Brandon Sherman

Brandon Sherman, Matthew Merrill, Joey Laguna, David Judilla, Varun Ved

J crew button ups for 29

Vbaby

When you don't lock the door

shoe on head

Fuck I'm taking a shit and I forgot to lock the bathroom what do guys

look varun now I can have a Tesla too

http://xkcd.com/1685/

http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4121

GOOD meme

Lol holy fuck that's a good meme

Hi there. Just a reminder to keep it classy in here. We are going to ask you to not use any non koko stickers and ask you to use good judgment going forward. Thank you!

lmao holy shit it is me irl

Add brown and that's u

That's an ugly ass koko

Minus red

You tbh

oh ty bb

Your hair looks good today Vbaby

Or something like that

Between 6 and Grahams number

ayy lmao

is that np complete

Or something like that

How many colors do you need to have no colors touching in some N dimensional object

god dammit

Some math field.

Units

where is grahm's number actually used

i knew that was coming lol

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meme

nice mee

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But Graham's number is still smaller than the weight of your momma

wait what's the joke

3*3=3+3+3=9 3^3=3*3*3=27 New notation here 3∆3=3^3^3=7.62e12 3∆∆3=3∆3∆3=some number with many trillions of digits. 3∆∆∆3=3∆∆3∆∆3 3∆∆∆∆3=3∆∆∆3∆∆∆3=g0 g0 is the first number of our sequence. g1=3(g0 number of ∆s)3 g2=3(g1 number of ∆s)3 Etc g64 is Graham's number. This is so huge. If each atom in the universe was the size of the universe and we filled all those universe sized things with lead. Weighed all those things to get some number of pounds it'd be less than Graham's number.

http://www.renovomotors.com/coupe/

Self drive dis dik

you fams should come to the self driving car thing tho

fuck you lol

Wait is that after your date

custom plate won't come for 3 more month fml ama

Pls yes

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OK I'll tell it anyway. This ones a novel though.

i wonder if there's a new data set

wewlad hilary's emails

Wtf

pls no

Who wants to hear another awesome math joke

oh dope taht's awesome

Yeah full time

And a parking spot that I only have to pay 25/month for

40hrs/week?

nice man congrats

Yeah going to hqi. Got offer letter yesterday. 15/hr

did you make a decision yet

oh shit stillt here?

I've worked here for months

Child support services. Fuck

nigga where u working

what work

Reading R bloggers at work

so bored rn

holy fuck just reading apache spark white paper at work

yall are fuckbois lmao

Pfft. Joey's the only one that appreciates real humor.

Holy fuck LOL

Whisper "holy shit"

"hey Cindy, I'm like e^2x. You can differentiate me all night and I keep on getting bigger"

When she tells a joke

holy fuck

When Varun sees Cindy tonight

jesus

is there a koko meme for everything

when u gotta go to the bathroom but the dmv is supposed to call you back <<<

lol that's the drake song

yeah my friends and i always end up there

Always fighting there fam

oh hahhaa

Because you always send snaps from cheesecake fam

Why you gotta fight with me at cheesecake

where the fuck is this cheesecake meme coming form

You shoulda brought your date to cheesecake

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(you have to ayylien face too)

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Ayy lmao?

Me pressing command 4

Riiiiighhhht

nigga command 4 takes so long

>2016 >Be Varun >Take a screenshot with my phone's camera

Holy shit it's still available

That's my praying pose. Or whatever.

holy cancer

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ayy lmao

Uranus is close enough

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Ayy lmao

Wow Varun, David doesn't want you to succeed

Now pray

David too

Damn what about david

Brandon pray to the meme gods

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Ayy lmao

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Ayy lmao

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Ayy lmao

Let us pray he's not a potato

1 ayy lmao = 1 prayer

For Varuns date

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Let's all pray to the meme gods

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but more importantly, picking up the car at 5

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Whens your date fam

wtf how did you know i like cheesecake

i just had strawberry cheesecake ice cream with my mom

He said you really like cheesecake huh

wait what

https://youtu.be/2vIxdHDT8tc

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You really like cheesecake huh

Vbaby

When you're a boss on that Hoverboard

Go get /fit/ and then make fun of people squat form like me

what the fuck

Holy shit me irl

This is gonna be u Varun over summer

we already beat that whole school

P A S S

It's some stasticiian

You guys wanna go to their guest speaker event on Thursday?

Fucking Koko

when shes ready for you to go at it from behind

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That's the only solution

Nigga pay me

Oh fuck

What lol

Joey why does it still say you requested 69

That was my past life fam

What are you talking about

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You guys are fuckbois lmao

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when your going at it from behind

Yeah I'll hug her nigga Jesus

Lmao no fuckboi guys

Mandro haha she can't drink

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Fam

Varun are u gonna at least hug her fan

that you didnt take us to

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or "the best boba in davis" place

are you going to lazi cow

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Date night tomorrow

You guys are fucking gross lol

maybe she ate something good and wants to retaste it

That's hot

Yes

what team? work team?

Like the ones deep from the stomach and they're so fucking disgusting

This girl on my team is always burping, and not like the loud cool ones

what?

This fucking girl burps so much on my team

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Bill Clinton was on campus the other day

Wtf

So can I get those jelly beans or wut?

P O W E R S C H O O L

i dunno

What the fuck

SWITCHAROO

SWIRCHWROOO

Lmfao wtf

yoooo

Congrats fampire

Yee there we go. TABLEU BOYZ

Ayy grats fam bam

yeah i need to finish this so they can finish the offer letter. they fucked up sending it to me on friday

Lol shit. Are you gonna take the hospital?

cause they miss my middle initial

this guy gets more of my email than i do

i need a new fucking email.Hospital placed sent stuff i needed to fill out on friday to brandonsherman@gmail.com

Lambs

Hey Rams

hey jams

nvm

hey fams

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pied piper company wanted to use this

Lol. I wonder where it fits in the scope of SDN

I don't know. All I know is that it's a production quality, multilayer virtual switch licensed under the open source Apache 2.0 license

It's the one designed to enable massive network automation through programmatic extension, right?

Yeah that's all I know about it as well

That's a production quality, multilayer virtual switch licensed under the open source Apache 2.0 license.

do you guys know anything about this? http://openvswitch.org/

The memes keep on meming

I nearly lost my shit when they said that

Yeah they're building a box and running their algorithms on it

Lmao

Yeah but they made a box

VM

So kinda open mp. But it works with any language and compiles your code and runs on its own GM

They abstract multi core programming

Not gonna lie this company is pretty cool

God dammit

Does koko look smug in this one?

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10/10 would use

http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4119

Damn it i need more koko the dog stickers.

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they're porting their algorithms to a box

holy shit, this company we invested in is literally like pied piper

https://www.facebook.com/events/1097574673632328/

THIS EPISODE

HOLY FUCK

starting it now

just did

i ahven't!

whos watched silicon valley already?

holy shit this is goals

thanks https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/4km3yc/finally_fired_after_6_years/

hoping someone comments on it

i wear nerdy shirts to the gym every day

holy shit

wtf

Someone at the gym with a pydata shirt

jenpai is such a bro

Oh shit jenpai coming through

Oh.

yeah p much haha, and jenny told me she doesn't like coffee

DUH

She's Asian and goes to Davis

Is boba the new coffee date?

They have some statistician coming on Thursday for their meeting

Were just getting boba Wednesday evening hahah

What are all the juicy details!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!??!!!???!!?!?

That looks creepy AF

And I'm going out with her Wednesday

Congrats man

Holy shit

time to drop my back up in case i failed classes

hell yeah

c- in 180

HOLY FUCKKKKKK

what did you did?

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I did it boyz

󾮙 this

holy shit

talking to girls you met not on the internet is so hard

manhattan looks like a suicided guy

Noice job guys

Lol the last graph looks like it has a face in it

oh yeah. that was v-babies matt replacement

I guess it didn't matter, y'all won lol

The first two graphs have no horizontal name

?

for which? the ones like #6

Nice axis labels lol

with an in n out break

in 3 hours

answer these questions

/berkeley/sanjose

AYYY

iidatad

fucked davis

we won the timed data analysis competiton ahha

So I'm totally lost as to what y'all did in the past 24 hours/are doing

what do we do now

fuck guys

Haha same. Proud of us fam

>be me >still really hyped

Gonna get p before the announce it

I'm gonna Steph curry this

Holy fuck

dude you guys got first

We're the more short or less shitty

Did you see how they did

>wins $100

She did the Kaggle challenge

Fuck we should have done it

I DONT HAVE IT GG

GET YOUR CAMERA

Guys

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DATA GUYZ

Is this what it sounds like when I'm talking

Lol Netflix isn't even big data

oh fuck

director of algorithims at netflix is talking

http://www.ibm.com/analytics/us/en/events/apache-spark/?S_PKG=&S_TACT=M1610RFW&campaign=Unbranded

why did i rase my hand lol

Me rn

:(

So did the first speaker

WTF FAM

I USED THAT FUCKING QUOTE

Lol

She does stats on psychic people

5 minutes ago

With koko memes

Let's make this conversation interesting

omg they're locking us in

s = sametbh

S=shitty

Fmsl

gg bro

NOOOOOOOOOOO

omg is this gonna be another "how do i bcome a data scientist" thing

It is. Hey they even admitted it. Why do they call themselves a choir group

This is acapella Baka

Lol

you're so dumb brandnon

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Acapella

Wtf is acapela lol. Clearly spelled occapella

i could acapela tbh

Pretty sure choir isn't occapella but w.e

judge dilberation isn't over i think

hahahaha

did a guy just jump on stage

Jesus Christ. Why did you bae do this

wait

holy fuck we'd be so good

we should start a choir

guys

>talk is titled working environments in big data >define data science for 20 minutes >define big data for 20 minutes >time runs out before subject matter is reached

I wish they'd just talk about an actual problem they have and how they architected a solution

What is data science

25 minute intros

what is data scince. how do i data science

i know now how people make 30 minute talks

i feel like every talk is gonna be just like this

outside benchew

Where u at

Take up Davis and go to mondavi

Uh. Jk we aren't staying at in N out.

Also were going to in N out lol

I am.

Are we wearing the shirts?

we're getting sql'd

What's happening rn?

Overslept. Gonna leave soon

David where u at bb

SPIDER MEMES

HOLY SHIT

w e w l a d

Lol I have 74%... Because he didn't curve what he said he would and added a duplicate assignment we all have 0s on lol

70 to 100 is an A 60 to 70 is a B 50 to 60 is a C 25 to 50 is a D below 25 an F.

Grading schemer for my CSC130 class:

I think

Mondavi

It's by minds I

I think UC Davis

What exit to take?

The Chhs one on open data too

Baidu talk looks pretty lit

during the lunchbreak we can go to in n out if you guys want

but i gotta stay in davis afterwards

you and david might be able to

I'm leaving around 9. Assuming no one is car pooling

when we gonna get there tomorrow?

hey fam

>high performance bmw not know for reliablity >varun buys without inspecting

Y O L O

lmao yeah

165k miles holy

Wait

some old lady, owned it since 2005

she has hella reciepts from bmw

no lmao

did you carfox?

Sliding into deals

and i looked over the paperwork

no i mean i drove it haha

you didnt even look at it

about to do data science on all my repair bills ama

20 minutes fo sleep + seeing my dream car = impulse af

holy fuck

i've never bought a car without even llooking at anything

guys

god dammit

I can think of something

whats cuter than matching shirts

no :( she hasn't replied since tuesday lmoa

Have you guys talked yet

I was gonna look cute tomorrow for bae 󾌣

Can you send picture of front and back

i we wearing it tomorrow fams?

i do

Who has their data shirt rn?

Had you turned in the form before?

I'm out front

Bring a pen I don't have one

Walking to riverside

Here

K

I'm in 5029, lmk when you pull up

10-15

I should be there in like

Can whoever has the form meet me outside of riverside

AMC

Res hall

Matthew where u l i v i n g in the fall

opening ceremony is at 10:15

http://www.meetup.com/Bay-Area-Elixir-Meetup/events/231276515/?fromEmail=231276515&rv=ea1 @david

Hmm ok. Well I can pick people up at sac state if anyone wants

timed one starts at 1045

Oh shit what time are we supposed to be there

I gotta take pictures in Davis afterward

Wait fuck

Yeah sure

I'll be home too 󾌣

Are we carpooling for tmr?

Nah I won't be there

Are we t belling tonight? Or should I just go home after work?

Real entrance is on the staff parking lot side

You have to use the side door by subway

3rd floor of the book store isn't even accessible by normal means. Why are you at uei?

