tu tus
it's just good
tu tus
like*
I liek the fast paced music
blehh
why?
<3
I love raves
fucccck
really?
that is less my kind of thing than the goth club
:< k
nah
danceeee
come to the rave
haha
laaeemmm
and then no more deets
then party
rave at Pinky's
He just said
do you know anything about ians party
hiii
hey
:< sorry?
yeah fucking hilarious
Rofl too good: http://www.theonion.com/articles/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friends,11473/
lol love you :D
shut up bitch you know it
THX FOR NOT SAYING IT BACK BUHHHH ;___;
bye
:)) <3 ttyl
LOL FUCK YOU BRANDON LOVE YAAAAA
FUCKING PUSSY ASS NIGGA
LOL WOW
DONT EVEN GET UPSET
JUST KIDDING
YEAH OBVIOUSLY CAN TELL FROM WEDNESDAY
AND YOU AIN'T ON OF THEM
hey hun I'll ttyl, I got friends to entertain
and sweet
I don't work thursssss
like april 20th and days surrounding\
do you work wednesdays or thursdays?
spring*
when is srping break?
DUde
nice
it will definately be done by spring break
its been going really fast these last couple of days
its actually at 52.5%
Thats really weird
/double cream
/cream
and he knew why I was upset
Dr who torrent passed 50%
and gets all sad puppy eyed and concerned and being like, WHAT DID I DO?! WHY U MAD, UR BEING MEAN but I just want to be comforted.
OOOOMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Mike thinks it's his fault
it seems like every time I am sad about something...
sorry
eh
text me if i dont respond in a long time
ill stay online then
oh
ttyl hun
what a pussy
wth
GOD FUCK MIKE HE IS PISSSING ME OFF
i wanted to talk to you
ill ttyl
well im in no crisis mode
lol man
shutup I know
no lol, you were like brb fucking mike
damn sonia too
brb sorry pal, everyone needs me
Mike is being a girl and getting upset for no fucking reason
Travis is upset and on the phone
??
watching
and what is travis doing while you're doing this
i didnt need to know
jeez
brb
Mike
fucking
brb
more upset
and i dont even bother intentionally making myself upset like that
i dont know. she hated the last guy that did it...i guess it was because he would bring it up
because she's done it before
and give everything they can
she likes having men be obsessed
because, I know you don't want to hear it or believe it, she likes it that way
I know...
but worse
it's why i knew to keep my distance after I hurt you, because I didn't want to make it worse
i suppose its now kinda like how it was when i hung out with you and ian
but still hurting, not good.
I know
3 months ago is a long time i guess
i got hurt a long time ago
I figured
yeah
already hurt. and already like here too much
because you will get hurt again, if you start to like her too much
you need to stop feeding her attention, and find someone single
so whats your opinion
the rest is my opinion on the matter
only part is her story
especially when its sonias story
dont hate the messenger
I don't want you to hate me
I'm too upset to do this
fuck
ughh
no
just forget it
yeah i know
i really do not understand what you are trying to say
like
nvm
ughh
i dont get it...
that she has nothing to do with the fact that guys obsess over her
what
but I'm sure you think so
she can't act like she doesn't do anything
even before she worked there, I've heard things
but not for no reason
apparently every guy she knows liked her or still likes her
yeah...
and how Emily has had boys in this position before, but she likes it that way
about ya'll flirting and hugging and shit. >>
eh, and I hate to throw her under the bus like this.... but Sonia says stuff
but I have
or I don't like to assume
ummm
I'm not sure
So what do you think is up with me and her
eh, I know how it feels.... so I should be more understanding...
its fine
(I'm sorry because I totally wanted you there and figured you would feel bad about not being there.... I'm a shitty friend.)
and I don't know what's up with you and Demily.
wasn't my place
I don't know
umm..
and tbh the only reason I didn't...
:< I know how you feel
fuckkkkkkkkkk. and i hate that im so insecure that i hate it
ughh i hate it when i dont get invited to these thingsss
hmm
influencing*
if anything, Ian is infuencing him badly
or maybe he just can't
yeah, well Dan doesn't seem to help or anything
haha
yes i didnt put that together
OH
um....
remember I texted you?
shit went down
I was there
Dan, Sonia and other people i guess thought the same thing
and while emily doug and ian were in the garage smoking hookah
I was talking to Sonia and a large group of them were hanging out at emilys wednesday i guess...i dont know
17 yr olds
fucking teenagers
and he just sticks around people who think what he's doing is so fucking cool
the only other people who raised concerns were you and maybe Anthony
but no one else fucking cares enough
(it's cool) and I know
like not to get off topic of you. But that kid needs a fucking intervention
fuking tears making it hard to typw
ughh
yeah...
He's so smart and he's throwing it all away
I feel like somehow it was my fault
...
yup
Apparently dropped his only class this semester
The thought of him now is depressing
I dont know.
?
why does knowing that Ian doesn't want me in his life... hurt so much
Brandon....
actually I'm already crying and I still don't have my wine
then stop
as soon as I get halfway through my bottle
I'm probably going to cry
I was just worried you wouldn't have fun
actually okay
waiting
errr wait
YESS
or rather want me to come by
drinking and such
we're comforting Travis atm
want to come by? Im helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bored
whyyyy
Mike's
Where are you
hmmm
and nothing seems to help
I'm super hurt
I am crying like every night
but I can't believe how much it bugs me
mmm I feel lame saying so
...
for why
super sad over here broooo
lame
But I will talk to you later
My phone is dead and I am about to leave for the gym
heyy
oh yeah?
just thought of this but she got her tax money back yesterday i guess
brb though
oh
but sometimes Sandra makes the wierdest decissions
I mean, I can't budget for shit
just fucking weird
lol
damn
wtf
for 250
totalling 300 for something they could get now
so they can spend 150 on DSI and then 150 on 3ds in like a year
but rather wait
And since the 3DS doesnt have any good games yet they arent going to get one
brb sorry pee
wait 3ds or dsi?
i dont know
wtf for
and sandra is buying one on a payment plan
ughhh
or rather robbies dad is buying him one
WTF
and they are both buying dsi's
yeah man
Lol sometimes they are such an old married couple
oh
cleaning their room that is
Hmmm
but like it wasnt even dirty to begin with
yeah. i dunno they are still cleaning
did you help?
Sorry bro
hmm
not "I know that probably one thing in here is dirty because of you and you just got home from work and probably want to eat that pizza in your hand and maybe rest for little but could you help us clean the living room?"
help us clean the living room
and right when i walk through the door
yup
but fuck, it pisses me off when Sandy has no money for hanging out but all the money in the world to get Robbie beer
sorry to bad mouth
Robbie doesn't even pay for shit
wtf
Yeah dude
fuck that
.__.
and i am not going to live like that
we'll need to get a sharpie in the kitchen to mark all of our food
i would have been like ok. well i dont feel like sharing my tv. laptop. or soda or food anymore
but now...
fucking take it i dont care
its just like
yeah ask me for dr pepper or some of my food or some shit
asked for drinks?
i usually have my own drinks that i give away. i actually started getting annoyed that they asked me all the time
don't you share your soda all the time?
does he usually care?
Hmmm
i would have fucking freaked the fuck out if he said i couldnt
o0?
ok well ill allow it this time. might not be so generous next time
and im like yep
and hes like drinking my fruit punch eh?
and robbie comes out
i was playing oblivion and i had a cup of fruit punch
with what
they have been annoying me today
bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Unless they tell you themselves
then I can not say
no??
oh, are you not aware?
what did she do?
and that she thinks Maura is a SOO COOL OMG DRUGS
I'm really disappointed in Sandy
eh
so how was last night
nice
computer science
finish both in an hour
"oh god have an online test and then a homework assignment that ive supposed to have been working on all week"
like what class
what homework was it?
like i was stressing out at work
niceee
lol
wellll that homework was alot easier than i thought
NIGGA U GAY
showers are gay
but okiieee
I didn't shower lol
and OH SHIT
Mike's
where are you
Hy im going to leave in a few
In n out costs the same practically
His parents are paying, he says he doesn't wanna waste money
he is getting In n Out instead. :P
jerk
haha
he says maybe if I pay for him
what a cunt
he has no moneyz
Sounds like Greg might not come
:((
I LOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
thxbai <3
lolk
when
around some time
noooo
ill leave to pick you guys up
FARETHEE WEll
cute
haha
FUCK TWO
IM THE ONLY PRIME EVEN NUMBER IM A SPECIAL LITTLE BUTTERFLY
.__.
LOOOK AT ME IM SOOOO SPECIAL
yarly
2 is a bitch number
one
hmm
yup
or 3?
playing a game of sc or 3
WUT
wut
cuz he is turbo gay
BEANSICA
MORE LIKE
ANYWAY
Greg Gaynoso
yeah he's okay
that guy was leggiiiittt
:))
but he likes me
duddddeee
lol
he has a fun time being a douche to me
cause if not how is he trollin
yeah probably
well did he mean yes?
lol
and said no
he's being a troll
I already asked
tonight
Bring him
THATS AWESOME
lol
FGSDHIO\
YA
fuck
Reynoso**
did he go to oakmont
said you two had algebra 2 together
He knows you
noooooooooooo?
so you know Greg Gaynoso?
hey hey hey
no u
you're doing life wrong
ya huh
while waiting for mongolian
you cant be snacking
:))*
Waiting for mongolian :)
Snacking
whatcha doin
Hey
hey
fuuuuu. Anyways it was Pizza Hut on Cirby.
That link no work
https://wfa.kronostm.com/index.jsp?LOCATION_ID=456993898&POSTING_ID=11357454&locale=en_US&applicationName=PizzaHutNonReqExt&SEQ=postingLocationDetails
Be waiting outside my store around 2:30 thennnn. I'll have my broken phone so I can at least call you maybe.
Sure! Just the two of us?
Ok good. I'll pick you up then??
Tomorrow? I get off at 2:30 but definitely after :)
Mongo at 2:30?
Hmmmm?
What's up
Just watch like the first half with the goat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggB33d0BLcY
http://memebase.com/2011/01/01/memes-untitled-17/
http://memebase.com/2011/01/02/memes-find-a-dead-body-lose-virginity/
Yup.
WELL WHAT A GOD DAMNED SHAME.
Oh. lamer. Its hilarious. all over.
I can't see any of that.
O; whyyy
Oh. what about a PIKACHU GOD DAMN IT
I'm not sure yet.
what are you drawing?
Bleh it's fine. I feel like drawing anyway. :P
lol sorry. playing a game. But no you arent bothering me
Your short answers are throwing me off.
Nope
Sorry am I bothering you?
Should
I'M GOING TO DO THIS IRL http://memebase.com/2010/12/07/memes-insanity-wolf-short/
pretty much
Wow, faggot. :P
true
The joke, perhaps. But THE DOCTOR IS SO HOTTT
Yeah. I think ive seen it before though.
Spluh. It's hilarious.
i like this
Ahhh, nice. Also this: http://memebase.com/2010/12/09/memes-the-opposite-of-acidic-you-say-well-its-basic-really/
no. I traded my thursday for monday with florin. So i work friday-tuesdays
Don't you work today?
fa rizzle
Too good amirite?
rocl
http://memebase.com/2010/12/09/memes-if-she-can-count-shes-ready-to-mount/
lol
I SURE DO BRANDON.
You sure have.
Finals week is a bad time to try and hang out with people, I found out. Hah. But really? NO FUCKING WAY. Even I've seen Star Wars.
Me too. Emily was up till like 6 in the morning writing. So she didnt want to come over and watch star wars. Which she has apparently seen 0 of.
Meh, at home. Boreeeeed.
Whats up?
:)
damn it
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/12/08/funny-facebook-fails-history-fai-recovery/
Nice
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/12/09/funny-facebook-fails-finals/
Well...bye
YUP
Good
Ya
Hey sorry for breaking the rules again. But are you doing better?
Kind of lame. :( You're too sweet dear. And, I'm sorry... FOR LOOKING SO DAMN GOOD. :P
Hmmm. Well you looked so good it made me feel sad. Which is lame.
Awe thanks hun. :) I was actually super self conscious.
You looked pretty good in those pics from the club.
http://memebase.com/2010/11/20/memes-all-your-base/
I get it now. Potentially too late. But I get it. No more questions. Seriously. I get it.
good luck and all that nonsense
No I am not quitting school, I went to class today and felt better. I'm not ready to see you, because I just feel like you're going to make me feel like shit again and you're going to be sad and mope and remind me that I HAD feelings for you and make me doubt my new fling/relationship and then start getting upset because I will let the word boyfriend slip out again and you can't handle it.
Quitting school. And I dont care about what i thought. I want to see you.
I'm quitting... what? And I thought you asked who was going to the party. Sonia's roommate Justyn is moving to Stockton... and you don't care about what? please be more coherent.
You're quitting? Sonia and Edgar are going to...Wisconsin? Mmmm I dont care.
Uhh, not really ditched since I'm not sure if it's still happening. But probably Sonia and Edgar and people I don't know. And I thought you needed time.
Ditched again? Oh well I kinda want to see you...Who is going away?
I don't know, I was invited to a going away party but have gotten no information yet. So far just chilling at home.
Oh that sucks. Are you doing anything tonight?
I don't have any money. Like, at all. Literally had to use my credit card for food. :C
Hey. Im sorry. Not being around you makes me crazier and sadder and dumber and ruin shit more. SO are you seeing harry potter tonight?
For which reason?
I'm sorry, but you're hurting me. :C
I'm sorry. Ok. Theres just times when i really really cant handle it. All my crazy paranoia gets out at once.
Stop this please.
I kinda feel like you are lying to me or yourself. Or something.
Hmmmm
I'm feeling awful again.
Ok so sent you a .rar file of it. If you dont know how to open it Ian should. Now then if your email isnt kitty_cat_erika@msn.com then I need your real one.
Will continue trying to send you my 4chan folder.
me too.
Sorry. I'm so sorry
....
hmmmm. Sorry about last night. I just dont know if i can do this. I really want to and i want to try but i dont know
I don't see anything. O:
check your email account. for lulz and such
aw dick
NOPE. Lol
Did you watch these?
what exactly?
Why can i continually find my life inside of scrubs? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMvYG4COGqg&feature=BF&list=PLF556D365287E0485&index=27
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/11/02/funny-facebook-fails-halloween-safety/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0-B5wFXd2Y&feature=related At 7:30-50.
I told you to focus on school hun. :P
WOW DICK FUCKING HUNG UP ON ME
^^
NO U
Thats pretty great
http://www.motifake.com/spacebook-darth-vader-tool-stormtrooper-starwars-facebook-demotivational-poster-75296.html
Stupid things. I'm just being stupid.
Oh, about what?
We fought.
Is Ian not there?
Lonely. I don't even know what to do with my free time.
how are you?
Hello.
hi
same here.
I lol'd
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/10/22/funny-facebook-fails-calculus-win/
:D Lol Myspace.
http://www.myspace.com/bonaparte
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/10/16/funny-facebook-fails-pokemom/
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/10/06/funny-facebook-fails-yeah-thats-about-right/
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/10/06/funny-facebook-fails-october/
Fine. Night.
Dunno if i want to
Find out.
surious?
Sext?
; ;
NOPE.
So i can be sweetheart again
Only yours.
Whatever you like dicks.
No. I'm taking it back.
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Thanks for calling me sweetheart
Hey good job being a dick. Don't care bye.
Spelled moar wrong. Also /b/ has some really awesome haiku threads sometimes
http://angryhaiku.tumblr.com/
http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/13318955
Oh really? Thats bad huh? Should have more than the amount of schnapps i had in Dr Pepper at the movie then...I probably wont be back till 2
Heyyyy so, hi. :] You said to message you with my thoughts or something. I don't know. Had a weird dream. Oh and last night was scary, all I had yesterday was half a can of Monster and a glass of V8... and it turns out that is bad. I fucking passed the fuck out. Ian said he couldn't wake me or anything... >>; Scary. Yeah. Wish we could text. Fix your phone pleaseeee. Oh and I might not have a chance to read a response till after 2. Yeah. <<;
i can drive you...
Maybe. But no spending the night. xD
SATURDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. THURSDAY!!!
Heh. Sorry hun but we won't have time. You will have to wait till Saturday. And uh, he says YES. But he sounds kind of sarcastic? I don't know. >>;;;
ohhh man. so yeah. i think i need to see you tomorrow... Does he hate me forever?
Good actually. Ummm, I mean it's hard for him but he knows everything I said to you and hopefully you stick to it. And uhhh.... also. WE CAN FUCK.
But yeah. How are you each doing?
damnit. rofl
aww just saw a commercial for its kind of a funny story. It was actually nice
Okay. Good..... >>;;;;
Ok. I get it. I am ok with it.
.... please re-read everything I have said.
I get that. but would we be in a relationship though?
The correct answer is YES. Because I can't have you asking for more. I can't have you being all over me in front of our friends or Ian or family. if you are not okay with this, tell me now because I will not change my mind.
I think so
I just need you to know. he would still be very much my number one, I would still hang out with him. I would talk to him a lot at parties or social events. And I will not put YOU and I in a relationship on facebook or even in real life. Do you understand?
I like you too.
Yeah, it sucks but... I like you.
ugh. Im sorry you have to do this
Oh you. Talking to him now. It's hard. possibly changing relationship status on facebook.
Message
I know. I really dont want to go to the door.
Ha. fine.
So i guess make sure you come outside at like 5 and ill try and be there at like 5. Maybe set an alarm.
Yes, yes it is.
Oh, just message me for plans. since your phone is balls deep in sucking balls. Wait what.
hmmm
Funstuff. Ttyl guy.
102/120 or something like that. Because i fucking missed one of last weeks classes. Was like 5 questions from that lecture.
Gotcha. Do good on your test? Bleh. I still feel like vomiting. Like a lot.
YEAH, my phone was broken so i had no alarm clock. BUT FEAR NOT a huge ass fucking helicopter woke me up at 10. And the test was to be taken in the computer lab over blackboard. So i got to take it at home. And my next class is at 12:30
Yeah we're two wild and crazy guys. I would. We'll see how the talk goes. Aren't you at school?
Pacman? Ok, i guess i'll go crazy till like 5 or something. If i pay for social network do you want to see that?
Shut your fat mouth. I like it there. Probably not. It's all like, ZOMG I'M A GIRL BUHHHH WAKA WAKA WHAT.
OH. NICE COMMA! I'm sorry. Do i want to hear it?
Q's. Questions. Buddy. Sucks a lot. Breaks my heart.
Whats a Q's buddy? That sucks
We'll talk later doooood. I'm just, very depressed. I had too much time to think while at work.
huwwaaaa?
k. Cuzzzz, I have Q's buddy.
So my phone is broken or something. So yeah. Ill text you if i get it to work
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/09/30/funny-facebook-fails-world-class-puns-win/
.... STFU
It's ok I got reference scrubs
): because.
Why do you hate me when i show you nothing but love??? :(
CURSES foiled again
You miss every showing dawg.
why you gotta get all naked without me
Lol nice. :D Well then hook me up bro.
She does my moms now.
I thought sooo. :P Does she do girl haircuts? >>: Like good....
Amber Kawel.
:DDDD whoooo
I have a friend that cuts my hair. She charges ten bucks usually, but she randomly asked if i wanted a free haircut. I could probably hook you up.
THIS is closing weekend. Only tonight and tomorrow night remain of our production. I urge you to support local art and attend the play with lots of your friends. The show is only 12 dollars but easily worth much more. The show has been a very good experience and your attendance only insures our future productions being done with more of our artistic visions. The more attendance we get, the closer we will be to being able to do our first MUSICAL! So, get in your car, kidnap your best friend and head over to Royer Park to see Hamlet.
We are filming the production tonight and this could be your chance to be on a TAAC DVD forever! English teachers from around the community are planning on using DVD's of the show to teach variations on Hamlet. How cool is that? AND YOU could be a part of it, by seeing the show tonight at 8pm. :-) see you there! Only this weekend and next weekend left to see the show!!!
Hamlet opens tomorrow night! Come see the show! Thank you all for the support! We won't send out anymore emails to promote the show. Get your butts in the seats! HAMLET!
There is no nudity in Hamlet. We have decided as a cast to remove it from one of the scenes. There is however, characters in their underwear. Maybe this will encourage people to come who planning on not attending because of it. And HOPEFULLY it doesn't deter anyone from coming because we removed it... Anyway, show opens in 2 weeks!
You guys can check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QyYOxdu348&feature=relmfu to watch the Hamlet Vlogs, to see the process of the show, cast interviews and some silly stuff. Also, purchase your tickets at www.brownpapertickets.com! The theater is intimate, seats about 80, so get your tickets ahead of time. Just wanted to also inform you that the show is brilliant. We have been working till midnight almost every night, with the motivation to tell our audience an honest and realistic version of Shakespeare's Hamlet. There is something in the show for everyone to enjoy. And don't worry about it's length, our production has been adapted. :) So, check out the Vlogs on our facebook page: The Alternative Arts Collective or visit our youtube page. Thank your for the support! -DG
Ok I'll text you around 5
Lemme know what's happening later and what you guys decide on doing! Txt me, 916 849 4198. :)
I had nothing to do with it, my phone jumped out of my pocket into the toilet on its own. I think it committed suicide.
Oh ok. Why did you break your phone
Hey Brando. Just in case you tried to reach me today before class, I broke my phone Monday afternoon and have not gotten a new one yet (it went swimming in a toilet). So if you sent me a message, I did not get it. Just did not want you to think I ignored you. :v
Damn
seen it
also
GO TO BED
http://imgur.com/C5nwr
Glad I could help...
oh my god, yeeeeessss! I love this, this makes me feel so much better about myself. Especially because I have gone through just about 2 bottles of wine the last two days >.<
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/women_shealth/7549959/Cleverest-women-are-the-heaviest-drinkers.html Thought of you.
It's really awesome. Breathes new life into facebook.
lol no. Just standard English I'm afraid. should i change it?
do you have facebook language set to english(pirate)
yeah
i see.
on a tab
all the time
i just keep fb up
not really
are you actively actually active?
neat
I'm online. but pretty inactive.
are you actually actively online?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E
lol. I still say its not false. Well what he said is true. But, Statistically speaking if you travel long enough you will hit a star.
win! wish i found this a week ago.
lol
i hate this classsssssssssssssssssssss
the statement you just said is correct
yes
wait what? lol
the ones we zoomed in on were the first ones. which were closer to resonance
were off by a lower number*
were lower off by a lower number
so the ones we zoomed in on
the ones farther from resonance seem to be more?
im gonna say no.. lol
uhhhh. not sure
are the ones we zoomed in one the close ones?
lol
well some are only off by 5. and then some by 40. i dont know what the fuck is going on really lol
one order of magnitude only fixed 40 degrees
but still ask ben i guess
thats good
actually looks like we dont need to calc error for that. thats good! i can live with an ugly table.
the delta T was off by a decimal point
what was it?
maybe we will just have to live with shit error
it is a little better but still not right. some are still of by almost 40 degrees
alright so i found a little error in my ways..
alright.
human error
give or take
yeah\
i guess it will be hard to bullshit when everyones answers are supposed to be about the same in this lab..
and then we can discuss the bullshitting
and
lol an then?
when Ben tells me he hasnt done it
until tomorrow
until?
chill on the bullshitting
just...
well.. fuck.
and hes most likely asleep
but i doubt he has
i could see if Ben has done it
uhhh
i see..
no that was sarcasm emily
fuckkkkk
it is SO bad. do you want to look at the lab and see for yourself?
lol
THATS NOT THAT BAD
about 70 degrees. plus or minus
obviously not a million! jesus.
if there was exaggeration or not
and i was making sure
no you just said by a million
lol
do the lab. see for yourself. cause you clearly dont trust me lol
were hella right
so maybe
like 360 is equal to 0
cause angles come back
are the caluclated angles actually off by a milion?
umm
what do i do?!
of course
thing
but did you multiply by the division
im sure you did
um
yes
phase angle?
oh
what do angles have to do with dt
theta?
same thing
theta
angles?
i am blaming you. you were in charge of the time!
i.. dont know. but the calculated angles are off by a million
calculated dts are off by how much
i think bullshitting values is in order
lol thanks bro!
in the lab we have to calculate theta two different ways. the theoretical calculated values are normal. and the ones calculated with delta t are stupidly stupid.
you look very pink :)
nice picture btw
everything
whats wrong with them?
should i just bullshit values?
whatttt
all of it. except the last two we did on a different scale. those are okay
or just lower bound?
on both sides
I think our delta t is total crap
brandon... we did something hella wrong on the lab.. :(
wah wah wahhhh
i now owe sierra almost $1000 D:
danka
wooo
thug life bro
you crazy
:)
no
get it?
... alright, whatever.
thats what she said
so opposite of a boss.. lol. we just gotta learn how to use that crazy measurement device.
im so boss
lol
?
1cm
of the soleniod
yeah i did. the diameters were off about 1 cm so that changed the result a lot
still over 20 percent error. but what are you gonna do
i doubt they recoiled a whole new solenoid
did you just make it the same as last semesters?
uh. yea i think so
fixed the measurements?
so
SAWEEET
its in the 4b labs dropbox
ok
lol
:D
you could just do it
or..
ill think about it
Send me the pic of the scope please!
What is this fools email?
unlike that awesome movie. it was a perfect waste of my time.
this second essay is sooooooo much bullshit. coming up with two advantages and disadvantages is pretty hard.. because it is so fucking stupid. and pointless. a waste of my life.
girl please
please don't write it too similar to mine!
fucking physics
that picture is awesome.
im doing test corrections btw
lol i know its right cause i got it right on the test. just fucked up the bounds. silly me.
miracles
what the fuck does that even say
well first of all the equation is y. so switching to polar times r constant is r^2sin(theta) so it's (1 -2son(theta))^2sin(theta). but you couldn't of known that cause i didnt tell you the whole problem :p
has to be some miracles around
http://imgur.com/A4FMp
what is the right equation?
i guess that makes sense! ill try it. and hope for the best. except that's not the right equation. lol but that's okay
yes no?
in other words 2 times the integral from -pi/2 to pi/6 of 1+sin(theta) - 3sin(theta)
hmm..
times that number by two
-pi/2 to pi/6?
you get that by setting the r's equal to each other
thats good to know
well they intersect at pi/6 and 5pi/6...
ummmm
that wont work
nevermind
thats for lameos
you could convert it to cartesian plane
welllll
yes
oh wait yes it does
it doesnt make sense
unless you told me the broblem wrong
the region in between?
i have faith in you. the region inside the cardioid r = 1+sin(theta) but outside the circle r=3sin(theta). i just need the bounds for theta. i feel like this should be easy but. im not very good with polar.. lol
probably not but shoot
even though you haven't taken calc 3 will you help me with i problem? I'm just not sure what the bounds on this integral should be
haha yea.. that was my ex too. I sure know how to pick em!
but apparently whoever posted that is bad at math and english
and should be even to people stupid to maths
therefore differentailly is obviously wrong
but yeah equations is most definately not a verb
oh shit
and magnets are miracles. not magic.
lol oddly enough i remember you commenting on stephs post when she posted that joke
MAGNETS?
magic.
How do you know?
yea i know you have.
bothered me too*
yeah that really bothered too. I also have seen this before.
you wish. lol just bothered me he called it differentially equation.
I didn't know you felt this way
this came up on my news feed "I wish I was your differentially equation homework.. Because then id be really hard, and you'd be doing me on your desk. Roflmao roflmao" ughh.... you know?
yes
thats hella days away
we can learn when we can register for classes on the 27th
lol
lolz
<333333333
you're very welcome
thanks :)
your moms an mkay
mkay
poo. um yeah i guess we should change it...
and ours is 129 ohms off lol
i already did.. both are only a few ohms off from their color coded resistors. each lab has a different resistor
uhhh. maybe. look at what the past labs had for their color coded resistance thing.
im pretty sure we measured our R wrong for part one.. so I'm thinking we should make one up. Otherwise our percent difference is a bajillion. so.. lets say we measured 326 Ohms.
aww you're so thoughtful
data for the lab!!
text me if you want me to respond in a timely manner
its so many adjectives
so awesome
lolololololololololololol. that is awesome :)
!!!!!!!
okay here is everything but the conclusion. If you find something wrong please let me know!
<3
ok
yeah im going to go pick it up later tonight
ok. how will i contact you in the morning? will you have your phone?
and thanks for editing my paper!
i left my phone at doug's house on accident. but yeah ill give you a ride to school if you need it.
im just short of 4 pages and i dont know what else to say lol.
click download not view with office.com if you were doing that...
ahh the rare emily greene spotted on facebook
It took me a few guesses to figure out the notation they wanted. They want it to be so precise
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! thanks brah. thats makes so much sense, i dont know why i didnt think of it.
Im pretty sure you said you couldnt figure this one out. Its totally not tits so here you go
WTF
This is some super cool list of movies on netflix that are also on some websites best movies list. paulisageek.com/imbd-250-netflix/
Wait. What's over my head? And facebook messaging is as easy as texting on my Phone
nevermind.. lol. over your head. get off facebook, youre working!
The test doesn't say you are an alcoholic unless you are a girl. It just says you are. And I put a question mark there for no reason and I do that often.
im confused..
Why do I always put question marks without thinking about it and not needing one?
It doesn't say anything about unless you are a girl?
that doesnt count im a girl lol. i would notice the beer first
did you pass?
Example dynamic programming
Reverse str8ng algorithm
Just parked. Walking over now
30ish min away. I'll come up to the acm room
close Thierry?
there at 1-2ish
woop!
We're gonna meet early on friday and work on some notes
ICPC SQUAD
For some reason I think there is a show of midsummer nightmare part 4 tonight, but i cant find any proof. Can you enlighten me?
bye
the formula is super easy. but im not in this cause its easy
talk to you soon
sorry about that part. well, as i said, good luck to ya.
AAAGH yeah that sucks.
eh, formula is simple enough.
especially since i dont have a working calculator besides the one my computer
no it sucks
niiiice
pythagorean theorem, pythagorean theorem, pythagorean theroem
its not hard.
Good luck with your homework
Anyways, ill talk to you later.
but whatevs
because i dont know how the world still ended up like that
I was kinda confused at the one after the second season
hahah I only mildly suspected that was the case
Added to queue
its not about condoms
yes rubber
yeah. i feel like they should do a spin off series from that or something. but maybe it would ruin it
Rubber?
YUP
the ones in the future?
I chalk the last episodes of both seasons to being the entire reason to watch the series.
If you havent watched rubber on netflix. you should. its...neat
yeah. it took a really good recommendation and slight anger from my friend to get past the first few
Arrested Development is brilliant.
hahaha I admire this strategy.
which i was watching since school started while doing HW. so now i cant do hw without entertainment
Ooooh Dollhouse. SO GOOD after bearing through the abysmal first 4 episodes.
i just finished dollhouse
ok ill give it a go
lol
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
no i havent
You've got the Nicklodeon classics as well.
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you've already seen Arrested Development.
oh i suppose
_entirely
Well so have I, but that's why it's good background. I laugh, but am not emtirely distracted.
Though Shaun the Sheep is always Dave's favorite.
ive seen all of futurama
Hmmm.... the fact that Futurama is on Netflix is very convenient. But... hmmm. Let me scan my queue real fast.
TV show on netflix that i should watch(while doing homework, but thats mostly irrelevant)??
Yeah. That's pretty much the only real option for electives next semester. Oh well. I really don't want to school those days anyway
He knows that stuff well
I'd assume a 8.5 because it is krovetz
Oh shit. Mb
Never took
Thierry, scale of 1-10. Rate Krovetzs crypto class
Why do we duck
Fuck lol
Did more complicated SQL for fun than anyone does for 134 or 174 but still failed 134 ama
Fuck I'm pretty sure I didn't pass 180
Lol just assume that makes sense
If I have a .552 weighted as .8 of the class. What do I need in .2 for a C?
i feel like ass
dude i got more coffee
hahah failed 134 but can still database the fuck out of things ama
Oh shit. We should start a club. Failed134TheFirstTimeClub
yeah
The class?
i don't think i passed
shes' grading them righ tnow
How was 134 final?
So. I dont know. Ive been trying really hard to play or watch stuff with you or just talk through texts and you've been really unresponsive. And it hurts. When we finallly do get to play you just play one and leave for some reason without a word. You used to tell me when you were done with league for a bit, then we'd watch netflix or play a different game or just talk on skype. Now you just leave without a word. I didn't ask you to do something earlier because I was kinda pissed. I got home and you couldn't play with me. And I was disappointed, but I understood. Then when we do play and you only play one. It's like you can play how ever many games without me and then once you finally get around to playing with me you're done playing for the night after one. I don't know what you want, but you don't seem to want anything from me. If that's the case just tell me so I can stop hurting myself trying to stay attached to you. If you do want something from me you should really change the way youre treating me because I'm very close to quitting.
Sister
Idk the prices might be higher but its a flight to Ontario near where my sistwe lives round trip
what!! what flight ?? might go with you if thats okay
Im flying down Friday
Yo
Jerry you crazy kid message me
I don't think I'll make it either, but I know jerry expressed interest
:(
I hate to say it, but I think I'm going to have to back out. Other priorities have come up :(
Hackteck this coming weekend I am driving down Friday or Thursday anyone want to come? I am going no matter what
Monday could possibly work.
We are in Oregon right now and won't be back til Wed. Jayson is busy on Thursday. Maybe on Sunday or Monday night if you guys are free?
What nights are guys available? I think Tuesday is good for us. Or Thursday
Yes!
Hello all! It is spring break and I do believe we should get together. Perhaps some settlers?
ha ^
If its anything like Katie's I'm good thanks
Heh. I should probably work on getting engaged then. Planning hypothetical weddings is so much fun tho! You should see my Pinterest board.
Ok so caveat, if you are looking to keep things simple for the whole wedding and not just to save money on one aspect of the wedding to spend more money on another then I would be willing to work with that.
James, I don't think you give yourself enough credit. I think you have great potential to be a "reall" wedding photographer if you wanted. But then again you don't really want to. My plan was to pay YOU to shoot it. If I ever get married, I want to keep a lot of the stuff "in the family" if you know what I mean. I want it to be kinda simple and inexpensive because quite frankly, I'd rather put money towards the honeymoon and the babies that will flow from the honey moon. ;)
That article is excellent! I totally needed another reason to stare at myself in the mirror. But seriously, some good tips I will try to remember.
Not that I dont want to photograph your wedding but I would really like for you to get the best photos possible. and if you can pay a pro those photos are going to come from them.
Uh. yeah as a general rule I really only do weddings for people who absolutely cannot pay for a real photographer. That said, as long as your primary photographer was ok with it I would be perfectly happy second shooting for you.
well this is a bit technical but you might get something out of it http://petapixel.com/2013/05/24/dear-model-posing-tips-for-how-to-look-your-best-in-photographs/
It's ok. We will just keep practicing until I'm your perfect model(besides Katie), and then you can do my wedding and I will love you forever.
well alot of that is my fault. you cant see yourself im supposed to catch things like that. Of course i suck at multitasking and trying to figure out the new lens and also get posing right at the same time was not going to happen
I need to learn how to give myself a chin again. Or nexk. whatever. There doesn't look to be much of a transition from my face to my neck, I mean.
this one did not make the initial set for some reason
bahaha. these are awesome.
here are a few ok/funny pictures from last friday. Some are in BW because i didnt feel like trying to fix the colors. None of these are at print resolution, if you for some reason would like a print of one of these let me know and I will send you a full resolution file.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/r7q7t613pabkmsi/woods%20lake-6565.jpg
Haha nice, James
I want to see the silly one too.
The two of you look so cute and loving with your hands on ruxin, but we all know the real reason 😈
Lmao. Corey looks weirder.
Well i apparently cant take a picture and not look like an idiot but here it is https://www.dropbox.com/s/jg8fa54wqulvnvl/camping%20%281%20of%201%29.jpg
James! Group pic. Need it. :)
i was taking videos of him running around in the water but every time i started recording he stopped doing the crazy stuff.. but i might have a video of him being a goat
Me too. You were an expert Ninja.
No I wish by last moments were better documented though
Did anyone get any pics of Ruxin being a mountain goat? And James could you send me the group pic?
Hopefully we got everything.
i wouldnt mind doing that, if it werent for the wildlife
K. Wanted to make sure you weren't sleeping under the stars:)
and a mattress
we got a tent and sleeping bags :)
Nicole did you guys figure out a tent or should we bring our second one?
lol I don't know
maybe babies
cats too
dogs
Who the Fuck doesn't like fireworks?!
They've said before they don't like fireworks... But maybe she's just asking Dan
i sent her a message inviting her, and shes seen it but hasnt replied
Not sure what's up with that. I've felt similar
shes always offended lately
i feel like i can never win
Even though I told her she could come two weeks ago
Invited
Well I've tried before to bring them camping and it was always a resounding no. And they have zero equipment. But ya know she's still saying she wasn't even
hyyuhuhhhhhh
messages!
the
all
send
every message we send
and its pretty funny
brandon's phone makes that noise yoshi makes that sounds like hes pooping, when he gets a notification
I again...just assumed ya'll already invited them. Oops.
or outdoorsy
i feel guilty about this camping trip even though im pretty sure neither of them are campers
haha
i did
Just be sure to invite her in a different convo. Lmao.
Nuh uh. I askes if I could bring 0-6 friends
lol :X
Bahaha. What a good friend. :
's place
ill probably invite gloria and dan to take you and coreys
i figured you all had plans, just wanted to throw it out there just in case
That sounds super fun, but I have two other events to go to that day and I want to make sure I see as many friends and family as I can before I move. I'm sure I'll be seeing you all at least a few more times until then! :D
I'm sold
And you could get to light a few potentially
For fourth of July obviously
If you don't have plans yet, you guys are all invited to come to the auburn firework show. Brandons uncle is in charge of the fireworks and we get to watch from right below. It's pretty awesome
I'm outside the entrance
On my way
"Where you at yos?" -nicole
O
30ish min
What time are we meeting
Yeah my parents gave me two, but you should probably wash them...and I'm not quite sure if they are dry clean only.
But even with the table and stove I still have space for stuff
We have folded cushion things I think we're going to use. But they take up a lot of space in the car
You can pick up a rudimentary one at target for $20
Bring something to sleep on too
Well we also don't have that either. My parents had one but it had holes
That's fine it won't be that cold at night
Yea last night I was debating just bringing a pile of blankets but I've never done it before so I wasn't sure
Especially if you have a decent air mattress
We have a small tent you can borrow. And we have mummy bags but honestly you would probably be fine with a few comforters
We might have a couple her dad gave us but I'm what shape their in we haven't used em yet
hey errbudy. So I was literally one day too late getting to my parents. Of all the days they decide to go through all the camping gear we've had for decades and got rid of pretty much everything.they kept the camping stove and lanterns but got rid of all the old sleeping bags and tents. :( I think James said he has extra tents, but does anyone have sleeping bags we can borrow?
I'm bringing it
And they are small enough and easy to load two wouldn't be bad
I'm trying to get ours back this week, but if I can't then she should bring that one
Two burners are helpful
Uh I don't care we just need a stove
I'd say yes bring that stove
Ooh I see the little attachment thingy now.
That's propane, same as ours
What kind of fuel does it take? I don't know if we have room or want to take that table but it's up to you. I have other foldy tables too.
Sweet
ENTERTAIN ME PLEEBS. HAIKUS ARE LOVE; THEY ARE LIFE. I HATE THIS DAMN JOB.
That bad ass chess and backgammon board. Holy shit. If I was geriatric that would be my life.
Oh I found the stove.
Also have a travel scrabble board
Well we have fake and spaghetti already
I don't think this is the one I was thinking of..
Yea I don't really care
I honestly hate real maple syrup. Fake all the way.
Quote "do or do not; There is no try" by yoda Haikus, we do not....
I know I wasn't even participating and I got corrected... Weirdos
Oh no. Once again. counted words not syllables. How could I do this?
this is getting Old really fast
Fucking I didnt Press enter. Now im so fucked. Imagine new line at dot.
Is it really 5 Then 7 more syllables In a real haiku?
Katie and husband. The last line doesnt have 3. Its 5 7 5.
James is sitting here counting syllables and not helping me!
Do you need real syrup?
Ugh fakle syrup??
We have fake maple syrup. Does anyone object or are you syrup snobs
Alright it is true Im terrible at haikus So sue me ok
Revision for james. The first was a bit too harsh. "My dear sweet watson".
No James that's still not it
I apparently cannot count
A new one for james. Line 2. 7 syllables Lines 1 and 3: 5.
James you fucking suck. Fucking elementary. My dear dumb watson
um I said I didn't want to do haikus. So I didn't. WOOSH
Haikus are too hard Ain't no one got time for that Fuck you guys I quit
Brandon, Haiku burns Are not a good idea Sleeping on couch tonight
Wow. Nicoles haiku. I dont even think she gets it. syllables all wrong
Worst haikus ever You guys are quite bad at this Don't quit your day job
I don't think i Would really like To speak in haikus
Although those are not actually real haikus We should speak in them
BTW camp status right now is no potable water so we need to bring some
It's probably your phone
Must be your phone
Your phone lol
Or is it just my phone
Why do james a katie keep on Pressing enter So their lines Are retarded?
I know, damn environmental responsibility
Protect the environment!
Rofl I love you guys
I got it, nerd.
Firewood can transport non native invasive insects fungus and seeds
Don't tell me what to do with my life!
Buy it where you burn it
Yeah I can even buy a small amount at the foodsco here. But we might get lucky and find a spot where people left some already.
Aw
Ruxin is ready to go already.
Firewood is typically cheap at camp stores in resorts. We can buy it at caples lake
Were about to go through all our stuff (hopefully) and get it in one spot
Jeez James It's right on top
Probably should have looked a little closer at that photo
It is.
BTW Im adding aluminum foil to my list unless its already in your box brooke
I might have some stuff. Going over to my parents in an hour to go through everything
We have a small pot that works well
I got all the stuff I said I could bring in this box. Except the lantern. You all need to bring one of mine with you, correct? And also we seem to have lost our small sauce pan on our last trip. I've just got one cast iron skillet right now. I have some more cast iron pans but they're heavy and difficult to clean.
Yea the whole chainsaw thing comes off a little too murdery
I'll see what I have as far as hammers, used to have a hatchet somewhere too but not sure where
I imagine they don't want you using chainsaws in a campground.
So is it no chainsaws only hand tools?
Looks like woods lake allows deadfall collection. I have a hatchet does anyone have a small sledgehammer? Or a railsplitter?
Curses. I feel like we could spend tonight going over the rules and still be pretty confused...
No but have heard about it and always wanted to try it
Have you played?
Ah diplomacy cool
lol
Anyways so the game is called diplomacy. Imagine risk without all the horrible game design. No dice rolls. It doesnt reward defensive play. Its not a turn based war game. Its not a shitter. So the game is like every round you have 15 minutes to have meetings witht the other players and try to convince them to help you out. Then after the 15 minutes you write down all the orders to your armies and fleets and everyones moves get resolved at the same time. Its a really deep awesome friendship ruining game
i wouldnt mind trying it another time
I am supposed to go help a buddy landscape at 8 am lol
I would but Katie and I have plans tomorrow.
Its a pretty beast of a game. Nicoles probably right since you guys dont go to sleep at 4 am like real college kids. Although most of you arent college kids
i don't think we should play today. it is a long game. longer than catan
What game is it?
Well dont be sexist. Corey can help plan too. Also it isnt lame no one has even played it. Also its supposed to be 7 player but 6 can work I hear
yea you two can play it with each other. us girls can do something else. that game is lame
Yeah its your kind of game. I can feel it.
I will?
So no board game? James will want to play it when he sees it
:)
Yeah as long as we don't get distracted
D'accord
it probably wont tske more than an hour or so. i think its better to tslk in person
Well we can always just plan it online. But it's up to y'all.
ditto tomorrow is my dads bday and i have to go help my mom set up
Lol yeah saw that. That works for us we wanted to hit the store tonight ad are gonna have a long day tomorrow so not late is good
Im off at 9 but im up for it. Nicoles such a downer
Ok. But I can't make it a late night. Probably midnight tops cuz I'm old and lame. Just have too much shit going on. And please don't tell Gloria, ok! Lmao. This is for planning and I just flaked on her game night again.
im off at 9 but im down
I'm off at 730.
I'm exhausted...but if everyone is free tonight I might be able to swing it. We are busy the rest of the weekend. :(
Yeah we should meet up soon. Also I got this board game that I really want to play.
You guys! Camping next weekend! We need to plan!
What time do you want to leave?
Also if those suggestions weren't geeky enough there is a radio telescope in Stanford hills that you can hike out to and explore
Done.
Just steal a conference bike then we can all ride it.
well i assumed we'd ride them home so idk how we'd get yours back
Bring me back one too
we can steal the bikes
She said 430 pm now. Lmao. And thanks James those are great ideas. I'll love to get arrested by Google. Sounds like a great story to tell.
Go sneak onto the Google campus, or visit Stanford.
ok.
They just emailed me. Interview is at night 5pm-7pm. So I guess we don't have to leave so early if you still want to go. I'll probably just get dressed right before the interview and shit. But I still think I want to explore.
9?!?!!?
okay
K. Well I'll ask her if I can try for the early afternoon. Can you get here around 9 and we can leave once I'm ready?
im bad at hair but i will țry! and yea we can entertain ourselves
Also. I need to get ready and shit in the morning. Wanna help me with my hair?
Oh shit. Well let me figure out what time it is (she just said afternoon/evening). I can drive but will y'all be able to entertain yourselves for the couple of hours I'm in the interview?
got my shift covered! are we doing this??
What does that mean?
:)
yes.
Are you implicating that im not?
you think you're sooo funny
Nope. Not raining.
rain check
I guess I'll just drive to the bay all by my sad self. Boo.
Lmao. Me and Brandon it is
i work til 6 :( i trird to get it covered but my coworker isnt answering
I don't work
I work til noon
So I have an interview in Palo alto Tuesday afternoon. Day trip to the bay? Or do y'all work?
yea i still have Thurs off
Do you still want to go up Thurs? Cause I'm still cool with 4 days
she said we're all set
What
Well were all set then!
Im always prepared for that
You anticipate some explosive diarrhea?
Peeeeer pressure ftw!
Woo
you guys got to me. i just un-rsvp'd from the wedding so i can go camping instead
i work til 6 on Tuesday and Thursday im off
I work until 7 the next two weeks.
Hey since both Nicole and Brooke want to do a photoshoot I was thinking a combo picnic/portraits thing would be fun to do out at Folsom. How does a Tuesday or a Thursday @ ~7 ish sound?
Woo my time off is approved!
I tried to dl that app on my old phone but it was to old. Lmao. I'll give it. Try later.
I'm kicking ass in the league of legends category
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.quizup.core
So I got to work today and my coworkers were playing a trivia game called quizup. There are a bunch of categories instead of just 6 topics. You guys should try it
Just asked for my days off!!
We will be over too in a bit. Don't worry about feeding us though.
On our way over
We grabbed another just in case
We have 1 pack of buns left
Also what about buns? And oops ^
Do you have buns?
How much corn should we get? We were already grabbing it before you mentioned.its 25 cents each
There are some left. 4 I think,
Do you have extra hotdogs?
Or whatever you wanna drink I mean.
Corn maybe if it's cheap? Be sure to grab some soda or something, we only have a liter of Pepsi.
Were probably going to get fruit or something summery. Any requests?
Awesome!
Fyi we picked up chicken and brats.
Yeah that's probably better anyways, maybe I'll get off my butt and actually cook something.
it might be an hour or two before we are ready tho
ok
We already did but it'll be dinner some time soon right? Haha. Jeff just left and theme boys are playing smash bros now,
well you guys can eat
oh
What I mean is y'all are welcome to come by, but we are lazy and dying of death right now. We have some hot dogs, but not much else cuz we need to go shopping. Lmao. And Jeff might eat the dogs before you ever get here. I wish we had a pool.
The bbq. We already have it lit.
toss on?
But it's hot here guys, we just have fans on right now.
No bring food to toss on. It'll be Glorious
We just hiked out of our site and are about to stuff our faces cause were hungry but we might be down for hanging out a bit
we can just hang out sans bbq
New year's*
Not as good as chili dogs on new York.
mm hotdogs
Well we just made hot dogs but are down for whatever.
food itme
like whenever
Tonight like when?
for mem day
do our friend swant to have a barbecue tonight
lol
Woah you miss a lot when you go for an overnight backpacking trip...
Hmm. Well Corey can't take time off and one day isn't worth it for him. But there's no saying y'all can't go earlier but we just meet up afterwards, ya know. After you get all the pesky hiking outta the way.
oh i just realized i have a wedding on the 29th... maybe we could go thursday-saturday
hey everyone. i need to take time off now if we are really going camping in a few weeks. does the weekend of june 27-29 work for everyone?
I'll do the intuition one. I can do that irl
Theres other categories too
Ok so in this universe the powers are categorized into a couple different fields. Bruiser: tough strong power Mover: flight or superspeed or something. Master: control of other things. Thinker: changes the way they think. Like one guy can make ridiculously awesome plans. Another has really good intuition and can read body Language well. Tinker: have a field of science that they are boss at and can invent things using that knowledge thats really advanced
Yeah
Btw I'm off work do you want my ac car
I get it
Yeah some evil corporation would probably steal you and make you work in a sweatshop
Ill find something else that isn't so gross
Oh well I gave you a buff. I thought you would like it
I didn't agree to that
Ok so nicole had super good tasting ass sweat that can give super strength or something. Brooke has alcoholic mammary glands. She has to drink booze all the time because her body can't naturally produce alcoholic
Unless you have super ass sweat. Then it can give powers. But I don't know how you'll find out abour your power.
Mmm. I dont know. You want youre power to be so boring and useless that you wont want to play? Your food wont even be useful like food in wow
How about the downside is I can't taste anything? I don't want to put ass sweat in my delicious food
My ass does not sweat
So I guess great food is the side effect and the great tasting ass sweat is the power
Power great food. Side effect: your ass sweat is the secret ingredient
Try and pick your power like its from marvel universe. You can tell if its marvel cause it wont be lame as fuck. Dc is filled with stupid bullshit like superman, wonder woman and flash. Superman is the worst superhero ever made. And wonderwoman and flash are so one dimensional it hurts.
My power would be that I can make any dish,and it will always be the best food anyone has ever tasted.
I like pff.
Pff
It will be overdone woman
Cause everyone is wondering where I am
Wonder woman
Ok. And your secret identity name will be:
Ok so then I pick invisibility
Invisibility isnt not allowed
So then invisibility isn't not allowed
I see no objection to my power.
No you can't. Its like the only thing thats explicitly not allowed
Can I pick mind reading
That would hurt
Fireball when I'm angryyyy
BRANDON WONT BE IN THE GAME. YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOW YOU HAD A POWER
And I'd only use it on Brandon
Can I shoot booze from my titays.? It changes based on mood.
Fine. My power is I can make people blind
SEEN IT
I meant plants but sprouting rainbows just sounded so fun
Lol. Ok. I can sprout rainbows from my fingertips
It's cool. I can perform orgasm irl, so I guess I should have more fun.
SNOOZES. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SNOOZE. more interesting powers please.
Can I have that terrible side effect
Denied. But I can give you a "terrible" sideeffect of spontaneous orgasms in exchange for a more powerful power.
Yeah I've always wanted to speak all languages. Even animal.
Or something involving animals cause duh
I would pick invisibility. I can be invisible but I can't carry things and make them invisible.
Perform.
Preform?
Preform orgasm.
Ok friends. I wish to play dnd. I also wish to play a different game type based solely on 6 sided die. And I wish for it be experimental and base it off of some other universe with superpowers. What superpower would you have if you could have one? Dont be boring and dont be overpowered.
You learn all kinds of neato science things. While reading a better story then the originals
I read up to chapter 40....
That's probably true
Im pretty sure im smarter cause I read that book and you havent.
:|
I'm pretty sure I'm older than you
Oh. You kids and your acronyms.
Harry potter and the methods of rationality
Don't even know what hpmor is
Didn't mean to send that.
Yeah was about to say james probably started hpmor
Oh. Lol
I know. I'm super cool
Well the above was a harry potter reference
This makes me feel like I'm in some medieval story
No its fire whisky Katie is going to go down to hogs head and pick us up a barrel
Well. It would appear you guys are trying to get me drunk. Fireball(im hoping fireball) and mikes?
Lol my brain isn't working
So much fun
What I'm doing
Fire whiskey? What are we from the 16th century?
Oh I know. I have the mini Oreos and I ate those bitches like cereal.
Ain't no man can tell you how to eat your Oreos gurl
Lol
And he's hating how much his phone is blowing up right now too I bet.
Cuz he is ruiner of all things fun.
Why not?!
I'll see what tickles my fancy when I get milk. And Corey said I can't eat Oreos from a bowl.
This is what I'm currently during at work by the way...
Oooh yeah. Let's kick it like high school.
And we have fire whiskey if y'all are interested
Lol we did just buy a variety pack of mikes at Costco
I might bring something
I have about a tablespoon of gross Irish whiskey. So anything you wanna drink is cool. Corey will probably grab some pbr or something. Not sure if I'll drink anything but milk with my cookies.
Anything else we can bring?
I'll get some milk. We need a gallon anyways.
Cause last time I brought Oreos but forgot milk and we regretted it
Lmao we have no milk. But we had it last time you regretted drinking it though.
What do we need milk for?
Haha I'll try to remember
is someone bringing milk this time
Puuuuurfect I'm off at 630
So those who aren't working can head over at 730 or 8.
We have scattegories too. We both get off at 9
We also have Oreos :)
Yeah we have it
Can someone bring scattergories?
I'm in
That sounds awesome
Do you all wanna come over tonight? I'm off at 7.
I'll have to talk to Brooke and see, but one of those weekends might work for us
Works well for me as long as we avoid the 4th
Hey guys so I got june 23-july 7 off of work. Would sometime in there work for you peoples
haha
There's also a unicorn at every campsite
i read james's reply before reading what corey said and i thought we were going somewhere magical
Woods lake is stocked with rainbows
Yea I'd be down four anywhere as long as its not far to go fishing lol. I have been wanting to go for months, but I think Brooke has us pretty thoroughly booked for the next month or so
Woods lake is $18 a night so $3 per person per night
I don't really mind where we go, and I don't mind paying for a site. It usually is less than $10 person so it's not a big deal
Well I'll certainly go with group consensus but here is my suggestion/preference. Woods lake campground does have a fee but the cost would be negligible split 6 ways. Its about 3000' higher in elevation which means temps on average will be 10-15 degrees cooler (colder nights but more pleasant days) the lake is smaller than union reservoir but is also natural so will be prettier (especially in a drought year when low reservoirs develop ugly dirt rings). Also in terms of pretty/niceness generally speaking higher elevations > lower elevations. Also woods lake is sitting in the middle of some of the best subalpine hiking in the northern sierras. Also for those of you that are interested in bagging a peak. A summit trail to round top peak (elevation 10,381') starts at the campground. For those who do not wish to summit there are several pretty alpine lakes that are within a very short hike from the campsite.
It is a little more difficult to get to, but not too bad, just a couple roads with quite a few potholes
The northwest quarter is, most of the main stuff that is easy to find is fees
Union valley doesn't have fees?
Idk when we will have time. A lot of stuff going on right now. But I do know a whole bunch of free sites at union valley so the number of vehicles wouldn't matter. They have bathrooms, but would have to drive if you want to shower
true
oh yea
If we can keep it to two vehicles we won't have to pay the extra fee too so if we can figure out a carpool solution that would be ideal
i can take time off whenever so i can come set up
yea that sounds good
That was supposed to be general. Not this Friday but any friday
My thoughts were to go up in the mountains close enough that those that work on Friday can come up after work. Katie and I can go up early Friday and snag a good campsite along with anyone who can take Friday off.
after finals. and i feel like i might take like a month off of work in the latter half of june
When are you free?
guuuuuyyssss i want to go camping RIGHT NOW. we should plan a trip soon!
Not today. But thanks. We've got Katie and James over this week, we might have a small thing Friday night.
Hello folks! Super last minute, but would you like to come over and barbecue up some chicken creek side?
Thanks again you guys.
Ok
703
What apartment is Yours?
Ok
11:00 at my place
So what's the plan? When and where are we meeting
We are just moving the piano from my dads apartment down the street to my place
Ok where is it at?
Yeah @11
So what's going on? We doing it tomorrow?
OK let me talk to my dad
I think that should be fine, the earlier the better
How does that work for you Corey?
If I can leave around 330 then saturday works
How bout Saturday at any time?
Im not free. Got work
Yea that will work, I'm off around 430 or 5
Yeah I'm gonna need the help. Are you free at 6ish on the 28th?
Sorry i forgot to get back to you, but I am free this weekend just let me know when you want help, if you still need it that is
I have not had time to yet but I am going to before this weekend. I need a good book for unwinding after backpacking.
yeah probably should be able to. Corey: if/when we play dnd again i can dm James: did you look into the name of the wind?
And for Brandon whatever replaces beer for you.
Cool thanks, there's definitely beer in it for you.
I should be able to help, will have to double check the calender when I get home
Well not by myself that is
Hey would you guys be available on the 28th or 29th. My parents need a piano moved and I'm not capable of moving it myself.
these clowns
Pretty sure I was going for wrong
Just like your mum
I think you did that wrong
Your mom
There are lots of things that are old that ive never played or experienced. (I hope someone takes my setup and says your mom)
That game is old. I'm surprised you've never played it.
Who is old?
Sounds fun
I wanna play!
Lmao. SO OOOOLLLDDD.
Hello friends. I found a new game I want to play. It's like werewolf but designed to not eliminate players. We can play with just a regular deck too. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Resistance_%28game%29
don't forget to throw some foliage in the toilet. makes it more realistic
There's a pretty severe drought. Better be Corey peeing. Preferable after drinking something imported.
Water running. Corey peeing. It all works.
Oh yeah. Just leave the water running and watch that it will be about the same
I have a waterfall screen saver. close enough.
Alright. Well if you change your mind and feel like seeing a waterfall let me know.
ive got a busy weekend planned. Prolly just gonna sleep sunday evening.
works for meeeee
Well Katie and I will be home around 9:30pm on Sunday if you want to hang out then.
Yeah but I am super up to hang out whatever night after work. Had a hell of a week
brandon and I both work :(
Hey are any of you guys free for and up to a short hike Sunday evening?
ahahah
Hey, just saying hey. Also, I've noticed that you haven't been to frisbee since we picked it back up. You should come out some time.
Sup
BRANDON!!!!!
yeah ill see what i can do
ok, well hope to see you tongiht.
ive been quite busy with school
um...i dont know
you comin to frisbee tonight dude?
hi
Sup dude
Hey! You are invited to come to my 21st birthday celebration barbecue! It will be on the 25th which is a Sunday at 1 pm, so just shoot me a message if you want to go and I will send you my address!
Are you guys gaming tonight?
its gone sorry duder
Futon still available
yes
Conveniently a fairly simple pedal. We should discuss this next we meet.
the "fuzz" effect alway lacks equalization option
As far as pedals
They do make capos that dont effect every string and they are used for all kinds of different things
Hey bud
I was wondering if you think there would be any use for a capo that didn't effect every string. Would that make for some unique and cool sounds or would it just make it sound like gobblygook? Also im in need for some projects for school and I think an effects pedal is within the scope of this class/my skills. Is there an effect pedal that you wished existed, or a pedal that did exist but had more options to tweak the sound?
Yea man. Lol thats you isnt it?
did you like that band i posted the one where the singer sounds like the white stripes?
save my number 9166228229
sweet:)
Ok if I do it, I will definitely come
!!!! PLEAZE
I'm thinking about road tripping this winter break and Vegas could be a stop
I get out of school that week. That's it! Why??,
What are you guys up to around the 12th of December?
Woops forgot to respond to this before. Oct 5th is super soon. Too bad that unless you come to Sierra college you'll pretty much never see me.
Oct 5th:)
Cool. Youre coming really soon arent you?
<33
and da famaaaallllleeeee
I miss youuuuu
you better!
I never ever chck mine but gampy_2@yahoo.com
mambiza@yahoo.com :)
Aww. For real? caitlinann_dc@yahoo.com
I'm quitting Facebook for good. Send me your email address so that we may keep in touch. :) -zac
No i havent emailed him. We can do div 1 thats fine with me.
You didn't happen to email him, did you?
Chris says 2 is for people who haven't been through an algorithm class, so he's all in favor of 1
I have another year so I'm down for d2, but id do d1 if you want.
Last year's Division 2 problems were plenty tricky, the D1 teams made almost no headway into their problem set... I'm willing to go for either, though
Did you guys get the email from Gordon about divisions? What are your thoughts?
I was sleepin! So good I suppose.
how you doin over there
Sup brohan
:)
im free right now. bahaha
Just sayin
I kinda have this urge to cook/bake for people
yea!
We should do something soon though!
Yea were having a night at home tonight, another time
Katie has an early morning and I should really write a paper so we are probably out for tonight.
What's everyone doing tonight?
You could get it from Nicole too but my number is 9162438172
oh yea
haha
I don't think Brooke is in this convo anymore cuz she left when you guys were spamming alt symbols last time lol. I'll let her know though
Stop bugging me then
And a card game sounds fun
Do your homework James!
Alcoholic
lol
As long as it involves alcohol I'm in. I need a night off.
i want a good old fashioned card game
yea
Yea... dnd is almost more work than game lol
Sounds good to me.
me too
i could use a game night soon... with or without dnd
oh is that what this is¿
We're not doing a how I met your mother kind of thing are we? But just in case: %
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for any of you who dont have the dnd books or just want to get some more bring a flash drive and i can load you up with a pretty fat set of pdfs
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Well how am I supposed to know that
i still work til 9
We don't have to be that late, I could probably get off around 730 or so if needed.
Later would be better for me too lol, I have to go get the character sheets from seeley lol
But homework is lame!
yay i vote later so i dont have to be late again :P
I suppose I should be a good student and do some homework so later works for me.
Later would be fine with meeee but seven works as well.
It can be later if Katie and James want. Maybe I'll take a nap. lmao. But I really don't mind either way.
dotn have too much fun without me
we'll be there around 930
So we're on for tomorrow? Say like 7?
Yeah that's good
That's good for me
So how does next Friday the 21st sound for everyone?
Yeah Fridays are better but if it doesn't work I'd do Saturday
Ok that would be cool, I'll look at a calender shortly and see which weekends will work
Friday works for me. I can usually get off before 8 on Fridays if I ask.
Saturdays always suck for Katie because she always opens. Friday is usually a better option especially with enough notice for me to get sat morning off
i typicaly get scheduled fri/saturday and those are the only nights we're open until 9 still, unfortunately. but if we decide ahead of time i can take the night off so we can start earlier
Ok well a Friday or Saturday evening would be best for me and Brooke, but if I'm not mistaken Brandon works until 9 on those nights? So we would probably be looking at a 930 start time
Um I would love to, and I have most nights free, I just require some notice so I can work around my homework.
any day works for me
So a few people (me and Brandon) are wondering when we will get another d&d night together. So if you guys would be down to play again we should figure out when would work for everyone. Should be a hell of a lot easier to get started this time lol
Hmm. I think we will just go get some.
We still have window markers...
Well if no one has them off hand, we can get some. I just thought crafty bitches might have some already.
yesss. I'd get some but i had to go in to work
I only had skinny crayolas. They need the big ones. I think we are making hand turkeys.
For me, yes.
should i bring coloring books too
He means water soluble. Fat crayolas.
Can anyone bring some water color markers over?
Whoops forgot the wiki link http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Classes
There are many different rules to rolling a character sheet, so use any method you prefer, just know that if your char is OP it will get nerfed by the DM most likely. This is a link to a character sheet calculator I like to use: http://www.protonfish.com/dcalc/ Katie and James can wait to roll characters here with Seeley and I to help out, but if Nicole and Brandon could have their characters rolled out ahead of time that would be great. If you could take a picture of the sheet or put it into an online sheet to send to me and Seeley it would also help alot
So as it stands Nicole and Brandon will be over around 9:30ish. If Katie and James want to come over around 730 or so we can help you guys set up some basic characters and get and idea of what you can do. Brooke might be playing with us, she is still skeptical though lol. Here is a link to a wiki with a lot of different char classes. For the less experienced players stick to just the base classes. If you could let us all know on here what kind of character you would like to play it will help us all with building the group and the story. Currently Brandon plans to be a Witch (a class from another game that is compatible) Nicole wants to play a Ranger. I have many characters already made and haven't decided what I will be playing yet. Feel free to pick any class from the base classes, or even look up some of the Pathfinder classes such as what Brandon will be playing.
yes
Do you have a mic/headfphones?
Brandon missed a call from Jeremy.
i dont have a webcam
I love you,
yup
Poop
sup guurrlll
Brandon Sherman.
Haha
thats what she said
I'm intense.
very intense
its pretty good
pshh
Sc2 is ok, I guess.
thanks
Haha, gl
probably wont though'
hopefully lasts me till guild wars 2
im gonna ride this new SC2 obsession i have for a while
Smart person. I love it.
my roommate ordered it recently
Super!
?
so how is SW:tOR
brb
im gonna go start an oven pizza
Tasty!
thats cool
A couple big burgers and some curlies! Nom, nom, nom.
what'd you get
SUP
Back
yeah ill be playing starcraft 2 so ill be talking in like 10-15 minute intervals
Yeah, I'm playing SWTOR pretty much all night, so I can't guarantee amazing convo, but I'll try to keep up with it, at least. :) Anyhow, be back in a bit.
if you want
And I'm actually about to run out to J in the B and grab a bit of fewd, but I'll be abck soonish, if you want to chat a bit.
Sorry bud.
fair enough
Currently not, we have three and no one gets a lot of hours. I would be very mad if he hired a fourth right now.
is your store by chance looking for an experienced driver??
Yay!
got to five pages for my essay
so not very long
til sunday
How long is he in town
So don't worry!
Well I know he wants to see you!
No
Did you two make plans already?
Oh ho!
You can have him to yourself for like an hour :)
ok
i'll text you both when robbie's here i guess
you two just let me know
or not
well why don't we hang out tomorrow night then?
that's right.
and hten tomorrow im not free til after 9
no im free until like 9
confused
m
so i
i thought nicole said after 8?
anyway
aren't you both free tomorrow at some point?
anyway i want my sugarboo to myself for a bit
lolololol
not really
:(
meanies!
:(
Oh well nicole works graveyard shift but do you and Robbie want to play with me?
but...i doubt that but we'll see
but idk when he'll be here, he says before 8
we might be able to hang out late
and we're waiting for Rob
itd have to be around 8
Well Grandma already has patties out
I could potentially get off work early. If I do do you guys want to get dinner? Mongo perhaps if sandra still wants it
No I could, they just can't go outside.
you cant have pets?
thats lame
I found out cats and dogs can't go out on military housing otherwise the cops will be called. Another reason I don't think shadow would be happy with us
I found out cats and dogs can't go out on military housing otherwise the cops will be called. Another reason I don't think shadow would be happy with us
Well I'll look it up at least
I just messaged Dasha so we shall see
Its worth it
Lol
And I'm already needing glasses from reading tiny script all my life
Reading off a phone is lame
Or you can read It on your phone when youre back in the states
Oh okay. Yeah I have a paper white so probably not
depends on what kind but yea i think you can
Kk I'll look into it.
I think its possible to get a browser on your kindle. Fyi
sounds good
ok
Meanwhile I'll write to Dasha and keep you posted on the whole ordeal
ok
Okay well I'll write to Robbie to have him call Zach about it
yea he mentioned wanting to keep him if only he could have pets at his place
I was hoping by chance I could pass Shadow off to him and they could figure it out together lol
He can't?
maybe let him know just in case
if zac could have pets im sure he would love to take him
Aw :( well I'm going to write to Dasha today about it to come up with the best alternative routes.
make sure they know to let him outside but to also give him lots of love! lol
he doesnt get along with elizabeth but im sad that hes going to someoen else :( :(
id keep him if i could :(
Anyway. You need not worry about Shadow. I'll figure it all out while I'm there. Either way I'll have him taken off your hands lol.
Oh okay >.< well then suresies. I'd love to come stay with you some time!
lol
all i have to do is literally move a bike
you arent causing us any hassle with the room
I don't want to cause any inconvenience with the room is all. And yeah. Originally I told Dasha about my allergies and eczema. Especially since Shadow is a long haired cat that can shed quite a bit. She told me to just do a trial run and if things didn't work out she'd pay to have him sent to her. But now I just feel like that's too much hassle for him if I wind up breaking out all over from having him be with me. I didn't really consider that in the beginning seeing as I've never had a cat of my own before.
oh.. you aren't staying with us at all? and do you mean permanently take shadow?
Nicole: Eh mystery books bore me for some reason. I think the last one I read though was in middle school. My allergies are much better in California. A lot of bad air has blown in from the west. But yeah. It's okay. I'm just gonna stay with some other peeps so no worries. I'll talk to Dasha about it and Zach too. But I'm going to attempt to find someone I know to take Shadow before I do, just cause I don't think it'd be good for me to have him.
Brandon: Ah, no. I can only shop from the Kindle library.
the bag i got was all mystery, and brandon got sci-fi i think. i hope your allergies clear up! im worried about you staying here because of the cats. :(
Does kindle have a browser?
Brandon: Is that web series available thru Kindle? That drug addicted dragon scene was really just weird to me lol. I imagine there will be more endless Denna scenes in the final installment, but probably with more action involved and AH HA moments.
Nicole: Does the bag mostly consist of fantasy books? I'm doing okay, my allergies are just terrible over here but I'm getting through it. I got a month and a week left here...and I miss Robbie like CRAZY. But apparently he's distracting himself in healthy ways. Playing music tons and all that. So I'm happy for him leastways.
@Nic
im in the part right after he saves alveron's life. and its endless Denna. Worst part of the series. At least with the draccus something was happening.
o
lamora? a boss thief and his crew or somehting like that
what's it about?
I tried to read lamora. And failed. I dont think I got past his childhood
I read what is called a web serial a couple months back. Its like a novel posted on the internet chapter by chapter whenever the author finishes a chapter. It was amazing. And ridiculously long. Like three times the length of the whole Harry potter series. parahumans.wordpress.com
I've been trying to find a good book to read. brandon and i found a bookstore that was selling paper bags full of 30 random books for $10, so I've been trying to get through them but so far they haven't been that great. and we are well. :) how about you?
Hope you're both well :)
I'm kind of getting into it but I'm not all there yet, but we'll see...it took me forever to get into Name of the Wind too....soooo....I'll let you both know.
I'm reading a new book now called Lies of Lamora. It was a recommended read based from fans of Name of the Wind. They aren't anything alike really.
Are you two reading anything new?
That's pretty neat. ^
Sorry I'm late on this
Just read a crazy theory. Simon calls a break in a line of eld vintic poetry a caesura. The little birds eld vintic name is "calanthis" and it is the "surname of the eld vintic royal line" he calls it a line not the royal family. He wants to call his sword caesura. The eld vintic word for the end of a line. So this guy says that the king he kills is the eld vintic king.
I mean I'm wondering if I can stay with you guys sometimes when I'm in town. :) if nots i will ask about. But seeing as you two are such good friends of mine I thought to ask you both first ^.^
Wait what do you mean?
Maybe Kvothe trades his name for hers. To set her free. *sniffle*
Well...it concerns me staying in Roseville for a bit when I return until Robert graduates...which opens up potential living situations I could find myself in...
What kinda thing!?
They say shes the moon and can't find her name anymore. Amd the greek name of the moon god is some d name
I hope you're both well. I actually need to talk to you both about something when I come back
My phone bout to die too and I gotta go in but I'll try to think on things more. Also I'd love to hear Nicole's thoughts but she left :(
In next book
She gunna die
I don't know. Pretty sure gun die
But not in the sense it's being told
Like she is
Part of me feels like she's not real
Yeah
I dont know about her. All the things ive seen are far fetched.
Yeah I feel there is obviously more to her than being angsty
Nice
Dennaaaaaa.
The last line of the song about her is not tally a lot less. Read outloud and quickly sounds a lot like natalia lackless.
So Denna?
Thats a nice touch
No I didn't
Haha
Did you catch that kvothes mom is most likely the lackless sister that ran away? She gets all mad at kvothe for singing a rhyme about the lackless box. And the song that his dad wrote . Read the last line of the song that his dad wrote about her. Out loud
It's a small thing so idk
*used
And the example with the sock was one he face to illustrate why it was complicated
And he explains all the grammatical complications
In the end of the second book he's trying to learn Yllish
I dont recall what youre talking about.
Just a thought
I meant that could fall into him being a master of his name but the name being a master of him
Master owning sock but sock owning master
He gave the sock example
Also that thing about the Yllish language?
Yeah but I'm a barbarian
Yeah that's what I thought
Was that ademic hand language?
They say he locked his name in the box so he cant do sympathy and music in a similar way that jax locked the moons name in a box.
Understanding. Approval.
I mean suhweet
Lol suggest
If not something epic I figure it more just has an emotional impact
You have intuitined one of the more common fan theories. Good job!
Yeah
Oh dayum
And kote is just kvothe with letters taken out.
I feel like it must have a piece of Kvothe or something else invaluable that keeps him from being him
Yeah. In kvothes talks with kilvin he says expect disaster every 7 years. But in the language he spoke it in kote was disaster. Also when kilvins glass thing pops before kvothe passes out kote was part of his cussing.
Oh and the secret box
So?
Anyway...
I feel like I'm miles off by just going through my intuition alone but I guess that's part of what makes the whole thing intriguing
Also Bast feels like some kind of lingering curse Kvothe can't get rid of
Anddd um Felurian scenes are hawt
Plus her brush with death as a baby and interest in magic must have something to do with something
Also I think there is more to Denna than just being some mortal being, either that or her and Kvothe meeting all the time is highly unrealistic to me
I think Dennas mysterious patron is possibly part of the Chandrian or something like that
Possibly, just think that because at the end of the second book he talks to Elodin in great length about how Denna always changes her name
I think something deeper happened with Kvothes name
Anyway
No it's Sushiro and it's awesome
Is it jiros? Probably not as there is no line there.
But I aim to please and thus shall begin!
And there's a high chance my portable wifi will die in the process!
Oh sorry. I'm waiting in line for a sushi restaurant
God's body sandra, hurry up. You have to talk first or else my theories could affect your theories
Let the kingkilller chronicles bookclub with members: Nicole, Sandra, and Brandon begin!
If your attending the Zombie Shoot on the WALL there is a Map on where to PArk
oops
lol
0.o
oh fuck wrong person
ok
im at like 4 or 5 maybe
gotta go back to work
im at episode 7 i think
shits cray
yea i watched a bunch today
have you watched the newest orange is the new black
stop removing me then
hmm
this weekend
ive played hearthstone like once
unless you haven't been on in weeks
i think you're not on my friends list on bnet again btw
the necks
ohhhhhhh yea
uh thats danys captain of the army guy
i forget who that is now
what part
so bad ass
i liked grey worms fucking play of the game
makes sense
oh
the show has off screen teleporters pretty sure
when he was getting suffocated by trampling
how did she have time to go get those guys
yea
the rickon part was a rollercoaster
just sad that it was another saved by last minute surprise horsies
yea
that was pretty awesome battle
intense!
ya
did you probably watch got and the valley last night
ok
finnigan is pretty bad on his tummy too
ok
to brush shadow
i need cat time
no that's ok
i could leave her tomorrow though if you want
no
accidents?
any acvi
till later
which i didnt realize was bm for the cats
and close the doggie door
i let her stay out of her crate
no i didnt.
hen im coming home so she can get expo back
cause im getting my key from dealership tomorrow and am going to pick mom up
oh ok. did you do that today too
im dropping her off at my moms
im going to come over tomorrow
lol. yea
and pixel wont stop growling at him
finnigan worse beggar than pixel
http://i.imgur.com/Y723JbB.gifv
https://www.reddit.com/r/Soundclown/comments/3a6wti/michael_lebeoufson/
Your future
lol
It's just one dog. He's great
these dogs are worse than your memes
good luck!
Woops my final is 10-12
Yea
do you think your mom would let me borrow the expo again? i dont want to be annoying
all black
i want them all
theyre like lego colors
DUNNO
lol
yellow red green?
black? black and white? just white?
maybe thatd be cool
im thinking about getting 4 small shelves. 2 in each corner. what do you think
that's what she said
thatd only leave me 5 inches so maybe its too thick...
the nightstand is 15 3/4" by 21 5/8"
lol
i just passed a couple buying our bed and i wanted to warn them of their broken future 😥
ummmm brb let me go find it
well 10 and a fourth
how wide is the nightstand
it sticks out about a foot
i couldnt get out?
what if i put it like the same height as the bed
also its like really light particle board
well yea but youd be bumping your head on it
it'd fit along the wall? you wont think it will fit in between the windows?
the small ones are as big as my forearm
its from the ground to my belly button
this shelf is really big. i dont think it's going to fit in your corner. 43 1/4 " by 10 1/4"
Oh you said to call you
How would that hold my computer? Or is that the one for my fan
Brandon Sherman missed a call from Nicole Gauthier.
yeah
can i call you for a sec? i have a question about shelves
where u is
http://sqex.to/Msp
:(
hello
https://imgur.com/R0yS26U
oops
https://discordapp.com/channels/133403386375700480/133403386375700480
http://i.imgur.com/5h9d3zq.png
https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/631538115514007553?lang=en
http://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en
lol
meant to google that
awkward.
spongebob on fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FB0aeb-TPs
so
underwater
h ewould be on fire but hes a sponge
HOT DAMN
too hot
well i had class
Lul. Your hours behind me!
eating chik fil a omnomnom
Look up meowkai
ALARM CLOCK ME
OK GOOGLE
i heard you going
thanks
youre cute
In last booth in front half of the place
Are you here yet
meeeeeerrp
ARE YOU A ROBET
oh no reason
WHY ARE YOU COUGHING IN TEXT
cough
my youzh
what do you want
cough
yea kinda
want me to?
aw otay
i ate already
getting innout?
sweet
on my way hizzle
hi ndizzle my phone doesnt text
yeah they said the only thing that matters is how dry the soil is
did they say so
Not emailed pm'd
So I randomly emailed a bunch of people from r/gardening. My idea from last night is bad. I need a new one
phone was on silent not even vibrate mode
oh shit sorry
are you not receiving messages or calls
hi
herro
when are you off
yea
Are you at work?
No
has skyhi ever called you back after you've left a message
lol
In response to your text about our internet. Same
TEEHEHEEHEEE
AND FLOWERS
I LOVE CATS
how do you do it
youre so awesome
farewell
hello girlfriend. i am to sleep now
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AduGemdKtKM
stardew valley
Yo, my phone isnt sending texts
oh ok
you don't need to get me im borrowing pauls truck
Hey, I totally forgot this was today. I need to go to the hack4sac kickoff event tonight. I'll still be able to pick you up.
oh ok
no im not hungy
dinner?
ya
hi honey are you there
did you get your $$$ yet
And parmesan fries
i got 3 garlics
only a little
lol
You got half garlick my balls?
get it
cause its the TOP choice
if you get this and youre down for it maybe we can get wingsTOP tonight
my phone died
http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Awakens-Visual-Dictionary/dp/1465438165/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1450691060&sr=8-4&keywords=the+visual+dictionary
yesterday
did you just call me on fb or was that yesterday
Brandon missed a call from Nicole.
honnneerrrrrryyyyyy
Brandon missed a call from Nicole.
Brandon missed a call from Nicole.
http://pianobrands.info/piano-brands/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_piano_brand_names
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6MJe5wKT7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=409xTk1kD1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQIXCgdDoAM
at your parents til you come home. please let me know when you plan on being home
ok good luck!
Check in at 9. Im not allowed to bring in my phone apparently
what time is your thing?
aww
and still had to go home
i got off at like 845
i know :(
you never came to see me!
lol
were at our hella sketchy hotel
hello
HI
gj honey
i got the highest score in the class on a stats test again
ill come meet you
k we;re done
ill say
which is still weird
hes eating his pearls
lol
baby eggs
fetus eating all the other
or soemthing
a clam
a fetus
what is that last one
i dont know
what are we gonna eat for lunch
soda
no
oh. did you get food
cafeteria
where you at beezy
Sup
hi honey
http://abbottsimulator.com/john/
K cool
yea i did
No im ok. Can you get rent money though
pizza? from blast.im with my coworkers
are we going to the movies
only $5 at the SPCA
i bet pixel would love it
ill name it Honey
hunny
can we get a bunny
honey
Brandon missed a call from Nicole.
hello
um bk kinda
witch do you want
too
in n out is good
bk sounds good
taco bell
Chipotle, blast pizza, bk, in n out...
whatchu want instead
that's what i thought :(
so i dont think you can go ther
they close at 10
ok
leaving wifizzle now
k ill get chik
no
get a pizza we can eat it tomorrow?
cfa!
gonna go in mcd and piss afk
hey honey. im on my laptop in mcd parking lot. i just got gas at costco. do you want me to get a pizza from costco or you still want CFA?
im too sleepy to read it and I'm not at my computer
and the projects descriptions
specifically in the new job description
also what do you think of my words
no
do i need to do it now?
can you find some way to take out that junk at the top.
muh phone died
hi honey
aww
Im sleepy
hi honey how's your day
Nicole called Brandon.
lol some girl interrupted her friend to compliment my shirt. im so popular today
of their pet cat
now he wants to buy all his kids cat tshirts for christmas
he keeps commenting on it
my cat shirt is distracting dobk
sorry for the title
https://i.imgur.com/jxdXvvu.gifv
its good youre not home. i have stinky farts
brb im gonna go make rice
and pets
free food
http://www.radradio.com/#!big-rad-auction/ci35
we should go
dang
on the radio talk aobut it
ive been hearing them
oh
hmmmmm
thing this saturday and the sponsors will pay for any adoptions
are doing some
rob and dawn
lol
no but i guess
they are dog friendly cats
such a bargain
can i adopt 2 cats, some cat food, and a cat tree for $20
yea
or something
and doesnt make us use unity
its something my tiny brain might catch
just in case
cause sac state doesnt care about our resumes
want me to look at it
that an old teacher made
oh
stupid game engine
no were using some
lolol
and have dobek help
come to school with me tomrorow
not right now
do you have someone to help you
do things
so just rice and mixed veggies
cant fucking
i think im gonna make vegetarian fried rice because i dont have any meat :(
im gonna leave soon
when are you coming home do you think
and i cant get full screen mode to work right
i cant get my controller to work right
fucks me so hard
everything that like has to be really low level and messes with like usb or display
:(
raging so hard
buh i hate this class
http://goo.gl/sWRSg7
ok last one
http://goo.gl/4RaHvT
no itd be gross
it would just be hilarious
instead of being scary and embarassing when she barks at everything
honey if we dressed pixel up every time we went out
looking at all these costumes
im laughign so hard im crying
gross
http://goo.gl/o3k4f0
lolol
gross
http://goo.gl/Ypuj0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjsQUcFHF0k
lol
money money money
oh god yes
fingers crossed
sooo maybe theyll process it tomorrow
also i finished my fafsa stuff
i was busy in the evening
i told her already
when you need to
so make sure you can ditch her
yea
well we got sushi that night
so idk
but i have no interest in actually seeing her
i told whitney id see her
team
for that programming competition
ok
oh im going to school saturday afternoon
hehehe
im super jelly i might scan some pages of it
yea boy
on friday
alrighty hopefully it gets here when it says it will
oh
the renewal fee
what is
that was a close one
oh it was $99
yea
want me to cancel it
if you dont cancel
and youll get charged like 49 or somethin
your prime membership expires on the 17th
so we did this just in time because
ok
i was just noticing it
oh im not
idk maybe i should finally get a cc
but i dont really want to do that...
jerk
but its offering you $60 off
it was telling me i could get $30 off if i signed up for their credit card
wow no fair
and standar pass
it hsould be my email
yea
it said i could do a prime trial for free 2 day shipping but now its saying i already did it
do you have an amazon account
k
i still think tropics
but she likes fairies and gardeny stuff too i think
tropical
hmm
her decorations are tropicaly
do you think she would prefer garden-y stuff or tropical stuff
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1454709138?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_2&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER
or this one, but there arent any pictures so i dont know what its like
which is the same author of the one sandra has
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1780671067?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=ox_sc_act_title_3&smid=A22ZHFYGSSNLB8
im thinking about either getting this one
03/18
381
4833160078700298
we can do it later tonight if you want to help pick it out
honey can i borrow your card information to buy your mom's gift
i fell asleep and missed class :(
fb is better to reach me
it says im staying here for a few hours
i sent you a text
what a winch
i gave her a carrot, she didnt like it, so now shes begging for more carrots
oh
horrible things always happen to him in June
whats not to get?
i dont get it :( im not worthy
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3osbzm/harry_potter_should_get_anxiety_attacks_in_june/
TAKE ME TO THE TOP HONEY
same
i dont either
doesnt work
i dont know why my controller control shit
GOD
bruh pleaes
psh likeley
sorry pixel was licking my mouth so it was mumbly. i dld the fb messenger app and then talking tom app for it
yo
i couldnt really understand hte beginning of that one
look out
THEY HACKED YOUR CAMERA
WOAH HONEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
for custom words
why is there a dog in the bathroom
ARE THESE PREMADE?
pro gaming
wuh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSsYTj9kCHE
jk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
that makes me SAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-zXT5bIBM0
yA
i was really confused
is that what that one sound was?
yea apparently
you can call in facebook
woah
:|
ur 🆒
🆒
😄
hater
half asleep reading reddit jerry
hi
watcha doing? sleeping?
hi honey
tell randy to do a over the garden wall type thing for inktober
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/for/5263128762.html
lol
cause i dont waaaanna
god this song is so great
we could sing potatoes and molasses
why dont you want to be over the garden wall bros?
i got that, thats why i gave a vague answer
i wanted to JERRY you MORTY
YOU NEVER SAID WHAT YOU WERE DOING
oh. i dont want to go to class :(
working on my game project
what are YOU doing
nut uh
you watchin tv?
hey honey watcha doin?
lol
what about an elephant? You could like an elephant by just putting a teapot on your head.
why not>
lol no
?
wanna be wirt and gregory for halloween
wow
Maybe
we need to trade for a new one
Benihanas. We can't afford gas to go to sf and we dont have a good dog
benihanas or corgipalooza
http://www.upout.com/blog/san-francisco-3/the-nor-cal-corgicon-is-coming-to-san-francisco-this-week-aka-cuteness-overload?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=UpOutSF&utm_campaign=freepost
oh jk yes it is
i think duck game isnt local though so 4 of us would have to buy it and that will never happen
dunkey has a good video of duck game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/312530/
i really want to play this game too:
that also looks fun
i just mean
crawl was less fun
i didnt mean
crawl is atleast really interesting
gang beasts looks really fun too
crawl looks hella cool
i wanna play it
lol
that looks more fun
http://store.steampowered.com/app/285900/
ILL SYA
that looks fun
http://store.steampowered.com/app/293780/
you dont make sense
well amumu is always crying
no he cries and then it makes rain
or does amumu cause rain
just do you mean you fetal position and cry when it rains
no i do
do you not get my stickers
crying
amumu
what
thats whats happening when it rains ^
its been raining for a while down here
its raaaaaiiining
No
are you mad at me?
The fuck. Power rangers
Whenever urready
when are we eating
bring my laptop battery!
hey where are you at? I'm at my mom's and my car isn't starting
oh. poop. k. want me to bring it to you
My phone isn't working properly. Yes I want in n out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9HMej4NmBw you_irl
oh. sweet. thanks honey
https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/3jy62n/developing_ios_apps_on_a_pc/
6CGCD-I7THR-5A354
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/etc/5171355488.html
Want me to bring home a pizza
yeah theyre closed
could you look it up
aw dang. pizza sounds pretty good
on my way home. i want pizza but i think pa mur is closed
got you a pretty good terraria surprise
ok. she ate a lot today
grass i think'
uh oh what was it?
Pixel threw up in her crate
Oh I only saw the first.
which one
K contact them
aww its giving me a sentimental boner
my parents used to have that exact thing
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/fuo/5102798628.html
to make our office complete
oh no we need this
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/fuo/5103334988.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iilzfPEkrKE&feature=youtu.be
https://auburn.craigslist.org/roo/5044387277.html downtown $400
http://dignityhealth.org/careers/jobs/job.php?id=1500013464-environmental-svs-tech-mgh-supplemental&apstr=&src=JB-10243
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/ofc/5033279189.html
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/roo/5033594442.html
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/roo/5033632472.html
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/apa/5033739568.html
http://www.reddit.com/r/HPMOR/comments/36j74w/complete_bookstyle_pdf/
http://www.forrent.com/apartment-community-profile/1007346.php
http://i.imgur.com/iY9XxHO.jpg
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/apa/5018927878.html
http://i.imgur.com/iY9XxHO.jpg
when i see your butt
http://www.pixelshuh.com/
http://www.indeed.com/jobs?q=&l=Sacramento%2C+CA&jt=parttime&start=40
http://agency.governmentjobs.com/sacramento/default.cfm?action=viewJob&jobID=1141232
aight hombre
im gonna hit up that bed
that was nice
and no i hadnt had a chance to watch it yet
but it was nice in a different way
it was annoying because it wasnt metal
yea i felt the same
oh sorry
also have you seen that rick and morty rap god video
I initially dont like it cause its not metal. its against what metal is supposed to be. but its catchy and if i stop being cynical i like it
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/357x2v/3_japanese_teenagers_rock_a_20000_person_arena/
same
confused
how do you feel about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY
http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/33t4om/for_those_of_you_who_havent_watched_the_today/
dinner? in n out? I'm starving
honey you gotta tell randy about how you tirion in the free pack
gnn
goodnight honey boney
morty
bye bye
ok
anyway ill say goodbye now so i can charge my phone
ya pretty much
sounds lame af
like lottery winners buying million dollar homes
like huwhat
oh
no unfortunately. just random shows on this limited - channnel tv
?
bobs boigas
i might fall asleep soon. I've been laying in bed this whole time watching tv
oh you
lol
its more polite
walk into them
i dont want to run into any creeps though
do it
man i want to go get in the sauna or hot tub by myself to soak up some hydration
nuh uh
blasphemy!
your words!
which back
you take that back
lol its a myth
but global warming! we won't have a chance later!
maybe someday
we should bring pixel. theres enough snow for her to experience but not so much that is freezing and everywhere
yup
well it is cold and icy up here
my gf partying with none other than kelthuzad
kt
lol
thx kt
katie came and closed it
id have to catch her pooping inappropriately first
thatll show her
throw her poop in the toilet
what a daft bint
some bitch turned the dryer on, which is like in the room im in basically. so its super loud now
k
ok
well don't
aww lol
...
kinda
lolololool
still losing at hearthstone?
ya
literally hitlers
ugh
the annoying ones keep sticking their heads in here to be like HI WHAT R U DOIN COME JOIN THE PARRRRTY
lol
my peace and quiet is over
ugh the panty parade is back from the hot tub
teehee
ow
lol
ill rub something else in you while youre dry
mmm
im like rubbing a wet qtip inside my nostrils and its all bloody. they're so dry
damn :(
cause of the altitude + drinking
what why
my nose is bloody
lol
how dare ye
youre coo coo
oh coo, coo
playin hearthstone
what's you doing at this very second
lol
c
sleepin on the ouch
doing *
what's pixel song at this very minute
hueheuheu\
thx
youre coo coo
oh coo coo
yeah some hearthstone
did you play games
yeah dawg
did you get pet food
and then what worked
oh i was learning about what books i should read
i knew id be bored or left out
no i mean what did you do today
your the maid of honor
i dunno
?
just seems real lame
i dunno
what did you do
:( im sorry
when theyre all talking about their parties together and stuff
but it's boring. they're all talking about their stories together and i just sit there cause i have no input
i did
:( you shoulda drunked too
sat around all day and inhaled cigarette smoke and then listened to drunk girls be drunk
what did you do today
sorry distracted
ok then
o
not much
whatcha doin
oh sorry
everyone went to the hot tub and its finally quiet so i wanted to call you
oh
oh its in the other room
oh you werent answering your phone
nowhere
where'd you go honey?
k
phone croaked
hi i just tried to call you. stopped at parents, omw home now
where you be bein at
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tree-fiddy
http://i.imgur.com/Cwma0Kf.jpg
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Resistance_%28game%29
http://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/2z3jlc/my_mmo_itch_is_starting_to_get_out_of_hand_but_i/
maybe ask on Facebook if anyone knows of anything
yeah
can you try reaching out to companies that weren't there?
i feel like i have to look into applying to bay area places
i know...
this fucking job fair
don't be sad honey
I hate this job when im sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnSPpFg-p6U&list=PLUX8EZomERiK4gfRaYD60zSPRkETxkIhA&index=1
link this to him
:(
sometimes it feels like you dont like me
I love you. Im sorry
I dunno
are you coming out
:/
No
is it wet
Laying in the bathtub
what are you doing in there
It was just really inconvenient. And I had to come rescue because you wanted to spend money you dont have. I just suck at being human I guess
why are you annoyed
i think that afterall
dont trust me or think im a good boyfriend anymore
um i guess i get it if you
im just sorry
or anything like that
and i really dont want you to think that i wont help you when you ask
its really irrational and selfish of me
reallly sorry that I'm annoyed at you
hi honey. Im re
http://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/2yk661/how_common_is_it_for_a_student_to_never_land_an/
http://www.reddit.com/r/CSEducation/
http://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/
wow you callin me a ho?!
hi ho honey
http://www.reddit.com/donate?organization=942607682
http://www.reddit.com/donate?organization=131644147
Maybe
after work
will you get it for me
lol
Oops
but then i realized i left my phone at sandras and im too tired to go back and get it
and then i decided i didnt want to go to my parents today
i went home to drop pixel off
i
honeyyyyy
http://www.redbubble.com/people/pixelshuh/works/13659778-scene-14-ben?p=metal-print
http://www.redbubble.com/products/metal-prints
http://www.pixelshuh.com/365821/-home-
http://www.amazon.com/Uni-Mechanical-Kurutoga-Roulette-M510171P-43/dp/B004OHNTVC
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ModernFlowerChild
teehee
oops my coughs messed up the link
*cough*https://www.etsy.com/shop/ModernFlowerChild*cough*
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me_irl
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http://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/top/?sort=top&t=all
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMyL0HdXPuc
http://www.rei.com/c/mens-gloves-and-mittens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVNvpeQGir4
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http://www.thriftyfun.com/Using-Diatomaceous-for-Fleas.html
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hinga dinga durgen
3-2
on your arena run
grats honey
http://i.imgur.com/FMeMTBm.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvRpRM020_k&feature=youtu.be
honey why you no answer my texts
Score
close in relationship or in score lol
Yeah last place every game so far. Im getting somewhat close to my brothees friend though.
aww that sounds fun
Were going bowling and thats pretty much the only plan
what are you up to today
hi
Hi.
and i played with her a bunch
i had her out of her crate
Im sorry. She probably had a lot of energy cause your shift was so long. She won't stop barking in her crate though :(
honey im going crazy. pixel won't stop barking for more than an hour. ive been up all night trying to get her to shut up. I'm going to cry
i dont liek being here alone :(
also a helicopter has been flying around for over an hour
it makes me so sad :(
pixel is desperately trying to climb over the fence. i think she thinks youre in our room :(
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
http://promo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/snowdown-2014/tracking/
http://www.reddit.com/r/Dogtraining/comments/2p5ddd/my_dog_wont_stop_biting/
hg
http://i.imgur.com/I0pmYZF.jpg
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Roseville/2005B-Inglis-Way-95678/unit-B/home/19507154
2005 inglis
hi honey
hi honey
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http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16814121660
i se=nt you all sorts of steam messages
what
bloop
youre ignoring all my messaged
did you get my message
oh sorry
hi
allo?
http://www.reddit.com/r/dnd/comments/2mjhz9/what_would_happen_if_an_intelligent_greatsword_inhabited_by_an_ancient_paladins_lg_spirit_was_found_by_a_meanspirited_ogre_and_the_sword_kept_making_telepathic_lg_suggestions_which_the_ogre_dimwittedly_obeyed/cm4xnl6
I am Garg. I am strong. I am strong because I am Ogre. No-one in the forest is stronger than me. When I was young, the old Ogres make the rules, hit me when I don't follow. Now I am older. I make rules. I go where I want. I eat what I want. I take what I want. One day, I find something I want. Pretty pink-skin sharpclub. Bright stones on short round end, and long sharp end shimmers like pond water. I want, so I take. Little hard-shelled pink-skins have come to my forest with sharpclubs before, long time ago. They smarter than others. They know that they can't hit stronger, so they need to hit better. I am going to use pretty sharpclub to hit stronger AND better. I am looking forward to using sharpclub to hit. I am not expecting sharpclub to hit me. Sharpclub is alive. Sharpclub is angry. It does not want what I want, and so it hits me. I have been hit before. I am strong so I can take hits. But it hits my mind, and I do not know how to hit back. For the first time in long, long time... I submit. Sharpclub is strong. Sharpclub makes rules now. Sharpclub tells me what to do. Sharpclub makes me stop fighting others in forest. Makes me give up land. I do not want to, but Sharpclub makes rules now. I am not strong now. Eventually, Sharpclub stops being angry at me and starts being curious. Sharpclub tells me her name. She is Moonslicer, made by pink-skin shamans for pink-skin warriors. I understand this. She was made to kill pink-skin enemies. But I am pink-skin enemy. She does not kill me. I do not understand this. One day, while eating dinner, I ask Moonslicer. "Why do you not kill me?" "I don't understand your question," Moonslicer replies. "You are pink-skin sharpclub," "Greatsword," Moonslicer interrupts. "and you are made to fight pink-skin enemies." "I was made to destroy evil," Moonslicer answers. She always talks in strange riddles. I have become used to this. "Yes, evil. I know this word. It means pink-skin enemy. I am pink-skin enemy. I am evil. Why do you not destroy me?" Moonslicer does not answer for long time. "You are... "pink-skin enemy", yes. And most people would say you are evil... but I am not sure. I expected you to fight me, but you didn't. I expected you to resist when I told you to stop bullying the other creatures of the forest, but you didn't." "Moonslicer is stronger than Garg, so Moonslicer makes rules." "All the same... I think there might be some good in you, somewhere." "...what is Good?" I ask. "Good is..." Moonslicer stops talking. I can feel she is confused. "Good is... how to describe it? It is..." She stops again. She is quiet for a long time. "You know, I believe the best way to explain it is to show you. Go to sleep Garg. Tomorrow, we will start doing Good." Next day, Moonslicer leads me to pink-skin home, in the middle of fields. No pink-skins there right now. She shows me broken walls. Tells me to take stones and fix walls. Then we leave. I do not understand. "Why do we fix walls?" I ask. "Those walls protect the humans from harm," Moonslicer says. "They have been torn down by raiders over the years. By repairing the walls, you have made the humans more safe. More strong." "Why do I make them safe?" I ask. "I am pink-skin enemy. I do not want them to be strong." "Patience, Garg," Moonslicer says. "Have patience and faith. You will understand eventually." I do not believe her, but I say nothing. This does not make sense. This is pink-skin strangeness. For the next two seasons, Moonslicer keeps sending me out to pink-skin lands. Fixing walls. Catching cows and taking them back to paddocks without eating them. Sometimes she makes me scare humans on roads. Sometimes she makes me hide from humans on roads. She calls the ones I scare "bandits" and the ones I hide from "merchants". I do not understand the difference. "The merchants are weaker humans," Moonslicer says. "The bandits are stronger, and want to take from the merchants. You are driving them away from the roads so that they do not take from the merchants anymore." "This makes sense" I say. "They are stronger, they take what they want. But why do you make me scare them so they cannot?" "Because it is not good for the strong to take what they want from the weak." "This Good does not make sense. I will never understand" "You will understand" Moonslicer says. "Have faith." For many more seasons, Moonslicer makes me do many things I do not understand. Eventually pink-skins... humans... start to see me. At first they are afraid. I understand this. But they slowly become less afraid. They no longer run when they see me. I do not understand this. I dig long ditches from the river to their farms. I build walls along their roads. I bring large sacks of food to their towns and leave them there. One season, there is a great storm. Moonslicer wakes me during the night, urges me to leave the cave and go to the human lands. There is a town I have been near many times before. The river that flows through the village is flooding. The humans are splashing, shouting, drowning. They are scared. Moonslicer sends me through the flood to their homes. I lift humans from the water and put them at the top of the homes. I do this again, and again. I am tired, but Moonslicer pushes me on. I save more humans, I wade through the water that is up to my chest. I save the male humans, the female humans, the young humans, the old humans. I save all of them. When the dawn comes and the water goes down, I am more tired than I have ever been. I sink to my knees. I know the humans will kill me while I am asleep but I am too tired to get away. I fall asleep. I wake up. I am not wet, cold or tired. I am warm, dry, resting on something soft and comfortable. I recognize it as a human barn - I have brought escaped horses to these before. I am covered in many skins. I am lying in dried grass - the humans call it hay. A male human comes in. He sees I am awake. He does not run or look scared. Instead he smiles. He brings a large bundle up to me. The bundle has meat in it. Good, cooked meat. Better than I've ever tasted. I watch him carefully, but I am hungry and I concentrate on eating. Once I am done, he takes the bones and the bundle away. The day goes by, and many humans come to the barn. Some hide by the door and only stare at me. Others come in. I recognize many of them as the humans I saved last night. I am still tired, so I lie in the barn. I feel... I do not know how to describe it. The humans do not threaten me, but not because I am stronger. Finally, in the evening, many humans come to the barn. They bring Moonslicer with them. "I have been negotiating with the humans on your behalf," she says. "They are going to give you this barn to live in as a new home. They will give you food, while you keep the roads safe from bandits and help them tend their flocks and fix their buildings. I will stay with you to guide you." I am quiet for a long time. "I do not understand." I say. "If I was strong, and I came to take these things, they would not give them to me. They would run, or fight." "But you didn't come to take them," Moonslicer replied. "And that is what makes the difference. You have made the humans' homes safe. You have protected their merchants. You have rescued their animals. And now you have saved their lives. And because you gave and gave and did not take, they now want to give to you, freely. And as long as you do not wish to take, you will receive. By serving them, you are now more free than you ever were in the forest. Not because you are strong. But because you are a friend. They are your strength now, and you are theirs. This is what Good is." And I understand.
http://www.reddit.com/r/TinaBelcher
i already logged in
its ok
well we dont have to play league i guess
ok
that was gross to say
skin flute
what do you want to play
ok
want to play with me
http://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/2kob8x/dungeon_of_the_endless_discussion_thread/cln9j60
then i put her on the bed with shadow and made her leave him and it sorta worked. then i put a treat in front of him and whenever she went for it i said leave it and shadow smacked her. she got the hint and stopped going for it lol
pixel tried to steal my underwear again, so i turned it intoa game of leave it. she did pretty well :)
we should share that will all our friends
http://www.netplaces.com/chihuahua/socialization/aggression-in-the-chihuahua.htm
What your Chihuahua interprets as acts of aggression are not necessarily what any person would interpret as threatening. When working on socializing your Chihuahua with friends, make sure they understand what actions your Chi will think constitute bad behavior on their parts and which movements may increase the probability of her acting aggressively toward them. Any of the following may be interpreted by your Chi as aggressive actions: Reaching to pat on the head Direct eye contact Sudden movements Squatting to the dog's level Sharp, loud, or deep voice Leaning over the dog's back Going nose to nose or face to face Breaching the boundaries of your Chi's space or specific comfort zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cdcyrOMehg&list=PLF26FD559887E7EA4&index=10
we do some of this :(
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that was shadow
MEOWAAWRW
BUT I WILL
yeah but i wont
you could say youre a SHY GUY
and a guy
im shy
im right here
want to play league
nothing much is wrong with it
what paw
hi honey whats wrong with your paw
hi honey
http://imgur.com/cFFTm7R
http://imgur.com/a/wsOX9
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league of legends
http://imgur.com/sy7GH8l
http://promo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/shurima/game-mode/#rewards
my phone was silenter than vibrate
i really wish youd answer your phone.. my car broke down
from work
will you bring me some ranch
Whats your order
D:
I feel reel bad
I know. Im sorry
i didnt really pay attention to that. it couldve been your keys
Oh ;; I jingled them in front of you
i had plans
you didnt say you were taking my car today
im upset :(
Hi
hi bunny hunny
I hath done as you have requested of me, sir sherman
My lord ladyship I do insist upon the unforgetting of this task posthaste
im afraid i hath forgotten milord
Have you talked to sandra and robbie my dear girl?
avenue
Wattt
this is you >
DONT BELIEVE IN ME! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOUUUUUU
GURREN LAGANN
youre wweeeeeird
GURRENN LATHAM
Victory! These are the thumbs that shall pierce the heavens!
i dont have thumbs
2468 I declare a thumb war
STAHP
Want to not split it?
i guess
ermmm
Want to split it?
gdi
lol
Okay dokay
yea
ok
Do you want that burger from here or something?