3rd floor of the book star has the nicest bathroom ever

Pics

oh fuck guy feiri's son just memed so hadr

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Oh shit my one year at VSP is on Monday

@Brandon Documentary Now

no

you guys should plan an sf trip

bojack horseman

Any recommendations on Netflix?

making memes like any other day fam

what do i do with my life now that theres no school

Moving Saturday not Friday

supposedly matt is moving, and varun is buying a car for some reason

so is there no tbell friday?

Where the hood at

Nothing else to look forward to fam

Also why does Russia always win?

Idk why I'm happy about this. But glad Berkeley beat stanford

https://icpc.baylor.edu/scoreboard/

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Sweet ty

@david

register!!

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/openair-2016-tickets-25219724876

Roll through famela Anderson

Waiting for everybody to get here

That makes sense

Round table

Where at

Get beer with us

Anyone doing nothing on campus?

I got 0 and I know I got the boxes right

It must have been something weird

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what...i thought i got that one right

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I'll check

I just took mine out the dryer for THR second time.

Yeah fam

Oh fuck really lol

S T R I N G E R

Time to make it a

Guys the data science shirt hasn't shrunk

Z box problem

i only got a 1 in whatever that column is

whta is that column after final? 5?

What do you feel

How do you wake up in the morning and see that

Lol dude 1 person got 1/100 on the final

Only 2 fs in the whole class lol

He didn't remove lowest quizzes so my grade is low I thinj

W E W E W

So I got "100% of the average".

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Avg was like a 38 too

No I got a 38

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Fuckin hell. You moved up with a 33?

I thought I was like one of 5 but it's like half the class lol

There are so many c's

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C B O Y Z

Lmao 38/ 33

What'd you get in class/final

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Nice

Got an a in the class. Only 76 on final though

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How'd you do fampai.

PASSED 140!!!!

> everything works

> "run the 'clean' command and try again"

> Finally find a small answer hidden in a comment

> StackOverflow only has relevant answers for previous versions of framework

> spend 3 hours trying to figure out why everything broke when I didn't touch anything

So I was getting null form data in my POST on the backend side

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https://play.spotify.com/user/lukeschlief/playlist/6u1d2136UGyr68OshEGN2L

Lol fuck you. And no I haven't seen it yet

Schedule for spring 2017 is up. What are you guys taking?

Hurry man. Excel it!

Unless ....

In 2 hours lol nvm

When is it due?

Fuck we should have done this lol

We will figure out how to win

It's okay fampai

NOOOOOoooooooOoo

Can't make it***

Can't it to ii data

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No final until Friday for me

I'll be on campus around 12

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Lying in bed haha

Where the fam at

>2015 >internship >paid

>be me july 2016 >"they can take my life but not my \crossout{liberty} memes"

>implying vc boi doesn't find loophole

>be me >tfw powerschool has rights to our lives

>be me >read varuns obvious fantasy >powerschool has rights to all our future IP

It's truncated my messages like 5 times today

Mf Facebook can't keep up with my typing speed

NEET

> 2016 > not being NEET

>be us >all work at powerschool >start skunkworks company >hellapowerschool >plans get caught >what_do.gif >vc boi bails us the fuck out >start sepearte company >make memes >make less shitty cms >get bought by powerschool >mfw still making $11.50/hr

couldnt just be happy at powerschool like the rest of us

yeah prob

oh fuck im gonna die

june 4th me u and david hitting the clubs

says the one leaving

yall fuckbois better come visit this summer

StringBuffer data = new StringBuffer(); random.ints().limit(random.nextInt()).forEach((ch) -> data.add(ch + ""));

matt just catch all the exceptions and forget about the problem

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and do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole

was as hilarious as piss to a shit fight

the ending cough fit

ive seen it

Sorry

FUCK

spoilers friend

SPOILERS

☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝

Steve balmer got fired lol

Good episode of Silicon Valley

This

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TFW my enterprise stack starts making things null for no reason and I can't find where because the MVC is separated 6 different ways

told you $50

>tfw uninsured

thanks obama

feel the bern

i'm just trying to get health insurance fam

my bike seat washes my ass when it rains

this website sucks

fucking covered california

My bike seat gets washed when it rains

i only wash the sheets in my car

i washed my seats like once this year

lol wtf

Ayyyyyyyyyy lmaoooooooooooo

Wash the seats in my car every week tho

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Can confirm

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/21/men-wash-their-sheets-four-times-a-year-new-survey-claims-3933231/

is this true varun

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jk

memes have ruined my life

looking at memes

you didnt spoon her to sleep at 4am exhausted spending all night together

Holy shit

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Oh Lol

didn't wanna wake her

well i didnt sleep on couch but same

i jsut went to bed later

Oh fuck

yeah

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Wasn't it your anniversary

i slept on the couch last night AMA

replace all that with memes and that's me

http://imgur.com/OdOzx4i

ITS getting deep boys, myRelationship_irl

oh my god i love this

holy fuck LOLLL

http://imgur.com/hmyC47v

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as a young mexican man

that stick set triggers me

After looking through the Amigos Alibrijes stickers

LOL

thats a pretty weak sticker set. has to use words to convey emotion

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

V I M I

because hes V I M

why is the thumbnail for that vim thing the guys face

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> When the filetype ends with .csv

> Brandon after his cuppa joe

even george rr marting forgets about that fuckboi

Showed*

Yo I totally forgot about that brother that just shows up

that red head

oh

Brando(n!)

i never said the hot girl red head

he doesnt have a dead sister

That's not a sister

Hodor?

>implying stark sisters are dead

The one that didn't go blind

yo wtf

LOL or dead one *

The alive sister or alive one

WHAT

sister

you mean his siter

so glad jon hugged that hot red head

Pretty sure we camel case out classes

i watch got

and enterprise

matthew stop being a fuckboi

i still haven't started lmao

Classes can't start with a number, and by convention have an UpperCaseNamingStructure

i do

Wait who watches GoT?

137

what class

>tfw jon snow

X=0

i didn't know anything

what teh fuck

"Name"

Everything was fine but the first question

i thikn i got a 2/100

lol david how did you do on the finla

>when people say they like pusheen the cat

We're spreading his dogeliness

fuck we're spreading the cancer to acm fb page guys

holy shit in acm too now

WOAH

because the dog looks annoying

how do you not love this thing varun

LOL holy shit

on the internet nobody knows you're Koko the Dog

i mean

same tbh

how is this me

joey irl

this dog

FUCKING HELL

did someone say E L O N S B O I Z

just realized i drove past tesla hq everyday last summer and never made a stop to see e l o n s b o y z

rofling so hard rn

this fuckign dog sticker is cancer

LOL

That's less than $11.50/hr

Fuck this

$12.50 boyz

LOL YEAH

WHAT

*1 amazon gift card

in Amazon gift cards*?

wtf is this dog

lol no we get $50 if we win

50 to attend?

$50!

low key don't want to do the competiton because we'd miss out on some talks

http://www.iidata.net/guest-speakers/ also some of the guest speakers look hella cool

what does that even mean

Who: Eighth-grade students How many: 21,500 When: January–March 2014 Where: About 840 schools across the nation What: Virtual scenario-based tasks and multimedia selected-response questions that measured TEL concepts and skills How: Completely digital-based assessment Why: TEL is relevant to all students, not just those pursuing STEM-related fields.

http://www.nationsreportcard.gov/tel_2014/ 5 points to anyone who can find the raw data set for this study. The only downloadable data has been manipulated by them to be weighted in some strange measure - I think there should be a push for all data done by governing bodies to be public domain rather than just the results

When you get permission to keep on meming

The problem using birds. I'll just model it as a marble

Kill it

keep meming

GG, I'm off to the final

"Does anyone have a frictionless table?"

Maybe I can do an experiment in the middle of the final to empirically prove my answers

It's all just physical physics

Im so buying an Arizona after today

wewlads

I just need the vector algebra stuffs and I think I can figure out the rest

@B Right, but doing the vector stuff with rotational moment of inertia and velocities is quirky

Depends on how you do

Me trying to figure out what to do in life

Or if you prefer fucked=my ass

It's all just f=ma=f-am

Sounds like something they would do

and they lock us out after a certain time

I can't access the study guide because it's on an online TA site

That makes no sense

So KA is my only study guide lol

teacher made it so the study guide expired too soon

They talk to fucking slow

Yeah

LOL Same. For physics?

me watching Khan academy at 2x speed before finals

Bae

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This senior project team used prezzi.

Same

fml why do i suck

then i realized you can do it in eclipse

spent like 10 fucking minutes trying to grep across all files

agar.io/#GTF9J

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMac

lol I fucked up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMachttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMac

Oh shit emacs. I'm sorry man

>be me >spent all weekend reading about lisp and emacs >dont know why i must fucking hate myself >finals tomorrow

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Lmao ty fam

Bang bang

What are your go to resources? Varun Ved.

>trying to talk to a girl not on tinder >no idea what the fuck I'm doing

It was my way of opening a conversation with some girl saying I was putting together a little blurb on what got people into data science lmao

Why don't you want to be a fukboi, fukboi?

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oh..well

what does this have to do with dating

But yeah just some time by the end of next week haha

Is this a new meme

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Lmao pls guys

help varun get a date fam

Ty fam ❤️

oh my god

what got you into data science? what do you think were the most useful classes? what skills did you learn on your own time? what are your go to resources?

Hey can you guys answer these questions at some point so I seem like less of a fuckboi?

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What the fuck

The ducking neckbearda are back

Yeah exactly

i'll start making a summer hackathon/meetup calender after finals and share it around

yee sf boys. idk if i can make it back in time tho

Meet n greet ends at 630

Plenty more meet ups to come

Oh fuck

http://www.meetup.com/Sacramento-ReactJS-Meetup/events/230926232/ fack me and d a v i d can't make it

I already Did

Do we all have to venmo iidata?

Go fuck yourself lol

Hey man that 1 beer fucked u up man I'd be careful

Wanna hit the bell

actually taht might be too big for 3 people

then hit the clubs

gonna pregrame with elephnat bottle of henny

Let's go

im coming up to the bay

june 4th

ok

YES

Duh

henny

david do u like hennesy

R A P T O R S

Raptors gonna close it out bois

drinking

dinking beer fam

yes

real?

ROUND TABLE

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v-baby whered you go

that's all i'm gonna do now

fucking matt

*creatR

which means im practically taught the creater of R

norris was taught R by that guy

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god dammit

CompileR

C O M P I L E R S might be useful

oh fuck, so duncan temple lang, the guy who made R and teaches at davis is currently working on compiling tools in R using LLVM

zyzz was such a god

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we're all gonna make it, 3rah

this is me irl actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw

yes

joey irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg

you just cursed yourself

LOOL S A V A G E A F

wow

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beers and burritos?

taco bell first though ayy

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k im gonna get beer tonight

5029

where u fampais gonna be at tonight

oh fuck

no but i hit up c h r i s t i n a and r o h i t and they said they'll have it soon

varun did u ever get ur o c t o c a t

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come thru bb

11:59

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how late u fampais gonna be on campus

hows my icpc problemo

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Fk yeah tb

So since we're not doing the long term data thing idk what do tonight. I was just gonna get some bell and study prolly

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Nice formatting. Really worked out for you

M E M E Q U E E N D R E A M T E A M E E M M E E Q Q U U E E E E N N D D R R E E A A M M T T E E A A M E M E Q U E E N D R E A M T E A M

i fucking suck at r

you were in rstudio. why were you using excel

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Python broke AMA

Fuck

We're using excel

I'm so good at this

Doesn't make sense cuz finals

Yeah we can

Nice. Are we quitting the week long?

i got us into the timed contest

It was in Davis too. Could have hacked gunned bbqd and tobaccered at the same time

mfw they didn't invite us

Mfw the Republican club had an official guns, barbecue, and tobacco day last weekend.

Sorry man 󾌣

Shit

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joey didnt lobby for me hard enough

but 20*11.50 a week is less than a thousand a month

You can always take it and keep looking.

i dont think i can risk rejecting power school to keep on looking

i dont have time to get another offer anyway

And other than pay and limited hours your project is at least interesting right

Then again. Working 20 hours a week means you have like 20 more hours per week to work on your own projects

I'm sure there's stuff on HH job listings, LinkedIn, and glass door

Yo keep looking dude.

*2 months*

*few*

joey is a few years older than me

few years older than joey lmaoooo oldfag

or so

shes like 28

she's a few years older than us i think

Who names their child Sadie? How old is she? 40?

Sadie, never...

Who thinks she hired a girl?

Wtf no VSP?

looks like im coworkers with matt

:(

thats useful

oh

"In order to improve the quality of the data set, we have made several updates to the files, including bills.csv and testset.csv, so please re-download these files if you already have them. We have also added trainingset.csv to the data set, which is crucial towards fitting a predictive model, so please download it as well."

but they messed it up

maybe theres supposed to be something useful in bills.csv

Do we have under-the-table lobbyist data?

how that congress person would vote?

what the fuck are we trying to predict

rookie mistake

Aww you fucked up

T S S E E T E S T S E T E E E E S S S S T T T S S S S E E E E T E S T S E T

dont even know what we're testing for

testset.csv

fridAYYYYYlmao iidataset tacobell night

Ah

and i called the function gekko because thats was like the first word in the problems

theres a proplem were doing for 140

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Lol what

inept

shit

nvm not a meme

new meme

hey do you guys like couchcoding "gecko code"

Unlimited private repos = heaven

A P P S S C R I P T

Also that tomorrow

i was jsut about to ask, maybe we should

Any interest in going to mock competition tomorrow night?

HERE WE GO BOYS

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d2btr0ovmthxttb/AADK8BxhJcuRAuIF7db2KbeZa?dl=0

amazon i think

davis student store

giftcard to amazon?

subject?

Yo do you remember 140 hw 2

$50 gift card haha

are there prizes for this?

Hack4Davis

"Groups will be given their datasets on May 11th at 12:00 noon, 10 days before the convention, and 7 days before the deadline. The data set given is incomplete and groups may use any method they wish to predict the missing data, or clean the data set. Groups are given broad inquiries to drive their analyses to completion. Groups have until May 18th at 12:00 noon to send their final models to iidata@ucdavis.edu." let's go boys

for ii data

also i'll pay the $10 for the competition fee

this guy is a god

holy shit that's beautiful

he uses his last name as left padding for his name image

compilers is gonna be hell lol

C U T T I N G E D G E

even if its matlab im sure itll be better than compilers

pass

Lol he has icons on the left that look like buttons but they're really bullets for the info next to them

found some more info https://docs.google.com/viewer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fathena.ecs.csus.edu%2F~mitchell%2Fcsc148_flier_f14.doc

i feel like simulations are usually done in Matlab or octave

his website is pure cancer http://athena.ecs.csus.edu/~mitchell/

how do you know its matlab

http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=679666

and apparently they've provided the course before

matlab x(

hes apparently a graduate teacher

have any of you heard of this guy? bill mitchell?

ugh its m/w

https://www.ecs.csus.edu/wcm/csc/pdfs/course%20pdfs/csc148.pdf

:(

ive been waiting for them to offer it for my whole life

modeling and experimental design

what is 148

kkty

no i just got an email. one sec ill forward

you got a link

bastards. now that i dont need any more electives

it just got announced

yo varun you should take csc148

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yeah fk swift just learn react

^^^^

react native lets' you do html/js/css, i've never used it though

swift is closer to js/python. it's funny because obj c was designed to be readable like it was close to english, but the reality is the opposite lol

ive never used it tho

big improvement from obj c

How is swift

confusion

It's a shame the Firefox phone died. Would have been nice to see HTML/CSS apps rather than Android's XML/AlmostJava or Apples C based confusion

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oh fuck maybe not cuz today is the 10th

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we're getting the data set on the 10th boyz

Our faces when we use Google api

Our weekend AMA

oh okay, just give it to me whenever nbd

Car

I have the tshirt in my cart btw

hahah she deserves that

>hottest recruiter 2016

i didn't know there was an award for not responding to emails

kelly won a fucking award in march 2016 for amazing results

should we read the ToS and see what rules we'd be breaking if we tried to support our server costs?

These 10 tips and tricks will make your front end even front endier. #7 will blow your couch

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And add a donation button

Link it to hack at sac

No that's the front page buzzfeed sitr

couchcoder.com? Lol

Which has ads and or a donation box

That goes to the site where they sign up

Add a link to a new website in the sidebar of couch coder

yo david can you bring your extra data science shirt back

http://techcrunch.com/2016/05/09/behold-ai-launches-artificially-intelligent-medical-software-to-find-abnormalities-faster/

"Behold.ai is an outgrowth of both Njenga and Raut’s training. It works by feeding the software algorithm hundreds of scans of healthy versus unhealthy lungs, for example, to "

silicon valley spoilers. jared so savage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_UNHn2lHXE

that feel when you kinda wanna keep working on couchcoder

Body no longer used to catching zas

drink too many memes last night?

I feel hungover today

oh my couchcoder

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PGOQh9V8ZwUlSeNV7McFwBZcHZNWU5CjBwkpvZrgIgc/edit?usp=sharing

Time to recursively descend

I still need to do that project David haha

Strings as arrays tbt

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fyi instead of input.charAt(0) you can use input[0]