D:
Yeah. I totally fucking forgot about that textbook... got charged 70 for that.
so you can afford our pup
yea
ea
Man I hope I make a lot this weekend
theres one in the fridge but i think its bad
I feel like fartichokes. But we only got pickled fried here
i need some foodstuffs
sexy
Look at these shorts
I like shorts
i guess that doesn't matter since we're taking on Facebook
gonna plug my phone in to charge. it's at 4%
⛄❄
Hey honey. Do you want to build a snowman?
i need el fudge cookies from safeway. the elf shaped vanilla cookies with chocolate frosting inside. and milk
ok but you have to do me a favor
No they both have to do with hot water so its the same thing
thats 2 favors
Can you draw me a bath and make miso?
um mayhaps
Hi honey. Can I ask you a favor to be done before just before I get home?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFT-z-zOPTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFT-z-zOPTA
lol
lol
the bio class the teacher just dismissed everyone already enrolled so he could deal with his horde
yeah a tenth.
my phone is op
i didnt even know i was
lol
every time
why do you do that stupid thumb
a tenth?
Ive had like 1 and a tenth
fine dont reply hmph
So far
how many classes have you had
This break is far too long
Hello
HI HONEY
No. Its streamed like that philosophy class last semester. But even easier cause even the tests and stuff are online
lol you don't have to go?
Also that essentially means I have a break from 115-600
dayum
Apparently this bio class is televised. Theres like 100 people trying to add. Not exaggerating
Sorta
is work busy
they had a bunch for sale for $1 so i got one on gardening for me and sandra and a random one on oracle/SQL or something
Did you get any books?
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deal wit it
in sticker form
let me express this
wait
:(
loser
hahah
(your phone)
TOOT TOOT
fart fart
hehehe
fart fart
liar
Brandon sent a sticker!
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ur gingers
now
its called gingers
jk
FUBEEE
woooooo
lets go out
she doesnt watnt to cook
thats wher ei went for my 21st
.we can go out to dinner or not do anything
its not that good i dont think
well we can go to islands
oh
my father has GONE FISHING
what were HER words
lol
or not do anything
my mother says we can either go to islands. some restaurant
hey honey bunny
Ok. Leaving wifi. Ill be home soon
there's one by chik fil a on arden
K omw
oh no
Oh we aren't meeting there then
taking a shower
k lol
Mmm. Probably 830
mimis closes at 10. do you have an idea of when you'll be off?
sweet
Yeah we can go there
im kinda craving some french onion soup
have you been to mimis cafe
wait
oh yeah
One on sunrise I think
which one
We went to that other one and it was hella lame
yea id go to red Robin. we haven't been there in a while
Idk where. Red robins?
ok. we can go wherever. id prefer something other than mongo tho so that i dont feel rushed
Want to go out tonight? I was thinking mongo but im not really dedicated to the idea. Also dont know how late its open tonight
k
Probably like 20
Idk I need gas and then travel time
til youll be there
how long
Leaving Wi-Fi now!
Ill meet you at safeway!
Then put on cheetah leggings so people think you're trashy poor and wear a fat suit so they dont want to rape you
i know that sounds jokey to you probably but its legitimately how i feel when im alone
i dont feel like watching over my shoulder for muggers/rapists
Its good for you
its dark
:(
No you go to safeay
i dont really want to go alone right now
want to go to safeway with me
but ok
lolol
thats good too
go to chik fil a
wait
or
Im about to lose Wi-Fi so ill just come home empty handed then
i can go to safeway
Pfft. You got a crust laying around? With sawce and queso and pepp and pine?
and no it would take the same amount of time as calling and ordering
im not in the mood
but not right now
That could take hours!
i like it sometimes
Yeah you do. You liked the crust a lot. The taco bell fake pizza hut sucked
im all over making my own now
i want gooey real cheese
the cheese tastes grainy and not real
idk i just dont prefer it
Oh. Whats fake about pizza smut? Its got mass and stuff.
if you want
we could make our own
but i dont know where from
no i dont want subway i want pizza
At subway you dont know what you want?
what to get
idk
lol
Smut is like murder rape porn or something like that. So it was like a rhymey reference to big sausage pizza porn videos
some weird slut / wench insult
Que about subway
you should order pizza, smut
i thought it was
oh
No I said pizza smut which is like a rhymed thing for pizza hut
ps i dont really prefer pizza hut. i want real pizza
IM SO SAD
you called me smut and nignog
Im not being mean.
why are you being mean :(
Nah nignog.
pizza guys
how about
Fine. Pizza hut. Double p! (Pepp, pine)
what kind of pizza
NO
wow
:O
Pizza sounded the best. You should order some pizza smut
Meh!
chik fil a?
or boigers
but you want cheap kinds
pizza?
im huuujungry
idk i was about to ask you
Whats for dinner
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http://i.imgur.com/iz5Lf5s.gif
http://i.imgur.com/RsPhVw6.jpg
http://pastebin.com/ytJuzDXU
Well then I wont have to share much :)
oh. i didnt like that place much
The one we went to last week. Ill probably get wonton soup and you can have some
which
Thinking about going to that chinese place if I get off early enough
Lol
but then i realized its cause he saw your monitor with league open
wut
and i was like
the pizza guy randomly asked me if i played dota 2
oh
No I have wifi here
does your phone only not work in granite Bay or everywhere
Yeah honey
still alive in there?
Yeah I have service for a little bit after I reset my phone
but nothing after that
i got your test text
My phone is still broken. Ps gnar is out
http://i.imgur.com/JiU0l7E.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/events/750111498360307/?ref=3&ref_newsfeed_story_type=regular
Ok
no
Are you at the old place?
not that you can really do anything about it though
lots of cops on the freeway be careful about your light
yea. no soda though
Want in n out?
Also my phone is being gay again
yes
if you do, could you get me that mango rice dessert also?
Yellow mild curry with rice?
sure
Do you want thai if I can get it. Its sunday so idk
k ill be there soon
Went home
yea. so are you working still or did they make you go home
I think its fine cause I showed them my failed texts and such. And I came back. Why would I turn off my phone to avoid calls and then come back
I went back in and got chewed out. Said phone doesnt work. Told to go home.
D: what happened
Fucking shit man. Realized my phone not working would make me being on call very ineffective. Long story short im in a little trouble
oh ok.
Hmm I dunno. Was thinking I might just internet here for a bit
im out with my parents eating. we just got here. but i can meet you after were done. or are you gonna go home?
Yeah. Ive been put on call. What are you up to?
near work?
My phone just doesnt work out here. I don't get it
no
Do you want any food stuffs
Gonna get off work soob. Phone dying
how long til youre home?
no thanks
Do you want chik fil a
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hazar
YES
yea I GUESS
in the summoners rift
will you join me
hi m'lorde
hi m'lord
jesus
omg ive told snadra like 40 times that i work at 10 pm
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2014/05/29/mit_cityhome_new_device_increases_the_size_of_your_apartment.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCyE0Fq8m_c
idk
wat
NERD
HOWS IT FEEL TO WANT
i want that to be me
thats you
ehhh whats up doc
im not a doc!!
hello doc
hi honey butt
http://www.twitch.tv/saff_rona
http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/14s3rl/ultimate_beginners_guide_to_streaming_with_obs/
http://www.twitch.tv/partner/signup
lets drop it
w/e
fine
we have had different experiences
in a game
im not going to sit here arguing with you over fb chat over the usefulness of scouts
that also spawn 2 feet away from where they need to be
you have to get through 3 level 3 engi turrets with 3 heavys with infinite ammo from engi dispensers
on the last stage of a payload map
yeah get something done as scout
i disagree
scout is so useless
payload and ctf and capture the point and shit
and get new weapons
and you die a LOT but its fun to die
engis can only build a lvl 1 dispenser
and you cant build sentries
its fun
you should play one of the random maps i get sometimes where youre a random class with random weapons
=/
i hate that one
with the elevator
i like that one pay load race
and theyre useful in ctf cause you can run fast
but also in payload races
you get x2 capping speed in koth
in all map types
and i feel like koth is immensely more balanced for every class
scout is plenty useful
no
made me sad
and then when you made that comment about not wanting to be on my team
also i want to play WITH you
but koth
in every game type
and its horribly useless
i only like playing scout
idk
but you just make it seem liek you loathe this game so much that ik
if you let me pick a map i can find one without people being asshats
and thats what people do
but you only want to play king of the hill
and its really frustrating getting spawn camped
i know you hate engis
well i don't have fun and just get frustrated playing it so i dont play it
i feel like whenever you do iplay it with me which is rare, you just complain the whoel time
and complained
i was enjoying tf2 until you joined and made a big deal of it
im not particularly in the mood
idk
league?
jkjkjk
building a snowman
could i interest you in
hi
hello
ok
Yup
did you already get mozz stiks
i havent been on a computer til now
oh
What do you want for dinner? I was thinking I wanted mozzarella sticks from my work, but perhaps you can convince me otherwise
idk
Why is the mirror face so big
mirror
its a cat staring at itself ina mirrow
you dont know? its been on here for a while now.. and i showed it to you :(
What is your profile pic
ok
Uh fuck I dunno. Ill tell you?
im not tryna hang out solo in a dark parking lot
when do you estimate i should leave our domicile and head to the theater
ur purdy
Ur handsome
handsomely
thye better tip you.
In case were waiting for a bit I can work on the program
If its busy you should be able to afford to reject shit
Fucking jk. The second delivery is by oakmont and the third is that rich fatty. But its 833 in our restaurants computer and the manager was like accept this 4th one. Its busy we need to make money. They order one thing. Makin so much money fucking over your employees
why do you want your laptop
Well we accept shit till 830 so idk. Its super shitty though
yea
Can you bring a dp can and my laptop?
i hate people who run a business and focus more on the money than the humans they employ
ok
ugh
Maybe you should meet me.there...
Omg. They just took three deliveries. And one is to rockyridge and another is to that fat bitch in the rich neighborhood.
i thinks o
yeai
Jesus can yiu pay for the popcorn at least
=/
for the xd theater
seeing as how theyre 16 a piece
we probably wont have trouble getting tickets
oh
but if i recall they have a decent theater
but thats more ghetto
in 3d
oh theres also century downtown plaza
ok why
K then dont get them
but yes thats greenback
i didnt get tickets yet
And scout out if we need to show up early
Is that at greenback? Did you get the tickets? Cause I can stop on my home I guess
in case you dont get home til after 9
less rushing
idk
Why
25
i vote 10
935 or 1025
Hells yeah. When is it
are we going to the 3d showing of sm
YOU CANT UNNAME ME
:(
So what! Friggin party pooper. YOU DONT GET A NAME
not frigg odinwife
its just frigg
well, thats not what her name is
Whats not to get. The first name is the name. The last name is myname+ourRelationship
i dont get it
So! You can be nicole brodinsGF like hiw thorgi is thorgi brodinson
sounds like its just "frigg -- gauthier"
lol
Friggauthier
nicoley frijole
as a child
was my dad's nickname for me
which
basically
frijole
thats like
ew
Friggole?
lol. you should be proud of me! not unhappy.
Oh I figured it out
Whats a frigg
Brodin is better. I was unhappy you thought of it though
what
-.- yes
does that mean my name has to be frigg
Brodin*
I gotta wait for the house though. Well name the house aasgard and ill legally get my name changed to odin
i want a thorgi and a house too
you dont have to wait
I want a house/ dog/ corgi corki thorgi. I dont even want to wait for your kitten
phone died :(
http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=stone-cobra-programming-assessment
http://www.5lovelanguages.com/profile/singles/
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/20/14/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7444-1363805669-11.gif
this is me when you tickle me
wanna play leageu?
http://i.imgur.com/XbXEoSB.jpg
should ic ome
i was wondering who that was waving at you
oh what
Robbie is in town.apparenly, and he followed me to in.n out. He was some.crazy guy waving to me on.the freeway
my phone is dead so i cant call you but youve been gone a long time and im worried :(
honeeeyyyy
http://www.trulia.com/rental/3105059950-3738-Stone-Walk-Ct-Antelope-CA-95843#photo-1
really
what
and he does
and then shes like will someone carry me to my chair
and they like flock to her to hug her and comfort her
like shes over there bitching about her group for this class
yeah
touching
like
kinda
do you what the idea of kino is?
oh
oh yeah I have my 'interview' thing to be a shadow at 1
and i didnt knwo you were meeting
howso
god. One of the officers of this club is a moderately cute girl. These guys are so pathetic. And she's kind of a bitch for manipulating them like this.
CAUSE YOU WERE GONE A LONG TIME OK
why
i miss you
playing 6v6 :O
SHO NUFF
oh. lol. i was texting you. i'm dumb
i forgot my phone on your desk. can you bring it with you later?
http://www.animalplanet.com/breed-selector/dog-breeds/questionnaire/page1.html?q=1
oh'
a puking alpaca
what is that
lol
lol
chik fil a gives me stinky farts :X
oh its done
its patching
league?
hi :)
hi honey
idk :(
Why
i have such a bad headache :(
I ordered it here it just isn't gonna be fresh and I probably will piss thwm off
but you can get it still
the one here closes at 10 but i dont like it
I might be able to
i really dont want to go out honey :(
Im still busy. And they close at 9
i didnt like that place :(
sorry
oh
HONEYYYYYY
Can you go the one by our place
Honeyyyy. I can't get it.
and yay!
yea yellow curry not spicy chicken with rice :)
Would you like Thai food? Ps I got this saturday and I'm off next.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2596874923840&set=t.706632289&type=3&theater
Surprise!
ill poop on you
Ur gonna poop
gross i hope it isnt tripe
more tripe
more like
More hype honey
oh GREAT now im going to get all worked up
Its a good one. You've wanted it for months and essentially forgot you even wanted it
:O
Honey I've got a surprise foe you
oh
No its a regular. The real nice house jn the real nice neighborhood with all the lake street names. You've been there
did you deliver it already?
Fat bitch
awwwww
Fucking hella far away delivery just got taken. Real rustled. I got a steak and now its gonna be not that fresh
every time i say something to you it goes BOOP really loud behind me D:
:D ty!
K
pep and pine
could i get a pizza?
give me a few secs
ermmmm yes sec
Do you want any food?
HI!
fine dont respond
finkle
my aunt
who is this karen hunsberger dinah person
http://support.asus.com/FAQ/Detail.aspx?SLanguage=en&no=146F45C9-8D72-CEBE-198E-B33039EF6EEE&p=3&m=K53E
Hello?
but i just bought snacks
my phone died right when you texted me :(
idk if youll get this but no i didnt
where r u :(
muahahahaha
!!!!
penis
qq my dad asked if i was staying for dinner and i thought it would be soon. its been 2 hours and it isnt ready yet but its fish and brussell sprouts. the house smells like farts and now i have to pretend to eat it
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1k8tm3/whats_the_best_long_con_you_ever_pulled/
K
ok. it'll be around 5 or 6
You should come to my work when you get home
soon!
Its tomorrow. Why aren't you here?
ugh. i just found two of my bowls were being used by them to hold flower. which is bullshit. but one of them wasnt really being used they just couldnt be bothered to seperate them and it was still stacked on. jesus fucking christ
im glad you like me a lot. I like you a lot too, but ive been afraid lately because i wasn't sure how you felt, and i was too shy to ask you. and i feel guilty about randy too, but for different reasons obviously. I care about him still but i dont have the same feelings for him as i used to. breaking up with him has been so hard because I wanted him to be happy, but i wasn't happy. and that wasn't fair for either of us. i want to say more but I can't get the words to come out right. I just dont want you to feel guilty. randy will be fine. he just needs time. don't let it get to you. thank you for messaging me. :) i miss you and can't wait to see you tomorrow :) xoxo
I like you a lot. A lot a lot. And I miss you. I've never missed someone with only two days apart. I have difficulty expressing how that makes me feel. So changing topics. You should reply to the first paragraph. Then read the rest I think. When i go to sleep is the time when i introspect about my life and stuff. And lately its been dominated by not liking myself because of Randy. I'm wrecked with guilt. He was the only friend i had that i would want to hang out with regularly besides Robbie. He came to me to talk about you(really it was all just a cover to ask if i liked you, but he still said some things that made me feel guiltier). I stay up so late to avoid this time and distract myself and hopefully fall asleep quickly. Please don't take this as me being any less devoted to you. I still wake up to you and feel so happy and lucky. And I don't think about these things at all during the day. I just wanted you to know for some reason... I like you more than I think it seems because I feel safer being aloof about it. Xoxoxo
gyeah
fo rizzle?
now
fucking
when do you want to go eat
comrade
hullo
:)
league!
it was about to die so im charging it
yeah i just got home. i sent you a text. phone dead?
can i come over tonight
o'
she just asked how shadow was
what did she sayt
whatcha doin
and ill probably stay til saturday
so im going to stay at her place
sandra just told me she isnt actualyl busy until sunday
:D
are you a wizard? ._()
yes
BEFORE YOU SAY IT
i can see what youre saying
sucker
NAKED
YOU LOOK
he looks like a DWEEB
he just like eats the hottest peppers in the world and reviews them
orly
ritjeiwtheigheg
peppers
whats he eating
I'm not gonna make it. Can I just pick you up whenever I get off?
ill go charge my phone
ok
Meet there at 9 unless something terrible happens?
what time do you want to meet
i have to get back to work and close my laptop, and my phone is dead
lets go there then
ok
Claim jumpers is goood
i like that place
theres claimjumpers, which is like steak and pasta
burgers salads tacos soups
its like burgers i think
What kind. I don't have time to look at the site
http://www.islandsrestaurants.com/
a restaraunt
What's islands?
do you like indian
black angus
islands?
tahoe joes?
Ummmm. Yes
k where do yu want to go
I'm off around 830
like 10 or 11
i can do something but i cant stay out late
when are you off
well
Are we going to go somewhere nice that isn't name yardhouse tonight?
muahahahaha i figured out that excel equation
well its also my stupid phone
that might be the one
ive had issues with one of my wires too
it has so many issues. it charges ridiculously fast in my car but wall chargers take hours. and usb doesnt charge it at all
oh no
my phone isnt charging :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=husPzLE6sZc&list=EC36E7A2B75028A3D6
im home nao
why ; ;
my phone is about to die btw
rofl. wtf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQlpEBTh70
yes
do you tf2?
tf2 now
were playing
i think
jack
what kinda food?
I'm off but I'm gonna get food first
no
Horribly?
Are you losing
robbie+me=we
were playing l4d
wench
cause you couldnt anyway
!
dont make me come over there
Make me
hurry up
Yea
are you at work?
oh
my phone died
do you know what days youre going to monterey? is it the 20th or are you gonna go the weekend after?
punch them.
but so far everyone has said no
im trying
then stop it
im already scheduled those days :(
Next Saturday and Sunday. We can leave friday night if it pleases you guys. So 20 and 21.
are we going to monterey for sandras bday? and if so what days? i need to take the days off asap
i hope he isnt too bad
nope
have you heard of edward przepiorski
lol. god that laugh is annoying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lvn48WRaA&feature=relmfu
woops meant to click sandra D:
sup girl fraaaannnn
k
ill ttyl
ok well i gotta go
so ill probably be laggy
my internet is being shitty today apparently
lol
i need to win one game to unlock that bitch
ok
thanks we should paly LoL later tonight
huzzah
3000-1775
whats your numbr
but i can call yours from my house phone
well mines dead and isnt turning on
god damn it wheres my phone!!
lol
sec
i gotta find mine and plug it in
er
can you call my phone?
What class is 199 in lmao
and teacher isn't here lol wtf
nah in 134
Either of you in systems lab?
thanks fam
This
If you did the SRM live, put a text file with the SRM number as the name with your scores for each problem you solved and hour topcoder username
also, what does he mean about the .txt file
Do TopCoder problems either live or after the fact for all Single Round Matches between now and May 13. Put all attempted problems in your portfolio (prefixed by x if they didn't pass). Put ###.txt into your portfolio for each SRM that you participate in live, with your username and final score.
does our problme have to be in latex?
waddup
oh shit
looks like you only need .44 on final to pass fampire
@fampire https://github.com/brandondsherman/midApril140Grades/blob/master/explorationsPart3.ipynb
like if you open a notebook file its just a json
holy shit. i opened it with sublime and thought i was looking at some document file
Jesus Christ Matt
Assembly, fam
the hell is a .s
My 199 submission for SRM690's DoubleString problem. Pretty well optimized.
Thanks for the offer, but I'm good fam
I need N go to Folsom if you need a ride
Matt are you going to power school today
Lol
He's probably feeling the bern
Philosophy was cancelled lol
Oh good. I think she'll let you in
115 next sem
Oh. Are you taking stat 50 or eng 115 over summer or next fall?
No
Prepare to get all of your grades in the form of my 140 fuckery
I'm officially ta for stat 196 next semester. Have you taken a stat class before Matt?
G R O U P S M S
9169326008
wait matt what's your # again lols
let me text chelse
ugh they didn't reply yet
Where
LOL
Meeting
wat
Uhh
We're netting them at 5 right
Actually 0
2
Don't forget the business students lol
What's the plan, Stan
Yeah, Physics then PS, then coming back for... Cryptonight or HackDavis planning. Depends
Are you poweschooling today
LOL
Matt let's go to the brary
What is happening
Are you witnessing this
Bitch I'm fabulous
Fucking gay
Test
LOL what
Where you at fam
Why tf do I have this flower thing
Niceeee
No?
Hey is there 199 today
I'll add that and compiler construction
Looks like there are 14 seats left in stat 196
Fuck
Yesterday
When?
No
Either of you coming to Norris today?
puck grarticipation fades
Was I L L past 2 days, just reading these messages lol
"just realized how funny this is. the easy one for division Scrubs was return true if a string is made of the same substring twice like haha" There is a BIG difficulty gap from 2 -> 1. Look at Div1 Easy when you get the chance
going to bed. peace
ayylmaobaseball
fuck A's get giants
wait 59 for a b LMAO
so I might as well study it out
*80 i think
85 for a b
I need a 100 for an A in the class lol
youre still there
>be me >in 5029 >1am >see dank meme >rejuvinated
holy fuck
FUCKED THAT UP N E W M E M E E E W W M M E E M M E E
N E W M E M E
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PgXS5xfVscq8KOidDG0KcHHA_pLiYUIY59Aw6zy8TAI/edit?usp=sharing
k slidiing thru now
alright i'll s l i d e through
oh fuck that's a good meme
T A L L V E E R A L L V E E R
Tallveer and Jerry only people in there
i think it got quieter at that point
oh yeah i left shortly after lol
Randy and Xavier and everyone went rock climbing apparently
it was so fucking loud when i was there
Come to 5029 its practically empty
Come n get lit
Second floor brary
famela
Yeah camel a
You guys on campus somewhere?
i went to modesto to pick up my moms car lols
aww my medium solution failed system tests
he wrote a 3 nested for loop all in one line
holy shit. looking at this guys solution for hard problem during challenge phase
like haha
just realized how funny this is. the easy one for division Scrubs was return true if a string is made of the same substring twice
>implying he competed
VARUN HOWD YOU DO
Don't even want to get started.
Did the same once i solved medium difficulty. I read the hard one and was like nah fuck that
This is a big boy game lol
I'll just figure it out when they post an explanation
fair enough.
I'm done lol
aw shitty. did you quit or are you racing to get it?
no lol
have you solved 1?
yes
are you still getting rekt by div1
hard is pretty hard
at least the first 2
div 2 was pretty easy
lol
Getting rekt by div1
This makes no sense
Already scoobedooveddidit
SRM 690 registration available
Lol
das hot
LOL sex scene
Been messing with the latex code Krovetz posted. Doesn't work for my. I need the .sty files he uses I think
mm
and the input shouldnt have that 1 2
it should just be look back at all n numbers behind
which numbers you should look back at
ah shit i keep on forgetting to take out
;)
13 8
should the output be 8, 13 or 13, 8
and latexed
slightly fixed
"Output: Print the value of the last n inputs starting with the largest number and ending with the smallest number using the sequence described by the previous inputs." But you output "8 13"
so i just made everything n
i just got lazy when writing because i didnt want to say. the next input will be k. the next k inputs will be these things
then all of the numbers are pre set to 1-n
but also i changed that because if theres n in that sequence
gotcha fam
it says that fam
each of the second sequence has to be less than or equal to n to work
when you want to know the 3rd
Because if you have to look back 15 but are only told the first 2 you have a problem
Will the second sequence all be less than the third sequence
local competitions are too good for constraints
uhhh
Constraints?
this is cool
(y)
how about now
ehh
lol
supposed to be txt file
did you just fucking send a word doc
"Not a jpg file"
doesn't work for me
solve my icpc problems fams
this
Nice. That's a good time
SRM 690 @ 6:00 pm tomorrow
j a v a
.this
This
Oh fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/brandonsICPCTrophies/
fml forever 4th
same
you didnt even solve that one fam
28 lines of code lols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYcxSuHPe0&feature=youtu.be
same
Yup
what was your solution to dice problem? we sorted each set of rolls and took the max at each level
This
sup fams how ya been?
Going all the way down left side and then left vs going all the way down left then right would be same by that standard, but only gives us 1 node?
But that doesn't prioritize making more nodes?
-my friend
"my initial thought was just to find the L longest paths starting at H"
gtg
idk
:/
aw poor stat 196
Or something like that
Probably STAT50/ENGR115, CSC60, CSC131, DE, Foods&Nutrition
oh damn. what do you think your schedule will be next semester
I have to take STAT50 and CSC60, then I have to submit a form to apply
beauracracy is so dumb holy shit
uhh. how do you that?
Department standard is you can't take above CSC131 without applying to be technically CSC major
you're taking 130. the prereq is 130 im pretty sure
> tfw not upper division
seems dumb. @matt make sure you take 135 with gordon next semester while you can. he doesnt teach it very much anymore
try bit shifting to the left instead of pow ^2
@brandon we implement one as a webapp
r is the remaining number of times that branch count can be used
recursive descent parser is your 4th assignment? dont you go over languages at the beginning
Uh
for binary chrristmas tree
what does r do in the code
matt
our PL4 is an online descent parser
nah, she just wants us to post that to our site
implying theres even a backend
seriously why is that in that class? did you do backend in lisp?
you're
LOOOL
holy shit your such a fuccboi
wtf is that prolog assignment
shrekt
https://piazza.com/class/ijq8k2ef7oq1mw?cid=31
how is that a 135 assignment
why are you doing hackerrank
Only as much as I did
and failed at hackerrank as awlasy
did 135
lol i still gotta do 133
http://athena.ecs.csus.edu/~vedv/
lol
howd your 133 assignment go fambulance?
tfw rekt :(
hahaha
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Z0raWIHXk MFW Constraints > 100000
https://www.careercup.com/question?id=3544061
http://acmicpc-pacnw.org/ProblemSet/2015/Writeup.html#b-butterfly-effect
2^20 seems doable
DFS
woah call the fambulance, someones got an idea of where to start
http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/random/binomial_distribution/
\textstyle {n \choose k}\, p^k (1-p)^{n-k}
B|
ill give you 5 dollars if you solve butterfly effect
Regionals Div1 http://acmicpc-pacnw.org/ProblemSet/2015/Statements/div1.pdf Regionals Div2 http://acmicpc-pacnw.org/ProblemSet/2015/Statements/div2.pdf
Should I make the plots I'm doing for 140 an R package(maybe named gradR) and sell it to powerschool?
I've never used Apache spark
idk
which is remote
then i need to set variables for my workers public dns
no local
wait what
remote
okay - local or remote?
yeah i have it set as my ip address
You aren't literally doing that
you are setting current_node_public_dns, right?
so it doesnt use localhost
export SPARK_PUBLIC_DNS="current_node_public_dns"
i have to set this environment variable
You can set up a local DNS server to reconfigure things like "Enterprise" to 8.8.8.8
I think so? On the high level yeah
isnt dns just a server that has url -> ip address
logically i think they want my ip address where that is.
such as public dns
all the stuff im reading is using words that i thought meant something else
its not free
if youre actually big dataing
its just like free for barely any work.
And not really free? just a certain amount of credits?
https://education.github.com/pack
free for a year, yeah?
no body got money for that shit
lol there's a free tier
because thats not free
that's what you need to do
oh wait
connecting two local boxes sounds like a bitch
or EC2
why aren't you doing this on S3
same
idk what you're asking
http://blog.insightdatalabs.com/spark-cluster-step-by-step/
was going off the bottom part of this guide
i dont know what was going on
no
You can connect to ssh?
If you want to connect and are not on same network, you'll need to either port forward, reverse ssh, ngrok, or localtunnel
it works through ssh
no
liek python -w simplehttpserver
or is that only for communcation
i thought you need a web server of some sort?
ah
If so if(/p)config and use ipv4
i was. not working on it anymore
Are you on same network?
where ### is the port (if not the default 22)
ssh user@ip -p####
how do i ssh to his computer
but im dumb
and im trying to set up some spark clusters
yo matt. im on the school network with this guy
Yeah I think Thursday works
Mm
maybe thursday?
i have class at 5:30 and then meetup :/
Leaving library to eat and make call; hmu if you want to work on bot later, o/w I'm headed to Folsom at 7
glhf
ah okay, i might join you later, i'm working with Ken rn and he's doing the 133 assignment too
There's an outlet here in the regular corner
brary
Of RVR?
and i need the outlet lol
i'm on the second floor but i gotta do 133
Heading to library
yup, not in the directory
Checked
no haha
only one way to find out
Is that actually anyone
haha who is shobbes@csus.edu
i'm gonna fucking frame this
all the names of them are so boring
cant think of anything for the rest of the stuff
why git add . commit push pull merge commit push when you can just googdoc
who needs slack
>2016 >not using shared google doc to do communicating
also
why not fam
fuck
LOL i can't hand this out
Make sure to not give them a resume until you're walking away lol
full stack burgeering intern
haha grammer
lol
dude i lost my shit at weakeness
joey is looking at it
Wait who's the 4th editor lol
topkek
holy fuck i'm actually lol'ing
literally only one company i want to seriously talk to
it's literal cancer
lol
gotta do it for the buinsess
i told you fam
"Excel VBA"
do it for the vine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVdI6FGjk0
>thinking it was an 8 week event
>icpc
"ICPC"
LOL copy pasta fail
TFW two pages
adding ocaml to my skills
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bN2cW2zJFKJ8ivQ4opyIgg0nxypqxZXZW4iK0fmD8bk/edit?usp=sharing
holy shit lol
We should hand out the same resume but different names
haha
LOOOL, minoring in golf studies
I'm triple major CSC/Business/Leisure
I can't find my turtleneck
ol
ll
i will lose my shit
with a suite
omg if you wear your hat
LOL
LOOOL
fuck if we're competing i might have to dress up
"Stephan Hobbes"
and wear a black turtle neck
omg just say your name is steve jobs
Warren Buffet
"Matthew Merrill"
What's the most white name I could have
RELEVANT SKILLS Python, SQL, R, Excel VBA, C++, JavaScript, Data Analysis (Pandas, NumPy), Machine Learning (Scikit-learn, NLTK), Data Visualization (Matplotlib, D3.js)
dude it's on
it's a business career fair just have fun
Let's see who gets more offers
yes
Should I go, with my current resume and say I'm a senior
seeing if it makes a difference
lying out of my ass on my resume
doing an experiment for business career fair
hahaha just join
tbh i want on the intern slack page to share dank memes
jk
And becoming AGILE
mention getting the opporutnites at a company that you can't get working on individual projects
its done with access
big odds that whatever that shit is
talk about how you want to improve yourself as an engineer
nevetheless, worth looking into
yo, what do you say when they ask what your looking for in the internship
it mgiht be some weird IBM propeitary thing
my guess its that it won't be some easy MYSQL database
my biggest concern is getting up to date with their systems
We should look into the legal-ese and hit up that CPS guy
holy fuck
lol
consulting
S.Q.U.A.D. : Some Quirky Ubiquitous Acronym for Datascience
MEME consulting- making every machine energized
MVB Consulting - Bringing you the Most Valuable Brains
beepity boppity zoopity zawpity
fimp the pimp
figure out who's asking for it and just go to them directly
seems like he was
I think the bot guy is trying to pimp out "freelancers" from the FB group
tbh we should just do consulting guys
dude it's ridiculous
>internship at powerschool >see this >mfw
KEK E E KEK
not clearing doesnt even hurt the bong so he was just fucking with him which is even funnier
lol gg is a good squarememe use case
https://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=GG
to make spark cluster in librarium at 12
im meeting my stat 199 fam
LOOOL
http://i.imgur.com/wPa1AoL.gifv
S O F U C K E D
oh shit
due tomorrow fams
no fam
c'mon fam get it together
I'll hyu with deets re: if lab goes to 3 or 5
fam
wasnt that due like last week
but i'll come by
damn, i might be doing 133 still
or possibly api.ai
Most likely hooking into wit.ai
what kinda nlp you doing
am interested. what time?
If anyone wants to join me / learn with me hmu
In which case I'll head over to library and will be cranking out a NLP chatbot
I think I have a short lab day tomorrow...
I hate that it always ruins my life
Yeah the conversions to doubles also throw things off
Damn. What a shitty math library
There isn't because they don't have a factorial
I don't think there is
http://docs.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/?java/lang/Math.html
Is there?
Isn't there perm and comb in Java.Math
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/MatthewMerrill/CSC199/master/src/Util.java
Utility things I commonly use in SRMs. Recommend bringing a copy of Perm/Comb/LCM/GCD to ICPC
sweet, thanks!
Yes
can you do things like #include <queue> for ICPC?
forgot lol
howd you do on this mornings srm?
m a t c h m y o f f e r b r o
B I D D I N G W A R I D D I N G W A R
Awesome.
Interview monday
She emailed me this morning. So that makes sense
She told me she got some okay from HR yesterday
She emailed me to set up an interview already
R E N E G
Tbh sounds better than Powerscjool
Yo Brandon Sadie got the okay from VSPto start interviewing. They'll have positions in either machine learning o cluster setup and data processing
Oh OK. I'm talking about Buckley for 28 I think. Discrete math.
I like Cook
Fletter for 130
No, Cook for 28 & 35
Yeah it sucks. He had like the date one his slides in fine print on the bottom. It was years old
You have cook for 130? I think he's well liked. I guess he's more into security. Still pretty bad.
I think the difference is that confusion you see when they're really not prepared. IDK if they're overburdened by teaching at 3 campuses or whatever, but it's not reassuring as a paying student.
Cook goes through slides every day, but he's always quite prepared / uses slides as basic points and explains over it
lol
That's pretty terrible. I've had teachers at sac state that just go through power point slides every day the whole semester. They'll run into slides and be totally lost and have no idea what's going on. I guess they only see each slide once a semester and don't prep at all for each lecture.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wow. Why is he teaching that class?
Two weeks ago he said "Don't blame me if I'm wrong, I haven't looked at this in 15 years"
"I'm not a software programmer" - My 130 teacher
dont brainfuck at me
-.-.---...--.--.-.-----....---.-.-.---.---....-.-..
but in updown memetext
that should be the flyer
crossvalidateyourselfbeforeyouwronglyreplaceyouroldmodelwiththisnewoneimeanwreckyourself
BrainTrain KaggleExercises
WaggleYourKaggle
sac state kaggle competition
we actually should do that
against other peoples
fight your model
DataSciNiteFites
yeah lol
the dark nite
Datanite
we need like
t
cryptonite is so good because its kryptonite from superman, but it ends in night and its a night even
Granddata
just tons of daddy puns
lol
Data long legs
we need a good name like cryptonite too
umm edx and coursera courses
berkeleys masters. sf masters. seattle masters. georgia tech masters.
well we can look through all sorts stuff for guidance
https://data-8.appspot.com/sp16/course
ok found it
the fb group
#squad or the whole group?
i linked it in the group
no, there's a student taught one
you mean the masters?
but i don't think that one is theoritical enough
let's look at the berkeely data science course
remember that curriculum thing we drafted last semster?
gordon can talk about nueral nets i guess
zhang could talk about something, norris could talk about something
professors that know things
well i guess theres a few
yeah, but
it needs to be more supported by faculty IMOI
ideally our club should teach things we can't learn in school
that's like all they do
oh like cryptonight?
somehow
and we need to get dr.zhang to promote it
what darryl started
like cryptoggraphy is right now
interest group?
like if we should make it an interest group
about what should we do about the club
yo let's meet with Dr.Zhang
yeah ng's coursera course
yeah you're right
lol the intro to machine learning one?
before the real stanford class *cough not in a study group. its literally just watching videos wtf*
everyone needs to do the coursera videos first then
how could it be useful
do you guys think that using eliza for stutter detection is a good idea? i feel like its not. Its possible but so what? the person knows when hes stuttering
lol
W H I T E B O X H I T E B O X machine learning
we need to be
yo but actually, if we do the club again next year, we should actually do the cs229 course
lol idk
davis is doing it too
why is that a thing
if you're interested @brandon
S A D I E is planning a study group for data science coursera
which is damn annoying sometimes
its also pass by value
...yeah dude
Except for 1 indexing
yeah dude
Everything just makes sense
It's like... I can select and modify data with just bracket and : notation...
somewhere else
just shove the pre-req
sign up for stat 196j next semester
maybe you can tell me about it in full sentences later lol
LOL wrong window
seach()
I'm sold
zomg
insert what
GREP!!!
I CAN INSERT FROM CLIPBOARD
what are you doing with it
NOT LIKE THIS
surely you've seen me working in it
anyways. its hella good dude
E N T E R P R I S E M E M E S
and eclipse
and intellij
he uses intellij for js
thats a lie
he doesn't know of the world outside the command line
lol have you only seen notebooks?
THIS IS AMAZNG
his mind is being so blown rn
matt is just discovering r studio
What are those
lol what are tehse memes
http://m.imgur.com/rXVTqwf
https://i.imgur.com/9KaQjBw.jpg
I for one welcome our new RC overlords
:o
"R.E.V.s can drive, think, and fight for themselves. Each A.I vehicle is hardwired to outwit, outplay and outlast YOU, their human opponents."
what about it?
"Quadcopters & Helicopters:"
gg
http://www.frys.com/product/8492328?site=20emailweb041716
If you Google how to make a python keylogger there are quite a few tutorials... Seems like it'd be possible
python i think
What language is Sublime written in
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/901224/listening-for-input-without-focus-in-java
more importantly could i make it a sublime text addon
But I'm probably very wrong
I think you'd need to either launch the other window through the notepad so you can listen to keyboard events or use C#/++ and use Windows libraries
oh that would be cool
i guess its like a non-malicious keylogger
how would i do that
sup fams. So i want to make some notepad type thing. But make it so that if im holding caps lock while typing(for example) it will type into my notepad regardless of it being the active window
If we go with finger spelling
Measuring finger movements that precisely will be tricky
- V
How
is our davis plan still sign language teacher
oh
we don't know
What
Think
We tuning
AI
Hows the 20 questions bot work?
k
No I'm not gonna make it out
@brandon you coming today?
how did people find that fun
no not like that all gross
https://youtu.be/9HUGmAc0Txg
i'm reading this paper lols
i'll go check my edisons
that was pretty cool
hahahha
you cant just ignore my awesome road song idea
it blows my mind how there are only 24 GPS satilites in the world
and then we can make neato songs out of curvy roads
and depending how far right/left you're turning it changes the value
like musical notes. so start it at 50k hz or whatever
and then use that data and transform it into
lets make something that takes a reading of the position of the steering wheel like 256 times a second
my biggest problem isn't going to be lane detection, it's going to be lane positioning
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext?text=be+me%0ALog+into+TopCoder%0ADiv+1%0AGet+fisted%0AGo+back+to+csc130%0ASorts%0ASuch+is+life+in+Latvia
>Be me >wake up at 7:59 >will get 0 points on top cider >Mfw would've gotten 0 points if I participated anyays
If you want to swing by that'd be appreciated, o/w it's not much of a walk
> walking to school
> 2016
>carpool
>live on campus
>be matt
@matt want to carpool tomorrow
I'll have to look into why Express+NodeJS doesn't automatically sleep
lol
fak
"Free app running time quota exhausted"
maybe heroku dyno?
(my greentext gen bot broke for some reason)
N I C E M E M E
basically acm if we did anything
so they have workshops + project nights
Club that makes stuff
what is berkeley builds? a hackahon? or something their club works on
oh i didnt see that
the one matt linked form his github
e
what cod
wtf this code looks so complicated
You can do a dfs to build some data, but doing a dfs for validation overflows
isnt that one pretty much just ham-cycle
Recursion
oh what were you doing wrong before
Checking if it's possible to reach all states of a finite state automata in one run
Whats it like
https://github.com/MatthewMerrill/CSC199/blob/master/SRM684/AutoHamil.java
the hard from the SRM a while back
What's autohamil
Autohamil is actually very easy *facepalm*
library fam
Me and Daniel have a table by Panda Express
omw
Physics gets out in 10
I'll meet you for lunch
Gonna get lunch and head to library
I think the bot might work now; (I added you two as testing accounts for the app)
My class was cancelled so I can meet sooner
#thanksfacebook
#test
tues thurs fri
the hell
Yup TRF
thats some stat 50 bullshit
you have physics on thursday and friday
'll probably just head over after physics (~1:00) and work on stuff there
same exact table
kk. I
yeah
library?
tmmr @3
t yet
no
have you jokers worked on the non-topcoder problems for 199
if u guys are interested i can share some stuff later
oh shoot i was doing a bunch of research on bots
true
hashtags
could add a lot more to it that just memessaging]
could detect some saying elon
oh snap
where the hell did you go
Are you in the main section or the AIRC side
?!
?
2nd floor. Uhhh close to arc. South east corner
Omw
K coming to lib
you can talk in teh second floor
We need to be able to talk
2nd floor library is quiet enough
They didn't really confirm that it's reserved. I said I wanted a quiet room for us to work in and they said we don't guarantee quiet rooms.
What's the deets on the reservation?
k emailing
right
oh
3ppl
3?
3
or we can just take over like last time lol
i feel like 15 works better
what time 15 or 16?
2 or 3 people?
SIGN ME HTE FUCK UP
http://www.csus.edu/irt/tlc/reservations.html
study room in arc or library
5029 is occupied all day
15 or maybe 16
Lmao
pm?
Or hour 15. Whatever it is
Lol. I'm down to do it tomorrow at like 3 or maybe 4. Could even give ourselves an hour to work on it
190 nein
lol
im just a filthy casual
gotta bleed for that unit
pass
no thanks
So we're doing the 4:00am right?
oh damn, just hit them up monday i guess
they said i should have heard back this week
i havent heard back from pantheon
if i'm not in hs LOL
can i take an ap test
what about pantheon
niceee
should have another call with nasa on monday or tuesday
when's your next one
damn gg :/
fucking cross validation
ahh omada health rejected me :(
i'm gonna try to test out i think
idk what to do
hahah
ask randy how to properly throw a shitfit with the administration and get your way
and the improper integral test
matt if i have to take it i'd show up to midterm and final only haha
in a good way
10/10 would not take class again
If you do take it with Tim Morris
if i have to take this class omg
so like 1/x from -1 to 1
Wait no when the value is undefined somewhere in the range of the integral
this was like 6 years ago
god damn
When it passes 0
wtf is an improper integral
yeah
still says i'm missing calc2 lmao
are you still pre major?
its lying
for graduation
it says i'm missing a foreign language thing
since i'm taking 16 of cs
*24
then after this semester i would have 23
ahh that makes sense
nah
but like i thought i would have something for csc35,28 etc
yeah
wasnt last semester your first semester here
but only 8 towards my major lol wtf
i have 112 units
mfw mysacstate is warning me ive taken too many units
That's less than 11 units per semester
mfw mysacstate says i only have 8 units towards my major
3
Ohh... I guess mine is n^2
hahaha
sucker
mine is n^3
bc constraint is 50
everyone did
n^2
whats your big o for problem 1?
yeah I think problem1 was entirely speed
just solved it fast?
did you get so many for question 1
how
316th place for me
something like that
30 points
oh did you get like 50 points for challenges
wtf
dunked on
oh no
The hard turned into 0.0, put me in 175th
no MatthewMerrill
?
o lol system tests shrekt me
are you erenust?
But it turned out that "run" does the same thing as "challenge"
I wanted to see what the expected result was for an input case, so I clicked "run"
what
TFW accidental challenge took me from 32 to 42
50% better than i normally do
50% fam
you almost had it
"close"
x means you were close
hahaha
call it xname.py
yeah submit your file for hard
do we still get credit for 0 point
lol back down to 0
nice
wait 4 other people
beat 3 other people with points
BOOM 13th place
niceeee
sniped
took him from 3rd to 7th :3
I got a guy bc he had a stupid pre-condition for Easy
me too thanks
same
theres a guy in my room that solved all three
last place among those who scored again
im probably gonna get a nice little
need to brush my teeth fml
yeah i'm not gonna bother
you have to be a try-hard little bitch
ohh
Find inputs to break people
i think you can only challenge those in your rooom
how does the challeng thing work
Find Krovetz
can't do any of these either
lol
https://www.hackerrank.com/contests/101hack35/challenges
lol probably
varun youre gonna get challenged and boned
It's a pretty standard Discrete Set problem
511 lmao
yeah...
so are you confident in your hard solution?
Didn't look at second bc i thought "ooh graphs I can do those"
I spent too long trying to get sets to merge
575.44
yeah but if youre wrong youll get 0
Nonono like 600something? not sure
Guess who's getting probed in challenge section
oh no. are you going to get 0?
fak
wtf even
need more time
medium is too convuluted for me to figure out how to traverse right now
nice
but sets aren't merging
My Hard soluttion should work
how are you doing matt?
mfw my sets don't merge
i didn't even read the question
dfs is esaier tho
:(
mfw i cant dfs in 30 minutes
mfw top coder
mfw 398 points
lol i just said return 'Exists' for the last one
oh fuck i get it
lol
i dont understand the description of this graph
it's a graph problem
can someone explain the medium one to me
doing that one instead
hackerrank has a challenge rn tood
woo nice little n cubed solution for easy
oh well
raceback (most recent call last): File "Wrapper.py", line 190, in <module> AttributeError: 'module' object has no attribute 'MultiplicationTable2Easy'
idk
yup
i'm just going off what the method declearation in the problem description is
There's a method signature in the problem statement
why self?
i tried def isGoodSet(self, table, t):
python
what lang
>mfw i can't even figure out how to write the method so top coder understands it
classic
i know nothing
i had the same problem
until it open
keep clicking
how do i open problems
ama
42 * 10 = 420
29 here
room 42
i'm in fam
LOOOL
enter the lobby
you ready for SRM!?
B L O C K C H A I N B O Y S
wat
https://www.topcoder.com/challenge-details/30053328/?type=develop
srm
yo
pass
lol
"7931 Lines of FORTRAN code"
http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2FBF00123843#page-1
https://github.com/zofe/rapyd-laravel/wiki/DataEdit
this dataedit?
look up DataEdit
Like something with an auto complete? Or a drop down menu populated with the unique values in a database?
She said the other day "it's very surprising that people still manually do anything with SQL". I'm sure there's some technology we could leverage
My mom made SQL data entry tools when she interned in college...
so much human error and inconsistency
so this isnt data science either, but we could make a data entry tool for whoever made this crime data
Fml
SRM 685 tomorrow morning at 9
Brandon! I'm 8794549. :) hope you enjoy the new phone
it sucks
yea we always have stuff til 9
i forgot you guys weren tin the convo cause it was for dnd
Yup. After April 11!! Lol my masters exam is that day. Tuesdays don't work though! It's our busy day. I'm not even home until almost 9
oh and we were just telling everyone we wanted to have a gem night soon
tuuuuueeeessddddayyyy
ok. well we have to do something soon!
Sorry it's so last minute. He wasn't sure what he wanted to do until earlier today. :( ok I understand. But we will miss you guys
trying to go to school and i have to wait til oct to afford it
i really cant be spending money anyway
wel
You could bring him leftovers
tuesday
do it
Aw man!! Lol well you can always come... Lame. We miss both of ya
i work 12-6
oh nvm
could you do lunch?
lol
he wants to go so bad hes liek NOOOOOOOO
and im til 6
til 9
brandon is working
awww
We are trying to go to Benihana's for dans bday at 7pm
Wondering what y'all are doing tomorrow night at 7pm?!
Hey all! Just wanted to remind you all that my party is tomorrow, 1PM and make sure ya'll remember! We have lots of wine, vodka, and slushy alcoholic drinks! If you want beer bring your own, but otherwise the alcohol is covered, and we're more than happy to drive anyone home afterwards if need be. :3 SEE YOU THERE!!!
I'm taking someone on a date there Soooo...I have my plus one! :D
I'll see what I can arrange.
Could really use the help on this! YOU come and invite at least one other person! PLEASE!?!?!??!
Halloween party this weekend! if youre coming, dont forget to wear a costume! also, youre welcome to bring some booze of your own, i can only afford so much. :)
Anyone else planning on coming to this epic halloween party? Let me know, so I can invite other people if not. Hope to see you all there though!
Hey I lost your number. I'm on the way
I apparently don't have your number anymore. What are you doing tonight?
?
DID YOU GET THAT MESSAGE
SO i figured out the finals for season 2 are on the 13th and the 4th-6th is the like semi finals and stuff. I think.
i could if servers will actually be online. i might be going to pride tomorrow but i dont really want to go anywhere so might be able to talk my way out of it. its 916 257 1551
Do you wanna have a lol date tonight? Also what's your phone number
no. Ill watch it when I get home
did you see the moscow5 vs clg.eu game?
Weirdo
ilu
I hope you have open office
Do you have open office?
its def gonn abe a C paper
lol
F
sent
lol
brandondsherman@gmail.com
you can attach shit in facebook you scrub
give me email bro
Send me dem paperz
lol no im not there.
Ipl 4 the lol tourney
Where?!
Are you at IPL??
Stop being in that group asshole
stop being afk
I'm down if others are down. Let's go roommates!
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=201385366601795 A bad punk band. Which means a good punk band. Also its at Nicole's place of employment so she might be there. And Stefan Adcock is the guitarist if any of you besides Robbie know him. http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110628529046555 Super cool band. Anyways these are on the same day and I "should" have this Saturday and others after it off. So any interest?
you should show this to taylor
300-1775 We need to hang out soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like...when school is out in two weeks
Boo. Thar picture didn't work. I'll post in on Nicole's page.
Miss you guys!
As if I would walk around today.
You found his doppelganger
Lol then I ho.ked at some random
lol no we're at our other apartment. but on our way to fulton now actually
Fulton ave*
Do Brandon Shave his beard because I'm pretty sure I just passed him walking down Fulton Boulevard
Well it's for a house and we don't sign the lease until later tonight. It'll take a while to get through it all and ask all the questions and stuff. Today has kinda been an emotional day for a lot of us so I don't think it'll work for tonight. But Thursday would work better
We should be packing too! Lets not pack together. Signing a lease isnt an all night adventure. You could still comem
Tonight we are signing our lease for our new place. But maybe sometime later this week. Maybe Thursday?
Yes. I'm packing and such.
Super busy this week, but are you super busy tonight?
You guys are there now? Cool! Except I'm super busy this week. I don't think I can make it.
Hello. Does anyone want to come over to our new place and play some sort of game or just hang out?
GAH! Too much PINK!! :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpidxdUDNZk
Do you have any plans in December around the 15th?
ok!
We will be home from hiking ~915 or so Anytime after that is good for us
yea we do. brandon works til 8 or 9 so we'll come over around then?
Hey were you two planning on coming over tonight. I wasn't sure if actually plans were made to that effect or not.
Everything is fine.
Woot.
:)
I'm sorry, I don't have allergies.
Mine are horrible. I can't tell if I have a cold or if it's allergies... I don't know what to take!
Its not letting me leave D;
I developed allergies within like the last three hours.
i dont have any allergies sandra im sorry
I have thee worst allergies!
If you wish to leave the conversation because you don't have allergies or don't want to participate, you can do that by clicking on the Actions button on the top right and it gives you the option to leave. :) Thanks again.
i dont have allergies
PLEASE ANSWER MY POLL ON MY FACEBOOK BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES! THANKS! (sorry if you already did and i happen to be messaging you again by accident)
http://youtu.be/l4Zf1eyWYFs
thanks
Happy Birthday
does anyone else that I know play league?
around 1200
ELO?
Definitely
Cool. we should play sometime
Egofish
Whats your LoL name?
Yes sir. We're busy the next three weekends aktually. But perhaps the 21st.
Oh ok. Maybe next Saturday then. Also monday tuesday evenings is possible, but you guys will probably be moving/working.
We are not. I have a party at my cousin's house to go to. Sorry! Soon though! We will come visit.
Are you guys free this Saturday night? You gotta come see our new place!
I ordered it for my parents so theyd get a discount! hahah
Wow, you werent even there for your own pizza. Im so let down
Friday is the drop deadline
Isnt it too late to drop?
Yeah I don't know if I should drop or try and bring it up with the possibility of failing..
Oh thats too bad.
Mobini
Whaatt? Dont you have farhangi?
Pretty sure I'm failing my Econ class..
Oh shietttt
I got a 66/80 on my test. Which brings my test average to 48/80. A solid d...
Oh that's surprising. I still believe in you!
I never read Harry potter...I haven't even seen all the movies haha
Youll like it. Youve read Harry potter? Its like that but more mature and less predictable story telling.
Well I'm not a bigger reader but I'll try my best haha
Its a trilogy of books, but the third isnt out yet. The series is called the kingkiller chronicle. The first book is the name of the wind. Its indescribably amazing. I read it the first time a year and a half ago and have read it like 5 times since.
What book!?
Ive lost your phone number. Anyways, im going to bring you an amazing book tomorrow. And youll thank me eventually
http://www.filedropper.com/theperksofbeingawallflower
What's your costume?
Sf! No my friends are there and we're hanging out after! My friend Alyssa is having a Halloween party tonight!
Sacramento or sf? If sac, I practically live there. If sf, bassnectar? 3001775
lets do it! except i'm going to the city right now, SOOO another time!? whats your number?
So white. Lol. I feel like we should hang out.
whats up!!! playaaa
KAITY
We're here
By the theater which is across the street from the dorms and just north of riverside dining
and where is the building
where should we park?
ok
15 reg 12 students
yea, how much are they?
Do you want me to pick up tickets for you guys?
probably not :(
I suppose that means you can't make it to our place in the afternoon for some games
yea
Should give you time to make it to sac state by 8
ill check tomorrow
i think i work 11-6 on saturday
Its ranked somewhere in the top 20 of median pay post grad as well iirc
Thats definitely the most common, but there are domestic programs. For CSUSJ you would probably just have to transfer. Might be worth it though if you can without derailing your progress. SV companies recruit almost as heavily there as they do at Stanford and Cal
Ive never heard of an exchange type of deal except for abroad opportunities. Those are other countries though.
Yeah. San Jose is in the heart of the valley. If it doesn't screw up your degree progress too much you might be able to transfer
I went to san jose the last weekend of spring break. I was so sad when I saw things like google and shit like 3 exits before downtown san jose / the uni
You could probably work with CSU San Jose though since its in the same system
I have no clue, most colleges have some sort of exchange program, but it may only work with specific universities
I dont know anything about that. If it does I doubt I could do it with stanford. Ive regretted not going for csu san jose though. Is such a thing an existing thing
Can you do a Stanford exchange program? That would be a good ticket to the valley
Sounds like a good plan.
Id rather do something that lands me in palo alto. Like get a job.
It won't help your stress levels tho
You can sign up for model UN.
Woah. Thats quite the list. I even recognized some of those things. I feel so cultured. I wish my education would give me some life experiences or anything. All ive got is stress. And an education. How worthless.
Went to the moma and the met, saw new York public library, grand central terminal, flat iron building, empire state building, central park in the snow, high line park, Washington square park, ground zero, wall street, bowling green, battery park, zuccotti park, SOHO, the village and stonewall inn, NYU, Columbia University, Harlem, Grants tomb, times square/broadway, hells kitchen, Rockefeller center and I ate new York pizza, bagels, greys papaya hot dogs, and halal cart food, I also stayed out at the bars til 4am most nights. Also the conference itself was pretty cool.
Lol. So what actually interesting things did you do?
I apparently walked past the corner that is featured in the friends establishing shot but I didnt even realize it.
I wouldn't have recognized the bar if I hadn't known already but it was 2 blocks from my hotel so it wasn't really out of my way.
Woah. Shocker. Any friends related locations?
Just New York on this trip. I did go to the bar that inspired McLarens but it was underwhelming
Did you go on a guided tour of neat how I met your mother locations? Did you go to other east coast places? Dc? If you went to dc did you go on a tour of famous or significant street lamps?
A blast. New York is awesome. You should absolutely go sometime.
How was your trip?
I can do that almost certainly. I dont know nicoles schedule. I dont think nicole knows nicoles schedule.
There is a show at 8 on saturday
Um. Probably. Saturday is a good bet
Hey guys, are you free next weekend to see avenue q at sac state with Katie and I
Hi! I have some mail for you here, including a little package with something. Your TV is still here and the bathroom still has to be cleaned. Fell free to stop by. I'm leaving to Monterey on Friday, but I will be back on the 1st or 2nd. Are you guys going to see Rob and Sandra?
ok!
ill be over in like an hour if thats ok
for smud its brandondsherman/1!letmein
ok your username/password for comcast is ashakora/1!letmein
Ok, my email is d.eismont@aol.com
Yeah. i was looking into it last night. I couldnt figure out how to cancel the account, but i figured out how to add an email address to it. So what is your email address? Ill add it onto the account and bring over my old modem for you later today. Also im apparently still the person on smud even though Im pretty sure I did that. Ill add your email to that one too, but the bill for the last month was 80$.
also, do you have my key?
hey there! what's up with the internet?
Ok, man, good luck with that Cumcast
Really? Comcast is fucking me over too right now. We still haven't got it. They have sent us three worthless people to try and fix it. Anyway, they said the old one gets cancelled when I make a new account so I thought it was taken care of. I'll look into it next time I have more than my phone for internet
Hi, I can't get an internet connection at my place until you deactivate your account with Comcast. Please do it asap. Thanks
Thank you! I'm waiting for response from US Embassy, I hope I'll come before 8th.
I'm paying your rent for you. Do you have any idea when you'll be back?
I need it to get it from them.
Could you send it to me?
Ok, thanks.
yeah its on the receipt. Dont have it right now. ill tell you later
Yeah, I did it already, it's all good. Is there a tracking number for the package?
if you havent already, you should email your professors that you cant make it. they could drop you from the classes otherwise
It works. Thank you very much, you saved my semester!
All the services I tried for next day shipping required a corporate account with proper security clearance. UPS with fastest possible said itd be there 29th
At UPS now
Respond to me, please, so I know what's going on.
Here is a number that you can give them and you will not have to pay them for delivery, they will charge me. 9697833954
Hello! Thank you very much for your willingness to help, I will owe you one. I will pay for all the expenses. The best option would be to send it by DHL Express Worldwide or Express Envelope. They pick-up stuff themselves, so you will not need to go anywhere. I have two questions: did Sandra tell you the address and have you found the passport? Thank you one more time.
Hello! Thank you very much for your willingness to help, I will owe you one. I will pay for all the expenses. The best option would be to send it by DHL Express Worldwide or Express Envelope. They pick-up stuff themselves, so you will not need to go anywhere. I have two questions: did Sandra tell you the address and have you found the passport? Thank you one more time.
Hello! Thank you very much for your willingness to help, I will owe you one. I will pay for all the expenses. The best option would be to send it by DHL Express Worldwide or Express Envelope. They pick-up stuff themselves, so you will not need to go anywhere. I have two questions: did Sandra tell you the address and have you found the passport? Thank you one more time.
Shadow is doing fine. Had to buy more food for him. When do you think you will be back?
how's shadow doing there? how are you guys?
hello
http://www.rent.com/rentals/sacramento-california/meridian-terrace-condominium-rentals/509210/2/?sp=1&searchrank=1&page=1&rank=2&fl=1
ok) you too
ok have fun!
probably
pobably
in 2 days
we will come back soon
thanks a lot
yes
do you feed shadow?
hi
Hi
lol
lol
Lol
lol
lol
http://gfycat.com/FastBrightAsiantrumpetfish
http://gfycat.com/SparseLeadingJumpingbean
Just weird. Unexpected.
Possibly. Why do you ask?
Are you moving in with Kevin Thompson?
We kinda had a family emergency so I have her for the night
My niece is staying the night. We have been playing some games, dixit and video games.
Yeah you were. Why do you have a kid?
I think we technically weren't invited originally. Lol but we have a kid tonight. :/
Sorry but I'm gonna be an old person too. I got a long open tomorrow and homework to do.
Peer pressure
You don't got shit tomorrow
Oh boo. I was kind of hoping it'd be earlier. I'm not up for staying out late tonight cuz I've got too much going on tomorrow. Next time tho. And I have your number now, sucka! :)
Were both working till 9ish. I might get off early. Pls text me if its something the whole group doesn't need to know. Its a lot easier to check texts than Facebook. 916 300 1775
I'm hungry. Have you two eaten?
We might be down, will talk to Brooke and see if we are busy
What are you guys up to tonight? I want to get together at our place tonight and play games and drink.
holy shit. but data is so valuable
bc the data sets are huge
after students leave
And idk how much data they keep
And for most applications you won't get ROI for many years :(
ROI runs the business world
but i dont run a businness so shrug
i dunno. imo they should do it even if its hard to sell
based on last week and in comparison to other winter weeks we predict x illnesses for your school this week or some shit
could do sickness rates extrapolation. i know they dont have that many winters. like ~10ish? but thats still 30 months and 120 weeks of winter they have data for
It still points to one uniquely identifiable user
How is uid not anon
Bc it's human defined "low attendance = high risk"
We have "at risk" detection but it's not ML
If the data says 100% of Philippino students are heavy drinkers and you have 1 phillipino student....
K anonmity classifies users
UID still aren't anon tho
It's v straightforward
As long as each student has a uid that's fine. You don't need their name
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-anonymity
Wtf. Find troubled students. PS probably has the largest date base of attendance plus grades out there.
Hold on there's a good ml method for anon data
Really AMA cause I'm bored sitting here purposefully not working
I'm way over hours this week so I gotta launder hours next few weeks ama
A lot of the data takes years to collect by which it's not useful not sellable to schools
There's a lot of machine learning possible data but the two biggest problems are student data confidentiality and finding what to predict
Or barrage emails lol
I know it's in there but they aren't doing ml as of my interview two months ago
Twilio
Why isn't there an easy way to text programmatically
Its in the db
And if powerschool was smart. Thatd be useful variable for machine learning. But they aren't so they aren't
Yes vv. If you don't know carrier you can also just spam all of them
:(
mfw
when u open 3 prs and they all get marked "needs work"
PowerSchool needs to know which attendance code to use, which IS reason specific. Some states are wacky and do different proportions of funding per code
liek this?
Oh. Got it
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/email-to-sms/
matt
1 of 2 FRM:PowerNotify SUBJ:111_1 MSG:Your child Bobby Tables has been marked absent. To clear this absence reply with a letter a-d. a. Out of (Con't) 2 of 2 Town b. Illness c. Family Issue d. Unverified(End)
Parents receive a text:
The kids either there or not
So wait. Why would the parent have to update database?
#phonenumber#@carrier.specific.domain
internal tool?
Twilio is $$$ fam
Sending emails through carrier
grep -r "variablename" .
Nope!
you can grep for specific things across files
twilio?
Saves schools a lot of attendance money and makes easier for parents
Teacher marks attendance, which automatically sends real time alert text to parents. Parents can respond to text to update database with correct attendance code.
What are you grepping? You have more than one file? Fucking casual
Have to request on
but sometimes it's nice to just click into methods that are on some completely random repository
No license for me
I can't use IntelliJ
vim + grep works great
tbh i like using php storm for the large codebase
> 2015 > not using intellij
Any I'd do you for my project
Me
What was your project
Results Monday
No I'm not pro enough
you dont code java in notepad with terminal?
lol
Sometimes I wonder if the other interns work or if they just talk in intern chat
☕
syntax error smh
Public void disDik();
Guys I'm javaing so hard rn
Post what
just post on the event
ah okay
so ps you dont need to come early to inspect my car
regular mechanic shop was conveniently like a mile away
i got a engine light and low oil thing going to work, stopped at gas station, bone dry
my car is busted
lets still meet at my place lol
N O
Wanna meet on campus in that case?
Haha
I am salary has
you cant do work there. you arent even salary
☕
tomorrow isnt friday
I got five new tickets for this sprint
K. Just pick a place and let's do bell and code
thats what we'd do anyway
i'm down to just hang and code tbh
you guys wanna still do a full blown thing this weekend?
Did you win Matt?
jenpai still
☕
Also fuck Java
I have too much stuff I have to do this weekend
I don't think I can make it
joey is coming with just 1 beer?
:(
that's like 3/5 boyz
wait so saturday is me brandon and matt
☕
☕
1 cuppa joe = 1 like
☕
give me the cup o
me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJFhjw8ucc&feature=youtu.be&t=26s
Cause I'm writing Java
Why are you sad Boyz Joey?
happy now, my crabs?
It'd be too complicated. I have to pack for my vacation
sure he can
I don't think dbaby can make it
can we get a fuckin answer on if you people are showing up saturday
Oh. I think that refers to having two so we could have one at Jennie's and my place
I must be crazy
I thought I saw one of you refer to a bbq happening next week in addition to this saturday
When did you think that?
I thought one of you said next week
o
We all shitposter on
The fb event
This weekend lol
I don't recall anything about a bbq so if I was even a part of that idc
kk
5th night were covered
No
speaking of which we don't pay the hotel right
day after ICORPs?
Day after Matt and I have Icorps
Like August 7th
Do you guys wanna do the bbq in August
Hey if no one else is coming
except maybe like 1% of my friends
I guess I could just unfollow everyone
Would be cool to have an addon to remove all posts not from a group or page I'm following
P much same. Pretty frustrated this group is on Facebook
no lie groups and group chats are the only reason I still have fb
every time I go to my newsfeed I just get frutrated and want to delete my fb
>look up sac state on Google > Notable alumni > Tom hanks > Mfw > Kayden kross > Mfw > Second most notable alum is porn star
Coming
Senpai and mbaby you guys
Dude lol I dunno. No one's RSVPing the party
Cindzizzle lmao I'm dying
Is it just me and you and Jenny lol
Let's get a soft curriculum and timeline. Then we can look at it again with Cindizzle and she can give us feedback and help us with lesson plans maybe
Ya
I will y
So are you coming up next weekend vroom?
I'll say
But it's not that good
I have a cirriculil from last semester I made
K
David I'm heading down
Savage
A sage
so prove me wrong
ive been hearing about the curriculum for a while and im starting to think its not gonna happen tbh
we could probably do it around then
for summer
cindy finishes on the 29th i think
C I N D Y is the other ACM president candidate
When does davis have a break? She has midterms next week right?
Should ask C I N D Y tbh
Yeah I think I have some good ideas for a lot of lessons, but timeline and shit is all up in the air.
Imo plan out a time line, advertise heavy for the first few intro courses
tru fam
We really gotta work on that curriculum fampire
I'll say
Instead of trying to save ACM
She was like why don't you just spend time with people who actually care about your club
K E E P E R
How?
Cindy convinced me lol
Good lad tbh
TBH rather do stuff with data science club
But I'm honestly not interested
They haven't said anything
Did they offer you officership?
TBH if people don't care about doing shit idc anymore either
Data boyz is life
I'm not gonna do ACM next year
Continue because of party on Saturday. Then...meh I guess you don't have to continue past that point
me irl
>sitting in the back room >feeling the crushing weight of the pressures of life >wonder why continue >#ZillowLife
Me and dbaby o shit whaddup
Verizon
I protected it from flame well
Lmao my beard in this picture
But I'll make a conversation id thing
Same applies for FB or IMessage
It's up to you to store it
Do the bots have any knowledge about the rest of the conversation? Or just the one message?
Fam we're capturing the market of the average workplace person. Also my job is highlighting a big chunk of cells and copying it over to a PowerPoint
To jump to a particular cell, use the Go To command: press Ctrl+G, type the cell reference (such as B14), and then press Enter.
It's not for pgammers. It's for officing
Using excel fam ;;
> 2015 > using mouse
Bout to bring my Razer mouse to work
Someone want to start a mouse company with me? Professional office mouse for using office professionally. 4ish extra buttons that do copy, paste, space, backspace. Optional buttons for enter and tab
IIRC Facebook's bot API requires you to POST to their endpoint with your response vs responding to their POST
oh I guess respond with JSON containing message
This is a simple one I made for testing: https://github.com/MatthewMerrill/EchoBot/blob/master/routes/index.js
I don't have a bot-making system yet
Without your API
Isn't that how it always worked
listen for a POST request. Body will have JSON containing a message field. Respond with String
So Matt how can I work with your bot API?
Vv what phone carrier do you use
I'm not hip asshole
$17
the chair barbershop in roseville is where i go
Youre hip and lame. You give good jobs though
It's super hip and lame but they do a good job
I like bottle and Barlow in midtown
Oh fuck it's vroom 🏽
Where do I go for haircuts
Bi monthly yoga classes at work cancelled today. I'm pretty important
Sometimes you see an older uncle drinking from the bottle
The ones in there 30s go hard
Like
My family's white. P lame tbh
my cousins go in tho
wtf how old are her aunts
I still can't get over how ham all the aunties go at family events
True tbh
B irl
Shit
Dibs
And just planning on it?
Is she single now?
Kims sister is getting married there
I knew that obv
Oh lmao
What state is PI?
Philippines lol
What's that?
I think I'm going to PI next year
Yeah
There's a pretty wide range but the good ones are pretty fucking good
Ya
Wtf
But Kim isn't crazy so idk
My Filipino friends told me not to date Filipinos cause they crazy
Before I started dating Kim
Like that's #1
> cute filipino
And tell me earlier
Vbaby you gotta give me the important details when you invite me to that kinda shit
I didn't charge yesterday aha
Ya It was free
> 9:39 am > Phone Battery at 25%
It's a free ride?
What am I looking for in that map/route
Lol we were just discussing where to go to lunch
Oh shit you totes can read that.
E M I L Y
Good shit
Same TBH
Asked her where I could put it
Nice
ily
YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS MY EX WHO BROKE MY HEART WHICH CAUSED ME TO START LIFTING
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BBABY
Anyone still hiring summer interns?
Was it you?
My b0ss called someone out chewing tobacco yesterday
Real talk. Slept like shit
Luck Fos Angeles
HAPPY BIRTHDAY B-BABY
NY is too far from home
La maybe
or ny
vroom how do you feel about la
Yeah
are you updating resume or something?
Now I need sleep cause I'm a fossil
I'll let u know
Gonna finish registering tomorrow
Ya she might
@joey are we carpooling?
is she going to internpalooza
maybe she'd like welders
a successful girl like her would never like me. i dont even get mild interest from internpalooza people
nice
Ya her
she hasnt shown up for a while. suggested friends has been pretty lame
oh georgia tech?
The one who shows up on your Facebook suggested friends you asked me about
???
Angie
?
It was the girl you think is hella cute lol
Oh Brandon
Filipino girl was there
You should have come dbaby.
She was like even j don't get oauth
Lol one of the girls i got drinks with is interning the oauth team at Google
I went to the mall by my place and I couldn't justify going all the way back
Wtf
David come through
Isn't just the UI part for oauth?
Oh yeah I finally understand Auth0 now lol
I'll post it in the club when Auth is pretty
Ya
Oh thenewboston?
Who's Bucky lol
Feels good man
Writing Python and using vim at work
Post on the club group!
That sounds p cool Matt
Matt congrats on having Bucky watch ur stream
I got a chatbot system working for my site, y'all should datasci NLP chatbot it up with my API
Ofuk
S A C R A M E N T O
fuck this grant money is strict
: ' )
its beautiful
yo this picture
oh f u c k youre right
Don't need a resume to switch to welding school
resume template pls
fuck
N I C E
same
just gonna quit and take sierra college welding classes tbh
Sighhh
haha i wouldn't want to move to santa monica either tbh
Msoft just know you won't move to seattle
it's okay, DATA SCIENCE CONTRACTING
we both suck bbaby
mfw
apparently everyone got that one
Cause I* fucking suck
idk, i didn't get a microsoft one
Are you getting internpalooza emails cause companies like you and I'm not cause fucking suck?
the greylock tech fair on the 24th you have to apply
internpalooza yes
It's just sign up and show up right?
ready for power point pitches tbh
fucking so many people here
this one you have to apply to
www.greylock.com/greylock-u/techfair/
ya
ya
I thought you just had to sign up?
i got one from snapchat and vmware
i didn't get hte microsoft email smh
gg
idk
can i still get tickets
No I didn't get email
why are sac people so awkward
about meeting at internpalooza
did any of you get that email from snapchat?
ahh i see
this is the meeting for the funding stuff from sac
yeah
J O E L
is that
oh fuck
R A I L S
fucking jeff
hahha david doesn't like him
Why y'all hating on jeff
Ew jeff
novela
we're getting drinks at 9 right by work
"oh if you’re still here [6:10] lemme know if you wanna hang with some hackathon friends i made [6:10] jeff will be there tho lol"
oh david not sure if you saw my slack message
That would be beautiful bbaby
What if the Facebook page everything Michael cera was ran by Michael cera?
Only got rejected for the seo data analyst one so far
They were like 2 years experience which might as well be entry level IMO
ish
they were mostly senior postiions
:( it's okay fa
Feels Batman
Tbh already rejected by Zillow
Hmm. Nope. Numberofspaces = Numberofspaces - Numberofspaces % 4
Wait no. Divide all instances of multiple spaces by 4 integerly
Or all instances of more than 4 spaces with 4 spaces
Find and replace all tabs with 4 spaces
Tabs, spaces, and I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few zero width spaces
Holy shit it has tabs and spaces?
> current year > git clone > main.py uses tabs and spaces > insert print statement inside an else > ide uses only spaces instead of the morse code space tab space space tab tab tab space BM > try autoindent > autoindent messes up the indentation of other parts > go line by line fixing the indentation to spaces
What's wrong with pythons whitespace? Ive never had a problem with it?
Not koko though right?
python's whitespace indenting makes me want to strangle a puppy
Me at my desk rn
$hireUser.firstName $hireUser.lastName ($hireUser.email)
Their automated email failed.
T H A N K S
oh shit cool
doing them right now
zillow referral
whats that for
how u like that bbaby
"Brandon helped start the data science club at my school, he's very committed to the study of all aspects of data science and one of the most motivated and hard working people I know. "
yee
Oh lol. The one where I left my laptop?
HackDavis
What shitty picture of me is that?
it's a shooting star
outer space
Where did that come from
Wtf
Lol holy fuck
Congratulations BBaby you're data scientist of the week
Pooping on ur floor
Dbaby
Woops excel and tableau also don't have 100% market penetration better not use those either
LOl that sounds so fucked
Gonna get legit ptsd
Tbh hella triggered right now
Screw the dominance that R has with people doing real research with statistics. We can't trust this 20 year old hugely popular language to make us some basic charts
Sorry there isn't a real agency that runs R to make enterprise level billions of dollars government contracts.
What do I say when my supervisor says that since government agencies and stuff don't use R, but sas then that means R is untrustworthy.
She's the queen of cdt
Who is lily
Dude I love fruity pebbles
Honey O's from trader joes
What's your favorite cereal
Lily added me AMA
F
Wtf
Nigga that is a fire hydrant
rookie mistake
lol
Like a magician hat
I thought he was stepping on a top hat
I just realized
OH SHIT
The magician koko?
the magician koko
that's my favorite koko now
I registered :100:
Oh shit. Vroom koko posting in that new group chat. So proud tbh
haha ya they still have to do things with the director but my manager wants me back
just wait until you see my IDF badge
Is that koko?
it's an o
Wtf
o
O oh
Return offer after college
A return?
God dammit Matt
What was wrong with it
On your ?
Good job nigga
GETTING A RETURN BOYZ
no body
You have to nose too
happy bday vv
hbv
>read "20 questions a data scientist should know" >Only know ~3
1🏽= 1 happy birthday
LOL
Thanks fam!
Happy birthday vroom!
Worst photo ever AMA
Holy shit lol
Check snap
What happened
Holy fuck
LOLL
The fireworks I lit made this fire. The firemen killed my baby.
Hahaha HRC is a savage https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/29728
Good enough
-\(:\)/-
Most engines compile the maps to a not modifiable state
It's not really engine dependent I think. You just gotta use scripts that modders can replace or add to or something. Dont really know tbh
Perhaps not
Source is p ez to modify actually
I guess making it highly moddable means making everything happen in scripts.
I think Unity would be easier bc it's not C++
Unreal or Unity most likely
Treating C# / JS "script" files as objects is weird at first, and some problems are weird to solve like inventory storing and serializing objects when they're stored
lol
Lol. What's weird about it? What engine should I make "heavily moddable skateboard game" with?
just my cups of jo
I think I worked on a game with a HS friend. Unity is weird.
And you say you don't drank
I thought I worked on my MakeABot.org on livecoding but apparently I didn't stream that day
Damn sounds sketch fam
Uhh no I worked on... something else I think?
?
Oh you didn't work on it Saturday
I haven't cashed my github student droplets
nothing since suplex detection
Hey what stuff you get done on suplex.io
I'm at 13$ credit lol
Lol.
In the Fall we should ask for funding for Digital Ocean droplets
after soccer?
oh david are you still going to foudnry tomorrow?
>Barely do anything at all today >Take a quick nap before I celebrate america
1 = 1 super saiyan
Same
I hated the part where he didn't go super saiyan
same tbh
Disappointed tbh
Me irl
P sure too
On twitch
P sure there are regulations now for the amount of time you're allowed to roll cases/gamble
oh. all the streamers are doing it? thats pretty lame
Not my cup of tea either way I just wanna watch people play games not gamble
if it wasnt corrupt how would you feel?
It's basically a lotto where if you put in more money/skins you have a better chance of winning
I stopped playing when all these gambling sites came up so I don't have much to say on it
puts up skins*
based on how much skins are worth?
and you have x% to win and other guy has 1-x% to win
it just each player puts up money
i know. but the website gambling
But they're slightly related
You get boxes for playing games and you pay to open them and randomly get a skin
The slot thing he brings up is the case opening, not really scandalous
watched a little bit. its just like a slot machine? no games are played?
I think this gambling thing is way more important to address because it kinda ruins the game, at least in regard to streams
There's been history of game fixing but I think the consequences are too big now to even try
oh i thought it would be something way worse like game fixing in tourneys
Said YouTubers are found to own the website they were gambling on
YouTubers post videos of themselves winning CSGO skin gambling, when most of their audience is < 18
matt can you tldr the cs:go gambling scandal?
>wearing tie
>founder
>2009
Holy shit this is 2009 Facebook production quality
N I C E T O A S T
toast
Good
Stay at .3% forever and it'll be goof
Tbh one beer usually does it
That too
More alcohol
Little bit
Anything with carbs + fat/Gatorade for those electrolytes
You go too hard dbaby
Dunno tbh
That too
Burrito
Gatorade sounds so good
Pizza and Gatorade
I say pho
In your opinion what's the best hangover food?
Sounds lit
It was korean
ah
Jenpai
I think it was from Jenny
I didn't get no sc
wtf
Same tbh
Also FUCKKD
I woke up to a snapchat of Brandon AF a Japanese kareokie bar and I was v confused
slow but we got it by the end
How was last night fam
Nah
Gotta get those 8 h o u r s
I'm in bed fam
3 day weekend don't be a P u S s
Wait what's going on
A league of your own
It's like a league where we only play ourselves
Not really pickup
It's like a company wide game kinda
☝🏻 this so much this
is it pickup game if its scheduled
Too lazy to scroll up to find your discussion of socce
Me and dbaby have a pickup game at the same time
*soccer
I get the email, but not socce t
same
What?
Too bad socce t
Damn this sounds cool.
Hahaha
Oh yeah well we worked 70 hours in one weekend so...
He's a mechE tho
My cousin who works at tesla is over. He works 65-70 hours a week GG
You guys get any more of them kokos
Best decision of my life when I started using
I've been feeling pretty
I guess you could say
That isn't an answer to the question
I just use him when required
I don't rely on koko
Varun how much has your life improved since you started using kokos?
Ya fairly disappointed
Oh I thought he'd be someone cool like the guy who invented kokos or something
The guy who started y combinator lol
who is that no name?
It was pretty cool
Sam Altman came last year
They have talks and stuff from some people
N E T W O R K I N G
interning
Ends at 10 wtf are we doing the whole time?
Me too
Idk
Ummm
Damn ok. Can you leave work early jdawg?
And just bus over
If you guys have trouble parking you can drive to my place lol
Around 3:30 or so
When should we leave to get there at 6 🚘
Free after 6
Ya I guess you can just street park
Palooza ends at 10 though
Yeah 9-10:40pm
I know there's a 9pm. Idk if there's one after
is there a late night bus back?
*megabus
It's a 2 minute walk
TBH if you take Caltrain
It's at the giants stadium
O H F U C K
monday
11th
July 12th methinks
When is it again
I'm gonna come
Y'all should come TBH
i think you just rsvp and show up joey
Am not
ok change or to and
Can I still get tickets
It's 7 D O L L A R S
TBH just megabus
You need 3 near Berkeley
hey joey or matt. are you guys going to internapalooza? looking for someone to let me get in carpool lane tbh
There's a place in GGP
Oh nice. Yo we should go disc golfing
Nah still in SJ might go back tonight
Are you in SF dbaby
Same
Fml I just wanted to do nothing
Dude it was hella fun
Shitttt
Fuck Joey I coulda went to that show you were at last night
@babby
"Oh you didn't drink too much that's good you get no hang over! "
This is so cute
Dude we have like an Asian mom for our uber
I'll grab my knuckles
damn. need someone to come down and fight with you
Prob
guys chasing kim?
I'm with Kim
No
all the G A Y S going after you?
Smh
Everybody in SF so thirsty
Fiuck
Lol Joey standard night night in sf P sure
Oh TBH
Check his snap tbh
Lmao what
E-40's wine is p good
Aws with the cluster being cell phones
Bruh no that'd be loaning a car on depreciation
Uber?
AWS for cars....
AWS?
Uber for virtual servers
XD is a face. Xdeeeeeee is me saying it longly
Ty doing is hard
XDE?
yse vraun tehy do
ohhh they amke leauge
Their job pages are cancer though tbh
http://www.riotgames.com/careers/13285
Xdeeeeeeeeee
Kinda looks like riot has some jobs I'm reasonably qualified for
If product days we need a feature they'll just have me take it
If a bug comes up they just assign it to me
Nah not really
Does your team not have a plan for what you're gonna do all summer?
Well not rally. It's just an open ticket. I'm gonna try to write it and if I don't fail I'll assign it to myself
I'm writing an endpoint for fun AMA
Haha once you get a hand of the code base it really makes sense
i saw that coming xd
TBH kinda Liek my team now too
Michael ask him
Yeah
I hate life
Are you serious
Wtf
I'm not sure actually. Dbaby do you know
One of the interns on the data science team just started a project all in Python
Spring?
like they're 100% java
the people on data and information retrival do 100% backend
my team isn't webappy
Well I don't have the skills for junior level web app tbh
Yeah it's annoying because I have no idea what they consider new grad. I know the official title is "associate software engineer" but some of those seem entry level.
Idk some of seemed fairly low level. I need to go through all the job boards and look for junior level stuff too
i thought there would be some people with a bit of expereince who wanted to apply
tbh i'm p sure none of these are new grad
Yeah why'd you do that fam. Accidentally posted in hh job listing instead of pming me?
tbh
Not sure what you expected tbj
Yeah maybe. And there should be a dash cd
Smh
Then I think dash could work
As in your faced direction slowly matches up to the direction you're moving
Maybe separately from movement direction
We should rate limit spinning I guess
I think with dashing it's hard bc the victim can turn away
Should we have like a dash type thing
These games need a spend points to do something button. Agario spits out little dudes. Slitherio moves quick
Make sure gem collection works?
I'll just do something else for tonight.
So I think next logical step is moving victim and radius changes
Nah caught too many zas tbh
You saw I got suplex detection working??
Oh. W.e I won't even be on? What's the sprint goal for tonight?
Hangouts work, but I gotta share the url every time
It all makes sense now
I'm play vijya at my friend's
Discord? What happened to hangouts?
I'm suplexing it up at 6, will be in the discord
It's not a group people shitpost in though lol
I'm not sure he wasn't shit posting
At what point does naivety become shitposting?
P not
Is it horrible to say that I hate these posts and their posters with a firery passion?
idk if i would take any public transport in seattle. too much ptsd from greys anatomy
are always draining in seatle
It's like the building in slender
yes i imagine all storm drains
It looks like it's just draining water nonstop out that pipe
lol
in that plot o land
but theres a hella creepy building
no
Were you a Boy Scout?
i have a mobile home
lol
What a deal
Do you have a tent?
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/16XX-Lake-Sammamish-Pkwy-SE-Bellevue-WA-98006/2099870006_zpid/
and get S W O L E
gonna get a canoe
yeah fam
Yo if you work for Zillow. $500 a month for commuting lols. Ferrys are $15 each way
oh is this Seattle shopping we're doing
west
fml
vroom just likes the hoop
could go E A S T and boat to work
No cooling
This house is dope
could get a pretty decent plot
and if i continue dealing with like an hour commute
and north of seattle everything is <500k
looks like bellevue theres still <500k houses mixed in with the 1 mil houses
But I know because Microsoft some of the suburbs are super pricy
Idk about other suburbs
idk p sure seattle isnt surrounded by other hella expensive towns
Spent hours on Zillow yesterday AMA
Same with Austin
Like affordable so
Oregon is still nice tho
Bellevue and Redmond are $1m easily
same with Seattle
yup. bay area things
Assuming you work in a metro area
That's like Close to work
I feel like any nice place worth living you need $1m for a house
a lot easier to retire if you own a house
Like retire asap
I just wanna work and then not work dude
tbh nah
Ur so stupid
Idk fam money is everything
^^^
money isnt everything
COL
Most salaries are adjusted for CO
But you'd get paid that much more in the bay
no fucking shit
You'd save 8-12% in Seattle
You still pay federal income tax
he had to fuck with the scale to make the plot look meaningful cause sf threw the scale off so bad
SF was white and everything else was dark blue
it was a color gradient of white to blue
so i saw this map of population by county in CA
Don't quote me on that
But no taxes
Seattle is just as expensive dude
Not leaving the bay TBH
tbh jk i dont think i can ever have a roommate again
you guys can transfer and L I V E W I T H M E
Highway 1 the whole way
If you get Seattle Kim and I are gonna come visit
Nice man
2/3 of the jobs i gave him were in seattle
vrooms gonna get me that zillow job
I drove up there for New Years
Oh it's awesome
i-5 is just such a straight line i hate it
and i havent ever gone past medford i think
but like 3 hours before shasta sucks
I wanna hit up 1 and go to the coast
It's the best fampai
shastas p cool
i hate it. drive to medford, OR like once a year
Have you driven it?
Once you get to the border it's so beautiful
It's beautiful
Yeah it is man
i-5 is trash
wtf no it isnt
It's a fun drive up there
I drove to Seattle in 13 hours
Tru. I think I could do it
Varun likes driving
f that tbh
Yeah it's like 40hrs of just driving
R o a d t r I p b o y z
thats so far
During summer
I wanna drive there ahha
I love Alaska
no
B A H A M A S
Any of you been to Alaska
Ah I see.
oh thats another thing. maybe not tbh. apparently theyre putting all the animals and shit on the fairgrounds so it might be cancelled supposedly?
Are they still doing everything with the fire and stuff?
Oh shit that's actually p cool
cruise to where?
so matt / joey (and kim?) my uncle does the big fireworks show at the auburn fairgrounds and you guys can come with me. get to put on fire safety suits and light really dangerous shit on fire until they explode
Dbaby ballin
Holy shit lol
Nice
10 days goin on a C R U I S E
Wtf lol
Then again you actually get work done
More lol
Jesus
A whole week
Im taking a week off too in a couple weeks lmao
>still paid one week worth
He's off from yesterday to next Friday lols
No hahha Nishant is
You're taking 5 off Varun?
got the severance ayy lmao
quit?
This intern is taking 5 days off lmao
At least Mike is
Yeah VSP is pretty chill with WFA
Oh nice
Yah. We get DTO too
Do they let interns WFH?
WFH af
No call no show?
Very subtle
Call in sick Tuesday
Yeah
Oh
Wtf
night*
Gonna be in SF for the 4th since its a work day
Yes it is
Pass
Come with fam
Going back to SF
Do you any of you people not have good 4th plans?
Dbaby is this the one you wanted
Seriously ahha. Plus you need 5-10 years experience to be considered
Unless you're graduating early and the program is 2 years, maybe
That's why I don't get going directly towards masters after undergrad
As a masters student who's jsut graduating
Some one literally asked for director and senior positions
I posted on HH job listings
Yeee
Are you referring b?
Someone asked for 15 different referrals
lol holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT1301ZvDM8
ya got it thanks b
vroom emailed you my zillow interests. bcc'd your real email
White people smh
damn b
LOL
You made some snoring ish sound so I turned off the hangout
It's a valid identifier
Was I audibly asleep or just non responsive?
Jk
Nice. That's legit js
In CC you typed ajjaiwiwjwgwhshzzzzzzZzzzzzZzzZzzzzZzzzzzzzZzzzzzzZZZZzzzzz
Ah
In bed. Lap top on lap
I don't think so
Dan were you sleeping on your keyboard?
downside: >meetup >qa positives: it's at uber
david are we going
http://www.meetup.com/UberEvents/events/231915907/?rv=me1&_af=event&_af_eid=231915907&https=off
I gotta go lift soon before going to. S F
6hrs 3 min thanks Fitbit
They're P U R P L EC
I didn't sleep much either
Bought new bed sheets
I slept like a a baby
It's too late. Slept like shit
Brandon fell asleep in the Hangout live on stream! One = 1 "happy 's Dan"
once he comes we tie him to a chair and force him to drink or something
matts a fucking hater it might just be better to have it at jenpais
LOL
matts date for the night
jesus christ. melody chang legit looks 12
i don't wanna meet her friends
:eyes:
oh fuck
i ask are they single
mfw jenpai says shes inviting cindy and her two friends
K N O C K T H E F U C K O U T
i'm about to
idk fam
which just means 5 not rsvps
it says 5 invited still
LOL YEAH
oh shit she was invited
but its private
says so on facebook lmao
how has she seen it?
didn't tell her im fucking cancer
i told her i like memes
nah dude
lol fuck she's s"seen" it
i thought you talked to her like that now that youre official
i dont think shes been invited yet
lol
i'm shitposting and cindy can see this
just realized
oh fuck
:eyesa:
i bet it's d baby
like 5 seconds after he joined
he literally started telling us how to do this
same tbh
"i am former lead game developer"
https://www.livecoding.tv/MatthewMerrill/chat
LOL
some guy is triggering me pretty hard
livecoding with matt
:shrugeyes:
but my place is a better summer area
i think jenpais is more convenient and jenpai will be happier with that
i havent had the pleasure
but then later said she just doesnt know how to work it
yeah she was saying she doesnt have a bbq
tbh might work better because mbaby, dbaby and jenpai all live in folsom
but her place seems better for colder events tbh
yeah haha she's been super hyped about it
i think jenny really wants it at her place cause her parents are actually going to be gone for the first time eve
we should vote or something on which place to go to
wait you haven't met jenpai
lol
mfw this jenny chick has a crt and smash
oh nice
P A R E N T S
for who?
w0w
am house sitting
...
thats not my place
and you own it?
brandon your place looks so nice
5 years ago
havent listened to them since my ipod broke
i think thats what they were called
I have not
have you heard of unwound?
I like post rock for coding
but this kinda stuff when coding is good to me
i really like smile and pink
Boris is p heavy
i like listening to this while coding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsKgltFHIEY
https://www.livecoding.tv/MatthewMerrill/chat
http://159.203.247.240:3000/socket/
https://www.livecoding.tv/matthewmerrill/
just got back from the gym..think i should help kim clean up the place : |
https://hangouts.google.com/call/mn5cudwo6bcdbofm636gq4ngvee
brandondsherman@gmail.com
watching 33 minute video "Adam Savage Tests the Best Ways to Sear a Steak!"
HMU with those google accounts for a hangout
Kinda lol
jenpai crazy when drunk?
Huh?
joey??
Open Broadcaster Software
whats a obs
thought of O(1) method for chunkBoard.getChunk(pos)
Sounds like it ain't nothin but a good time
I'll move my computer somewhere more secluded and set up OBS
Do you boys wanna do a h a n g o u t
ok i was gonna start working on it sometime soon
That sounds like a good time tbh
Since no puzzle
B I think I'm gun livecode Suplexio late into the night
i dont care if i drink or not tbh. i did so for the five years of my life
If I go I prob will only have a beer
then dont drink
If I go I'd either be the only one not dranking or y'all would not drank and either way is awk
B I'm not a dranker
It's daaaa best
Joey omfg I love lumpia
yo why maybe mat
Over the weekend I'm down to suplex and livecode
No
matt have you suplexed today?
Bless dis mess
lumpias pretty good fam
Filipino food ya turd
3.14 food
Yeah it's PI food
Is that the restaurant name?
Lumpia boiz
S A V O R Y F R I E D C H I C K E N
I'm at
Poor Matt
<!-- Hey you eager beavers! The puzzle will come out July 15th. Be ready. -->
LOL
Looking for a severance package?
When u try to get In a Twitter battle with ur CEO
Anytime
Nice good work
There are so many new ppl and changes from acquisitions nobody cares
Lol
Matt do some spy work and see if everyone hates me at powerschool
Ohhhh
My resume is correct. I just said 2015 on the questionnaire
Resume@internpalloza.com or some shit
Yeah I'll just get back into sac at 9 :eyes:
It's like
You can update ur resume
You can C R A S H A T M Y P L A C E A F T E R T O O
But everyone there thinks I graduated 2015. gonna get laughed at
Sweet come thru fam
I'm going I think
Oh
My b
What's a internalize
*internpalooza
Palantir, VMware, pure storage, and a couple startups
I got like 5 interviews from it
Internalize
Dude
Oh shit sorry just saw that message
I either need to know every company's name to look up their career page or rely on job boards that barely have anything for what I'm looking for
Just apply everywhere man
Lol
https://hueniverse.com/2015/08/15/converting-full-time-pay-to-hourly-contract-rate/
Sigh broom find me my new grad job
Go to Costco. Sample everything. Buy nothing. Leave
You clearly should be going to T bell less. You cant afford it
>be me >get paycheck >have to pay rent >still haven't gotten rent refunded >Mfw same amount of money
When brandon refrains from making race jokes
Well right now at like 24k but I won't work here for more than summer I don't think
I'm at around 20k now
Tbh poverty line is hella high. I've been living off <10k a year my whole life
Oh wait no I'm not lol
Sorry. More poorier
I'm under the poverty line I think
I guess that makes me poorer
I'm poorer
I'd have to be a lot poorer before I eat one of those again
Mfw the only ramen Costco has is top ramen and cup o soups
Ya I'm at costco
Cheez it
I remember when I was 12
Goldfish goddamnit
You at Costco fam
What do I do
Koko could never be evil fam
But I did have that thought lol
Thumbs up Koko looks evil
Matt you shoulda sent thumbs up koko imo
Oh hmm. If you need to go wrong direction, just cancel plans cause you're wrong.
for a rocket
west/east
Time also depends which way you want to go
Like 12-14 I think
Aren't flights to China like 18 hours?
Worse case it'd take 12 hours
New form of air travel. Rocket to low earth orbit. Chill while earth rotates below you. Reenter earth atmosphere. Land.
Should be cocktails that replace bitters with grapefruit juice
Fuck yeah I'm hella data boiz
Holy fuck. You want to be president this semester?
Don't use an email provider.
Suggestions for an email provider allowing such an email?
I'm trying to hack a website with an email "gethacked@their.comain@muahaha"@someother.domain
I can't tell if I like grapefruit juice or not. I think my opinion changes based on size of sip. It's good for small sips and way too bitter for bigger sips
S A V A G E
What're you bitching about over there?
Hour and 15 minute lunch Fml
Nice you're manager now
>be me >moved to new project >role is "UAT & Environment Manager" >literally just deploy builds for 8 hours
Tbh haven't drank for a few weeks
Oh Dan!
I drink one bottle of whiskey every other night. Kind of the same. Really it's half a bottle every night
Yup
lots of antioxidants
wine is good for you
release of what :eyes:
VSP on fire fam
Blew up this morning
It installed fine
That's been promised since last year
So there was a huge release last night
Mfw
Get the interns to do it
Hot damn
One agent has 52,000 contacts lmao
So we're updating our contacts end point and we have to migrate users existing contacts
It's p nice
I've been having a glass of wine every other day or so at night
same tbh
Not same
I'm done drinking TBH
I'd die
at least not drinking on a 6 hour drive
i dont think im about that
Sounds p lit fam
To LA
She said that they had a big van and everybody cept driver took a shot ever 15-30 min
Jesus Christ savage AF
They went to friendship games last fall
gotta ditch this stupid fucking data science club first
i only joined last semester but maybe ill go more this
kemille
yeah a lot of the girls are p cute
Whats her name? :eyes:
Everybody tries to get with her lol
AF
Counter offer at
Kims sister is in it
Oh fuck
lmao
also a powerschool recruiter just messaged me on linkedin
but there are some cool people
joey sometimes i go but its kinda filled with fukbois
oh shit
I'm about to poop on your floor
Dbaby
Yeah he's trying to campaign for their 18th amendment right
Does he want to save the bees?
He's an animal rights studies major at UCD
Oh F U C K
Yeah we're twins
If he's 12
Wait
I forgot he IS 12
I walked into my little brother pouring lucky charms and said "I remember when I was 12"
Not same V
I am way too happy my office is closing at 3 today
W E W L A D
David are you apart of the Filipino club thing on campus?
When you reject her and she says but im a nice girl. That means you've found the right girl for your needs
This is all great advise
David. You need to friend zone a girl. P sure that's what girls get out of friend zoning guys
If you need moral support I got u bb
https://youtu.be/UTRp3n_MA1o
LOL
Is there something like friends with benefits but instead of sex you just provide each other with moral support?
I'll say
Tbh being single is great
Lol holy fuck
Matthew Merrill liked this
:
:eyess
you guys can say hi to kelly
LOL it's probably fine fam
why was that even an option
im fucked. submitted rsvp to internapalooza saying im graduating 2015
cause newfags cant pyramid
wtf is this for
i was about ot say
honestly fucking hate this emote
S A V A G E
youre a fucking private message you bitch
since this isnt agario they cant go inside
P M M
brandon is a
P R O D U C T D E C I S I O N S
and how we handle dudes colliding
oh shit
how much bigger you get per gem
k need to make some decisions or do some testing
I'm hitting the hay, but we'll work on suplex soon
what about you
Aight
yeah
You work tmrw?
2 minute of work. thats enough for today tbh
i think i fixed the dudes being bigger than chunks problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nro1PXouuX8
matt
says pizooki
>eats taco bella fter soccer
>says me
gotta get H E AL T H Y fam
and work and exist at home
implying i do something besides drive to and from work
trying to get that man of the match tbh
>implying you dont
when you keep track of your own assists
me and david are so bad LOL
we should all play tbh
hella fun tho
i scored 4 and assited 2 fam
No shit David's a fucking C H A M P
He scored one tho GG
I tried to make sure David never scored on me LOL
Trouble in sf paradise?
We played soccer fam
Jesus Christ wtf
Sorry I tackled u four times dbaby
David how u feeling
I only get a pizookie
Bjs is so ducking expensive
🏽
rookie mistake
yo wtf how do you go to bjs and not get za
Burgers for D A B O I
Nah fam
just get za again
They got burgers tho
they dont have nugs there
At BJs rn
joey irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_hvZoNQbE4
Is her happy place world market, @🤔
Meh nbd tbh
lol Arch doesn't come with vim :P
Don't even bother flying back after pennapps
I'll say.
That's the life
Back to back hackathon weekends
Yeah I think September 17-18? It's on HackMIT.org
Are the dates for the actual hackathon out?
Likely live sometime the next 2-5 days
It's not officially announced yet, but one can speculate based of previous years and how registration opens at midnight
Oh neat. Well I'm down to work on it if it's actually this weekend
We can all work together on the puzzle, but when we redeem the puzzle code we will have to figure out how many teams to redeem
Teams can be up to 4
I'm teaming with my high school friend Amit
They gave the source code for the whole node server, so one could see the hash "checksum" function being used
They had a Node server hosting a page with the System env variable answer on it. BUT! To get to that page you had to enter a password, which was checked with a hash function
Do you have a team
Lol
Is that a micro service?
I don't even know what half those words are
But they can get as tough as reverse engineering a hash checksum to bruteforce a password collision
Normally puzzles are computer science/basic encoding manipulation stuffs
HackMIT is a hackathon. Non-MIT teams can get in via random lottery or by being one of the first teams to solve the puzzle.
I've never been this tired in my life
Omg. Played soccer for an hour today
Uh not yet I don't think
Is it live?
What's a hack MIT puzzle
Tbh
@Bbaby I like it raw
It's a slice of life
It's not just a slice of za
even sf isn't that much
6.50 a slice the fuck
Meanwhile at powerschool
🐆
All about that P O W E R S C H O O L life
worked at Google then left
my cube neighbor is from CSUS
yüge
I prefer it dry tbh
Hey 🤔, what do you put on your Weiner?
Yeah
By 90 degrees I mean are they huge?
It's good tho
Idk lol
God damn are they like 90 degrees?
6.50-8 a slice
Job search thingys on pizza?
That sells slices
There's a place around the block from me
But close an they sell by slicr
It's pretty bad
Never heard of it fampai
I suggest you look it up to look at their logo
Upper crust pizza
From where?
there are job search thingys on the pizza too btw
I did have two slices of za
B caught both za's today
za
>designer >make mockups >115k
Joey gammin
Joey designing
I hate coding. Gonna be a designer
I'll say
It's pretty sweet dood
Nice dude. I wish I could get practically free Costco food for lunch still
And a hotdog from Costco
Hey me too man
Caught some za
What did you eat for lunch Bbaby
What did you eat for lunch Matt
Lol thanks for liking my year old post about eating 20 nuggets Matt
LET'S GO
followed by a 20-nugget fest
lol same tb
I'll just go work off the stress with some weights
sounds like a personal problem joey
I made everything super generic but now certain edge cases not handled by the framework will make me redo everything the naive way -.-
fuuq
Don't give into your own hotness and start having an orgy with your reflections in some trippy dream like experience
I'm a golden god
Woah Matt are you a model?
New fags can't pyramid
Gdi
I had a late night with Matt
I got a cup o Joe cooling in the fridge rn
Get some coffee Dan
listening to metal and still can't stay awake right now
HackMIT puzzle is likely this weekend
lol
This excel expert didn't even know about the drag down to apply formula to a whole column thing.
Agario clone where you have to program your bubble instead of playing it
https://github.com/olistic/warriorjs
Making it a do while sounds really easy tbh
Or make it a do while
Do that after the first pass through
Yeah or assuming chunks are square. We could do this in the same logic I have. Var size=player.size While(size>this.Chunk.size) //Same logic I used before to find borders //But with this change Size =size-this.chunk.size
For some tileWid, tileHgt, playerPos, playerSiz: for (y: playerPos - playerSiz; y < playerPos + playerSiz; y += tileHgt) for (same thing here but x) get chunk at x,y and process with player
hmm
Matt my logic is wrong If the players size is greater than the length of a chunk
Lol oh shit
Dae?
shrug
i think it does
same fam
im gonna go to bed
Also -> I need to sleep on the whole player/chunk/gem structure to figure out if the chunk having the collide functions even makes sense
fuck when did it get alte
k
so i went with that
before you wrote it was getChunk(pos)
or getChunk(pos)
is it getChunk(x,y)
wait what do you mean
some object with an x and y var
idk its not written yet
getting chunk
What's the method header for get/inserting items in ChunkBoard
i forgot that i would need each chunk twice ; ;
i really dont want to go into everything and save each chunk as a temp var and rewrite it all
holy fuck
hows checkCollision look
same tbh
ohhh
Since the player is removed, the next player we want to iterate over is at the same index
J S T H I N G S
lol
and no
yes
and make infinite loop?
doesnt continue make the index not increment
hey in your check for escapees meethod
/root/HackDavis/scripts/1o7vyotYWSIGQLg2HHs7LrDF8Zuz9VqqaVWMOlvF1f50.js:21 if (item instanceOf Player){ ^^^^^^^^^^ SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier at Module._compile (module.js:439:25) at Object.Module._extensions..js (module.js:474:10) at Module.load (module.js:356:32) at Function.Module._load (module.js:312:12) at Function.Module.runMain (module.js:497:10) at startup (node.js:119:16) at node.js:902:3
0.02% chance a DEM wins
(1)/50
(50/50)/50
((hillary/bern)/trump)
two options 50/50
it either will or wont
because we check chunks within a range of the current one
But in the grand scheme i'm 50% sure it won't matter
right
but its literally an edge case
Doesn't really matter I don't think? If anything it's better to err on not swapping chunks to save needless processing power
code is always < or >
and what if the pos is exactly on the bound of the chunk
aw shit i believed in you. gotta change my code now
good catch
north being positive and south being negative i mean
uhh
matt you sure about the north and south bounds
holy shit Google found us
GET /robots.txt 404 21.856 ms - 994 GET /sitemap.xml 404 14.340 ms - 994
literally cleansacpassword?
that was close
reminder: MATT the password is cleansacpassword
come
holy shit arch doesn't some with ssh
youre the cc backend lord
Is the CC backend up?
its not even highliting comments correctly :fire: :100:
and the black background
for all the js key words we use
Dissenters are my motivessenters
the super useful syntax highlights
so many dissenters dissenting us
Lol I guess we aren't even using any CC features
And they said this Couch Coder wouldn't be useful
:eyes:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1o7vyotYWSIGQLg2HHs7LrDF8Zuz9VqqaVWMOlvF1f50/edit?usp=sharing
send me the couchcode link
here we go boyz
couchcode
do more intensive "N^2" calculations with the subset of gems in the same or neighboring chunks
parent gems to chunks
Which is just a container keeping track of what's inside it
Make a checkerboard of "chunks"
and you make agrid
So like chunk: [func:addThing(item), func:removeThing(item), func:collideTick(), arr:gems, arr:players]
wahhhh?
badabing badaboom
find gems in that chunk
I think we could still have chunks and binary search to figure out which chunks to look at
uh if this is implementing how I think it is I think we could change the retrieve method
N^2 it up
should we just
https://github.com/mikechambers/ExamplesByMesh/tree/master/JavaScript/QuadTree
which quadtree impl
i think, but im noticing that the quadtree implementation doesnt have a remove function for a single item..
handle collisions will remove the gem
because the next time you check collisions the player will have moved
why remove player
remove gem?