pretty much

that answer all of your questions? lol

``` JavaScript for (var j = 0; j < input.length; j++) { line += input.charAt(j) == input.charAt(0) ? input.charAt(i) : input.charAt(i) == input.charAt(0) ? input.charAt(j) : " "; } ```

This is called for every line in squaretext.png

spoken like a true programmer

lol no but hmu for source code

Do you have documentation for mememaker?

Just updated squaretext -> adds horizontal bars now too

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=EXECUTIVE%20OFFICER%20IS%20A%20MEME

He memed the only memes in that sentence

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext.png?text=2016%0Amemespace%20B%20R%20A%20N%20D%20O%20N%20and%20C%20O%20U%20C%20H%20C%20O%20D%20E%20R%0Anot%20memespacing%20CEO

B R A N D O N is CEO of C O U C H C O D E R

So i take it

AMA

Yeah ok but who is the CTO

Chief Transportation Officer is Varun

Can I talk to the CTO of couch coder?

2 files

Our shit was built exclusively on my laptop

Which is why you didn't need your laptop

Yes

Am I the product?

ill give you the 3"

O C T O C A T I P O

for the 3"

14.99 lmao

19.99?

it's the retail price of the octocat figurine

Is the couch the product

why would you think that?

oh god no

The name is the product

They don't have our product

The fuck does front end tips and tricks have to do with couches

Lmao

http://www.couchcoder.com/ we got piper'd

oh nice

http://youmightnotneedyoumightnotneedjquery.com/

http://youmightnotneedjquery.com/

>front end

>not using libraries; only knowing JS

>not using react and angular on same project

>current year

http://vanilla-js.com/

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you guys watch SV yet?

my weekend AMA

http://www.sitepoint.com/introduction-functional-javascript/

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We did it B O Y Z

Brandon is literally shitting rn AMA

Same tbh

This guy next to me is whispering to himself as he's shitting and it's so uncomfortable

https://159.203.247.240:4000/

I drank too much

theres I N D I A N food fam

So savage

my back is hurting carrying you

Hack

How's your back going

I'll be here at least till 8

V-BABY where you at

whatever you do don't laugh

This wedding is pretty religious

hows it going fam

You're such a fuckboi

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C H R I S T I N A

F U C K

OH

Yo lets go to this

Power of the beard

Brando(n!)

haha

Brando(n^4)

HACK THE MEMES

Reminded me of the marketing team on Silicon Valley

That guy. They're both pretty cool

When he said that

Oh shit then too

Oh yeah I remember

Yoooo I met the girl there at hack@sac.

Oh shit get hard

Fuck they're legit

Yc tho

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Oh fuck this guy

Yo we could use Cisco spark with teach for America

http://3dn6i8277y3e2terx93zyfk5.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/redacted-comments.jpg

>this guys the bomb

>mlh

test

aaaaa

They're so slow

Yo fuck service now

E N T E R P R I S E N T E R P R I S E

>shows buzzfeed article

>10 brand ideas

>replace every HH post with memes

>hack harassment

>tfw front end

padding-bottom: 0; FTFY

LOL holy fuck

Lol

Holy shit ur a god

AMA

D A V I D A. A V. V I. I D A V I D

Camry

Black camera

Here

David H

Here

Kk I'm at rvrside

Jk on Chris he drove himself

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Damn. Imaginary friend joey has to imagine this guy

im not fucking imaginary /triggered

Varun don't you have enough imaginary friends

Wtf where's he gonna be

That rando from last night. Also you weren't there last night so you'll have to imagine

idk who that is fam

Let him know

Chris Simon is tagging along so if you see him

Figure well be there by 10:15 to pick Matt and David up

We're heading out when Brandon leaves the bathroom

I drive a leaf fam

Damn hella environmentally friendly

They have a drought friendly bark thing

You don't have a lawn?

No lawns

Garage open

I don't even know what house is yours

Your lights are on btw

Come to the garage

Brandon I'm ready

kpcb*

kcbp tho

Shower

Gotta shoot lol

I see you

Yeah

"Hi everyone, parking is free for this weekend! See you soon :blush: @channel"

Holy shit so slow. I just got here I think? Dont really remember your address

Brandon I'll be out in 20

Okay. I'm gonna shower then I'll leave when Brandon gets here

Uhm RVR is fine for me, don't y'all need to park

Wake up famz

How about where I drop/pick up Matt.

What's our meeting point?

I sotll gotta shower and pack so take ur time

Brandon when u getting here

Don't forget sleeping bag, toiletries, pillow

Just woke up

I need to do Google Code Jam at 2am tomorrow 󾰑

http://kpcbfellows.com/build-for-good/challenges

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B O I N K

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Holy fuck listen to this

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I'm so fucking stoked

Varun will be there by 920 or so

Every month one of the people gets to design the shirt, but nobody else can see the design until they receive it

You don't know the people

Input your shirt size

What about you join a group of 16 people

Irrelevant but I want to save this link for later https://www.fossil.com/us/en/watches/women-watches/boyfriend.html

Fgt

Hey nice data sweater for

those dumbasses

and more also c9 is a fucking esports team

Why Google docs

Like a fucking loser

also c9 isnt even free

Joey has his in his bag

Haha I left mine at home

Varun you better be wearing your Big Data shirt right now

but coding

like how we wrote that shitty resume

Spiderman of search results

read my mind

"is that an R package"

>GOOGLR

god dammit

>2016 >Not being a Googlr

because google docs is google docs

THIS IS DUMB. the whole point is to have it on google docs

https://c9.io/

with mono space font

make a google docs add on that turns it to black background and syntax highlighting

wait what is the plan

theirs one that exists buts its hella dumb

we all like couch coding google docs add on

oh

>blue ball

>o shit waddup

>tinder for the best frog meme

>tinder for memes

same tbh

>code for social good >I just wanna make memes and C A S H

>code for social memes

fuck 2 night

true W A C K A T H O N feeling

B A Y E S I AN

assume 30% noobs and 30% drop out , but 90% of noobs will drop out

250-300, maybe more students participating.

someone bring an arduino, https://github.com/spad/Synaptics

holy fuck

legit thought that was the guy from jurassic park

https://github.com/mishaaq/kcm_touchpad touchpad sample code

TBT

still better than S I N C H

fucking twilio

T W I L I O

agnostic lmoa

holy shi tlol

is that what he said

technology autistic?

oh my god

>double dip >not 5000dipping

>go to davis >be fucking useless

this fuckign noob holy shi ti can't

joey almost lol'd in a quiet room AMA

oh my god

i didn't realize autism has an awawrd

"seperate prize for first time hackers"

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fuck my life

and fuck everybody

the 4 stanford peeople are gonna come

its ok

there's like 90 people here

its not a good sample of the competition

you guys are the scrub mixer

0 mercy

we're gonna fucking smash

90% lmao

its their first hackathon

all the room

oh my god

Nah fam I gotta reddit

put your phone away on the shitter

󾮙 this

that still means nothing to me

Joeys email thing at Angel hack

what does "what i did last hackathon but for business" mean

>tfw proud shitposter

>tfw social hacker

Need ideas fams

Literally scanned emails and based them on tone

Damn boys were in for a rough ride

Lol. They made the chrome extension

But for business

What I did last hackathon

Literally

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google docs addon to make it more code writing friendly so you can couch-code on different couches

"You can make it fun" stop shitty meme harrasemnt.

Lol holy fcuk

>$1500

>blocks the word gay

>chrome extension

LOL

D A T A S C I E N T I S T S

Chrome extension bruh

Like stop online harrasemnt

The harassment people are here

m@ @m

nananananana

guess whos back? matt is back? guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back

Holy shit

Inclusion of memes tbh

"Director of inclusion"

Lol holy fuck

one man band rockband/ddr

Touch pad ddr

Make a beat game

this shit is so dumb. what can you hack with touchpads

Holy shit Varun hurry up

use synamptics pressure sensitive touch pad for sole search. The harder you swipe, the more you like or dislike the shoe

Time to M I X with H A C K D A V I S

yeah, so we gotta use something

both of the 1300$ prizes are best use of synaptic hardware

that's been around since like 1980

hahaha no it's a fucking touchpad. how do you do something innovative on a touchpad

oh thats not a touch screen

oh fuck

DATA VISUALIZATIONS OF BRILLIANCE ON THEIR TOUCHPAD THAT YOU SCROLL THROUGH WITH THEIR TOUCHPAD

$1300 tho

we also gotta use this

http://www.synaptics.com/products/touchpad-family

they were doing that thing that you and matt are doing with business peoples

Ohh hte I C O R P S people

yeah before he talked about selling out. those one guys talked about their un invasive jaundice predictor

M A R K O T E R O?

oh fuck really

ayy lmao

with E A BOY

wait this was at that one talk

my brilliance has had no global impact

check this out

http://kpcbfellows.com/challenges/create-an-application-to-record-and-measure-the-global-impact-of-brilliance

Kk

5029 fam

Phone dead

At sac state

Or so.

I'll rn back by 9

i said that i was coming

Yeah I am

Campus

I asked you if you were on malus

Pretty sure Varun is heading back afterwards

You dumbass

came out here for no reason

david/matt?

gdi

varun and I are heading there

all of you?

D A V I S

are you guys at cryptonighte

aylmao

davidddd comeon fammmmmm

oh lmao

he thought he got paid half of what we do hahah

lmao what happened

he can't read offer letters

Yea I'm coming

LOL what

david is such a stupid fuck holy shit lol

are you gonna be on campus?

No

are you on campus lol

Why

i might just go to crypto night

are you even on campus fam

I don't really care to

ZA

Do you guys maybe wanna go to the mixer and brainstorm there? They have a

i'm 140ing right now if you're on campus @branodn

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ok. well im down to show up like 5 minutes before check in ends

I'm not sleeping over cause my bed is too comfortable

Will there be breakfast 󾰮

We can come fashionably late at like 10

Check in starts at 9

i thought 9

Yo so what time do you guys wanna get there tomorrow

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BUSINESS STUDENTS

Hahaha

Lol those posters for stat196. Just cross out 2015 and SAS

So fucked tomorrow. Didn't have to wake up early today so I just woke up. Tomorrow I have to leave at like 7.

>tfw library is a reflection of my life

library is fucking depressing

k i'm gonna head over

Yes

D A V I D A V I D A V I D are you in 5029?

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G R I N D R hackathon

There's a

Guys

I wanna be a Facebook messenger dev when I grow up

󾇗 oh shit waddup

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o shit

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Meta

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> TFW Not enough of a special snowflake

r e k t

Rekt

wtf i don't see it

May Flowers

My Flowers

May Flowers

oh shit waddup

What the fuck is this

Waiting for 5029 to open

hey fams i'm in the brary

Dicks

Same fam

I got my classes but they're all at 8am what the fuck

RIP in PIP

:(

>be me >try to register for classes >mfw every fucking class is full

I am at VSP

Kk fam

Still at home haha I'll bring shrugs for your guys to school. I was just asking Senpai if he's here so I can bring his too

Getting out of 130 in 20min lol where u at

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You gonna be on Campus today? I'll bring your shirt. Or o can give it to you on Saturday

Oh shit

HERE WE GO BOYS

Yee, looks interesting. I'm going to ask the presenter some Qs in the Slack tho

How is it? Usable for anything?

RIP Java8

For future reference

I'm recording it

In an hour*

But rn it's more "how to start a presentation in an hour"

Amazon teaching how to get their alexa system working in an hour

no what is it

ya

oh the ucd thing?

what

y'all watching the alexa webinar

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o shit whaddup

o shit whaddup

this new frog meme is great

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"December 17, 2015 to January 29, 2016"

http://davis.mobileappchallenge.org/

i don't think i will, we're gonna brainstorm tomorrow evening right

I need to find a designer there

idk fam

yeah so if you still wanna carpool leme know

Is anybody going to the mixer?

No problem

@David I realized if your'e gonna drive to sac state so we can all carpool you'll have to leave your car on campus over night

I was so triggered

Angular > React

And someone had a flag saying

Someone at VSP just gave a tech talk on using flux with angular

post doc link again fam

hold on i'll do this on the doc so we don't blow everything up on the group chat

chrome extension for online harrasment?

(y)

hey matt tell memequeen the devpost link is broken

Every hackathon project ever lol

lol

I feel like we can combine like 5 or 6 prizes in a preojct

update your slack descriptions to "S A C S T A T E B O Y Z" so everyone knows they're in for some pure cancer

Native mobile development is lame

Holy shit lol

"portillo09 [2:45 PM] So who is an iOS developer" > 2016 > Not using HTML, some CSS, some JS packaged up with a service worker

this one we an do hardware too

lhttp://kpcbfellows.com/challenges/design-a-standalone-medic-mobile-server

fingerprint hardware is 1300 as well

http://kpcbfellows.com/challenges

how about a jupyter type thing, but its based off of spreadsheets. so you can do spreadsheet type stuff but you use R or python instead of excel functions

$1300

touch hardware prize is pretty dank

that thing is best developer tool

octocat statue

i want the last one for sure

holy shit

Can there be newline characters in a domain name?

lets go for best domain name from domain.com prize is swag bags with sparkfun redboards

http://www.kpcb.com/companies

basically you get plcaed at a company in their protfolio

you can be a fellow even before you're full time too

most of us would be graduated by then

who wants to fellow in summer 2017

http://kpcbfellows.com/build-for-good/challenges

no haha, let me find the last year challenge

no their challenge here link is phony

Kale, Potato, Chicken, Bread

whats a KPCB

Can any of you click the link? lol

but the KPCB thing is huge

well i mean we can

not even trying for anything else

wer'e going for the KPCB thing

okay

internships for sure

hold on i'll update the google doc with the prizes

all of them

Which prizes we goin for bois? http://hackdavis.io/views/prize.html

nvm I think they added one lol

They don't have one lol

Should I make a pinned post with the hackdavis live link

go ddammit mat

LOL

you guys are gonna get our whole team in trouble ; ;

LOL it let me change the #general channel description

you guys are asses. why do you do this to the poor slack@davis boys?

meme^3

o shit

Holy sift

you seen my prof pic?

LOL

Hey just curious what you meant

And was like

Organizer messaged me

LOL

lol

When you join the slack 5 seconds ago but you're already making dank memes

Need to find a designer

Prob gonna go to the mixer on Friday

Not yet

No. Got any ideas?

You boys ready for W A C K D A V I S

> short sleeves > 65 degrees >mfw hailing

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Yeah haha

Where are the shirts delivered? Your house? lol

hack davis ideas?

Cancer

Ye

hey @david we're gonna do senior project together right

nah does'nt look like it ;/

Aww. We might not get them for hackdavis

5/2-5/9

When are the shirts expected?/

we can apply as a team

penapps oepned

http://2016f.pennapps.com/

there's random statements outside of classes and not inside of functions

wtf is this

i'm trying to understand php

lmao

I see how it is