@joey/matt what do u think
remove player
handle collisions
we could insert player
but for gem on player action
which makes me kinda think its bad for player collision anyways
so you constantly have to fill and clear the player one
cause you have to remove every node from the tree that moves
M U L T I T H R E A D I N G
but if we seperate it then i think we get some nice stuff
uhh k
etc etc
if(x instanceOf Player){ if(y instanceOf Player){ handlePlayeronPlayerCollision()
we'd have to do a disgusting
so if we do one quadtree with gems and players
right
quadtrees are for better collision detection
SAS = useless R
B wat
do they know who i am
youtube advertising SAS at me
min
mfw this master getrs updated like every 10 kmin
ah perfect, thanks!
git remote set-url origin --push {ssh}
if statement
so i dont have to do a instanceOf
my push should be to my fork
my fetch should be the docker source
buh, matt i want to use two different quad trees. one for player>player collisions and one for player>gem collisions
yeah
you mean like change remote settings?
stack overflow is being useless right now
on git
how did you differentiate fetch and push
ill say
hey david
>mfw
“Maybe this new JavaScript framework will compensate for the fact I haven’t actually learned JavaScript properly” - every front-end dev.
LOL
I wonder if that's what he wanted
hahah ya i updated myc omment
I'm sure stevvooe is confused as hell
You should edit the comment to say it worked lol
"Thought I'd let you know!" lol
but it found the docker iamge
Idk if it worked since I didn't want to clone the docker image
"Hey guys! Sorry I'm a nub but I just installed jdk!"
LOL
should ahve mentioned that
oh there wasn't an error
You said you tried something but never said if an error was thrown or if it worked or anything
lol
> implying anyone uses anything but r for data science
oh thankg od
fixed it boys don't worry
https://github.com/docker/docker/issues/24157
I hate OSS
to fix this fucking bug
grepping around
spent a fucking hour
https://github.com/docker/docker/issues/24157
i am
I'm not a rapper
but i'm not a lawyer
you should probably turn off the stove and not have a boiling pot 24/7
sounds good
macncheese ramen
it still tastes like it
boiling the new water should kill all the bacteria
mac n cheese is fucked
except i guess i didnt wash it last time i cooked ramen
sighhh so i keep my boiling pot on the stove and wash it after each use
Yup. Star pattern
instead of master race 5 nut
assuming you have a pleb 4 nut
so like tighten right, left, top, bottom
is it important, for physical physics, to tighten it on opposite sides
won't last too long
omg physics
if it's too tight
God dammit Matt
But when you lower it together again
O/w you can bust a nut
Like tighten it as much as you can
Because the torque of the ground on the tire will insure it tightened fully
Yes
why do you fully tighten when its lowered?
lol
yo wtf you loosen b4 jackin it?
so somewhere in your trunk there is a spare tire, jack, and wrench that looks like crow bar
omfg
1. With the car in the ground take out your loosener wrench thing and losen the lugs 2. With the lugs loosened slightly jack up the car 3. Remove the lugs fully and take off the fire 4. Install new tire and tighten but not fully 6. Lower the car and tighten the wheels fully
Broom said AMA
hes got that power school money
Ohhh man -k tire?
o
hes not asking how to buy shit
super cheap tires
i usually go to my man mr kang
How do I change a tire
my stuff is on the repo already ama
AMA
add me varun and matt as reviewers
oh jk
Then Matt can merge
LMAO
git stash candy push cliff pop balloon
Add your changes create a PR
omg im going to use pop from now on
Make a new branch
Wtf are you doing Brandon
Git stash pop will bring back your stashed changes
what did you change?
what the fuck
then pull it back
what if i push my shit
or can you only use apply
wait does `git stash pop` work?
shits complicated
idk
Nigga why
tough shit
i dont want to new branch :/
David is right lol
Or yeha that
then stash apply
Then git pull. Then fit stash pop
make a new branch
stash
yea stash
no
oh what
Git stash
so pretty sure cherry pickin?
that i want to keep
i have shit not on the repo
its actually pretty handy
just cherry pickin i reckon
oh maybe you wanna cherry pick that commit shit?
need to rebase some shit?
Docker was cool man. Their engineers are all brilliant Russian people
im a fucking git master
fml i was learn and relearn git every two months
and what do we have so far with suplex.io
ok so vroom how was docker
k u gucci
wait maybe
no lol
uh
bout to start working on suplexstarz. do you have any changes you need to P U S H
Your greentext wasn't working
>"prs" >making my shitpost readme's more shitposty
B I've been making PRs for his old repos
wtf does that even mean
mfw built their own graph based key value store
??
also matt youv'e inspired me to contribute to open source haha
http://www.slideshare.net/Docker/whats-new-in-docker-112-by-mike-goelzer-and-andrea-luzzardi
>go to talk to understand a bit more about docker >mfw presenter is going hardcore into elastic load balancer >mfw no idea what's goign on
>be me
guys im getting p big imo
no i don't think so
lmao tbt
Did you really use a neckbeard emoji in a commit message
https://github.com/varunmved/Java-Chess
Varun do you just fork repos to make your repos list seem cooler
Koko on the back
Lets get matching rain suits http://www.walmart.com/ip/COLEMAN-COMPANY-Adult-MED-BLK-Rain-Suit/46650937
Linked in SF is the coolest office too
GitHub engineers have the coolest sweaters
Makes sense
to match "abc" in /abc/ vs "a/b/c" in /a/b/c/
So it's just making sure its a valid subroute
the "." matches a "." lol
Joey said I can't be a metal fan. Needs to check his privelage
i'm gonna ask how the fuck to docker
about to go to a docker meetup at docker hq ama
what are you even talking about b-baby
Nigga you don't know me. Why will I never be one of you
Try a regex match with [^/.] For '/a' and 'a/'
what about the .
[^/.] Means anything but a /
nvm it's probably message id lol
i'm assuming message id
i don't know if messages /.... is a mesage id or the mesage itself
agents/[0-9] is an agent id
^v1/agents/([0-9]+)/messages/([^/.]+)/?$
Wat
LOL
Fam
Though it was an emoji fan
@matt help me bb
idk
I think it's everything not a period?
Oh shit
some regex thing
With hair over one eye
Blowing a kiss
Is that link a winky face
does that make sense to any of you
([^/.]+
ahha([^/.]+
That's the kinda stuff I'm into
You will never be one of us
Check out Nails. Their most recent record
I'm picky about my metal
Yeah but
Those bands
You're a hardcore/metal fan right?
Been listening to all sorts since I found out I have wifi here.
Brandon what kinda music do you like so I can suggest bands
Oh you fucker
Thanks for the invite
Wow
When I'm allowed in the W E L L
B when we hitting the bench
Suh du
Yoko Ono
The Heavy
Caravan Palace
Joey what band should I listen to on spotify
Really just tableau files or excel files printed to pdf
End result = pdf? Spreadsheets?
What's the output
Man I could make all these reports so much better. Fucking excel and tableau. They'd be created instantly too with no need to tinker with formatting
Hell yeah
> actually work on suplexstars
>ask to work remotely. >Outsource to India
Lol I guess you're right
Ya
You make it in paid hours?
I'm pretty sure I didn't sign anything like that
> implying they don't just take their IP
Implying they could use command line. Id have to charge for training too
Boom
Then charge s maintainence fee
For the rest of the summer
Just sell them the software you use for 75% of your pay
I'll say
Go to the roof or something like at hooli
Automating is a cruel mistress
FML. Boss: make the reports for these five hospitals 1/2 hour goes by. Finish That was my days work.
☝🏻
Oh fuck no more null pointers
AMA
Getting Java'd so hard rn
it's like a v big career fair
you guys should come
http://www.internapalooza.com/
https://m.facebook.com/home.php?soft=notifications#!/events/2063485040542514?ref=m_notif¬if_t=plan_user_invited&actorid=766425273¬if_id=1467229697290185
lol holy shit
Dae?
I'll say
It's like neon demon. Looks nice but it's still neon demon
Sriracha Quesarito
What more would you want fam
Same food
It's the ambiance
Tacobell.php
"Just another taco bell" it's in the title
Same tbh
D u M b
http://m.sfgate.com/food/eatup/article/Trendy-booze-free-Cantina-just-another-Taco-Bell-7215810.php
No I mean it's a literal fancy Taco Bell
http://www.meetup.com//Evernote-CA/events/232255291/?showDescription=true
Enjoy
Oh I like rubios
David and I are going to a fancy Taco Bell tonight AMA
No it was the only way to express our confusion dude duh
"Ugghhh you obv just didn't understand the absurdity as a manifestation of the indulgent parallels to cannibalism" - /r/iamverysmart
Of the movie
Some guys are really mad at all the people that laughed at the absurdity
Some champion playing bag pipes in my buildings parking garage
They got her looks
Eye'll say
She was def food
Someone saw the movie
Soooo is she food or sex?
These comments are so weird without context
Reddit liked it matt
https://m.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/4pqdpe/official_discussion_the_neon_demon_spoilers/
PS fire is north of auburn and I'm south of auburn
I'll say
From a cinematic perspective, it was interesting. From a story perspective, what the fuck? I think the last 5 minutes could have been way more intense.
That movie was off the hook P sure
kk let us know bbaby
Uh idk. Only in G bay
you ok
brandon there's a fire near auburn
lol holyshit
1/2 eyeballs would not watch again
If you want to watch it, write out how you think it ends and then don't watch it bc your ending is better than how it actually does
Don't watch tron
That movie was the guiltiest prono I've watched
New models can't triforce
.
we can draw memes together
https://aggie.io/05v70yur/
hey fams
Payday is Thursday and accounting approved my expense report before I left work so you should check
I gotta pay rent for the next month
too broke for a tesla or actually
Mfw broke
Varun IRL
Skyslope is lit rn
Weeeiiio wweeiiiiooooo
Go all the way up
Then right
Go up the hill on iron point, left on Cavitt
I dont know what that means
Up to the park
M A T T
Now where do I go. At in N out
Wow hater.
Sounds good, tbh
K leaving now but from sac so I'll be like 3 hours
Ya
Do I take the in N out exit? Bidwell I think ?
Just paying there I expect. Fuck convenience fees
Lol k Fandango or just paying there
Uh tron
We seeing Tusk or Tron?
" When aspiring model Jesse moves to Los Angeles, her youth and vitality are devoured by a group of beauty-obsessed women who will take any means necessary to get what she has."
Have a good date y'all
That would be fantastic
Ok so I'm picking you up right?
Sure
Lol does that mean yes
Yolo
I gotta know by 530
perhaps
Regal el Dorado hills stadium 14
Yes?
@ regal?
Uh there's a showing of neon demon at 720 in El Dorado for 6.25 a ticket
Lol. I loved tusk
p much the same thing
sorry, the lobster
That's not one of the options,but that movie is hilarious.
Tusk?
likely not tusk lol
perhaps
Matt do you want to go to either of those movies?
"getExpectedValuesForRetailEligibilityForFirstName" I think you lost the whitespaces in your javadoc
Working on databases before taking the amazing Cs 134 class is a big risk fam
I just ran a SQL update without a "where" clause and killed all my data AMA
Yes.
Can you guess what it does
getExpectedValuesForRetailEligibilityForFirstName
The method name is 10 words?
Am I enterprise yet
I wrote a method that's 10 words long
Guys
Do you want to go Matt?
Might only be matinee though
$5 Tuesday at Folsom Palladio
It was 103 in stockton this weekend. I don't wanna leave
>implying you'll feel the burn inside movie theater
94 right now fam
>100 degrees >Mfw come to SAC fam
Or you can drive to sac for a date with me David or broom
Wait. Do Matt or Joey want to go?
Nah fam
are you watching these movies with someone b?
holy shit i totally thought RVR had 7 floors for a sec
Should I go to that movie instead?
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3464902/
Uh no I don't think so. 5th floor is the only floor
Is that where MEng is cause ya I always go to that floor
D E E P
Damn
I'm sure we've all dookied on the 5th floor Riverside toilets
Think about it
We've pood on the same toilet
Still on the bus
Ah fuck
Sup
Pooing on your floor
Rookie mistake
I'll say
Same tbh
Fuck I'm so late today lol
lol yeah I've seen that picture before
Only when you keep the picture small
Id*
if you squint really hard is believe it
It's not?!
Thought this was Varun
jinyang is the best
reddit.com/r/outrun
Tron
Kung Fury
go for the A E S T H E T I C S stay for the V A P O R W A V E
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1974419/
probably gonna go see this movie tomorrow
i didnt see that method
hahaha jus reign is so annoying most the time, but he has ocasionally hilarous videos
oh shit
whats the point of the array
watch till 1:30 at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2KKTXWd10
https://github.com/swagger-api/swagger-ui
we're using swagger
yeah javadoc and junit plz
AMA
because that's all i'm fucking doing at work this week
oh want me to docuemnt it
you see how nice that api is
he gets t bell every friday
im p sure hes pooped before too
10/10 matt
this is why i live to shitpost
coded memes
jesus
hes got the tesla on lock
Matt will you properly type out the enum? I've never seen one
The thought of disappointing two girls just makes me happy
It's one of and still is one of his life goals
why was 3some on the list in the first place?
Wtf you can't drop serious life goals for a month long relationship
G I R L F R I E N D
And my wisdom
No I dropped because gf
Only pooper
Was it cause of me?
I dropped 3some fuys
Did you drop 3some?
It's not about you, varun. It's about the programming convention precedent.
P O O P E R
Wtf
I only have one.
Ha
Oh those life goals
Yo wait wrf
Varun will never have more life goals
and you don't know which goal is which
Okay and then a day one intern asks for goal 3
return Varun.lifegoals[int]
and having the user enter a string or anything to query the goals is bad convention, even with constants you have to clean input
One line
It's one method
That's not the method description at all
BC writing out the same method 3 times is too much work
Enums
Wtf is this non sense
boolean[] lifegoal = new boolean[3]; enum Goal { ...insert goals here int hash; Goal(int hash) {this.hash = hash;} private int hash() {return hash;} } public boolean lifeGoalAchieved(Goal goal) { return lifegoal[goal.hash()];}
Returns bool value for the passed in life goals
DAMN
boolean[] lifegoal = new boolean[3]; enum Goal { int hash; private int hash() {return hash;} }
Int is 1 or 2
There's only bool life goal(int)
varun#equals(Object), Varun#toString(), Varun#getClass()
rip :O
hello?
vbaby
Lol
can someone tell me thee methods in teh varun class
Matt they can't get pregnant if you fulfill Varun.lifegoal(1)
oh
I'll paper bag it
Nvm Matt
Oh fuck
no fam they break that way
Matt D O U B L E W R A P I T
Thanks fam you too
unless shes clean and on bc
always remember to W R A P I T U P
congrats man
nice
oh shit you getting it in?
i can still be J A R E D
o shit
idk isnt that song about booty calls
what does that even mean
i dont even think i ever saw your actual project
w/e man ill have you know ive made that hotline bling a few times since the break up 😎
HOLY SHIT
LMAO
well its not all the same..theres looks way better
at lease you can say in interview that amazon stole your hackathon idea
i showed her this and she was like
fucking kim is savage
i know LOL that shit fucks me up
not that it was extremely unique or anything
ya
even the UI is similar
just cause you fuck?
how are you jared?
and i get to be jared
allen was saying its ok cause this is how silcion valley starts
i know
people can upload memes and get feedback
they have your whole project
and make it for memes
just gonna take what we have
guh
i wonder if they use watson lmao
yeah
oh fuck they were
was amazon a sponsor?
fuck this shit
I KNOW
it literally is joey lmao
cindy was yesterday
its come to this
wtf
Enjoy
literally my hackathon project
https://www.amazoninspire.com/access
watching now ama
The greatest jian yang prank call and I can't fucking quote it for a whole day
None of you have watched?
I have MacNCheese ready to go
Issit good
Haven't watch SV yet AMA
Still fam though 😇
Not a fan of your work after this one tbh
A mii might do more justice
I can't change much fan :(
Matt. You didn't capture his mouth at all
Bitmoji is rather limiting tbh
Bread
Not a number
oh fuck kim is making me N A A N bread
🏽
Oh fuck.
dis nigga look like the indian steven tyler
this guys got some joker shit going on
Lol holy shit
eh not really.
this guys family
If you hadn't said right I still would have known
thats him
Is so big
That guys fuckin mouth
Right
Describe him do I can do a bitmoji police sketch
Haha this guy seems so sketch
clearly hes received a restraining order before
Nah idk what to do fam. I told my friend to just get an extension on the delivery and have the cops to do it
Are you guy dress up and do a skit to "serve" him like Seth rogen in pineapple express?
It has to be delivered to him by hand
The cops tired delivering it 3 times but he wasn't there
?
Why do you have to take it to him? Doesn't that exacerbate the problem? The court can't do it
k. if u need helping fucking anybody up just lemme know fam
I'm fine
Nah he's like a chubby 5'6" Persian guy
I went to deliver it earlier. But he wasn't there. So were going again at 10:30
do you need any help with this?
Gf
My friend has a guy who keeps harassing him and his God
Fuck. Cindy is a crazy stalker?
what going on
wait what
AMA
Gotta go deliver a restraining order
Jesus Christ. When did you guys get some S T U P I D
Same
how have you not watched it yet
i still need to watch this ep
me when all u go to pen apps
http://i.imgur.com/ScTtynM.png
hbo shows are over
sorry
k joined koko hornets
>be kent, brooms bff >go to davis >hear about sac state students great success at everything >ask broom to join data science @ sac state desperately
We gonna do couchcodvr
T H R E E N I G H T S T A N D
Well we turned the 1 month one into a 72 hour one
Better than 1 month hackathons
Better than 5hr hackathons
O N E N I G H T S T A N D
Really only need 1 though
I have two night stands
to two night stands
He prefers one night stands
Joey why you hating on 48hr hackathons
Neat fact
September 27, 2016 is census date
August 29, 2016
I guess I can go. I'm my own man now and payed for travel. When does the semester start again?
yes
Is that a good assumption
Uhh... pennapps is in Pennsylvania?
Never 5get
lol
September 9-11, 2016
Can't open the link
Date?
I'll do pen apps in a bit famela M
Here we go boys
O H A N A
"You are on "Koko Hornets". Your team code is -JGyMrw1H-. Your friends can use this to join. The max team size is 4."
Nope. I don't fuck with 48 hour hackathons
Join the "Koko Hornets" team
http://2016f.pennapps.com/
Pls
Link lls
Who's signing up for PennApps
Smash melee
S M A S H
Did someone say
> tfw poor
> buys tesla
>mfw won't work
>trying to get pity tickets on twietter
>be me
https://twitter.com/vved123/status/747565283645153284
You aready are
we can smash their best stats b o y z and g i r l z too tbh
Lol. Hold stats competition at school. Make everyone moderately interested in stats be volunteers. Actual competitors suckkkk
mfw
she said davis kids could beat us if the volunteers could have participated
Good. Then she should know we dont need her
don't worry
oh i told her
Sound good. But really what could she tell the iidata C H A M P S
tbh might ask C I N D Y for some stats insight on what we should have
yea b
Broom. The curriculum
:eyes:
Did somebody say r
Rrrrrrr
and r
just so i don't have to deal with constant dependency issues with people
tensorflow, anaconda, java, etc.
Pandas+flask?
For what
:eyes:
I'm gonna make a docker image for data science club tonight
o
Used by Play and probably Spring for Models (puts the M in MVC)
And back
Java objects -> SQL
What's a ajave ebean
PR approved for avaje ebean ama
Low kinda hate my supervisor. Just sick of the way she talks. Almost every sentence she says slowly raises in pitch like she can't hold her breath through a sentence or everything is a question to her. And she's always muttering to herself or making this weird chirp sound when she's confused or surprised (often)
Daily standups are just a way for people to look busy
Jk I've never done one
Standups aren't the worst thing in the world unless I've just been useless the past 24 hours
Me doing stand ups
So I got moved to another project..so I don't have to go to stand ups anymore. Best day ever
Yuppp
A raise is a raise
But I got a smaller raise
I got Rekt
LOL no
i mean the one you asked for?
Did you get your raise?
Getting those B E N E F I T S
Just had my meeting with H R
Holy shit. It was so funny fam
i just fell asleep after got
omg i didnt watch silicon valley
again
probably gonna need to watch last nights episode
Gotta catch some zas
So out of it today. Stared at my screen for a long time thinking "why does it say broom right there"
That moment when you see one of the recruited on the bus but don't say hi
?
Fuckkkk from 7
get a loaner
Monday's
Fuck my life. Forgot my badge
Legit nothing to look forward to till GOT 2017
meirl am kid in red
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmd5hdeSTI8&feature=youtu.be
Joey is that the bleach
Khan Academy Excel
god damn it. so much of these jobs want excel plebs
Are you guys in town for the 4th. idk if I work that day or not
wat
which one?
Lmao who
almost time to end it all
season finales of all the shows
damn. when they want three years experience using 2000$ software at entry level
holy fuck
an overall GPA of 3.5 or higher (transcript copy required upon resume submission)
Glass door
Use your free month if linked in lol
https://youtu.be/h7Y-vr67agQ
what site should i use
also finding jobs for new grad / entry level seems way different that internships
i dont know how
Make your research/indecent study more specific
Get degree
Give your English teacher sees Candie
Fam Cs get degrees
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I can, but if I have room for it I might as well replace the grade to stay on dean's list
You can't progress with a C?
So I'm tryna take that teacher or p much anyone but the one I had
Which I think is BS bc my English-as-second-language friend got A+ in his with a nicer teacher
B English teacher gave me C-
holy shit that doge
why do you have retake english fampire
way too much lol
stat 199
math 170
stat 196j math 150 math 100 math 101
What did you take for math minor?
Currently at 14, Gotta retake English and leave room for job/prpjects
Nah fam
matt are you taking or signed up for stat 196j?
if i havent started something yet should i still put it...?
hey guys will you help me do data science? Who doesnt like the look/format/design of my resume
should PHP really be in there?
Some development experience in at least one scripting language (PHP, Python, Perl, etc.)
I L L S A Y
Throw the word heuristic in somewhere
Yeah that's weird because both words have other connotations
i dont want to use it because of the hr peoples
Huh haha that's weird
yeah
Is that it?
Like "yield" or something
supervisory signal
There's probably a more technical term
Predict unknown values
predict the correct output variable
or something
predicting the target variable
ugh i want to change the last few words from predicting features to soemthing else
brb bb
I think combine them to give yourself more room to talk about technical ability in that area
cause im not masters
or data analyst
yeah datasciencey stuff
core dev?
What are you applying for? DataScience-y stuff? QA?
combining them makes it shorter
otherwise emphasize their differences
I think I would combine them, as long as it doesn't get too long
For Couch Coder I you might as well put "AppScript Developer" or something to show you actually did coding and are not some BM idea person. Also - if you're applying to data sciency places I would move Couch Coder down.
with as well as or something
P I V O T T A B L E S
should i combine them into one bullter
done*
Yeah might be a good way to avoid excel
so thats on there
your second two bullets on "Statistics Independent" are very similar
i unfortunately have dont analysis with excel
If you don't put it they might assume you don't know it at all
no wonder
holy F U C K
no wtf
missing a right parenthesis on math minor
add it
do i have that somewhere :(
Microsoft Office
should put that above my name
iiData 1st place is best line on there
Maybe move it down one
or nowhere
Report generation from 3 months to 1 week is impressive
i should really put that on the bottom
C O U C H C O D E R
I say both
Not a fan of the formatting tbh
or both
do i look for entry level or new grad
Hmm
hows my resume
Lol when I get back I'll give you overly descriptive var names
bb bs and bss are all just iterating things
i figured that out
The iasdf one is just iterating over each case
refactor your variable names
im not following your code fampire
If I wanted instructions I'd write assembly
jeez
its important to follow instructions
And that would be a compile error not wrong answer
CodeChef it does but I'm p sure HackerRank parses is bc it worked for two
Doesn't matter
your class isnt called Solution
hahaha
well that didnt work
https://www.messenger.com/t/533481156831639#
Iz 2 hot
Sucks. Not home rn. I'll look at it in half an hour
out of 20
That's my solution... passes two cases now and fails the rest
Is it wrong?
oops don't download that
I'm not doing anything after minimizing A
Is it saying you're wrong if you do nothing after minimized a
So it makes no sense for them to say to reduce B" any because once you've reduced A" enough it'
When A" is 0, B" is C...
Is it even possible for a to be minimal and b not be minimal?
Which is priority
Oh yeah cause that would be a smaller a
You can also swap off A and on B if you have enough k
Lol
🌝
fuck this shit its saturday
Damn that's pretty hard
Uh if you have any more k's change any bits where a & b = 1
Yeah, so I iterate over my answer to reduce A, but how tf do I reduce B too?
Oh shit. The multiple solution rule is hard mode
Consider four numbers: K, A, B, and C. You must change at most bits in A and B to form the numbers A" and B" satisfying the equation A" | B" = C . Here, the | symbol denotes the bitwise OR operation. Given sets of the numbers defined above, find and print the respective values of A" and B" on new lines; if no such value exists, print -1 instead. If there are multiple solutions, make A" as small as possible; if there are still multiple solutions, make B" as small as possible. Note: A, B, and C are given in Hexadecimal (base 16), and K is given in decimal (base 10). If number of bits changed in A is da and number of bits changed in B is db, then da+db must be smaller or equal to K.
oh that's because you'r'e not registered for the contest
That problem is pissing me off too. 404 error
Doesn't matter
Does she have the bear face up or face down
It's the only toy she has that's bigger than her and the only one she humps
I guess it's cause this bear is bigger than my dog. She asserts her dominance over the bear
This fucking problem is making me so mad rn https://www.hackerrank.com/contests/june-world-codesprint/challenges/aorb
Hmm I think you're wrong on that
Yeah it also is a stuffed bear so it can't get pregnant.
Well at least that means the bear can't get pregnant
The sex slave
My dog is alpha af
Yeah dude
wait wtf haha "her" time?
- Mr. Bearington
"I'll say"
Lol Joey my dog has one of those bears. I'd say about 50% of her time is spent humping it
Where the mimosas at
Lol
and go S H O P P I N G
guys we should take a S Q U A D trip sometime to the outlets in vacaville
Got two free zas from work
That too
bag
> 2015 > be me > icpc berkaderk > guy brings entire togo bad stuffed with pizza > someone didn't get the tbell friday memo > pulls out a fireball > Oh shit it's mario's special attack > fly off final destination map because at like 300%
>be Matt >2015 >Icpc regional, Berkeley >my team carpools with 4th place team, Chris Lowe, Eric Bollinger, and some beardo I don't know >This fucking beardo takes out fireball when we get to hotel >Insists we should all take at least one shot. >Not a single person gives a shit about his insistence. >He puts it away and cries himself to sleep
Tbh don't want them to find my memes
Leave out dirty dishes so they offer to help and get too busy to notice the smell from the closet
hide the drugs
>tfw gf tells you her family is coming over the night before
Hello mindy
Sup
I mean
Did you remind her about iidata
Sup Cinpai
Cindy says hi!
Pfft brooms nature snap. Phoney
Aw she's not pointing left enough
🏽
hahaha
pays better than PowerSchool
They gave me a 10 question one about makeup. Just said none for all of them and they didn't even give 10¢
I just got randomly picked so every 2 years they send me $25 to participate
No National Survey for Prevention something something idk
"Very often"
"How often do your friends drink"
On Google survey?
"0 times"
"How often have you consumed alcohol in the past 12 months"
lol I just participated in a survey pertaining to alchohol consumption
@broom how much can you squat when you wear the sweats?
That
🏽
This
Lol weak
not bad unless you ate a large quantity
It was like jalepeno
How spicy was it? Ghost peppers are supposed to be hotter than habanero
Yeah the spicy flavor made it quite memorable, but sadly the corporate shills at most locations won't offer it anymore.
Lol I guess they aren't made with actual ghost peppers
Their ghost pepper fries, while not actually ghost fries, offered the best of both worlds with an pleasurable-to-eat, novel take on the fry theme
Wendy's are easier for forking, but are quite bland with their topping decisions
InNOut Animal fries are good in their sharp yet smooth taste, but the texture of their fries doesn't make for easy fork eating
same tbh
Low-key wish this bacon obsession ended 7 years ago
Baconator fries
Dude Matt why is your mom abusing you. Fucking Wendy's when in N out exists
I'll say
I'm ok with tasting alcohol. Everything else in beer is also disgusting though
I still need to get that new not your father's flavor. Uh vanilla cream I think
Oh neat.
But you really can't taste it
Yeah
Is it alcohol?
Since you don't like beer I think you'd like this
That sounds like something Matt could buy
Prob some wine as well
It's so good man
I'm trying to find best damn cherry cola
Um
What're you drinking?
Bout to go to B E V M O
OH F U C K W E N D Y S
Jesus this page of emotes is naughty
sounds like a plan, fran
Lol I don't get home till like 630 so maybe we should just do it tomorrow or something
Cousin from Texas is coming tonight, but I can probably squeeze in a game or two before throwing everything in the closet
My b
yee
Oh. Do you mean when you get out today?
Wtf. You work 20 hours a week. You have time to game sure
lol when I get out of PS lets
Play with me fam. Ive only played like 5 hours my whole life
But I don't say I play it bc if someone offers to play with me they'll find out how much I suck
that I do
he knows the metagame probably
matt plays csgo
I don't even believe Matt isn't big on vijya
you have no excuses
he wasnt fucking born yet vroom
I haven't done shit today
Guys
I had two lunches p much
Wtf
Matt isn't big on video games but you guys don't give him shit
Squirtle Squad!
I'll put you down for jiggly puff Matt
Meanwhile play Cs go
plus I'm not big on vidja gams
mom thought it was too "dog fight"y
Never have lol
You don't play Pokemon's?
Oh goldfish I get it.
in different backgrounds/orientations
would be hard for multiple poses, but if it's always the same picture maybe
I think anything's possible with the power of team spirit
idk just not cheeze it
Goldeen?
Golden?
Also do you think itd be possible to train a nn to figure out the answer to "who's that Pokemon"
goldfish
Guys will you help me do data science again? Who's your favorite Pokemon?
did you get tbel
i fee like im gonna die fam
dbaby
"are you old enough" lmao
Just ask to be the driver in the next couple drive bys and you'll be fine
For what?
sure i do
You don't need a permit P sure. That's for children's
just gotta get that permit and have some initiative
lol I have one to learn with
Hmm I only have a manual car so you probably don't want to learn with mine
not well enough to take the test
Kinda
Do you know how to drive?
🏽
are you old enough?
that's what I told myself last month
Are you getting your license this summer?
me_irl when all my friends go out driving
Holy fuck I love it
this
Holy shit I'm so fucking tired
That orango on the left wearing his alum shirt. What a POS
wow that wouldve been savage
LMAO
no the one in front of him vbaby
he has the same glasses me wtf guys
wtf yall savage
I fucking hate people that wear glasses. Oh, but they look good on you though broom :eyes:
LOL did they put 27 blanks lines of HTML at the top to dissuade people looking at source
asian on the left
i hate people that wear those glasses
LOL oh shit
kids.jpg LMAO
Oh that wasn't loading for me
ya lmao
https://c-4557-20141218-www-jpl-nasa-gov.i.icims.com/opportunities/images/kids.jpg
Of jpl?
the jumbotron/title banner
on the link
What picture
matts so savage
Also cumulative 3.0 GPA. Woops
Holy fuck that job description is not me fam
You gotta look out for yourself
that picture is like UCDavis diversity
That's a S P I C Y meme there I'll you huhwhat
But now on your screen it's nowhere near pointing in the right direction
https://newgrads-jpl.icims.com/jobs/6356/software-engineer-i/job
↖
Lmao
Lol nice censor there. Wouldn't want anyone swearing in this chat
that's some freaky coincidence sh*t
My man Alexander released a song on Wednesday!
Ahh so nice in hear rn. Everyone in my office is interviewing someone else. Peace and quiet
🏽
There needs to be a finger that points left and slightly up so as to not confuse yourself
:mindblown:
Matt on your screen aren't you just pointing to your last comment?
that only plays Ruskis
gotta say you want to go to a wine bar
You can't say that kinda shit vbaby
Any of you tried the new flatbread sandwich?
Taco Bell is a delicacy
People here are too fancy for Taco Bell
That triggers me
The fuck? They don't know about tbell Friday?
When everyone at work makes fun of you because uou want Taco Bell
I'll say
but hot damn his songs are great
The only english speaking singer on the ruski spotify station
Alexander Rybak
>be guy >Get in car crash >Wake up in ambulance >Ask what hospital you're going to >San gorgonio he said > >
Holy shit this hospitals name.
Also that one guy is voiced by frodo baggins
It's a Halloween show
This is a hella fucking good show. It's only got like 8 episodes. But this shit is dark
is this what CN is now
"well academically" xD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4vryZTr6MA
My J A M A M
gotta meet new people fml
Lunch roulette today
Yo guys what's for FUCKING LUNCH
Mine wears a dominatrix outfit when yelling at me to do good
psyche wise im not so sure
Shitty cheerleader
well academically
doesn't seem like it matter than
Does your inner dialogue wear a short skirt?
It doesn't even happen when I'm stressing out about it. I'm just fucking weird
gotta get yourself hyped for that A fam
Dude I don't know why
im like my #1 cheerleader
that sounds counterintuitive
Sometimes during tests my inner dialogue is really really angry. It gets loud
LMAOO
I become the ava-tard
haha
Did you release all earthly tethers?
I channel my chakra
Yeah when I cook quesadillas
How so
But it is a different type of talking to onesself
Are you ever not talking to yourself in your head?
When I code I talk to myself in my head lol
I think with reading and musicing you are trying to input two things at once, but with coding and musicing you are inputting and outputting. They are on totally different busses
I'm 100% bringing earplugs next hackathon
adn i could stil hear it barely
but i was on floor 4
calhacks was hella loud downstarirs
I could hear it in that bathrooms lol
we also were too close to the speakers
im tryna get my octocat fam
Yeah the host was a cool guy but he had no sense of the environment at the time
just loud enough to be ambiance
in that regard
HackDavis was awful
You don't blast it, obv
How am I supposed to hear my interpretation of Louie CK reading Catcher in the Rye to me if I'm blasting Ruskis
same tbh
*listen and read
code and read?
By listening to Ruskis
Idk how people do that
but I can't read and listen to music
like I cna code and listen to music
gotcha
oh like he doesn't want to be distracted while coding
he gets distracted while reading i think
unless im wired in
i just prefer silence imo
or music is like reading?
coding is like reading?
you mean like
It's more reading something
I can't get distracted while coding
bc it's awesome, and you don't understand what they're saying so it doesn't distract you
Ruski music makes the best coding music
It's really 1 mile though of you look on Google maps. It's only 7.2 miles if you count the changes in elevation
I bought my Slav sweats ahah
7.2 fam
Umm it's 7 miles good sir
Is it even worth it to go to places like Macy's? Isn't it just their own brands?
Sf is like 1 sq mile. You pass every thing there
Oh baby Macy's
I went to the Macy's in that mall
David I drove past your house today
I want this to stop. But I can't talk about wanting it to stop or else it will be like broom with koko
Irl
Holy shit me it
Yo wtf is my Fitbit evolving
Shit p o s t y
UGH
Shit-posts
This looks so shitposts hahahaha
The fuck is this
Me irl
Idk I'll ask about unity tomorrow
Tbh
I'll say
Same
Way almost better
It's almost a bot? Or it's almost way better?
Nah fam (almost) way better
Another bot?
You'll all see!
Oh you'll see
How so
Shotpisting is about to hit the next level
Muck Fessenger
My in messenger ide didn't space for me
// ...
I prefer like this:
protected class JOculus extends JFrame{ //... }
Nigga
class here you go, you dropped this
Close enough
JOculoc extends JFrame{}
JOculus
Java swing
IDK how most VR software works TBH
Yeah but software wise he's probably rendering the Windows in Unity?
He has a oculus
My friend calls me Varn the barn :(
Broom
Broom is your dude using Unity or something for the VR
>be me >Never figured out how to right hand rule for cross product >Do the calculation by hand 10 times during test >Professor just writes why
it's tedious algebra
> class requires calculus 2 > literally only use calc in lab to have more precise uncertainty
this tbh
Look at formula sheet plug in and algebra till you solve for the ans
It's pretty much just 1. Energy is conserved 2. Here are the equations to find energy 3. Balance the equations
Should be*
P sure
That class should learn F=ma then final
Haha
Did you tell Xavier you're better at being him ?
Still got an A after ditching the last month of class though AMA
Ugggggggh uncertainty killed me
but the sig figs
our lab professor was pretty cool matt
More like
When you get a test question right but you lose points for sig figa
well in terms of physics
fuck sig figs
holy shit
I mean .9 = .90 but you were just giving us more Sig figs
9t ninety
Sae tbh
It's cool baby
holy shit i cant type today
i kinda just hate 99.9T% of people tbh
I say remember iidata
Told them I have literally every single type of a certain report made. She says you went and did each one
People like her are my bosses
money match me bro
Fight me
well you don't *yet*
like her*
people like are why we get the high paying cs jobs
What language did you use ?
Savage
TL;DR: CSUS > UCD
> I'm done importing, come see if this looks right < Youre done inserting all the data I gave you? > Uh yeah < How did you do it so quickly? > Remember IIDATA?
Did what any sensible programmer would and wrote a class to take the excel CSV, clean it, and generate SQL insert statements. ~45 minutes.
Today she gave me data she's been gathering the past ~month to populate the SQL db
The only person working with me on my PowerSchool project is an intern from UCDavis
Holy shit so embarrassed. Not bro. I meant fam
superstars*
Omg nigga these are so comfy
k vbaby time to get some allstars
Damn double jinx on the references bro
it changed my perspective on life
LOLOLL
FK
https://imgur.com/NwKapxX
I JUST COPIED THAT
OMG
https://m.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting/comments/4m8r8z/now_you_get_it_why_adidas_pants_have_vertical/
Ayyyy
https://m.reddit.com/r/slavs_squatting/
hows your slav squat?
Are you trying to dress Russian?
wear
WHERE
dont where your white boy shoes
shoes are the important part with those imo
>Sweat pants
cindy so savage
Everyone says I look super gay in them
But I've wanted them for so long
So expensive
Yeah dbaby
vbaby did you buy adidas trackpants
Man scaped
Lol.
>should i be applying to jobs? >yes >shaves beard
Just shaved. Have baby face ama
UK pulling an America. Fucking posers
Officially? They've been talking about that for like 10+ years
UK leaves the EU wtf
oh god
M O V I E N I G H T O V I E N I G H T
Nope
unless that is the second one
ive only seen redemption
nah
Have you seen the second one?
woah
Action even
ascension&
pure intense ascention the whole way
And forgot about it
I downloaded and watches it like 5 years ago.
that shits crazy
Yeah.
omg brandon is the raid the asian movie with the tower
I never had a hangover til i drank smirnoff ice
I'll say
Last time I drank one of those I nearly crashed my horse and buggy
You and all your gal pals from high school getting together?
Nice it's like I'm in Jr high again
Home
Look what daddy brought him
Did you put your balls on the drum set?
Remember in step brothers when the what's his face is all sweaty cause he's watching cops. Me irl with this movie
Holy fuck. This movie
My slides.com(TM) presentation was lit
> be everyone else's resume > Data science club prezi
> David's resume > Data science club slides
Slides.com
Fuck prezi
Do data science on your gains and Joey will concede it to you
Or maybe each of you can have a year?
You and Joey have to fight for it after David
Can I get in on this prezi action
Watch the scenes on YouTube
Wtf
I'll say
Holy fuck. When you need to take your shirt off cause the movies too intense
Any of you ever watched the raid?
If man
@joey http://m.imgur.com/psmTiG2?r
What's this if crap
If i graduate y'all will be gone so it works out
Unless David wants it cause he graduates after me
Yeah but you have to say from Jan 2017-whenever
Hey if I graduate can I put data sci prez too
prezi never5get
lmfao yes
Should I put data science club prezzi?
Fml
yeah nigga jesus lol
you're gradauting in dec
wait fuck
start looking in august
ya aorund sept-oct
YES
Should I start applying for new grad jobs?
and they'l ljust have to d e a l w i t h i t
Right now it's just some kinky shit
then i can tell them lol
and when i'm done recruiting for a job after i graduate
i just want to wait until the relationship settles and we both decide it's p serious
lmao my dad would kill me
P much
Yo parents stfu I'm gonna be making 6 figures In a year. I just need someone to wetten my dick. Then you high five your dad and leave
🤔
Omg y'all savage lmao
No I mean they'll ask some ridiculous question to judge how successful she'll be in the future
Im gonna ask her that first question myself
She doesn't work?
I wish I was white so bad fam
More like "So Cindy when do you see your self getting a job" "What do your parents do" "What age do you plan on getting married and having kids"
Fuck I'm white
Cause you can bring her over and play board games with your parents
Why start conflict if it's easily avoidable
But
I don't really care about their opinion
Bruh my parents want me to date a specific kind of Indian girl lol
Wtf you guys are both Asian
I just want to post something like that on the fb official status thing
O H S H I T that's some reallllll shit righttt there mmmhmmmmm
>me >school
Lols
You should focus on school
Then they'll be like
My parents will prolly lose their shit at first cuz she's not brown
Woah what a bad son. Why are you so ashamed of her
L O W K E Y A F
Plus I'm not telling my parents about her lol
I feel like being Facebook official is only ever a bad thing
Dude why would j
Wtf
God damn
Never nigga
Vroom when are you fb official
No
What a fucking retard
Is this in company time?
He has one screen displayed in different virtual monitors. His issue is getting the computer to think there are Multiple monitors plugged in
Also XServer or multiplatform
I'll beat him to market
How far is he
Fucking hel
VR for multiple monitor simulation
I just peed in my creek. So nice
My coworker is working on that rn
David
David. David.
Couch CodVR
lol
Vr couch coder
But we'll just end up playing solitaire
Dinesh
Alright which of you memers is building a VR coding environment with me
Browsing memes
Honestly if you're on public transit odds are someone's peed there anyway
Sadly it's never come to that
There have been times where I though peeing my pants wouldn't be that bad
I'll say
If you an hero your body relieves itself anyway, not worth
My internet has been out for three days. I know what you mean
Times like these are when I wonder if life is worth it Ya know?
I'm freaking out
Omg I really have to pee and the train hasn't moved in 7 min
All dogs love me
What the fuck do those last 2 things mean
Because it's 4 GG
Y'all -1
Y'all wanna apply
https://www.greylock.com/greylock-u/hackfest/hackfest-apply/
Lmao
She takes after me and hates everyone
That's my dog. I don't think I'll bring her for July 9th
🤔
Is there a doge there
WAIT
Ya I guess dbaby or jenpai can take him
Nvm
Oh wait
Right?
If he's going to new castle it would probably be faster for David to take 49 the whole way
I think? He lives in what's it called right
Or David? If he goes to his place first
N E I G H B O R S
The inside
Since they're
Jenpai can drive him I guess
How would Matt get to any of the destinations
This is so cool
Oh shit I got it working
How will our bb Matt get there
I'm game
Newcastle
Where is this
Jesus Christ
Submit this place I'm house sitting for July 9th
Ofama is in SF
Oh shit
When you get on the rapid but it's not v rapid
It's such a pain to setup
Fuck
How cool is it?
Omfg
Lmfao
✳
Looking at memes
just browsing reddit
omw
and i don't think she know si'm here
my coworker is losing her shitrn
O H S H I T that's some reallllll shit righttt there mmmhmmmmm
ur white its cool
don't shoot
He's just making a gun with his fingers
plse mr pistl
Drop the memes or comment "plse mr pistl" in the next 3.14 seconds or I'll go bang
This is a stickup
come on joey
Vroom is pretty swell
Joey...arms looking pretty small in that snap
David is a god guys
David's my irl hero for being the only person I've ever met that's good at smash
Holy shit that backfired on Varun
When you're a professional nerd and need to feel good so you call other people nerds
>playing smash on plasma tv
>current year
Dude. He has every right. Playing games on plasma TV is cancer
because I called him a nerd for complaining about playing on a plasma tv
David losing his shit rn
Oh shit David's back. What do you think?
Yeah Matt what if
What if you were the "other guy" in a mmf
nah
You guys need to work
LOL
Wtf
vroom posting about all the places that rejected me
brandon's bff
LOLOL
Y O F U C K S A D I E O F U C K S A D I E
Matt's going to come back and read this conversation. We're going to break his 12 yr old mind
http://www.meetup.com/Sacramento-Women-in-Data-Science/events/230911601/
F U C K A C M U C K A C M
http://www.meetup.com/SF-Bay-ACM/events/231266823/?rv=ea1&_af=event&_af_eid=231266823&https=off
omg nigga
Pfft I suppose you've only ever watched lesbian porn your whole life
It just seems weird
Idk
I can't see myself being a part of a dick sand which dude
Fine a friend's with benefits couple asks you to join them one night
Idk man. I've home wrecked before and it's pretty AWK even when it's okay
Id reckon that if you were the third wheel for a mmf you'd be more open to it than you being the boyfriend
I'm not saying she would want mmf. If she asked and you wouldn't be ok with. Dont give me this I don't want to see another dudes penis lie. You think it's cheating in a way
bruh i'm not gonna do it
And she doesn't want mmf
But what if she only wants a ffm
Oh my god that was deep and hilarious
More than if you did them separately cause they get half the dick time.
Also with ffm you're just going to disappoint twice as many girls.
Vroom, if you aren't ok with a mmf sandwich with bae then you obviously think something is wrong with one of you having sex with another person. That should follow to ffm threesome and just cause you're horny and that's the dream doesn't mean that you should do it.
Is that you
Oh fuck me irl
🏾
g2g, need to get work done before the party starts at 3:30 ama
real sad boy hours
oh fuck
based on his message history
I'm the other guy that slowly realized it
some guy who predicted his breakup
i think you sent it to me
What guy?
question is do i tell her
i'm gonna track keywords too adn emoji uses
oh fuck that's what that guy did right
Track the average length of your messages over time so you can see your enthusiasm for each other fall on a graph instead of slowly realizing three years later
tbh i kinda like our codebase
it's lit
ya bbaby get your python game together
gonna do this when i get home
holy shit
track our relationship
real time machine learning on mine and cindy's conversations
oh fuck guys you know what i should do
Not for data science. But for general use cases
I really should use Python tho...
:eyes: http://coconut-lang.org/
I T S O F F I C I A L B O Y Z
Y U P
?
Also you said youve been relationships for a week and a half. Is it O F F I C I A L
That
I know. Your fucking meme story right there says thag
joey was brinign up an article he read
and she didn't ask me haha
:eyes:
that's not why sh'es a freak bruh
Dude her asking you for that doesn't make her a freak
LOLLLL
>cry
>see cindy on tinder too
>back on tinder
>find out wants another guy
>found out a freak
>think she's innocent sweet girl
>find bae
>be me
i would fucking jump off a cliff
Pretty sure I would die from laughing if Cindy asks Vbaby for a mmf tomorrow
Dude
real sad boy hours
LOL holy fuck
>be me >bae finds attractive girl >leaves me >tfw potential threesome ruined my life
:eyes:
Is if ur girl found another girl really attractive
Bruh the only way it'd work
plus ya, what if she's like "oh i want another guy"
girls got memory bruh
i know nigga
but
nigga i've been in a realtionship like a week and a half
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID
Rookie mistake
Well, it would never be a mmf
OR ask yourself if you'd be ok with watching bae get plowed by another dude if it was mmf threesome.
Guh
It depends. How much would your life be wrecked when she inevitably realizes that it wasn't a good idea and it ruins your relationship
I say no
Of course you have a threesome
Smh
I fucking did
Jsut answer the question
Nigga
What lol
Ya
You wake up of course
Y
Is senpai joey
Another girl
What kind of 3some
Me and Senpai have differing opinions
Your gf asks for three some what do
@bigwave how did you pick bigwave as your handle?
It's fucking great boyz
Yeah don't even have to click on it
This looks so cringry
prepare yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpWEE2pVpJ4
🤔
:(
Vroom always looks like ass
this vroom vroom looks like ass on desktop
Same TBH
completely stuck AMA
I skipped That and went straight to tesla 🤔
Oh fuck
Looks like yoga and burning man up next for you vbaby
Rip
Underground halp
Where you at dbaby
vroooom
Set my alarm for 6:30 just finally turned off snooze AMA
:eyes:
Brandon tryna get WORKED
David do you have a GameCube and melee disk still? Gotta set it up on July 9th
4 stocked that guy first round without the suicide
Oh FUCK. Just watched David's smash.
When you die as a member of fight club you get a name. Neil Patel
Is there anyone not named Neil Patel?
so when I saw a message from neil patel i was like "FUCK"
and i was trying so hard to avoid living with him this summer
this one kid i know is named neil patel
omg
Is that what they call it nowadays
"Memes"
Good job on iidata boyz
LOL S A V A G E
I don't think it's swag when you dominate davis
I can finally look at memes in VR
H A C K A T H O N S W A G
When you want to watch a movie you torrented on your 8 year old laptop but its not in English and has no subtitles
I wanted to reply "brutal" but my name isn't Neil Patel
No such thing fam
Or vroom in his hat
When you post your battle station to /G/ make sure you got Michael cera as your desktop
Using a tiled window manager "i3"
So I have Arch 95% functional
Use too much at work with no wifi but still want memes
I'll say
usage
Video streaming is big data
Who's got data for that
Go to sbux til you fall asleep
Twitch on phone
FML. My internet is down. How do I live like this
using anything other than css should be illegal
Using PHP to style should be illegal
http://webbytedd.com/b/color-rows/
Fucking maven
mvn installperll
Nah today I had to go into every subdir and combine all PDFs into one
Need me some perls
R E C U R S I O N
Copying folders is fun
I'm using Java to deal with directories and subdirectories. Fml
Are you PHP
I had to write a unit test today fml
Didnt you win golf yesterday too?
TBH the amount of work we do depends on product
8 days work if you unit test
Sounds like more work than if ever do TBH
List of 4 things=4 days work
nah fam about 2 hours each when you have the magic touch
Sounds like 4 days work
Wrote a class to store table data and metadata, a Twirl template to interpret it as a html table, layed groundwork for the OAuth XML system, and set up a PowerSchool VM
What did you do mbaby
Yesterday was probably my least productive day at PS
I set up my debugger
Did fuckign nothing except trace a code across our code base today
Same TBH
I get paid too much to message Varun on slack all day
Buy one get one
I bought like 30 LOL
Not enough
Already bought those TBH
Dbaby savage
Only thing you need to buy for Cindy is condoms
Oh fuck
LMFAOO
Where's the whip emote when I need it
I need to buy juice for Cindy
Tikka masala is so good man
Did I mention plantain chips
waitin in line got my burritos and tikka masala
"what does God think of zombies" God: "I like turtles"
LOL are you at trader joes dbaby
VROOOOOOON
dude idk but I just bought sweet plantain chips and I'm hyped
Preachers
- the sign on those pres hers who are always between the union and library
What does God think about war?
You know the usual
Universal income
Lol holy fuck
And living on Mars
Then we talked about living the matrix
After he took a shot of whiskey
After he killed his beer
Sounds like my gma
David killed my beer
Lmao
And I'm too buzzed to not entertain him
This guy just tried to recruit me for his church
If space needle was in sf people would find a way
Not with that attitude
You can't jump off the space needle?
Something something super high suicide rate golden gate bridge something something low suicide rate space needle
Up
Ughh I can't too fucked uo
Whatever sorry in advance
That's not even true
you're > 21
You can be fucked up whenever you want
Yo can I be hella fucked up real quick
Yeah lil doggos and big ol puppers
@B does Seattle have puppers?
Varun thinks SF > Seattle confirmed
But not Joey's Seattle post
Varun liked this
http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?PrematureOptimization
https://m.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4paimu/psbattle_peter_dinklage_riding_a_scooter/?utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=true
Tbh Brandon triggers me cause when I was little there was a neighbor kid named Brandon and he was a total dick
Same tbh
Should I try to automate the rest with Java.robot?
There's 2 things I can't automate. But they won't take that long to do for every hospital
wait you're done
Bout to finish my summer of work this week 😎
look into ProcessBuilder
The answer is yes
can you run a command line function through Java?
Thx b
Nice S I T E Matt
Yeah sure
Hey dbaby lunch?
⛳
Also holy fuck Brandon you weren't joking VSP does have a golf course lol
Hello from Arch!
Yup lol. Pretty crazy
wow
amazon acquired twitch a few years back
Yeah
amazon owns EG?
Oh wait no Amazon and twitch bought it lol
But I think he still owns it
There was some company in korea that wanted to buy it
Yeah
oh fuck not slcak
70 degrees all week :eyes:
weather is so nice this week b baby
Oshit EG is still pretty huge
He was trying to sell the company for around 30m
She said he's so loaded
My friend used to date the owner of EG
Speaking of esports
Power shell scripts are unreadable
Omg why is Windows so windows.
And?
but the sun is out
Lol jk fuck sf
oh shit
brandon pls
Holy fuck man. Movin to sf.
Whats bp
And theres actually pretty girls
Thats where I got my tendies
so theres BP and video games
Also yea every tuesday is game night at the foundry
AFKgg AWWWW SHIT
Have you been to the one in San Jose? I went to the opening party. I forget it's name
-_-
No they make rebar
does everyone there work in tech
esports evape ebar
is it an esports bar?
i've heard of the name before
The foundry is actually pretty fucking lit
I T S L I T
sure vbaby every other tuesday
like as your side bitch or something
david can i come with you next time
as with the spirit of falcon
lol you ran off twice
Oh shit David's a fucking champ. So happy you play falcon
im blue falcon
Damn get that esport money
give it a sec vroom
I SEE IT
OH WOW
i don't get it
you'er not on the couch?
which are you
bopped this kid
6:40
https://www.twitch.tv/showdownsmash/v/73804730
ur boy was on stream last night
Rigged
Wtf I did the cheeze itz analysis. I DESERVE THIS
Congrats Matt! You're DATA boy of the week
Nah free bread sticks are a trap. Then she thinks you're cheap. Stick with dennys
But she deserves this D
She doesn't deserve the olive garden
Gonna stick with dennys
Is like to take my date to Applebee's but it's too fancy
D A T E I D E A
something something dick
Fuck wherea the hipster koko
I prefer German butcher
Nathan's is where it's at
This IG fucks me up
Once you enjoy going to home depot you're dead
Where's the A1
How are you supposed to do E X T R E M E W A T E R S P O R T S with a pontoon boat
Pontoon boat
I think varun is dead
that look like the whitest weekend ever
Yo chilis has come good tendies too
Fucking white people
Wtf
Great on pasta too
Used to dunk in that all the time
Yee B
Like steak sauce?
You have A1?
Noice
I had some pretty awesome TENDIES yesterday
Rookie mistake
Everything hurts
I ate super fucking spicy food last night and I can't stop pooping
Good job
Ignore what?
ignore
d364f4cf-6d9b-4977-a79f-5edc5cd206cd
Fuck enterprise is such a bitch
Works fine for me
My manager said some tests were dialing with my code and I don't know why
go watch a star war
go buy fifa or something
^
Why are you working
Now nothing connects AMA
wtf matt
Trying to mess around with VPN
oh yeah damn
Fml
Tfw Matt didn't come to Thai after sacahacks
lolwhat
F R I D A Y
Working on it haha
Um
LOOOOL
Holy fuck lol
Yo vroom what do these functions return for you. It's been like a month Bool lg1 = Varun.lifeGoal1Achieved(); Bool lg2 = Varun.lifeGoal2Achieved();
Lol it's ok vroom I thought he was just writing scripts for you and Cindy
wait is her name not actually cindy lol
idc it's Lauren
You just don't want the others to know her name and look her up
Power school
idk I started referring to her as Cindy to spite Vroom
Alright I'll meet you outside of school tomorrow
I thought her name started with an l
fight me
Rascist
Jesus Christ
he's not black, he's just in South Africa lol
ya
Not rascist
With the African?
my ex
Who is this Cindy you know?
or Cindx
yeah I'll refer to her as CindyX from now on
Or are these just likely reactions vroom would have
Matt do you have a different Cindy?
LOL
Cindy: For those of us not in the know, what is "linux"? Me: So you're aware of Microsoft Windows and Mac OSX, right? Cindy: Mac OSX? Me:
key to my heart
COCAINE O O K K C O ENIACOC I N RICE
For the cocaine
Straws
Those aren't chop sticks
COCAINE O K K O ENIACOC
Aka blow
That's cocaine not rice
B L O W S L W O O W L S W O L B
Speaking of blows. How about that sf
Like Seattle
TBH weather is so important
Kinda blows
Hot and humid in the summer
Like nyc
Lots of trading in Chicago
But still snowy in winter
I think it's still hot in summer there
The setting of the Dresden file book series is my only knowledge of Chicago
He's ballin now
My cousin went to law school at north western in Chicago
cool as in not so hot
Idk about tech but ive heard it's cool in general
Chicago? What's in Chicago?
Kinda wanna check out chicago
Yeah 😎
Except gayer
P sure it's not 100% overcast
Oh so the first week no sun? Sounds like Seattle
Woah how rare
Yeah B
K like SF now
Sun came out
Bruh
She tends to get a little flat in the back but the front is always right as you grip it
Do you actually wear the helmet
Hnnnggggh
Just has all these fond memories of needing condoms in sf...
C A L L E D O U T
LOL
Also last week you hated sf
Varun is biased you don't even bike fam
>be vroom >Get most fitting nickname of all time
I'll say
Driving is literally the only reason worth living
I biked everywhere
Sounds good B
Nigga I lived in Davis
Wtf
Matt you can transfer and crash at my place too
I didn't start driving till I was 20
It's ok fam
Fucking savage
O H F U C K
>Matt >Driving
Oops
Maty
1st amendment/10
Driving her to the old ppl home
Jesus Christ Brandon
Punch her
LOL you need Jesus little boy
Way better than SF / 10
If I lived in Seattle my religious gma would drag me to church lol
SF makes me exhausted bc it's so crowded
T R A N S F E R
Yeah mean, Seattle is my goal. Kim and I both love it up there
Oh nice
I graduate this December so ill probably apply to places
Oh you're graduating soon right?
"Nah man. Sf sucks my balls"
Idk. Honestly would rather stay around here for a while, but if I move I'd much rather pick Seattle
How come you're going up there?
Nice man. You should just transfer to UW next spring. Can crash with me
No there's no tolls in the city
(does Seattle. Honestly don't know)
Sf is like a fucking hippy theme park. Even costs 5$ to enter
Nice.
Space needle is pretty sick. Got some good photos from up there when I spent New Years there with Kim
Here's my question. Thanks for doing the ama. How much better is the space needle than golden gate bridge?
nice man
They said I'm looking bigger AMA
Yo fams people at the gym noticed my G A I N S today
P sure Seattle is isn't surrounded by other fucking hyper expensive areas for like 1 hour any direction too
After one week of Cloudy weather it got bad
But like
I thought I did too
Nah dude. You've never been there
I love it
All the time
I couldn't deal with cloudy rainy weather
SF is so much better tho
It's fucking beautiful up there
Me and David killing the meme game rn
Seattle > SF
Dude I purposely live an 45 minutes out of fucking sac. Sf sucks
Yo
C A M E T O V I S I T
You'd know if you ever
Haha it's pretty nice
Yeah that frigid norcal beach
But the most fun part is going to the beach lol
Growing on me
Honestly it's not as bad as it seems
Joke*
That's wasn't even a herp derp sf is gay place not
Nah man. Sf sucks my balls
At least SF has some sun
SF > Seattle bro
Lol. I'll be 6 months in S E A T T L E by next summer
You guys better work in SF next summer
Lol pretty much how it went
"Pls bb"
"Come to SF"
Vroom knows bout that hotline bling
How you guys been
Pretty much TBH 🤔
Is that a sequence of a date with Cindy. Be cool Be cute Beg for sex Get it reluctantly
You buying condoms fam
P sure they'd find it weirder if you were with a girl
In SF
While sipping your iced milk coffee
When you walk into wallgreens with another guy and buy condoms
.01 Hrtz
Just ate 6 tacos in under 10 minutes AMA
function foo(&$reference) {}
fuck
function foo($reference) {}
and you have to use ampersand
yeah by default it's pass by value
I think pass by reference is a lot more common. Dunno about php
JS fuckd me up guys
it's instantiate or not?
as in if it
Isn't that determined by $this
are parameters usually passed by value or reference?
who knows php? or whatever langauge
Wonder if I can unit test with annotations
lol
yeah thats pretty enterprise
Wtf I thought you were good at enterprise
i think thats how it should be done imho
Just got lectured to write unit tests before methods AMA
but scanner doesn't have lines()
I just use scanners
lol no
Well I guess you don't have to do file out
Is this how do you do file in out during icpc?
Yeah it has to be replaceAll
but yeah Scanners are cool
If there are multiple mine will need to be replaceAll not replace
Yeah. Each new line
oshit make that Collectors.joining("\n") or else it'll get rid of newlines
are you doing it token by token?
My scanner using solution has 20 lines but could be taken down to ~15 pretty easily
IntelliJ formats as 12
Oh
lines
??
but nicely formatted probably like 8?
1 if you really want to keep your job
uh well it compresses to like 2
Anyway. Mfw you saved 100s of hours In 2 hours
How many lines is that?
but I'm in Enterprise mode rn
That can probably be greatly reduced
Damn. Matt wins golf
Have fun
``` static void r() throws Exception { AtomicInteger m=new AtomicInteger(); new BufferedReader(new FileReader("b")).lines().forEach(($)->{try{new FileWriter(new File("o"+m.getAndIncrement())){{append(new BufferedReader(new FileReader("a")).lines().collect(Collectors.joining()).replace("${}",$));flush();}};}catch(Exception e){}}); } ```
wait need to make it in different files
Is that supposed to solve my problem Matt? Wtf
it's like JS but with some plusses and minuses
But the new stuff is really well written
i actually agree
Our legacy code blows
TBH it's not as bad as it seems
HNNG
guys php isn't that bad
It makes php readable
What the duck was that
god dammit matt
``` static void r() throws Exception { new BufferedReader(new FileReader("b")).lines().forEach((i)->{try{new FileWriter(new File("o")).append(new BufferedReader(new FileReader("a")).lines().collect(Collectors.joining()).replace("${}",i));}catch(Exception e){}}); } ```
And the locker room is so broken down
It's jsut our defense is so ass
Usually top 5
We have a top 7 offense by almost all metrics
Damn
And the 5 most efficient
We have the 3rd highest scoring offense
Honestly it's our defense
Cousins isn't a bad shooter
And we will be good
We just need cousins to stop shooting 3s
It'd have to be some miracle draft
This is the year man
Joey no
About to bet a coworker that kings make playoffs next year fuck
AMA
uh oshit forgot it's golf
Is yours 2 lines not including Java boilerplate?
I got it to work but I suck at golf
make in2Stream with getLines or something
``` var in1 = "Replacement value is: '${replace}'"; var in2Stream = Array[String]("A", "B", "C").toStream; in2Stream.map((in2) => in1.replace("${replace}", in2)).foreach(println(_)); ```
I'm on it B
just fuck me up now fam
>"yeah we need someone to test this api"
Sample in File 1 Foo{Replace me}bar File 2 HEN2-ADE-1a HEN2-ADE-1b Sample out New file named HEN-ADE-1a FooHEN-ADE-1abar New file named HEN2-ADE-1b FooHEN2-ADE-1b
>"sweet!"
>"hey joey were taking you off sprint to put you on the angular rewrite project"
>be me
No but I forgot
Nigga you just finds this out
Yo moment 4 life by nicki minaj is so lit
?
Brandon sample in/out/
@David yeah I tried that bc it's intuitive but I had to do brackets (or maybe another set of parenthesis with a function? I'll try that too)
Lol ESPN on in this restaurant. Commercial where a guy is riding a stationary bike while shoulder pressing 200lbs.
Preferably in R or Java cause those are only languages on my PC
Guys let's play programmer golf. Got two files the first is an XML file. The second is a list of strings. Replace every instance of {replace me} in the first file with each string in file 2 and save a new file each time.
Vbaby where u at
Guess I'm just not used to it
Yeah it should. I don't find the brackets confusing. It's like using brackets after if in Java even if you only have one line
Pretty sure
But as it is it automatically returns
Yeah the you can put brackets right after =>
Can you make the function at the end multi lines? The B+A part
thats what i'd do if i made syntaxes
(1 to 10).toStream.map((_) => '#').foldLeft("",(B : String, A: Any) => B + A);
I can't really think of many good ways to allow devs to explicitly define the types of parameters
fold is basically reduce in js?
ya the brackets are confusing as hell
it's just making you be explicit on the parameter types?
Combining functional programming methods like that still fucks with my brain
The foldLeft operation with the brackets makes sense to me in terms of what it does, but why it works is beyond me
Will print out 10 '#'s
(1 to 10).toStream.map((_) => '#').foldLeft(""){ (B : String, A: Any) => B + A;}
I haven't scalad in months. What do you mean
But Java married in so they're only related by name
I mean everything works in Scala, but stuff like calling functions with a bracket body is just like wtf
Okay Java is like JavaScript's uncle
That doesn't make it incest
More similar than most other OOPL/functional pairings
They're similar
Java and JavaScript aren't related. How can it be incest
Scala is like the incestuous child of Java and JavaScript
What principle? Why start now that you've on on on💶on💷onon
Me and dbaby meme so hard
It's the principle tho
😶
David you make like 300$ a day
he always says R
Brandon is a pirate
I've never pirated a game before...
Bout to pirate it and git good
Ugh I suck at fifa
If you lose to a Davis kid you can't come back
Whens the FIFA tournament?
Can't wait for the Fifa tournament
Gonna be so savage
Yeah I'm dating your best girl and destroying you in all competitions
Lol you have to use koko cautiously
Hahah I think there's a couple new Davis kids on my floor
Varun rarely pulls out Kokos but when he does you can be sure it's a Power Koko
In the break room. " I can't believe they hired someone from that school. Really devalues my time here"
Now that Davis kids are there is the best time to assert your dominance
Cindy would be furious
P sure your sf bosses are ok with you guys being gay
Kids everywhere halp
Oh shit summer session started at SFSU
How it's too late since they're all here
I have yet to mention that we dominate Davis
"This is why we only recruit from UCs"
>these fucking sac state kids again...
Good call. Don't want anyone to think about were like homo or anything
Prob wear mine tomorrow
VROOOOOOOOM
Also David I'm wearing my DATA shirt today
Fml Joey why
You meant setinterval fambam
O shit async meme party
function memeParty(){meme()}; setTimeout(memeParty, 0);
It's a meme party and a meme party don't stop
Vroom is so being sabotaged
Ah fuck that means no Kim too
Are you sure?
Hey yknow if one of you needs another +1 I may be able to squeeze one onto my list
If you're old than im old
I'm old
gotta pool all our stats
You guys are cool fam I'm lame
What the FUCK
Fuck. Now it's only gonna be Matt and David as cool vs me as fucking weird. Vroom is screwed
Yo wtf
I will try tho
I may or may not be there
You've got like 15 days fam. Believe in yourself
I don't need a +1...
Data science squad and +1s and jenpai
Its Vrooms and my combined birthday meat and asparagus bbq
No shit bruh
Am I invited?
Nop
B B Q
What's that
David are you at work already
Lmao I think it's too late now.
July 9th hype
This is why you just lie forever then no one gets hurt
Oh fuck that's tonna happen when she seems me around you guys
MichaelCera.jpg
When she thinks you seem cool and then you see on her face the moment she realizes you're fucking weird
Cindy tellin me shit I already know
oshit make that (1+prefers)
val cool = (person : Person) => person.dailyMemesProduced / (2*person.prefersCheeseIts);
What is she base that off?
How does it feel to be C O O L
Oh fuck. She said our squad "seems so cool"
Cindy said you're the best David
holy shit lmoa
Weirdest need porno ever
and put her in her place
holy shit
LOL
yeah but then your reminded her who won iidata
http://www.itl.nist.gov/div898/handbook/eda/section3/eda35c.htm
and idk what any of it means
but she said like 3 real stats things
lmao not exactly
wait did she really?
the fuck is real stats
http://www-stat.wharton.upenn.edu/~steele/Courses/956/Resource/YWSourceFiles/YW-Eshel.pdf
cindy tried talking dirty with stats things and i don't know what she said ama
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachineLearning/comments/4oynwy/andrew_ng_is_offering_a_free_draft_copy_of_his/
Lol
there we go
Cheese itz
And Find a regression
You should hash the names
Lol
cheeze its or goldfish
you never fucking answered the question
What is this
Lmfoa
the ass is fat
what about it?
yo monica at lauries house party at the beginning of silicon valley
holy shit just rewatched that part of hardholme
everyone has an opinion
im just an asshole and find every reason to hate the show writers
obviousness idk
but without
holy fuck
then rose up
when they all just fell off the cliff
but like
that was pretty much just as good of battle
i guess theres no l by the way my bad
still blows my mind that mastadon were in there as white walkers hah
was so amazing
hardholme
that ep tho
itd be kinda cool if he kept on dying every season
jon gets trampled to dead into credits
lowkey think it would of been awesome if that's how he died
this guys a fucking boss
this was the same director as hardholme right? cause that was my actual favorite episode
yeah the baby stark run and jon being trampled were so intense
yeah and all the random arrows
with sword drawn?
jon vs horses?
holy fuck
that first scene where it was all one shot on the battle field
yeah
it was just executed really really well
last second save
yeah. i really liked the episode. i just feel like nothing happened that i didnt know. baby stark dies ramsey loses
esp since his brother got rekt
well jons not gonna lose
was the best scene p sure
dude greyworms double kill into vest fix
yeah maybe im too hardcore of a viewer or something. i dunno
also thought dany's parts coulda been way longer
i just totally forgot about little finger tbh
that wasnt even close to a surprise
instead of surprise save
or that army could have been there at the beginning
instead of nothing
give the giant a tree trunk
plots that are in the book that they dont have time to do anymore
I thought Jon was gonna beg the red haired lady to give them buffs
How else would they have won?
Whoever directed last nights ep is also directing the last
i really really liked it until a surprise cavalry charge won the battle for the losing side at the last moment for the third time
yeah it was really bad ass
Yes
Can we agree in terms of fight scenes
this was like the best shot and directed battle though
i think i liked a few GoT episodes better tbh
I don't think I've watched tv that good
it's honestly historical
i won't talk about it
you gotta wait for david
white walkers gonna fuck shit up next season tho
fuck it was so good
do you watch matt?
i say yeah, but dont know about david
can we talk about last nights got yet
?
@vroom cheeze itz or goldfish
バスツアー Aesthetic shit スツ thats モール some Aesthetic バス shit right モールモールthere メキシコシティーright ツアthere ピングモール if i do say so myself ブルi say so バス thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: right there) mMMMMMM ピングモールブル НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooOOOOOOOO メキシコシティー Aesthetic shit
you should give your viewers couch coder when you livecode
linuxers
og is right
technol OG
technolo/G/
oh fuck there is
Idk
Gentoo
there isnt a g in technology
That'd be /v/ or /vg/
No it's technology
why does games like linux
isnt that games?
oh
I want to be cool on /g/
Arch Linux
whats a arch
wait are you working on it at all matt?
I'll livecode it when I get arch working
delayed
uhh
Streamer
I wanna be a pro suplexstars steamer
Guys how is suplexstars coming
🤔
Joey wtf was that on your snap? Some shit covered disembodied flappy vag lips?
I'll say
worth the clap tbh
Red head worth
it was a red head
yeah man
That's right next door fam
w e w auburn
not worth
thats when i got the C L A p
i took a train all the way to auburn to get laid. i didn't drive back then
when i was 18
its ok
He wants her to come all the way to SF? Vrooms fucking T H I R S T Y
C I N D Y I D N N D I Y D N I C
Said he was tryna get C I N D Y yo come over
Where the fuck is vroom
cheez it's
Please choose one of the options
Cheese puffs
Cheez its
Goldfo
Which do you prefer gold fish or cheeze itz
Will you guys help me do data science and answer this survey?
It's lit. Fire fire 100 100
Holy shit. Tableau files are just XML. I can totally automate this
Same
protein
If eating chicken quesadillas counts for anything I have been doing that though
Okay fine I haven't been
Which one?
May or may not have been getting swole
Joey/10 pic
Just noticed. Matt's arm looks pretty big in that pic.
Thx B
Matt your hair is fucking sharp
Might be I N T E R ES T I N G to attend
Matt it looks like some planning meeting
Don't spoil pls. Waiting for my housemate to watch
Holy shit. That credits song at the end of silicon valley was awesome
Varun what's going on at the hackers @ berk
Thank fuck
No ot
Shit
Triple ot game 7 incoming. Am prophet ama
Same
Snape just killed dumbledoor
Holy shit
Yo stfu. Im not watching till9
Battle of bastards time
OH FUCK
Oh shit I thought there was still 2 minutes in the third
Warriors bout to drop 13 points this quarter
Watch me code a game live https://www.livecoding.tv/bluefoxstudioz/videos/Ra9rJ-making-a-java-game-called-bluef
https://m.facebook.com/groups/1802018050026012#!/story.php?story_fbid=1192719294091673&id=100000608404968
and the writers dont know how to write without the books to guide them
tbh this season passed up the books
meh not really
oh
I mean this GOT episode
is hype
every seasons episode 9
Episode 9 is like the most hyped episode in history tho right
I don't even watch game of thrones yet :(
B O T H
That's a weird way to say silicon valley
yeah
lol
E P I SO D E 9
The game ..... OF THRONES!?
hell yeah
Hahahahah
You guys hyped for the game tonight
I don't get why ppl find avocados spicy it's not like milk or anything
Lmao
thats too spicy
does that have black pepper?
Lol
lol
Same tbh
Oh shit lol
http://imgur.com/Mtpq9Ty
Lmfao
Me irl
It's P A P I day for me tbh
Thanks for D A D D Y day wishes
I was in the gym
Sorry b B baby
Jesus Christ
Oh my
Big data day
I'll say
fine fuck you vroom
to: Vroom happy D A D D Y S day. from: data science club
About to have my DADDYS day brunch
Power through
Everything hurts. And I'm on my second excercise AMA
Lifting later today as well
Nicee
Lifting for the first time in 3 weeks AMA
Holy shit lol
I'm having a good D A D D Y S day too
Hey Varun happy D A D D Y S day
Same TBH
Ah nice. I'll try going next week
loved it
A lot of dorky humor most kids wouldn't get
I'll cry too TBH
Oh fuck maybe I won't take her
I haven't yet. I heard it was really good. I'm thinking of taking Cindy
i cried
omg who watched finding dory
HAHAHA it's okay Mann
im a kings fan i swear
Vlade divac!
you're halping those in need
Who is this and 32% tax is not that bad
He has a tesla haha
Parking garage!
Where?
HOLY FUCK
Look who I met guys
Just bend me the fuck over fam
Lol
32% tax
Why tho
Same tbh
I fucking hate the goverment so much
She landed in SF
or she lsnded in sf not sac
that was a hell of a hotel room stop
rookie mistake
BACK IN SAC BOYZ
If you account for inflation ya
Is that what the Indians sold Arizona for?
I live for 69 cent arizonas
When I show Cindy my memes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ApSY_qjgrY
>2015 >CLOFTPYA
TROTWOHNMTQFL
Varun forgot to mention I won
What're all these acronyms
EBDBBNB
do you have a hotel room near the airport all set up to go joey?
Because I left it in SF Ayy lmao
But I don't want to plug in my computer
I have Dropbox too
When you use apple software
Idk I just back up mine to my HD
Why is iCloud so shitty
How do I remove photos from my phone but keep them on iCloud
I have my photos backed up to iCloud
O h f u c k
Just delete all your nudes man
Delete your car photos
Wtf
Wow
Deleted snapchat because in out of room on my phone Fml
Koko doesn't appreciate you taking advantage of him
Yo my forearm looks fucking shredded in that snap
David I'm so bored I'm just working AMA
It's dat boi!
It's all downhill from here
AMA
harry potter tricks a muggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrK1f4TsQfM
yup yup
Soon
pretty much
The longer kim is gone the more joey contemplates life
http://i.imgur.com/YoS4ZVu.gifv
me trying to fly through the struggles of life
@(vroom, david) you guys will appreciate me
but its an aesthetically pleasing elephant
oh i guessss
looks like an elephant
nigga what
elephant?
BEHOLD MY GREATEST CREATION
same tbh
http://i.imgur.com/PyKQplf.gifv
https://youtu.be/rTfa-9aCTYg
i should play this at the next normie party i go to
V A P O R W A V E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
oh shit
the demo
Yeah it's on PS4 right now, will come out for Xbox and PC sometime later
i thought it was an e3 demo? people are streaming it?
That's the first path
im confused
s
I've just been swapping around twitch stream
???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAdJiH2RkuM
which demo are you watching?
tense situation is way better scary than jump horror scary
the trailer they showed seemed really silent hill
It's like more tense situation than jump horror
because they dont play like the origninals
yeah. ive only played the the newer ones which werent scary at all and are "bad resident evil games"
's nothing really scary...
lol I've watched the demo at least 75+ times, there
Oh that game looks scary
resident evil 7
lmao
ayyy
What are we replying to?
but this demo is great
I haven't played any re lol
never played others
re5 was bad
i only started with re4, which i loved
you
who's been obsessing over re7
Holy fuck he just told me I was strong
Tbh wish they would give dany similar screen time to bran. She's barely ever even naked any more
Hate how they stopped showing bran story/his visions. Gotta take time to butcher arya and tyrion instead
LOL I know
Yo what a fucking tease that was earlier
Yeah. Tbh I'm surprised they haven't shown much of the tower yet
Which will also probably happen episode 10
I think Bran's whole story line existence is confirming Jon's parents
Oh ok
They're doing two 8 episode seasons I think
Mb 2
I think they only have one season left
Tbh I don't see how bran can play a role this season. I feel like hes gonna fuck everybody up next season
Lazy show
Yo why the fuck no stone heart
Yeah i think the entire ep is that battle
I think episode 9 is gonna be battle at winterfell though
Yeah. Probably gonna blow up the church before hand which blows up the whole city and tommen. Then Jaime kills her as prophecied
Tbh just want lady stone heart
GoT episode 9 is the hype episode
And then she burns kings landing or something
Fml
Prob the trial
This is the next to last
Wtf this is the last episode?
Next got gonna be so lit
Same
Omg what am I supposed to live for one game of thrones and silicon valley end this season?
Hey, fucks. This guy
same
Hey fuck, you man
hey, fuck you man
Hey fuck you man
Oh, fuck that kim
oh fuck that kim
Kim comes back from the Philippines tomorrow
whats a kim?
Whenre you gonna tell Kim the bad news?
whats a ig
follbro for follbro
He has like an 760 squat at 189 pounds
Aww
Do I go thank him or something
There's a really strong guy here at the gym and I followed him on IG and then he followed me back
Guys I'm so potato rn
can i get a nug
Can I get a dub?
omg Brandon deals
No but you can give it to me
yo joey can i get my dad a bunch of weed shaped like a sword?
Hey Varun is C I N D Y left to Yosemite yet
O H F U C K
Wish it was the kid that got nailed with the mouthpiece
How did you get a picture of my C I N D Y?
Holy fuck tableau is pissing me off. Fucking GUIs
Yeah. At KP they have bottles shaped to swords and guns lol
Is that a thing?
In the shape of a sword, hopefully
Getting my dad a bottle of tequila for Father's Day
I'll say
it was supposed to be a pokemon battle but something else came out
Lmfao I fucking can't
Wtf
http://www.riffsy.com/image/5e035464cd6a9ab08c16890ebce698e1.gif
Do it Joey
I have a one on one with my manager at 2. Gonna tell him I'm bored out of my mind
Same
Fuck my life sucks
But I think I'm just testing an api
Oh shit getting moved to the A N G U L A R project
This talk is so boring David
Wat
We need to buy some GPUs boyz
I'm getting tensor flowed rn
David looking at his pho and reevaluating his decisions AMA
Called it
Also this pho is ass
interviewed him for his medium post?
And the guy who interviewed Varun is here
Nah I just like free food
Oh shit. Switching teams David?
This guy fucks... with us
We're at lunch with the data science team
Varun isn't giving context
Yo this vegan pho was really fuckin, fam
Was really fucking fam
This is the guy who tore my asshole apart @david
"was really fucking good"?
Wtf is wrf
Vegan pho? Sounds gross. Broths use fat for a reason
wtf is "wrf"
I need words longer than three letters, Vroom
Yo this vegan pho wrf fam
I'll see if I can find a cheap one
Vroom where can I get one them posture trainers?
And my first week ever working full time. I'm so nihilistic now.
you'll get through it
It's just this week B
;( I'm sorry man. Just try to get a new key made ASAP I guess
My mother brought me one of those portable gas tanks
Damn man. Were you able to call your insurance for gas?
So I lost my key to my car. My ex lost the spare she had to my car. I forgot my debit card at home yesterday so I couldn't get gas for my parents gas hog I'm borrowing. I ran out of gas this morning before I could even .get close to a gas station
What's going on man?
This is legit the worst week of my life omg. Everything is fucked
The new Khaled track with drake is so good
Gonna be a ton of good music this summer
1:44 of bliss
Why the JB remix of one dance gotta be so short
Just got off the bus so ducking early AMA
so fucking good
I mixed instant mac and cheese with some puffy fiery hot cheetos
HOLY SHIT MATT
club is spelled with k
oh fuck
I don't think I can fit it
this
koko klub
oh fuck i can get custom text on my singlet
Me irl
Apparently he went on to found that company that got acquired by square
This guy at the gym knows the guy who made quizlet lol
oh fuck those are on farms too
No
@Brandon wheelbarrow
is there a work out where you just roll the bar around instead of lifting it?
375 memes
Holy shit
I FUCKING PULLED 375
#pray
Guys I lost David
Don't be irate, add weight!
Don't be drull, pull!
I'm pulling today tho
Don't duress, press!
holy fuck
<3
Don't skulk, bulk!
thanks matt
Joey don't drift, lift!
AMA
I'm tired someone say something motivating to get me to go lift
Mfw David is a far danker memer than me
Also haven't seen
Im pretty sure it was born with youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
Varun has never watched Shoes
That we could also profit from through scummy microtransactions
We could G A M I F Y it and make the kickback they get be in game currency
SAME
totally innocent btw
I'd like to use the cluster to calculate my new startup "arr emm dash arr eff forwardslash"
Switch majors then. You're now our legal guy
legal nightmare lol
K guys let's make a start up. Allow people to sign up to add their phone to a cluster. People pay to use this cluster and the phone people get a small cut somehow.
throwing errors is the only listener you need
how tf do I reimplement that lol
When you need listeners but don't know what to call it to Google it
'throw new Redirect("/")' will send client to '/'
oh i was gonna say that doesn't sound ridiculous
That's so hot
wtf
that it catches... to do things other than execptions...
This framework has classes extending exception
jesus h christ
Tfw bugs don't have points
I only have 3 points this sprint
The words are so weird
People that don't know wtf agile is would read this and be so confused
My lead is gone and so is one senior engineer
Wtf
Points
so I might take his lots
And now he's F U C K E D
But he got a spike
Even the other engineer doesn't have enough work
No we don't software engineer or develop anything
They actually don't haha
or they actually just don't have a lot of work
Lol
2 weeks but they're coddling varun imo
Basically sprint is what I gotta get done for two weeks
NIGGGA u guys Agile
Sprints*
Springs are usually short distances
Tickets to what?
We don't have too much to do this sprint
I have no more tickets tho
Same TBH
idk about vbaby
i actually do work its just when i don't im talking to you kokos
Assert your dominance on the load test
Load test
Yeah all the time
Tbh I don't know how to load test and haven't done work this entire sprint
Get paid shitton/hr< Go to kickoff events< Play FIFA< Don't work<
do you?
Lmao no
Do you guys ever work?
David wanna Fifa
10/10 koko
lol
no ones here
idk whats going on
duh
you gotta ctrl-a first
LOL poor Matt
mfw ctrl+c ctrl+v doesn't work
$11.50?
> just go to SF tech parties > paid $12/hr
B A C K E N D
same
>just copy pasted
>not actually written a line of code
A lot changed from play 1 to play 2 though, so I'll probably end up having to look at the http headers and figure out how to reencode everything anyway
>be me
how do people find these frameworks?
thats how 90% of devs do it
I mean unless I just Ctrl c ctrl v...
I have to reimplement this whole file
Gotta double check your work. That's fine
Basically yes
this is double parsing the json?
describe how this brings you suffering?
"// Stupid Facebook returns JSON with the wrong encoding"
My phone isn't showing me line numbers
the sh*t i put up with fixing bugs and un-deprecating old features
Look at line 173
https://github.com/playframework/play1/blob/7dcda9599d532542b17ae10d591d8a76f5e464fd/framework/src/play/libs/OAuth2.java
I still don't think I fully understand it
I literally didn't know anything about blockchain until 30 min ago
Ya but I thought it might be worth
Wtf paid meetup
B L O C K C H A I N
N I C E U R L
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/inside-blockchain-the-hyperledger-project-tickets-25705950189?utm_campaign=RocketSpace+Corporate+Services&utm_medium=email&_hsenc=p2ANqtz--idHB8pf3-O-CkfyY4e0r-4qj0VEBArBFVeJqI_ilOO6xAb8jLKwtclCVLKNKrEa3radf0jp5rcNpf-KL2zHx7QbQ8wxdoKMAdLhNCna8Dy0GDmPE&_hsmi=30662831&utm_content=30662831&utm_source=hs_email&hsCtaTracking=7895be32-1424-4b5e-8a6b-c2b1871844f0%7C67f50105-157f-4810-ace7-128876081fa5
Lmao
Same
🤔
TBH don't even know if we're official
Haha nah
Facebook official?
My slut TBH
S L U T L U T
She's going on a trip with her family this weekend
Ugh
Maybe some time next week
When are you seeing her again
Gotta to easy at first fam
You don't already do it? Wtf
...
I'll do it next time
Jesus that's kinky
YOU DID YOU DID
TELL ME WHO WON IIDATA
Lol fuck
Vroom do you assert your dominance to Cindy by reminding her you won iidata a lot?
Jesus Christ that sounds awful
After lunch no-one really cares
Right so I have to take lunch before 4 hours otherwise my manager gets in trouble
Lunch is different from those breaks
Lot of people walk the trail but idk why they spend so much time on break
Walk on trial idk
Lunch
What are you supposed to during these breaks
That's the way the pod naps
Lame
No lol
Or nap tubes
No?
Lol what
Does powerschool have nap pods
Gimme dat 30 minute minimum break every 4 hours fam
Workers rights
Lol no
PowerSchool has a union
Wtf
Stuck on union mandated break another 15 minutes ama
Greasy pizza fingers
Oops
I fucking forgot my credit card at home. Im gonna die
So I won't be an employee for another 3 weeks
Hr had a "glitch"
Wow
When they'd rather guess at outliers for every metric
Just gotta disrupt them fam
Just people that use excel things
Sighhh I was actually writing R code the last two days to find outliers. Seems they're just going to ignore it
Jalapeños
You bet your ass they are
Are those maple donuts with bacon and green onions?
Snaps incoming
And a donut
Lmao dbaby sneak me a mimosa
That's what I'm saying
Do you guys ever work?
Relevant
Tryna get drunk on mimosas to ease the pain
Don't know what to talk about
Launch party for a feature I didn't even work on
lol
https://youtu.be/a9O2FGri0Ug
This gonna be us at the well next semester
Yo Matt
<3
FOSSIL <3
Me when I hang out with you guys
o h f u c k
yea
David did you sign up for the Airbnb thing
fur sure
Let's grab some beer sometime David
Yea
cause i love lagunitas
has anyone ever called you joey lagunitas
A D D E D Y O U
yeah thats a pretty generic name
davidjudilla lol
so i dont even try with no d anymore
david whats ur snap
it was taken for gmail
lmao]
u lifting bbaby
cuz thats who i had added lmao
was brandonsherman taken?
daS H E R M I N A T O R
brandondsperman
brandondsherman
what is it
thought i did
wtf
you dont know david. you never even added me
i'll say
aw shit forgot forgot to say my arm looks big in that snap
In the dishwasher one I say "lacklicklasterlacklackluster drain cover"
lacklicklicklasterlicklacklustercupdraincover.biz.uk
I'll retype it here so you don't have to keep going through it
However it's spelled in that one vid
What's it really called?
koko.io
Do you have a special code for a discount on the licklacklickclustlicklack?
thats a funny way to spell lifting
Mother fuck
yeah
LMAOOOO
Did you go for a run
David you fuck
boogie2988?
>when cousins says I'm his friend
Rookie mistake
I think I got too many beefy crunch burritos
Fuck
Holy fuck. When the habanero sneaks up on you
🏽🏽
Can the URL be suplexdotio.io
Nah. Or C O U C H C O D E S U P L E X D O T I O
. C O M
Sup family. Anyone down to M E E T U P this weekend?
Me irl
https://www.airbnb.com/meetups/esxeqwx3x-production-infrastructure-airbnb
There's a spark edx class starting right now ish
Lame
watching a beginer lift weights is like watching a baby whale try to unbeach itself LOLL
damn matts ready to get B I G
Z Y Z Z
if any of you fams want me to teach you to lift i gotu <3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehdMKIMLFY
Nice snap story Mbaby
My current life AMA
http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4142
My future irl
By the time I got to Palo alto after work the party would be over
Prob the ability to leave whenever I want
What do you lose from going full time?
Goodbye intern privileges
I might have to request to leave early
Fuck I'll be an employee by then
Music and networking
So like
When I say party it's a Silicon Valley party
>who even am I
Suplexio pitch time
>sac intern
>be me
For interns
It's just a party at a VC
🤔🤔
Ya
Us
What even is it
Any adderall tho
My brother has all sorts of meds tho
I got a ticket to this thing
Fuck
Nah I'm just in middle school
Do you have any adderall tho
Yo
Palo Alto? I'd just talk to some Folsom high schoolers if I wanted Adderol
A hyperlink
What is this
GO GO GO GO
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/accel-backyard-bash-2016-tickets-25440368828
Who the fuck is brian
Nah Brian
?
R O H I T
I mentioned C O U C H C O D E R
One of the new interns here was one of the guys that ran hack Davis
I could change them but that's too much work
A3 and A4 are pointing to different regions that I don't need
A3
Time for memes till one is free
When all the servers are full and u can't deploy ur build :'(
I didn't know for sure what she was getting at till near the end
When your boss spends ten minutes explaining z scores.
Gotta avoid neck hickies fam. Get them on your pecs
It's been around the block already, fam
This meme will change the world forever
Today we're introducing a new meme
LOL
Covers hickies
He's not Steve jobs
Shoyldve worn a turtleneck
https://youtu.be/HlgDbTpFYJc?t=25s
Holy moly
Minutes
And I have to introduce my self to all of engineering in 5 knifes
Hickies
Guys I have 20 huskies
Yes
Oh that's even better
What went down with you?
Oh fuck your name being Varun tricked me
IT WENT DOWN LAST NIGHT
GUYS
They're fine IMO. If it was bad it would have been bad this week
http://www.piedpiper.com/app/themes/pied-piper/dist/images/interface_large.jpg
Idk
Is she like an even more insane Miley Cyrus during shows?
Dude Sasha grey is gonna be lit
Lol with the emote set to this I can't tell if you're using it as the standard use or you're like preach on
These are my actual thoughts at work. I can sit at a stupid desk when I'm dead
Joey going to dat Sasha grey show
You wasted your life. But if you go into hella debt early and expect old you to pay it off and then die at 55 then you win
What if you save your whole life for retirement and die at 55
Oh fuck oldfag dropping the knowledge
Get easy money now while you're young. Have your old self work to support your young self. Your old self doesn't have energy to do anything anyway
Get your payday loans and crippling debt here
Ask Matt for a loan. He's got stacks on stacks on stacks
Tomorrow fuck
Pay day bless up
Which is hopefully tomorrow
I only payed a portion of my rent for June so I'm tryna get paid and finish that off
Not bad. I get my own room and the roommates aren't bad
so hows the place youre staying at david
third one is like the worst storyline and shit. imo. but the best "film"
fuck
yeah im pretty sure shes reading an old boook?
its the best
yo besides the third one being the worst
It's the best one tbh
is it good
Dude the goblet of fire movie
my facebook feed would be non stop harry potte
i dont believe that shit for a second
i've only seen the first HP movie AMA
yo wtf
There's a new Harry Potter book til
what new harry potter book?
LOLL
For God sakes she read the new Harry Potter book all day waiting for this meetup
my real life dream is varun reminds her that we won iidata all the time
yeah for data science meetup at Twitter
prob talking about machine learning or some nerdy shit
oh fuck. you actually got to hang out with her and shit today eh?
lol
They're both pretty dorky so
ok gn pamilya
a potato
i hope hes not
Ye
Y E A H
oh shit is cindy "crashin" at his place rn?
He's probably fine
1 = 1 do well vbaby
I actually took nyquil cuz I'm sick
i hope varun is doing well
i didnt take the nyquil though
saame
lol
night fams
just took a shot of nyquil to help me sleep cause i can't escape the crippling depression of life
idk lol
well
>dont tell people about the going ons in my life cause i just dont feel like it >weeks go by >should probably tell them >dont want to hear "you never tell me stuff" if i do tell them >just never tell them
Sounds healthy
jesus
i could carry this lie my whole life
Its gonna happen eventually fam
"why did you wait so long to tell us?" "are you ok?" "other stuff that a parent would say"
Just tell them if they ask
idk
How so
thats unreasonable
Is it not simple to just tell them?
nice snap j-bear
>be me >single for close to 2 weeks >still haven't told parents >need favor that i would never need if not single >what do i do?
cindy be like
Was it Varun
Hahahha
Lol
holy shit someone fainted from how hardcore this data science meetup was
Meme
I mean
So one of my friends apparently does research in the bio department doing real science. Should talk to him about getting his teacher to talk to us or something. I'm sure they have some kind of data or do some stats
We're here
I'm just done working haha
Ah true
This thing is at 6 tho
Let's meet by 2nd and market
K
Wanna meet on market?
Gonna grab Cindy
David I'm rolling out
Pleb
I got branches on branches
Like
So rekt right now
Git fucked?
guess its just me and cindy
I'm so git fucked
Life goals >Own house >Own jacuzzi >Work remotely or for myself
Full time is fucking brutal
I just wanna go home lmao
Same dude
Man. Working sucks. I'm just gonna be an eternal student
Maybe they're better for rough roads
P much
San Francisco
with the big ass wheels
whats up with people riding razor scooters
i need to poop in insolation
O H F U C K
I've shat on your floor at least 2 times now
Shitting on your floor David
yeah donate blood tbh
tbh
TBH
or or or or or ?
Hi I'm Dave and I like to party
Can have a party at jenpais if she can and then one at my place which will be better anyway...
Sushirito and philz with Cindy
Where'd you go?
Why?
Took an hour and a half lunch AMA
I just miss U fuckbois
Dude I'm down for whatever
Vroom you want to have two parties on separate weekends? 😎
Fml
Find annotation to do it for me
Spend hours making a web filter to reserialise incoming JSON
Be me
2015
Lol
So powerschool is into child labor?
not same tbh
Nah that isn't even close to my hankerings
InNOut Animal fries fam
I'm going with David. I think he's guiding me true with mcdees
Yourself?
I may or may not have heard about a new hire at a company I have worked for or am currently working at who may or may not be around the 8th grade.
stacks on stacks on stacks
at least you beat her afterward
god damn ten hours?? no wonder you payed 3 stacks
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/4/45/GirlsGirls-GTAV.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130923035501
? a pre coitus cig?
whats the first cig:
hahaha
jesus matt
✊😈🐕🐕🕝🕦⛲
"A Night on the Town"
can i get bk chicken fries and macDees crack fries?
thats pretty gross
my dog is just hiding these gross chicken tendies.
fuck everything about that
dude fuck that
i cant imagine whats in those things
1.29 chicken nuggets at BK tho
o
:(
i cant be fucked either
probably but i cant be fucked
same tbh
i think i could eat innout everyday for the rest of my life
is there an innout in sf?
fuck i want innout
truuu
If I were you I'd say screw it and get animal fries instead
but they also have actual tendies
ya
the cicken fries?
but they're still 0/10 compared to mom's
BK has moderate chicken tendies, the most tendie you'll get from a fast food
@matt what do you think
MickeyDs prob
but from where
not really
same thing
just get some nugs
bro that doesnt help at all
all fast food tendies are trash imo
i have a mom. i dont live with my mom
oh fuck
Oh duck that got real
what fast food place has the best chicken tendies?
theyre just old
well i dont have a mom so they werent a reward
what happened
wasted good boy points?
i am so fucking sad about these chicken tendies
americanpiestream?
livestream?
:(
made some chicken tendies. theyre hella bad
also replace the after coitus cigarette with hookah
yeah
does the dog mean doggy
story of vroom that night told by emojis
its going down
holy shit
Haha she's staying over boyzzzz
is she writing another 10 page response to the simple question of if she wants to crash or not
🤔
Haha nah not yet
She respond? Hello??
Lmao
Uber
Fuck u
Can I crash vbaby? The Muni is scary at night
oh neat
Data science at Twitter
what event are you going to?
W A N N A C R A S H
He took both of our shakra
coincidence that the next time vroom sees cindy after i break up he kisses her? doubtful
Meme too thanks
That makes me angry.
My supervisor uses caps lock even for one letter. She messes up consistently too. I've got a hard life
Oh man. It's not an age thing then?
Same
Am I just too old for Snapchat? It's ui/ux constantly pisses me off
Still needs 10 years
Oh fuck
My dad still doesn't deserve fathers day
And all my friends are coming back too
Shit
Father's Day tho
M A Y B E
Gonna see C I N D Y that weekend
Anyways
Jesus lol
I'm going home next weekend ANYWYAS
Duck that took so long to type
HOLY FUCK
Also fuck everything the CDT meet up is the day I'm picking Kim up from SFO
Holy fuck it might work
That's the plan 🤔
🤔🤔🤔
🤔🤔🤔🤔
you should offer your place if she wants to stay over
Maybe
Idk yet lol.
Vbaby is Cindy coming tomorrow's
Nishantt needs to come with us to lunch because he forgot his bade lols
U
David where I at
They should allow the pied piper streaming on the hooli app store
Or iOS
Lol
only watchable on safari
Why would I watch that
Apple Dev confrence
What's a wwdc
iMessage bots
You guys watching WWDC
That coffee scene.
Oh jizzackets
Oh fuck Kims about to get tatted
part of the fairy tale
pied piper
Why are there rats on the sleeves
same tbh
We need jackets like theirs
I'm telling you
Same tbh
doin' it now
I tried but it wasn't out yet earlier today
AMA
Did you fams watch SV yet
Jizz-ackets
We should get data science
Hey guys
me trying to get thru life tbh
https://www.facebook.com/gymmeme/videos/1143847115652526/
It's musical genius the world isn't ready for
ha ha ha ha ha ha lpllplplplplplpl
Alllsaaa haauuueeeyyaaaa Yaka schohhhhh da antu bistuuuu
Yea
which song? 7th element?
lol
When you play vita's at a normie party
I'll likely work through the puzzle / team with my HS friend Amit, but if y'all are going to work toward the puzzle too I don't mind collaborating.
Jsut wanna go once
Oh shoot.
Speculating off registration dates
The HackMIT puzzle will likely take place late first/second week of July if not late late June
nothing really
What are the consequences of having that happpen
Not like what does getting your thingy merged
What does that mean?
Boyz
Oh fuck Matt got us in boy
AMA
My pull request for the HackMIT website was merged
YEEAH BOIIIS
Almost wanted to add Thierry but then decided it would take too long for him to get it
show off our team skills
We should add recruiters
Is like pure cancer
Adding someone to this
Lol I was just thinking
So when we get more Data Science peeps we're making a new group chat right lol
>tfw fossil
5th grade
Yeah well I WAS IN 6TH GRADE
Holy fuck he isn't even kidding
I was in preschool
topmeme
Were you even alive when 9/11 happened
I heard ass eating changed drastically after 9/11
God dammit
That's like fuckboi level 50
Imagine poopie being shoved down into ur urethra like spaghetti that you have to pass later
Holy shit omg
Yeah idk I just did it so I can say I eat ass
LOL listen
Nigga u ate the pooper
You said it was gross cuz I wanted to try putting it in the pooper
I haven't done it in like 3 years tho
It's not bad tbh
story time?
LOL
Joey
6 real people is a funny way to spell Jory
Lol holy shit
Same
>me not being ugly >any year
>2016
>a good picture of me
B B Q A S P A R A G U S
I spy some
Tfti
Fuck
Already used it
I'll go lift with u
Do you have a guest pass at your 24
Hey
Oh fuck it's zyzz
G Y M
Did someone say
Wait
Haha yeah that one came out cool.
I liked the earth bender one
Yeah. Say were gonna be like a class or something
Yeah that was something...
No an irl friend
Should I write a medium post about scaling our culture at data science club
Another imaginary friend?
Fucking spent 1 hour in the park making reverse snap chats with my friend
Might go lift now but I'm tired AF
Nope didn't gym today
Ah shit same joke again fam
lol
Does it mistakenly count wrist movin up and down as a step?
You hit the gym broheim?
Fuck I'm still trying to hit 10
David I got 14k steps today
u ded
Damn I didn't drink much water today ahha
>Not being entitled enough to demand filter
I drink tap water and I turned out great!
>Folsom
haha
>doesn't drink tap water
Bruh that sounds you gonna die fam
>Folsom
..
Water filter here is broken and tap tastes like Satan AMA
MATT. NO.
bruh I got 4 cases of sodie pops for $14
You drinking water Matt
Haha yeah. Me and David are trying to each get 10k steps a day
Did you get fitbits from work or something?
But my bits never fit
My bit's already fit
And compete with me and David
Yo you guys should get fit bits
this
Because the only people who use flash are those relient on DRM
Has to be against reverse engineering right
Exploits that Flash devs can use against end users?
Protecting against new exploits?
Is it security to protect the End-User or to protect against reverse-engineering?
Why does Adobe Flash have so many security updates?
Me irl
When you lose a hackathon you didn't try to win
the guys body though
im fine with the music
dude I've been watching various Opera 2 concerts all day
matts lab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WVDSoNW_4I
no shredded is being fucking shredded
shredded is really drunk?
lets get fuckin shredded
were gonna fuckin kil these events together
dude
my zyzz sickcnt dance will be him walking down the bleachers at the point i linked
i guess that makes sense cause john travolta isnt 80
same
set in the 50s p sure
aesthetics tricked me fam
seems like it was just yesterday
are you serious
lol
>mfw grease wasnt made in the 50s
holy shit
same ill say tbh
https://youtu.be/HlgDbTpFYJc?t=25s
11 on the streets 12 in the sheets
>being 11
>2015
i thought you were 12?
never been more glad to be 11
"Hey Matt show me how you make memes"
even when matt meets him
http://lambgoat.com/news/26772/ex-Champion-True-Identity-singer-accused-of-being-child-predator
Gotta keep Matt away from him
I'll say
when you meet him and hes like
When you find out the singer of the band you got your tattoo of is a child predator
they just got a kill too
:(
jk they got the first drag
You shut your mouth
clg bout to get perfect gamed
A E S T H E T I C
But that ie6 support tho
http://wcerfgba.github.io/AESTHETIC.css/
Lmfao wtf
ide
did i just find my idea...
http://spacemacs.org/
so how long till cindy meets your 2 life goals?
yeah \
So you're 100% new job now
Oh okay
old job
What job
driving back and forth 6x longer than time at work
Wait what
15 minutes
i got to work, cleaned my desk, turned in badge, and left
At least u guys got rubies
lazy af
How's your day been fam
as in varuncindy
oh
Cuz I'm Varun get it
Ya lol
as in venture capital?
what?
VC AMA
O H F U C K.
got her hooked fam
v+c
Memes need to be shared fam
y
And third floor meme
I told her about Spider-Man of onions ahaha
Haha it was kinda awkward TBH. I was going for a quick kiss and she went for a longer one lol
did it suck?
H O L Y F U C K
Kissed her AMA
Went well haha
how are the stars fam?