for some reason i oculdn't put the fourth person's email, so i didn't get to add david's

i signed the four of us up for the competition at iidata, if you didn't get an email i guess it's okay

http://datasciencedojo.com/data-science-oreilly-spoofs/

I think we should do a little sole search

R has a new NASA package that makes their APIs easier to use

Not for a while. She acknowledged my email to her about hurrying up but didn't say they would

tfw nothign to hack

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit anyone have more suggestions

BOOM

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David is having way too much fun

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what a meme, any word from VSP?

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Finally got powerschool offer letter. 11.50/hr!

Pretty sure you guys can do it too, just fill out the stuff

https://codility.com/honeypot/3Red-Trading-Tech-Challenge/ I got this coding challenge from some HFT company in Chicago, if you do well they'll fly you out to watch some horse race or something lmao

73. Would you choose a high-paying position or a position you enjoy? 1) I would choose the high-paying position. 2) I would choose the position I enjoy. 3) I would not be able to choose; I need both a high-paying position and a position I enjoy.

ayyy lmoa

How do you feel about mixing business with pleasure at social events?

6 FIGS FAM

After subtracting business expenses, what is the minimum income that you would want to earn during your first year with this organization? Typical business expenses might include work-related travel, business meals, telephone charges, etc.

that's about 350

11.50/hr * 2000 hr

After subtracting business expenses, how much money do you think a typical financial services sales representative in this office makes during the first year? Typical business expenses might include work-related travel, business meals, telephone charges, etc.

this shit is so boring

god dammit, one of the companies i talked to at the B U S I N E S S career fair sent me this fucking 80 question survey to see if a career in finaicla sales was right for me

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I thought it was pretty good. Matt you gotta watch it. Sex scene was so good

and the story line was solid

they made it pretty relevant and name dropepd comapnies more

loved it

Haven't watched it yet

How'd you guys like silicon valley last night?

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Holy shit Matt. Lmao

Fuck Brando(n^3) flees

rip install brandonr?

There is no conversion. brandonR is an R package

What is that in brand-O notation?

I'm brandonR now

BrandO(1) = constant Brandon

What's the first and sexond evolution? What was base Brandon?

BrandO(n^3)

It's like the third evolution

I'm about to head back I'll see if he's still there. Basically taller Brandon with more facial hair and longer hair

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What does this even mean? Am I a meme? Am...am I the product?

Pics

What

Oh fuck I just saw Brandon's next evolution in the library

so basically you can run experiments without actually running an experiment

so basically scientists can upload data from their experiemnts and what they did, and we can collect that data and see how chemicals act with other reactions

so one of my ideas was to do kinda what this company does https://www.transcriptic.com/how-it-works/ (automated wetlab) but we use just data

lol

solesearch - input shoe size, whether you're a left or right, and swipe left/right with shoe designs until you find a match

There is some gore in the links in the story, but basically the guy had his left foot cut off. Commenter below suggests he find a "sole mate" - someone with the same size foot and a similar taste in shoes but missing the opposite foot

Yeah.

PostGres?

But it's like $10 a month for 10 million rows

Hahaha. Heroku has a database as a service. They basically scale it for you. I.e. If your database gets at 75% of max storage they'll scale it up. Also replication and backups

Lol the Zillow bois are headed to NY

Underdog.io | New York, NY | https://underdog.io | Full-Time | ONSITE We’re looking to hire two full-stack engineers. Ideally, one would be a Javascript/Node.js Engineer and the other would be a Python Engineer.

Lol

Good idea, I wonder if they have a free tier limiting queries per hour or something

Basically sorting as a service.

"Compose | Remote (Canada, US, UK) What: Databases-as-a-service."

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11611867

yeah

Also working on next semester curriculum/ whatever and also mlh@sac

prototyping for hack davis friday if u guys are free

lmao

Sorting as a service...

bringing this bad boy back

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit?usp=sharing

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit?usp=sharingbr

Uber for picking up trash

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so 311 with points

"Garbage Collector - Create a social network/game that rewards points for picking up trash throughout the day."

http://hackdavis2016.tumblr.com/

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DP is too hard most of the time to come up with solutions mid competition. A lot of DP problems Krovetz showed us required optimizations too.

You end up needing two dimensional array for change amount vs coin value

Gets needlessly complex with dp

I too did change with dfs

The soylent excrement is a good read

http://fusion.net/story/295515/quora-poetry-silicon-valley/

Not dp?

Was there another? I did make change with dfs.

lmao

Graph algorithms didn't know max flow

Btw I'm getting a wiki that Saturday night. You guys should join me

Gas ain't cheap

Lmao

Wait you guys are actually taking the 10?

Pretty huge topic. More power to you for knowing what your framework does under the hood.

I didn't get a chance to read it yet but may be interesting

https://slack-files.com/T03JT4FC2-F151AAF7A-13fe6f98da

If you message their Facebook page they're pretty quick to respond

Fk I didn't ask for reimbursement. Can I go back?

just get the $10 and pay me fam

Wtf is this cookies and creme hershies payment thing? Did you win a life times supply but you hate them or something?

God dammit

Not going for that Venmo S H E E T

Give you

Yeah I can I e u a ride

Lol classic

I'll pay Varun in a Cookies & Cream Hersheys bar

I'm not

$10 lol

are you guys actually asking for reimbursement?

oh jk i found it

You should have gotten an acceptance email

did they send you guys an email? i never got confirmation of my application

lol on their typeform you can ask for travel reimbursements then say you aren't going

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don't forget to RSVP for hack davis

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yeah world trade center

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Oh wtc

ha. im not really coming. aint nobody got time for that

I'll be here a while. Still have 3 open stories and sprint ends tomorrow 🙃🙃🙃󾓵

Oh fuck

yeah daddy ;)

oh wtf. it was showing me that it sent twice

You coming to VSP today?

my phone does that too though

only see once

Why does my phone send shit twice

Yo ill come down to VSP Joey. Gotta hit up Sadie

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Actually 7 lol

It actually tastes pretty good. Just have to chug it

6 I think. 151 in the straw

it's a mixed drink with like 5 shots worth of alcohol in it. instant regrets

that's the way to cookie crumbles

I think that's before my time

wtf is a wiki

ahah depends on how much we get done, we have to win cuz fuck hack4sac

Get TURNT THE FUCK UP 󾌴󾌴󾌴󾌴󾭻󾭻󾆐

Get a wiki

Hack

Go to wedding

You mean

about to be so lit

and then get back to ahcking

i gotta go to my friends wedding on saturday

Sorry Matthew 󾌣

imma be hacking non stop fam

Yo lets get wikis Saturday night

That's 10 beefy crunch burritos

gas money for my non gas car lmao

$10 fam

Travel reimbursement from sac for H A C K D A V I S

LOL wtf

Today is ICPC notebooking day

Friday

Not today

matt are you powerschooling today too?

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god dammit joey

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Wanna come see what daddy does

Hey guys it bring your kids to work day

finally you guys have to make one

HA SUCK IT

"We will primarily be reimbursing through Venmo so please have an account set up before then"

about to be so lit

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H A C K D A V I S B O Y S

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1DXCE7jwJi15FqktUPiRO5HCe7-owJFmG3kUdZzKiLao/edit#slide=id.g12d371a65b_2_0

here are the slides from the IIdata case contest info senssion

yeah doesn't sound very legal

"that" being gender

If they have a team of females or something they could make a "good fit for culture" or something category, but I'm 50% sure they can't explicitly use that

Can't consider gender in hiring

It's not

I know that email from sadie isnt the official job posting, but thats not even legal is it?

what!

Not the fucking meme one lol

Normal one hahaha

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what resume were you handing out?

LOL

POWERSCHOOLED

$10 hour but I get food

No way they'd pay that much

is smud billionair status

Micron, oracle, Cisco, and a couple others have offices too

probably. what else? intel and hp

Curious what company. VSP probably.

im not making that much lol

oh fuck i thuoght was for my position

Lmfao

Glad to see they're avoiding discrimination

Yo the fcuk

I don't like it. This is the kind of data science that creeps me ouy

Lol read that as swinging app for private networks

it's like tinder for anything

http://palaroundapp.com/

How weird

The entirety of today has been on how to dealwith the weird db

No they didn't

dude quora probably tried calling you fam

In HS my voice mail message was just a grunt. These days I don't even have my voice mail setup so people can't even leave me one

holy fucking shit. I have to make like a couple hundred calls for work, so I realized I should probably relisten to what my voice mail message is just incase I should make it more professional. So I called my own voice mail and then my message was me in my freshman year of HS voice “Hey this is Varun, I couldn’t answer my phone, or I didn’t want to, so leave your number and a message and I’ll get back to you, or maybe I won’t”

Nice

PowerSchool is ENTERPRISE on MEME levels

"Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromist of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration." - Stan Kelly-Bootle

fucking R

who would date someone that starts arrays at 1

don't ask, i have no fucking idea what's going on

nah he's just implying being forever single when defying a value in an array as 1 or something.

why? you get midterms back or something?

oh fuck chang being #savageaf

wow, there isn't a standarized format for MRI images.

Idk how to approach that tho

machine learned to figure out what thtat person was thinking

what if we took the images of the mri and

Which are then read by your eye into electrical signals, then interpreted by your brain as an image?

Turning electrical signals into images?

My friend suggested this, you know how MRIs take a bunch of individual images of your brain, what if we turned the individual images into something you could experience in VR?

lmao

No, just one double-width lady

damn matt needing two lady guests perhaps?

Sounds familiar

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Ty

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I've brought two before

I think you can bring more than one at a time yeah, just depends how many guest passes you have left

Can u bring more than one guest to the DC if u have the passes?

ya

Matt

Out of lab

Damn

It's already in weakness

Better remove punctuality from my skills

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Oh fuck I'm about to be late to the business career fair

Idk fam. In a world where you want to prove your love for scala.

In what world would I write something for assembly

Not even close.

https://github.com/guillaumebort/scasm Brandon irl

same

https://m.facebook.com/DM4FT/photos/a.957222501025377.1073741828.957215864359374/982029171878043/?type=3&source=48

>tfw life is one big meme

fuck i gotta do 133 i'll meme ya guys later

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=K%20E%20K

holy shit lol

dae? https://www.facebook.com/DM4FT/photos/a.957222501025377.1073741828.957215864359374/982892295125064/?type=3&theater

lol holy shit

Will snapchat be at the business career faire

https://www.facebook.com/DM4FT/

this meme page is literally me if i was a meme page

guys

i can't get over snapchat

nice meme

damn 0 to 100

Bought a boat?

became an alcoholic for a few months and made terrible life choices

had it early @ 23

How's the quarter-life crisis

officially gonna be in mid-twenties next week AMA

meme dreams will be cut off in 4.20 seconds unless you comment "rip meme dreams"

like my life tbh

Like our dreams

meme got cut off :(

>dress for success >wear startup shirt

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=SNAPCHAT%20IS%20CHANGING%20THE%20WORLD%20YOU%20GUYS

oh business career fair tomorrow

fuck i wish i could use hbo now on my laptop

snapchat is chanigng the world guys

>actually building worldwid eface DB

hahah yeah that's exactly what it reminded me

Surely you've seen Silicon Valley 3:1

>building dogs

to draw dogs on people

$10k a mont!?

jesus fucking christ

why the flying fuck does snapchat pay so much

S T R I P E

so where's the two sigma API

https://twitter.com/rodneyfolz/status/724787290824798209

If anyone needs a ride to sac js I only have one seat in my car since I have to drive the Miata this week

BYOT lmao I love it

let's apply to stripe together as a fam fam

https://stripe.com/blog/bring-your-own-team

we talked about 311, ncaa, and my stat 199 mostly

What did Sadie ask

Nah his phone is probably going off from our shitposts rn lol.

oh i thought he was at 10

D a v I d is a zillbro

M E M E S Q U A D

David is 2-4

damn is everybody coming to vsp?

@david howd you do?

i think it went pretty well.

Oh how did ti go

i'm on the doctor portal team. we develop and maintain the applications the doctors use in their office

oh i don't really know her

st. lawrence

S A D I E

lol

or, who interviewed you

analytics or something

uh

oh nice. what team?

yeah. tour was after 2

you get interview?

i left around 1

were you working today? i got a tour through there

Fun times with Senpai

2nd floor

i work in hq5

oh

It's on a Saturday fam come though

@joey what building do you work in at VSP?

Meh. Also probably not. My internship will start by then.

Oh lol maybe. Probably not

May 28th

It's like 2 hours north of sac

When/where?

any of you wanan go to that self driving car thing?

Omg. I was just going to ask if that was the guy

have the memes gone too far?

holy shit graph algorithms is giving a talk on graph algorithms next ACM meeting

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/squaretext.png?text=ENTERPRISE

Yo dawg I heard you like Enterprise

That's the fkin dream. I wanna get to a point where interviewing is just a game

but that signing bonus + salary lol

$95k in RSU though

Holy James Gosling 250K!?!?

haha yeah, i think that shows how important it is to get as many offers as you can. i think google/fb are probably the best too, because like he mentioned stock options always mean cash.

Funny how they didn't want him until Google did

lol it's like a 2000s blogspot site

I'm sorry but 90% of sites suck

What is that site even

http://haseebq.com/farewell-app-academy-hello-airbnb-part-ii/ Worth scanning over, pretty crazy how high salaries are now, we better work hard and cash in while we can lol

woah

Elm is sick

http://elm-lang.org/

looks pretty lit.

Oooh I know some of the people at Rocket Department!

lmfao

http://www.meetup.com/The-Sacramento-Javascript-Meetup/events/230464699/

Every group chat slowly deteriorates into memes and shitposting. Our bot does social good by accelerating this process so users know with higher certainty whether their group has reached this point.