I can finally Un mute you guys lol
me_irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnM5M_UJtN0&feature=youtu.be
last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m-vVKHideI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://youtu.be/_HQh29nQcvs
His slower classical ones are crazy too
Vitas is great
matts_snapchat_irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HLrXlfa9i4
About to sip some P R E W O R K O U T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2mmM-kN1I
THE_MOST_ME_IRL_YET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3yNGU0L2E&feature=youtu.be
google drive does that
Despite its negative-sounding name, git blame is actually pretty innocuous; its primary function is to point out who changed which lines in a file, and why. It can be a useful tool to identify changes in your code. To use git blame on GitHub: Navigate to a repository, and click on a file that you're interested in.
whats it do
I'm really feeling it rn
never heard of git blame
You git blame it all on me
back
mbaby come
lol
ask forgiveness not permission
and see if anyone thinks its me
hey joey can i make that my profile pic
AMA
gonna gaze some stars?
Popping at save mart
In Davis ama
we gotta talk shop
matt whered you go
between .129 and .138
never mind i can find out myself
whats bac is the balmer peak again?
banned for using a 5 min timer
but look at us now
yes
cause it also gave you jungle timers and stuff
i think that was curses voice chat thing?
what?
then people got banned and shit
but i never used it
I remember something vaguely familiar
?? do you know if thats true?
also apparently discord was made for league? and their shitty no built in voice chat
from silicon valley
ask monica
why do people use slack when you can use discord
michael cera <3
https://discord.gg/0148kRYx9ygSIR8Rw
you need to give us an invite link i think
MOTHERFUCK JINYANG
join discord suplexio
through discord
text2speech
or
^
discord
whats the hip way to do voice calls rn
at 6 fam
gonna start on my S T O R Y
https://github.com/MatthewMerrill/suplexjs/invitations
lets make some fucking story points bros
whos the scrum master
so when's standup?
ty <3
I gotchu
invited to shit posts but not suplexstars
@j-cat you watch bro science youtube channel?
its matts privates
yeah
not the gdrive
do we have a github for suplex starz
tell me how it goes
what do you think david
@j-cat should i use fireball instead of milk for cereal?
capturing mouse movement, just need to do socket.emit("move", data) with the theta to mouse as the data
Controls
and webapping in general
oh
idk. you're more up to date on the projects status
but i dont think he does
What are my options
gimli wants to
lol
well
they dont sprint in lotr
LOTR
assign me a story for this sprint
yo matt
DA BEST
platform team fam.
and they didnt invite me wow
Everyone's drinking whiskey
Yeah I'm about to dip David
Lol fuck
damn. and vroom thinks koko looks smug
Joey irl didn't turn out
fuck
🤔 🏽
G L O R Y D A Y S
raise your muscles if you remember when ayylien didnt look like shit
LOL
fucking joey
holy shit
The group chat didn't last 10 minutes before becoming a meme
we should do something tonight if we want to do anything this weekend
guys im going to a party tomorrow night
fking vroom vroom
what a fucking slacker
v-baby left already?
we're getting thai food cause im broke
cinday
David needs to ask my about backend stuff but i already left to see
we were all varun for like a day
w0w
like a week
how long have i been varun
fuck
sorry Varun
this is a bad path
stop
guys
rn
make me want to die
dude my old conversations
damn dude I opened messages.html and it popped open to this cringey AF creep message time of my life
kokos dont show up
even if i copy and paste directly from the page
like 5 kokos
its just empty even though it should be
no that's straight up HTML huh ll
wtf lol XML?
top is more recent stuff
what does the data look like?
but with usage of kokos
i was gonna make a word cloud type thing
FUCK MY BIG DREAMS ARE RUINED
even in raw text emotes dont show up
fml
iamtheonepercent
shit
i dunno yet
What's the percentages for people sending messages in this group
this group chat is only 1/4 of all my messages
honestly surprised
shortly afterward I gave him advice on what specs to look for in a Minecraft server lol
That's July 2012
what's the difference
not high school
also i feel like that was a few months ago
is a bitch
wow p
Who is P and A
P: On a related note, you *are* going to the party tonight, right? A: What Party? Me: party? P: At the library. Matt's not invited. Check your email. Me: Ill just sit around at home finishing my bukkit plugin... and updating my mods...
holy shit lol
Shut up Brandon an endless legend Sherman
rejected
Lol
maybe if i look at it as raw text
emojis dont show up in the thing you download
fml
Too much Work
scroll
If I'm on my phone
How can I view my old messages
does this look like a male
from a male?
here let me forward it
Yeah no. Only got one shirtless pic
Jesus
If I went back and looked they'd all get arrested for sending nudes to a minor
you probs had all the honies sending you pics
lol
if he looks at his old facebook convos
matt will get arrested for cp
Holy shit s a v a g e a f
In those HS panties
ayyy
🤔🤔
Aren't you still in HS
I wanna see my fucboi conversations from back in the day
I don't even want to look at mine
Oh fuck
:(
holy shit my high school conversations
https://www.facebook.com/help/www/405183566203254
Oh it might be included
i think you guys will like it if i can get the stuffs
ive got big dreams
fuck
I'd say web scrape is your best bet
If you go deep in your settings there's a place to download a bunch of your personal data I think? That one's likely not going to give you messages tho
might still work tho
its "deprecated"
and you'd be rate limited
You could use the graph api but not sure if that lets you search messages
do you know if thats a thing?
how to pull all the data from a fb conversation?
hey matt
Me too, thanks
Palo Alto?
Oh fuck
Robot or Matt bot?
Maybe it'll show up on ur news feed
I just said I was "going"
Bot Hackathon
Using your nickname as the message
>🤔
>be me
Lol joey
🤔
Wait wrong link
Book 2 of the data science library
UCDavis ride sharing on a weird mobile facebook?
No
Did the link work?
It's lit
wat
https://m.facebook.com/groups/243044995791686?_rdr#!/events/493024247566361?acontext=%7B%22ref%22%3A3%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&aref=3
Also horseshoes and a basketball hoop at my plaxe
My profile picture
Endless legends
What's the story behind
Hey
Ty
Joey irl
We're taking that picture boyz
O H F U C K.
O H F U C K
You can order fam
I'm about to pass out from hunger
Are you here yet
Fuck was driving. Be there soon
I'm getting stood up AMA
mm
Do you think its bm to order food
:O
Losing all my gains
Sigh I'm so hungry
?
he fall asleep on the
Do something
lolwut
Matt help pls
Hey bbaby comeon I'm hungry
Hurry up man it's packed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfFWkoP4bv0
Only have 2 stories this sprint
Gonna go there and wait
Wake up, B!
Lol sigh
(the one near me that is)
I'm like 50/50 on heading to Rubios too
Bbaby wake up
Prob gonna leave at 11;45
k
Not Baja Fresh
Rubios
Rubies
Sorry
Wait
which one do you want j-fish
yeah but you said baja
Or Baja Fresh!
Isn't that what you said
Wing stop?
j-bear where do you want to go?
Same
B say something
K
Lunch after ?
I'm in meetings till noon
Bboy
Sigh lol
Something something birth canal
Don't go boating anytime Joey
Oh fuck
When u find out ur gf is savage
have you considered not puking irl?
topkek
Is me irl
Puking
That anime girl
Hey that was me
MFW
p sure
thats the worst meme
The Spider-Man of toilets?
What are u
an*
holy fuck >brandon the endless legend
hahahahah
Listen
dont be pc to me
hey
You don't know fam
Hey
sheltered asian girls.
V
Lol I haven't
To get the C
thats two movies
It'll just take time
youve seen superbad too right?
Bruh
never seen it :(
Vroom watch Ghostbusters again
fml
yeah but you dont have the key
That's one movie that came out before I was born that I have seen
if you still want that
is it cuz cindy has a lock on her vagina
im cool with baja
I'm the key master are you the gate keeper
oh
L O L
Going
you also need to fix wending
Bbaby
BbbBu are wending to wing stop
shit that doesnt work at all
varun + cindy emoji
all about that farm life
🚜 my emoji apparently
that isnt even close to the same hat
Racist
Ravishingly
oh shit
oh FUCK
varun emoji
Fuck
not gonna get over that
LOL joey emoji
joey emoji
oh shit its the same
lemme double check
one sec
its a box
🤔
what is it
🤔
got that sweet new profile pic
sup fam
oh nice
pushing to CC
oh fuck i want cereal
up guys
pretty similar night for us
i just finished eating fruity pebbles
hmm
I started working on it when I sent that StackOverflow link and JUST got the base case working
screw everything about viewports
damn thats like the best stackoverflow answer ive ever seen
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/16919601/html5-canvas-camera-viewport-how-to-actally-do-it
>aghhh the bachmanity
>when yash thought u were bachman
That's how the Matt Merrills
>when yash thought i was 19
lol
AMA
Now he's saying I look 5
I should of said that fuck
did you sign an nda first?
someone just asked me if I can hack a lawyer at the bar AMA
you saw that thing on reddit huh
since when is seinfeld not on netflix
WTF
car
@j-bird whats a rubicon
yeah
so rendering will just consist of a viewport type transformation
We should think of player size and position in terms of the same game-world coordinates
going from game world coordinates to screen
Super chill here
We should get beers at rubicon
for rendering
ive only reviewed my notes from 133
push to couch coder too
I'll push whatever i currently hav
i don't think so
have you worked anymore on suplex.io?
are mateys
are
do you mean aren't?
Their side projects are things like suplex.io
how do people work full time and still give a shit about side projects?
Something like that
35?
28, right?
Would have but he's not legal age for presidenting
same
I put matts name down on my ballot
Hillary is good at campaigns
who makes the software campaigns use for texting and notifications and such
In the***
Ya
New Rick Ashley music video?
And it's like... Feather punches but they fall over
The angels "fight" the brutes
I'm the Angels by my side vid
What fight scene Matt?
New Rick Astley album!
cli -- cli with links -- gui ?
Yes
What's the scale of "gui"
Its such a GUI
Finally got "trained" for tableau.
same, tbh
You'd have to drink like 3 sodas an hour at least to make up for your 1 1 5 0 / H R
It's all about that paycheck going to company sodas life
I had two today
Ugh there isn't a cup o Joe for like a mile here
I'm just drinking all of the sodas here
$5.75 in PS pay that is
lol $5.75 worth here
You gotta slack off more
0 fam?
$5.75 worth?
0
How much time on the toilet have you put in today?
same
That's a valuable thing to do fam
Minus the desk thing
Same
All I've accomplished is turn my desk into a standing desk
done nothing today AMA
Sure
W I N G S T O P
Same
Niggga I'm brown
Rascist
That's rascidy
And fresh
Cause I'm Mexican
Yo lets go to Baja Fresh
Jk
At international and zinfandel
Eat
I ♥ teriyaki?
Eat
What
Where we getting lunch tomorrow
Hey bboy
It's awful
Nope
Did you guys have to watch hr training videos?
LOL
holy shit /r/nba has memes
LOL
https://streamable.com/abl3
Aww when you aren't tagged in jenpais post
Cya in dream land
*counts group members*
i have like 4 friends
holy fuck the guy next to me at work looks like gilfoyle
why
that's what i'ts not relevant
omg yo uhave no friedns
when it becomes relevant
smh when u niggas making a venmo
uranerd
you already know
jesus christ vroom
H U M A N C E N T I P E D E
What the fuck are you nerds taking about
Uh idk lol
did the zodiac killer eat his victims?
So C K T is what I'd do
Ah. Well I'd like to see the Cruz's murder victims slowly chain down into K and T
i was just listing the options
no that wasnt the order id put them in
Trumps so rich he's probs got a p clean asshole
I'd reverse trump and Cruz I think
trump kashich cruz
thats not the game vroom
Bang Monica forsure
Male Clinton, female Clinton, Monica Lewinsky
obama, bush, male clinton
Too dank
which 3?
But three different cindys
Cindy Cindy cindy
lol
Nigga tf
uhh name three people
what the fuck
k guys lets play human centipede. its like fuck marry kill. but you pick who goes in front middle and last
if you miss 3 attempts in a single lift you 'bomb out' of the comp
No wonder the ruskis win
the federation sounds intimidating
there are 3 lifts, squat bench and deadlift. have 3 attempts at each
Ah that makes sense not to compete yet then
no, you only pay when you compete
Ah. And you don't already I imagine?
you have to pay the federation
ya
Oh I meant like entering as a participant
and wifi?
For competitions
J is there an entrance fee?
thats not the set meme
Eyeballs are so 2016
Thanks B, that's what I thought but wanted to check myself before I wreckt myself
why the fuck did you eyeball varun
Oh fuck my life
No it's a meme
Wait is your girls named Cindy too
why wouldnt you?
uhh true
function doIStillGiveCindyTheGiftIBoughtHerSinceWereStillTalking() { return ?????; }
but tbh i don't wanna comepete till i have a 1000 pound total
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh__tqg4tuA
powerlifting
Well all wear our club shirts Senpai
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpUrXJNcS_8
what is a competition like?
if i compete this year you guys gotta come watch
lol
no fun
not literally hella shits
i'm not doing this
what would you want
and they reward you with hella shits
so lets say you join this community garden. you gotta log like an hour a week of work at it
k FINE
thats what i care about
strength
what kind of things would gym people want to grow?
it was
looks pretty easy
ty zyzz
cause you can do this at a gym
speaking of fucking muscles. i hate that kaggle is called kaggle
Holy fuck Matt lmao
for gym people
im gonna make a community garden/farm thing
powerlifting/oly/strongman
Fucking muscles are the best muscles
not to mention people need gyms for certian sports
if you arent hitting a muscle while farming then its a stupid fucking muscle
but there are still muscles you won't be hitting
sure you can farm
um
go fucking farm or something
wtf is the point of gyms
yo ive got a serious only mildly trolling question?
sorry matt :( http://techcrunch.com/2016/06/08/tinder-discontinues-service-for-users-under-18/
varun you gotta go fishing for the body workout
You're like the Spider-Man of lifting
as well as front lat raises
you can also do shoulder press
since you have dumbbells
gonna attempt 350 deadlift on friday
you can do really close push ups
if you wanna work on triceps
oh ok
thats what id assume
Ya
what is rdl?
romanian dead lifts?
And RDLs with 40 lbs AMA
3 pushups is hardly a work out fam
Then C U R L S
I did 3 sets of push-ups. Normal wide and narrow
why dont you ask me?
i don't do bodyweight workouts, but you could do squats, pushups
Tfw no gym membership
Yo David and Joey give me body weight workouts
they go till like 5am
No dude I'm brown
have you ever even poker nighted famela anderson?
a couple hours isnt enough time
Ya I guess. I'll probably have a couple hours
I was thinking we could get food or dessert or something
poker night?
yeah
Idk famallama. Down to do something sat evening?
what do you want to do this weekend vroom?
i missed
i thought that was a surfer when it was small
Also I'm free to chill for a bit this weekend!
oh shit
then not making it a sub
i get more use out of making it a sub
no its not
Except your trunk is useless
Mini is cool
I'm saying the car looks like your mini
but itd make a terrible emoji too
I know
my mini isnt lame
It's like your mini ahha
yo this car is hella lame
theirs a blowjob joke in there
fuck
Then u die
Vaping blows up in ur mouth tho
LOL fuck
it is fun though
>be varun >talk shit about vaping everyday >go home and do the desktop version of vaping
It's so fucking bad for you tho
Lol I Ike it
>mfw
>hooka
>be not 2009
But it's literal cancer
yeah mine dont care either
I really like it
I've done it a couple times
Ugh >not having brown parents
fam youre a hookaher?
tbh my dad wouldn't care lol
When he went in I ran like fuck to hide all the Alc and hookah
Lol fuck my dad came in to our house to go to the bathroom
t
i still dont get i
Fucking nerds
when youre not supposed to
And everyone else didn't get it
They were like oh that's hella funny
fuck you guys wear the uniform together
Literally The only people to comment on it at the event were the black peoppe
Haha I'm wearing the shirt too!
Oh that was weird. Ignore this and the last
Wtf does it say I sent nah fam?
Lol Matt's wearing the shirt.
yo take a shot with me fam
but i'd rather just have a beer
i have coke for chase
fair enough
oh you need a mix or chase?
jenny is just spanish henny
but its too hard for rn
lol
lol
henny
you cant get drunk off jenny?
thats an alcohol
i only have henny
dont let your dreams be dreams
i wish
are you?
only like 3 drinks in
nah fam
are you drunk yet
phones missing
oh
his snap
?
matt S M A S H E D tonight
oh FUCK
and rap battles
he freestyles
yeah but instead of dancing like a sickcnt
thats not zyzz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulGaxBPk2jI
i suggest the juggalo video
hes my hero
you guys should watch joe goes
its not funny
no
was expecting something mildly funny
i didnt know
oh fuck the feels
zyzz - the legacy
and watch the first one
zyzz
er youtube
just gogole
me irl
yo whats a good a zyzz video?
Linting*
So we're listing for errors and transpiling some es6 code
They use some p cool tools like scss and we have a build step using gulp, if you know about that
oh thats cool
A lot of the app is backbone but it's easy to mix in react
nice
Ah shit. My pork is shitty
Pretty much any new feature is going to be written in react
React to what?
hows that working out for you?
david she said most teams are going to react
are you drunk tho
Fuck got some real instant ramen from an Asian market.
http://codepen.io/sdras/pen/dPqRmP
this is so sick
Good idea lol
Make a tinder account with your alt
Lol I have friends over and all they want to do is look at my alt Facebook account shitposts
Ohh her. Yeah that was dope
whoa
Nice profile pic Sarah drasner
With pure css
She made a website just for what good and bad animations are
https://www.linkedin.com/in/sarahdrasner?authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=jLNI&locale=en_US&trk=tyah&trkInfo=clickedVertical%3Amynetwork%2CclickedEntityId%3A37281496%2CauthType%3ANAME_SEARCH%2Cidx%3A1-1-1%2CtarId%3A1465438619516%2Ctas%3ASarah%20Drasner
Oh she's the animation chick
Oh I've probably seen her do a talk
talking about js animations
listening to a podcast and shes on it
oh, shes UX as zillow
Why?
I don't think so
do you work with Sarah Drasner?
david
yumm
It's all ogre
When you go shift to the next gear
Vroom
Same tbh
yes
Are you in the Philippines?
O
shes in the philipines
bruh
End your next sentence with two periods of she is
Is she looking over your shoulder rn
i met my bae on there
Just pulls everything from FB
yes it is
Ah tinders no fun
I feel like making a joke tindr
You suburb kids with no appreciation
Pfft
Lol gonna have to go with Jenpais
That or jenpais for the party?
It's lit
matt_irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnjLPXZIkQM
Everything's gotta go
no
Matt are you at powerschool?
Same tbh
Good visit famburguler
Hurry up fam I got work to do
I can't let anybody in fam
Let me into your golf course fam
Oh
I work like 5 minutes away
Shit. K I'm coming
Wtf are you even doing here lmao
I had a meeting lmao
I'm at hq5 now
You said you moved
Nigga
Hq1
In HQ5?
The visitor parking sidd
Which side are you on
I'm outside
It's too bright
Come outside fampire
What
Joey! Come out side
You ready to be a fuckin sick kunt brah?
That'll be u
"hey Matt, wanna get big at the well next semester?"
Matt wanna get big at the well next semester
Idk
Wait who
I feel like Texas is the best kind
Poke her? I barely even know her
What kind of poker
Oh shit poker night sounds hella fun
Poker
Some black jack
Tables
Play the
Could hit up S O U T H L A K E T A H O E
you do you tbh
Or should we include Matt?
Are we coin opping this weekend?
lol
Just gonna play hatoful boyfriend
And talk to randoms?
Im supposed to just be social all of a sudden?
Why can't all the girls I know break up at the same time as me?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yvHYWD29ZNY
Nordstrom rack man
gotta stock up Kohls coupons too
lol Kohl's clearance racks are decent tbh
We'd need to go B U D G E T S H O P P I N G. The prices you guys call cheap is like twice as much as I'd pay for something rn
G R A T S
H O L Y W E W L A D
About to go to the 4th floor of HQ1 moving the F U C K up
Get him some new outfits
Let's take Brandon shopping
Sighhh I need that hot line bling tbh
Oh actually on Wednesdays there are live bands at Palladio
S H O P P I N G
We should all go
Rich people shopping
The Palladio and Premium Outlets
Those are Rancho
None of those
What kind of strip
That the honeys in Folsom aren't in South Africa
There are two strip malls
what's your point
truuu
I thought the boy was in South Africa
Poo
South Africa
"hey Matt, where the honeys at in Folsom"
No... you'd have to be on the bridge and I don't think there's any pedestrian crossing bc bombs
Do you ever go to the dam and watch it flow?
There's a bowling lanes by a bar, the lake, trails, and that's about it tbh
"hey Matt, what's fun in Folsom"
Go check out the third floor
Oops sorry mispoke
Not much tbh
Being rich tbh
Matt what's fun in Folsom?
Holy fuck. They ruined ayylien
I'm a shit connoisseur
They aren't fine wine
You shouldn't save shit posts matt
this
Because I guess deluge means a downpour of shit
I think Matt is using it save all his favorite shit posts
What the fuck is this shitpost repo
"hey Matt what's a deluge"
"hey Matt did you just step in dog shit"
"hey Matt why are you in the bathroom so long?"
"hey Matt, do you want any chocolate ice cream?"
.
.
___________
When you have taco bell
return require("Given a string, find whether it's possible it was made by inserting me_irl")(input)
Me too, thanks
Given a string, find whether it's possible it was made by inserting me_irl
meme,irl,irl
meme_irl_irl
Meme_irl
me_irl
Same tbh
Jesus Christ
LOLLL
Vroom already has a girl
I don't need advice lol
You need advice from someone that won't meme at you about it
Ask him how to get girls
About hackers at C A S
Talk to him
Oh fuck the guy who started hackers at Berkeley is here
But it's for the library
Yea I know
>buying books
>current year
iidata paying for my library
T,IL I can't, Meme.
TIL i, can't meme
TIL I can't meme
Wtf
Oops
T O T O T T O T
Why did you meme space to?
What would zyzz do brah
Thinking of just going back T O work TBH
Welcome to my every day
I feel like I could at least get w referral at Airbnb
You paid money
Do it man
Guys I don't wanna socialize here at all
Oh fuck
3 inches to these biceps brah
Fuck. Joey's about to grow to 3 inches
Fuck. Data science club library is about to grow to 3 books
The Koko repo just got 10 commits higher
Kokor
It'll be called
More kokos
What if we make
Tinder for kokos
What if we make
Or passengers
Swipe through potential drivers
Lol wtf
Ya
Tinder for Uber or lyft
Does Uber or lyft have an API?
Gonna make tinder for sperm donors
for apple lovers
The whole tinder for x model really does work
Wow tinder like app made in R?
Are you serious
Fucking jobr
When your password expires on your second to last day
yes
The second or third definition?
a torrent of something like a rainstorm, flood, or ddos
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Deluge
What's a deluge?
Nah I'm not a rrb
It's private
When the time comes it will be a deluge
This better not show up in my contributions
stashing
Are you going to do something with the shit post repo?
Well frontend too
Urban Dictionary is a pretty decent backend project
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=b
B==D
B== Brandon?
Are you not a rowdyruff boy anymore B?
vroom
airbrb conf
Airbnb engineering conference
.
.
.
???
Where are you
But some are really good
Ugh some of these talks are kinda boring
war
Gotta have an arsenal ready for the way
Test :
.
.
.
\.............../
Did you just shit post github
GG
Wanna get big Matt?
..[].
..[].
LOL. Go lift with Joey
..[ ]..
.[]..
.[]..
Getting swole 101:
Sounds like a plan fam
We could our own sponsors with the millions we make from thay
O
We gotta finish suplex.io too Matt
Maybe
Late fall could also work
LOL
Everyone hates me
Spring :(
But we'll need to figure out sponsorship ability/technicalities and reserve a room for a hackathon soon for next spring
Oh
Not hack4sac
Upcoming Hackathon club @ CSUS
Is there another hack@sac?
sounds good famallama
'aight fam. I gotta do something productive while I'm on this adrenaline rush, I'll line up some materials and we'll talk tomorrow
i'm getting dinner with my dad in sj should be back in sf around 9/10
off work
When do you get off tomorrow
guys we need to think about hack@sac
This fall the gang is getting zyzz'd
senpai will zyzz all over you matt
it's so cute
i feel like matt is this combination of all of us
oh fuck
10/10 picture on point, B
I think the only correct thing for me to do is get absolutely zyzz'd
Holy fuck I love the bill is the picture
God dammit
Xman
Pay for me movie< Just browse dank memes the whole time< Know nothing about movie when I leave<
What movie ofama
Could pull a PeeWee Herman
Got the back two rows to myself. Could phone during movie
The movie delay just got 10 minutes longer
Fuck. When Michael Jackson comes on the radio right when you park
T R A I N W R E C K T I ME
When a fucking train makes you late to the movies
Yeah much good guy
Oh fuck said girl is your ex?
Thanks man. Much respeck.
Matt
You're a good guy mat.
:'(
Pics incoming
We literally just ended the conversation by calling each other fam
Don't worry Matt bb. 3 years ago you were in hs and relationships are different
Matt is so savage
LOOOL holy fuck
B I won't be sexually active for another 30 years
Also I believe you were alive 3 years ago but sexually active?
Long distance?
No not really.
Not his position in South Africa, but mentally and shieeet y'know
?
You were in South Africa
Literally I was in his position 3 years ago (yes I was alive then) and got totally fucked up by it, so now I gotta be all respeckful of the situation an shit
nigga
Home wreck so hard dude
Lol wtf he's in South Africa
koko_irl
fuck just realized i want a king of the hill sticker set really bad
this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4
my cindy yeah
?
cindy has a boyfriend in south africa
cindy
i dont fucking remember her name
egg?
her?
Who is her
M O T H E R F U C K J I N Y A N G
Thats why were fighting her
We were going to meet up to make sandwiches, but I had a hunch she had a BF so I bring it up and yup.
He's in South Africa
we should go fight her
when she turns 18
what THE FUCK
I knew she had a BF
FUCK MY LIFE U C K M Y L I F EFIL YM KCUF
T R I G G E R E D R I G G E R E D
so triggered right now
and you laugh at me and call me a fucking loser
just asking for some advice
wow here i am dealing with a major life change
❤️
Go make an r package
Lol you fucking loser
No shame in that
Should i go to the movies by myself?
Kinda do kinda dont
Hey Brandon do you wanna do the July 9 th bbq at Jenny's
Woah Matt when did they lower the voting age to 12?
V O T I N G F O R M E M E S
Y O U D O Y O U J U S T V O T E
T R U M P
T I M E T O V O T E
Lol
O H S H I T
Someone from PowerSchool is joining our team
Wtf
And no not yet
I'm going home
Yeah fuck Java
Did you figure it out?
Ayyy Joey getting javad
This is Mike hunt
Probably not I don't think I paid smud yet
Hey Joey, is your refrigerator running?
Been waiting for computer to log me in for like 15 minutes now
Wewlad
its so much faster
Is that not the normal thing to do when you shutdown?
sudo shutdown now
That's exactly what I did
If by pillow you mean finger and ventilation fan you mean power button
Use the good ol' pillow over the ventilation fam
When your work computer sucks so much it won't even shut down <
Aw shit that last one was a mistake
no more tinder honies fam
Should try this sequence of kokos on your next tinder honey
Haha I was gonna go to the hella cheap india place
lets not go to mcdonalds lmao
nope
Ah np. Did you bring lunch today?
i was in standup
oh shit mb
When life gives you lemons
Nvm David I just got a lemonade haha
Of course fam
Are you talking to yourself?
Varun you wanna meet 7th floor to eat something
come back and see 2 Varun Ved chats
be me and look for an email talking about summer referral and bonuses
What kind of bonus
Lol holy fuck that's ducked
> be me > 2015 > working in PS > get email > "Summer Referral Program" > I get bonus for referring ppl > My referral for call support position gets $15p/hr > Literally worth less than call support > don't even get free tendies
Just use the sinks at work to shower Kappa
Dammit David. Mind games.
maybe
Are you leaving now?
Shower line because housemates slept in hahaha
Race you to work
Yaked middle of the night AMA
Fuxk my life hit off instead of snooze again
>Varun when he drinks 2 shots
Jesus christ
Varuns phone is dead, I don't think his alarm went off
Sorry, David
Hey Brandon
I regret everything
Charger
Changed
AMA
Fuck I lost my iPhone. Jagger
lol at my comment on helens poast
The one true vbaby
I <3 same tbh tbh
same tbh to not sleeping
oh shit]
same tbh
I hate same tbh tbh
:( same tbh
I can't fall asleep ugh
i still set my alarm for 6:15 let's see how this works out
lmao
when is the answer not 9?
david what tiem you getting in tomrow
GOT EM
so we'll be going to the same school
bout to say. gonna get my masters online through georgia tech
lol
LOl she has a bf :(
hook me up with that georgia tech girl fampire
same tbh
but I hate people
T I N D E R I N D E R
that's the fun of dating tbh
that's why you gotta meet new peopel fam
shit dude
legit every girl i know is married or has been in relationship for like 2+ years
>when they ask if you have a date already and you just ignore it everytime
tbh
i'm pretty impressed th
wait how you find this new girl so fast tho
i dont care
lol i dunno
P sure you need the consent of your ex
lol dude who cares
based on one of those stupid rule of thumb things im supposed to wait 3 months right?
Come on vbaby
that aint me
Ice cold
>break up saturday 2am >go on date saturday night
why not
lol
wtf
why
i didnt go
How was mini golf vbaby
tfw youre whipped before you even hug<
No wtf you have to lie about everything
☝
honestly is important guys
oh well i guess it's better she kwons right
fuck
she might as well send her recordings of your conversations
i fucked up retty har
oh yeah i know
you know that jenpai tells her everything you say
Nooooo
lol
jessu fuck brandon change your picture this is fucking me up so hard rn
why did you do that
fml
just told jenpai about my tinder stories and shell probably tell cindy ama
thsi chagnes everyhtnig
HOLLY FUCKKK
its sorta what laguna means
why hte fuck am i lake
Fuck
Oh god
>joey ril
i mean
>dirnking irl
tbh drinking is the onyt time i'm happy
lmao it's so good
fuck guys malibu _+ mango juice is so good
tbh we should i love fifa
We could just get drunk and play Fifa all day
Yeah gonna try to get some work done now hopefully goes better
dw man. Youre just having a case of the mondays
TIL
Wish I just took a data science internship somewhere
holy shit its monday
Not really enjoying my team. Code base is tricky. People are hella busy
meet halfway in roseville/rocklin?
Nah dude it's just work
ah shit
Man
Haha come to SF ma
Yo one true Varun you want to meet up and drink?
Same tbh
These fuckbois are impersonating me and have been shitting on me all day
Hey me, why are you having a hard day?
Good call
I ended up going with vodka instead
Haha we got our first victim
GOD fuck all these Varuns
Sorry fam, I'm sure it'll get better as the week goes on :)
holy shit Varuns 5 Koko
TFW you can't bring yourself to message C I N D Y even tho you told her you would
lol'd
Holy shit when did the group chat name change?
pitbull was a lot more hardcore back then
not a cover of the original song\
was expecting it to be a real disney song
me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLPYyLxBTQ8
Oh. Gilfoyle wasn't cheerleader Cindy in that clip. He plays himself
do you think he had any qualms about kissing that shrimpy little dude tho
ikr
Nigga he's the best character in that show too
knows how to rock that cheerleader outfit
Man gilfoyle was pretty hot back then
also sneak peak at young gilfoyle
me irl
https://youtu.be/_X9QGxT2M7I?t=15m14s
me_irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3FjsJIOTds
haha
just linked it
no, not really
oh
did we not watch the video we posted?
We got C I N D Y
What's it?
we did it reddit!
shes not 18 yet is she?
or your mystery data?
who cindy?
She'll be here soon
oshit it's almost 7:00pm
i should try this at will you guys help me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnaK_eA758Ei
nigga christ
Jesus Christ
nigga wat
me irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
Varu(n^2)
and then i save the day with memes when i come to this group chat
yeah im just a regular guy that goes to school and shit
You're like the spiderman of memes aren't you
@varun Have you ever introduced yourself to someone and then they start calling you "Vroom"?
thanks fam
nice gj varun
I'm still learning fam
yee
is the wew supposed to be an open mouth?
D
A
L
W E W E W E W
and meme spacing
next evolution bringing you giraffe memes
damn im proud of one tbh
FUCK
O
P H E W H E W
oh shit im matt
P H E W H E W
phew
nigga I'm trying
failed
@random
Is there a way to roll a dice on here
___________ | | |
Oh fuck I'm Matt.
Wait what
check 'em
If dubs I message C I N D Y
whats going to go wrong next episode though?
This security guy in SV is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjyBq6odzTg
Brandon check out this John Cena video
Yeah famburgler
nah fam Brandon got me on tindR
I thought you already used tinder famberlamps
Jesus Christ
I guess, with Tindr and all the hip dating apps they use I wouldn't have to text anyone
This chat is so savage now
Varun, just be like me and pick-up highschoolers. They are really into college students, it's so easy.
S A V A G E A F
Sorry fam I suck at pick-ups
Hey, can someone come pick me up? I'll bribe you with a cookies n creme hershey bar.
Or Hersheys
should done my patented make out with drunk girls technique to get drunk
I've had like 0 appetite for the past 3 days
I think I fucked my stomach up from drinking too much
K
like 30
<$2015 >
<% 2015
David when u want to eat
triggered
<%
2015 < use backwards meme arrows <
We could make this next level meme by changing our profile picture
sup fampires
no one took my name so im just stuck being myself
L O L
nigga stop swearing
woah matt used a swear word
Fucking david
<
joey trying to use matts memes
>2015 >sober Joey
Joey you're drunk
I'm so lost now
Who the fuck is who
or require('is-palindrome')(input)
David would do something like require('reverse')(input)
way shorter
oh shit mattt just stomped on varun
Good job Matt
built in array methods bless up
input.split('').reverse().join('') === input
Python ftw
Cindy will like this
wow gj varun
one line: input.chars().mapToObj(c->(char)c).map(c->c+"").reduce("", (a,b)->b+a).equals(input);
Your string is meme
Given a string, determine if it is a palindrome
Good interview question https://www.hackerrank.com/challenges/keyword-transposition-cipher
Oh fuck I get it now LOL
Lol
GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM
Hey Varun this isn't Brandon it's Mike hunt
"hey matt will u pen test my network"
I ain't finna go to jail fam
TFW friend asks me to pen test his home network
UX genius
and moving direction with right finger on trackpad
with the left finger on trackpad
you control the looking direction
our game will be macbook only
What if they don't
True
What if they have to have two mice
itd probably better to have the players follow the mouse location
yo matt, for suplexstarz
sry matt
L O L
"Age Limit Flyers must be at least 3 years old."
i dont fucking have a coupon
how much is it with the coupon?
lol
nah i got a coupon
dude that's so much money
for that much money
could actually sky dive
jesus christ
There are much cheaper ways to get two minutes of excitement
nah man gotta show her your #worth
free fam
just go star gazing
damn this is expensive
http://www.indoorskydivingsource.com/tunnels/ifly-sacramento/
https://youtu.be/jkWAcUAxeoI?t=1m18s
tips fedora
m'elrich
Le rich
its erlich
unless your going deep into the meta
Whatever you say Elrich
brandalf the greyt
since im trying to get you guys to call me
especially the nickname part
TOM PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
me_irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvrZWQ4tJKI
yeah true, mini golf is better
#proud
Bowling sucks if it's just the two of you
nigga u moved on so quick lmao
and alchohol is activily supported there
bowling is just as lame as mini golf
OH SHIt
L O L
Oshit forgot I'm vbaby lol
it's too fucking meta i don't even know what's real anymore
wait does he really have a date
damn varun you havent even made out with a girl all night?
LOL
Or at least that's what I would do if I had ever done any of those three things
how young is your date fam jesus
ugh i hate americas stupid 21 age for drinking
S A V A G E A F
Wow Varun
how do you convince cindy to come drunk though
nice good advice varun
holy fuck
What I do is have my date come absolutely pissed drunk, then just make out throughout the night until I'm sufficiently under the influence
not worth tbh
last time we brough tequlia. it doesn't matter if it's a private/corporate hackathon but if it's a MLH one you're fucked if you're caught
"sneak"
bring like a 36 pack of super shitty beer
yo next overnight hackathon. instead of leaving to get drunk like joey lets just sneak it in
just go dr.pepper and fireball
lol dude everything is better when you sneak in alcohol
then im the alcoholic one not the mini golf place
i dont want to sneak in alcohols
any mini golf place is an alcoholic mini golf place if you try hard enough
Why u got a date?
is there an alcoholic mini golf place?
wheres all da honeys @♨
Me irl
dae Hersheys?
Nah fam joey does it like this: L O L
dae Hennessy?
holy shit this is too much
Same tbh
LOOOOL
That's pretty accurate
what
Lol fuck you
Lol fuck you
dae zyzz jizz?
That was pretty accurate
Lol fuck you
L O L
It was like the next big google and here I am with chocolate syrup all over my shirt
It was p good fams
Like uber for venture AB funding revolution lyft uber technology rethinking stack blockcyberchainbitcoin endeavors
Ay fams so I got pitched this startup the other day
rofl
tfw david
fucking koko
LMAO
Messaged C I N D Y A M A
i love it
what have you done
oh god
fuck that
D2jspavid
D3avid real clever matt
you will never get big
because d3avid
forever
then everything will stay fine
if you stay about .3% bac
why should i workout when i can just puke
i lost 2 pounds from puking
drink more
don't think i can keep food down
thierry's the homie
my stomach still feels like shit
this guy fucks
>tfw fucks
yes
youve lost your v card?
oh shit!
LOL
He's another sac state memer
hes friends with the girl i lost my v card to
oh fuck lol
His dad taught at arc too lmao
Nigga he goes here lol
AMA'
they are in CDT and are mutual friends with my best friend growing up and my first GF
had math 100 and cs 134 together
oh
we met last semester in class
how do u know thierry rutaganira
hey b-baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds
Me irl
>tfw ur the father of Kanye
its in my code
same tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXj_GDktXaA&feature=youtu.be
nah it shouldnt do that anymore
thought you saw it w/o marking it read
on my story b
Wha the fuck
....
o mb i didnt get it than
wat
Same
>tfw didn't get snap
So uh David you using a 3rd party Snapchat app
oh thats dank
Lol Matt's latest snap is gold
Those are important tho
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ^<<<<<<<<<<<<<^ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
P A S S on 2,3,4
We're all gonna make it fam
1.Dominate events with the Crew ✓ 2.Dance like a sick cunt ✓ 3.Train with passion, heart and rage ✓ 4.Get shredded as Fuarkkkk ✓ 5.Inspire a Generation ✓
Just follow zyzz fam
gotta lose my bachmanity first
Time to get Brandon on T I N D E R
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Nigga fuck you
shit
<<<<<S N A K E M E M E <<<<<<
O
yo varun cindy still single? thinking about swoopin thatup
:(
"Holy shit that sucked so much."
you ok fam?
how did it go
OH FUCK
freshly single ama
fuck this is good
http://time.com/4357243/drake-dj-khaled-for-free/
holy fick
this new khaled/drake song
dude
Oh fuck me dude
so good
it's good but it's only like a minute long :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubh_oWCL8ww
As in its shit or amazing?
LOL
SAME
Kinda wanna cry AMA
Just listened to jbeibs cover of one dance.
Hbu familam
Out running. Probz gonna eat and play smash
about to go lift 3brahs
Pwning nwbs in csgo
Sup guys
Dae same tbh
LOL not gonna get over this
Holy shit that sucked so much.
thanks friend
also sadly vved pic being the group picture fucks with me everytime
Messenger can, click the (i) then scroll down to nicknames
messenger on mobile cant do it i think
just facebook
What are you on
and the app doesnt work
you have to have messenger
I'm petered out
You can change them famalam
:(
or brandalf
or brando calrissian
yo p sure my nickname is brandalf the greyt
fix these fucking nicknames holy siht
Holy F U C K
Ugly ass giraffe
S I G N M Y N D A B R O
Is that a $200 evaluation
32.80 for 15% that's like... a million dollar valuation
hold on first sign our nda
The domain
Lol that's more than Matts share
How much
I'll do it for 15% equity
Gofundme
We need a kickstarter for the domain
The live version will be free
Oh fuck
To make up our investment.
Yeah J go to 127.0.0.1:3000
She wants the d baby
We are only selling beta keys
Pic related
Oh I get it now
Hey can I beta test S U P L E X S T A R S pls
Wtf
I agree, famisole
>tfw Brandon is a woman's clothing
Same tbh
What the fuck
cam·i·sole ˈkaməˌsōl noun a woman's loose-fitting undergarment for the upper body, typically held up by shoulder straps and having decorative trimming.
Familiar
Street name sounds camisole
I think so
Lives on Serpa, eh?
About to self invite so many parties
So nice
I know
Her house holy shit
Yup
So he has like 1/4 floor
P sure he rents an apartment and there's more than one apartment on his floor
Jenny was like our 3rd floor is a game room. I was instantly >3rd floor
>tfw homeless
If your house doesn't have a single floor I don't think you have a house
Tfw don't have a single floor
Oh shit I fuck with that innout by the palladio
no
Matt, do you have a 3rd floor?
I lost my shit at the sign
They're apparently closing down so you can get MeMes cheap there
lol
Cause there's a plant nursery called MeMeMarketplace that I had to show him the sign to
So I spent like 5 minutes to convince vbaby to take like a 1 minute detour off hazel exit.
TIL
She lives on the hill too
Yeah
By Costco and InNOut?
That's where I live fam
E bidwell and iron point?
Which main street intersection is it by
Yes
Yo is jenpais place your definition of Folsom?
What happened
What happened
Omg best thing just happened otw to jenpais
This boi fucks
Lol no
Wait really?
Same tbh
Same tbh
Must be an integer then
var life = is pointless
var un = Ved
var Ved = dat boi
Lol wtf
Yeah this guys had like a crush from far away type thing on Cindy his whole life
What is this the Cindy fan club Jesus Christ
Same
You irl
Me irl
He's the spiderfam
Fammer spammer
Vbaby is the fammer
Lol
oshit
hey mattfam
Yes fampire
Me?
I've been around you too long
J E N P A I
shit
Who's jenfam?
He's gonna go home and text C I N D Y, J E N F A M, and T H E W I F E at the same time
Moving past Cindy to her past friend
Yashpai
Lmao rip inbox.
This dude's bout to develop biggest crush on jenpai
We aren't joining a union
The rest is union fees
Actually I have a 20/20 vision
40/40
Yo Matt what's our actual equity split? 50/50
Lol the only thing he says since he left
this
Skits and no coding
We just have to sell our souls to the devil to win a hackasac
Only going to mlh sponsored event from now onn
S A L T Y
it was a joke lmao
There was only 3 submissions
Nah
Hello?
1st 1200 2nd 600 3rd 200
2000
holy
Ya
is there only a 1st place prezi
And actually made an app
Wtf
Made a super similar app to winners
But v, j, and yash
haha nothing much, just scrapped and plotted data
I just worked on suplex with Matt
what did you make?
God damn. Thought the point of hackathons was to actually make some kind of prototype
That's gonna happen here
No one else had no tech after 5 hours
we're back
Then gave the 5 hour excuse
S A L T Y B O Y Z
>wins 2000
i can't get over it
holy shit
The winners team tech sucks
Dude just said
S A V A G E A F
S A V A G E A F
we'd win one of these easy
tbh if we actually try
we're not joking
a powerpoint
what did they make?
I M P R E S S I V E M P R E S S I V E
IMPRESSIVE
OKAY
HAHAH
Needed the most action cause these guys took no actions
IMPRESSIVE
LOLOL
We need to change our city hackathon strats
>2016 >hackathon >powerpointathon
"most actionable idea"
Fuck hackathons
People who hand pinned the code to Google maps won. Had no code at all
....
....
We lost to a power point team
Prezi
If you president?
What's the status familams?
*like*
1 like = 1 quit hackathon
Omg fuck city run hackathons
So done with hackathon a
gonna fucking kill myself tb h
fuck my life
did the powerpoint team jsut win
>brandon making chewbacca noises >people are like who's autisitic kid
fuck off you bitch
>be varun at hackathon > "i didnt really do anything"
fuck you koko is life
make it stop
heck yes!
yes!
hell yeah
yeah
thai?
lol too far,
west sac
with the $2000 duh
location of closest in n out
#brokeboyz
same tbh
i'll pay you guys back in a week lol
i just wanna eat guys who's paying for me
theyve been up for like 20 minutes
oh
and you fucking ruined it
i dunno was trying to trick matt/david
are we gonna win?
OH SHIT DRINKS ON YOU GUYS
http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/health-and-medicine/article81436492.html
>gets autism
>goes to arden all
>be me
geese, louise!
http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/31/11823876/what-do-we-know-about-geese-really?utm_campaign=theverge&utm_content=article&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook
do you boys have a moment to talk about geese?
oh hello there
d3 prlly
fams
wanted to meme with my fam
what is this speedometer thing theyre using
but tbh
We should have done better lols
These projects are so bad
tbh
and add pins to a poster
might as well print a map out
hand entered everything so terribad
>powerpoint for america
i think we win if this team isn';t good
idk they didnt code anything
do we win or nah
>be cancer >be joey
same tbh
http://i.imgur.com/U8StG.png
windows on windows?
why did they get a wow?
h o l y f u c k
>be literally retarded >get a wow from the audience
then take part fam
>tfw fetus
M FETUS LOL
I want take part in this
"hey matt how do you feel about d-baby refusing to make hey matt memes"
I won't take part in this
D-baby you got any "hey matt" memes
I got that D baby
^
"hey matt how old are you"
ayyy
hello
>when dr horrible sing a long vlog starts up
?
@david you got any good memes
>having standards
> 2015 > holding to your standards
"hey matt do you remember when varun first used koko"
"I put stickers on the eggs that I paid for, don't eat them"
"hey matt I've always wanted to try pee stuff"
Fuck all of you
"hey matt can you give me that hella embarrassing picture of varun"
holy fuck i just saw this
LOL
"hey matt how tall could you make a giraffe"
O
when an acceptable non koko happens
"hey matt is suplexstars.io done yet"
"hey matt i dont know why youre so confused"
as opposed to
"hey matt on all planes except physical are you sonic?"
"bye matt"
"hey matt i like spaces tbh"
"hey matt youre looking hella hot today"
"hey matt whats that on ur thumb fam"
"hey matt why are you hiding behind that wall rn?"
"same tbh"
"hey matt wyd"
>be 2am
"hey matt"
"did you beat him up?"
"that guy over there is being mean to me"
"hey matt"
"hey matt your memes are the worst"
*jizz
is that zyzz
>be matt
"hey matt i only like mexicans"
"hey matt im really into pegging"
>be matt
"hey matt i only like guys that do that lip challenge thing"
"i mean the 45th best sticker set"
"hey matt i really like memes but i think koko is like the 45th worst sticker set"
>be matt
"hey matt what does it look like when you drink lemonade"
oh shit Varun used another Koko
When you're not sure if the group chat is done roasting you
"hey matt can i have some rice"
"hey matt what should i do if i stink"
>be next week >"hey matt im 18 now"
"hey matthew im only 17"
.
.
/'''''\
/''''''''\
"i dont think i like memes, matt"
same tbh
wtf
"hi matthew i'm ur date"
http://leafletjs.com/
same tbh
to to, du, du do oo,o
*trumpets play* to to du du do ooo
Like trying to swim without a life vest
rn
its like trying to suplex the B I G S H O W carrying us
you are dragging him down further than my life is tbh
his dreams
We're dragging this guy down so hard
Priorities are priorities
J O H N C E N A
they want to work on john cena haha
wait why are you guys leaving
S E R V I C E W O R K E R
boom
WRAP IT ALL UP
Just put some html css and js
>not grabbing top bootstrap template
Sorry kid
>current year
same tbh
how tf do i frontend
DAVID
p sure you know the most about abs
what
Is 5029 open
well assign joey to the AB testing
Gotta do some AB testing amirite
Plus their grab zone is bigger
true
but technically they are moving faster
their booties dont turn faster
angular velocity
angular momentum
swiggity swoogity
Cause then they just got a bigger booty
Something
they gotta move or turn faster
intimidation
Also how do the bigger suplexers have an advantage over the pleb suplexers?
yea
Is he the guy from iidata?
yashpal
short for
is yash
I feel like we're dragging down yash
S A V A G E A F
>tfw 8
tfw matt can't coinop
haha
ya if you guys want
should we just dip and suplex it up lol
behind that handsome guy
the for lease sign
god thats so fucking ugly
What a monstrosity
O U T S I D E
mimicing sentences and adding random pauses
holy shit matt dropping mad meme bombs irl
Right right
its agario clone
cluster fuck
Is the game just a giant cluster fuck of suplexing or a bunch of 1v1s
the swimmers weren't too fast
i thought you were concieved in a superbad showing
I was conceived in a foreclosed house
so maybe
it happened after superbad came out
were you even alive when that happened
Represents priority zones getting suplexed by the 2008 housing market crash
to suplex
its our civic duty
YES
lmao these fuckbois are making john cena game
wtf where did you guys go
thx
A for affort
fak
\.............../
_______
/''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''\
Who
is he doing like 10 ideas wtf fam
wrecking his dreams tbh
lmao
he only has 31 datas
and was basically like fix our site pls
this guy came up to us
"to be honest you have no dataa"
he was like
What happened
tbh
yash savage af
hes on the team fb chat
i dunno
weird
Or is that weeks
Can we twell him were not his team
Same TBH
one of vveds friends
same
and im an asshole and dont want nonmemers
Who is yash
Did you tell him I'm coming
that "knows basic html and css" and doesnt even have her own laptop
yash trying to recruit some lady
What
ugh why did he start talking to her
Didn't finish it
Just give me something to do
no wtf
fuck you're working on a saturday i'm usesless
or are you doing zillow work
Don't leave me
oh wait david you mean you're gonna hack from home
just for the event jesus
Pls
yeah and cant have david spying on our new memes and ideas
What the fuck
because we have an O U T S I D E R on our team
we made a new group joey
Mb that's why I went to sacstate
david pretty sure you took the wrong test fam
when the fuck did you have to do that
i dont know about that part
You know that part where you had to write in cursive? Fuck that shit
i knew i was bound for community college success so i didnt even take the sat
AMA
I never took the sat
brandon this is like my trigger
i couldn't fuckign do the stupid comma questions
750 math 700 reading 550 writing ama
U put ur name down
600
you know what i got on the SAT?
i hate you
hi david, glad you could do this ama. what do you think of this sentence compared to your last one: "WFH, today ama"
You drink so your hangover goes away
n e w m e m e
Hair of the dog means if ur hung over
wtf dude
are you really
WFH today ama
what does that mean joey
comma meme best meme
Oh hair of the dog
nigga why, the fuck would there be, gatorade?
I need it
theres beer, you can keep your buzz
Idk
nigga why the fuck woudl there be gatorade
Gatorade
at 12
Is there
Ok
Hot Italian
Is there food there
Premature emasculation
HOOLLLY FUCKKK
I just zyzz'd
omg
you look like such a fuckboi
T A N K B O Y Z
Ok. Might be there around noon
tbh kinda lit
still talks in the beginning
Just kind getting going rn
How's it going?
but i'm just mmemeing
cameras looking at me
he's like 25
that guy in the blue shirt front row is director of tech or something
holy shit everyone who's someone in sac is here
Still drunk guys
Sorrryyyy
Oh shit I forgit
It's pride month you pleb show some respect
Varuns got no pride in the club. Won't wear his shirt
Yo Matt I did some maths for suplexio
Heading down
Fml
Who's coming?
God dammit. One Sec. Brandon
Am here.
Don't bring electronics in either
Don't jump in the shower that sounds dangerous
Jumping in the shower gimme 10
Gonna jump in the shower I a sec. Anything I should bring? Idk if they'll have power strips so maybe one. Did you bring your laptop and charger lols
Ah fuck
At jj on galleria
TBH I was lying in bed hella long
Also just text me when you leave
That's is expensive
I have never paid that much fire coffee Matt.
> pays $7 for 8oz coffee
No nigga that shit costs like $5
Want something at Jamba juice
Yo Brandon I just woke up should be good for 9:15
Gonna try to sleep
Got Jenny to bed
I'm gonna try to sleep
Thanks man
Just don't compare yourself to others man. Just keep doing the best you can. Comparing yourself can be so toxic
You're meeting them fam. You just got a raise and shit. If you are a "sophomore" then you're job is awesome.
For myself
I guess I just have high expecAtions
Idk thanks guys
Fuck
so far ill be 25 when i graduate, with no real software engineering internship, and i dont give a shit about making CRUD webapps and i dont know how to anyway.
compare yourself to these youngins that didnt move out and finished school at 22 is non sense
yeah man you got a late start on school its no big deal
Yeah
Thanks fam(s)
are you in your own bathroom?
You're not doing bad man. Just hang in there. We're al here for you
I'm so fucking drink too fuck everything
Idk
What's the alternative?