we just gotta upgrade matts bot

or we can go to the mixer on 5/6

lmao. we gotta have another I D E A B R A I N S T O R M

When Taco Bell is life

damn

wow they stole my idea! should have made you guys sign a nda

so who has another idea

https://www.facebook.com/verge/videos/1082737895095886/

Fantastic R tutorial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQA4Wyhb8BU

http://youtu.be/4zAytB3fTgA

JAva didn't die for this.

Java never has these problems

when you can't npm install <<<

http://docs.opencv.org/2.4/doc/tutorials/introduction/linux_install/linux_install.html

https://www.npmjs.com/package/faced

lol

Memeing

Mending hard

Joey

who you couch coding with

https://twitter.com/paulomgaspar/status/722138976480571394

couch coding

first floor

Where you at?

Waiting outside the market until they open at 11, heading over in like 15

Right.

ayy lmao. btw it's in riverside 1013 not 5029

Slackathon

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I'm at riverside, meet at 12 if you guys wanna do the "hackathoN"

http://guide.mlh.io/

me and matt agree its all about :

P Y T H O N 3

npm install fibb

? range is fine

but yours is wrong

i already gave him the code

> notlikethis

> range

> 2016

or i in range(2,n+1): f[i%2] = f[(i-2)%2] + f[(i-1)%2]

S N A K E S N N A A K K E E S N A K E S

Almost there

Heading up

Nvm it worked

Thank god it's dead tbh

Haha it's literally in the middle of the street in Roseville

Get her an uber

GG my parents car broke down so I might not be able to hack tonight. I'm in the riverside parking lot in case anything changes tho

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oh, if you guys are gonna be on campus tonight and want me to pick up some food at like 5:30 let me know. i can grab something on my way

The average size of Web pages is now the average size of a Doom install http://hn.premii.com/#/article/11548816

i should send it to her tbh lol

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext.png?text=Friday%20Evening%0Acan%27t%20make%20it%20midterms%20fam

Yeah lol

Davis kids?

>Friday evening >can't make it midterms fam

They literally always have midterms

his github

https://github.com/bryangoodrich

The one speaking at the R tutorial. He went to sac state and did math, he works for SMUD now doing data science.

What guy

yo this guy is pretty legit brandon

Damn

when someone says "are you the data scientist at google" and you have to say no I go to sac state

https://www.sequoiacap.com/jobs/?filters=interntech incase you guys are still looking.

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riverside 2001

Wy@ fam

Outta lab fam

Sounds pretty sick fam

yeah kinda. could do hidden markov model too

yeah true, because they'd repeat the same phrase they were trying to say earlier. it's like string matching in 140 lol

not impossible

although detecting when someone stutters sounds

not impediments. for example you start saying a word ironically then you start using it more by accident and you want to stop

recognizing speech impediments sounds hard though

it was an example string fam

why you gotta be so mad fam

have it listen for "fam" and it replies you just said "fam" again you fucking idiot

@hackdavis, could do speech training with eliza or really any microphone.

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I've lab until 5 but I'm down

I'l leave at 6:15, leaving 137 a bit learly

What time?

any of you wanna go to the women in data science meetup tongiht?

>2016 >school

Should probably spend some time doing that real school work stuff

kaggle until hack davis?

There's always kaggles

any kaggles soon?

Real school work though

tbh we got a lot of shit done second half haha

topkek

D A T A S C I E N C E A T A S C I E N C E http://m.imgur.com/wQvosGy

http://www.intellectsoft.net/community/wearables-and-apps-for-good brainstorming ideas for hack davis since they want "social good"

lmao

npm install ohana

there's another data hack

http://www.meetup.com/Code4Sac/events/230309206/

http://www.meetup.com/The-Sacramento-Javascript-Meetup/events/230464699/?rv=ea1&_af=event&_af_eid=230464699&https=off

Yup.

is iidata week after finals?

I learned more from reading than from the interactive coding sites that spoon feed you. https://github.com/getify/You-Dont-Know-JS http://bdcampbell.net/javascript/book/javascript_the_good_parts.pdf

Mozilla Dev Network

MDN

@david, what was your suggested resource to learn js online?

and it's not like her going to ACM is gonna help or anything, no one there will be interested.

hahah I want to tell her that so she doesn't have to drive all the way out

"You know we only have like 5 members right?"

cool.

This chick from Davis is gonna come talk to "our club" about it

not yet. also this is happening at davis http://www.iidata.net/

that is pretty cool. Did you get a kite invite?

UCSD's data science club site, some pretty good stuff here

http://ds3.io/

like large code bases are getting less and less favorable

honestly communicating over REST is the way code is moving

check this out

http://a16z.com/2015/04/08/aggregation-is-the-new-virtualization-how-microservices-are-taming-distributed-computing/

yeah

the r backend that uses the node backend that the node backend uses back is fine?

obv would never work for anything close to production

honestly our setup last time wasn't too bad for a hackathon project

Should I/we learn Python ml and then use a Python backend?

but the business love guis

Lol OK. But you hate guis.

a drag and drop bot builder

What is it

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if the finger thing fails

we have a hackdavis idea

E L O N S G R A N D M A L O N S G R A N D M A https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=FIXtGi28R-o

Math.min(completionTime, 2100);

Aw shit. How late are you guys going?

Now

WHEN?

K fam

When are you ordering? Pepp za is fine bra

What kinda za you want

>event at 9. >wake up at 1130 >feelsgoodman

/r/kenm

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>2016 >using reddit for anything other than programming subreddits

Reddit exists so you don't find these videos on some cancer Facebook page 20 days later

Holy shit lol

i need someone with a keyfob

but no one is here anyways

we don't have a single room haha

Post in FB?

2'nd flor

Omw

Mfw 5029 is locked

>late to our own event

About to leave-- will be there around 9:30

i just read the abstract

something we could do for the multi car autonomous driving for hackdavis

1http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.120.5651&rep=rep1&type=pdf

ball tonight?

Lol

Literally more than $11.50/hr

Outside the union you can earn a dollar for watching a 4 minute video

Lol the district still owns the building but can't use it because it had an asbestos reading too high for children

It's that the old building that used to be the district office

it's literally at a 100 year old school

haha trust me the campus is so startup

Psh folsom

you guys should come through, it's at our lame campus but there are some pretty cools tartups

http://www.meetup.com/sacruby/events/228963751/

sounds like it, this just seems like a social good hackathon idea, could be spun for hackdavis too

Ohana?

While nearly 7,000 residents in the Berkeley area are registered with a physical or mental disability, only 2,000 of these residents have access to clinical services that are necessary for them to stay healthy. Work with Easy Does It to create products that can service the remaining 5,000 Berkeley residents that go untreated every year.

http://berkeleybuilds.com/

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Oh fuck

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext?text=2016%0Abe+elons+boy%0Amfw+no+tesla%0Amfw+pretend+to+have+autopilot+on+my+car%0Amfw+car+doesn%27t+automatically+slow+down+in+traffic

Send #green and then some text

http://fb.me/msg/734677893305151

Send a message to this page

as well

theres #meme yourWord

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Matt that's the best green text I've ever seen

yup

It's tee spring ya? Medium

@david @joey what's your shirt size?

http://mm-nim.herokuapp.com/greentext?text=be+me_irl%0Awalk+down+street%0Asee+some+%27za+in+the+trash%0Achicken+garlic%0Amm

Yes. Those two got approved as well

Are we helping acm still?

I also have to make some publicity for the event

Let's figure out shirts first, then food ?

Is that enough?

We got $350

e e t y e e t

yeet yeet

http://imgur.com/Dqxkmic

feel the bern

The memes just got 10ft danker

i'm sure joseph wouldn't mind you testing a bot haha

Matt's reason for wanting to be elected slack admin. Make memes great again

oh darn lol

you'd have to ask him

wait the new one joseph made?

"Pay $99 for each Facebook Page that uses Customer Matching. Pages will only be approved if they are based in the United States (ie: they have a US address or at least one admin with a US address)."

Varun give me admin access for the Data Science Slack

Bot

Why do they charge again? Can other people find and buy our bog?

Could convert Eliza to Facebook bot

We could make an A.I. club and argue messenger bots are the next generation

We could fund hoodies

hahaha

Is that not what clubs are for?

shell corp is so real

Just for funding?

@brandon let's make a Facebook Messenger bot club

One time payment

Or at least 99

We need 100 bucks of club money really bad

S P A C E A P P B O I S

S P A C E A P P S

space apps is 23-24?

What do you mean work on it remotely

hahaha

Lol the laundering plot thickens

seems like we can work on it remotely, and there are different difficulty levels

yeah

?

Spaceapps:

oh should we do the nasa thing on saturday

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That's what I said

yeah idk how we're gonna detect that

And I think T is just index over

M

N

S

A

What's the difference. Clenched hand with thumb inside or outside?

Measuring M vs N will be hard

Spike thingies through our wrist that touch our tendons

Electrodes?

What can we use to accurately measure finger movements? Strings running from fingertips past palm to reader on forearm?

H M M M M M M

Hmmm

I think doing words would be too big for weekend project

For finger alphabet signing yes you would need finger data

For signing the alphabet?

Arm movement > finger

Do we need to know the arm movements? Just the finger movements I thought

Stuck looking at right quarter of text lol. Found a way to scale it down I think

Abysmal mobile site

https://developer.leapmotion.com/documentation/java/devguide/Leap_Overview.html

What do we need to track arm movements? Arduino + accelerometer? Fitbit?

sac county data irl

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/algorithms.png

@734677893305151

Link

And it returns that videos lonk

@rickroll

What about @youtubelinker video name

Also that'll show quora. Rejecting people in like 1 hour

idk something

Hmm sounds neat though

Could generate bar chart of different answer popularity

We could fork Watson and have it answer it automatically

But you have to answer a question to get answers to yours

and someone else using the bot answers the question

What if you type: @phoneafriend What is 1 + 1? a. 2 b. a wall c. service worker

What's it do

yee

Messenger bot?

lets make a facebook bot this weekend

protip

Go to the office

Is that siris translation of your speech?

Feel like a fucking pedophile

I'm walking around an elwmnrwrary school rn trying to find a bathroom

Oh duck it's me

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Varun_IRLhttps://i.redditmedia.com/WXETU3z7HkaQ3m1fAEv-haiDRNe75KNCFvgAny98wQc.jpg?w=1024&s=41b322398637127e97daae6a939b9e7a

Hackasacaherkaderka. Word cloud of all the variations of me too thanks from me_irl

Predictive Memelitics

Could collect the data and do some M E M E S C I E N C E E M E S C I E N C E

\na\na\nS\0

Should make a website that outputs your string in that format. MaaS

\0

\nM\nE\nM\nE\nD

Joeys getting M E M E D

Oh fuck

Wej

No way jose

Jose Laguna. The Gordito Burrito manager

Fabio laguna? The Brazilian keyboardist?

Abraham Laguna

Abraham Lincoln?

I just saw a ghost on first floor RVR

or like implementations?

you mean like hash functions?

There are different types of hash tables fuck

oh fuck i'm sorry fam

I have to talked to fucking Kelly

will you get an onsite next?

holy shit nice

Did you say what kind of hash table do you want to know about?

Hardest question during the interview. "What is a hash table?"

>provide hackers with literal worst dataset ever made

> SacCo hears: Informational app

> DS@SS hears: data science

"Data Hackathon"

> dies

i'll just try it at home

but i mean we can try it

well yeah tesla lol

more like its actually been done-able

i'm telling you guys it's totally doable to do a self driving car

https://github.com/jdorweiler/lane-detection

That 116 hour grind

LOL

Back on the grind

So we can get it presentable enough for students to try out demo

Maybe not this week

Cool. I'll email Liu and cc you

Oh sure

For the data mining class

MW 5:30

Friday?

When?

Also Matt. If you wanna demo the project lemme know

redemption

I'm gonna make a self driving car at home

Lol fuck this

Fucking 3rd place could have not even used a backend with their fake data. They could have done everything with html

lel

I'm still mad lol

Those hack4sac hacky sacs make your hands smell hella bad

Hoodie op

Last presentation

oh fuck za is here fam

IT'S LIT

OH FUCK

H A S H T A B L E

>not using ohana.js

fuck we need to turn our presentation into a play guys

This is so dank

>homeless >hoodie >mfw triggere

Shirts

>fork a repo >10 person team

oh fuck this is kinda god

mfw search box

>don't knwo if he's just an AI

"participate"

it's so cute

Graph algorithms guy uses graph database

G R A P H A L G O R I T H MS R A P H A L G O R I T H M S

Lol holy shit

mfw ux cancer

https://prezi.com/ah5qoplftbgw/clean-sac/

Vending machine couch

1st floor

On our way to riverside

Where?

I'm at RVR

David is still in lab (though probably leaving soon)

Where should we meetup

Store in the union

Where are y'all

Couldn't log in through fb

What?

log in is down

https://clean-sac-events.herokuapp.com/

but we still steps to deploy or something

they said we could update the readme so i did

Okay I have to sneak back into physics now

Ohana probably works due to forking established system, but that also makes it less impressive.

Unless he cranked it out a month ago... *shrug*

And I can near guarantee Cordova guy does NOT have working demo off his computer and Apptology cannot publish without paying quite a bit and waiting a two week dead period

good call, brandons on it

Having judges be able to do it themselves means we can just talk without doing demo

Put a QR code to github.io link in prezi? With a disclaimer to lack of cross-platform tests it could serve well as distraction and proof of working model

we are fine

nothign is down

What is down

fuck everything i hate life

2001

Where are you @varun

backend is fine

node restarting

problem is not in the database i think

Let's scrap this project. Make a digit recognizer for the unclaimed check page so it can be searchable

or i can do it

and @david can you change the front end so the deafult input is "Enter description here"

what was the sql statement to delete bad rows

Find screen with node

Ctrl+a+n to go to next screen When in screen

Restart the node

$ screen -x

cleansacpassword

Root

Ssh into it

heatmap is down

If you need to focus on presi

Okay git readme needs update but I can do that in car

^

We're only going to present Facebook so I don't think you need to implement it

haha okay i'll hit you guys up later

gtg

finishing up writeup now lol

ah fuck okay

I'm about to head to lab w/ David

Should I make Auth Facebook only

don't bother

if you can work on the P R E Z I with me

I have not done Google/Twitter accounts yet. Should I remove them?

matt where you at

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We're talking about the government so nothing does according to plan

Yeah no way will we go at 7. They'll talk about the event for a half hour before they even start presentations

4 minutes for each group, but setup/questions will push the schedule around

I think it'll run later

Is that last? Also they'll get through 8 other groups in an hour?

Senpai where you at

Well no actually lol the Elected Officials app is last

Best for last amirite

"You team is presenting 9th - so hopefully in the 19:00 ball park area"

fak

Lunch in auburn lol

Where you at fam

Broken fam

Uhh why not

@brandon

i just finished class hmu fam

yo r isn't working

even more progressive

Actually I think it's white...

I may have one

fuck

Do you have your black turtle neck?

I thought you were confirming file name or something

ah fuck

Rscript plumbAPI. R

Oh shit misunderstanding

password varun123

ssh root@45.55.231.68

can u try

didn't work gg

Yeah that one

R -file plumbAPI.R?

You run the R code by running plumbAPI.R or repl the same commands that are in that script

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Have him send me the document so I can add memes to it and pass out the wrong one

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joseph wants us to help him pass out papers during his presentation lols

@david did you bring your adapter?

well said, i'll try to incorporate that

???

Using HDMI

- We have a mockup, but if we hit home "open data", "open data", "open data", and bring up that bring in the judging criteria we may sway judges away from Apptology, Cordova, and perhaps Ohana

- our strongest aspect is the data. Whoever talks needs to strongly empphasize: We are able to clean and integrate old and new data, can streamline the data processing suite, and can provide valuable insight in resource-saving information (the clusters)

Remember - keep slides simple.

using the city theme

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on it fam

Plz

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should i make the prezi fam

brandon how do i run the R again

Gotta be ready for tonight

http://45.55.231.68:8000/cluster

45.55.231.68:8000

install_github("trestletech/plumber")

add this to top of plumbAPI.R

fuck

https://blooming-lake-98156.herokuapp.com/

its 2016 tho

we just lost our shit lol

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> not using nodejs

> "you have been subscribed to sexiR"

> 2015

> in philosophy

wanna get some za?

R E K T

Student store doesn't have chalk

WHERE THE SQUAD AT

ya

RVR5029 hacking tonight, yes?

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That's one dannnnnnnnkkkkk meme 󾓶󾮗🏽󾮟🏽󾌳󾌴󾌴󾭻󾭻󾭻󾓶󾓶󾓶

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Im going

I'll be ther

It can be, I just need to let slack know

Is it not all 4 of us?

We need a head count on presenters

done it

yeah that thing

npm install uuid

to make a guarenteed unique number globally

and combines it with date time

theres probably a javascript thing that takes your computers ip or something like that

oh its in node now

yeah theres a thing in java that uses

ye

what is for? unique key?

fucking it we'll just generate a random number

that has the incremented number

make a new endpoint

I need a toddler

I need something to increment

also theres global unique in java

are you incrementing or are you using sqls unique thingy

i didnt think you had to

uhh

should I keep track of the incrementer in a file or a single column, single row MySQL table

dude fucking nice

por que no los TRES

The penultimate one

WHICH ONE?

http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/heatmap.html

http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/heatmap.html

http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/heatmap.html

prepare for configurable heatmap

submit bugs to /dev/null@gmail.com

i was just reporting a bug

lmao

stop pushing our buttons

this emotional abuse

take what

We don't have to take this rn

the banner disappears for me after submitting

it says "this is sac county right"

submitted a report

Try toggling filters (heatmap is not reflected), submit a report to test the GET to DigitalOcean

i just inputted something

you guys are clutch

holy fuck

http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/clean-sac/src/

same

filters dont work yet because googles apis are cancer

2 mins

pushing

whats the url?

we did it reddit

holy shit

"I just love heatmaps" - David

We did it bois

just got back home

how's teh endpoint?

"No"

did you get the centers?

Pics or it didn't happen

Holy fuck neckbead convention outside food court

http://pandas.pydata.org/pandas-docs/stable/groupby.html

lemme try

can you find the median lat and median long of each cluster?

i only have 3 things i can grab

http://scikit-learn.org/stable/modules/generated/sklearn.cluster.DBSCAN.html

does it have focal point1, focal point2?

so DBSCAN has no .cluster_center_ property like k-means does

centers are hard to find for a DBSCAN because they're elipitcal

haha my centers aren't working lol

oh

sup

@brandon

brandon how are your clusters going

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with a display

got a table on the third floor

if anyone has whiteboard markers bring some

i just got a weird chair

yeah

In AIRC?

kinda

k i'm settled

This is true

So we can use github io to host and don't need to get a domain?

Gonna work out of the airc I guess

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Static: The files we serve don't change, but we Can use JS to modify the sites based on other web servers (in this case the digital ocean)

GG 5029 locked

Ugh then I'm really confused on the difference between static and dynamic sites

If it points to remote.ip.here/list instead of /list

Files are static, but the js can still access whatever backend just the same

You'll need to move files to the base directory instead of in src

Okay it's online. Merge website changes to gh-pages when you want them to go online

Yeah but just something to look at

isnt github.io static only?

Yes sir ty

I can do that

You mean publish the repo on the github.io?

Can someone make the project site for the github repo? Whenever you get the chance

Probably 5- for me. If anyone needs the remote backend populated hmu

Might be there around 5-6

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ill work remotely today. not coming into the office

Looking like 2:3-3 for me

Complete le

Np

Ah okay

Teaching electronics until ~4

Oh shit hardwar hack

around 1-2 again?

what time are we all meeting up?

I need to come up with a way to populate the remote instance

anything on my end?

https://developers.google.com/optimization/

https://github.com/google/or-tools/blob/master/examples/python/tsp.py

i think the only endpoint is local right now

oh nice

what endpoint should i hit?[

Not pushed to DB, but we got a heatmap going

438 new incidents from 311

Yes

anything new in the db?

commited

lmao

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTEk8sfPD08

club song

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me irl http://share.gifyoutube.com/mLk2xx.gif

http://159.203.247.240:8080/list

Don't ever talk to me or my son again

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This

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Fuck I'm locked out

ddos

http://10.113.219.153:8080/list

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THE DRUNK

This isn't slack

@david

Or the drink

The

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Did u want he freeze

MILD SAUCE

3 beefy fritos and a Baja 󾍛

is that a fountain pen?

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This

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cheese quesadilla with no creamy jalapeno sauce

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20 orders of cinammon twists

https://www.facebook.com/events/1097326046976653/

No ticket for me yet lols

i just realized i forgot it oto

Is it safe to park on campus on the weekend without a pass

Is it safe to park on campus on the weekend without a pass

i should be able to get there at like 5

hes from stat 199

sudo which andrew

adnrew?

so dont use it a lot lol

k pushed. its using andrew's api

Yeah in a bit

codeR

brandon can you push your R code

But perhaps just the type String could work

I mean like number

There's no case type id

http://data.saccounty.net/dataviews/225587/311-cases-by-type-summary-2016/

Backend wouldn't be hard, just make more tables. Is there a classification for different 311 services?

Hmm

I'm in 5029

How easy is to extend this to all 311 categories?

RVR is open, in elevator

Let me text shah

Still at home

Can Anyone confirm 5029 is open?

Awesome

Omw. Got /create, /list, and /delete working this morning

I'll be there around 1

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~~~

doing one last gitpull before you go to bed

Ty

dont worry joey, trains dont make sound cho either

Ty

pip install shititest

its ok joey, shititest isnt even a word

mfw can't figure out eventbrite api

Below the belt fam

CHO CHO SAVAGE TRAIN

Whoa

pound for pound you make the shititest memes

G E T G U D

Pretty sure I'm one of the strongest lifters in the entire cs program pound for pound

S A V A G E A F

bro you do even lift?

but first I gotta smash these choco cakes

IM ABOUT TO DEADLIFT FAM

http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/03/17/too-full-stack/?

lmao

JOEY WHERE YOU AT

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http://data.saccounty.net/dataviews/225589/311-cases-by-zipcode-detail-2016/

https://github.com/DataScience-SacState/clean-sac

https://trello.com/b/6IaqRJ9q/civic-hack-day-maine-ideas

whats the key code for the back room

random.org

i have no idea how something could make a dataset like this

i would sooner kill myself than work on the voter thing

so

their data is useless

What is Sac county's biggest problem

come up with a brilliant idea. win 5k

And that's about it

eat pizza

What's the plan, Stan?

I'm starting to walk

I'll be there in 25

Lol I can't drive

Get your ass over here Matt

noice

k tonight officially unofficially sponsored by lil c's

Kk

yeee

i'll be a bit late, get there at 7

Are we doing hack4sac tonight?

*Za

just now leaving my place. you guys want me to bring some shit pizza?

Google CodeJam rn

oh shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wn6n7T2T0&nohtml5=False

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIyy7Yy3nc

We just need like 30 RC cars

Oh shit that would be pretty cool

So instead of doing something that's been done a bunch like automated car. We should make a bunch of automated cars make them speak at each other. So they like go though intersections smartly and stuff

C/C++. Gross.

󾆐https://www.teslamotors.com/careers/job/autopilot-softwareengineer-37065

sexist. needs a rowdy ruff yourself

http://www.powerpuffyourself.com/#!/en

W E W E W

wewlad

but he's gotta be there for a year

I think $11/hour, but maybe we can push it to $11.50

How much can we afford to pay him?

I'll get the best damn pre-algebra kid this side of the Mississippi

I don't know about that. Get me a kid in pre algebra doing train collision problems. Make sure he signs an NDA

if one has a delay you could shift expected arrival/depart times accordingly for all trains to adjust speed

If they all have predetermined start/stop times, indefinitely many

4

How many trains could you self drive safely

don't talk to me or my icebox ever again

we're gonna need a bigger icebox

fuck

varun will it scale?

YOOOOOOO

Self refrigerating icebox

Self driving train AMA

Self landing paper airplane

Self driving airplane.

don't forget to apply to hack davis tho, we should actually do the self-driving car there

lol

dang 4am is some bullshit

So yeah 4:00am

once i registered it said "Single Round Match 687 will start in 7 hours 31 minutes."

Okay the calendar in the arena is wrong

wtf is going on

thats what i saw

In the topcoder arena it shows this SRM as being at 12am

oh ok. most of the time you can change the delimeter

I guess most of the time rows will be delimited by <tr>

Scroll down until you hit the table

https://community.topcoder.com/stat?c=problem_solution&cr=22767514&rd=16690&pm=14210

itd*

and its csv ify that

so i could highlight "a chrome webapp where you"

the internets

a row from what

A chrome webapp where you highlight a row, then each column of that row and it determines how to scrape data into a CSV

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You guys heard this Rick Astley song

http://www.instructables.com/id/IoT-RC-Car-With-Intel-Edison/

Holy shit lol

>/r/csus stays

>/r/fatpeoplehate sub gets banned

oh fuck

>csus subreddit

>build server

https://www.reddit.com/r/CSUS/comments/4djo7v/need_a_programmer_to_build_a_server_for_my_app/

ayy

Rip in pieces

Lmao I just died

lmao

Is that an R package?

grindr tho?

G A Y T I N D E R

oh i thought u may be talking to someone from T I N D E R

When you can't think of a meme dank enough so you keep untuping things and try to come up with better memes but you're out of memes

oh fuck

I'm watching Varun type stuff in Messenger but nothing's being sent from his account o_O

these memes validate my existence tbh

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Don't talk to me or my unison again

>tfw unicorn

the word full stack is so last year, so everybody uses the word unicorn

i mean

yes

unicorns?

What is it? stickers?

oh fuck

You're all going to be integrated into NPM

why not data science unicorns

there are javascript ninjas, full stack unicorns

I'm an undercover agent from the Data Institutional Comitee Kids

The gig is up I'm coming clean

;)

:O

Wait what lol

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data science unicorns

guys are there

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We made it

May 1?

When does registration for fall start?

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i say we go to uw. thats where the real microsofts will be

roadtrip

HORNETBOIZ

NVM We not Berkeley or that level

https://www.collegepuzzlechallenge.com/

Health analytics sound more appealing imo

haha hopefully I can get back from this lady quickly

im about to get a job offer from powerschool tmorrow though

I'll get more info from here

Made a contact today at some hospital thing in sac and they're looking for data interns

Yup

Did you guys sign up for H A C K D A V I S

@co

Our team would be DataScience@SacState@Hack@Sac@CSUS

Hack@Sac@CSUS

#Hack@SacCo

Hack@Sac sounds so cool

God dammit Xavier

LOL he called it SacHackHerkaJerka because that's the name of the file I shared with him outlining how to run a hackathon

wtf really

he also just said they arent even sure its happening

Dats wacist

LOLOL

xavier is calling it sacahackaherkaderka

i dont know anything about it

not as an ACM email

my guess is the email will go out CS student wide

Yeah, what are you asking

oh ok. should i just talk to xavier when i see him

I know a few things, Xavier is in charge

lmao

Good luck with that

where can i find info about CSUSacHack

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ty fam

O N G U E

rolls of the T O N G U E

lmao

Or CSUSacHack

Are these ideas for hackdavis?

how are we gonna map out campus haha

that'd be cool

Let people take real time remote tour

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lets make a tinder for hackathons

guys i got it

or do you mean the april 16th event

like drive the car on campus hahah

could we do this for on campus?

and twitch could be like right or left

and then our car would drive in the "lanes"

i was thikning like we'd make a city wide path

You want to take control away from twitch just cause they're gonna crash?

computer vision

CV?

https://github.com/hamuchiwa/AutoRCCar

when in doubt, heatmap it out

Generate heatmap

CV

obstacle detection

Where does the data science come in? How does the steering work with twitch chat? Turning isn't just left right.

data science hackathon idea: twitch plays self driving RC car

https://www.opendataphilly.org/dataset/voter-turnout/resource/c8c126fe-ac64-41db-86c5-3fa6129afb5a

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sac-county-311-connect/id721721687?mt=8