You'll be fine dude.
I'm so bad at School
Won't be done till 28 I
I'm 26
why do you think that fam
I should drop out tbh
Figure out life
Trying to four or life
Sitting in th. Bots thrown floor
Lmao
same tbh
Kdiejus
oh shit primary is tuesday...
yar
Yo so my place at 9;15 tomorrow @brandon
dont discriminate fam
yes
You don't like beer tho
just super sayin
same tbh
I like drinking
Wtf
so thirsty lately
damn, joey
Come to me fam
yeah some pretty dumb decisions happening
And league is going to shit. At least ranked
yeah shit teams are gonna get watches even less
No ones got time for that
or something
so they sometimes have two streams going
i guess eu is playing bo2 and na is playing bo3
more games?
so what's on Saturday than?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bCWCxEF-rw&t=27m15s
oh fuck david, i guess na is playing games on friday now
How so
Folsom blows my mind
wtf wont let me use the google docs chat
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SOqeWWTHLxLSLZVsP640zQo_K5sxfyZ1PpHQ0qvbkOc/edit?usp=sharing
Player.js too
tilt
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qBh-odCEInXuKl0SKjJakuXxjIejgW2tc8c-T7oFpXE/edit?usp=sharing
k make sure the backend is running
you send me lol
send me the googledocs share link fam
alright lets hop onto couchcoder matt
dont talk to me or my fat ever again
just had innout
swole
Get big
I really should go again to get back in shape :/
used to spend all my summers there
i dont prefer racket though
Ya
youre learning lisp too joey?
Broadstone Racket Club?
Racket something
which
This Folsom country club is so nice
Varun your new profile threw me off
yall should be invited
youre right my github name is brandondsherman
oh shit
my usernames have always been my full name
you sure it's not brandondsherman
thats my github name
wat
brandonmcintiresherman
HMU with github usernames
https://github.com/MatthewMerrill/suplexjs
https://github.com/fukamachi/woo
Unless you want to use a man's backend. Lisp
David you catch the train?
WEWLAD
Real time
@mmerill socket.io seems fine
Where does the Java come in
It's a weird clustercuck of Java and cancer
Holy fuck php is unreadable
/10
______ - "Hi imma giraffe" ▒ ▒
lol fuck
..
.
.
.
.
.
__________
N I C E M E M E
Why would you give her your shirt
Should I bring chocolate syrup?
Oh fuck gonna go make a deliver to Cindy with her favorite ice cream
▒
teste
Test
LOL
O
the birth of a new meme
witnessing
are we
thats majestic
holy shit
Jesus Christ Matt
oh my god lmao
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
________
same tbh
looks like a giraffe
ITS A FACE LOL
_______
They were the ones looking left then at like 1:00 they became cartoony
For me the eyes suddenly changed on my phone
these new eyes don't look hood enough
oh they are different on my phone
what the fuck are those eyes
csu,s
would rather hire from csu's
bottom tier uc
meh davis kids are worse
Lmao
Needs more davis kids tbh
atleast four employees from the csu system
what a shitty company
Hey man there are 4 of us here
same
for being from sac state
i feel bad for that guy
I'm sorry
sucks
This guy on my team is also a S A C S T A T E B O Y
That fucking meme ,
wow your whole shirt is covered in chocolate syrup
Photobomb myself trying to photobomb David ama
xdddd
XDDDDDDDD
Make sure to POST about it
David let's GE food on 7
dont get me started on how they use arrays to make maps
So we can share the same hatred
I'm so glad you guys are seeing php
way to make everythin gcomplicated php
be me whats $this->meta is it an arrow function, passing this into a function called meta? No. tldr it's = $this.meta
Fuck my life
From the latest PR
$this->meta[self::OUT_STATUS] = (empty($this->meta[self::OUT_STATUS]) ? [] : $this->meta[self::OUT_STATUS]) + [ self::OUT_STATUS_CODE => (string)$code, ]l
I hate PHP
Matt how quickly do you want me to jump off a cliff
https://youtu.be/Pub2oJ9IE2E
Guys we can all be sick kunts just like zyzz
Lol I'm bout to be driving so can't talk
Varun how quick can you whip up a PHP backend
Jesus Christ
Or would we want something with more of a game framework
Lisp backend imo
Socket.io?
Let's talk about our stack matt
I zyzz'd in my pants
https://youtu.be/AdBoybKnzZw
Do you boys have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Zyzz?
Oh my god lmao
how much does Cindy weigh
Varun's trying to gain like 140 pounds
..
If you keep piling on the shitty memes it's possible
Do you guys think I can gain 30 pounds this summer
k bb
Let's make it first then I'll buy it
The fuck outta here with that shit lil nigga
.io is for those trying to change the world
.xyz is for poor plebs
I might buy it if we actually make iy
But .io is integral to the cloning formula so...
.io is expensive. So Matt says we have to use .xyz
No
Did u buy the domain
Yes
Or any of the other shitty clones
Have you played agario or slitherio
johncenagame
Ok what the fuck is suplex.io
Can we zuckerburg suplex.io and host it on Athena and crash it with our great success
Study ssh
Does anyone want to study sesh for this challenge exam some time?
>implying we care about showing up on time
Doesn't the event start at 930
9:15
Vved when should I be at your house
Holy shit Matt lmao
TIL Matt is S A V A G E A F
LOLLLLLL
Oshit
LOL HOLY SHIT
When Matt moves faster the vbaby
Just gotta wait 6 more days than is legal
Oh shit b
Oh
Did you get it in
Hasn't happened yet fam
Never told us how your date went ofama
Bleh bleh blah blah hot line bling
The wife is gonna kill me
Holy shit. Calling up da po-lice right now
Oh fuck
Oh wow young grill.
17
How was your date
How old is your grill Matt
Lol
Holy shit I just realized I'm a pedophile
1 like = 1 RIP DAVID
gotta break out the big bottle of heen
21+22+8=22
Yo David's birthday is gonna be L I T
He's M Y. A G E
David is 21 now
22
24/22=8
How old is David turning
Damn I thought it was 8 or 22
@vved Sep 24 fam
Tree of your benefits E E I B N F T S
FML. If Sadie hired me I'd be set for life
David is your bday September 8th or September 20sometjing
6% bonus, 10% profit sharing, 401k 5% matching, medical/dental/vision - vacation and sick days
What else did you win fam
I am now insured
P O W E R S C H O O L
I got benefits now yay
Max 20 hours a week so I can't get benefits AMA
Or just paid sitting on toilet not pooping
Witness me ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Paid pooping
Don't you guys have work to do
Aww man
. ^ ^ ^
Newbs can't triforce
^ ^ ^
This chat has reached a new, level of shit posting
This chat has reached a new level of shit posting
Same tbh
My middle name is mcintire
Sounds reasonable
>be Matts sperm >1998 >Reach Matts egg in bathroom of concert. No dating required. >Be Matts mom >2007 >Track down Matts dad >Go on first date to see super bad >Fall in love >Give Matt new nickname mclovin
sperm banks
Haha
sounds legit
Or his parents went on their first date 10 years after he was born
You got me
Or 8
Yes Matt is less than 6 years old
Are you serious?
So in a way yes
My parents did for their first date
Did you watch that movie when it came out matt?
I did set tab = 2 space
trulia uses spaces over tabs
ur fine just don't break anything
Mfw most useless intern
And I'm probably getting fired too AMA
shits getting real
I have $400 in my account
So I'll buy a soda
Btw I have no money to drink
21 and over I think
God fucking damn it
Are people like Matt allowed in coin op?
And other various bars
We're going to coin op
Are we doing something with our winnings tomorrow night? Varun said coin op like a month ago
Yusss
Oh. Never heard of them. Looked them up. These are clubs people
District 30 fam
What do you need a 30 sided die for?
Hopefully not hungover tomorrow
Going to d30 and the park ultra tonight
What's tonight
And tomorrow
Gonna be so fucking lit tonight
Nigga tomorrow is hack day
Guys tomorrow is feel the Bern day in California. How am I supposed to feel the Bern in Sacramento if I'm a placer county pleb
I can always give you a ride if you need one. No worries
I'll ask around here, might get a friend to go. I'll DM you if something comes up.
Smh lol. I can give you a ride back or maybe jenpai can
Thought it was Saturday lol
Oshit today is Friday
@brandon look into this. Someone who worked here made this r package to help us plot census data. Might come in handy tomorrow
http://www.arilamstein.com/blog/2015/09/30/combining-choropleth-maps-and-reference-maps-in-r/
If you need help with a backend hmu but yall are probably fine
Okay
Nah fam, I may light rail over later
http://techcrunch.com/2016/06/02/the-prima-donna-engineering-effect/ me irl
matt am i driving you
Use of data
the promise zones
isn't there a specific topic for the prize
Some guy makes a PR to add a liscence and everyone and their dog wants to have their licence used
>win 1000$ prize >kill friends to claim it all and pay rent
Lol I made a PR for the HackMIT website and its been ignored
>embrace the true SF life
these are all terrible ideas
>refuse to be homeless >lose internship >cry
>get evicted
orrrrrrr
>live in car
>no one works out anymore
>get gym membership solely for shower
or
> put arrows in front of all those
can pay for one meal
split prize 6 ways
think you can pay rent
win 1000$ prize at civic hack
> It's always memes in Sacramento > S1E1: the gang gets evicted
RIP
first day of the month
the beginning of june
fuck when is june rent due?
fml
Gotta explain to my roommate that I can't pay him til i get my paycheck
jesus christ kelly save me
i need rent money back lol
yeah jesus christ
messaged*
I feel it
messages cindy yet?
also i went form ahving ~$15k in my account to $800 in a week and a half ama
oh fuck i heard livingston came up big too
but the bench was lit
steph and klay combined scored 20
how was the game?
game 1 bb
wew
i mean the biggest tech city of all has the best team hha
thats prob the next best
yes
portland trailblazers?
austin doesn't have a taem
1 like = 1 supersonic
seattle used to
chicago?
mb the knicks
if a tech city has one theyre not good
barely
sac
tech hubs
GSW
What other teams are in tech hubs
tbh if we were good at actual basketball the kings would be the coolest team
http://www.geekwire.com/2016/sacramento-kings-will-become-first-nba-team-use-chatbots-fan-communication/
same tbh
i dont know what i expected
https://github.com/agario/agario-boilerplate
to quickly churn out shitty agario clones as quickly as possible
or is there an agario framework
also speaking of node. are we doing it in node
make sure the buttcheeks are the same
someone more carefully make that gif
ty
https://github.com/HackAtSac/Boiler-NodeExpress
have you tried github
do u have a link to ur node boiler plate
matt
/scottpilgrimmemes
you know it used to be called pucman but they found it to easy to vandalize and make it look like fucman
I still see it like pacman lol
by figured out i mean bothered to look for
1 sec
oh fuck i figured out how to make it not arrows
it wasnt my choice :(
arrows are quite confusing tbh
dude gets more swole and gets the belt
left to right cause im not a fucking animal
svg.svg
i cant use pixel art for this masterpiece
holy fuck and it only draws it in pixels
I believe it too
lol
i half believe you just gave me a virus
isnt even a responsive website
paint.io
what the fuck
fuck gimp
O wait
Gimp
paint.io
And you have to suplex to get to the top
god damn it
why doesnt mac have paint
Everyone is a shit circle but only on can be JOHN CENA
suplexstars.xyz
i want in on this
david is taking me on an emotional rollercoaster
LOL
what the fuck is going you fucking nerds
I love it
suplex.io
holy shitpost guacamole
it at all
We're making a JOHNCENA game
okay b
i dont fucking see it all matt
haha why
interpolating takes math
vved we need cindy to fund us
I N T E R P O L A T E
yeah
i totally missed out on everything
Make it better and more than 3 frames
wtf why am i a bubble
represents the body fam
why are there two circles
mfw no seal emoji
I'm not against it but it doesn't nullify the fact
damn it david, this got your seal of approval an hour ago
this is the dude getting suplexed
this is two dudes right?
right to left
stage 3: dude suplexed, broken back and broken dreams
tilted
stage 2: dude being tilter
stage 1: dude standing
how is that right to left
This is so stupid
and knowing D A N G E R Z O N E
go see a doctor
dual purpose of knowing orientation
hahaha
buttcheeks
B are the 2 lines on the circle buttcheeks or arms
right to left
haha
lol
while being suplexed
or we can be awesome and have them change color to whatever our gif is
the hue?
we can just change the pictures that are stored to be whatver color the player is
since we're just doing circles
Don't worry about the graphics just think about logic
ooookay
yea
we can then overlay them as needed
we just need an animation for each person suplexing and getting suplexed
ohhh
varun, you took 133 recently, did you do any animations based off gifs
Wouldn't be very useful anyway
yeah i dont think d3 would work out
Scalable vector graphics
oh
Matt said d3 which implies svg
vectors
whats svg
didnt i say canvas
But we could do it all in js if we wanted
P sure you can port unity games to openwebgl
Nah we'd have to use canvas, not svg
lol
add buttcheeks that represent the section that is their back
How do they know which way is their back
possibly
i dont think the gifs need to have colors
And we don't want N^2 gifs for every suplexing permutation
well we can let them choose or assign them a color
node
@Brandon that works if all players look alike
heroku?
wrong person
oops
"start": "http-server -a localhost -p 8000 -c-1 ./app",
and when suplexed go through the frames of a gif
draw a colored circle there
cant we just give html canvas a location and size
how do people usually make html5 games
uh i dont know
drawing circles then squishing them throughout the suplex should be easy d3?
npm install graphics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIrg72KXY-A
hahaha
the backend will be easy
the graphics
133 project
swing
SAME SENTENCE
how we implementing the graphics fam
the person at number 1 is john cena
the person thats number 1 has the belt
duh
You turn into john CENA if you're #1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E--xFjR1dM
Lol
lol
of J O H N C E N A T H E M E
to the sound
Haha and the highest player holds a belt
and it changes the note each time you pick one up
oh shit are trumpets the gems you pick up?
What if we just record each other rolling around as gifs for the graphics
you have more angular velocity
or some shit
but you can turn faster because of geometry
Doot doot
yeah you get more swole so your behind is bigger
Can we have trumpets
JOHN CENA
the gum?
Guys this tastes so chemical ish
I'd play this game
this plays every time you get a kill
https://youtu.be/5LitDGyxFh4?t=11s
Lol you get bigger but more exposed
and to hopefully turn into J O H N C E N A
to get more swole
would it still be go around picking up stuff
But the rest would be pretty easy
Idk how we'd make the suplex graphics
theres at least 10 pieces of gum in frame you could add to your meal
around them and they cant leave it for like 10 seconds
and it drops a S Q U A R E D C I R C L E
occassionally, rarely
we should allow for players to challenge another player
Wtf is this
My dinner
OMG niggas
Varun can you ask Cindy if we can borrow $32.88
We need an angel
varun, come back we need funding
haha same fam
lol
FUCKKKKK
that's like $40 a year
its an itegral part of the fad
no one will play if its not .io
Okay I'll buy suplexstars.xyz, what else
Cindy sent a message in your Private Conversation.
awkward
ah shit he stopped checking
gtfoutta here varun. its not cindy
hahaha
and suplex them
you gotta get behind someone
top down suplex battle
haha
also i feel like its be kinda like jumpkick which is hella dumb game
With platformer
It's hard to convey space tho
cant make an agario ripoff and have it be different
so they would be jumping towards the screen
hmm i think platform
is this a platformer or overhead
would that be top down still?
And you gotta goomba stomp everyone else
What about you're all on pogo sticks
and all the sweet remixes
nyan cat music
but how would it be not just a new skin on slither
where you eat more stardust to create a larger rainbow trail
That's so 2010
plays more like slither.io
nyan.io
io domains are hella pricy, but we can pick up xyz's for 2 cents
Koko + agar.io = what?
oh shit
nyan.io
agario flavor i mean
ya
a .io flavor?
Lets make an absolute shit web game
There's really not enough koko
Koko and autogenerated square memes
but with 100s of more kokos
it would be like that
Slack addon for box/house memes?
What would the ultimate meming chat platform look like
wow
What happened to forking, clean my ball sac
Cough cleansac
maybe
thats saturday
haha
What happened to forking clean my ball sac
or rectangular prism meme
make cube meme
ugh that's like work work fam
Update C O U C H C O D E R
bored af
lets make something famalams
,
Why doesn't Varun just send Cindy a message?
Didn't die AMA
About to bench my current max with no spot - goodbye world
Wtf
If you're into the kind of thing Joey
Who else am I gonna front, bed with
END
END
Who else am I gonna front bed with
Fuck
so maaaaybe
and i'll be busy when vbaby leaves tomorrow
Getting there and back is gonna be complicated since i dont have a car
David are you going to the hackathon or nah
David you know you want to
my god
Fuck
I always mess up my pyramid
>tfw entire life is a meme
FUCK
,
Fuck
Why does everything I do become a meme
Some people can't meme
I know, how to meme, ☀?
Check your privilege, asshole
I know how to meme, ☀.
I know how to meme ☀
At in sac on Saturday
David are u gonna be there
backwards taht tog uoy kniht I
What
I think you got that sdrawkcab
Is that a lil pupper or a big ol doggo
this
Koko is a meme. But you can use non koko memes. You can't use non koko stickers
>implying koko not a meme
>current year
^, this
^ this
Sticker I mean
FUCK is right. You used another not koko meme
Lol no I'll bring her one
Shirt*
FUCK
Shit
Does jenpai have a club shit
K
Everyone wear the shirts club shits
Fuck I drank too much pre workout I'm gonna die
Hack4Sac there were teams of like 20
Ok
Joey I'd imagine no team limit
10/10 would lose to
Gonna make meme ipsum
Same tbh
done
Holy fuck why
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How big can teams be?
$1,000 from the City of Sacramento for the best use of open data to promote the revitalization of priority neighborhoods.
No just the mixer was at urban hive I think
Let's become the kings data scientist. Make kings early 2000s again
at urban hive? how will that work
Or something like thay
oh civic hack
Sacramentos event for national day of hacking
wait what?
!hack4sac
Hackathon
what's saturday
They could be busy organising events for us to win I guess
Hey Matt you coming Saturday
Hahaha.
Davis kids can't be busy. They don't even beat sac state kids and we have hackathons with memes as the subject
Yeah haha
The data science survey?
Oh she never asked about the survey hahah
She's prolly just busy haha
I can't think of any other questions for your ama
Why don't you message Cindy again?
My trash can is full AMA
Holy shit I ate so many snacks
Jk it's not bacon and eggs
I'm bout to have the breakfast of champions
Pretty decent
David I tried the gronola btw
Oooh rookie mistake
Damn y'all
Jesus Christ I messaged her in the morning
And we're all alpha so
Plus girls don't like betas
she'll think its cute
Gotta be A L P H A
David is right
Yes
They chat it up on ezlist.matthewmerrill.me
Pretty sure their convos are like 20 page docs that they each send one of every day
real talk
hey varun you should just message cindy rather than waiting for her to do it
So don't call me one
Wow I can't be a fukboi apparently
Well, send me a meme and call me, fukboi
@matt Well send me a, meme and call me a fukboi
Well send me a meme and call me fukboi
Not a fuckboi either same reason as Joey :(
hello m'lady
I can't be a fuckboi I have a girlfriend
thats so rude
You guys are such fuckbois
its me cinday
hey bb
Everytime I get a message on messenger I hope it's Cindy but it's literally always you fucks
Yeah like Japanese hotels
N A P P O D S
Hell. There needs to be a nap hour
My news feed isn't loading either, must be doing API changes
Yup lmao
I think messenger is broken on android
que?
Whats up with Facebook
Yah. Composer update is just like NPM install p much
kinda but not really
i was like so it's pip?
that makes so much sense
It's like your NPM JSON
Just looking at our composer.json
We use a bit of symphony
I lied
but mom doesnt know how to cook ayy lmao
home cooked backend <3
No framework on the backend
now we're moving to react
They didn't use a framwork for a while but then when to backbone
but their looking to do a lot of refactoring with react
theres a lot of legacy code
Frontend is dope
2015
Lemme check
Something
Idk maybe it uses Larvel or some bring
Php
Or php
Java or Ruby
No framework I think
@V what framework
David how is the front end there
e n t e r p r i s e
E N T E R P R I S E
Holy shit the enterprise is so deep
Just got the backend architecture rundown
Nigga I already drank whey
Lol Matt's memes are best memes
Doesn't taste like ass, do it guys
The kombucha drink tastes like ass don't, do it guys
>not drinking 2 scoops of whey at work
>current year
The kombucha drink tastes like ass don't do it guys
I think the world may know someday. We aren't predicting how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
P A S S
We should do some data science to predict the 2016 Rep nomination
The world may never know
Would repubs vote shillary for the easy win or Bernie for the good candidate?
Unless they switched once trump secured to vote In dem
Some dems are
Why would they be npp though
California republicans that are no party preference may as well vote for a Democrat for the nomination
I'm voting trump. Gotta make America great again. Outlaw buzzfeed
I knoe
its buzzfeed
Rankin sticker packs
> Buzzfeed
Also holy fuck. Someone probably spent an entire work day or more
Wtf. Despicable me #1. With no explanation? Just enough said?
ayy lmao
#45 Koko Functionality: 2 Aesthetics: 5 Uniqueness: 2
This is BM
https://www.buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/the-definitive-ranking-of-every-facebook-sticker-pack?utm_term=.jyME0ZoLO#.fhXW0Gd9K
Never mind
Oh fuck
Mfw no one is here
Passed intern lunch
On my way fam
come cry on my shoulder bb
Oh shit thanks for reminding me
You going to intern lunch David
Fuck my life
Find me on dat Wordpress store fam
php master
Yeah
how do you print that? <? echo $varun ?>
<?php $varun="sad B O Y Z"; ?>
>"no ones written the documentation yet" >mfw
This is so fucked
Lol
You need an adult
Jesus Christ
And I don't know how to test the login endpoint
I wrote the code to test the stats but that's called on some other service
LOL yeah the fucking htacess
like all routing is done through one file
LOL yeah it's a bit weird. They do a lot of in house tooling
I'm so lost
David fuck this backend so much fam
Oh
Pretty sure it was
Wasn't that yesterday?
7 at urban hive
What time is it
Does anyone want to go to the mixer or whatever it is tonight? I'll pick you up and drop you off if you want matt
This is so beautiful
I just realized hi guys talk Ike this only because you met me
nice
that was choice man
same
Alright famalam I gotta sleep for intern thangs in the AM
S P I C Y M E M E
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2 3 4 involve...date things
But it comes after the D
thats not step e. thats like step 5
Step e: bike back to Tahoe to return bike
step 1a: bike to tahoe step 1b: bike back from tahoe on newly rented tandem bike. leave one seater bike behind
Step 1: find tandem bike
do it do it
tandem bike date
thats pretty close
It's about 15 minute bike ride idk driving lol
all about that tandem bike lifestyle
does she live far?
Nah fam my mom can drive our minivan
are you going to have your new bae pick you up for dates
If I have my drivers license I don't have an excuse for being NEET
a similar question could be asked about you
How is it there's a trenchcoat mofia Koko but no driving Koko
this one too, but more confidently
fuck i would pay money for more koko stickers
Is it just me or does it look like Koko is doing the nasty in that pic
Sorry famberlamps
Same middle and elementary, but different high
We went to different high schools
i believe N O R A still falls under that category
Old HS friend
hack4sac
then we changed topics to varuns epic picture and
you stopped responding about your phone calls with presumably N O R A
What's going on
H O N E Y S
did you mean to send that to T I N D E R H O N I E S
Fuck my life
cool now i know where varun is
jenjenyaoyao@gmail.com
@bbmatt you coming
then i have to add her on fb
mfw
lol 730 is when i leave to get to work at 9
Message Jenny
Elagunaj@gmail.com
i dont have joeys email or jenpais
Add Jenny too it
I get in at like 7:30
Shot I have to sleep haha
I can't dint he link of the old one
Ya jays fine.
could just do a new google doc
meh
?
New g r o u p c h a t
Jenpai wanted to talk about ideas
Oh shut idk
also what are we doing?
where does jenpai live?
Then I'll pick up jenpai cuz she needs a ride
Come to my place
Also if you wanna carpool Saturday
Lol it's pretty funny
lmao everytime i see it
God dammit
I don't think you can change the emoji haha only the group picture
to replace ayylien
how can i make that our groups emote
rofl
Fuxk my life that picture
N O R A?
but with whom?
and now its like
then today she was like
matt so yesterday you were like
okok
20 years later in varuns autobiography Chapter 3 When i became a fuckboi With this as the chapter picture
mfw
WEWLAD
Today https://youtu.be/kZf3Byq8oLA
Yesterday https://youtu.be/uxpDa-c-4Mc
Suspense AF
This nigga
You see
Who'd you ask out fam
Bottle openers are so kickstarter
Wtf happened
TBH it was more
It's so SF
Also guys mine and David's backpack has a bottle opener
Wtf did I just miss out on
lol no
Is that what you were seeing after
CSV
Wtf
N,I,c,e,c,o,m,m,a
Spicy meme
I, am a, golden, god
Or is that just the status of your godhood? Like a gold membership
But instead of kissing you're getting peed on? What makes you golden?
O H S H I T
me_irl
I'm a golden god
WEW LAD
this doesnt seem right but i dont know enough about girls messaging me to refute it
https://www.facebook.com/sh1theadstevetv/videos/1711316055809252/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjDqzZ4gjY
releasing your anguish
the second im guessing
niggga, fuck commas or niggga fuck, commas
NIGGGA fuck commas
his comma game needs work
i think he meant oh shit, meme hit too close
it's not a shit meme, you're a shit meme
Oh shit meme hit too close
same tbh
https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13310473_1415179251832095_8392138434714616338_n.jpg?oh=8541053af8f37aa7c36153ff155d2eb3&oe=580D8E0Esame
lol
elitist
scoff
No warp edit with gimp... Filter preview thumbnails are smaller than my thumbnail... I can't use it fambalam
G I M P
It's nigh impossible to edit digital photography, audio mixes, video editing on Linux
Adobe has no competition and that kills me
AYYY lmao
I Am
I'm not feeling anybody
Me? Yeah I'm feeling it
Genuinely believe in the memes TBH
Do you genuinely believe in the bern?
i have to go to sfo
lol no
Joey you going to feel the Bern in Davis tonight?
Oh shoot you're right
make sure to update the copyrights to 2015 before the other interns
Public relation
git gud
Get good
Whoofuckinghwhoo
Personal Record
Best intern ever
David fixed a fucking icon guys
Pull request
What's a pr
I'm bout to be the first intern to make a PR
Why are you pushing
They might send you out to do door to door stuff
>coding while influenced
>be Zillow group >Hire interns for summer >One can't even ssh >Memes with his friend the first day >Pushes to master >Mfw
> pushing to master
> 2015
I think I pushed to master
Fuck
Varun is C.W.I? Report him to hr. It's your moral obligation or some shit.
Varuns high and fuck that shit Matt
Hey squad you should check out Java and jsp
Convince your squad to switch to Java and jsps instead of php
Well you don't like Java either. So being better than Java isn't saying much.
Watch me regret this in 10 minutes
Hahahha
Most the new php micro services are well written too
Got that on screenshot
It's like more compact Java
Php isn't too bad
Life is the rain. Memes are the umbrella
Pushed to tomorrow
Joey how did the meeting go
Life isn't worth living TBH
Fuck heroku isn't free
>tfw not important
Looks like meeting got pushed back
meaning only one 24/hr instance
per month
Uses a pool of 1000 free hours now
RIP free heroku
So last semester I went to Krovetz and was like "make us good please". And he was said get more than 5 people. But it could be one on one with a professor if they're willing
Gotcha
There can be any number of 199s with any sort of topic
No. You have to go talk to a professor and make the class up with them
Do you know what it's going to be on this semster?
What do you mean?
I think it's undeclared, but probably wants to major in CS
Wait is it already declared?
I'll take 199 if you do
Should I try hard with another 199 unit or just take career planning?
Lol
The elevator when cheeses come
...
The elevator when Jesus cums
Holy shit
Varun irl pushing buttons in elevator
The elevator when Jesus comes
Jesus, fuck these elevators
Jesus fuck these elevators
Seriously
Do it tho
Lol holy shit
>gets fired
Do it
>try's for 25
>be me
I have my meeting with HR in 1.5 hrs
> 2017 > finish checking all the students
There still checking students one by one
Murder suicide
It's contained now
UCLA
What's oh shit
oh shit
nah guess you have to be on the network
into fedev
tryhard
into work?
can you ssh from your wifi?
wat
VPN
david how the fuck do i VIP
david if you wanna go to a tech talk at our competitors lol
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/intern-open-house-redx-talk-with-ceo-glenn-kelman-san-francisco-tickets-24971200533?utm_source=eb_email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=order_confirmation_email&utm_term=eventname&ref=eemailordconf
Same tbh
Lol holy shit
LOLLLLL
Holy fuck
I'm confused
Tbh you should
What does that mean
Brandon u should be a fuckboi
More like #notafuckedboi2016maybe2017tho
But it worked out so I have faith
That's what I said
Ha
ha
#notafuckboi2016
jk guys
what is this 1950
>3 months
LOLLLL
Remember in silicon valley. The last episode. When Richard walks into the living room and talks About what they did last night. "Some light finger banging" Varun irl in 3 months
LOL jk fam
nigga fuck you lol
So when u gonna h u g her fam
Just cause it's assigned doesn't mean you have to watch it again
nigga wow
Wow racist
Lol Asian film class
at least i could do movie night with cindy and watch something lol
for 3 fucking units
asian films class
Why are you watching it again than?
ya i've seen it
IP man is pretty great fam
gonna watch the movies on 1.5x
ip man is so good
Essay Question: Compare and contrast how foreigners—The Americans in The Host and the Japanese in Ip Man—are depicted in The Host and Ip Man. The Northerners can also be viewed as foreigners, but for this paper please focus only on the Japanese. Your essay must utilize and examine at least two examples from each film.
my first asian film asignemnt is watching IP Man and The Host
LOL this guy fucks
http://imgur.com/9u1Lh7P
http://i.imgur.com/9u1Lh7P.png
IT Danny's slack profile pic
Why do not computer science people do things
@brandon how was being a databoi
N E W M E M E ?
^ this
Oh shit
Ah fuck
G_G
I couldn't ssh into the dev server
LOL what doesn't work for you
fucking Danny
NO
oh it should work
and they message me on slack like
I had to get passwords for like 3 things
LOL what happened
>DMing IT rn >fml
Lol
>day 1 memes
Oh fuck me and David were memeing on the slack and my manager totally read it and started laughing
Savage AF
So are all your stories
Dammit Matt
Spark is so 2015
Isn't spark pretty lightweight? Seems like it's decent TBH
I thought what's his face was switching to spark? Or are you making Play play with spark?
https://www.playframework.com/
what is play enterprise java
Ooh scala
I think I'm in love with the Play Enterprise Java/Scala Framework
Are they both 1/2 baths?
Living it up
We have two bruh
Oh you probably don't even have a bathroom
God dammit
Stand in your bath tub
True. But I wish I got something smaller first just to get my feet wet.
Well your "ticket" is more like a project and it sounds legit
ayy lmao
God damn
Fuck uou David
Seems like it'll be fun
Come realign button layouts with me
Our backend is pretty intense tho
A G I L E
And I have no idea what I'm doing
But I already got a ticket to fix for this sprint
Other than fucking up on setting up ssh went well
What are you saying
n
Not much how bout you
du
P
su
Pretty sure it's brew install Cask/fuckIforgotThisPart/windows
brew cask install windows
brew install windows
How do you use a macbook
Free stuff and food
What was amazing about it David?
fuck youre right
It wasn't your first day jobert
amazing
^_____^;;;;;
good!~
How was all your first days?
Ya
Quest ?
The protein bars here are so ducking good. 20g of protein 2g of sugar. And they're strawberry cheesecake!!!!
Oh fuck protein
Getting Greek yogurt cheese and fruit here
Gonna eat quinoa and a protein shake for dinner
Get big
Eat
Wtf
Gonna go eat snacks so I don't have to eat dinner later
Dat crippling anxiety
So I went to the bathroom to hide
But I can't fucking get my ssh keys to work
SF is so nice today
I hate open space
I miss having an office
if you make it in payable hours it's def theirs
mmm... not sure about that
I didn't sign away my brain. So they don't own stuff I make
Fml
Can I have your laptop
I doubt they would pay you for it
Also
I dont work in a private cubicle
just use it and mess around every day
don't sell it to the company
Or illegal
Is making something that does my entire job and selling it the company unethical?
Need to catch some zas
Sometimes I forget if I'm writing python or java
```Java return ok(toJson(form.errors().values().stream().map(s->s.stream().map(v->v.toString()).toArray()).toArray())); ```
First paid for poop at this job
Hows the SF weather?
Right next to vsp
I work part time in rancho for two more weeks
w/e
Yeah pretty much
K and 13 is p much downtown right
Ah. My place is at 21st & N
K13
Where in midtown?
I'll be rancho bb
Joey. I'm in in mid town every day now. When are you taking me on a lunch date?
Same tbh
He's so pure
Tbh I love koko
Oh shit. Joey with the fresh koko meme
HR ethics videos
I wonder if anybody else at school memes as hard as us
nonMono space ayyliens
P H P H P P H P
P H P H P
Are you and David going to use php in your Zillow hackathon?
Mfw php Storm
@david
Car fax for houses
They're pretty sick
We're watching the company Hackathon demos
What ideas
How do we beat this
Yo these ideas are sick
Matt I didn't know you worked here too
Bot
Someone made a messenger bit
Oh jenpai
Jenpai
I'm down too fams
I mean
Oh shut
Who's Jenny?
I know Jenny wanted to do it as well
Let's have a Google ah gout
Ideas?
Yeah
>mfw we can only win at Davis events
Are we doing the Sacramento thing this weekend?
>makes memes
David and I are gonna wreck this company Hackathon so hard
Are they not married but still think their wife will kill them
...wait
Do you not understand conversations when you read them in group chats?
"Do you use /b/?"
How people ask him he's autistic.
Ask what? Lol
LOLLL
@joey @varun Varun how do people ask you?
I just had a lot of terrible thoughts. That was one of the tamer ones.
Whatever
Still makes no sense lol
I explained why I'm an asshole right after
Just had Baja blast AMA
Are y'all on those tbell fumes or what
What even is
I really can't follow you guys sometimes
Ok how's working for the hospital
I don't work in a hospital
How is the hospital
On a side note
Back it up with takes one to know one
Can't give you a not ass hole answer
Lol what
Holy shit I'm a terrible person.
I think it might be high functioning
I am legit curious
I don't mean to be rude: "something rude"
Is there a polite way to ask someone is they have autism
Hey
That ducking copy pasta lol
Please keep my jelly beans for me though
Yeah fam. I told you that weeks ago
Can I have your monitors
Lol @b no PowerSchool?
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general mills cereal. Not only can I buy general mills cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogg’s brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat off the face of your diet. If only you could have known what holy benefits eating cereal every day would bring upon you, maybe you would have eaten it with your orange juice and toast. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price by dieting. I will send boxtops to all schools and they will drown in school supplies. You’rrrrrrrreee great, kiddo.
That's a funny way to spell meme specialist
Oh shit. My job title: data specialist
Don't kill anybody fam
Oh ok
Hospital quality institute.
Hqi?
My first day at hqi too
:3
dat newline
Guys lets go
so many feels
Holy fuck watched it again. That stair scene
I liked her to bad Richards gonna fuck it up
F r i e n d s h i p
Winnie seems bae TBH Richard just has a tab stuck up his ass
I have a set tab to four spaces in my vim RC
Winnie uses Python
or at least set tabs to be x spaces
tabs
Spaces or tabs
Haven't packed yet. Figured I'd pack just for the four days then figure out what I can take and what I need
o shit
Nah moving in tonight
Did you move in yesterday?
0 to autistic real quick
He has no idea...
NEW MEMBER BOYZ
http://m.imgur.com/Y723JbB?r How these feminists treat me
I should sue Sadie making me feel oppressed
I got shitlord at 135
WEWLAD
Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 160
http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz
check you're fucking priveldge
Do I need to check my privilege more or are these for girls things ridiculous?
linkedin for feminists
wtf does that even mean
women-based economy
techery
We began our journey as My Swirl, pointing our techery first at collaboration and helping to unlock the potential of people, starting within the women-based economy
the audacity of some people to bullshit as hard as they do impresses me.
apparnetly it's like a linked in for women..? with ai and machine learning ...?
i was like wtf is this company
the lady who runs that company was seeking capital
lol holy shit
this link http://www.sofiia.io/ just autorefreshes
https://myswirl.com/
I'll buy a burrito to the first person who can figure out what the fuck this company does
ofc lol
Does she know that
dude we're not even offical lol
When are you and bae F A C E B O O K official
Pfft. Cause I'm white Denzel?
holy shit savage af kim
"You are all Dinesh"
Holy fuck Kim is savage
So how does it feel to have a bae now
It's so nice man
Oh how was it. Thinking of going one weekend with C I N D Y
There are so many teslas in Carmel
Lmao
The vim vs emacs thing lol
>tfw Jared
he fucks
i'm jared irl
oh
oh okay, i think it might be closed today fuck.
Prob today or tomorrow. Also I think I can just put it on my clipper card online
@david when are you buying a bus pass
I code I sleep I code again! Witness me!
Haha it's national work on your car day rn
vbaby it looks like mad max outside ur house
oh fuck i forget you guys dont live for sunday night hbo
Fuxk haven't seen it yet
dat emacs
why bring sand to the beach when there is already pussy there
But vbaby is vim over emacs
legit thought of varun when that happened
Richards fight with his gf
Also this is the funniest episode ever
Jared is best character.
HE FUCKS
SV
Snapchat hates me using the selfie camera, I can't zoom, focus, and it does weird flip stuffs
Selfie is mirrored
Solid effort Matt.
What got me was the continuation of the meme between snaps
Nah try it yourself. If you point the camera that way it looks like that
Also is the steering wheel on the right in that car or is there some mirrored stuff going on
Matt that song is savage
Add me on Snapchat! Username: mattmerr47 https://www.snapchat.com/add/mattmerr47
Wait how do I so the thing
MattMerr47
I need my fix
Mattbb what's ur snap
Matt why is your snap story always a running meme
Fuck my life
rip varun
http://thenextweb.com/dd/2016/05/29/github-streaks-dead-thank-the-sun-god/
Lol no
Did you guys see the fizz buzz tensor flow
I sent a linked in request and mentioned our convo. Hopefully he wants to move things forward.
He's working with Google to get algorithms for it on tensor flow
Also I met the organizer dude. He's pretty legit. He wants to start Autonomys go cart racing for colleges and I'm gonna talk to him about having us be a pilot
To success
That entire team is so smart
He's crazy
I met the iPhone jail break guy
Oh
2 mile curicuit
It's pretty technical
Turns
Nah you can't see the reins
It's just drag?
It's not an oval track lol
What do you need brakes to make a slight left turn for?
When you see the Tesla IRL
The denso people with the tesla sent some engineers from Japan
Everyone here is from the bay lretty much
Yup
Did they all drive from the bay?
This is like some mystical happy place
Everyone here races car, is an engineer, or a VC
They said j could bring my m3 out for a couple laps if I wanted but I'm not feeling great about the brakes
So I got a ride along in a couple race cars
Then people bring their own cars out with sensors on it to map stuff
So the self driving cars go for a bit
Ya it's lit.
Oh shit is it going down?
Guys this place is fuckign cool
Koko bean
What do you call a mix between a Chocolate lab and a Chihuahua?
With Koko powder
How do dogs like their milk?
fuck you
hella dont want to go
feel bad now
haahah
lyin v-baby
koko meme?
so yes or no haha
lol
couchs to sit on
ive got
LOL WTF MAN
reneg'd
Fuxk
nah but not really
ill go if you use a koko sticker
I'll ask jenpai too
What the fuck does that even mean
@brandon @matt you guys down to go tomorrow?
Ah nice. I was just gonna bring clothes and sheets and toiletries. Then see how much food I can bring and utinsels etc
G A M I N
Like my pc
Just clothes, bedding, and toiletries. I might bring more stuff after the first week
How much stuff are you bringing
Oh nice man
I move in tomorrow
nah you conditionally reneg'd our invite
Lol yeha it's kinda far
Yeha you can haha
WTF
2 hours north of sac
yeah but we cant come if she does
Where is it?
Chicks before dicks
Regardless if she's coming or not
Bruh I have a four seater I can take us all haha
so are you just ashamed of us or what?
Nigga calm down
She hasn't replied yet haha but I think she told me earlier she was busy anyways
jesus you are so rascist lately
Nigga duck you lol
aw you got rejected? ; ;
Mini road trip
But actually any of you wanna go tomorrow?
if she gets arrested its back to feeling da B E R N
lol let's parse hilary's emails
same tbh
ive become a trump supported until hilary gets arrested apparently
M A K E A M E R I C A G R E A T A G A I N
F R E E C O U N T R Y
BRUH
i thought you guys said you didn't wanna come earlier
now im only coming if she is
-_-
oh now we're only invited if she doesnt want to come
matt your bot thing make text out of ayyliens
if she can't make it yall should S L I D E T H R O U G H
so i asked bae if she wanted to go to the self racing car thing tomorrow
lol holy shit
memesian regression
The meme theory
We could write a thesis on memes
How Do we turn that into a copy pasta
Holy fuck.
brb
this calls for a new dank meme
holy moly
After crushing his local ICPC 4th grade prize, Brandon finds himself bored during the local competition. The only thing in his room is a digital clock. Brandon wants to find the prime factorization of time displayed on the clock
or do you think its a good stupid little story theyd put in topcoder
and parsing time
prime factorization is a common question
whats good about it
lol good interview question tbh
https://xkcd.com/247/
Sellout
oh haha
matt
no not you
still chekcking amazon
wtf
fuck i am?
lol why are you inviting people to like intellij
Send me the link to your Amazon item and your shipping address
there's a couple solid diy guides
haha yeah i'm not doing that again
Yeah don't do that
tfw 10w-60 isn't sold anywhere
i think oil change kit
hmm i still need to check haha
I'd like to place my order
that's all it needs, yeah i should be able to, but last time when i did the miata brakes i put the rears on the front and then the brake pads fell out of my car while i was driving so i had to drift to a stop lmao
LMAO
Yo Varun what 80$ thing do you want from amazon
You can probably do it all unless you need to lift it
What else does she need?
looks like i'm doing it myself lol
bruhh $1300 for brakes :(
never gonna do it guys
>2016 >Be vbaby >Still haven't ever used a koko >mfw
Koko is always appropriate
Wow thats actually appropriate
lmao
nah fam sports chalet too, i think they're owned by the same parent company, the merger basically went terrible
When you get a new jacket
Real? I thought it was only sports authority? I'm about to go tmr than
hahha yeah it's pretty typical sf. I got this north face hella cheap though, $50 cuz sports chalet is closing down
You can already tell the trulia outfit is flannel/jeans/converse lmao
Just when I thought you couldn't get anymore Bay Area engineer you pull out a north face jacket
also in cap 2 his old friend that helped him kill hitler is russian brain washed and has a super arm
in the avengers they all team up to fight "threats to the whole world" or some shit like that
in cap 2 he fights hitlers still loyal supporters who have spies like everywhere i guess
and freezes for 70 years
kills hitler
stops being a pussy ass bitch cause of iron mans dad super serum or some shit
@joey so captain america kills is a pussy ass bitch
David I bought a north face am I Bay Area yet
Before I move
Need to do shopping
Meet in Roseville for tbell
No ones at school familam
Damn alright fam
That's a weird bong Joey
I don't think anyone was down to bell
Can't do bell tonight
Me taking in all the memes
Or going to Reno
Ugh so many people camping. 80 is fucked
And he was trying to sell their box to the bizdev guy from the other company
The pied piper CEO basically found out that they have a competitor
"I have a tesla" "Oh yeah me too!" >be me >no tesla
Holy shit just sat in the most Silicon Valley sounding meeting I've ever been in.
Hr
50k is 25/he
Whats your new position fam?
Start high and let them come down?
Not full time, but working 24-30 hrs during semester
1 year
At full time
How long have you been at vsp? 1 year?
What is that yearly?
If you're feeling like hot shit go 24/25
Y O L O
go for it fam
At 18
$25/hr
What number should I shoot for
Man why was the person hiring me sexist. I want to work there
She's learning angular rn
She's cs
Jenpai got angular? I thought she was eee or something not cs
I've been bored of automation forever ago
LOLOL
I KNOW FUCK IM SO JEALOUS
aren't u bored of automation now
like J E N P A I
tbh you should negotiate to do angular shit
that too
T I R E S
joey's rolling in memes tbh
Tired
Yeah but I bought new tire
You said you were rolling in money last week
Gonna negotiate so hard on Wednesday for more money
So
we'll go home friday night or something
ya ofc
Ew
Can I get a ride back?
Add me on Snapchat! Username: brandondsherman https://www.snapchat.com/add/brandondsherman
david you wanna come back for it?
>be us >Next saturday, 2016 >Spend one hour changing clusters front end thing >Spend 7 hours working on skit >Also wear matching shirts >Win
that's the prize boyz
$1,000 from the City of Sacramento for the best use of open data to promote the revitalization of priority neighborhoods.
We can just spend time making the clusters page show pins in the map or some shit.
Sounds a lot like clean(my)Sac
Tools to help decisionmakers better understand, visualize, and prioritize the challenges faced by the most disadvantaged neighborhoods in Sacramento.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xec62k9LJWsbpFk357N-IBMCCH2WZMyt6xJ9UfrP5Dk/edit?usp=sharing
ah gotcha haha
K getting it
I just don't have it installed and sthff
I am though
missing out
you're not on snapchat fam
no this was yesterday lol
Was it actually 2015 though?
#mattmemes
>2015
ah fuck
Be you in what year?
>be me >working on car >didn't want to eat food cuz my hands >open fridge >see hershey's choclate syrup from like 3 years ago >what do > open syrup > try drinking > get the entire thing on my shirt
Exposed
lol fuck
Check out my rare pepe
Lol
Idk why I saved this pic of Vbaby
Holy fuck
S A V A G E
>$500m validation
LOL
Wtf is that thing
Wtf
LOL HOLY SHIT
u irl
Get these fucking kung fury stickers outta here
hackerman
Yo wtf
>redundantly write enterprise before java
Jk Japan is easy to infect.
VSP is rewriting a major application using angular and E N T E T P R I S E J A V A
oh lol
But this was a computer virus and they didn't know how to handle it
Because usually Japan closes their ports if any virus happens
Idk it hit them hardest
wait why
Japan irlrn
Japan is fucked rn
Entire company is infected
LOL holy shit
Spread to our shared drive
Wasn't me
Someone in customer care opened an email
So the entire company at VSP got infected with a virus
>been 2 days > driven like 160 miles to and from davis
fuck that was good
Make it track whenever you drive to see Cindy so you can see how far you'd go for her
The heart thing was intense? You're date was 10 minutes
anyone have an idea of what to make
https://developer.automatic.com/
yo i got one of those automatic things
lol fuck you guys
Damn sounds lit
Woah that was intense
$50 :(
FML
and i got a parking ticket
i only got to talk to her for like 10 minutes
How was last night
she's doing well lol
omg
Yeah asshole
So rude
Don't ignore Joey's question Varun
W E W
Mfw I just now realized he isn't standing on his top hat
How's C I N D Y
oh nice
i saw a guy riding a bike today that looked like taht dog lol
I need to put in my two weeks today
fuck
#justenterprisethings
i know they have integrations, not sure about addons like that though
I have an interview with HR about my new job that I'm already doing on Wednesday
Does slack even have addons
Couch coder as a slack add on
That's pretty neato matt
Oh the markdown is every 3s, thought you were talking about the syntax
markdown.js you fucking cheater
pretty sure
node?
Why is it called ezlist
Seems almost immediate
Every 3 seconds
Are you just rerendering on keyup?
Basically Google doc but simpler
fuck
why did i say about parking
about parkign
and then on the top half it has a websocket returning backend?
and then added syntax highlighting for markdown
did you use what we basically did in couch coder?
holy shit nice
Doesn't work well in mobile, needs larger text. But it works!
ezlist.matthewmerrill.me
~~~just open data hack things~~~~
Let's just fork cleansac and not change the back end
Sighhhh
i don't wanna go clubbing fam LOL
I wanna go clubbing niggA
We can go to the park ultra lounge after
NigggggaAaaaaaa no. Let's go here and then coin op
That's the day we're going clubbing
Vbaby
http://www.meetup.com/Code4Sac/events/230700092/
S T O C K O P T I O N S
i should read the whole thing over cuz it's probably for full time
i did'nt know we get stock though
restritcted stock unit, basically we get a certain amount of stock but we have to wait for it to vest
What is that
wtf we get rsu's lol
Of course the intranet link works
benefits one worked
kelly did that so we can't write shitty reviews
None of them so
Also none of the links in the emails work
>doesnt work
Just click it
Wait wtf
KELLY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
"Our goal is to provide candidates with an amazing experience throughout the recruiting process. As a new hire, we’d love your feedback. Simply cut and paste the following link into your browser to review us on Glassdoor. (http://tiny.cc.glassdoor) "
Also I'm definitely more like
Reading a book on lisp for no fucking reason
Me irl
me_irl
Networks
which is that
Same tbh
138s gonna be easy for you
Writing an SMTP client next week AMA
if you try sending an email within it
The async thread kills itself
So it's not async than?
if you say System.out.println("A"); mailSender.send(email); System.out.println("B"); it just prints "A". No exceptions, it just stops there.
In my enterprise stack, email sending is easy unless you try to send it asychronously. The thread will drop. No exceptions, it just stops.
#0000FF
varuns balls
She's super sweet
Went really well
Just walked her back lmao
do you mean that in a less creepy way?
Give her a kiss for me
ayy buddy
and still no reply from V B A B Y
almost 11
The sign out front is wrong, that's not for this building
This is a data science chat?
Can't have Data science in this Meme group chat
Lets heatmap it
Data science***
Idk why it's so low
I do have gas stove
Careful David using payment info to predict weather sounds precariously close to science
nvm
oh maybe you have electric stoves and shit
i guess you cook a lot eh?
I pay electricity through smud
what the fuck
Nigga this is just for gas
You can tell what the weather was like just from your energy bills
Pge
what the fuck is this for
Look at mr moneybags over here
Fuck
Oh fuck
2015 was the glory years of his marriage. now his wife will kill him over anything
AMA
>not current year
>be Matt
> 2015 > Trying hard to stay with what's hip
AMa
why is everything you did in 2015 matt
http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext?text=2015%0ABe+Me%0ARide+bike%0AGet+flat+near+ex%27s+house%0AMom+picks+me+up%0AThinks+Im+a+stalker%0ANo+tendies+tonight+bois
"this date is over"
"i always called them me mes"
"so cindy what are your favorite memes"
varun apparently hasnt seen these messages. thats a good sign
Vbaby is hopefully not being a potato
By this time
That's how I met my wife
should have pregamed in sac before the date and showed up shitfaced
you drove it all the way back home?
Thanks fam!!!
GOOD LUCK VBABY
7th grade
Fine
Filthy lies
>8th grade >Last month
Don't remember the specifics, heard it on the radio last month
It was a website of attractive people you can request from or something
Oh my
Actually @Joey I think I heard about a website like that when I was in like 8th grade
Yes
Could be marketed with free samples?
I'm telling you
Tinder for sperm donors
Scrolling down your news feed and accidentally hitting that send friend request button
To evaluate Mesos, we have ported three cluster computing systems to run over it: Hadoop, MPI, and the Torque batch scheduler. To val- idate our hypothesis that specialized frameworks provide value over general ones, we have also built a new frame- work on top of Mesos called Spark, optimized for itera- tive jobs where a dataset is reused in many parallel oper-ations, and shown that Spark can outperform Hadoop by 10x in iterative machine learning workloads.
they made apache spark just to prove their point
i'm reading the apache mesos white paper
haha seriously
Ugh I hate the world we live in. Why does every simple to think of start up idea have to tried already?
but safety + regualations gets to be an isssue
i think a company tried it
lol i thought of that
Guys...Uber for road side assistance
https://www.linkedin.com/in/prmalik?authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=ZTbB&locale=en_US&trk=tyah&trkInfo=clickedVertical%3Amynetwork%2CclickedEntityId%3A6262784%2CauthType%3ANAME_SEARCH%2Cidx%3A1-1-1%2CtarId%3A1464216856845%2Ctas%3APrashant%20Malik let's take a moment to appreciate the fact that the guy who made apache cassandra to fix facebook started an ecommerce startup to sell clothes
https://www.linkedin.com/company/3051698?trk=prof-exp-company-name pied piper irl
tahnks fam
Salesstyles
Gotta use coupon code
oh damn ty fam