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y-AbCl6iYZhcChFYGhV5QUgW-dOd1hJQDflZQ2EL1qM/edit?usp=sharing

https://github.com/codeforamerica/ohana-web-search

https://github.com/codeforkansascity/Code-for-America-Projects-Hub

Kk

Xavier just sent an email to DataSci email re: ICPC funding

lmfao

I want to know what love is

Then I want to know what you do

What if our physical mail box has piles of money in it

Me irl

B O O T S T R A P P E D

One moment

Lemme just reach into our account

if it's too much effort idk

lol how much money do we have

i mean i guess

Basically ACM may need help with funding ICPC + CryptoNight + Hackathon, so it has been proposed we fund ICPC with ACM to split Doc funding 50/50

k

lol

Any officers I think? Idk. anyone who cares

who is in the set called we?

Helping to fund ICPC

About ?

#official

We need to have a vote when VVed is available

Why

Me

Who is treasurer?

There is parallax.js tho

Sheeeeeeit

OH FUCKKKKK

Bootstrap isn't that great bruh

I have no idea how it's done, but I'd wager it's some JS in the Bootstrap js library

It's common in hip startup/personal/portfolio pages

ive just never seen it in a webpage

yeah

You mean where it has a parallax effect?

How did they make that second picture do what its doing? http://www.pcgamer.com/hyper-light-drifter-review/

I'm too grumpy for April 1st.

H U M B L E B R A G

https://www.humblebundle.com/indiefonts

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Yea

199 week?

when you try to make autopilot at a hackathon

https://d37nk263jfz2p8.cloudfront.net/image/uploads/posts/2016/03/002eca081d8b296d184efbe91aa1c5bf.gif

Wtf

nvm

FUCK

is this real life?

CSUS Hackathon themes includes "memes"

Too soon

Dammit guys

http://www.meetup.com/Sacramento-WordPress/

topkek o p k e k

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Sounds like a great place to discuss Wordpress and php!

http://www.meetup.com/sacwebdev/

I also have them on linked in too tho

Oh let me check if I have heir emails

even though the data sucks

it looked pretty awesome and easy to use. if they let us use it we could do something neat with crime data easily i think

and singh

bhavik

I worked on map that when I worked there, do you remember the guy who came to present?

yeah i found him on linkedin though so hopefully he connects with me

guysperry@symsoft.io

Ooohhh you don't have his email address?

i was supposed to get his card or something o.O

And alone

You gotta go meet him in person in a back alleyway

He didn't say he'd email it to you

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but i didnt get his email

its in beta and he said if i emailed him he'd give me a link

so symsoft has some cool thing they are making called mapthat

oh i see now

Slack4Hack4Sac

where should we say that at?

Yeah lol

Someone should say "DS@CSUS will present. We don't know what we're doing yet though."

We have two weeks

Ayy lmao

What do we got

So uh hank4sank

huh. maybe I'll see one next time

like the icon on the top right

the ones with the ligthening bolt on them

The articles on the top right side of Facebook newsfeeed?

I only thought it loaded fast because they're caching, but I guess they fork off html and js to optimize performance even more

haha damn, I've really enjoyed the facebook instant articles though. didnt know that's what it was built off of

i knew this day would come

AMP HTML is essentially a fork of traditional HTML, and is indicated with <html ⚡> (yes, that is a lightning bolt emoji

https://blog.branch.io/google-accelerated-mobile-pages-amp-and-the-future-of-mobile-web

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could do group tickets. 4 or more 30% off

Only $700 fam

http://www.dataengconf.com/tickets

S K Y S L O P E tomorrow?

This game is cancer

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You fucking cheat at this game

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P O W E R S H O O L P H O N E S C R E E N O W E R S C H O O L P H O N E S C R E E N

Good luck with the standard librar- oh wait!

"Looks like you're stuck with fucking JavaScript you poor bastard."

http://www.wfplsiu.com/

Ended up heading home gg

;P

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Folsom doesn't count as out of town Matt.

I'm outta memes

I'm outta town

Not 󾭻󾌺󾌺

I can't go tonight

hack for sac tongiht?

Can confirm.

Oh fuck

Oh shit I think there's another speaker

I'm here it's wrapping up I think

JS

You guys going to sac is

Just got done

mememail

lmao

My resume every minute. That's a bold move cotton

also make sure your attach your resume or something lol

Hey Joey! Thanks for signing up for "every minute memes". We'll deliver the dankest of memes directly to your inbox every minute!

Fuck

dicks dicks dicks

Jk don't send me anything pls

joey.laguna@vsp.com

email her and mention me and data science club

sadie.stlawrence@vsp.com

iPhoneSE... JavaSE... new iPhone runs Android confirmed?

yeah i'll probably go unless something comes up with work, I should be done by 6 with networking there until 7, but I might have to stick aroudn after

J S S

You tryna go to the js meetup tomorrow?

Hahah thanks fam

and i'll send your contact too david, the email she gave me bounced back lmoa

lol yeah, but we're welcome to go

Is Sadie the sexists for data science Sacramento meetup girl?

I'm interested

Oh maybe he doesn't work there anymore.

I haven't seen Chris in the chat for a while tbh

Joey, do you ever share dank memes with Chris Lowe?

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Lol sounds cool.

lmao

sounds good i'll cc you

Apply and we can share dank memes over the intern group chat

Interest

Sadie

Let me know if any of you are interested. I will contact aside

https://github.com/koba04/react-boilerplate lit.js

lmfao that took me a while. rip brandons subs

he has a few in his trunk

it's lit

If they still need a speaker next week they should ask Brandon

damn sac tech tho

yeah it's looking like sac js tuesday, react and code4america wednesday, and then beers and geeks thrusday

Speakers still tbd but I'll probably go

i think i'll come to that after work

yeah there is, at 7pm

I think there's a sac JS meet up next week as well

i guess you could always go here adn then just go to code 4 america after the presentations

damn, same time as code 4 america

http://www.meetup.com/Sacramento-ReactJS-Meetup/events/229638282/?rv=me1&_xtd=gatlbWFpbF9jbGlja9oAJDM0NjdlNzZiLTE1ZWYtNDc1NS04MDg4LTFlNDllZGUzNmNlZg&_af=event&_af_eid=229638282&https=off

Two birds one stone

make a webapp to let homeless people change their name to the owner of the largest uncashed check so they can claim it

is bootstrap an algorithm

g r a p h a l g o r i t h m s

Implement a* search to find the person's check

What about a Depth-First-Sort

hahahha

Sorting is something like data science right?

or just w e b a p p s

any data science projects we should do for hack4sac?

ahhaha

www.\r\n.com

Fucking phone did make new lines it was just lying to me

Fucking phone won't make new lines

>sort uncashed checks by different column > win 5 grand

I'll be here friday evening

Hack4Sac I think

April Madness

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4pMQv46vz4

Mfw March madness goes the next level.

Do we want to take the March Madness thing to the next level? Or just focus on Hack4Sac

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Hey can one of you make me a webapp that makes webapps? 11/hr should take a year

Isn't the contest thing past the submission stage?

lol i don't get this thing. are they really gonna make a pod?

Have they considered an excel page with visual basic shit thrown in there?

Webapps are so great

Webapps, the key to success

yeah elonsboys

they is the fuckbois - dj khaled

Who is they? Elonsboys?

HTML9 Responsive Boilerstrap.js

they need a webapp lol

don't talk shit about react

r e a c t + f l u x

what their stack is, bro

ask them

they use slack they're legit guys

What

>not making hover boards

>hover engines

and at 6pm IEEE

there's food at the 7pm meeting tonight lol

Probably not. But government internships pay 11 an hour. 2 years after graduation not in private sector is 10x worse. And 3.5 GPA. What kinda guy wants to maintain a 3.5 gpa

I thought there'd be food here. There's not fkin food...

10x worse = $1.10 p/hour?

They're like 3.5 GPA or you lose the scholarship. Intern for the government every summer or lose your scholarship. Work for 2 years in the government after graduation or get arrested.

That scholarship is like 10x worse than power school.

>not inviting data science club

that guy came first, now its' them. it's supposed to be club showcase day or something

Rn? I thought it was some dude talking about scholarships

E L O N S B O Y Z

hornet hyperloop is presenting at ACM

sounds like a virus tbh

I think you have to tweet something and then screenshot it

.com might not be necessary

Paint.exe.com

like this type deal

oh idk

Not like advice animals like where there's a big white margin above the picture

If not why not

Is there a website to make those stupid white text above a picture twitter memes

pls

Better remove Joey from group. Can't talk to him anymore

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This group is a fuckin bukkake storm of memes

lmfao

This shits a fucking button wtf

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i think it's a year long commitment

LOL

Does this thing at 7 pay more than 11 an hour?

meme/11

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Holy shit

Hi there. Just a reminder to keep it classy in here. We are going to take down the inappropriate content and ask you to use good judgment going forward. Thank you!

any of you free at 7 this evening?

Should post it on the real group page

K

Yo not gonna meet today

http://datascience-sacstate.github.io/March-Madness/spermlol.html

Nice. Leaving now so I'll be there at like 2. Sad face

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It's cool we got it working haha

Ayy lmao

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Holy shit I was supposed to wage up at 11

Ill be there in like 10 min

When are you getting here Brandon

They don't let ppl in yet :(

Meet by the Buzz

gonna head over lol

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pushed

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wake up and push the current python script

so i'm probably getting there at 11 not 10 tomorrow haha

>try to not cry >cry

https://www.hackerrank.com/tests/lgj8a2nd/e56e73b13b75f05a4a046cbb985bba39

http://mpld3.github.io/quickstart.html#quickstart-guide

holy shit

1 0 / 1 0 O V E R R I C E

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more memes in head = bigger head

maybe he just has a bigger imagination

Because my memes are so dank

damn joeys alien is fuckin huge

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Isn't that what they did in South Park

http://sacramentostepsforward.org/find-help/faq/

thats what google says

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yo in that doc. does the ssf solution mean moving them so south san fransisco?

oh shit

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normies like basketball

https://www.kaggle.com/c/march-machine-learning-mania-2016/data

could predict march madness

Saturday iirc

12th

when is the expo?

let me follow up with rohit

Do we for sure have a table at the expo?

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Is that from X-Files? Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir7UmJ_foHs

"The nearest San Francisco is 200mi from your location"

hahhaha

uber for homeless?

talked to this lady involved with sac steps forward

yo got some great ideas for the homlessness thing

Yeah Joel is here

Holy shit lol

and we've met him

We have pictures of joel

LOL

Joel exists for sure

ehhh

But I exist

Joey = Joel confirmed

is joel there

no ideaman.

so is that other large pink plob is like all of the city of sac?

when you come in hopefully guy feiri is still here

yeah that's what i don't get

Arden is actually terrifying sometimes

you mean so much

so he said it might make sense why there's no data there

and that area around the mall is very heavily patroled

because they're trying to go from being just a part of citrus hieights to being it's own city

he said arden arcade is one of the most patrolled areas

here's what he said

yo okay

And conveniently lies on this Guy's house

if theres no color its no crime. pink is no injury occured

so that area between the pinks is where there's no crime

dope

saccounty-test

k theres a png in

he might have to go cook some food or go on a boat #justguysperrythings

idk how long guy sperry is staying

i can show him here

or push it to git or something

can you send me the heatmap you made yesterday

it just sucks. Theres a giant gap for no reason and arden arcade is the most dangerous place in the world

what happened to your heatmap

i asked him about the times and he doesn't know that

Lmao

the sheriffs hiding something

yo tell him the crime data sucks and doesnt decribe all of sac count correctly

just met guy sperry AMA

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nah im just an analyst not an analyst therapist

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Oh fuck dude way too relevant right now

Analrapist

Any of you going to ACM today?

No problem.

I have to pass this time around, have to hook web store to mine craft server tonight to meet Friday deadline

yup

http://www.meetup.com/Code4Sac/events/228761870/

RSVP?

pizza should still be there

i don't think it's a huge deal if we're a bit late

Then you have to park hella close to riverside. Also maybe we should leave 140 early?

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i can just drive us

You guys want to share an uber to urban hive?

https://resourcecenter.911.gov/code/home.aspx

Actually that might not be accurate because emergency vehicles get to ignore traffic laws. Google maps and stuff wouldn't be accurate to the response time. So the dataset would be useful

probably get that with google maps

mhmm that's true

Maybe, but the average time from hospital or fire station to location should be fine.

http://data.saccounty.net/dataviews/91253/crime-data-for-2015/

Is there data for emergency responder response time?

interface with google maps api

build some kind of algorithim

so we could pull crime data from the city

So one idea brandon and I just thought of for the hack4sac thing was a map to build the safest running route given an anddress

https://github.com/DataScience-SacState/code4sac.git

Heading to the booth rn

Dae Varun = product design?

I cri

So beautiful

Hahaha

"Let's talk about the big D"

a e s t h e t i c

And a pizza sized marshmallow

And found Parking right next to it

Lol I got the table

Pizza to marshmallow obv

Would you rather eat a pizza compressed to the size of a marshmallow or a marshmallow stretched to the size of a pizza

Currently knee deep in null pointers at VSP AMA

Heading to English :x

I'll be on campus in about 45

Any chance one of you can help me unlaod the table

Varun Clutch a r u n C l u t c h

but i bought poster paper lol

but i haven't made the posters yet

wait i have a table lol

gg

Does anyone have a table lmao

Okay so I'll table today.

Yeah I can come by tues and thurs but more sporadically and after 1 on friday

I'm free most Wednesday, and after 1 Thr&Fri

okay cool

I'm not really free Wednesday, but can do Monday.

is anyone available MW

i'm free between 11:45-5:45 T TH

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i think joey and i can take care of those two

there's still a couple things to do 1. logo, 2. website

i'll probably go and make a ratchet poster, i've been working on a list of topics to cover with brandon and i'll try to turn that into a paper we can maybe hand out

and also figuring out what exactly we want to display

so we got a spot by the well, i was thinking we should figure out our schedules so we know the best time for when to table

Hey guys, i'm messaging you all in regards to tabling for data science club